LGW/WGW Splashdown!

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uewdr:WELCOME WRESTLING FANS TO...

Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN!

1.Miley d. Lola (Lola is DQed for slamming Miley on the concrete)
2.Caitlin CataLyst d. Jo Starr (CataLyst used a 2nd rope facejam to get the win)
3.Blade & Troutboy d. Psycho Sid & Hollywood Hulkster (Blade got the win with a Blade's Edge)
[Psycho Sid attacks Hollywood Hulkster a match is signed for the next card]
4.Ricky Dragonbloods d. Stunning Steve (Dragonbloods gets a submission with a Boston Crab)
5.Chandra & Carissa d. The Daughters of Paine in a NON Title match (Carissa KOs Vicki with a left hook)
[C&C will get a Womens Galaxy Wrestling Team Team Title match on the next card]
6.The Freebirds (Hayes & Gordy) d. "Boogie" & The Dog (Gordy got the pin with a Gut Wrench Suplex)
The Freebirds are the NEW Legends Galaxy Wrestling Tag Team Champions!
7.The Blonde Brazilian d. Blonde Warrior (After a long battle Blonde Brazilian wins it with a slingshot splash)
8.Vader d. Terry Funk (Funk submits to Vader's Bearhug)
Vader is the NEW Legends Galaxy Wrestling Champion!

more LGW/WGW cards:http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/uwe_1/lgw_wgwa.html

[KellyMonro007]

Good stuff, Dr B!

[uewdrb]

Thanks go out to Kelly Monro,Troy Xavier and WTIC Promoter for contributing their
wrestlers for this show.


Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN! (episode 2)

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Dr B:Welcome wrestling fans!This is LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!In our opener we
got a Celebrity Grudge Match!It's KFED vs Bald Head Britney!

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KFED d. Bald Head Britney
(BHB gets DQed for slamming KFED on the concrete)

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Ms Monro:Aw,nothing was settled there!Brit is gonna have to watch her ringside
antics!It got her disqualified this time around!

Dr B:We have some new talent Monro.A guy named Cripple Haitch and his tag team
partner Headache Kid!They'll meet Ricky Dragonbloods and Rocky Johnson Jr!This
should be a good one...

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Ultimate Kliq (Cripple Haitch & Headache Kid) vs Dragonbloods & R Johnson Jr
(Both teams are DQed for brawling at ringside)

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Dr B:Oh come on Ref!Double DQ???What a gyp!It was a wild match!Both teams
gave their all in this one,but when the ref tells you to quit it,he means it!No one
gets a win here...what a gyp!

Ms Monro:Ultimate Kliq gets one more chance to get a win here tonight!It'll be
Russia vs Dreadlocks!

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Russia d. Dreadlocks
(Russia came off the ropes with a knee to the head and got the pin)

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Ms Monro:Old Dreds was just outclassed!Russia is just to big and to powerful!
Dreds started out okay but you don't want to trade high impact moves with
someone the size of Russia!Okay quit posing...take it back to the lockeroom!

DR B:Next up tonight we have a WGW Tag Title match!The Daughters of Paine
lost a NON Title match to C&C Connection last time.Tonight they must put
their WGW Tag Titles on the line!

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C&C Connection (Chandra & Carissa) d. The DOP (Stephanie & Vicki Paine)
(Carissa gets a submission win with a Goalie Grind)
C&C Connection are the NEW WGW Tag Team Champions!

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Ms Monro:Man,I wouldn't want Carissa to put that Goalie Grind on me!C&C Connection
are the NEW Tag Champs!This is C&C's 1st WGW Tag Title reign!You will see some good
old fashion wrestling with these two!Champions that the fans can be proud of!Lookout!
Stephanie Paine blindsides Carissa!Ooh,Vicki Paine just nailed Chandra with a chair!It's
breaking down!Carissa kicks Stephanie off and rolls over to make the save!Carissa
catches a Springboard Forearm from Vicki!Chandra is up and she looks mad!Vicki goes
up again but Chandra shakes the ropes and Vicki tumbles helplessly onto the mat!
Carissa drops Stephanie with a left hook!

Dr B:Alright!Cut it out!C&C get your belts and get outta here!DOP you want a rematch?
GET IN LINE!C&C are the NEW Tag Champions!Okay,we promised a match would be signed
pitting Psycho Sid against his FORMER tag partner Hollywood Hulkster! Ring the bell!

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Hollywood Hulkster d. Psycho Sid
(Psycho Sid could not beat the count after taking a piledriver on the concrete)

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Ms Monro:Hollywood heads for the hills!Psycho Sid is up and he is livid!

Psycho Sid:HULKSTER!This ain't over!Watch yourself! I will get my revenge!
'Cause...PSYCHO SID RULES THE WORLD!

Dr B:GWAN!Hit the showers,ya loser!We got a show to finish!Okay The Freebirds
beat "Boogie" & The Dog to become the LGW Tag Team Champions!Tonight they'll
meet former champs Brody & The Berserker!

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Brody & The Berserker d. The Freebirds
(Brody pinned Hayes after hitting him with a huge lariat)
Brody & The Berserker are the NEW LGW Tag Team Champions for a 2nd time!

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Dr B:HOLEY!Now that's a lariat!We have NEW Tag Champions!Okay up next it's
the WGW Champion Blonde Brazilian taking on Stephie-Mac!Stephie is tough but
can she take The WGW Champion out?Let's go to the ring!

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Blonde Brazilian d. Stephie-Mac
(Blonde Brazilian got the pin after hitting a Spinning Plancha)
Blonde Brazilian is the Womens Galaxy Wrestling Champion!

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Ms Monro:Nobody gets up after being hit by Blonde Brazilian's Spinning Plancha!
Blonde Brazilian retains the Womens Galaxy Wrestling Championship!

Dr B:In our LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN Main Event,the Legends Galaxy Wrestling
Champion Vader takes on AWE's Dr Deathlock!Talk about violence!This is gonna
be a wild one!

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Dr Deathlock d. Vader
(Deathlock gets the win with a Euthanasia Sleeper)
Dr Deathlock is the NEW Legends Galaxy Wrestling Champion!
[***thumbs up Kelly Monro***]

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Dr B:I don't believe this!VADER YA BIG DUMMY!PUT THAT FIST DOWN!I'm the boss
around here!Don't you threaten me!I gave you a push and what do you do???You
drop the ball!That maniac Deathlock is the LGW Champion and now...

Ms Monro:BWAHAHA!That's right Doc...you're gonna have to bring in the rest of
Judgement!Gee,you know Doc as Executive Vice President I have the power to
sign Bad Bruiser & Mr Flame in a Tag Title match with Brody & The Berserker!

Dr B:Oh come on...don't you remember what happened the last time I let those
guys work on one of my shows?That Mr Flame nearly burned down the arena!
Bad Bruiser tried to cripple his opponent!AND DEATHLOCK!!!I'm still not over
his last "Reign of Terror"!

(PHHZZZT!Screen goes black,credits roll...)

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[WTIC]

Fun stuff! I do like the formatting of the results too! Keep it going!

[KellyMonro007]

What I like about this stuff is that it is easy to see how much FUN you are having, Dr B! Your creative juices are getting warmed up again. Great stuff.

Kelly

[uewdrb]

WTIC Promoter,the format for the results is a product of all those years doing my EFeds.I think it's a little more fun to look at.That blinking ?clown? gif is really cool or eerie I haven't decided which yet.

Kelly,I am enjoying myself doing this stuff.That website with all those different holds was really cool.

Everyone else who is viewing this:Please post YOUR wrestlers on my "Wrestler Clones...",Totally Made Up Wreslers - Male or Totally Made Up Wrestlers - Female threads.Your wrestlers will be put on the roster for LGW / WGW.Your guy or girl as the case may be just might be the next GREAT Champion!Ask Kelly Monro...

[WTIC]

uewdrb said:

WTIC Promoter,that blinking ?clown? gif is really cool or eerie I haven't decided which yet....

That's Jigsaw's puppet from the "Saw" movies! Saw 4 is coming out soon, so GO SEE IT!

[uewdrb]

Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN! episode 3

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(Back stage before the show...)

R Johnson Jr:Hey who are you two jabronis?Why are you guys dressed like me?

The Crock:Like you?You're the imposter...

The Stone:CAN YOU...you're both posers!I'm the REAL...

R Johnson Jr:It doesn't matter what you think!I'm...

The Crock:Shut yer pie hole!I'm gonna take this boot turn it sideways and stick it
straight up your...

Dr B:STOP IT!All 3 of you!I have heard enough of you ***BLEEP*** jabronis!
Tonight...it will be R Johnson Jr vs The Crock vs The Stone!The winner will be
THE REAL...uh whatever you guys are!Now get yer keisters in the ring!

Ms Monro:Welcome to LGW / WGW SPLASHDOWN!You saw it! 3 WAY DANCE for
the right to say that you are THE REAL...whatever let's go to the ring!


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R Johnson Jr vs The Crock vs The Stone
(R Johnson Jr nails The Crock with a Rock Bottom.The Crock is Eliminated!)
R Johnson Jr vs The Stone
(The Stone nails R Johnson Jr with a People's Elbow,then got the pin!)

The Stone is the Legends Galaxy Wrestling "REAL ROCK" clone!

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Ms Monro:As far as I'm concerned all of you are "REAL ROCKS"...REAL ROCKS
IN THE HEAD!Give me a break!I guess The Stone is "The Big Jabroni"!

Dwayne:Hey Doc...who are those Jabronis?

Dr B:NOT YOU TOO!GET AWAY FROM ME!Okay,okay it's Stunning Steve vs Reeksen
Fattoo!Beat it Dwayne!


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Reeksen Fattoo d. Stunning Steve
(Stunning Steve took quite a beating!2 Big Butt Drops,2 Stinkfaces and an array
of high impact moves.Steve managed to turn it around but got himself DQed for
choking Fattoo and doing that annoying,"WHAT?" bit.)


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Ms Monro:Gees,what a moron!He got the advantage after spending a lot of time
under Fattoo's Fat ***BLEEP***!What an idiot!Get it?What a dope...

Dr B:That's enough of that!What do you think this is The Gong Show?Up next...
Hey puppies...uh I mean...Pam Anderson takes on Rockin' Rene!Oh my look at
those...

Ms Monro:DOC!

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Pam Anderson d. Rockin' Rene
(Pam got the pin after using her finisher the Reverse Headlock)

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Dr B:She's not just another pretty face.That reverse headlock got her a win!HEY!
Rockin' Rene just clubbed Pam over the back with a Double Axehandle!Rene throws
her across the ring using her long golden locks!Pam is up,she dodges a left!She
catches the arm and flips Rene onto the canvas!Rene with a legtrip!Both wrestlers
are swinging!SECURITY!Get those two outta here!Let's go!Time is money,you know!

Ms Monro:The NEW WGW Tag Champions C&C Connection have a HUGE task in front
of them tonight...LITERALLY!They're up against THE LARGEST Tag Team in the WGW...
5' 11" Big Bad Helene and 7' 1" Giant Jayne!GIGANTUS!


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C&C Connection d. Gigantus
(Chandra pins Big Bad Helene after a Pumphandle Slam)

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Ms Monro:It's David and Goliath all over again!They may be little but,what the hey!
They are THE WGW Tag Team Champions!Chandra don't care how big you are!!! I
don't believe it,Carissa hit Giant Jayne with two left hooks!The punch that KOed
most of her opponents,Giant Jayne shook it off!What a match!

Dr B:Alright,the Womens Galaxy Wrestling Champion Blonde Brazilian goes up against
an old nemesis Succubus "The Fire Queen"!Big Queenie is just that BIG AND MEAN!!!
The WGW Title is on the line...


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Succubus d. Blonde Brazilian
(Succubus gets a BIG submission win with her SoulTaker)
Succubus is the NEW Women Galaxy Wrestling Champion!

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Dr B:Monro...Big Queenie grounded The Brazilian!She took everything The Brazilian
threw at her!She waited for just the right moment,hooked up The SoulTaker and
we have a NEW WGW Champion!Darn,I'm speechless!

Ms Monro:I told you I'd sign this next one Doc!Judgement is about to take your LGW
Tag Team GOLD!!!

Dr B:Oh no you don't!It will be Brody vs Bad Bruiser in singles compeitition!If and only
if Bruiser manages to beat Brody,will Judgement get a Tag Title match!

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Brody d. Bad Bruiser
(Brody pins Bad Bruiser after a Backbreaker)

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Ms Monro:NO!Hey Ref,he was pulling his tights!What're you blind?He had his foot on the rope!

Dr B:Give it up Monro!Judgement will have to...GET IN LINE!Okay as much as I didn't want to
sign this match...in our LGW / WGW Main Event...Dr Deathlock will take on former champ...
Terry Funk!

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Terry Funk d. Dr Deathlock
(Funk beat Deathlock with a piledriver)

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Dr B:That's why I didn't...HEY!Bad Bruiser attacks Terry Funk from the back!Oh
man!Talk about your "Pearl Harbor"!Mr Flame is here!Funk has no allies!It's 3
on 1!!!MONRO!!!

(PHZZT!Screen goes black credits roll...)

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Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN! episode 4

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Dr B:Do we have a show for you tonight!Welcome to LGW / WGW SPLASHDOWN!
1st up we got some more new talent!Now this guy has the longest darned name...
Lightning Cannonball Kamakaze Kid!Shorten the name buddy it's only an hour show!
He's in with former UWE Hardcore champion,Hardcore Ferguson!It's agility and
skill against hard hitting Extreme!

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Lightning Cannonball Kamakaze Kid d. Hardcore Ferguson
(LCKK hit a Cannonball Buster and got the pin)

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Dr B:That match was about as long as that Kid's name!What a battle!Both of those
guys are quite resilient!They can both take some hits!But as we know all it takes
is one BIG move and LCK Kid had it tonight!That Cannonball Buster is an awesome
move!LCK Kid is your winner!

Ms Monro:Here are a couple of LEGENDS Doc.The Legendary Crusher Lisowski meets
a "legend in his own mind" The Macho Andy Ravage!Gah,I hate the High School Graduating
song...get some good music Ravage!

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The Crusher d. The Macho Andy Ravage
(Crusher pins Ravage after hitting a skullcrusher)

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Ms Monro:Okay that skullcrusher look like it hurt...like ***BLEEP***!Crusher
is your winner!DANG! The EMTs are putting Ravage on the stretcher!Lookout!
The Crusher body blocked the gurney and sent Ravage flying!SECURITY!LET'S GO!
Get that maniac outta here!Take Ravage to the Emergency Medical Area!NOW!!!

Dr B:Hey Monro,we have a bona-fide Star in the next match!He left The Road House
to work here in the LGW!Russell is a Striker!I've never seen his opponent wrestle
before,but Sir Sylvester came highly recomended...

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Kurt Russell d. Sir Sylvester
(K Russell wins it with a Soldier Suplex)

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Ms Monro:That Sylvester guy's not bad...Mr Russell was that much better tonight!
They'll work out just fine around here.They just need some "Character Development".

Dr B:Hey we're not supposed to talk about that stuff out here!So anyway,the last time
these two teams met it ended in a Double DQ!Tonight there will be...NO DISQULIFICATIONS!
You guys are gonna have to fight it out,the winners will earn a LGW Tag Team Title match!


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Ultimate Kliq (Cripple Haitch & Headache Kid) d. R Johnson Jr & Ricky Dragonbloods
(Haitch nails Johnson with a powerslam and gets the pin)

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Dr B:Talk about hard hitting!All four of them guys are gonna be hurting for the next
couple of days!Ultimate Kliq will get a Title shot!Don't write RJJ & Dragonbloods off
just yet!They will be back and they're gonna want some retribution!

Ms Monro:Hey Doc,we haven't seen these two in singles compeitition since the old W-UEW
days!The NEW Womens Galaxy Champion "Big Queenie" aka Succubus is in with the ORIGINAL
"Queen of the Cage" Hardbody Holly!There is some real respect between these two because
they both know it could go either way!It's Strength vs Crushing Power!I don't know if HBH
can get "Big Queenie" up off her feet,she weighs in at 400 lbs.!It's gonna take some POWERLIFTING
to get that much weight off the ground!

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Hardbody Holly d. Succubus in a NON Title Match
(HBH muscled up the 400 lbs. Queenie and hit her with a Military Press Slam)
[HBH refuses a Title Match.She says she doesn't need GOLD to prove she's the BEST!]

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Ms Monro:Okay I was amazed that HBH got "Queenie" up,but when she extended her arms
for that Military Press Slam...WOW!That's all I can say is WOW!But then she refused to be
in a Title Match...I don't get it.She just beat the BEST!HBH should be wearing the GOLD!

HBH:"Queenie"!You keep the belt,I don't want it!YOU know how good I am,Blonde Brazilian
knows how good I am,Beulah knows how good I am.I don't need a GOLD belt to show anyone
how good I am.Everyone already knows...Good match "Queenie"!Hey Doc it's time for The
Main Event...

Dr B:Hey don't rush me!In our LGW / WGW Main Event...last time.Judgement went 3 on 1
all over former LGW champ Terry Funk!Well,Funk went out and got some back up!He will
be taging with The LGW Tag Team Champions...Brody & The Berserker!As of this moment
I am VACATING The LGW Titles!The winners of this match will get The LGW and LGW Tag
Team Titles!This is NO DQ!Hold on to your seats wrestling fans!This is gonna be good!!!

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Judgement (Deathlock,Flame & Bruiser) d. Terry Funk,Brody & Berserker
(Funk couldn't beat the count after taking a piledriver on the concrete)
Legends Galaxy Wrestling Titles DO NOT change hands on a countout win.
LGW Titles are STILL Vacant!

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Dr Deathlock:WHAT???I AM YOUR LGW CHAMPION!!!

Dr B:Lower your voice big guy before I take away your spot for a title match all together!
Rules is rules!We will have an undisputed descision even if I have to have a tournament to get one!

Ms Monro:Hey that's an idea,how about Dr Deathlock,Terry Funk,The Stone and
The Crusher for The LGW Title!Brody & The Berserker,Ultimate Kliq,RJJ and
Dragonbloods and The Freebirds for the Tag Titles!And why not make it C&C
Connection,The Daughters of Paine,The Davidsons and Gigantus for the WGW Tag
Titles!

Dr B:Sounds like a go to me Monro!But for my input...it will be Succubus,Blonde Brazilian,
Beulah and...HARDBODY HOLLY in an Elimination Match!Not for the WGW belt...for the right
to call yourself,"THE BEST OF THE BEST"!Seeya next time wrestling fans!

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Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN! episode 5

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Womens Galaxy Wrestling Tag Tournament
1.C&C d. The Davidsons (Harlene & Charlene)
[Carissa caught Charlene with a left hook and managed to get the pin]
2.The DOP d. Gigantus
(Vicki Paine pins Big Bad Helene after a Hard Shot to the Head)
FINAL MATCH
3.C&C d. The DOP
(Carissa hit Stephanie Paine with a hard right and got the pin)
C&C Connection are the Womens Galaxy Wrestling Tag Team Champions!

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Legends Galaxy Wrestling Tag Tournament
1.Ultimate Kliq d. The Freebirds
(Headache Kid hits Sweet Chin Music on Gordy and gets the pin)
2.Dragonbloods & RJJ d. Judgement
(Dragonbloods pins Bad Bruiser with a High Crossbody)
SEMI-FINAL MATCH
3.Ultimate Kliq d. Dragonbloods & RJJ
(Cripple Haitch pins Dragonbloods after a flying axehandle)
FINAL MATCH
4.Brody & The Berserker d. Ultimate Kliq
(Berserker pinned Cripple Haitch after he hit a running clotheline)
Brody & The Berserker are STILL The Legends Galaxy Wrestling Tag Team Champions

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Dr B:Both Tag Tourneys were hard fought!Never underestimate the Striking Power
of Carissa!She KOed her opponents and got the pin.That is why C&C are the WGW
Tag Champions!Now I really thought Ultimate Kliq would go all the way!They were
at a disadvantage,though.Ultimate Kliq wrestled in 3 matches.Brody & The Berserker
came in fresh!The Berserker destroyed Haitch with that clothesline!They are the
undisputed LGW Tag Team Champions!They earned them belts!Okay after a short
break we will resume with the show.The Womens "BEST OF THE BEST" match is up
next.We'll be right back...

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"BEST OF THE BEST" Match
Succubus vs Blonde Brazilian vs Beulah vs Hardbody Holly
(Beulah is DQed for slamming Blonde Brazilian on the concrete.She is ELIMINATED)
(Hardbody Holly is pinned after a Queenie Drop.She is ELIMINATED)
(Succubus gets the 5 count for climbing on the top turnbuckle.She is ELIMINATED)
Blonde Brazilian wins the match she is The "BEST OF THE BEST"!

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Ms Monro:Blonde Brazilian didn't beat Big Queenie...she beat herself!Succubus
was more intent on hurting The Brazilian than she was paying attention to the
Referee!This match was fought outside the ring as much as in The Ring!Beulah
getting DQed for Slammiing The Brazilian on The concrete!We should have made it
NO DQ,Doc!Hardbody took a hit Succubus nailed her with that Queenie Drop!
I don't care what kinda condition you're in,when a 400 lbs woman lands on you
with that kinda force...well DANG!That's gotta hurt!Anyway,Blonde Brazilian
wins the match,but is she really THE BEST?She is for now.We'll be back after
these messages...

Commercial...
"Get your LGW Action Figures today!We have all your favorites!Look Cripple Haitch actually
spits water and Mr Flame comes with a dandy little Lighter,ask Mom & Dad before you play
with that one..."

Dr B:We're back and it's time for the last big Tournament of the evening!This is for the LGW
Championship!

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Legends Galaxy Wrestling Championship Tournament
1.Dr Deathlock d. The Crusher
(Deathlock hit Crusher with repeated shots to the kidney and got the pin)
2.The Stone d. Terry Funk
(Funk is DQed for brawling at ringside)
FINAL MATCH
3.The Stone d. Dr Deathlock
(The Stone hit a Stone Spike and got the pin)
The Stone is the NEW LGW Champion!


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Dr B:That's impossible...doggone!The Stone is the NEW LGW Champion?He beat him
fair and square?I mean...that was a long match and The Stone earned that LGW
Title!Can I cook what The Stone is smelling?

Ms Monro:Uh...the answers to these questions and more next time on SPLASHDOWN!
Doc,you don't look so good,you better lie down or something...

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[uewdrb]

Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN! episode 6

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Dr B:Welcome to LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!We're opening with a wild one!The
"Big Blue Machine" Zane takes on...Stunning Steve Osmond!This is a real
Wrestling-Mania calibur matchup!

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Zane d. Stunning Steve Osmond
(Zane dodges a charging Stunning Steve.Osmond goes over the top
and onto the floor.Zane throws him back in the ring and gets the pin)

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Ms Monro:Well,that "Big Blue Monster" took advantage of an injured Stunning Steve!
Actually,Osmond's bad luck beat him,not so much that "Big Blue Monster" Zane!

Dr B:Hey you're gonna like this next one Monro!Your buddy Beulah is in with the infamous
Mickey Knuckles!Those two are brawlers,we're gonna see onehekuva fight!Let's go to the ring!

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Beulah d. Mickey Knuckles
(Mickey misses a kneedrop and Beulah gets the pin)

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Dr B:Beulah's no dummy,Mickey was hurt when she missed that kneedrop.Beulah
saw that and rolled her up,Beulah's big and powerful!Mickey couldn't kickout!
Beulah is your winner!

Ms Monro:Hey what is this,wrestling night at the Washed Up Actors' Guild?
Catwoman Eartha?Isn't she about a hundred years old?And who said Anderson
could wrestle?Her name AIN'T Ole,Gene,Arn or Lars!It's Pamela...Pamela Anderson!

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Catwoman Eartha d. Pam Anderson
(Anderson is DQed for brawling at ringside)

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Ms Monro:Okay beat it you two!You're giving Womens Wrestling a Bad Name!
Gees...DQed for brawling!You do you think you are?Yeah?Pee Wee Anderson maybe!

Dr B:Calm down Monro!Now here's a real Wrestling-Mania classic!Hollywood Hulkster
is in with Pierre the Tower!Literally the two biggest men in the LGW!Not the best mind
you,the biggest in size!I'd like to see that egocentric Hollywood try to beat Pierre with
a stinkin' bodyslam again tonight!This aij'T the***Uell ykU kjoU!

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Hollywood Hulkster d. Pierre the Tower
(HH used a Big Foot Kick to get the pin)

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MS MojRo*The Big Foot Kick***fieUReS*Uho wriTing this stuff anyway?Hey Doc,you
didn't hire Russo to book the shows again did you?

Dr B:Do I look stupid to you???...DON'T SAY IT MONRO!!!Okay it's the WGW Tag Team
Champions the C&C Connection defending against...OH YEAH!!!Luna & Madusa!This will
be a heckuva fight!

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C&C Connection d. Luna & Madusa
(Carissa gets a submission win with her Goalie Grind)
C&C Connection retain the WGW Tag Team Championships!

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Dr B:Okay Monro,it's one thing to yank her opponents arm across her thigh like that,
but does she have to mash her heiny in her face?YUCK!It's like getting an armbuster
and a stinkface at the same time!I mean I like Carissa,but that's sickening!I sure hope
she changed her underpants this morning!

Ms Monro:I told you last time you better stay away from me with that hold!Uh uh!
Not me Carissa!We got the LGW Tag Champs up next Doc!They're putting the titles on
the line against The Demolishers...hey don't they remind you of somebody?Axis?Crash?
They remind me of someone Doc...

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Brody & The Berserker d. The Demolishers
(Brody pinned Crash after a huge lariat)
Brody & The Berserker are still the LGW Tag Team Champions!

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Ms Monro:Well...when a guy that big,hits you that hard...you don't get up!Even if
you can get up!They still...Hawg & Hanibal "The Mighty Legion of DUME"?No that
ain't it...

Dr B:While you're straining your brain trying to recall who they remind you of...
We got a WGW Title match!Big Queenie takes on WEW's Ms Chif!They are both
hard hitting,high impact wrestlers!This is gonna be good!

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Succubus d. Ms Chif
(Queenie creams Ms Chif with a Cross Body Block and gets the pin)

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Dr B:Just the fact that a 400 lbs woman can execute a Cross Body Block is amazing!
The fact that she hit her like a run away 18 Wheeler on the old I-90 is unbelieveable!
That's what I call IMPACT...and I ain't talkin' about that inferior wrestling show on
SPITE-TV either!

Ms Monro:Hey Doc,why don't you let Queenie put that Knocker Locker on you?heh,heh,heh!

Dr B:As soon as Carissa gets you in that Goalie Grind!Okay,alright...IT'S Time for our LGW/WGW
Main Event!The LGW Champion The Stone takes on the current UWE Champion GFreak!Only the LGW
Title will be up for grabs here!Ring the bell...

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The Stone d. GFreak
(The Stone wins it with a Stone Spike)

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Dr B:Whoa!He Stone Spiked that big old "Juice Jockey" but good!The Stone's agility
paid off here!GFreak wasn't able to set up a "Power Play"!Your best offense really IS
a good defense!The Stone is still our LGW Champion!Hey don't you raise your eyebrow
at me!I'll turn this mic sideways and...uh,I mean that's it for this edition of LGW/WGW
SPLASHDOWN!

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(Wrestler Cards for this edition created by KellyMonro007,Troy Xavier,WTIC Promoter and uewdrb)

[WTIC]

Fun write-up! "Legion of DUME"! Classic!

[uewdrb]

>Legion of DUME
>>I'm gonna have to do cards for them over at Wrestler Clones...
Hawg & Hanibal (Legion of DUME),Rod Simpson & Butch Reeves (DUME)

I'm glad you like reading my cards.

[rock]

uewdrb said:

>Legion of DUME
>>I'm gonna have to do cards for them over at Wrestler Clones...
Hawg & Hanibal (Legion of DUME),Rod Simpson & Butch Reeves (DUME)

I'm glad you like reading my cards.

heehee, now that's cool!!!

[uewdrb]

Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN! episode 7

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Dr B:Welcome to LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!Tonight Andy Ravage tries to get his 1st
win here in ther LGW!His opponent is "Roadhouse" Kurt Russell!Russell is the Master
of Gymkata!hahaha!Gymkata?What're you gonna tumble run him to death?

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The Macho Andy Ravage d. Kurt Russell
(Russell is DQed for ramming Ravage's head into the steel post)

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Ms Monro:Andy got what he wished for...Russell got DQed,Ravage wins,but when
is he gonna get a legit win?You know...pin,submission?

Dr B:A win is a win Monro...Okay this feud started when the Reverend started
preaching to Last Call about his drinking problem!I guess Rev Jojo thinks he can
beat the spirits outta Last Call!He's gonna help Last Call KICK his alcohol addiction!

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Last Call d. Rev Jojo
(Last Call pins Rev Jojo after executing a powerslam)

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Last Call:BWAHAHA!I need a drink...hic...SURVEY SAYS...

Ms Monro:SECURITY!GET HIM OUTTA HERE!Ya drunken bum!Get outta here!We
have AWE's Veronica Vixen up against SHWL's Helen Hunt up next!

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Veronica Vixen d. Helen Hunt
(Vixen disoriented Hunt with a headbutt and got the pin)

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Dr B:She beat her with a headbutt?She's not even Samoan!Who's writing this stuff?
Alright,now this is a match!The WGW Tag Champs C&C Connection take on AWE's
Amazon Warriors,Druuna & The Blonde Warrior!Now these are the best of the best!

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C&C Connection d. The Amazon Warriors (Druuna & Blonde Warrior)
(Carissa uses her Goalie Grind to get a submission)
C&C Connection retain the WGW Tag Team Titles!

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Ms Monro:Ew,I get the heebie geebies everytime she does that Doc!DANG she's
really a little stinker!hahaha!Ya Stinky!Yeah you!Don't you aim that rear at me!

Dr B:Cut it out Monro before I make Carissa demonstrate the Goalie Grind on...YOU!
Oh Man,these are four BIG GUYS,Monro!The LGW Tag Champs defend against,get this,
The Warlord & Vader!

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Brody & The Berserker d. Warlord & Vader
(Warlord is DQed for brawling at ringside)
Brody & The Berserker are still the LGW Tag Team Champions!

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Dr B:DQ???What a gyp!Oh well,Brody & Berserker still have the belts!Now this
next matchup comes from an old feud in the WWW & UWE!This is Futura's 1st match
in the WGW,but Big Queenie knows that she is tough as they come!They've battled
many times!Let's go to the ring...

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Futura Momerson d. Succubus
(Futura connects with her Future Shock and gets the pin)
Futura Momerson is the NEW Womens Galaxy Champion!
[Future Shock - Reverse Traps Claw into a Back Cracker]

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Ms Monro:DANG!Futura's speed and agility negated Succubus' superior strength!
Big Queenie couldn't get an offense going!Momerson was just to quick for her!
Futura Momerson is the NEW Womens Galaxy Wrestling Champion!What a move!
I think she calls that the Future Shock,whatever it is it got her the WGW Title!

DrB:In our LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN Main Event...The Stone defends his LGW
Title against 400 lbs Reeksen Fattoo!

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The Stone d. Reeksen Fattoo
(A standing dropkick caught Fattoo right on the jaw.The Stone got the pin)
The Stone retains the LGW Title!

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Dr B:That was a lucky shot!The Stone is still the LGW Champion!

[uewdrb]

Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN! episode 8

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Dr B:Welcome to LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!We've got a lot of newcomers tonight!
First up,I don't think I've seen this guy in the ring yet,but his bio says he's a
pistol!Let's see...he calls himself "The Jungle Mercenary",Asian Steel!He will
meet Hollywood's Number One Ex...KFed!

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"The Jungle Mercenary" Asian Steel d. KFed
(Asian Steel pinned KFed after a Hip Toss)

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Ms Monro:That Asian kid ain't so bad!He can take some hits too!Asian Steel gets
his 1st win tonight!

Dr B:We got a couple more newcomers Monro.1st former Olympic Gymnast...
Marylou and from COTG Women..."Tinsel Town" Tonya Holvin!I know Tonya's
tough!Now Marylou,great athelete...in gymnastics!You gotta hit people in this
Sport,Marylou...

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Marylou d. "Tinsel Town" Tonya Holvin
(After getting pummeled by Holvin,Marylou
came back with a Tumbling Run and got the pin)

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Dr B:My oh my...doggone!Marylou can take a beating!But even more amazing,she
cameback and won the match!Talk about impact!She did a tumble run into a corner
crash!Like a half pint Sting!I gotta say I'm impressed!

Ms Monro:Oh no Doc it's that...what was it Lightning Canonball and a couple of
things starting with K!Oh heck LCKK.He's in with "The Man with the educated
feet",Stan Lane!

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LCKK d. Stan Lane
(LCKK hit his Big Bad Legdrop then rolled Lane up to get the win)

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Ms Monro:LCKK hit his Big Bad Legdrop and it was all over!Go back to being an
Announcer Lane!Oh hey this is a good one Doc.The Macho Andy Ravage takes on
Smash!Talk about a Whirled Wrestling Federation matchup this one's right out of the
early 90s!

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Andy Ravage d. Smash
(Ravage gets his 1st legit win with his Deadly Elbow!)

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Dr B:Hey Ravage actually won one!That was some "Deadly Elbow"!Now this one
takes us back to the mid 80s!This is truly a Legends Match!The Natureboy takes
on The Dream!

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Natureboy d. The Dream
(Natureboy used his Figure Four Leglock to get a submission win)

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Ms Monro:The Natureboy wins it with STYLE!Woo!He gets a submission win using
his patented Figure Four!Okay Doc this has to be your doing...Tanaka & Hansen???
ARE YOU NUTZ?!?!

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Brody & The Berserker d. Toru Tanaka & Stan "The Lariat" Hansen
(Brody hit Tanaka with a huge lariat in the early goings of the match & got the pin)
Brody & The Berserker are still the LGW Tag Team Champions!

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Dr B:It's academic Monro,no one gets up after Brody's Lariat!It's no different
here!He knocked Toru Tanaka right outta his boots with that one!

Ms Monro:The WGW Champion is here,Doc!It's Futura Momerson...she doing "The Robot"!
Her opponent will be the Wild Woman from Amsterdam...Stephanie Paine!

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Futura Momerson d. Stephanie Paine
(Futura blindsided Paine with a Thesz Press,took a couple of cheapshots & got the pin)
Futura retains the WGW Championship!

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Ms Monro:WHOA...no one takes the fight to Stephanie Paine like that!Futura gets the
pin in record time!Futura holds up her WGW belt!The fans are going wild!Holdup!I know
that music...from The New World Outlaws Black & White...Hollywood Hulkster!His
opponent is the current LGW Champion...The Stone!

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Hollywood Hulkster d. The Stone
(HH connects with a Cross Body Block off the turnbuckle & gets the pin)
Hollywood Hulkster is the NEW Legends Galaxy Wrestling Champion!

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Dr B:It's the lesser of two evils,Monro!Hollywood is the NEW LGW Champion!
That Big Mouth Jabroni,The Stone is no longer our LGW Champion!Oh no...he's
doing that old "I can't hear you" bit!GOWAN BEAT IT!That was 20 years ago!
Ya old goat!!!

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[WTIC]

K-Fed beat with a lousy hip toss? You gotta be kidding... Oh wait. That sounds about right!

Fun read as always!

[uewdrb]

It's not who's the best man...it's who sux worse!hahaha!Tell you the truth,I thought KFed would win it.I made Asian Steel a jobber.The card is purposely weak.But...luck of the dice,you know!hahaha!

uewdrb

[WTIC]

uewdrb said:

It's not who's the best man...it's who sux worse!hahaha!

If that's the case, the right man lost!

[uewdrb]

Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN! episode 9

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Dr B:Welcome to LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!Okay Monro who's booking this stuff
anyway?A former TV childstar turned Pop Singer turned wrestler?Wait that's
not all she's in with a skinny former Fashion Model from Miami!I know our doors
are open to everyone,but...come on!

Ms Monro:Don't worry about it Doc.Our male test audience ages 12 - 45 said
they love the matchup.Think BIG MONEY Doc...BIG MONEY!

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Hilary d. Anna Rexia
(Hilary sidesteps and Anna Rexia slams her head into the post.Hilary got the pin.)

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Dr B:Okay I'll admit they're fun to watch,but that wasn't much of a match.Hilary
pinned Anna Rexia,but only after she'd knocked herself out smashing her head into
the post!

Ms Monro:Alright so it was mostly a "fluff" piece,we got some big ole boys next!
Both these guys are over 6'5",both around the 300 lbs mark too!This should be
a regular "Knock Down,Drag Out" Fight!

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Lynch d. Psycho U.D.
(Lynch connects with kneedrop off the top to get the win)

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Ms Monro:I told you Doc,that was some fight!Psycho U.D. almost had him a few
times,but that top rope kneedrop stopped the Psycho and Lynch got the pin!Who's
up next Doc?

Dr B:Let's see a couple of more newcomers...from The Phillipines by way of the
XWA (Extreme Wrestling Association) we got Daminadan,we saw his tag partner
Asian Steel beat KFed last time.Look at this guy...he's from Moscow,6'4",around
285 lbs,he comes to us by way of LOW Creations,Gentleman Jerry!

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Daminadan d. Gentleman Jerry
(Daminadan gets the pin with a sunset flip)

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Ms Monro:That Daminadan is pretty good!He beat the seasoned veteran Gentleman
Jerry,caught him by surprise with a sunset flip!The kid is resourceful,Doc!

Dr B:The WGW Tag Champs are here!C&C defend against Mary-Kate & Ashley!
Again with the former TV childstars...ugh!

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C&C Connection d. Mary-Kate & Ashley
(Chandra nails M-K with a Euro Uppercut and got the pin)
C&C Connection retain the Womens Galaxy Wrestling Tag Team Titles!

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Dr B:Them Twins gave C&C a hard match!Don't let that "sweet,goodie goodie"
exterior look fool you!Them two are evil incarnate!Quick tagging saved C&C.
They kept the fresh wrestler in the ring and it eventually paid off.Carissa and
Chandra wore M-K & A out,Chandra hit her infamous Euro Uppercut and it was
all over!C&C are still the WGW Tag Team Champions!LOOKOUT!M-K clobbered
Carissa with her Official Autographed Twins bat!Chandra charges after M-K!
Mary-Kate ducks and Ashley levels Chandra with a chairshot!Oh man,all four of
them are ripping and tearing at each other...SECURITY!!!Get them outta here!NOW!

Ms Monro:Oh,oh...we know that music Doc,it's the LEGION OF DUME!!!Hawg and
Hanibal!They take on the LGW Tag Team Champions...Brody & The Berserker!!!
Brody's Lariat has worked on everyone big and small,but I'm not so sure it'll
be enough to stop The Legion of DUME!These guys are big and tough!Let's go to
the ring...

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The Legion of DUME d. Brody & The Berserker
(Hawg hits a springboard lariat and gets the pin)
The Legion of DUME are the NEW Legends Galaxy Wrestling Tag Team Champions!

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Ms Monro:It was Hawg's springboard lariat that took The Berserker down,The
Legion of DUME didn't even need to use the DUMESDAY DEVICE!They are the...
NEW Legends Galaxy Wrestling Tag Team Champions!

Dr B:Now here's a matchup,it's old "Robo-Mom" Futura Momerson vs Jo Starr!
Jo Starr defeated Beulah to become the WGW champ a while ago.Our current
WGW Champion Futura has defeated THE BEST in the WGW and she wears that
Womens Galaxy Wrestling titlebelt proudly!

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Futura Momerson d. Jo Starr
(Futura gets the pin with a sunset flip)

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Dr B:HOLEY!TWO MOVES MONRO!TWO MOVES!Doggone I've never seen anything
like that before!That sunset flip ended the match practically before it started!
Hey,Futura shakes Jo Starr's hand before leaving the ring!That's a sign of a GREAT
Champion!

Ms Monro:Speaking of Champions...in our LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN Main Event...
"The Immoral" Hollywood Hulkster,our LGW Champion defends his title against
another former New World Outlaws Black & White member...GFreak!

GFreak:I AM THE GENETIC FREAK AND I AM YOUR HOOKUP...HOLLER IF YOU HEAR ME!
Hollywood you brag about them 25" Pythons...well look at this,THE largest biceps in
Wrestling today!We may have been on the same side 10 years ago,but tonight,you are
ON YOUR OWN!No one has your back here big man!

Hollywood Hulkster:You know brother,we used to run together in the old NwO days.
But that was then and this is now!WHATCHAGONNADOO...

Dr B:Aw,just shut it Hollywood and get in the ring and QUIT POSING!BOTH OF YOU!
This ain't bodybuilding this is WRESTLING!!!

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Hollywood Hulkster d. GFreak
(Hollywood got the win with his Hollywood Legdrop)

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Ms Monro:It figures Hollywood Legdrop my Aunt Fannie!!!Who's writing this stuff?
What'd you get Vinny-Mac to work on the creative writing staff?Wait GFreak is
up!Hollywood unloads a big right hand...NO SELL!GFreak just glares at him!Look
The Hulkster is "Hulking up"!A kick in the gut stops him cold!T-BONE SUPLEX!
The fans are going wild!They're chanting,"GFreak,GFreak,GFreak..."They want
to see a rematch!So do...

(PHZZZT!Screen goes black credits roll...)

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