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Post by uewdrb on Feb 29, 2008 13:10:49 GMT -5
Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN! episode 25
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Dr B:Welcome to LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!After that HOGZILLA PPV,a lot of our
Regulars are out due to injuries.But,we still have an award winning show in store
for you!In our opener,rivals Hilary and Paris go at it!There's a lot of bad blood!
Let's go to the ring!
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Hilary vs Paris
(Hilary ends it quickly with a viscious clothesline and a rollup)
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Dr B:Hilary wastes no time she...wait a sec,what's Lohan doing here?She slides
in and checks on Paris.Lindsay confronts Hilary.Oh,oh they start shoving!A big
right hand puts Hilary on her keister!Lohan goes for a legdrop,but Hilary gets
out of the way just in time!Security are in,they breakup the fight and escort all
three to the lockerooms.
Ms Monro:What is this "The D List"?Bald Head Britney & Jamie-Lynn taking on
Dreds & Flowerchild???There's a reason we haven't seen these four on LGW/WGW
SPLASHDOWN lately...THEY SU...I mean they're not exactly the best talent on the roster.
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BHB & Jamie-Lynn vs Dreadlocks & Flowerchild
(Dreds went for a back bodydrop,but Jamie-Lynn catches her with a Sunset Flip)
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Ms Monro:Well,Jamie-Lynn wins it.Phhht!That's 'cause she's the only one in there
with any real talent!Now I don't know how this next one got signed.WTIC has been
following Kelly Bundy around for weeks now.Some half wit decided,that if the LGW
Celebrity Champ Screech can beat Kelly's brother "Bumble Bee" Bud,not only will
Screech retain the Celebrity Title...WTIC will win a date with Kelly!What kind of
MORON would...
Dr B:AHEM!I think that moron you're refering to is me!Give me a break,you're
always saying,"DANG BUNDYS" this,"DANG BUNDYS" that!Well,Al lost,NO MA'AM
lost,The Verminators lost and now there's a good chance...
Ms Monro:Uh,Doc you're talking about "Bumble Bee" Bud!He's defeated King Kong
Bundy and Kamala!What makes you think that big goof Screech can beat him???
Dr B:Love Monro,or lust one of the two!
(WTIC approaches the ring leading Screech.He has that big Chess Trophy again.
Screech slides in and WTIC hands him the Chess Trophy.WTIC unscrews the top
of the trophy and shows something to Screech.He's mesmerizing him!Screeh gets
a maniacal look on his face.Old Screech is "Hulking Up"!Bud comes down to ringside
followed by "The Verminator" Kelly Bundy!)
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LGW Celebrity Championship Match
Screech vs "The Bumble Bee" Bud Bundy-If Screech wins,Kelly will go out with WTIC!
(Screech distracts the Referee,while WTIC pummels Bud!He slides out giving Screech
an easy pin)
Screech retains the LGW Celebrity Championship!WTIC gets his date!
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(WTIC rushes to Kelly's side...Someone is climbing over the guardrail!What the...
IT'S,IT'S...MAUDE!)
Maude:You little pervert!I'LL GIVE YOU A DATE WITH KELLY BUNDY!
(Maude grabs WTIC by the ear and drags him kicking and screaming toward the
lockeroom!Jim Powers runs down the ramp and grabs the Chess Trophy!He screws
the top back on and tries to get Screech off of Bud...)
Screech:Hey Cousin Jim...where am I?Hey aren't you Bud Bundy?
Jim Powers:Come on Screech,I'll explain it all to you...let's go.
Kelly Bundy:What?I don't have a date?Who the heck was that old lady anyway???
Dr B:WATDAHEL IS GOING ON HERE?MONRO!!!
Ms Monro:Take it easy,Doc.Aunt Maude will "Straighten Out" that WTIC!She's
gonna help me clean up The LGW/WGW!Okay it's Big Bad Helene vs Stephie-Mac!
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Big Bad Helene vs Stephie-Mac
(Stephie-Mac took a scoop slam,but just when it looked like she was done Stephie-
Mac nailed her opponent with her patented Reverse Elbowdrop and got the pin)
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Ms Monro:"The Boss' Daughter" shows she has skills!Stephie-Mac nailed BBH
with that Reverse Elbowdrop,she made the cover...1-2-3,Stephie-Mac wins this one!
Dr B:Alright,it's time for THE LEGENDS!Farmer Burns vs Bronko Nagurski!One of these
guys will advance in the Catch Wrestling Division!
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Farmer Burns vs Bronko Nagurski - in a Catch Wrestling Match
(Farmer Burns gets a submission win with a Facelock Chickenwing)
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Ms Monro:Those guys are GOOD!Not one punch,no kicking,spitting or gouging!
Now that's wrestling...
Dr B:It's time for our LGW/WGW Main Event!We have the UEW Unified World
Champion!We have the UWE World Champion!It will be Champion vs Champion!
In a cross promotion NON-TITLE Match!This one's for prestige!
("It's All About the GAIN" is heard throughout the Arena!JC Leveque runs down
the ramp and stands on the apron.He takes a swig and spits Evian as the pyros
explode.As the music fades,a spotlight hits the top of the ramp...it's The UEW
Unified World Champion,Real Deal Natale!He raises his Titlebelt and the crowd
goes wild!No music,no pyros,no fanfare...Real Deal makes his way to the ring
in menacing silence.He slides in and imediately gets in Leveque's face!There's
a staredown!Referee San Heyward gets between them while the ring announcements
are made.Referee San Heyward calls for the bell and the match begins!)
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UEW Unified World Champion - Real Deal Natale vs UWE World Champion - JC Leveque
in a NON TITLE Matchup
(Real Deal wastes no time,he catches Leveque with a Snap Suplex rolled him in
an Inside Cradle and got the 3 Count)
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Dr B:Looks like Real Deal is the Champion of Champions!Tune in next week,when
The Rockin' Rebels will wrestle The Mystery Team!WGW Champion Peg Bundy
will be there!So will Celeb Champ Screech!Psycho UD will be in with former champ
Terry Funk!And much,much more here on LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!
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Post by WTIC on Feb 29, 2008 14:44:51 GMT -5
"AUNT Maude"! Classic! Luvin' this stuff from the start! 
Forgot all about the rivalry between Hilary & Lindsay! This could turn out to be interesting! 
"Kelly will be mine!" WTIC has been heard to say as he was escorted (quite rudely, I might add) out of the arena. 
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Post by darkrider on Feb 29, 2008 16:00:46 GMT -5
yes truly a classic. ;D
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Post by uewdrb on Mar 6, 2008 0:39:20 GMT -5
Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN! minisode 1
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Dr B:Welcome to a SPLASHDOWN minisode!3 great matches!Lots of Hard Hitting Action!
First up...a Battle of The Big Guys!GFreak & Hamengku are BIG,MEAN,No Nonsense type
of guys!Let's go to the ring!
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GFreak vs Hamengku
(Hamengku pins GFreak after hitting a flying elbowdrop)
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Ms Monro:That wasn't wrestling that was a fight!It didn't last long,it couldn't the way
them two were connecting with High Impact manuvers!Hamengku wins it with his Flying
Elbowdrop!What a devestating move!That one cleaned GFreak's clock alright!1-2-3 we
got a winner...Hamengku!
(Familiar theme music is heard throughout the Arena.RJJ is at the top of the ramp...)
RJJ:CAN YOU SMMMMEEEELLLL...
Bud:Shut yer piehole Junior!This ain't no WWF-U!This is the LGW and you know what I think?
RJJ:IT DON'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!
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"Bumble Bee" Bud vs Rocky Johnson Jr
(RJJ rolls Bud up after a reverse legsweep and gets the pin)
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Dr B:Well...Bud might've defeated the BIGGEST,but he was just outsmarted by
RJJ!That's a totally LEGIT win!He beat him with wrestling!That's a switch!
Rocky Johnson Jr is your winner!And now it's time for the SPLASHDOWN
minisode Main Event!Coming down to the ring first,it's the challenger from
the great state of Teneessee...MILEY!Her opponent hails from NYC,New York,
she is the current WGW Celebrity Champion,"The Evil Genius" Helen Hunt!!!
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(Due to an over sight,the 1st match in this series is on Friday's card.Back to the Future)
Helen Hunt vs Miley II - WGW Celebrity Title rematch
(It was a long hard fought match.Hunt wins it with a NYC Driver)
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Dr B:Little Miley has nothing to be ashamed of!She took the fight to Helen.But
experience prevailed tonight!Miley threw everything she had at Hunt and,as
the Country Folk would say,"just plumb tuckered herself out".Hunt hit Miley
with a Hammerslam and a NYC Driver.It was accedemic after that!Helen Hunt
retains the WGW Celebrity Championship!We're about outta time seeya on Friday!
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Post by WTIC on Mar 6, 2008 16:54:20 GMT -5
Whoo hoo! More! More!
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Post by uewdrb on Mar 7, 2008 12:10:28 GMT -5
IT'S FRIDAY!TIME FOR THE SHOW!
Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN! episode 26
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Dr B:Welcome to this week's edition of LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!At The HOGZILLA
PPV NO MA'AM lost their power!Al lost the LGW Title,while Griff & Bob Rooney
lost the LGW Tag Titles.Tonight NO MA'AM is in with the 3 Biggest Names in the
business!King Kong Bundy,Abdula and Kamala!
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NO MA'AM (Al,Bob & Griff) vs King Kong Bundy,Abdulla & Kamala
(Griff [with help from Al & Bob Rooney] beats Abdula with a Tombstone Piledriver)
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(NO MA'AM makes a hasty retreat!They've won the match and are smart enough
to not stick around.Al stops at the top of the ramp to taunt the big guys...He takes
off running as the big guys give chase...)
Ms Monro:Oh gees wouldn't you know it...more celebs!Ugh!"Mean Girl" Lindsay
takes on Hilary in a Cage!The Cage is lowered around the ring!No one gets in and
No One gets out!
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"Mean Girl" Lindsay vs Hilary in a Cage
("Mean Girl" Lindsay knocks Hilary down with a Flying Forearm and gets the pin)
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(A trap door pops open and Paris crawls through!It's two on one and Hilary's
already hurt!Lindsay holds Hilary and Paris pounds away!Paris socks Hilary
in the face with her rings!Hilary's a bit wobly but she grabs Paris and pulls her
into the mesh!Lindsay tries to stomp Hilary but she rolls toward the trap door...
As Lindsay and Paris try to attack,someone or SOMETHING pulls them through the
trap door!Hilary closes the trap door so whatever is down there won't get her too!
There is a lot of comotion and screaming,but all of a sudden it's silent...)
Dr B:WHATDAHECK just happened Monro???WATDAHEL is under the ring???
Raise the Cage and get Hilary outta there!
("The Best of Both Worlds" plays and Hannah,I mean Miley runs down to the ring!
The Fans love that Miley!As Miley's music fades...Wild Guitar riffs are heard pyros
explode and the WGW Celebrity Champion Helen Hunt makes her way to the ring.)
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"The Evil Genius" Helen Hunt vs Miley aka Hannah - WGW Celebrity Title Match
(Miley hits a piledriver on the concrete,Hunt is counted out)
Hunt is still The WGW Celebrity Champion
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Miley:Hey Ms Hunt...this little country bumpkin just whooped your so-phis-ti-
cated New York City A_ _,I mean REAR!The cute lil country gal just beat you,
I think that makes me your NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!Bwahahaha!
Robbie Ray:Can it Miley,let's git while the gittin's good!You chomped her like Uncle
Earle chomping dogs at a Weinie Roast!Bud,you could be the next Celebrity Champ!
Ms Monro:What is this an episode of "Hee Haw"?Get yer Counrty Keisters outta
here!We got a show to finish!Now then..The LGW Celebrity Champion Screech is
making his way to the ring.He's acompanied to the ring by Jim Powers!Hey where's
WTIC?Screech seems to be a lot calmer this week.His opponent is Arthur "The Fonz"
Fonzarelli.AYYY!The Fonz comes to the ring on his Harley!YO!AIN'T THAT THING A LITTLE
LOUD!?!?Huh?Aw,just get in the dang ring!
(Paris & Lindsay come wiggling out from under the ring.Their wrists are duct taped
together and there's duct tape over their mouths.They run up the ramp as fast as they
can!Hey there's someone still under there.It's The Olsens!Mary-Kate,Ashley & Lizzy!!!
They are laughing uncontrolably!Like this was all a big joke!)
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Screech Powers vs The Fonz - LGW Celebrity Title Match
(The Fonz hits a Legdrop then rolls Screech up for the threecount)
Fonzie is the NEW LGW Celebrity Champion!
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Dr B:The Fonz is the NEW LGW Celebrity Champion!Fonz helps Screech get up!
(WTIC comes running down the ramp...)
WTIC:Jim what did you do?I told you to...Screech are you alright?
Screech:Hey WTIC,Mr Fonz is the New Celebrity Champion are you gonna manage
him now?Calm down dude you're getting kinda red in the face...
WTIC:ARRGGHH!GEEKS!!!
Prue:Beat it boys...NO ONE cares about you!They want to see the WGW Tag Champs!
Beautiful & SEXY...The Charmed!
(From the top of the ramp...)
Neil:The RRBs are back and we are gonna take what rightfully ours!
Piper:Oh shut it Neil,Don't sing it...BRING IT!
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The Charmed (Piper & Prue) vs The Rockin' Rebels - WGW Tag Title Match
(Piper defeats Robin with a rollover backslide pin)
The Charmed retain the WGW Tag Team Titles!
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(The match is over The Charmed are the Tag Champs!There's two women coming
through the crowd...they stop to talk to Neil.They hop the guardrail and attack!!!
They're going after The Charmed!Prue gets creamed by a spinebuster!Piper takes
a Superkick in the face!Pheobe & Paige run down to the ring,but they are cut off
by the Rockin' Rebels...TX is at the top of the ramp.)
TX:Oh I'm glad you're all here!I told you I would be avenged!I've secured the contracts
of THE LARGEST Tag Team in the Womens Division!First 5'11" from Kansas City,MO!
Big Bad Helene!Her Partner is from Bugtusle,ARK,she stands 7'1" Giant Jayne!!!
Former WWW,UWE and W-UEW Tag Champions...GIGANTUS!
(Gigantus make their way into the ring and start cleaning house!Pheobe gets a facebuster
across BBH's knee!BBH flings her through the ropes!Giant Jayne double chokeslams the
RRBs over the top and onto the concrete!Prue & Piper try to take Giant Jayne by chopping,
kicking and punching her,but nothing seems to hurt this Giant Woman!The unknown team
that Neil brought in are the only ones left in the ring!They look at each other and decide to
slide out.They want nothing to do with these two massive women!)
Dr B:Security!Get em outta here!ALL of them!I WILL deal with you later!What the...who
signed this?Monro?That old lady is gonna get hurt...why'd you...
Ms Monro:Don't worry about Aunt Maude,she can take care of herself!Just watch her go...
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Peg Bundy vs Maude - WGW Title Match
(Bundy hits Maude with a series of holding uppercuts then gets the pin)
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Ms Monro:Hey!WTIC was holding her so she couldn't fight back,then he held her
so she couldn't kickout of that pin!GET THE REF SOME GLASSES!
(Ms Monro charges and bodyblocks WTIC into the Announcers Table!She grabs
him by the hair and slams his face onto the pine!She pulls out the monitor and
shoves WTIC's head into the hole!Meanwhile in the ring Maude is going "Fist & Fire"!
She whips Peg into the ropes,a hard right drops Bundy!Maude jumps on Peg and rolls
her up in a small package and tells the ref to count!UNO-DOS-TRES!If we were in Mexico
Maude would be the champ!)
Ms Monro:WTIC I have had about enough of your tricks!You interfered in a Title match!
Next week it'll be a rematch,Bundy vs Maude...WTIC will be handcuffed to...ME THE EVP,
Ms Monro!I'll take care of you while we have a fair matchup!Up next Brody & The Berserker
defend against The Horsemen!
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Brody & Berserker vs The Horsemen (Tully & Arn) - LGW Tag Title Match
(Tully nails The Berserker with a Flying Elbowdrop and gets the pin)
The Horsemen are the NEW LGW Tag Team Champions!
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Dr B:Tully won it...The Horsemen are the NEW LGW Tag Team Champions!What a
match!And now it's time for the LGW/WGW SPLASH DOWN Main Event!In the Blue
Corner from Memphis TN,the current LGW Champion...PSYCHO UD!!!And in the Red
Corner,from the Great State of Texas...Terry Funk!
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Psycho UD vs Terry Funk - LGW Title Match
(Psycho UD plants Funk with a Chokeslam and gets the threecount)
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Dr B:No controversy there!Psycho UD RULES THE LGW and THE WORLD!
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Post by WTIC on Mar 7, 2008 14:26:25 GMT -5
Another great edition, Dr. B! Yeah, Kelly wants me (Kelly Monro, not Kelly BUNDY)! 
Peg rules, as well as No Ma'am! YAY!
Miley is a spit-fire! Could she be the next champ? Will Paris get revenge? Will Nicole pawn pics of her new baby to fans at ringside? Can Screech win the hand of Lisa Turtle? Will WTIC ever stop being a perv? The answers to these questions and more may or may be answered NEXT TIME! Stay tuned!
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Post by darkrider on Mar 7, 2008 14:32:11 GMT -5
great card dude surprised about Tx's new team. |
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Post by uewdrb on Mar 7, 2008 23:07:25 GMT -5
WTIC:Just wait and see what Ms Monro & Aunt Maude have in store for you!hahaha!
Neil:TX needed oneheluva team to get even with Prue.So I lent him GIGANTUS.This storyline explodes with action next week!
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Post by darkrider on Mar 8, 2008 5:58:07 GMT -5
cool i did the stats for Faith and Menolly. |
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Post by uewdrb on Mar 8, 2008 13:06:38 GMT -5
Neil PM the stats to me!Faith & Mellony may just be the deciding factor in the womens tag team division.
Can you feel the electricity in the air!?!?
uewdrb
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Post by darkrider on Mar 8, 2008 13:08:07 GMT -5
Sure do . |
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Post by uewdrb on Mar 12, 2008 22:47:15 GMT -5
Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN! minisode2
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Barth Gimble:Welcome to SPLASHDOWN minisode 2!We've got a BIG Matchup for
our opener.The Catch Wrestling Champion Farmer Burns takes on "Strangler"
Ed Lewis!No Punching,kicking or gougeing...just REAL Wrestling Action!
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Farmer Burns vs "Strangler" Ed Lewis - Catch Wrestling Championship Match
(Lewis uses a leghook rollup to get the pin)
"Strangler" Ed Lewis is the NEW Catch Wrestling Champion!
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(Farmer Martin Burns shakes Lewis' hand and gives him The Catch Wrestling Title
Belt.Unlike Sports Entertainment these guys show some real Sportsmanship.)
Shaylene Tanner:Well...here we go from The Best of the Best,to anything can happen
here!Hunt and Romano have been in Major Battles over Major Titles.This can go either
way!These two are two of the best in the womens division!
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Helen Hunt vs Christy C Romano - WGW Celebrity Title Match
(Hunt creams Romano with a High Crossbody & gets the pin)
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Barth Gimble:HOLEY!Christy was putting oneheckuva beatdown on Helen,but the
Celebrity Champ manages to turn it around!Hunt dazes Romano climbs to the top,
she nailed Christy with a High Crossbody,hooked the leg and got the pin!Amazing!
Shaylene Tanner:Hey Barth it's Time for our SPLASHDOWN minisode Main Event!
I don't believe this!Ms Monro said she'd take matters into her own hands...Tonight
she teams with her Aunt Maude to take on...The Bundys!
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Ms Monro & Aunt Maude vs The Bundys (Peg & Kelly)
(Peg atempts a back bodydrop,but Ms Monro gets the win with a sunset flip)
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(The Bundys are livid!Peg can't believe she was just outsmarted by the Executive
Vice President Ms Monro!Peg shoves Ms Monro!Kelly ducks a punch,but catches
Maude's boot in the gut!Monro connects with an Uppercut!A headbutt sends Peg
staggering!Kelly leapfrogs Peg and nails Ms Monro with a clothesline!Maude whips
Peg into the turnbuckles and follows her in with a lariat!Peg slumps in the corner!
Maude pulls her tights down and gives Peg a STINKFACE!The fans go wild!Kelly tries
to attack but she gets slammed into the corner and gets a Corner Crush from Monro
and Maude!Kelly slumps,Maude hits a Broncobuster and rides!Maude moves just in time
for Monro to give Kelly a STINKFACE!...)
Dr B:MONRO!CUT IT OUT!Smelling your heineys ain't wrestling!You proud of yourself?
Gees...just run the credits!
(Promotional concideration by the following...)
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Post by WTIC on Mar 13, 2008 12:10:42 GMT -5
As I said last time -- More! More! 
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Post by uewdrb on Mar 14, 2008 12:09:21 GMT -5
Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN! episode 27
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Dr B:Welcome to LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!Anywhere else in the world this 1st
match would be a Main Event!Former LGW champion Al "The Shoe In" Bundy will
be in with former LGW Tag Team champion,Konga from Tonga!
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Al Bundy vs Konga from Tonga - Hardcore Match
(Al "The Shoe In" Bundy beat Konga with a Cookie Pan & got a Knock Out win)
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Dr B:Woo Hoo!Big Al is HARDCORE!He beat Konga senseless with that Cookie Sheet!
EMTs!Get them to the Emergency Medical Area!Let's Go!Alright last week,Hilary
got a beatdown when Paris came through a trapdoor into the Cage!Little did they
know,that there was a surprise under there for them too!
Hilary:You know Paris...we've done some bone headed things in our careers but,
we've never been told NOT to attend a function!Banned from The Oscars?How...
DECLASSE!!!Lindsay I told you keep your nose outta my business!
M-K:Paris!Nicole!Lindsay!Me,Lizzy & Ash were just playing around last week!
The Olsens & Hilary are gonna give you the beatdown of a lifetime!We're gonna...
Ashley:Hey,shutup and get in the ring...
(Paris,Lindsay & Nicole approach the ring.They're dressed like they're gonna
be on a runway not in a ring!They slide in and tug on their nightgowns.Hey they
have their wrestling gear under the dresses!Paris is dressed in Gold,Lindsay's
in Red and Nicole is decked out in black.They grasp each others hands and raise
them high!The Fans are split some are cheering some are booing!Mary-Kate,Ashley
and Hilary raise their hands and get a moderate pop!)
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Paris,Lindsay & Nicole vs The Olsens & Hilary-Elimination Match
1.Hilary eliminates Lindsay with a piledriver on the concrete.Lindsay is counted out
2.Hilary elimintes Nicole with some shots to the ribs & a quick rollup
3.Mary-Kate elimintes Paris with a neckdrop
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(Ashley and Hilary clean house by kicking Nicole & Lindsay through the ropes and
onto the floor!Hilary grasps Paris' arm and slings her into the ropes,MK&A back
bodydrop her onto the concrete!WTIC runs down & tries to see if Paris is alright.
He tries to sneak a kiss on Lindsay,she slaps the taste out his mouth!Oh no!Coming
down the ramp...it's Aunt Maude!)
Maude:You wanna kiss Lindsay?KISS HIM LINDS!
(Lindsay halls back and "kisses" a knuckle sandwich across WTIC's lips!Maude drags
WTIC off by the ears again!Meanwhile,Screech makes his way to the ring accompanied
by his Cousin Jim Powers.Screech gets a Pep Talk from Cousin Jim.)
Jim Powers:Okay Samuel,WTIC doesn't control you anymore.You are your own man!
Go in there and win this one for Samuel Powers!Just give me your best!Ok get in the ring!
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Screech vs Pee Wee
(Pee Wee defeats Screech with a Pee Wee Powerdrop)
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Screech:Ow!That hurt.Oh Pee Wee...
(Pee Wee walks over to Screech...Powers extends his hand.The Fans yell "DON'T DO IT!"
Screech shakes his hand...then nails him with a kneelift and a forearm across the back!)
Jim Powers:Whoa calm down!That's it breathe...in and out,in and out...
(Screech helps Pee Wee get up,then gives him a Spinebuster and a legdrop.Jim grabs Screech
to make sure he doesn't sneak attack Pee Wee again.)
Dr B:Get him outta here!I mean it!Get Pee Wee some Medical Attention.Okay The Rockin' Rebels
wanted a match on tonight's card,well most of the Tag Teams are still laid up...but I did manage
to sign The Mystery Team!They came high recomended from Ultimate Extreme Wrestling International!
Neil:What some unknown team from some foreign country South of the Border?
Do they have Green Cards Doc?Did they climb over the fence or crawl under?
The RRBs don't care,we're gonna give you two a wrestling lesson that you will
NEVER forget!
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The Rockin' Rebels vs The Mystery Team
(The Mystery Team wins it with a dropkick from the top)
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Dr B:There's little doubt as to who The Mystery Team is now.After hitting a
rope assist legdrop,a hurrakinrana and a dropkick from the top there's only
ONE team they could be.They rip off their masks...it's THE BRAZILIANS!!!
(A huge brawl ensues!Both teams are holding their ground!Ramona levels
Regina with a running lariat!Blonde Brazilian throws Robin off the top turnbuckle!
That's a good 15 feet onto CONCRETE!Wrestlers,Security and LGW/WGW Officials
seperate the two teams!Blonde Brazilian breaks loose and nails Ramona with some
shots to the face!Robin was about to hit Regina but stops in her tracks...)
Dr B:CUT IT OUT!!!NEIL CALL YOUR TEAM OFF!!!NOW!TAKE EVERYONE IN THE BACK!!!
Ms Monro:Last week The Fonz beat Screech to become the LGW Celebrity Champion!
His opponent tonight is former Tag champ "The Handyman" Bob Rooney!DANG NO MA'AMS!
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The Fonz vs "The Handyman" Bob Rooney - LGW Celebrity Title Match
(The Fonz gets a submission win with an Aikido Armlock)
The Fonz is the LGW Celebrity Champion!
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Ms Monro:I like that Fonz!He got a submission win with an Aikido Armlock!Okay...
TX:TURN ON ME WILL YOU!?!?FIRE ME WILL YOU?!?!Charmed...you're gonna have to
be Charmed to NOT get hurt in this one!GIGANTUS have been smashing and breaking
things all afternoon,practicing so they have just the right bone snapping power to
use on YOU!!!
Ms Monro:TX!!!
Dr B: No let him go Monro...
TX:Uh...thanks Doc.I brought you to the Gold and still I wasn't good enough for you Prue!
Tonight GIGANTUS is gonna...just ring the bell Doc...
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The Charmed (Prue,Piper,Pheobe & Paige) vs GIGANTUS (Big Bad Helene & Giant Jayne)
4 on 2 Elimination Match
1.Giant Jayne eliminates Prue with a Giant Swing
2.Big Bad Helene eliminates Piper with a fireman's carry slam & a pin
3.Giant Jayne crushes Pheobe with a Rockbottom
It's 2 on 1 Paige vs GIGANTUS!
4.Paige gets thrown out of the ring with a Giant Swing.Paige is injured and cannot
continue,GIGANTUS wins the match!
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TX:PRUE!!!Just one thing before you leave with your tails between your legs...
You see,you should've read the fine print.If you did ,you'd know that not only
did GIGANTUS beat the H-E-L-L outta you,but because neither of them were
eliminated,they are now the WGW Tag Team Champions!You want these belts?
COME GET 'EM!But if all 4 of you couldn't beat them.How are 2 of you,any 2
gonna beat them!It's there in black & white!It's all legal.Take the mic,I've said
what I had to say...
Ms Monro:Okay this is the match that I've been waiting for!
(Security drags WTIC over and handcuffs him to Ms Monro."Love & Marriage" plays
and Peg Bundy and her entourage make their way to the ring.Referee Joanie Lee makes
Al,Marcy,Kelly,Jefferson and Griff leave the ringside area."Lady Godiva was a Freedom
Rider..."Lights swirl around the Arena and a lone figure saunters down to the ring!What an
entrance!Maude climbs into the ring and Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell...)
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Peg Bundy vs Maude - WGW Title Match WTIC handcuffed to Ms Monro
(Maude KOs Peg with an overhand right and gets the pin)
Maude is the NEW WGW Champion!
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(Maude grabs the WGW Title Belt from the Timekeepers table.She walks over and
unlocks the handcuffs.She signals Kelly Bundy...but before she gets there we hear
two sets of cuffs click shut.It's Paris and Lindsay!Maude locks Kelly to his other
arm!WTIC is handcuffed to Paris,Lindsay and Kelly!They're SLAPPING & SCRATCHING!
It's turning into a real catfight and WTIC is smack in the middle of it!Maude & Ms Monro
laugh loudly as they make their way to the back.)
Neil:Where'd everybody go?Doc?Ms Monro?Well then...I'm your NEW Announcer Neil
and it's Time for the LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN Main Event!Psycho UD,the LGW Champion
takes on former LGW Tag champ Mr " Shoehorn O' Plenty" Griff!Let's go to...
Dr B:HEY!That's my line...let's go to the ring!Good job Neil...
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Psycho UD vs "Mr Shoehorn O' Plenty" Griff
(In a long hard fought match,Griff hits with a hard right and rollup)
"Mr Shoehorn O' Plenty" Griff is the NEW LGW Champion!
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(Ms Monro & Maude appear on the Ultitron...)
Ms Monro:DANG NO MA'AMS!!!
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Post by darkrider on Mar 14, 2008 14:32:50 GMT -5
Nice card i even got in some air time to boot yay for me. |
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Post by WTIC on Mar 14, 2008 18:13:30 GMT -5
No more kisses from Lindsay for me, that's for sure!
WTIC in the middle of a catfight? If heaven ain't like that, I don't wanna go! Hehhehehehe!
Maude wins? Well, she's sure a tough cookie huh?
Screech is on the loose and he's WILD!
And Griff saves the day for NO MA'AM, all right!
BTW, Neily doesn't need anymore air-time!! LOL! ;D Great card, Dr. B., and thanks for the PM pep talk!
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Post by uewdrb on Mar 14, 2008 23:37:50 GMT -5
WTIC:Hey Neily got some legit air time,he didn't steal the mic once in that episode.So as a Manager you're managing to get into all kinds of trouble with the girls and Aunt Maude...and you thought being handcuffed to Ms Monro was a good thing.hahaha!Maude did try to set you and Kelly up for that date,but Paris & Lindsay had to butt in...well that's Sports Entertainment!
Just wait and see what happens in the next couple of weeks...
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Post by KellyMonro007 on Mar 17, 2008 1:01:36 GMT -5
I was away for the past few weeks but it is good to see that you are still going strong, Dr B!
I'll create a card soon and post it so you can use it if you like.
Good to see more characters involved.
Kelly
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Post by uewdrb on Mar 17, 2008 19:20:50 GMT -5
Me going strong?Ms Monro & Aunt Maude are cleaning up the LGW/WGW!Wait till you see this week's matches!
ATTENTION:I am thinking about doing a Fan Based promotions page on my UEW site.It could be COTG/LOW based,Wrestling Sim based,even results of your XBox or Playstation.It could also be totally made up and written by you and your friends.Please ***BLEEP*** the swearing,no sexual storylines.If you don't see it on TV then you won't see it here.Try to keep the violent parts from getting to gory & graphic.PM me for more details.
Oh Kelly time to resurrect AWE again...
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