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Post by WTIC on Jan 14, 2008 3:22:22 GMT -5
WTIC Promoter:Actually that's not the REAL Neily,I made up a Neil character to be Rockin' Rebels' handler/manager/interfereing ally.Tell me who you'd like to manage or better yet make up a card for yourself as a wrestler.
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Post by uewdrb on Jan 15, 2008 23:14:20 GMT -5
Kelly:You mean Toru Tanaka vs Goober,Gomer,Selma Plout,Aunt Bee & Otis the Drunk Guy?hahahaha!I'm just glad Andy,Opie & Barney are injured...checkout the next card.Unexpected Twists...well you know me.hahaha!
uewdrb
"Well.gaaahleee" - Gomer Pyle
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Post by darkrider on Jan 16, 2008 14:20:43 GMT -5
when is the next show btw ? and none of you can stop me and the rocking rebels lol. ;D
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Post by uewdrb on Jan 17, 2008 2:43:05 GMT -5
Next Card:I've been posting on Fridays.
uewdrb
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Post by uewdrb on Jan 18, 2008 23:46:01 GMT -5
Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN! episode 19
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Dr B:Welcome to LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!In our opener "The Heirhead" Paris
will take on Tia Tanaka from Japan!
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Paris vs Tia Tanaka
(Tanaka gets the pin after using a Jiu Jitsu Throw to take Paris down)
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Ms Monro:Tia Tanaka uses her Martial Art skills to defeat Paris.Miss Hilton
was outclassed!Okay coming to the ring...Stan "The Lariat" Hansen!His opponent
hails from West Texas..."Capt Redneck" Murdoch!This will be a real slobberknocker!
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Stan "The Lariat" Hansen vs "Capt Redneck" Murdoch
(Hansen pins Murdoch after nailing him with a Flying Kneedrop)
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Dr B:Hansen makes short work out of Murdoch!That Flying Kneedrop stopped
Murdoch's attack and got Hansen the win!
Ms Monro:Hey Doc,you're gonna like this next match!The Enforcers Brooke and
Elizabeth take on Trish & Alexis!
Dr B:Mmmmm,baby!
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The Enforcers (Brooke Shields & Elizabeth Berkley) vs Trish Stratus & Alexis Laree
(Trish is hurt when Brooke sends her flying with a Giant Swing.Brooke gets the pin)
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Ms Monro:Trish is hurt,she's not moving!Get the EMTs in there.We hope she's okay.
Let's see hey here's a Classic Matchup!It's "PS" versus "The Macho King"!!!
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Freebird Micheal "PS" Hayes vs The "Macho King" Savage
(Hayes goes to town with kicks to the midsection,then visciously slams Savage's
face into the mat."PS" rolls "Macho King" up and gets the three count.)
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Dr B:Savage shoves Hayes,who retaliates with a running lariat!Savage is down!
Oh no,ooh...Hayes mocks Savage with an,"OH YEAH!"Savage chases Hayes up the
ramp...
Neil:VERMINATORS YOU GO DOWN TONIGHT!YOU...hey!
Ms Monro:Gimme that!WHODAHELKEEPS GIVINDISGUYAMIC???The WGW Tag Titles
are on the line!The current WGW Tag Champs The Verminators will defend against
Neily's Rockin' Rebels!
Neil:WHATCHAGONNADO...when the Rockin' Rebels...hey!
Dr B:Just start the match before that DA*N Neil steals the mic again!
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The Verminators (Kelly Bundy & BTVS) vs The Rockin' Rebels - WGW Tag Team Title Match
(Robin Rebel gets a quick pin on Buffy TV Slayer after hitting her with a leapfrog lariat)
Rockin' Rebels are the NEW WGW Tag Team Champions!
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Neil:What did I tell you!?!?!?The Rockin' Rebels,ARE THAT DA*N GOOD!MY
Rockin' Rebels are YOUR NEW WGW Tag Team Champions!
Dr B:Whoa Kelly Bundy just clocked The Rockin' Rebels with a Double Noggin
Knocker!Buffy grabs Neil!NO DON'T DO IT!!!Ooh...face first into the guardrail!
Neil (holding his head):You can't do that to me!I'll sue!Who do you think you are?
(Ramona sneaks up and levels Buffy with a chairshot!Robin rushes Kelly,fists
are flying!Robin gets thrown into the post!Just as Kelly is going in for the kill,
Rocker nails her with wooden clipboard!Neil grabs the Title belts then signals
The Rockin' Rebels.They leave the Verminators laying at ringside and make their
way up the ramp...)
Neil:OH SHUT YER YAPS!!!You don't have to like us!We've acomplished what we came
here to acomplish!The Rockin' Rebels ARE the NEW WGW Tag Team Champions!We ARE
THE BEST TAG TEAM IN THE WGW!
(On the Ultitron,images of The Daughters of Paine.They're in the Green Room watching
the action on the monitor.Vicki Paine makes threatening gestures with a wooden baseball
bat...)
Ms Monro:Hey what is this?Gees,why don't they just get the whole dang town of Mayberry
to take on Toru Tanaka!You guys must really enjoy getting beat up by Toru!Ugh!You're crazy!
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Toru Tanaka vs Sheriff Andy,Barney Fife & Opie Taylor
1.Opie takes a horrendous beating from Tanaka!Opie climbs out of the ring and
Taylor Eliminates himself!
2.Barney suffers a cut but comes back with his "Hai Yuh!" double chop and gets
the pin on Toru Tanaka!
Barney Fife & Sheriff Andy are standing tall,they are the survivors!
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Dr B:SECURITY!Yeah make sure there are no scuffles!Take 'em in the back!Okay,
last time Beulah regained the WGW Title,but she claimed that M-K beat herself
and that she was just capitalizing on it!This is M-K's chance to prove she is WGW
Championship material!
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Beulah vs Mary-Kate - WGW Title rematch
(Beulah goes down from a Back Handspring Elbowsmash,M-K hooks the far leg,
M-K gets the pin)
Mary-Kate regains the WGW Championship!
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Dr B:Hey look Beulah's extending her hand...now that's Sportsmanshi...OH MAN!
Beulah nailed her with a short lariat!Beulah wipes her brow and splashes her
sweat all over Mary-Kate!Oh yeah?You proud of yourself?Well M-K has the
GOLD!Just go back to the lockeroom...
Ms Monro:It's time Doc,time for the LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN Main Event!!!
Big Abby gave Al Bundy his 1st loss last week in that 6 Man Match.Doc granted
Abdulla a Title Match.It's "The Shoe In" Al Bundy versus Abdulla the Butcher!
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"The Shoe In" Al Bundy vs Abdulla - LGW Title Match
(Adulla gives Bundy & Darcy a Double Noggin Knocker then goes for the pin,
Abdulla gets the threecount!)
Abdulla is the NEW LGW Champion!
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Dr B:Oh man,Jefferson Darcy's interfereing caused Al Bundy to lose the LGW
Title!Abdulla is the NEW LGW Champion!
(The members of NO MA'AM come out to protect their leader...)
Bob Rooney:Hey wait a minute!I beat Abdulla in that 6 Man match...Don't i get a
Title match???
Al Bundy:That's right Doc,Bob Rooney WON the match after me and Griff were eliminated!
Dr B:I can't deny you Rooney!You'll have your day in the sun!Next week it'll be Abdulla
versus Bob Rooney in a FCA Match!Falls Count Anywhere!No DQ!No Countout!No stopping
for blood!The LGW Title WILL BE ON THE LINE!See you next week Rooney!
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Post by WTIC on Jan 19, 2008 0:38:41 GMT -5
Good card, although not too happy Al lost! 
Bob Rooney for President! He will get revenge for Al, LOL!
Could you please post Brooke Shields & Elizabeth Berkley in the Bootlegs for Celebs thread, please? Thanks!
WTIC
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Post by KellyMonro007 on Jan 19, 2008 3:38:01 GMT -5
Good stuff, Dr B. Your creative juices are overflowing. You are hitting the stride. Keep it up!
Kelly
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Post by uewdrb on Jan 19, 2008 11:12:08 GMT -5
Kelly:Thanks this stuff just seems to write itself.
wtic:Brooke & Elizabeth?I'll have to put them in a postable format,but okay you got it.Hey who ever thought Bob Rooney would be the hero of anything???Not as big as Big Abby but I bet it'd sting if Bob Rooney fell on you!
uewdrb
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Post by WTIC on Jan 25, 2008 23:56:21 GMT -5
Dr. B? Dr. B??? It's Friday! Where's the latest Card?
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Post by uewdrb on Jan 25, 2008 23:58:43 GMT -5
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Post by uewdrb on Jan 26, 2008 0:07:31 GMT -5
Hey it time for the show!!!
Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN! episode 20
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Dr B:Oh man there are a lot of scores to be settled tonight!Welcome to LGW/WGW
SPLASHDOWN!First up Peg Bundy is determined to wrestle "REAL" wrestlers
instead of Celebrity Fluff!Tonight she has to face Tia Tanaka from Japan!Tanaka
has been a UEW International Tag Champion with her partner Suki Sato!Peg will
have her hands full tonight!
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Peg Bundy vs Tia Tanaka
(Peg knocks Tanaka down with a Full Swing Slap,then rolls her up & gets the pin)
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Ms Monro:Peg improves every week.She took down a seasoned veteran!I'm not
a fan but I gotta admit she's got some talent.Ooh look Doc,we have Hayabusa,
Devon Moore,Cypher and Asian Steel in an Elimination Match!
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Hayabusa vs Devon Moore vs Cypher vs Asian Steel - Elimination Match
1. Moore KOs Cypher with an Ensui Giri.Cypher is Eliminated
2.Devon eliminates Hayabusa with an STO
3.Moore eliminates Asian Steel by getting the pin after a Superplex
Devon Moore wins the Elimination Match!
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Dr B:That Devon Moore is showing some wrestling skill!Devon eliminates all 3
of his opponents!Devon moves up in the rankings!
Prue:BUNDY!BUFFY!The Charmed are here and we WILL leave the number one
contenders for the WGW Tag Titles!AND NOW...hailing from San Francisco,CA!
They are accompanied to the ring by our sister Pheobe,Paige & Piper...The Charmed!
Kelly Bundy:PRUE!SHUT YER FACE!!!Buffy and me aren't happy that we were screwed
out of the WGW Tag Titles last week!Piper,Paige we got nothing against you but we
want to get OUR Titles back!No one is gonna stop us...not even The Charmed!
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The Verminators (Kelly Bundy & Buffy TV Slayer) vs The Charmed (Paige & Piper)
(Buffy wouldn't release a rear choke,The Referee DQs The Verminators.The Charmed
become the Number One Contenders for the WGW Tag Team Titles)
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Prue:Uh,you were right Kel...no one can stop you except YOURSELVES!Thanks to
Buffy's temper Paige & Piper are the Official NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS!!!
(Kelly dives off the apron and nails Prue!Paige,Piper & Pheobe join in the fight!
a running body block knocks Phobe and Piper down!Paige kicks Buffy to slow her
down.Kelly clocks Paige with a Forearm Smash!)
Dr B:Okay cut it out!You heard me break it up!Verminators,I suggest you get
a couple of your friends to team with you,because next week we will settle
this in a WGW Style WARGAMES!!!4 on 4 last person standing's team will be
the REAL Number One Contenders for the WGW Tag Titles!Now GIT!Take it in
the back ladies!Alright making their way to ringside...first from Osaka,Japan...
Suki Sato,her opponent come to us from Tinsel Town USA...Jennifer Jason Leigh!
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Sato vs Jennifer Jason Leigh
(Sato destroys JJL with a Lunging Lariat.Sato gets the threecount)
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Ms Monro:That little Sato doesn't work by the hour!She takes JJL out in a
lightning quick fashion!Boy that lunging lariat dropped Jennifer,quick rollup...
Suki Sato is your winner!
Dr B: Now here's a match Monro!Ox Baker vs Animal!Two big brawlers!Two
POWERFUL guys!This promises to be Action Packed!
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Ox Baker vs Animal
(Animal takes Ox Baker out quickly with a dropkick and a Powerslam)
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Dr B:WHOLLY!TWO MOVES!Two moves,Monro!Animal wins it!No One gets up from
Animal's Powerslam!That's all she wrote!!!
Ms Monro:Hey here's one I'm gonna enjoy!Al Bundy is about to get his body parts
rearranged by "The King of Bundys"...KING KONG BUNDY!!!Woo hoo!This is gonna be
good!Yeah BABY!Come on KING KONG!!!
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King Kong Bundy vs Al Bundy - Winner gets a Title Match
(Al takes a beating early in the match,he unleashes a flurry of punches and kicks.
He finally is able knock King Kong Bundy down.Al lays an arm over KKB & gets
the pin."The Shoe In" Al Bundy will get a LGW Title Match)
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Al Bundy:KING KONG...who's the "REAL" BUNDY NOW!!!Who the number one contender
BABY!!!I scored 4 Touchdowns in one game at Polk High and...HEY!
Neil:Sit down old man!Let someone speak that has something to say!JULIETTE!
SHANNEN!You're gonna live up to your name tonight!We're gonna slap you two
biatches around like...HEY!
Ms Monro:BEAT IT NEILY!!!It's the SHWL Bitchslappers,Juliette & Shannen vs
the current WGW Tag Team Champions The Rockin' Rebels!!!SIT YER A** DOWN
NEILY!This is my mic!!!Two out of three falls,The Titles ar on the Line!!!
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Rockin' Rebels vs The Bitchslappers - 2 out of 3 falls for the WGW Tag Team Titles
1.Juliette pins Robin after a rope assist legbuster.
2.Rebel pins Lewis after connecting with a Rebel Kick
3.Robin Rebel gets a submission win on Shannen with an Ankle Lock
Rockin' Rebels retain the WGW Tag Team Titles!
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Neil:WHO's YOUR WGW TAG CHAMPIONS???I told you Ms Monro!No one & nothing
is ever...and I mean eeeevvvveeerrrr!Gonna stop The Rockin' Rebels!I think...
Ms Monro:IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!!Now beat it before I turn this
foot sideways and stick right up CANDY A**!!!Okay,M-K defends her WGW Title
next against AWE's Jo Starr!Jo is a former WGW champion!She can go with the
best!Let's go to the ring...
Dr B: Hey that's my line!
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Mary-Kate vs Jo Starr - WGW Title Match
(M-K takes a piledriver on the concrete and cannot beat the count.Jo Starr wins
the match.The Title does not change hands on a countout)
M-K retains the WGW Title!
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(The Referee raises Jo Starr's hand!Beulah comes over the guardrail and into the ring!
she nails Jo Starr from behind she gets her up...BEULAH BREAKER!She rolls Starr next
to the fallen Mary-Kate and climbs to the top...Moonsault she nails it!Beulah makes the
Referee count...1-2-3!!!)
Beulah:M-K you beat yourself again!Jo Starr!You want more of this?BRING IT!!!
I can beat you anytime!You know it!You both know it!Doc the carnage will keep
growing each week until I get my rematch!
Dr B:Alright...what are you crazy???You'll get a rematch,when I say you get a rematch!
Until then I'm personally gonna make your life a LIVING ***BLEEP***!Okay you got what
you wanted...get outta here!In our LGW/WGW Main Event...It will be Abdulla vs Bob Rooney
in a Fall Count Anywhere Match!LGW Title is on the line!Anything goes!
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Abdulla vs Bob Rooney - FCA LGW Title Match
(In a scuffle the Referee was knocked down Bob Rooney & Jefferson Darcy
double team Abdulla!Marcy Darcy distracts the groogy Referee while Rooney
clubs Abdulla over the head with blackjack brought to the ring by Al Bundy!
Marcy points the Referee towards the ring,Bob Rooney is sitting on Abdulla's
chest!The Referee counts:1-2-3!Bob Rooney wins the match!)
Bob Rooney is the NEW LGW Champion!
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Ms Monro:BWAHAHA!!!OH MAN HAHAHA!!!
Dr B:What's so funny Monro?
Ms Monro:Bob Rooney is the LGW Champion!In his 1st Title defense he will meet...
AL "THE SHOE IN" BUNDY!BWAHAHAHA!!!
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Post by darkrider on Jan 26, 2008 6:25:38 GMT -5
Excellent card man as for ms. Monro. The Rocking Rebels said that you better know your place girlie. Otherwise they'll find one for you. As with your foot in my butt , It'll never happen tee hee.
(Kelly dont be pissed The Rocking Rebels really did say this.) ;D
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Post by WTIC on Jan 26, 2008 13:17:07 GMT -5
Bob Rooney is THE MAN! Fun stuff as always, Dr. B! Can't wait for the main event on the next fight card! 
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Post by uewdrb on Jan 26, 2008 17:30:38 GMT -5
Once again...who would've thought of Bob Rooney as the hero of anything?hahaha!
uewdrb
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Post by uewdrb on Feb 1, 2008 13:55:13 GMT -5
Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN! episode 21
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Dr B:Welcome to LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!This is "The Night of Nights"!Things
WILL be settled tonight!An 8 Woman WGW style War Games!The WGW Title is on
the line in an 3 Way Elimination Match!Not to mention Ms Monro's favorite match
of the night,The LGW Champion Bob Rooney takes on Al "The Shoe In" Bundy!
But first...Peg Bundy wants to wrestle REAL wrestlers?It doesn't get more REAL
than this!Tonight it's Succubus "The Fire Queen" vs Peg Bundy!
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Succubus "The Fire Queen" vs Peg Bundy
(After oneheckuva battle,Peg uses a Leg Assist Faceslam to get the win)
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(A second to late,Big Queenie throws Peg off.Bundy is sent flying across the ring!
Succubus puts the boots to Peg!Harlene Davidson runs down to the ring!Harlene is
trying to pull Big Queenie off of Peg!The Verminators & several members of NO
MA'AM appear at the top of the ramp...)
Dr B:Oh no you don't!You have important matches tonight!None of you can afford
to get in a scuffle with The SoulTakers!BUT,I'll tell you what if you wanna fight
I will sign a match for next week!Okay get Peg and get outta here!
Ms Monro:Hey Doc...who signed this?This has to be a mistake!Winslow & Erk-Man
in with The Tolos Bros?What half wit signed this match?
Dr B:Uh...that half wit would be...ME!What is it you keep telling me?Oh yeah,
"Big Money" Monro...
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"The Big Guy" Carl Winslow & Erk-Man vs The Tolos Bros (Chris & John)
(Erk-Man had John Tolos reeling until,Tolos put Steve in an Underarm Choke.
John Tolos gets a submission win.The Tolos Bros are victorious.)
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Dr B:SECURITY GET THEM OUTTA THERE!
Erk-Man:Hey!Tolos I was kicking your heiny until you cheated and choked me out!
Wrestle me Man to Man!Catch Wrestling Rules!No Cheating,no inteference,no DQs!
John Tolos:Me wrestle you Catch Rules?Don't make me laugh!Ya skinny...
Dr B:Hold it!If Steve is brave enough to challenge you,I think you should wrestle him!
CATCH RULES!Tolos if you're caught cheating The Tolos Bros will be suspended indefinately
from the LGW!In fact if you refuse to wrestle Erk-Man you and your brother will be FIRED!
Go in the back and think about it!Right now,it's Stan "the Lariat" Hansen vs Animal!!!
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Stan Hansen vs Animal
(Hansen gets the pin after hitting Animal with a Gut Wrench Suplex)
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Ms Monro:What a battle Doc!Hansen muscled Animal up in a Gut Wrench Suplex,
Animal came down hard and Hansen gets the win!Up next,this is the match you
wanted to see Doc!Prue,Piper,Pheobe and Paige take on Kelly Bundy,Buffy TV Slayer
and The Daughters of Paine Stephanie and Vicki!The winner of the match and their tag
partner will get a WGW Tag Title Match with The Rockin' Rebels!
Neil:DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH!The Charmed?The Verminators?The DOP?BUNDY!
We already beat The Verminators!Prue?Oh come on you're gonna need more than
Telekenesis to beat us!Daughters of Paine?You refugees from BDSM website don't
scare The Rockin' Rebels...
Dr B:Uh...gimme that!Who keeps giving that guy the mic!?!?Ms Monro open the Cage
Door,Timekeeper ring the bell...LET THE WAR GAMES BEGIN!
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The Charmed (Prue,Piper,Pheobe & Paige) vs The Verminators and The DOP
In a WGW style War Games for a WGW Tag Title Match!
7:00
Kelly Bundy and Prue run down to ringside.Prue hits a running bodyblock!
Bundy flies into the guardrail!Prue drags her into the Cage & gives her a
knee to the midsection.
7:05
Paige use a flying headscissors to take Vicki Paine down.Paige dropkicks Kelly.
Vicki Paine nails Prue with a Flying Forearm Smash,then uses the momentum
to take Paige down with a lariat!
7:10
Buffy sends Piper face 1st into the post with a Jumping Front Kick!Prue & Paige
hold Buffy while Piper pounds her with punishing lefts & rights!A flying bodyblock
knocks The Charmed down!
7:15
Pheobe nails Stephanie Paine with a chest chop!Paine throws Pheobe off and hits
a kneedrop!
7:20
Ms Monro locks the Cage and The War Games begin!
7:23
Buffy TV Slayer eliminates Pheobe with a knee in the back and a quick rollup.
Ms Monro opens the door and Pheobe leaves the Cage.
7:25
Prue eliminates Buffy with a kneedrop to the face and a rollup!
Buffy TV Slayer leaves the Cage!
7:35
Vicki Paine eliminates Prue by choking her on the ropes!
Prue leaves the Cage!
7:40
Vicki Paine eliminates Paige with a knee in the back and feet on the ropes pin!
It's 3 on 1 Kelly Bundy & The DOP against Piper!
Paige has to leave the Cage!
7:52
Stephanie Paine eliminates Piper with a necktwist and a inside cradle!
Ms Monro opens the door and The Charmed pull their sister to safety!
Kelly Bundy,Vicki Paine & Stephanie Paine win the War Games!The DOP
will get a WGW Tag Title match!
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Ms Monro:The DOP will get a WGW Tag Title Match next week...
(The Rockin' Rebels hop the guardrail and attack!Rocker plants a knee in Vicki
Paine's back!Stephanie Paine nails Robin with a spinkick then hits her finisher
the Guillotone Legdrop!It's a huge fist fight!Rebel flies off the top rope,but
Vicki nails her with a dropkick!Ramona pounds Stephanie in the corner!)
Dr B:HEY!The next one who throws a blow gets FIRED!Save it till next week!
NO DQ IN A CAGE!!!Up next M-K vs Beulah vs Jo Starr the WGW Title is on the line!
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Mary-Kate vs Jo Starr vs Beulah-Elimination Title Match
1.Jo Starr eliminates M-K with her Starr Leglock
2.Beulah taps to a Starr Leglock
Jo Starr is the NEW WGW Champion!
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Ms Monro:DOGGONE!Jo Starr used that Starr Leglock to takeout both of her opponents!
Impressive win by Jo Starr who has just captured her 2nd WGW Title reign!Alright!!!
In tonight's LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN Main Event...h-h-h-bwahahahaha!It's Bob Rooney
going up against the "Shoe in" Al Bundy!hahaha!
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Bob Rooney vs Al "The Shoe In" Bundy - 2 out of 3 Falls LGW Title Match
1.Rooney takes the 1st Fall when he hits Bundy with Guillotine Leg Drop
2.Al takes the second fall with a Stinky Sock Submission
3.After a long battle with a lot of interference on either side,Al gets the
win with his Stinky Sock Submission.
Al "The Shoe In" Bundy has regained the LGW Championship!
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Al Bundy:Doc...once again I,Al "The Shoe In" Bundy am The KING!Doc I have a favor
to ask.The Phases of Fear haven't defended the LGW Tag Titles since they won them
in 2007!How about giving the number one contender Bob Rooney & "Mr Shoehorn
O'Plenty" Griff a shot at The LGW Tag Team Titles?
Dr B:You know Al...speaking of not defending Titles...YOU haven't defended the LGW
Celebrity Title for about month!Rooney & Griff will get a Tag Title match!It will be
Peg and Kelly Bundy with Marcy & Jefferson Darcy at Ringside vs The SoulTakers!
And in our Main Event,it WILL be "The Shoe In" Al Bundy vs Sheriff Andy,"The Big Guy"
Carl Winslow,The Fonz,KFED,Kurt Russell and Screech for The LGW Celebrity Championship!
Seeya next week Mister Bundy!
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Post by WTIC on Feb 1, 2008 18:25:47 GMT -5
Al rules! YAY!
The WarGames match was killer! Can't wait to see if the dark horse Screech pulls off the upset of the year for the Belt next card!
Awesome stuff, Dr. B! And my money's on "Shoe Horn O'Plenty" Griff & Bob Rooney to take the Tag Belts! 
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Post by KellyMonro007 on Feb 3, 2008 3:05:51 GMT -5
Solid stuff as always, Dr B! Great read. Congratulations to Jo Starr! I knew she was Champion material!
Keep it up!
Kelly
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Post by GalactiKing on Feb 3, 2008 13:36:07 GMT -5
The Charmed Ones will have revenge.
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Post by darkrider on Feb 3, 2008 14:01:36 GMT -5
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Post by uewdrb on Feb 8, 2008 12:44:09 GMT -5
Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN! episode 22
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Dr B:THIS IS WRESTLING THE WAY IT SHOULD BE!!!Welcome to LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!
Who would've thought that Steven Q would have the kohones to challenge John Tolos!?!?
This would be a Main Event anywhere else!It's our opener tonight!
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Erk-Man vs John Tolos - Catch Wrestling Rules
(Steven Q gets a submission win with a facelock chickenwing)
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(Erk-Man runs to the top of the ramp!He stops and does The Erkle Dance,then
disappears behind the curtain when Tolos gives chase!)
Dr B:Tolos don't say it...unless you really wanna work for some other company.
Don't worry you'll get your day in the sun...just let me think on this a bit.Okay
Monro...who's up?
Ms Monro:We have a WGW Celebrity Title Match!It's the battle of the blondes!
Jenny McCarthy takes on "The Evil Genius" Helen Hunt,the Celeb Title is on
the line!
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Jenny McCarthy vs Helen Hunt - WGW Celebrity Title Match
(Helen Hunt uses a Bronx Cheer DDT to get the win)
Helen Hunt is the NEW WGW Celebrity Champion!
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Ms Monro:Jenny loses the Celeb Title with a BIG BLLHT!Hunt wins it with a
Bronx Cheer DDT!Okay in the next match...look I'm supposed to be unbiased,
but dang it!I'm cheering for The SoulTakers!I have had it up to here with these
DANG Bundys!Come on Queenie!Pound those Bundys!POUND THEM,POUND THEM...
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Peg & Kelly Bundy w/ Marcy & Jeffereson vs The SoulTakers (Succubus & Harlene)
(Kelly gets the pin after using the Bundy Stomp to take Succubus down)
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Ms Monro:Those DANG Bundys!Kelly pins Big Queenie The Bundys win the match!
Hold up!YOU!NEILY!!!Know your place girly???I'm the Executive Vice President
of the LGW/WGW!!!Tonight your Rockin' Rebels are in a STEEL CAGE with two
of the most violent,maniacal wrestlers in the business today!Oh and Neily,guess
who the Gate Master is...The Executive Vice President,that's who!No one gets in
no one gets out!As for you Neily Boy...don't make me hurt you!Tonight,as The DOP
say,The Rockin' Rebel are gonna "FEEL THE PAIN"
The Fans in unison:AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY EITHER!!!
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The Rockin' Rebels vs The DOP - WGW Tag Title Match in a Cage
1.Vicki Paine rips into Robin Rebel and get a quick pin after a Flying Forearm
2.Vicki Paine wins the 2nd fall with a knee in the back and a foot on the ropes pin
The DOP are the NEW WGW Tag Team Champions!
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(The Daughters of Paine win 2 straight falls.Stephanie signals Ms Monro.Deborah
Paine grabs Neil and flings him in the Cage,then climbs in!Ms Monro slams & relocks
the door!Deborah shoves Neil face 1st into the mesh! Double Flying Forearms
knock The Rockin' Rebels down!Stephanie climbs to the top of the Cage!She makes
the Wrestling Sign...Guillotine Legdrop from the top!Vicki dives off the second rope,
Stephanie moves just in time!Vicki nails The Rockin' Rebels with a Splash!Vicki and
Deborah drag Neil to the Cage Door,kicking and screaming!Ms Monro opens the door,
she hauls back and slaps Neil with everything she can muster!This has turned into a
bloody mascre!!!)
Dr B:MONRO!OPEN THE DOOR AND LET THEM OUT!!!Security get them to the Emergency
Medical Area!Let's go!DOP!!!Take the WGW Tag Belts,you've earn them!Now that you've
finally gotten your revenge,you can move on to bigger & better things!Oh and Neily...
IT'S OVER!The Rockin' Rebels WON'T get another Titleshot as long as The DOP are Champions!
If your girls are up and around next week I guarantee they'll be in a match with two of the
BEST there is!
Ms Monro:Okay strike the cage guys!Coming to the ring...The LGW Tag Team Champions,
The Phases of Fear!These guys are BIG & MEAN!!!Oh,oh...here they come...those DANG
uh wait,they're not actually Bundys!NO MA'AM,"The Handyman" Bob Rooney and "Mr
Shoehorn O' Plenty" Griff!
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Phases of Fear (Hamengku & Konga) vs NO MA'AM (Bob Rooney & Griff)
Two Out of Three Fall Match for the LGW Tag Team Titles
1.Griff pinned Hamengku after hitting him with a Griff-Bomb
2.Hamengku gets the pin with running tackle
3.Bob Rooney gets a submission win on Konga from Tonga with his Handyman Hammerlock
NO MA'AM are the NEW LGW Tag Team Champions!
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(NO MA'AM grabs the belts and heads for the lockerooms.Griff turns to make rude
gestures to The Phases of Fear,but disappears when they come running towards the
ramp...)
Ms Monro:Them DANG...NO MA'AMs are your NEW LGW Tag Team Champions!
Last week Jo Starr did the impossible by beating both M-K and Beulah with her
Starr Leglock!Her opponent tonight has held every title the womens' division in
The Alliance had to offer.She may be small but she is darned tough!I'm talking
about Chandra!
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Jo Starr vs Chandra - WGW Title Match
(Jo Starr gives Chandra a piledriver on the concrete,Chandra is counted out)
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Dr B:Chandra couldn't get an offense going!She doesn't beat the 10 count!Well
this is it:The LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN Main Event!Al "The Shoe In" Bundy has
to beat 6 opponents if he wants to hold onto The LGW Celebrity Title!Let's goto
the ring...
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LGW Celebrity Title Match
Al Bundy vs Sheriff Andy,"The Big Guy" Carl Winslow,The Fonz,KFED,Kurt Russell
and Screech
1.Al Bundy eliminates "The Big Guy" Carl Winslow with a chairshot & a pin
2."The Shoe In" KOs KFed with an overhand right
3.Polk's Star Quarterback pins Kurt Russell after a running tackle
4.Andy runs head first into the turnbuckles,Big Al gets the pin
5.A1 takes a piledriver on the concrete and is counted out!Fonz will face Screech
6.Screech piledrives Fonz on the outside then dives into the ring,Screech beats the 10 count!
Screech Powers is the NEW LGW Celebrity Champion!
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Ms Monro:I gotta give it to Al he beat 4 out of 6 opponents!But the BIG news is
that we have a NEW Celebrity Champion...SCREECH POWERS!
(Screech struts around the ring while the fans boo!)
Dr B:Congradulations Screech!You are the LGW Celebrity Champion.FONZ...
You beat Bundy so I'm giving you the chance of a lifetime!Next week you
will have a LGW Titlematch with Al Bundy!Don't say I never gave you a "Push"!
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