LGW/WGW Splashdown!

[rawhide]

uewdrb said:

Thanks guys!Neily,your team ROCKS!Ramona & Robin are great cards.I thought they were gonna beat my best brawlers.The match ended in an appropriate double DQ!

Bundys Rule...that's the way it looks!Kelly is a WGW Tag Champ and Old "Stinkfoot" Al just beat my LGW Champion!And I'm not even cheating for the storyline.Al got a legit win,in fact Al is undefeated so far!Talk about a fantasy fed huh?

uewdrb

your welcome man. maybe next time they will rock eh ?

[uewdrb]

Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN! episode 16
THE LAST SPLASHDOWN of 2007!

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Dr B:This is the Last LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN of 2007!We've a bunch of rematches
tonight!We're opening with Pee Wee and Steven Q!We've also got probably the most
violent rematch ever pitting Ramona Rocker & Robin Rebel against The Daughters of
Paine!The last time it ended in a Double DQ when it turned into a huge brawl!There is
NO DQ,NO COUNTOUT!The match wil take place in a Cage,but it's not a Tag Match!
Everyone is in the match at once.If you are pinned or you submit you will be eliminated!
It'll be Barney Fife vs Sheriff Andy!Lot's more,but for now let's go to the ring...


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Pee Wee vs Erk-Man - The Rematch
(After getting whooped for most of the match Pee Wee comes back with a
screaming elbowdrop and gets the win)

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Ms Monro:I'm amazed that old Pee Wee is always one move away from a big win!
He was getting his a** kicked,but managed to turn it around and get the win.Okay
I've been waiting all week for this next match!Ramona Rocker & Robin Rebel takes
on The Daughters of Paine!Both teams were DQed last time.One way or the other
there will be a winner tonight!

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Ramona Rocker & Robin Rebel vs The Daughters of Paine
1.Paine reverses Rebel's attack.Robin goes face 1st into the post
Robin Rebel is eliminated by Vicki Paine.Rebel is sent out
of the cage by the referee.It's 2 on 1!
2.Ramona rams Vicki's face into the mesh repeatedly,Paine suffers a major gash.
The DOP goes wild and beats Rocker senseless.Ramona Rocker has had enough
she climbs over the top and out of the Cage.
3.According to LGW/WGW rules leaving the Cage result in a LOSS!The DOP win
the match!
(The lights go out, plunging the arena into darkness. When the lights come back up,
Ramona Rocker is out cold and bleeding profusely from the head.The lights go out
again, when the lights come back up,Deborah Paine is at ringside with a lead pipe!
The DOP throw the unconceious Ramona Rocker back into the cage!Robin Rebel tries
to make the save but she takes a pipe bash to the back and gets shoved into the cage!
The Executive Committee has seen enough.Dr B,Ms Monro,Riley Reynolds and
Marilyn Mansfield rush down to the ring!)

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Dr B:ALRIGHT CUT IT OUT!!!PAINE,LET THEM GO!NOW PAINE!

Stephanie Paine:Doc!They asked for this!They stuck their noses in our business!
Oh yes,they are tough,but WE ARE The Daughters of Paine!Look at Vicki's face!
She's gonna have to get stitches,but you don't hear her whineing and crying!You
wanna jump on us this is what you get!Get the EMTs to take them outta here!
Doc,Ramona & Robin are gonna owe you,for you interveneing!What?Oh alright...
The Verminators take on Belissima for the WGW Tag Team Titles next...

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The Verminators vs Belissima - WGW Tag Team Championship match
(The Verminator Kelly Bundy uses The Verminator to make Rosie the Ripper submit)
The Verminators are the WGW Tag Team Champions!

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Ms Monro:Well no one escapes The Verminator!Not even the great Rosie the Ripper!
Alright now this Blonde Brazilian must be outta her mind!She's putting the WGW Title
on the line in a 4 Woman Elimination Match!Brazilian's odds can't be good oin this one!

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Blonde Brazilian vs Caitlin CataLyst vs Giant Jayne vs Tammi-Ann for the WGW Title
1.Giant Jayne eliminates Caitlin CataLyst wit a sidewalk slam
2.Blonde Brazilian eliminates Giant Jayne with a Slingshot Splash
3.Blonde Brazilian eliminates Tammi-Ann with a Slingshot Legdrop
Blonde Brazilian retains the WGW Championship!

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Dr B:Well that is why Blonde Brazilian is THE WGW Champion!She beat two of
THE best in the Womens Division to retain her WGW Title!Here's an old feud
that being reserected here in the LGW.The LGW Tag Champs Legion of DUME
go up against their old rivals The Phases of Fear!

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Legion of DUME vs Phases of Fear - LGW Tag Title Match
(Hanibal runs head first into the turnbuckle.Hamengku rolled him up and got the pin)
Phases of Fear are the NEW LGW Tag Team Champions

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Ms Monro:Hamengku takes advantage of the situation and The Phases of Fear are
the NEW LGW Tag Team Champions!Hey I know that music...that's Sheriff Andy!
his opponent will be his former Deputy,Barney Fife!

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Barney Fife vs Sheriff Andy - Grudge Match
(Andy controls the match.Barney couldn't get an offense going.Andy uses his
Incarceration to get the win)

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Dr B:Sheriff Andy uses his Mountain Man Rasslin' style to beat Barney.That
Incarceration is a painful looking submission hold!Andy beat Barney fair and
square,no fists,no rule infractions,just good old wrestling!In our LGW/WGW
SPLASHDOWN Main Event..."The Miracle Man" Al Bundy who,thus far is
Undefeated,takes on Stunning Steve!Can Al stay undefeated?Let's go to the ring...


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Al Bundy vs Stunning Steve - LGW Title Match
(After enduring a horendous beating from Stunning Steve,Bundy uses his Running
Tackle to win the Match) Al Bundy retains the LGW Championship!

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Dr B:That Bundy is one tough SOB!Stunning Steve through everything at Al,but
Bundy found a way to come back!His Running Tackle is unbeatable!Al "The Shoe In"
Bundy is your Legends Galaxy Wrestling Champion!See you next year!

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LGW/WGW Cage Chart
2 -you ram opponent's spine into the post.opponent rolls pin
3-you slam opponent face 1st into the post.roll on level 3 offense
4-you scrub opponents face on the mesh.roll on blood & guts chart.
5-you beat opponent senseless with a foreign object.roll on blood & guts chart.
6-you sidestep a lariat,opponent goes flying into the mesh.roll on Level 2 Offense
7-you are bleeding profusely,you climb over the top and out of tthe cage.YOU LOSE
8-opponent is beaten down and injured.opponent climbs out of the cage.OPPONENT LOSES
9-opponent rams your face repeatedly into the mesh.roll on blood & guts chart.
10-opponent Gorilla Slams you into the mesh.opponent rolls on Level 3 Offense
11-opponent veals you into the mesh.roll on Level 3 Defense
12-opponent reverses your attack.you get thown face 1st into the post.roll pin

Cage Rules
1.You win the match by pin or submission
2.THIS IS NOT THE STINK'IN WWF/WWE,if you climb out of the ring...YOU LOSE!
3.No Countout
4.No Disqualification
5.No Time Limit
6.No Interference
7.The match will not be stopped because of blood
8.Foreign Objects and Weapons are allowed (No Knives,No Guns)
9.This chart replaces ALL Chart moves
10.This match should only be used as a last resort.Contestants could be out a long time
after a LGW/WGW Cage Match.

[KellyMonro007]

You've really added a lot this year to this board, Dr B, thanks for participating and sharing with everyone your creativity! I've always known you had it, and now so does everyone else!

Keep having fun!

Kelly

[rawhide]

well done with some good matches. Peggy Bundy asked me to tell you she wants to wrestle on the next card.

[uewdrb]

Thanks everyone!2007 has been a Great Year for LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!

Neil,Peg,Paris & Drew all had to wrestle in Dark Matches to make room
for the Rocker & Rebel vs The DOP Cage Match.hahaha!Peg will be back
next year.

uewdrb

[rawhide]

ok but one thing their team name is the rocking rebels.

[WTIC]

Awesome stuff! Is Barney gonna repent? LOL!

BTW, Bundy is THE MAN!

EDIT: Almost forgot to add: The cage rules are super-keen!

[GalactiKing]

Al and that running tackle reminds me of when Reptillo won a lot of matches in 2088 with the flying tackle.

[uewdrb]

Neil,I was gonna ask you about their name.Rockin' Rebels!Cool...this storyline will get tons of
attention.Not for a couple of shows though both teams are hurt and won't be released to wrestle.

WTIC Promoter,repent?This is Wrestling...Barney gets even.hahaha!Glad you like my LGW/WGW Cage Rules.
When I was a kid,Cage Matches were only to end problems between wrestlers.Back then you hardly ever
saw Cage Matches,simply because at the time they were to dangerous.I remember the NWA santioning a
Cage Match between Johnny Barrend and Pampero Firpo "The Missing Link".Firpo spent about 3 weeks in
the hospital.He mysteriously wore a singlelet for the rest of his career.Why did the WWF make the
Cage match winner the CHICKENPUNKAZZED guy that ran away from his opponent?I'll never understand that.
Do a cage match and send it to me,I'll post it in the next show.

[rawhide]

wtf ?

[uewdrb]

Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN! episode

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Dr B:Welcome to LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!Man we have a show for you!This should
be a PPV event,but we're bringing it to you FREE on this International Broadcast!!!
In our opener it will be a 4 Man Elimination Match!Bud Bundy,Erk-Man,Asian Steel
and Pee Wee go in the ring only one man will come out The Winner!

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Bud Bundy vs Erk-Man vs Asian Steel vs Pee Wee - Elimination Match
1.Bud Bundy eliminates Erk-Man with Bundybomb
2.Bud Bundy defeats Pee Wee with a High Crossbody Block
3.Bud Bundy KOs Asian Steel with a Left Hook

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Ms Monro:Uh,well...BUNDYS RULE!Bud Bundyfied his opponents,Bud is the Last
Man Standing!Hey,speaking of Bundys...Peg Bundy takes on former SHWL and
WWW Champion,Jamie-Lynn!

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Peg Bundy vs Jamie-Lynn
(Peg distracts the ref,Marcy hits Jamie-Lynn with a steel chair!
Peg hits Jamie-Lynn with a Bundy Bop,then gets the pin)

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Dr B:Peg Bundy just blew out Jamie-Lynn who's less than half her age! Drag
Jamie outta there!Peg is your winner!Okay we have a Challenge Match next!
Sato & Tanaka saw The Rockin' Rebels wrestle on a broadcast in Japan.They
signed a contract and now the match is on!

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Sato & Tanaka vs The Rockin' Rebels
(Ramona Rocker gets a submission with over Sato with a Leg Wrapup)

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Ms Monro:SONOFAGUN!Them Rockin' Rebels came to fight!Ramona Rocker just
DOMINATED Sato!The Rockin' Rebels have their 1st win here in the WGW!!!

Dr B:Alright Monro...exactly why is this match taking place?Sheriff Andy beat
Barney Fife,this should be over and done with!And who the heck is that big guy
with the mask?

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Sheriff Andy & Opie vs Barney Fife & a Mystery Partner
(The Mystery Partner pins Sheriff Andy with a wristlock/knee to the shoulder)

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Dr B:HEY YOU!Yeah,you!Take off thye mas...it's TORU TANAKA!!!Whoa Opie is
going fist and fire on Tanaka!Toru swats him away like swatting a gnat!Ooh!!!
Andy nailed him with a chairshot,but...NO SELL!Tanaka grabs the chair and
nails Opie then Andy!Hey Barney's trying to stop Toru!Tanaka swings...CLANG!
Whoa Barney goes flying into the 1st row!Tanaka is on a rampage!SECURITY!!!
That's right cuff him!Get that maniac outta here!Okay we know that music!It's
The WGW Champion,Blonde Brazilian!Her opponent has held every title that the
Womens Division has to offer...Mary-Kate!

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Blonde Brazilian vs Mary-Kate - WGW Title Match
(Mary-Kate nails Blonde Brazilian with a Facejammer and gets the pin)
Mary-Kate is the NEW WGW Champion!

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Ms Monro:NO,NO,NO!That ugly little orangutang Mary-Kate won the match!Oh No!
her sister is here argh!They're doing that stupid head to head pose!Ooh!DIVA SUICIDA!
Blonde Brazilian just wiped out the Twins!She kicks Ashley,then drops an elbow on
Mary-Kate!The fans go nuts as Blonde Brazilian walks up the ramp!They must hate
M-K worse than they hate Blonde Brazilian!

Blonde Brazilian:MORRY KADE!Brazilian weel be bock and I weel have dat WGW
shampeeoncheep again!Brazilian weel...

Dr B:Whoa...gimme that!If you wanna use the mic...SPEAK ENGLISH!

Blonde Brazilian:Ay yam speekda ingilish...

Dr B:AYYY!In our Main Event..."The Shoe In" Al Bundy takes on 23 time World
Champion,"The Natureboy" Ric Flair!

Flair:WOOOOO!Doc!This guy ain't a wrestler!The best thing he's ever done was
score 4 Touchdowns in a Polk High School Football Game!

Al Bundy:"Natureboy"...23 time World Champion...LET'S ROCK!!!

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Al Bundy vs Ric Flair - LGW Title Match
(Al knocks "The Natureboy" down with an overhand right then gets the pin)
Al Bundy is the LGW Champion!

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Dr B:HOTDANG!"Big Time" Al Bundy just beat the greatest World Champion of all
time!Not to mention Al is...UNDEFEATED!Man it's a BIG Night for the Bundys!Bud
beat Erk-Man,Pee Wee and Asian Steel!Peg Bundy KOed Jamie-Lynn with that
Bundy Bop!Last but seriously not the least,"The Shoe In" Al Bundy pins "The
Natureboy"!What a night!!!

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BUNDYS RULE!

[WTIC]

Let the "Al Bundy Fan Club" begin! Al RULES!

Tanaka? Didn't see THAT coming!

Bud Bundy vs Al Bundy next? Hmmmm.

[rawhide]

awesome card glad to see the rocking rebels win. ;D

[uewdrb]

WTIC Promoter:The Bundys all of them deserve a Fan Club!They've all done well lately.
Barney Fife has compassion,Toru Tanaka just likes beating people up.Cool swerve huh?
Bud vs Al?Bud will have to earn it.

Neil:Rockin' Rebels ROCK!They may just be headed for WGW Tag Team Gold!

I'm just glad someone is reading this stuff and enjoying it!

uewdrb

[KellyMonro007]

Okay, I admit it, I am beginning to turn into a Anti-Bundyite.

I do like the Sheriff Andy, Opie and Barnie Fife storyline though.

And where is Jerry Springer? All of these scuffles after the matches remind me of his show.

Ding-Ding-Ding!

Kelly

[uewdrb]

Kelly:So not everyone likes the Bundys.Oh well...Andy,Opie & Barney are cool.Sheriff Andy is a great card,better than I expected.
Springer?Maybe as a Interviewer Card.He could antagonize the wrestlers until they snap!hahaha!

uewdrb

[uewdrb]

Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN! episode 18
Special January Slam & Jam-bo-ree!

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Dr B:Welcome wrestling fans to LGW/WGW's 1st PPV of 2008 January
Slam & Jam-bo-ree!We have 8 count 'em 8 BIG matches tonight!Every
match on this card would be a Main Event in any other orginisation!!!
First up tonight,Peg Bundy came to me and stated that she thought she
was good enough to wrestle a wrestler instead of the celebrity fluff she has been
facing the last few weeks.So I got her an opponent!Former WWF-U Womens
Champion...TRISH STRATUS!

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Trish Stratus vs Peg Bundy
(Peg unloads a few holding uppercuts then rolls the dazed Stratus up.Peg gets the pin)

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Ms Monro:Now I'm not a Bundyite,but i gotta say I'm impressed.Trish couldn't
get an offense going!Peg Bundy was all over her!Is it just me or...isn't holding
behind the head while nailing your opponent with uppercuts illegal?Uh,just wondering?

Dr B:The Referee allowed it and counted Stratus down...the decision stands!Okay
here's one I really wanna see!Newcomer Carl Winslow teams with The Erk-Man
to take on Fonzie & Richie Cunningham!It's Philly vs Milwaukee!This is gonna be good!

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"The Big Guy" Carl Winslow & Erk-Man vs The Fonz & Richie Cunningham
(Winslow pins Fonzie after hitting his Winslow Powerslam)

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Ms Monro:Richie pounded Big Carl in the early goings.Carl tagged in Erk-Man,
Steven Q. was doing well until The Fonz tagged in!Erk-Man was taking a whooping
but he managed to tag in "The Big Guy" Carl Winslow who was raring to go!He hit
The Fonz with a bunch of High Impact moves then hit his finisher the Winslow
Powerslam!Believe me you don't want Carl Winslow coming down on you like that!
"The Big Guy" Carl Winslow & Erk-Man win this one!

Dr B:Okay Monro,not a Bundyite huh?You'll enjoy this one,"The Bumble Bee" Bud
Bundy gets a rematch with...The REAL Bundy,KING KONG BUNDY!Bud's been on
a white hot winning streak lately,how will he fair against a REAL wrestler?
Let's go to the ring...

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Bud Bundy vs King Kong Bundy
(Bud gave everything he had in the early goings,but King Kong Bundy completely
squashes Bud with two elbowdrops off the ropes & an Avalanche.King Kong Bundy
gets a 5 count on Bud)

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Dr B:Well what can I say,Bud is a plucky wrestler,but when a guy that weighs
446 lbs. nails you with elbows off the ropes then squashes you into the turnbuckles,
well,let's just say Bud didn't have a chance of survival!

Ms Monro:Hey Doc,I did enjoy that one maybeI am a Bundyite,a KING KONG BUNDYITE!
BWAHAHA!!!!Alright,alright,okay,okay...up next it a Number One Contender match for
The WGW Tag Titles!Your favorites The C&C Connection will face The Rockin' Rebels!
Their handler Neil was right Doc,these two are "THAT GOOD"!Even though they lost
that Cage Match to The Daughters of Paine,they're out here wrestling!We haven't
seen The DOP out here...I'm just saying Doc.By the way Rockin' Rebels' handler Neil
is sitting in the 1st row.You better keep an eye on him Doc,just in case he decides to
climb over the guardrail and get involved with in the match!

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C&C Connection vs Rockin' Rebels - 2 out of 3 falls match
1st fall:Chandra pins Robin Rebel after a Crescent Kick
2nd fall:Ramona Rocker pins Chandra with a back bodydrop and a sunset flip
3rd fall:Carissa submits to Robin Rebel's Ankle Lock
Rockin' Rebels are The Number One Contenders for the WGW Tag Titles

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Neil:VERMINATORS!SOULTAKERS!The Rockin' Rebels don't care which one of you
leave here the Champions tonight!We want whoever has the GOLD!Just look over
there they destroyed your so called Number One Contenders!Hey they didn't even
need me to get involved!The Rockin' Rebels ARE THAT DA*N GOOD!!!

Ms Monro:Hey who said you could have a mic?Get back in your seat!Neily boy,
you're about to see two REAL Tag Teams go at it for the WGW tag Titles!These
women have held more Gold than they got in Fort Knox!Watch & learn Neily!

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The Verminators (Kelly Bundy & Buffy TV Slayer) vs The SoulTakers (Harlene & Succubus)
(Harlene tags in Succubus,Bundy meets her with her Bundy Stomp,then rolls her up.Kelly gets the pin)
The Verminators are the WGW Tag Team Champions!

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Ms Monro:Oh no you don't!Quit trying to steal the mic...hey!

Neil:VERMINATORS!!!On the next show The Rockin' Rebels are gonna...

Kelly Bundy:Oh shut it Neily!Look man,we got nothing to prove!We've held Titles in
all of Doc's Alliance Feds!Them Rockin' Rebels look good...You wanna jump on this?
BRING IT GIRLS!The Verminators ARE the BEST Tag Team in the WGW!You wanna
say that?All you gotta do is beat me & Buffy...

Buffy TV Slayer:WHATCHAGONNADO...when I take this foot and plant it square
in your fat behinds!Come on,we don't gotta wait till the next show!!!

Dr B:OH NOOOOO...Everyone back to the lockerooms...NOW!Let's go!Don't worry
Neil,we WILL settle this,just not right now!We have the NEW WGW Champion,
Mary-Kate in the ring with AWE's Beulah!Ms Monro discovered Beulah a few years
ago.Beulah has been on a tear in my Alliance ever since!M-K on the other hand has
so many Title belts that she and her sister had to open a Museum just to display them!

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Mary-Kate vs Beulah - WGW Title Match
(Mary-Kate runs head 1st into the post,Beulah rolls her up and gets the win)
Beulah is the NEW WGW Champion!

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Beulah:Hey M-K,if you want a rematch you got it!But for now I'm taking the belt
home.I didn't beat you M-K,you beat yourself,I just capitalized on it!

Ms Monro:EMTs get her outta here!We got a show to finish!Oh now this is just plain
crazy!Barney,Barney,Barney...you got more guts than brains,that Toru Tanaka is
a WILDMAN!

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Barney Fife vs Toru Tanaka
(Barney is hurt when Tanaka puts him in a wristlock,then drives a knee into his shoulder
Toru Tanaka gets the pin,then continues to pummel Barney)

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(Sheriff Andy & Opie slide in and try to subdue Tanaka a huge brawl ensues!It's
three on one but Toru is fairing well.A headbutt puts Sheriff Andy down,Opie
slugs Tanaka but...nothing Tanaka didn't even flinch!Barney uses his whole body
as a weapon as he bodyblocks Toru who trips over Opie and falls backward into
the turnbuckles!Barney,Opie & Sheriff Andy jump on the fallen Tanaka...)

Dr B:HOLD IT!!!You guys want to fight with Toru so much,I'll tell you what!On
the next show it WILL be Toru Tanaka vs Sheriff Andy,Barney Fife & Opie Taylor!
IN A CAGE!LGW Cage rules!Toru could eliminate all of you...all you three have to do
is eliminate Tanaka!Now get outta here!Okay,making their way to the ring...1st
the opponents,man this is a "murderers' row",George "the Animal" Steele,Kamala
and Abdulla!!!They will face..."The Shoe In" LGW Champion...Alllll Bunnnndy!His
tag partners tonight are..."Mr Shoehorn O'Plenty" Griff and Bob Rooney!NO MA'AM!!!


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NO MA'AM (Al Bundy,Griff & Bob Rooney) vs George "The Animal" Steel,Kamala & Abdulla
1.Griff eliminates George "The Animal" Steele with a headlock/nogginbuster and a pin
2.Bob Rooney eliminates Kamala with a No Ma'am Neckbreaker followed by a turnbuckle squash
3.Abdulla eliminates Al Bundy with a reverse bearhug
4.Abdulla eliminates Griff by stabbing him with a fork and rolling him up
5.Bob Rooney distracts the Referee,Jefferson Darcy clocks Abdulla with a chairshot!
Rooney gets the pin!NO MA'AM wins The Elimination Match.Bob Rooney is the Last Man Standing!

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Dr B:What a match Griff & Bob Rooney eliminated George "The Animal" Steele and Kamala.
But then Abdulla eliminated The LGW Champion Al Bundy and Griff!Jefferson hit a chairshot
on Big Abby and Bob Rooney got the pin!

Abdulla:DOC!I made your LGW Champion submit!That's something no one else could do!I beat
your Champion!I demand...

Dr B:Ab' your right you handed Al his first loss!On the next show it will Al Bundy vs Abdulla!

Al Bundy:LET'S ROCK BABY!!!

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[WTIC]

Nice match-ups! That was a fun card!

Hey!! How did Neily get to be in the show? I want in, too!!!! ;D

"The Shoe In" cracked me up! Bob Rooney RULES!

[uewdrb]

WTIC Promoter:Actually that's not the REAL Neily,I made up a Neil character to be Rockin' Rebels' handler/manager/interfereing ally.Tell me who you'd like to manage or better yet make up a card for yourself as a wrestler.

BTW if anyone wants to RP you can pm me with your rant.No swearing yadayadayada...

If you thought this show was good wait till the next one!

uewdrb

[KellyMonro007]

Good show, Dr B. I for one hopes King Kong Bundy rips into all the other 'Bundy's'! I dig it.

I like the upcoming match with Tanaka vs all of Mayberry just about. Could be cool.

And Neil needs to be stopped!

Kelly

Oh, and keep kicking butt, Beulah!