LGW/WGW Splashdown!

[darkrider]

great card there dude. As for roughing me up.

Neily" DOP great match there ladies. But you and ms. Monroe went to far by throwing me into the cage. As for denying my ladies tag team anymore title shots. Just remember that there is more then way to skin a cat. In The next few weeks that will be come perfectly clear You'll see."

[KellyMonro007]

You had it coming, Neily. You had it coming. Making you eat metal is what you get for eliminating me from the Rumble earlier!

Good card, Dr B.

Kelly

[darkrider]

next time dont hit me so hard ok ?

[WTIC]

Screech for the win! YAY! As Zach Morris said about Screech on my fave episode of Saved by the Bell... "Today's man has Mental Muscle!"

Bob Rooney is THE MAN! Al Bundy was robbed! Kelly still won't return my phone calls!

Yet another great card, Dr. B! Maybe on the next one, you can add something about Paris Hilton's Woman of the Year trophy she got from HARVARD on next week's program? Don't believe me about Paris being named Woman of the Year? Check it out:

perezhilton.com/2008-02-06-woman-of-the-year-bitches#respond

[uewdrb]

wtic:weren't you gonna go to that award presentation & try to meet Paris?anyway I'm getting a cool idea for a storyling for ms personality of the year.maybe not next week but the week after that.

uewdrb

[uewdrb]

BTW Neil,Kelly...thanks for the chatter!It's like you're RPing!Great stuff you two!Now seperate and shake hands...hahaha!

uewdrb

[WTIC]

If I coulda gotten off work, you KNOW that I woulda been there!

[daytondave]

Pretty cool concept for a fed!

[uewdrb]

daytondave- LGW/WGW is the fed where liturally anything can happen.I like bringing levity into an otherwise serious world of feds. As the weeks go by you'll notice that readers become characters in this crazy unending storyline.It's THE Fantasy Fed,where even Bob "The Handyman" Rooney can be a hero.

uewdrb

To be the man...You gotta beat the man! - Ric Flair

[uewdrb]

Okay fans it's only Wednesday but I am Posting this show anyway.There will be another show posted on Friday.I'll be posting the
HOGZILLA PPV next Friday.
uewdrb


Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN! episode 23

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Dr B:It's SHOWTIME!Welcome to LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!In our opener we have
an Olympic Gymnastic Champion taking on a former World Soccer League Champion!
It's Mary-Lou vs Carissa!

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Mary-Lou vs Carissa
(Carissa uses a salto suplex to get the win)

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Ms Monro:Carissa takes some hard shots from Mary-Lou,but she comes "roaring"
back with a Salto Suplex and gets the pin.Experience counts in this Sport!I don't
care how agile you are,you won't get up from a high impact manuver like that
Salto Suplex!Now here's one that all the so called,"Big Leagues of Wrestling"
were afraid to book!The "MONSTER" Hamengku takes on The "Real American"...
Hollywood Hulkster!

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Hamengku vs Hollywood Hulkster
(Hollywood pins Hamegku after a big right hand)

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Dr B:Monro,that wasn't a wrestling match,that was a fist fight!I can't believe
Hollywood knocked Hamengku down with that right hand shot,you usually can't
hurt a Tongan guy by hitting him in the head!

Ms Monro:The Charmed's Handler TX said,"The Charmed will get revenge!"
Well,they are in with one of the premiere teams in the WGW,The Verminators!
TX...it's gonna take more than talk to beat Kelly & Buffy tonight!I hope your girls
are prepared to...GO TO SCHOOL!

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The Charmed (Prue & Pheobe) vs The Verminators (Kelly & Buffy)
(A standing dropkick from Pheobe stuns Buffy,Pheobe gets the pin)

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(Paige & Piper hop the guardrail and slide into the ring!It's 4 on 2!Prue slides out
and goes under the ring...she throws a black bat to Paige!She charges and hits
Buffy with a Line Drive swing to the back!Kelly tries to make the save but Prue,
Piper & Pheobe triple team her!It doesn't look good for the Verminators!Out of
nowhere...The SoulTakers are at ringside!Harlene & Succubus slide into the ring!
The Charmed members hold Kelly & Buffy exposed so the SoulTakers can take...
Big Queenie takes a shot...at Prue!She turns and nails Pheobe,while Harlene tosses
Paige & Piper out of the ring!This is so uncharacteristic...The SoulTakers help
The Verminator get up...)

Big Queenie:Kelly,Buffy...you two have always been good workers.You've earned
every title your team has held.You've earned every title you've captured indiviually!
We don't like "Hotshot Showboaters" that come in and try to take over the Womens
Division!Charmed LOOKOUT!Next time The Verminators won't take you so lightly and
we know cause we've been in with them,they are almost unbeatable the second time
around!

TX:Hey what is this?The Verminators have to have their "GOONS" come in and save
their sorry,washed up,has been behinds!?!?The Charmed help themselves,we don't
need no hired thugs to do our dirty work!

Dr B:Gimme that...thankyou!Who keeps letting these guys have the mic?I tell you what,
next week it'll be Paige & Piper vs The Verminators and Prue & Pheobe vs The SoulTakers!
Any outside interference will result in termination!Okay move it!Get outta here!HEY!

Neil:Ladies & Gentlemen!The "REAL" WGW Tag Champions,The Rockin' Rebels are here!
Their opponents tonight will be...Brooke & Elizabeth,The Enforcers!BROOKE you got HEY!

Ms Monro:What did I tell you about stealing our mic?!?!The FORMER WGW Tag champs,
The Rockin' Rebels take on former W-UEW,WWW,SHWL,UWE Womens Tag Champions
The Enforcers!Now that's how you announce a match,Neily Boy!

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The Rockin' Rebels vs The Enforcers
(Ramona pins Brooke after executing a Rockergree)

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(It's breaking down!Elizabeth dropkicks Ramona in the back knocking her through
the ropes!Robin clubs Liz across the back of the head with a forearm shot!Brooke
is back up but Ramona grabs her foot and trips her then drags her out of the ring!
Robin & Elizabeth are going toe to toe in the ring while Brooke & Ramona brawl
at ringside...)

Dr B:Alright cut it out!What are you trying to ruin the momentum of the show!?!?
Up next,everyone's favorite Deputy Barney Fife goes up against "The Phenominal"
Pee Wee!

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Pee Wee vs Barney Fife
(Barney used a piggy back sleeper to win the match)

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Ms Monro:Well,can't breathe can't wrestle!I believe that's called a rear choke
in law enforcement terminology!HOLEY!Now this is a Championship Match!The
4 Time former WGW champion Blonde Brazilian and her partner Rio Regina will
be in the ring with the current WGW Tag Team Champions...The DOP!!!Two out
of Three Falls,the Titles are on the line!

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The DOP (Stephanie & Vicki) vs The Brazilians (Blonde Brazilian & Rio Regina)
WGW Tag Team Championship Match 2 out of 3 falls
1.Rio Regina pins Vicki Paine after hitting a spinning plancha
2.Stephanie knocks Regina down with multiple headshots & gets the pin
3.Rio takes the 3rd fall with a Regina Wrecker on Stephanie Paine
The Brazilians are the NEW WGW Tag Team Champions!

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Dr B:Get the EMTs out here!Get them medical attention!All of them!Go now!Hurry!

Blonde Brazilian:De Brasilians are dee nomer juon!We are de champeon team in WGW!
Brasilians are bes team in all time!Si?

Ms Monro:See what?WATDADANGHEL are you taking about???This is America we
don't talk that Mexican Mumbo Jumbo!Speak english!

Blonde Brazilian:I yam speak de englis!Watsamadda you?

Dr B:Monro cut it out!You wanna end up like Dog the Bounty Hunter?Besides,your
favorite wrestlers is up next!Our current WGW Champion was discovered by
Ms Monro back in the Amazon Wrestling League days!I'm talking about "The Queen
of Comeback" Jo Starr!Just when you think you've got her down Jo Starr finds a
way to pull out a win against all odds!Her opponent is the TNA Knockouts Champion,
Awesome Kong!She's big,mean & ugly...she don't talk much,but she's a one woman
wrecking crew!Kong is just that...AWESOME!!!

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Jo Starr vs Awesome Kong - WGW Titlematch
(Starr pins Kong using a short armscissors for leverage)
Jo Starr is the WGW Champion!
(Starr has also just become the Number One Contender for the TNA Knockouts Title)

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(Awesome Kong is livid!She lets out a roar and charges...Jo Starr sidesteps and
Kong goes between the turnbuckles and face first into the post!She's dazed,she
staggers backward and falls!Jo Starr gives her a splash and yells for te Ref to
count...1-2-3!Starr just beat Kong again!If this was any other arena she'd be
The TNA Knockouts Champion!)

Ms Monro:WOO!THERE'S YOUR TNA CHAMPION!!!Flat on her back as our WGW
Champion Jo Starr celebrates by high 5ing the fans as she takes her victory
lap!Jo Starr is YOUR WGW Champion!

Dr B:Alright Monro it is time for The LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN Main Event!
Not much to say..."The Shoe In" Al Bundy takes on AYYYY,The Fonz!!!Let's
go to the ring...

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Al Bundy vs The Fonz - LGW Titlematch
(Al pins The Fonz after 2 chairshots)
Al Bundy is the LGW Champion!

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Ms Monro:Those DANG Bundys!!!Ain't there rules around here?Anyone else would've
been disqualified!BUT NOOOOO!!!

Dr B:Can it Monro,the Referee allowed it.That's all there is to it!Okay fans next week
it will be Paris Hilton in a WGW Celebrity Title Match with "The Evil Genius" Helen Hunt!
Screech Powers defends his Celeb Title against The Erk-Man,Steven Q!Hey Neily!I'm
keeping my promise!The DOP lost the WGW Tag Titles,the Rockin' Rebels will get a match
with The Brazilians!BUT,if your girls regain the Titles...well let's just say they will be
in THE MOST BIZZARE match in our up coming PPV!This match is so big we have to hold
it in a completely different venue than the PPV itself!NO MA'AM will defend their LGW
Tag Team Titles against former champions Brody & The Berserker!Al...I haven't decided
who your opponent will be next week.You'll have to wait and see...

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[darkrider]

another excellent card full of action and levity. ;D

[WTIC]

Great stuff, Dr. B! As always, Al Bundy rules! Screech and Paris for the win next time!

BTW, if Ms. Monro doesn't have a wrestling playing card yet, create one because we both know she wants Al Bundy... IN THE RING!!

WHOAAAAA, BUNDYYYYYY (& Bob Rooney)!

[uewdrb]

As promised here is the 2nd Big Show this week.The storyline has been setup for the HOGZILLA PPV next Friday!


Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN! episode 24

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Dr B:Welcome to LGW/WGW SPASHDOWN!We have a BIG card in store for you
tonight!We're opening with Peg!Her opponent is "The Bosses Daughter",huh?What?
No not my daughter!Vinny-Mac's daughter,you know...WWF-U!!!

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Peg Bundy vs Stephie-Mac
(Peg Bundy is DQed when Marcy Darcy is caught interfereing in the match
Stephie-Mac wins the match.)

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(Peg shoves Marcy!Stephie-Mac jumps the guardrail and takes a ringside seat
Marcy kicks Peg in the gut and gives her a stunner!Jefferson & Al run down the
ramp and slide in the ring to breakup the fight!Marcy dodges a punch and Al catches
it right in the mouth!Marcy kicks,Peg moves...Jefferson caught in right in the...)

Ms Monro:HEY!BEAT IT!DANG Bundys!!!Hey now I'm gonna enjoy this,Bud Bundy
is in with...The Ugandan Giant,KAMALA!

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"The Bumble Bee" Bud Bundy vs Kamala
(Bud wins it with a Bud Blast)

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Dr B:Doggone Monro!Bud took 3 Air Africas and really got pounded throughout
the match!But a Flying Bundy-fier and a Bud Blast got Bud the pining predicament.
Three seconds later...Bud has the biggest win of his career!

Ms Monro:DANG BUNDYS!Hey Doc,what is this "Celebrity Deathmatch"?What's
with all these celebs this week?

Dr B:Screech won the Celeb Title,he has to defend it!Erk-Man out wrestled John
Tolos last week...it all adds up Monro.Adds up to BIG MONEY that is...

(Meanwhile in the lockeroom...)
WTIC:Okay man,you won the title,it's time to show these ham and eggers that it
was no fluke!Remember when you pounded Horshack on National TV?Remember
when you insulted Marcia Brady on Celebrity Fat Club?You can beat that geek
Erk-Man!He's just a man!NO FEAR!NO FEAR SCREECH!Now go out there and get
him!Tear him apart!Screech,Steve told me if he beat you,he was gonna celebrate
by going out with LISA TURTLE!!!

Screech:LISA???NOOOO!ARRRRR! (Screech flies out of the lockeroom...)

WTIC:Phhht,what a geek,he'll believe anything...

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Screech Powers vs Erk-Man - LGW Celebrity Title match
(Screech hits a piledriver on the concrete and dives back into the ring!Steven Q
cannot beat the ten count and is counted out)

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(Screech hits Steven Q with a Lariat that sends him sliding across the arena floor!
Powers stomps Erk-Man with a maniacal look his eyes! Lookout he's got a chair!
Ooh,that's gotta hurt!Screech has gone berserk!WTIC comes running down the ramp!
He throws a cloth bag over Screech's head and pulls the draw string hard!He hollers
something into Screech's ear and he appears to calm down.WTIC walks Screech up
the ramp...)

Ms Monro:What's with that Screech guy?Is he outta his mind?This wasn't a Hardcore
Match!Aren't there rules in the LGW???DOC!Steven is hurt!What the heck did that WTIC
guy say to Screech anyway!And watdahel does WTIC stand for???Who is that guy?What
strangle hold does have on Screech that he would do his bidding?

Dr B:Calm down Monro...look at the fans!They LOVE this stuff!HEY!

TX:VERMINATORS!PREPARE TO GET THE A** WHOOPING OF YOUR...

Dr B:SECURITY!Make sure TX sits in his seat and doesn't interfere in this or any other
match!Look man,I got nothing against you or The Charmed,but you have to calm down!
Monro shut that Neily up last week...don't make me sic her on you!Now...it's Paige and
Piper in the ring with Kelly & Buffy!

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The Charmed (Piper & Paige) vs The Verminators (Kelly & Buffy)
(Bundy pounds Paige with fists to the face.The Ref was out of position and didn't
see Buffy place and hold Kelly's feet on the second rope for extra leverage.Kelly
gets the pin and the Verminators get the win)

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TX:HEY!They cheated!Her feet were on...

Head of Security:Listen Bub,you have to sitdown and be quiet!Gees,wrestling fans!

(The Charmed sit in their corner and discuss what went wrong with their strategy.
The Verminators grab TX...they give him a big kiss,then throw him back into the 1st
row!They laugh and mock TX & The Charmed as the make their way up the ramp!)

Dr B:Them Verminators are NUTZ!!!Why'd they kiss TX?

Ms Monro:That could be the "kiss of death",Doc.Hey another Celeb match?Come on!
Celeb Champion Helen Hunt takes on "The Heir of Distinction" Paris!

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"The Evil Genius" Helen Hunt vs Paris Hilton - WGW Celebrity Title Match
(Hunt pins Paris after she hits her Finisher The Hammerslam)

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(As Helen is celebrating,Paris sneaks up and nails Hunt in the back of the head using
her rings like brass knucks!Helen flies face 1st into the turnbuckle!Paris pounds Hunt
with her loaded Gucci Purse!Another shot with her rings busts Hunt open!Paris slides
out and grabs the Celebrity Title belt!She slides back in and stands over the fallen
Helen Hunt!She bashes Hunt with the belt,then throws it down on Helen!)

Paris:HH...you don't look like much of a Champion to me...

TX:THE CHARMED ARE BACK...we're gonna destr...

Head of Security:Look man,stay in your seat!We all want our team to win...

TX:But you don't understand...I'm their handler!I need to be at ringside,I...

Head of Security:Hey I got orders to make sure you DON'T get on this side of the
guardrail!Listen you paid good money to sit in the 1st row.Don't make me throw
you out of the arena...

Ms Monro:Everyone thinks they're the star!UGH!Prue & Pheobe try to even it up
tonight!Their opponents are The SoulTakers!If they are gonna make a name for
themselves here in the WGW...this would be the team to beat!

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The Charmed (Prue & Pheobe) vs The SoulTakers (Succubus & Harlene Davidson)
(Pheobe gets slapped around in the early goings.Harlene shows she has No Respect
for TX or The Charmed.She uses a rope assist kneedrop to stop Pheobe,then
rolls her up for the threecount)

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Harlene:Look we don't got anything against you,but if you're gonna come around
here boasting...you better be able to back it up!I suggest you go to Gym and train!
Pheobe you hit me with some pretty good shots,but it's gonna take more than that
if you wanna wear gold in this organisation!Go talk to Futura she's trained the best!
Now you...Mr TX...

Ms Monro:Holdup Harlene,I got this one.

(Ms Monro signals the Head of Security,who drags TX over the guardrail and holds him.
Monro comes from "WAY DOWN SOUTH" and nails him with her open hand slap!KEERRACCK!)

Dr B:MONRO!What are you doing?Listen Mr TX...sit down enjoy the rest of the show.Listen
Monro didn't mean it,man.She just gets carried away with the excitement sometimes.I'll
make it up to you...you'll see.Okay what's next Monro?

Ms Monro:OH NO it's them DANG No MA'AMs!They are in with former Tag Champs Brody
and The Berserker!Maybe these dadgum NO MA'AMs will get whet they deserve!!!

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NO MA'AM vs Brody & The Berserker - LGW Tag Title Match
(Brody drops Bob Rooney on his head on the concrete.Rooney is counted out)
Brody & The Berserker win the match.The Tag Titles do not change hands.

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Brody:DOC!That was just a warmup.We were the last "REAL" Tag Champs!We
defended our Tag Titles every week!The Phases of Fear beat The Legion of DUME,
then went into hiding...when they finally came back these two GOOBERS got a
lucky win!A Handyman & a Shoe Salesman?!?!Polk High's greatest quarterback
is our LGW Champion?Me & Berserker just beat and humiliated your so called
Tag Team Champions,not only that Doc,Ms Monro helped us get this next match
signed!Our friend,a REAL WRESTLER Psycho UD is gonna tear "The Shoe In" a
NEW ONE!!!

Dr B:WHAT?MONRO WHERE ARE YOU???

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Al Bundy vs Psycho UD
(Al sidesteps Psycho UD and he goes face 1st into the turnbuckle.Al used a handful
of tights and a foot on the ropes to get the leverage to hold Psycho UD down for
the threecount)

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Dr B:Brody your plan backfired!You...what?Now?Get it on the Ultitron!Hurry!

(On the Ultitron...a Live Stream from a fan with a laptop and a webcam.The
Rockin' Rebels are attacking The Brazilians at a houseshow in Portland!Robin
goes to the top and lays out the Brazilians with a flying bodypress!Ramona
hits a big elbowdrop!They climb to the top in opposite corners!The Rockin' Rebels
hit The Brazilians with 5 Star Frogsplashes!They both hook the far legs!The Ref
counts 1-2-3!)

Neil:You think you're smart huh Doc!?!?Giving The RRBs a match on a Portland
Houseshow instead of SPLASHDOWN?!?!Well look at what we've done!The Brazilians
are gonna be laid up for a LONG time!You shouldn't have pushed us Doc!And you MS MONRO!
You think you can slap me around and NOT have consequences?You tried to screw us,
but who are YOUR WGW Tag team Champions for a 2nd Time?The Rockin' Rebels THAT'S WHO!!!

Dr B:Alright Neil,I told you if you won you'd be in THE MOST BIZZARE MATCH EVER!Here it is!
8 teams,7 Rings placed inside 7 seperate Cages with Steel corridors leading to the next level!
When your team wins,they move to the next cage.8 teams go in.4 teams go to the next level!
2 teams will survive,they will go to the Final Cage!Whoever wins that match will be THE WGW
Tag Team Champions!
The Teams will be:
1.The Rockin' Rebels (Ramona & Robin)
2.The Verminators (Kelly & Buffy)
3.The SoulTakers (Succubus & Harlene Davidson)
4.The Charmed (Piper & Prue)
5.The Elite Rulebreakers (Juliette & Beulah)
6.The Olsens (MK & A)
7.The Enforcers (Brooke & Elizabeth)
8.The Daughters of Paine (Vicki & Stephanie)
Neil get your girls ready!This is THE MOST VIOLENT EVENT EVER!That's why we had to hold it in a whole
different venue!Other matches at this HOGZILLA PPV wiil be...
1.Helen Hunt & Paris in a Cage Celebrity Title Match
2.Screech & Steven Q in a Hardcore Match NO RULES!
3.NO MA'AM vs Brody & The Berserker -No Countout,No Time Limit
4.Jo Starr will be in with..."The Red Headed Monster" Peg Bundy!WGW Title Match!
5."The Shoe In" Al Bundy vs Psycho UD in a FCA FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE IN THE USA!!!
Get ready fans The HOGZILLA PPV will be MONSTREOUS!!!

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[darkrider]

Neily" Dont worry about the Rocking Rebels mister. As a matter of fact. The Rocking Rebels will have a little Faith on their side. Allow me scum and maggots to introduce my newest tag team Faith and Menolly D'artigo the team know as little faith."

In walk a girl with dark hair and one with red hair in dreadlocks.

Neily" Ladies introduce yourself's to the nice people in the audience."

Faith" My name is Faith. I use to be a slayer like Buffy until she proved she's just a coward."

Menolly" My name is Menolly , I use to be a half human half faerie until i was bitten by a vampire. Faith and i were brought together by Mr. Neily."

Neily" Enough Menolly for now. My girls are undergoing training in a secret place. So Buffy you and your new friend had better be watching your backs. Cause whatcha you gonna when little faith runs wild on you."

Neily and the team of little faith start laughing as the scene fades to black.

[WTIC]

MORE! MORE!! Great card, Dr. B!

Is Stephie-Mac going to try to prove she is the dominant bitch female in the fed? That would be interesting to see...

"What does WTIC stand for?", LMAO! Hehehhe! Fun stuff! Yeah, Screech rules!

BTW, Kamala? That was completely out of left field!

[uewdrb]

If anything Bumble Bee Bud is LUCKY!

uewdrb

[uewdrb]

HOGZILLA PPV part 1:

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Barth Gimble:We are coming to you LIVE from the Hog Holler High School Football
field!My name is Barth Gimble,my partner Shaylene Tanner and I will be your
guest commentators for this WGW Tag Team Championship Event!There are 7
rings in 7 cages!Here they come...8 teams will enter on the first level...

Shaylene Tanner:Hey Barth why's WTIC here and why is he following The Verminators
around?He has his Celebrity Championship match to worry about! That part of this
HOGZILLA PPV starts directly after this event is done!All the teams have entered their
respective cages,the doors slam shut simultaneously and automatically locked!This is
UNBELIEVEABLE!I've never seen anything like this before!This will get ugly real quick!

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WGW 7 Cage Tag Team Title Match

CAGE 1
Rockin' Rebels vs The Verminators
(Ramona goes into her tights and pulls out a foreign object.
She decks Kelly,then throws it to Robin who decks Buffy.
The Rockin' Rebels win the match with a double pin)
The Rockin' Rebels advance.

CAGE 2
The Charmed vs SoulTakers
(Piper & Prue beat The SoulTakers senseless!Prue goes up
and connects with a 360 Splash!Prue gets the pin!)
The Charmed will advance

CAGE 3
The ERB (Juliette & Beulah) vs The Olsens
(Beulah hits a Beulah Breaker and signals Juliette who nails
Mary-Kate with an Elbowdrop!Both Juliette & Beulah jump on
M-K,they get the pin.)
The ERB will advance.

CAGE 4
The Enforcers vs The DOP
(Elizabeth is bloody & battered,Brooke tries to make the save,
but Stephanie nails her with brass knucks to stop her assault!
Vicki pins Elizabeth.The Daughters of Paine advance!

LEVEL TWO

CAGE 1
The Rockin' Rebels vs The Charmed
(The RRBs take a relentless beating from The Charmed
Piper holds Ramona.While Prue pounds then pins Robin!)
The Charmed are in The Final Match!

CAGE 2
The ERBs vs The DOP
(Juliette destroys Vicki with a Facebuster from the top.
The ERBs get the pin.)
The ERBs will be in The Final Match!

FINAL MATCH
The Charmed vs The Elite Rulebreakers
(Beulah tries to throw Piper into the mesh,but Piper reverses it!
Beulah hits hard and falls onto the mat!Prue grabs Juliette and
pops her in the face while Piper gets the pin!)
The Charmed are the NEW WGW Tag Team Champions!

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(The Charmed are bruised & battered...they get on the escape slide and come out
right next to the Announcers' Table...Prue & Piper are gasping for air.It's been a
long but,prosperous night.TX grabs the WGW Tag Titles from the Timekeeper's table
and presents them to The Charmed.Pheobe & Paige make their way down to ringside
to congradulate their sisters...)

TX:What did I tell you?!?!YOU got the GOLD!THE CHARMED are the UNDISPUTED WGW
Tag Team Champions!

Prue:Piper,you did it!You beat a 3 time WGW Champion and got us these Tag Titles!
TX,you were right,you told me that The Charmed could be the best in this Wrestling
League!And now we are,which is why we gotta...

Pheobe:Prue,don't do it,please don't do it!

Prue:Be quiet Pheobe,I know what I'm doing!Like I was saying,which is why we gotta.

Piper & Paige:PRRUUUE!

Prue:Come on you guys!We've got our a**es kicked ever since we joined this company!
TX YOU'RE FIRED!

TX:What? You can't do that to me!I brought you to your 1st WGW Tag Title reign!I'll
get you for this!You'll see!I'll get a team that'll destroy you and take those Tag Title
belts away from you!I will be AVENGED...

Barth Gimble:Well that's it from this location...The Charmed are the NEW WGW Tag Team
Champions!TX just got canned...The HOGZILLA PPV continues at the Hog Holler Arena in 3-2-1...


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[uewdrb]

Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN!
Special HOGZILLA PPV

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Dr B:Good Evening Wrestling Fans and Welcome to our Special HOGZILLA PPV!
We're here in Hog Holler,Nebraska!People are riding their hogs for miles...
No not motorcycles,HOGS,PIGS you know.Hey this is a small town!In our 1st
matchup we have the WGW Celebrity Champion,"The Evil Genius" Helen Hunt!
Her opponent,"The Heir of Distinction" Paris!

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"The Evil Genius" Helen Hunt vs "The Heir Head" Paris - WGW Celebrity Titlematch
(Hunt uses a NYC Driver to get the win)
Helen Hunt retains the WGW Celebrity Championship!

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Ms Monro:Man that Helen Hunt thrashed Paris with her NYC Driver!Hunt is STILL
The WGW Celebrity Champion!Hey why's Paris talking to WTIC?Does he have some
strangle hold on her too?

(A dejected Paris tries to speak to WTIC to get some consoleing,but he just pushes
her away.WTIC leads his man Screech to the ring.Powers is carrying some sort of
trophy.It looks like a big gold King chess piece.He hands it to WTIC as he climbs into
the ring!Powers holds the LGW Celebrity Title high for the fans to see.Fans boo him!
WTIC climbs into the ring,he unscrews the top of the Chess Trophy.He is showing
something to Screech.He's getting that maniacal look in his eyes again.WTIC seems
to be Mesmerizing his wrestler with whatever is inside the trophy...)

Dr B:Hey what's wrong with Screech?He's getting all red in the face!Well,here comes
his opponent Steven Q!The fans are siding with Erk-Man on this one!They're cheering
him on but it's gonna take a lot more than that to stop Screech tonight!Ring the bell!!!
Hey!Screech just jumped out of the ring and grabbed his Chess Trophy...HOLEY!He just
clobbered Erk-Man over the head with it!What the heck it's legal this is Hardcore!

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Screech vs Erk-Man - Hardcore Match for LGW Celebrity Title
(Screech puts Steven Q through a table and gets the pin)
Screech Powers retains the LGW Celebrity Championship!

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(Screech has gone totally BERSERK!He beats Steven with the titlebelt!Powers
Press Slams a Trash Can on Steven Q!Screech's cousin Jim Powers runs down
to ringside and pleads with WTIC to call him off and calm him down.WTIC throws
the cloth bag over Screech's head and pulls the drawstring tight!He hollers into
Screech's ear and he appears to calm down.WTIC & Jim Powers lead Screech
up the ramp and back to the lockeroom...)

Dr B:WATDADADGUMHEL is wrong with them guys???What's Jim Powers doing
here?Does he work for us Monro?ARRRGHHH!Who's up next?

Ms Monro:Gees,who else...Those DANG NO MA'AMs!!!They got their rear quarters
kicked last week by Brody & The Berserker!They won by countout.They tell me
THEY are taking home the Tag Team GOLD tonight!

Brody:NO MA'AM!We held those Tag Belts on 3 seperate occaisions!Tonight is gonna
be NUMBER FOUR!!!!Are you scared???YOU BETTER BE!!!

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NO MA'AM vs Brody & The Berserker - LGW Tag Title Match No Countout No Time limit
(Berserker gets the pin after using a Big Boot to take Griff down)
Brody & The Berserker are the NEW LGW Tag Team Champions!

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Ms Monro:Sometimes things happen that make you appreciate that you do what you
do!Seeing Griff & Rooney get pounded is one of those things!Two down and two to GO!
It's 3 time WGW Champion Jo Starr taking on "The Red Headed Monster" Peg Bundy!
YEAH COME ON JO!!!

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Jo Starr vs Peg Bundy - WGW Titlematch
(Peg nails Starr with a full swing slap,then uses a handful of tights to get the pin)
Peg Bundy is the NEW WGW Champion!

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Ms Monro:What the...DANG BUNDYS!!!I suppose you're gonna tell me that The Ref's
descision stands,Doc!DANG BUNDYS!

Dr B:Yes Monro the descision stands!Peg is WGW Champion...and now it is time
for the HOGZILLA PPV Main Event!In it's entirety...Al Bundy vs Psycho UD in
a FCA Match for the LGW Title!Fall will count anywhere in the USA!!!There are
No Excuses,there MUST be a winner!

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Al Bundy vs Psycho UD - FCA LGW Titlematch
The fight doesn't even make it to the ring!Psycho UD drops a big forearm across
Bundy back!Al fights back with knee to the midsection!UD throws Al into the railing
then drags him towards the concession stands!Al grabs some condiments and shoots
them in Psycho's face!Psycho retailiates by throwing a pan of french fries at Al!
Al runs through the foyer and over the turnstyles,Psycho UD is in hot pursuit!Al
trips UD and he falls into decorative pond outside the arena.

Al ducks into the 7-Eleven...Psycho UD knocks the magazine rack over as he comes
through the door.Customers scramble to get copies of Big 'Uns this month featuring
Christy & Morgana!Al hurls snack food and soda cans at Psycho,who grabs a pack
of D batteries and smashes them on Al's head!Bundy stumbles backwards and out of
the door.

Al ducks into a laundrymat.He blinds UD with some laundry detergent in the eyes!
Bundy climbs up on an old Kenmore and launches!Psycho sidesteps and Al crashes
into a dryer door!Al staggers down the street!

Psycho UD grabs Al and flings him through the door of a Blues Club!The patrons grab
Al take him to the stage and give him the mic!Al sings..."I married a monster,her hair
is red,everytime she says,OH AL...I wish that I was dead,I got the blues..."The patrons
try to make Psycho UD sing but he grabs a barstool and signals for everyone to get outta
the way.He swings,Al ducks and UD nails a Bouncer!Nothing but splinters!The Bouncers
throw UD and Bundy out the Blues Club!

Al chases Psycho UD into an All Night Garden Supply!UD grabs a rake!He rakes Al's
face!Al dumps a bag of fertilizer on UD then hits him with a shovel!Lookout Psycho's
got a weedwhacker!He tries to start it but there's no gas,he whips the weedwhacker
at Al,who throws some potted plants!

Both wrestlers run down the street toward the Hog Holler Arena!Al catches Psycho
in the parking garage and slings him into an old Ford Pickup Truck!UD smashes a window
with Al's head!A quick boot to the ****s slows Psycho down.Al runs back into the Arena!

The fans go wild as they see The LGW Champion Al "The Shoe In" Bundy running down the aisle
toward the ring!They go balistic when they see Psycho UD moments later!Al slides into the ring!
Referee Joanie Lee colapses at ringside!Hey who's that running down the ramp?IT'S MS MONRO
and she wearing a Referee's Uniform!This doesn't look good for Al,but she's the Executive Vice
President and this is within her jurisdiction!

Al atempts a press slam but UD overpowers him!
Psycho nails Al with a holding uppercut!
Al comes back with a left jab.
Al puts his hand in his tights and struts.
Al tries a press slam again,but fails.UD is to powerful!
Psycho UD gets Al down and gives him the Leg Stomp!
UD goes for a pin...No,Al kicks out at two!
Psycho UD nails Bundy with his finisher The Powerbomb!
There's a cover...Al gets a shoulder up just in time!
Psycho UD hits Al with a Chokeslam!He covers Bundy and hooks the leg!
Referee Ms Monro counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee Ms Monro calls for the bell...
DING DING DING
Referee Ms Monro raises Psycho UD's hand!
The wiiner of the match and NEW Legends Galaxy Wrestling Champion is Psycho UD!

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Dr B:MONRO!What are you doing!?!?

Ms Monro:The Executive Vice President has to do what The Executive Vice President
has to do!Your LGW Champion and LGW Tag Team Champions are REAL Legends of Wrestling!
Psycho UD,Bruiser Brody and The Berserker "RULE YOUR WORLD" Doc!For now anyway,
those DANG BUNDYS have lost their power here!Well,except Peg...if I have to,I'll take care
of that problem myself!

Dr B:Monro in the Executive Boardroom now!Folks I hope you've enjoyed the HOGZILLA PPV!
We're about out of...

(Screen goes black,credits roll...)

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[darkrider]

Excellent cards Dr.B

[WTIC]

Yepper! Screech is under my full control! *Insert Dr. Evil's evil laugh here*

Hog Holler, Nebraska? Where's Sally the Farmer's Daughter from G.L.O.W. then? ;D

Peggy RULES! She'll take care of that snotty Kelly Monro herself!

Al lost? Oh no! Hope he picked up that issue of Big'Uns! (Now THAT was writing!)

And as for Paris Hilton, she's been banned from the Oscars, don't you know? I'd rather take Kelly Bundy there, hehehhee!

Anyway, great PPV, Dr. B! Lovin' the fed!