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Post by KellyMonro007 on Nov 10, 2007 3:46:22 GMT -5
Crazy stuff, Dr B, crazy stuff.  Kelly |
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Post by rawhide on Nov 10, 2007 7:41:58 GMT -5
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Post by uewdrb on Nov 10, 2007 12:04:33 GMT -5
I'm glad people are coming to this thread and enjoying my SPLASHDOWN cards!Please submit your favorite characters for use in the shows.Our roster as you can see is open to everyone.Also I would like viewer opinion on matches you'd like to see.Hilary vs Lindsey?Hogan vs Kamala?
Wolf vs Xerxes?Anything is possible in this fed!Thanks for coming by...
uewdrb
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Post by WTIC on Nov 10, 2007 15:00:24 GMT -5
Hilary vs Lindsay is a MUST! You gotta have Bald Britney vs K-Fed someday too! 
Love the write-ups so far, always fun! I really should get back to posting more celeb cards, but I wanted artwork for them too. I am just too lazy to draw them up.  Hopefully, I will do more celeb cards soon!
Keep the write-ups coming!
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Post by uewdrb on Nov 10, 2007 20:20:04 GMT -5
Hahaha!Hilary vs Lindsey!Always good for a Grudge Match.KFed vs Bald Head Britney?What sort of penalty torture should they get if they lose?I'll do those matches,might may for good storylines.
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Post by KellyMonro007 on Nov 11, 2007 1:54:58 GMT -5
KFed vs Bald Head Britney? What sort of penalty torture should they get if they lose? I'll do those matches, might make for good storylines. How about the loser must endure listening to the other's CD for 24 hours straight? That would almost kill me. Kelly |
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Post by WTIC on Nov 11, 2007 14:09:56 GMT -5
How about the loser must endure listening to the other's CD for 24 hours straight? That would almost kill me.  |
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Post by uewdrb on Nov 12, 2007 1:38:59 GMT -5
Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN!
Special Veterans' Day episode
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Dr B:Welcome to a Special Veterans' Day episode of LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!
Tonight we have the Viewers' Choice matches in the Co-Main Event!It'll be two
BIG Grudge Matches!1st in a Hollywood Domestic Quarrel Match:Bald Head Britney
takes on former hubby KFed and in another Hollywood Grudge match,Hilary will
be in with "The Mean Girl" Lindsay!
Ms Monro:It's gonna be a BIG NIGHT TONIGHT!In our opener we have another newcomer
courtesy of LOW Creations his name is Deadbeat!His opponent will be Blade!He comes
to us courtesy of Ultimate Wrestling Experience!
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Blade d. Deadbeat
(Blade hit Deadbeat with a big Jump Kick and got the pin)
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Ms Monro:Blade was just to much for Deadbeat!As everyone knows a good big man
will always beat a good smaller man!The smaller Deadbeat was overpowered and
got himself pinned!
Dr B:Alright,Psycho U.D. was livid when Lynch beat him last time!He demanded a
rematch.I signed it...let's go to the ring!
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Psycho U.D. vs Lynch rematch
Lynch d. Psycho U.D.
(Lynch gets his 2nd win on Psycho U.D. with a Dorado Power Drop)
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(Psycho U.D. pounds the canvas with his fist!He can't believe that Lynch beat him
again.Hey Psycho U.D. extends his hand to Lynch...he pulls him in and buries a knee
in his midsection!The Psycho turns and whips Lynch face 1st into the turnbuckles!
Psycho U.D. gets him up...POWERBOMB!!!)
Psycho U.D.:Psycho U.D. RULES THE WORLD!!!
Lynch:HEY U.D. RULE THIS!!! (Lynch gives him the 1 Finger Salute!)
Ms Monro:Watdahel do you rule???Lynch just beat you a 2nd time!Woo Boy,here's
a good one...after Chandra pinned M-K in a Tag Title Match last time, Mary-Kate
demanded a singles match.She wants some revenge!
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Chandra d. Mary-Kate
(Chandra gets a quick win with a sunset flip)
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(Chandra slides out of the ring,grabs her Tag Title belt and gives M-K a double 1 finger
salutes as she makes her way up the ramp!M-K kicks the bottom turnbuckle!She's upset!
Chandra beat her in less than 5 minutes!)
Dr B:You oughta know better than to mess with Chandra,M-K!Why do you think she has
that gold belt?Because Chandra,"IS THAT D**N GOOD"!Okay up next it's Big Queenie
and Mad Dog Shanon taking on one half of the WGW Tag Champs,Carissa!Her partner is
the current WGW Champion Futura Momerson!This promises to be a wild one!
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SoulTakers (Succubus & Mad Dog Shanon) d. Carissa & Futura Momerson
(Big Queenie chokes the life out of Futura then gets the pin)
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Ms Monro:Uh she pinned the WGW Champion!Doesn't matter how she did it Big Queenie
has a BIG win on Futura Momerson!I think she just earned herself a Titleshot!Talk about
a fight!That match was viscious!DANG!
Dr B:We got the NEW LGW Tag Team Champions defending against...Terry & Dory Jr...The Funks!!!
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Legion of DUME d. The Funks (Dory Jr & Terry)
(Hawg pins Dory Funk Jr after a boot to the midsection)
Legion of DUME retain the LGW Tag Team Titles!
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Dr B:Hawg doesn't waste any time!He got a quick win over The Funks!The Legion of DUME
are still the LGW Tag Team Champions!Oh Look at this Monro...The LGW Champion Hollywood
Hulkster is getting ready to get in the ring with DUME's Rod Simpson!These are two big guys!
I don't know who'll have the advantage as far as power is concerned,but I do know Simpson
is more agile!This will be a good match!
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DUME's Rod Simpson d. Hollywood Hulkster
(Rod pinned Hollywood after a knee to the ribs)
DUME's Rod Simpson is the NEW Legends Galaxy Wrestling Champion!
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Ms Monro:We have a NEW LGW Champion!Rod Simpson came here to fight and tonight
he has his 1st LGW Title reign!Okay this is what we've all been waiting for!These next
two matches will be shown IN THEIR ENTIRETY!!!1st up Hollywood Domestic Quarrel Match!
Bald Head Britney gets in the ring with former Husband...KFed!
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Bald Head Britney vs KFed
In a Hollywood Domestic Quarrel Match! (NO DQ! NO COUNTOUT!)
Announcer Barth Gimble:
In the red corner...
The Pop Diva...gone BAD!
Bald Head Britney!
And in the blue corner...
This Dad is RAD!But not in the ring...KFed!
The Referee for the match will be San Heyward!
Referee San Heyward calls for the bell...
DING!DING!DING!
KFed & BH Britney lockup in a test of strength...Brit gets the advantage!
BH Britney fires off a few fists to the face!What the...she drops KFed!
There's a cover...
Referee San Heyward counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee San Heyward calls for the bell...
DING!DING!DING!
Referee San Heyward:
The winner by pinfall...Bald Head Britney!
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Ms Monro:As punishment for losing this match KFed...you are sentenced to listen
to Britney's screechy voiced singing on her CDs for the next 48 hours!Your Executive
Vice President has spoken...BWHAHA!!!
Dr B:Alright Monro...that wasn't much of a match!We don't even get to see a post
match brawl because old KFed is,"colder than mackrel"!Brit raises her hands in
victory...hey who's that yelling "take it off"?Gees that Brit gets no respect from
this crowd.Okay...This is our Veterans' Day Main Event!Former childstar,Pop Singer
and now wrestler???Oh well,Hilary meets her old rival...She,"Wants to Come First"
"Mean Girl" Lindsay!
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Hilary vs Lindsay
In a WGW Grudge Match!
Announcer Shaylene Tanner:
In the Red Corner...
From Buena Vista...Former TV childstar...Hilary
And in the blue corner...
From San Diego..."The Mean Girl" Lindsay
The Referee for the match will be Joanie Lee!
Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell...
DING!DING!DING!
Announcer Shaylene Tanner:Here we go!
Hilary starts out with a handspring facejam!
Hilary holds Lindsay while nailing her with shots to the midsection!
Hilary grabs Lindsay's hair and drives her face into the mat!
Hilary follows up with a few fists to the face!
Hilary gets a handful of Lindsay's hair and attempts another facejam!
NO! Lindsay gets the advantage!Lindsay gets Hilary with a Mean Girl Monkeyflip!
Lindsay comes off the ropes and Hilary sends her flying through the air with a jarring back-body drop.
Hilary takes advantage of the situation with some rapid knees to the midsection!
Hilary halls back and lets Lindsay have a few shots to the face!
Hilary goes to the well to often her hair assist facejam got twarted by Lindsay!
Lindsay goes wild dropkicking Hilary!Hilary gets nailed with an elbow to the chest!
Hilary charges Lindsay dodges,Hilary's momentum carries her over the top turnbuckle & onto the floor!
In order to meet the referee's count, Hilary crawls helplessly back into the ring.Lindsay is waiting to finish her off.
Lindsay executes a hurrakinrana!Lindsay follows up with a forearm to the face!
Lindsay hit another Mean Girl Monkeyflip and covers Hilary...
Referee Joanie Lee counts...
ONE!
TWO!
NO! Only a two count!
Hilary comes out of the ring and gives Lindsay a piledriver on the concrete floor.
Lindsay is badly hurt and cannot get back to the ring!
Referee Joanie Lee counts...
ONE TWO THREE,
FOUR FIVE SIX,
SEVEN EIGHT NINE...TEN!
Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell...
DING!DING!DING!
Referee counts Lindsay out and declares Hilary the winner!
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(Hilary's nemesis LaLaine appears out of nowhere and climbs to the top!She flies...ooh she
nailed Hilary with a huge elbow!Hilary is down!Security drags LaLaine kicking and screaming
out of the arena!The EMTs are working on Hilary she is badly hurt,she won't be getting any sort
of rematch for at least a week!The EMTs put Lindsay on the gurney & take her to the Emergency
Medical Area...LaLaine breaks away at the top of the ramp and steals a mic...)
LaLaine:HILARY!This ain't over!You hurt my tag partner Lindsay,I hurt you!It ain't over!Bring it HIL!!!
Dr B:Get her outta here!We don't like to see matches end this way...We have two wrestlers injured and
one who as far as I'm concerned is banned from this arena until further notice!It's been a great show!!!
We'll see what happens with this situation next time...
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Post by WTIC on Nov 12, 2007 14:23:51 GMT -5
Can't wait to see if K-Fed survived the torture of his punishment!
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Post by rawhide on Nov 12, 2007 14:27:56 GMT -5
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Post by uewdrb on Nov 14, 2007 1:33:44 GMT -5
Update:It's been 48 hours.KFed is released from the music chamber.He mumbles incoherantly and stumbles away humming one of Britney's tunes. He starts screaming and pulling out his hair.Meanwhile,Bald Head Britney is at the club sipping a pina colada when she's supposed to be at an AA Meeting...
uewdrb
"Shake your whammy,fammy,FUNKY SONG" - Melissa Joan Hart
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Post by WTIC on Nov 14, 2007 15:44:47 GMT -5
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Post by uewdrb on Nov 17, 2007 1:42:17 GMT -5
Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN! Celeb Tournament
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Dr B:Welcome wrestling fans!Tonight we have a Special Celebrity Tournament!
The winner of this Tourney will be crowned the NEW WGW Celebrity Champion!
Let's get ready for our 1st matchup...
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Hilary D vs Helen Hunt
(Helen pinned Hilary after a NYC Driver)
Lohan vs M-K
(Lohan got pinned after taking an Autographed Bat Bash.M-K wins the match)
Pam Anderson vs Julia Louis-Dreyfus
(Julia Louis-Dreyfus gets the pin after nailing Pam with a knee in the back)
Paris vs Shannen
(Alyssa chases Nicole around the ring.The Referee was distracted.Paris hit Shannen
with a foreign object.Shannen received a deep cut and will be out 2 weeks.Paris hits
a Bony Elbowdrop and got the pin.)
BH Britney vs Mary Lou
(Mary Lou got the pin after a Tumble Run)
'The Verminator' Kelly Bundy vs Ashley
(The Verminator crash and burns on a high risk manuver Ashley gets the pin)
Jenny McCarthy vs Brooke Shields
(Jenny gets the win with a spinning forearm smash)
Nicole R vs Jodie Foster
(Nicole got the win with Bongo Jeans Jawdrop)
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Ms Monro:HOLEY!!!Those were some good matches!Did you see that NYC Driver?
What a move Doc!How did M-K get the win?Aren't there rules around here?She
advances,like it or not!JLD got the win with a knee in the back.That's legal I guess.
Now Paris...gees you want gold that much?Shannen is seriously injured!In my opinion
both Paris & Nicole should be disqualified!But that's just me...don't mind me!Mary Lou
beats BH Britney with a Tumble Run,that move has been her big move lately!Kelly Bundy
pretty much beat herself,she crashed onto the canvas,Ashley took advantage and pinned
her!Jenny blows out Brooke with that spinning forearm smash!Nicole calls that move a
Bongo Jeans Jawdrop!My jaws are dropping alright!Okay Round Two coming up...
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ROUND TWO
Helen Hunt vs Nicole R
(Nicole wins the match with a Eat This)
M-K vs Jenny McCarthy
(Jenny defeats M-K with a McKicker)
JLD vs Ashley
(Ashley pins Julia Louis-Dreyfus after a Double Stomp)
Paris vs Mary Lou
(Mary Lou gets the pin with a Senton Back Splash)
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Dr B:What the...why was Nicole smashing food into Hunt's mouth?She got the pin
and that's all that matters!Jenny uses her McKicker to take out M-K!What a move!
Shades of Kevin Sullivan Monro...Ashley uses a Double Stomp to beat JLD!Mary Lou's
Senton Back Splash totally wiped out Paris!She's poetry in motion Monro...We're
almost ready for Round Three,let's go to the ring!
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ROUND THREE
Jenny McCarthy vs Nicole R
(Nicole uses a DUI Dropkick to get the win)
Mary Lou vs Ashley
(Mary Lou pins Ashley with a reverse roll-up)
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Ms Monro:Now I wouldn't have thought that those two would've outlasted the rest!
They're scrappy Doc!It's Nicole R vs Mary Lou in the Final Round!
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FINAL ROUND
Mary Lou vs Nicole R
(Mary Lou gets the pin after a flying headscissors)
Mary Lou is the NEW WGW Celebrity Champion!
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Dr B:Well Mary Lou's superior agility took her to the top tonight!Here she is...
WGW's Olympic Gold Medal Champion and now the NEW WGW Celebrity Champion...
MARY LOU!!!
Ms Monro:What a night it's been!We will update you on Shannen's condition as
soon as we get more info.All the contestants showed us that they really are
World Class wrestlers!Paris & Nicole are gonna have to pay,when The Charmed
gets a hold of them!Congrats Mary Lou!We'll see you next time!
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Post by WTIC on Nov 17, 2007 13:15:16 GMT -5
Fun fun fun! Yay! 
BTW, I don't remember seeing Kelly Bundy's card. Could you post it please?
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Post by uewdrb on Nov 20, 2007 23:42:23 GMT -5
Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN! episode 10
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Dr B:Welcome to LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!We've got some big matches here tonight.
First up...we saw Daminadan defeat Gentleman Jerry with a sunset flip last time,he's
in with TV's Pee Wee!Uh ain't that sort of a mismatch Monro?
Ms Monro:Kinda but...it'll be BIG MONEY!Just wait and see...
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Daminadan d. Pee Wee
(Daminadan gets an easy pin after a Cebu Corner Crash)
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Dr B:Okay that wasn't much of a match.Daminadan threw Pee Wee around the ring,
hit him with that Cebu Corner Crash and it was all over!
Ms Monro:Yeah but listen to how much the fans are cheering!Pee Wee getting beatup is
a hit!So,up next we have a more serious matchup.The Frenchman Bastille takes on DUME's
Butch Reeves!Two big tough guys,my money is on Reeves...
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Bastille d. Butch Reeves
(Bastille uses his Under Lock & Key to get the win)
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Ms Monro:Whoa Bastille got a submission win with that Under Lock & Key!Bastille
is better than I gave him credit for!
Dr B:Bastille was a good aquisition Monro!He's darned good for an indy guy!This
next matchup goes back to the early UWE days!Our WGW Tag Champs C&C Connection
will face The Original Brutality Beulah & Masked Margaux!This one could go either way!
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Elite Rulebreakers (Beulah & Masked Margaux) d. C&C Connection
(Masked Margaux pinned Chandra after a jawbreaker)
Elite Rulebreakers (Beulah & Masked Margaux) are the NEW WGW Tag Team Champions!
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Ms Monro:My oh my,little Chandra just got her jaw jacked!That jawbreaker stopped
Chandra dead in her tracks,Masked Margaux got the pin while Beulah kept Carissa from
making the save!The ERB are the NEW WGW Tag Team Champions!
Dr B:Oh look Monro another "FLUFF" match!Although I'm not complaining about seeing
Sexy Missy and Hilary toss each other around the ring for the next few minutes!!!Ooh,
look at that ring attire...
Ms Monro:DOC!
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Sexy Missy d. Hilary
(Hilary smashed her head into the post Sexy Missy got the pin)
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Ms Monro:Hey is somebody writing that into the script?That's the same ending as
last time!Aw,what do I care it's BIG MONEY!
Dr B:This better be BIG MONEY Monro...two girly matches in a row?This is the 1st
WGW match for these two.Paris the "Heirhead" and Alexa Thatcher a true legend
in her time that is,it's been awhile...
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Paris d. Alexa Thatcher
(Paris uses her rings like brass knucks and gets the win)
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Dr B:WOW!Paris hauled back and let her have it right in the mouth!Alexa is out!
Ms Monro:Uh,isn't that illegal?It's bad enough she used a closed fist,but them rings
are like using brass knucks!Aren't you gonna do anything about this Doc?
Dr B:The referee counted her out...the descision stands!Okay Futura Momerson defends
the WGW Title next!She's in with former WWW champion Jamie Bond 0069!
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Futura Momerson d. Jamie Bond 0069
(Futura gets the win with a flying elbow)
Futura retains the WGW Championship!
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Dr B:It didn't take Futura long to dispose of Jamie Bond 0069!Futura is our WGW
Champion!In our Main Event...the NEW LGW Champion Rod Simpson takes on former
UWE champion JC Leveque!The All Star from Georgia against the big Canadian!!!
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JC Leveque d. Rod Simpson
(Simpson is Counted Out after taking a piledriver on the floor)
Rod Simpson retains the LGW Title.
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Dr B:Hey Leveque's PX partner Heartstopper is here!They're putting the boots to
Simpson!Look,hopping over the guardrail...it's Butch Reeves!The fight is on!A big
right hand floors Heartstopper!Simpson tackles Leveque and starts pounding!Oh
my...a Superkick stops Reeves in his tracks,what the...a flying shoulderblock wipes
out Heartstopper!A headbutt and an uppercut sends Leveque out of the ring and onto
the floor!DUME are standing tall!WE GOT...
(PHZZZT!Screen goes black credits roll...Promotional consideration by the following...)
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Post by uewdrb on Nov 22, 2007 2:46:03 GMT -5
Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN!
Special Thankgiving episode!
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Dr B:Welcome to a Special Thanksgiving episode of LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!!!
Ms Monro:And speaking of TURKEYS,Doc...in our 1st Matchup we have Pee Wee,
he takes on KFed!In the 2nd Matchup it's Kurt Russell vs. Steven Q!Erk-Man meets
Gymkata boy?Oh my...the winners of those matches will go on to Round Two and
compete for the LGW Celebrity Title!Gees,this oughta be good for a couple of laughs!
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Pee Wee d. KFed
(Believe it or not,Pee Wee beat KFed with a toe stomp)
Kurt Russell d. Steven Q
(Russell hit a Cash & Tango drop and pinned The Erk-Man)
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Ms Monro:DANG!I don't believe it!Pee Wee beat KFed!He stomped on his toe!Since
when is that a finishing move???Russell ended Erk-Man's assault with his Tango
and Cash Drop...it'll be Pee Wee vs. Kurt Russell in the final match...what a joke!
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Pee Wee d. Kurt Russell
(Pee Wee gets a surprising win over Russell with a screaming elbowdrop ARRGH!)
Pee Wee is the 1st ever LGW Celebrity Champion!
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Dr B:Pee Wee won it???He's never been champion of anything,well except for
being the World's Largest Horses A**!He went from "can't get a win" to winning
the two biggest matches of his short wrestling career!Pee Wee is the NEW LGW
Celebrity Champion!
Ms Monro:Last week Nicole R helped Paris injure Shannen.The Doctors advised
Shannen not to get in the ring!But Shannen is intent on getting some REVENGE!!!
She's got her partner Alyssa and Nicole R has her partner Lohan!This is gonna
be a HOT ONE!!!
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Lohan & Nicole R d. The Charmed (Alyssa & Shannen)
(Alyssa is DQed for brawling at ringside)
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Ms Monro:Alyssa shows us what she's made of...she took on Lohan & Nicole R
by herself,because she knew that Shannen wasn't 100%!LOOKOUT!Shannen
nails Nicole with a flying lariat!Her head's taped up but Shannen came to fight!
She's drilling Nicole with those fists!Lohan plants a knee in Alyssa's back!She
goes down...wait Shanen connects with a crescent kick that floors Lohan!Oh man!
Shannen is "fist & fire"!She helps Alyssa get up...they're standing tall in the middle
of the ring!While a "REALLY MIFFED" Nicole & Lohan make their way up the ramp!
Dr B:I'm seeing a...NO DQ match,Monro!Up next,the WGW Celebrity Champion
Mary Lou defends against Paris!Well at least we know that Paris' allies aren't
going to be at ringside.You are on your own Paris and you're in with a BONA FIDE
Olympic Athlete!This is gonna be a masacre!
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Paris d. Mary Lou
(Paris wins it with a High Crossbody)
Paris is the NEW WGW Celebrity Champion!
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Dr B:What the...1st Pee Wee wins now this!!!Paris beat Mary Lou with gymnastic
like manuver!Am I going crazy???Paris is your NEW WGW Celebrity Champion!
Ms Monro:Calm down Doc...we have a REAL match next.No celebs,just some old
fashion hard hitting action!It's Beulah and Masked Margaux defending their recently
aquired WGW Tag Team Titles against Luna & Madusa!
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The ERB (Beulah & Masked Margaux) d. Luna & Madusa
(Beulah took Luna out with an Atomic Drop)
The ERB retain the WGW Tag Team Titles!
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Ms Monro:Nobody delivers an Atomic Drop with such authority as Beulah!That's
what I call power!Beulah & Masked Margaux are your WGW Tag Team Champions!
Dr B:The WGW Champion Futura Momerson is up next!She's leading the fans in her
"Mom's First!" cheer!Her oppnent tonight will be former WWF-U Womens champ,
Stephie-Mac!Both of these women are TOP NOTCH wrestlers this should be a Classic!
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Futura Momerson d. Stephie-Mac
(Futura gets the pin after a flying forearm)
Futura is the WGW Champion!
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Dr B:That Futura doesn't work by the hour!She made short work of Stephie-Mac!
Futura is a WGW Champion that we can all be proud of!I just wish she'd take off
that "Robotic" looking mask so we can see what se really looks like!I guess it
doesn't matter,the main thing is that she looks like a winner!
Ms Monro:The LGW Tag Team Champs,The Legion of DUME are here,Doc!"They
Are Iron Men" plays loudly!They slide into the ring and hold their Title belts high!
Oh we know that theme Doc...The Destruction Crew,Psycho UD & Vader are headed
down the ramp!They're followed by their Manager Jimmy Coronet!
Jimmy Coronet:LADIES & GENTLEMEN from every woman's dreams and from every
man's NIGHTMARES...PSYCHO UD & VADER..."The Destruction Crew"!
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Legion of DUME (Hawg & Hanibal) d. The Destruction Crew (Psycho UD & Vader)
(Hanibal let Vader have it with a big right hand.Vader went down,Hanibal pinned him)
Legion of DUME are the LGW Tag Team Champions!
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Dr B:Jimmy Coronet is livid!Hanibal KOed his big man!Hey where you going with that
racquet Jimmy?I'll take that...
(Dr B & Jimmy Coronet fight over the racquet.Hanibal gets Psycho UD up and Hawg
flies!DUMESDAY DEVICE!Psycho UD went down hard!The Legion of Dume pose and
growl at the audience,who are chanting their names...)
Hawg:You know Hanibal,I only got one thing to say..."WHAT A CRUSHHHHH!"
Ms Monro:Alright,alright,hit the road!Ya big bald headed jabronis!Okay last time,
PX attacked Rod Simpson after a LGW Title match in which Simpson got counted
out after taking a devestating piledriver on the concrete!Butch Reeves came out
of the crowd and the fight was on!No Titles are on the line!This one is for GLORY
and REVENGE!Blood & Guts!The right to say you're the BEST OF THE BEST!
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DUME (Simpson & Reeves) d. PX (Leveque & Heartstopper)
(Reeves drops a knee across Leveque's throat and gets the pin)
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Dr B:DUME are the winners but it's breaking down again!Ooh,Heartstopper misses
that Superkick and goes into the post!Oh man,Simpson just wrapped his knee around
that ringpost!Leveque with a chairshot on Reeves!Heartstopper crawls under the ring.
He tosses a 10 pound Sledge to Leveque!He hauls back...Reeves nails him to make the
save!All four men are brawling at ringside!Get Security in here!We need...
(PHZZZT!Screen goes black credits roll..."Get your LGW/WGW Bootleg card set today"...)
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Post by WTIC on Nov 22, 2007 13:33:59 GMT -5
PEE WEE, PEE WEE, PEE WEE! Yeah! Pee Wee rules the world! Lovin' it! Great excitement with all the title bouts!
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Post by uewdrb on Nov 23, 2007 0:32:21 GMT -5
Who'd have thought that Pee Wee and Paris would be Champions?Anything is possible in the LGW/WGW.My money was on Steven Q.Oh well I better do a Pee Wee vs Steven Q for the Celebrity Title!hahaha!
uewdrb
"I spent four hours with a shrink trying to prove I was normal enough to play a hooker. Does that make sense?" - Jodie Foster
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Post by rawhide on Nov 23, 2007 17:59:49 GMT -5
come on urk man you can do better.when did you do a kelly bundy card ?
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Post by uewdrb on Nov 23, 2007 20:41:05 GMT -5
Neil...Kelly Bundy's card is posted on WTIC Promoter's Bootleg Celeb thread.Erk-Man is theoretically a stronger card than Pee Wee,but as you can see it's clearly "luck of the dice".I was surprised that Pee Wee could win a match much less become a champion!hahaha!The odds were at least 100 to 1 that Pee Wee could beat Kurt Russell,that's a good card!"Luck of the dice!"
uewdrb
"He wouldn't know an armlock from a padlock!" - Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
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Hopefully, I will do more celeb cards soon!
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