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Post by uewdrb on Nov 27, 2007 11:56:20 GMT -5
Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN! episode 11
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Dr B:It keeps getting better & better here in the LGW/WGW!This is SPLASHDOWN!
In our opener...Psycho UD hasn't been real successful lately.He's gonna try to change
that tonight!His opponent is Strongarm,a big powerful guy!It's Power vs Power!
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Strongarm d. Psycho UD
(Strongarm go the win with his Solitary finisher)
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Ms Monro:I thought Psycho UD had him but Strongarm used that Solitary to get the win!
Up next,it's International,Doc!From the Phillipines it's Daminadan and from Japan...this
is Hammurabi!
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Daminadan d. Hammurabi
(Daminadan got the pin after using a sheilded choke)
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Dr B:Okay,that's not the most LEGAL way to win a match,but hey...Monro,look at
this!Now this is what I call a match!The ERBs vs The Verminators for the WGW
Tag Team Titles!Complete opposites Monro!Beulah & Masked Margaux are big and
mean and well...sorta plain lookin'.On the other hand Kelly Bundy & Buffy aren't
the biggest or the strongest,but they have ultimate agilty and a good working
knowledge of the ring!This will be a Classic!
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The Verminators (Kelly Bundy & BTVS) d. The ERBs (Beulah & Masked Margaux)
(BTVS takes Masked Margaux out with a Jumping Frontkick,then gets the pin)
The Verminators are the NEW WGW Tag Team Champions!
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Ms Monro:WHOA!Buffy may not be big but she packs quite a wallop!That Jumping
Frontkick pretty much ended Masked Margaux's assault!OH CR*P!!!Beulah grabs
Buffy...chokeslam!Kelly climbs up Beulah's back and let's her have a Bundy Bop
right in the kisser!Masked Margaux drives a fist into Kelly's spine to stop her
attack!All four are swinging wildly in the middle of thge ring!Neither team is
gonna back down from this fight!
Dr B:ALRIGHT CUT IT OUT!!!Verminators take your belts!Beulah,Margaux...BACK OFF!
Okay...OMG!!!WHO SIGNED THIS???Pee Wee taking on Erk-Man?What kind of ridiculous...
Aw heck just ring the bell...
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Erk-Man d. Pee Wee
(In a surprisingly hard fought match,Pee Wee is DQed for using a Foreign Object)
Pee Wee retains the LGW Celebrity Championship!
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Ms Monro:I say give em both a bunch of weapons and make it an Extreme,NO DQ
match!We'll get a champion or get rid of those two jokers,one of the two!Okay
this is not my booking Doc.But,Paris won the Celeb Title on the Thanksgiving show.
Well,we'll see if she can hold on to it.She's in with Jenny McCarthy.Let's go to the ring!
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Jenny McCarthy d. Paris
(Jenny beat Paris with a standing armbar)
Jenny McCarthy is the NEW WGW Celebrity Champion!
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Dr B:You call that a match Monro?Jenny got Paris in a Standing Armbar,Paris
trips,Jenny falls on her and now she's the Celeb Champion!Gees kick me Monro!
Ms Monro:Big Money,boss...Big Money!Hey what the...another celeb?Does CCR
qualifiy as a WGW contender?
Dr B:You bet your...I mean yeah.She's the SHWL Champion!She's beat the best in
the business!I think that qualifies her to be in this title match...
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Christy C Romano d. Futura Momerson
(An Atomic Drop stuns Futura,Christy rolled her up and got the win)
Christy C Romano is the NEW WGW Champion!
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Dr B:CCR does the impossible!She beat Futura!DANG!Futura's been ripping through the
competition like a tropical hurracane!But tonight she was stopped cold by Christy C!
You had your doubts Monro?There's your proof!Christy C Romano is the NEW WGW
Champion!Hey Futura shakes her hand before sliding out of the ring!That's what we
like to see...Sportsmanship!
Ms Monro:Man you talk about a BIG match,Doc!I don't think I've ever seen a team that's
bigger than Andre & One Man Gang!The Legion of DUME has their hands full tonight!
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Legion of DUME d. Andre & One Man Gang
(Legion of DUME use the DUMESDAY DEVICE.Hawg pins Andre)
Legion of DUME are the LWG Tag Team Champions!
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Ms Monro:hehhehheh!Talk about a BIG win!I mean it is a HUGE win!Gigantic...
BWAHAHAHA!!!Oh,I'm killing me over here!Hahahaha!
Dr B:Can it Monro...Legion of DUME retain the LGW Tag Titles!In our LGW/WGW
SPLASHDOWN Main Event...we have The LGW Champion Rod Simpson,he's defending
against IWA SuperStar Mils Mascaras!Strength vs Agilty,The New Guard vs Old School!
This is gonna be Great!!!
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Mils Mascaras d. Rod Simpson
(Simpson smashes head 1st into the turnbuckle.Mascaras got the pin)
Mils Mascaras is the NEW LGW Champion!
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Dr B:That's not the way I like to see a Title match end,but regardless of what any
of us think...Mils Mascaras is our NEW LGW Champion!What a night we saw 4 Titles
change hands!We're gonna look into putting Pee Wee and Erk-Man in a Hardcore match!
I told you it just keeps getting better & better around here!Seeya next time...
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"Being understood is not the most essential thing in life." - Jodie Foster
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Post by WTIC on Nov 27, 2007 17:07:15 GMT -5
Wow, so many title changes, and a great write-up! Thanks! 
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Post by uewdrb on Nov 27, 2007 23:40:00 GMT -5
This is the way wrestling would be if it were a REAL competition.hahaha!I'm kinda glad titles change often.
There won't be any Hulk Hogans or Ric Flairs around here.If Pee Wee can win a Title anyone can!
uewdrb
"Psirosis are red,psir-violets are blue..." - Chico Marx
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Post by KellyMonro007 on Nov 28, 2007 0:25:26 GMT -5
If you keep doing this, Dr B, I see Big Money!  Kelly |
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Post by uewdrb on Nov 29, 2007 15:49:47 GMT -5
Hey that's why you're my Executive Vice President Ms Monro!
Your characters are the backbone of the LGW/WGW!
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Post by uewdrb on Dec 2, 2007 0:19:22 GMT -5
Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN! episode 12
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Dr B:Welcome to LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!Okay we're opening up with two Celebrity
Title Matches.The 1st is a NO DQ match between Pee Wee the LGW Celeb Champion and
The Erk-Man!No excuses this time Steven Q!The 2nd match will pit Jenny McCarthy
against "America's Sweetheart" Mary-Kate!
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Erk-Man d. Pee Wee
(Erk-Man got a submission after getting Pee Wee in a headlock)
Erk-Man is the NEW LGW Celebrity Champion!
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Ms Monro:WATDAHEL!?!?A submission win with a stinkin' headlock?What a WIMP!
Erk-Man wins it...uh I guess he's the NEW LGW Celebrity Champion!Hey quit doing that
dorky dance and get outta the ring!Gees I hope this matchup will be better than the
last one!Jenny McCarthy takes on Mary-Kate!
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Jenny McCarthy d. Mary-Kate
(Jenny got a submission win with an inside toehold leglock)
McCarthy retains the WGW Celebrity Championship!
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Dr B:Well that was the best Celeb Title match yet!That's what I call wrestling!
Hey,M-K extends her hand...DON'T DO IT!Ooh,a knee in the midsection drops the
Celebrity Champion!M-K drops a knee on Jenny!Jenny's getting pounded out there!
M-K slides out of the ring and grabs the Celeb Titlebelt,she slides back into the
ring...oh man what a shot!M-K nails her with the belt again then drops it on her face!
SECURITY!Get her outta there!Yeah & get McCarthy some Medical Attention!MOVE!
Ms Monro:Doc,calm down...drink some water,yeah that's it.Okay Paris is here and
looking Fashionable too.She's in with...eww!Take a bath ya stinkin' hippie!Gawd her
hair is all matted together and all in knots...
Dr B:That's why they call her Dreadlocks...duh!
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Dreadlocks d. Paris
(Paris lost her balance & crashed onto the mat,Dreds rolled her up and got the win)
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Ms Monro:So...this is gonna look good on paper,Dreds just beat a former champion!
That'll look good on her resume!Paris crashed & burned!Oh well...who's up next Doc?
Dr B:Oh my...this will be violence at it's finest!The NEW WGW Tag Champs The Verminators
take on Juliette & Shannen "The Bitchslappers"!Juliette and Shannen don't like each other
much less anybody else!What they do like is Gold and beating people up!This is gonna be a
FIGHT!
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The Verminators d. The Bitchslappers (Juliette & Shannen)
(Kelly pounds Juliette with fists to the face.Bundy got the pin)
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Dr B:DOGGONE!That was nothing but Streetfight!Hey Juliette,you better put some ice on that!
Gees it keeps getting better!We've got the technical/highflying style of Christy C Romano going
up against the 400 lbs brawler from England..."Big Queenie" Succubus!The WGW Title is on the line!
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Succubus d. Christy C Romano
(Succubus used a queenie buttbomb to get the win)
Big Queenie is the NEW WGW Champion![2nd reign]
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Ms Monro:Christy just didn't have enough muscle to take Succubus down!"Big Queenie"
is bigger,stronger and has no qualms about hurting people!She squashed Christy with that
Queenie Buttbomb!Then almost indignantly she sat on her until the Ref made the threecount!
"Big Queenie" is the NEW WGW Champion!
Dr B:Legion of DUME defends their LGW Tag Titles next!They're in with two big Cowboys!
Stan "The Lariat" Hansen and Terry "Bam Bam" Gordy!They're as big if not bigger than the
Legion of DUME!And talk about a couple of onery hombres!This is gonna be a tough one to call!
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Legion of DUME d. Hansen & Gordy
(Hawg hit Hansen with a jumping fistdrop and got the pin)
Legion of DUME are the LGW Tag Team Champions!
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Dr B:What a fight!Legion of DUME wins it...HOLEY!LARIAT!Hansen takes Hawg outta
his boots with that one!Ooh a flying forearm by Hanibal takes Hansen down!Gordy
halls back...ooh what a right hand!DANG!The fight goes over the guardrail and into
the crowd!A fan hands Hanibal his chair...PANG!Hansen caught that right in the face!
SCHHHWOP!WHOA!Gordy stole a fan's cane and swatted Hawg across the back!OOH!
Hanibal nailed Gordy with that chair!Sheesh them guys are nuts!!!
Ms Monro:We got a GRUDGE match,Doc!Butch Reeves and JC Leveque will lace up the
boots and brawl it's been back and forth between DUME and PX!These guys almost enjoy
beating each other senseless!
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Butch Reeves d. JC Leveque
(Leveque got powerslammed,Reeves got the pin)
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Ms Monro:Reeves wins it this time,but I have a feeling that this ain't over just yet!
Okay Doc,in our LGW/WGW Main Event...the NEW LGW Champion Mils Mascaras will
defend against 2 Time former LGW champion...Terry Funk!
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Mils Mascaras d. Terry Funk
(Funk got pinned after Mils hit him with a High Crossbody)
Mils Mascaras is the LGW Champion!
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Dr B:Wow,Mascaras wins this one with his infamous High Crossbody!Terry Funk has
nothing to be ashamed of,he wrestled oneheluva match!Funk slaps the turnbuckle he
can't believe he got pinned!Hey Mils is at the top of the ramp raising his LGW Titlebelt
high for all the fans to see!Wait he's saying something in Spanish...wha'?Speak english!
What's he saying???Get a translator!!!
(PHZZZT!Screen goes black credits..."brought to you in part by...")
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Post by WTIC on Dec 2, 2007 0:49:16 GMT -5
Good fight card! Pee Wee wants a rematch! 
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Post by uewdrb on Dec 7, 2007 2:00:17 GMT -5
Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN! episode 13
Special All-Star Celebrity Show!
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Dr B:Welcome wrestling fans!This is LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!Now this is a surprise!
"The Deputy" Barney Fife steps in the ring with The Fonz!Ayyy...
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Barney Fife vs Fonz 2 out of 3 Falls
1st Fall - Barney Fife d. Fonz
(Barney surprised Fonz with a Sunset Flip)
2nd Fall- Barney Fife d. Fonz
(Barney connected with a mulepunch & got the pin)
Barney Fife beats Fonz in two straight falls!
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Ms Monro:WHOA...Fonz got whooped by Barney Fife!He lost two in a row!Why'd we
hire him Doc?
Dr B:It wasn't based on his wrestling ability...okay,talk about Politically Incorrect!
Hillary Clinton vs Kurt Russell & KFed...dadgum liberals!
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Hillary Clinton vs Kurt Russell & KFed
Kurt Russell & KFed d. Hillary Clinton
(Hillary got caught with a Soldier Suplex,Kurt got the pin)
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Ms Monro:That Hillary got what she deserved!She may be a Front Runner in the
Presidential Race but around here she's just another jobber!
Dr B:Okay who thought this up?Paris & Lohan against Pee Wee?Gees!
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Paris & Lohan vs Pee Wee
(Pee Wee pins Paris with his feet on the ropes)
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Dr B:I don't believe it Monro!Pee Wee wins it!
Ms Monro:Yeah right...he had his feet on the ropes!Ugh!
Dr B:The referee's decision stands.Ooh Paris & Lohan are all over Pee Wee!Uh,
well...if he isn't enjoying that there's something wrong with him!Oh no,that's
gotta hurt right in the chick peas!Paris & Lohan slide out and make their way up
the ramp.Alright making their way down the ramp...The WGW Celebrity Champion
Jenny McCarthy and her opponent Jamie-Lynn!
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Jenny McCarthy vs Jamie-Lynn for WGW Celebrity Championship
Jamie-Lynn d. Jenny McCarthy
(Jamie-Lynn used a foreign object blast to get the pin.Executive Vice
President Ms Monro comes down to ringside and disqualifies Jamie-Lynn)
Jenny McCarthy is the WGW Celebrity Champion!
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Ms Monro:Hey I thought Jamie-Lynn was the good sister!She laid Jenny out with
that foreign object!She's strutting around like she's the champion but,Jenny retains
the Title!She's doing the old "I can't hear you" bit!***BLEEP*** you!YA stinkin'
egotist!
Dr B:Hey it's The Erk-Man making his way to ringside!His opponent...what the?
That's...Al Bundy?Did we hire Kelly's Dad Monro?Yeah,yeah I know,Big Money...
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Erk-Man vs Al Bundy for LGW Celebrity Championship
Al Bundy d. Erk-Man
(Al uses a running tackle to take Erk-Man down,Bundy gets the pin)
Al Bundy is the NEW LGW Celebrity Champion!
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Dr B:He scored four touchdowns in one game!Big Al uses his running tackle to take
Erk-Man down,Bundy got the pin and he is the NEW LGW Celebrity Champion!DANG,
we have TWO Bundys with Gold here!In our LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN Main Event,
it's Kelly Bundy and her Tag Partner Buffy TVS taking on M-K & A the WGW Tag
Titles are on the line!
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The Verminators vs M-K & A for the WGW Tag Team Championships
(Buffy pins Ashley after hitting her with a flying forearm)
The Verminators are the WGW Tag Team Champions!
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Dr B:Whew!What a forearm!Buffy took Ashley outta her size 5s with that one!
HEY!Oh...M-K just leveled Buffy with her Official Autographed Twins Bat!Ooh!
Kelly nails M-K from behind!M-K goes face first into the turnbuckle!Ashley and
Buffy are "dukeing it out" at ringside!Buffy blocks an overhand right and retaliates
with a knee in the side!Buffy ducks ooh a Suicide Dive by Kelly wipes out...
(PHZZZT!Screen goes black credits roll...)
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Post by WTIC on Dec 7, 2007 16:21:46 GMT -5
Barney Fife! YAY! Now we need a "Ralph Furley" card! 
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Post by uewdrb on Dec 7, 2007 20:19:43 GMT -5
Ralph Furley?I'd like to see Furley take on Mr Roper,of course you'd need Chrissy & Janet distracting the ref!hahaha!
If I did Jack Tripper,I'd also have to do his 8 Simple Rules character Paul!Kate,Carrie,Brigitte & Rory would have to follow.
I'm thinking Jefferson Darcy & Griff next,to fill out the Married With Children set.So many cool characters to be done...
uewdrb
When Chi is focused anything can be accomplished - The Ancient "Ku Fu The Legend Continues"
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Post by WTIC on Dec 7, 2007 23:46:43 GMT -5
Indeed! The Bundys rule! "Peg, I couldn't be more proud of you if you were dead!" -- Al Bundy
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Post by uewdrb on Dec 11, 2007 1:23:38 GMT -5
Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN!
Special Celebrity episode 2!
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Dr B:Welcome to a Special Celebrity episode of SPLASHDOWN!Hoo boy we have
an opener for you tonight!Goldie Hawn teams with Laugh-In alumnist Judy Carne
to take on Paris & Nicole!Babeeeeey!
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Go Go Girls(Goldie & Judy) vs The Heirheadz (Paris & Nicole R)
(Judy pins Nicole after a Go Go Dancing Spin)
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Ms Monro:Judy proves she's not just another pretty face!Judy pinned Nicole after
that Spinning Dance move whatever it's called!Well,after getting beat two in a row,
Fonz demanded a rematch!He's never gonna forget being embarrassed by "The Deputy"
Barney Fife!On the other hand old Barn' proved he has heart and he's not someone
you can take lightly!
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***GRUDGE MATCH***
Fonz vs Barney Fife
(Fonz gets a submission win with a Jiu Jitsu Armbar)
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(Fonz gives the fans a double thumbs up and a loud,"AYYY!"
Barney nails Fonz with his nightstick and grabs the mic...)
Barney Fife:Ya leather wearing hooligan!
(Barney handcuffs Fonz to the bottom rope and lets him have it again!The fans are confused.)
Dr B:WHOA,Barn' watdahelareyoudoing???You're not "The Bossman",you're good ole
Barney Fife everyone's favorite Lawman...well except for Andy.
Barney Fife:ANDY???It's always Andy,Andy,Andy...
(Andy comes out of the back...)
Andy:Barn' what's wrong with you?Calm down...
Barney Fife:Come on down here,Anj...you'll get the same treatment!
Dr B:SECURITY!Get him outta here!FIFE!You are suspended until you can show the Executive
Committee that you can control your temper!Fonz wins the match now get outta here!Who's
next Monro?
Ms Monro:We've got Drew & Juliette,Doc!This is gonna be a fight!
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Drew Barrymore vs Juliette Lewis
(After a long hard fought match Drew gets the pin with a sunset flip)
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(As Drew is celebrating,Juliette walks up and slaps her across the back of her head!
Drew spins around and catches a fist in the mouth!Drew wipes her jaw and sees
blood.She freaks out and attacks Juliette!Most of the blows are blocked by the
more experienced Juliette!A quick knee drops Drew...legdrop!Fistdrop!Kneedrop!
Juliette slides out of the ring laughing and making rude gestures as she makes her
way up the ramp.The fans are furious they throw trash at Juliette and boo loudly.)
Ms Monro:I will not dignify that attack by talking about it!Jamie-Lynn goes up against
veteran Helen Hunt!
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Jamie-Lynn vs Helen Hunt
(Jamie-Lynn uses a double underhook suplex to get the win)
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Dr B:Jamie-Lynn wastes no time taking down Helen!Hey!Helen tackles Jamie and starts
pounding!HEY!CUT IT OUT!Why do we even employ these darned...get her outta there!
Now here's a Champion I like,he's a Man's Man and the Leader of "No Ma'M"...the LGW
Celebrity Champion Al "Stinkfoot" Bundy!He takes on TWO former Celeb champions!
Erk-Man & Pee Wee!Talk about a Main Event!
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Al Bundy vs Erk-Man & Pee Wee for the LGW Celebrity Championship
(Al eliminates Erk-Man with a knee in the midsection)
(Al says,"LET'S ROCK!" Pee Wee is KOed)
Al Bundy is still the LGW Celebrity Champion!
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Dr B:What can I say...BUNDY IS THE MAN!!!
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Jan Brady:I wish I was dead...
Marcia Brady:Yeah why can't Jan be dead?
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Post by KellyMonro007 on Dec 11, 2007 2:32:27 GMT -5
Dr B, you are having way too much fun. And these matches have only proven one thing - you are twisted. Kelly |
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Post by WTIC on Dec 11, 2007 20:10:30 GMT -5
Love it! "HeirHeads!" Classic!
Bad-boy Barney! Didn't see THAT coming! Great stuff!
Can I get a "Whoooooa-Bundyyyyyy"?
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Post by uewdrb on Dec 13, 2007 11:51:18 GMT -5
Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN! episode 14
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(Several days after the last episode.A phone call from somewhere in Raleigh,North Carolina.)
Barney:No Anj,it's just part of the storyline...yeah,I know.No,no,no I didn't
really mean...yeah,but Anj.I was doing what Doc told me to do.Fonz?No we're
not...yeah really.It's rassling Anj.You know,Gorgeous George,Huck Hogan...
It's what did Doc call it?Sports Entertainment,that's it.Opie?What about Opie?
(Phone line goes dead...)
Dr B:Welcome to LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!Now here's an opening match!The
newcomer Peg Bundy is in with former WGW and current SHWL Champion...
Christy C Romano!
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Peg Bundy vs Christy C Romano
(CCR got the pin after a short lariat)
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Ms Monro:Peg is a good fighter but Christy's experience made the difference here!
CCR wins this one Doc.
Dr B:What is this Bundy Night in the LGW/WGW?It's "Bumble Bee" Bud and "The
Verminator" Kelly against Asian Steel & Anna Rexia!
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Bud & Kelly Bundy vs Asian Steel & Anna Rexia
(Bud uses a Flying Bundy-fier to get the win)
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Ms Monro:Outta nowhere Bud hit his Flying Bundy-fier!Asian Steel had Bud going!
Anna Rexia proved that she could go "Toe to Toe" with "The Verminator"!It was
oneheluva match!The Bundys get the win here...
Dr B:This team was recomended by their handler Neil.I've never seen them in the
ring,but Neil wouldn't push them if they weren't a quality Tag Team...They are in with
those Psychotic Sisters from Amsterdam,The DOP!
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Ramona Rocker & Robin Rebel vs The Daughters of Paine
(The Referee calls for a double disqualification due to out of ring brawling)
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Dr B:DOGGONE!WHAT A FIGHT!!!The Ref DQs both teams!She lost control of the
contestants so she threw the match out!Rocker & Rebel are gonna be a force
to be reckoned with around here!
Ms Monro:We got some indy guys from the IWA next!Devon Morre vs Insane Lane!
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Devon Moore vs Insane Lane
(Devon uses an enzuigiri to beat Insane Lane)
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Ms Monro:Whew!Moore just "Brainkicked" his way into the record books!He's
got a big W in his column!
Dr B:Now this scares me Monro...WGW Champ Succubus will wrestle 2 time
former WGW titleholder...Blonde Brazilian!The last time these two met they
tore up the UEW Arena pretty badly,smashed up the concession stands,broke
some doors,completely destroyed several tables!Make a note...this ain't gonna
be a wrestling match this is gonna be a brawl!
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Succubus vs Blonde Brazilian for WGW Championship
(Blonde Brazilian hit a Slingshot Splash and got the pin)
Blonde Brazilian is the WGW Champion for a 3rd Time!
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Ms Monro:Doc,that's the 3rd time she's used that Slingshot Splash to win the
WGW Title!The Brazilian wastes Succubus who is bigger and stronger and out
weighs her by a couple of hundred pounds!That Brazilian is talented alright and
she is the WGW Champion for a 3rd Time!
Dr B:That gal is amazing ain't she?Look at this Monro we got a 4 Way Elimination
Match!All Legends,all fighters...this is gonna get messy!
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Toru Tanaka vs Stan Hansen vs The Sheik vs Sgt Slaughter-Elimination Match
(Hansen eliminates The Sheik with a Bulldog,Hansen eliminates Tanaka with a
Flying Kneedrop,Hansen Bulldogs Slaughter to get the win)
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Dr B:DANG!Hansen eliminated his 3 opponents!He's the last man standing!Stan
"The Lariat" Hansen wins it!WOW!Hey!Mickey Knuckles & Harlene Davidson aren't
gonna wait till they get in the ring!They are fighting their way down the aisle!
Get em in the ring!Yeah hold them till we make the ring announcements!!!
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Mickey Knuckles vs Harlene Davidson-No DQ match
(Harlene wins it with a sheilded karate thrust)
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Ms Monro:Both contestants are bleeding profusely!Harlene took the wind outta
Mickey's fight with that karate thrust!Hey!Knuckles shoves Davidson...
Harlene:I pinned you Knuckles!You want more?Come on I ain't a scared of you!
Dr B:WHOA,backup you two!We'll settle this another time.Go in the back and cool off!
You heard me...In our LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN Main Event...Big Money Monro???
I must've been outta my mind to let you sign this match!The LGW Champion Mils
Mascaras vs LGW Celeb Champ...Al Bundy!Do you wanna give me a hemorage Monro?
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Mils Mascaras (LGW Champion) vs Al Bundy (LGW Celebrity Champion) Non-Title Match
(Al Bundy pins Mascaras after a running tackle)
Title does NOT change hands!
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Dr B:I don't believe it Monro!
Ms Monro:You better believe it Doc!Al Bundy just beat your LGW Champion!
It was a non title match but Bundy...BUNDY-FIED Mascaras!Al is the unofficial
LGW Champion!In fact as Executive Vice President I declare the LGW Title
VACANT until we have a rematch!
Dr B:That's fair Monro...I hate to say it but Al Bundy may be our next LGW
Champion!He proved tonight that he is WORLD CLASS!
Fonz:WHOA BUNDY (gives Al a thumbs down) AYYYY! (turns into thumbs up)
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"To be the man,you gotta beat the man!" - The Natureboy
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Post by rawhide on Dec 13, 2007 13:53:36 GMT -5
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Post by WTIC on Dec 13, 2007 14:27:49 GMT -5
Bundys rule! Nice mix of talent across the board!
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Post by uewdrb on Dec 13, 2007 23:29:52 GMT -5
Thanks guys!Neily,your team ROCKS!Ramona & Robin are great cards.I thought they were gonna beat my best brawlers.The match ended in an appropriate double DQ!
Bundys Rule...that's the way it looks!Kelly is a WGW Tag Champ and Old "Stinkfoot" Al just beat my LGW Champion!And I'm not even cheating for the storyline.Al got a legit win,in fact Al is undefeated so far!Talk about a fantasy fed huh?
uewdrb
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Post by uewdrb on Dec 23, 2007 1:53:38 GMT -5
Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN! episode 15
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Dr B:Welcome to LWG/WGW SPLASHDOWN!In our opener,Peg Bundy is looking for
her 1st win here in the WGW,but standing in her way tonight is former Celeb
Champion...Paris!She's girly but she can wrestle.Peg is a fighter,can she turn
that into a W in her column?Let's goto the ring!
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Paris vs Peg Bundy
(Peg stomps on Paris' foot then rolls her up to get the win)
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Ms Monro:WHAT THE...she stomped on Paris' foot and got a pin?I don't even believe
that!The "Heirhead" goes down to a foot stomp???Gees!
Dr B:Look we got a REAL match...it's Big Bubba Rogers!His opponent is the Hardcore
Legend Cactus Jack!
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Big Bubba Rogers vs Cactus Jack
(Bubba pins Cactus after an elbowdrop)
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(As Bubba slides out of the ring,Cactus nails him with a Suicide Dive!Both wrestlers
go sprawling on the concrete!Cactus hammers Bubba with several forearm shots.
Bubba comes back with a kick to the sternum.Cactus is down...Security grabs them
but Cactus breaks loose and bodyblocks Bubba!It's fist and fire!Security has to subdue
Bubba and Cactus and put the cuffs on them.Both are escorted back to the lockerooms.)
Ms Monro:Now that's what I call wrestling!Up next...The Fonz is angry because he
lost three in a row to Barney Fife!Tonight he goes up against ring veteran The
American Dream!
The Dream:I'm the Tower of Power,to sweet to be sour!Mr Fonzarelli,we gonna
get things done tonight...in public if you will!The Dream is here to...
Fonz:Ayyy,just get in the ring!You may be The Dream but I'm gonna be you worst
NIGHTMARE!WHOA! (Gives The Dream a thumbs down)
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The Fonz vs The Dream
(Fonz pinned Dusty after hitting a legdrop)
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Dr B: Oh baby,The Fonz took the fight to The Dream!Fonz hit The Dream with every
big move he could muster!Fonz gets his first big win here in the LGW with a legdrop
into a rollup!Fonz gets the pin!
Ms Monro:Now these four a BIG,MEAN and UGLY!Well Mickey's not so big,but she sure
is...I mean...Mickey Knuckles teams with The Mighty Igor and Harlene Davidson teams
with The One Man Gang!This is mayhem about to explode all over this arena!
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Mickey Knuckles & Mighty Igor vs Harlene Davidson & One Man Gang
(Harlene catches Mickey with Jackhammer and gets the pin)
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Ms Monro:What a brawl The Gang and Igor beat each other senseless then tagged
in the women!Mickey & Harlene pounded one another,not relenting one bit!It was
an even fight until Harlene muscled Mickey up and gave her a Jackhammer!She
delivered that manuver with some authority!Harlene gets the pin!
Dr B:We've got an International confrontation Monro.From Japan it's Sato and
Tanaka.From Detroit it Chandra and from Atlanta it Carissa!Japan vs the USA!
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Sato & Tanaka vs C&C Connection
(Carissa drops Sato with a Big Right Hand,then gets the pin)
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Dr B:HOLEY HANNAH!Carissa leaned into that right hand and completely wiped out
Sato!C&C get the win!Talk about dangerous strikers,C&C should rank in the top
five!Woo!Look at this next one Monro...HighFlying Blonde Brazlian takes on the
rulebreaking brawler Ms Chif!
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Blonde Brazilian vs Ms Chif - WGW Title match
(Blonde Brazilian uses a Slingshot Splash to get the win)
Blonde Brazilian is the WGW Champion!
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Ms Monro:That Slingshot Splash is unbeatble!Once again The Brazilian uses it to
win the match and hold on to the WGW Title.
Dr B:How did this happen?A grudge match between Barney Fife and Opie Taylor?
Opie:No one talks like that to my Paw!My Paw is a respected Officer of the Law!
The Sheriff of Mayberry N.C.!Barney get in the ring!
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Barney Fife vs Opie Taylor - Grudge Match
(Barney gives Opie a piledriver on the concrete.Opie is counted out)
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Barney Fife:Op' it's over!I got no problem with you or Anj!But you insisted and
you got what you deserved!Oh no...
Sheriff Andy:Barn' what'd you do to my boy Opie?Did Doc tell you to do that?!?!
Barney Fife:DANG IT ANJ!Don't send a boy to do a man's job!I tried to explain...
Oh what's the sense...you wanna fight then come on!I ain't afraid!
Dr B:HOLDUP!Guys if you wanna settle this it'll have to be on the next show!
Right now we have,THE MOST anticipated match ever in the LGW!The LGW Title
has been held up by Executive Vice President Ms Monro!Tonight it will be Mils
Mascaras vs "Old Stinkfoot" Al Bundy!The winner of this match will take home
the LGW Championship!LET'S GO!!!
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Mils Mascaras vs "The Shoe In" Al Bundy - LGW Title match
(After a wild match,Al hits Mils with a Running Tackle.Al gets the pin)
Al Bundy is the NEW LGW Champion & the LGW Celebrity Champion!
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Dr B:HOLEY CR*P!!!Only in the LGW!Al Bundy is UNDEFEATED!He is the NEW LGW
Champion!He is the LGW Celebrity Champion and tonight he is THE GREATEST
Wrestler in Legends Galaxy Wrestling,in fact Al is THE LEGEND!!!
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Post by WTIC on Dec 23, 2007 2:51:55 GMT -5
Al Bundy takes all the gold! How cool is that?
Opie to Barney: "Respect my Paw's authori-TAH!"
Great stuff as always! Can't wait for next card's main event! 
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