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Post by darkrider on Jul 27, 2008 4:53:18 GMT -5
Yes get well soon in the meantime watch for my next card.
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Post by KellyMonro007 on Jul 28, 2008 0:15:17 GMT -5
You are The Man, Dr B! I am sure your juices are flowing and you are biting at the bit to do more of your famed lunacy! And you should know that we are all waiting with baited breath for each show.
Your #1 Fan,
Kelly
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Post by uewdrb on Jul 30, 2008 11:42:41 GMT -5
LGW/WGW Wednesday Night Wrestling episode 20
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Shaylene Tanner:Welcome to LGW/WGW Wednesday Night Wrestling! Now this is an odd one,a Bounty Hunter taking on a former LGW and WNW champ!It's Psycho UD vs The Dog!
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Psycho UD vs Dog the Bounty Hunter (Dog pins Psycho UD after giving him the Dog Stomp)
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Barth Gimble:I don't believe it Dog stomped a mudhole in The Psycho! Doc!This guy deserves a Titleshot...any title!He just made quick work of a 3 time champion!
Shaylene Tanner:This next match is for the WNW Womens Tag Titles! The Champions,The Daughters of Paine put the belts on the line against... MUSCLE,ODB & Beth TBH!This will be a PHYSICAL matchup!
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DOP vs MUSCLE (ODB & Beth TBH)-WNW Womens Tag Title Match 1.Beth TBH uses a Spinebuster to defeat Vicki Paine 2.Beth TBH hits a Powerslam and pins Vicki Paine MUSCLE are the NEW WNW Womens Tag Champions
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Barth Gimble:MUSCLE blows The DOP out!Two straight falls!Beth TBH "MANHANDLES" Vicki Paine!A spinebuster won her the 1st fall!The beating didn't stop,Beth TBH kept after Vicki between rounds,then nailed her with a powerslam to win the WNW Womens Tag Titles!
Beth TBH:Nothing personal DOPs...ODB and me we had something to prove! We ARE THE BEST team...and that goes for the WNW and the WGW!International Stars...me and ODB are just a 3 count away from taking your titles too!
Shaylene Tanner:Oh hush up!Take it in the back!We've got a REAL Champion next!The WNW Womens Champion,Futura defends against "The Glamazon" Pheonix!Both are good technical wrestlers.They really know their way around "The Squared Circle"!
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Futura vs Pheonix-WNW Womens Title Match (Futura pins Pheonix after a flying elbow) Futura retains the WNW Womens Title!
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Barth Gimble:Woo!Futura uses a flying elbow to take Pheonix out!Futura's gonna be the WNW Womens Champ for a long ti me to come!
Shaylene Tanner:What a show it's been...it's time for the WNW Main Event! A few weeks back The Giant won the WNW Title,he lost it to El Gigante a week later,but then came back to regain the Title!Tonight his opponent is "The Animal" Batista!He's not as big,but Batista matches The Giant in power! He may also have a speed advantage!This is your WNW Main Event...
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The Giant vs Batista-WNW Title Match (A Batista Bomb takes The Giant down.Batista gets the pin) Batista is the NEW WNW Champion!
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Barth Gimble:HOLEY!He just Batista Bombed a 400 lbs Giant!Batista is the NEW WNW Champion!The Giant is hurt!He may be out awhile because of that Batista Bomb!Only in the LGW/WGW!See you on Houseshow and on Friday for LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!
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Post by darkrider on Jul 30, 2008 12:17:58 GMT -5
Mr. Neily enters the building dragging behind him Steven Q Urkel.
Mr. Neily" I dont know if this is the right place but i'm returning this useless piece of junk."
Mr. Neily knocks down Steven Q Urkel and then turns around and leaves.
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Post by WTIC on Jul 30, 2008 21:46:56 GMT -5
Great fight card, Dr. B! Good to see your fed is back and running!! YAY! Bounty Hunters RULE!
Neily, you know you still have to pay Steven Q for the remainder of his contract, right? ;D
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Post by uewdrb on Jul 31, 2008 0:33:16 GMT -5
WTIC & Neil - You guys are a riot!That's so in the spirit of the feds.I'm typing a bit better.Hopefully I can keep LGW/WGW going.I gotta say Neil is doing a great job.I'm always surprised by his results.BTW never send a nerd to do a man's work.Urkman in a handicap match...and there has to be a good reason in th overall storyline. I'm mystified...
Dog beat Psycho UD!I couldn't beilieve that!The card play pretty strong.
uewdrb
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Post by KellyMonro007 on Jul 31, 2008 4:14:09 GMT -5
Congratulations to Dog. That has to be a major upset. And Neily, you are getting as nutty as Dr B! Kelly
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Post by darkrider on Jul 31, 2008 4:42:59 GMT -5
WTIC yeah i know Urkel will be getting his pay. Dr .B Soug is the leader of the SWO and they plan on taking over. Kelly Thanks for the compliment.
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Post by uewdrb on Aug 1, 2008 11:19:19 GMT -5
LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN episode 45
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Dr B:WELCOME TO LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!We've have Special Guest returning to us after about a year's abscence.I am personally appointing my friend Hardbody Holly as the LGW/WGW's Commisioner!Not only that but, tonight you're gonna see her in the ring against her old nemesis...Beulah! But first we have a GRUDGE Match! WTIC will step in "The Squared Circle" with Bud Bundy!Hey look Paris is accompanying Bud to the ring!This could get nasty,for old WTIC...and not in a good way...
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WTIC vs Bud Bundy -Grudge Match (WTIC wins by countout when Bud can't make it back to the ring after he took a piledriver on the floor)
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(WTIC tries to make a quick exit but is stopped by Paris. She hauls back and lets him have it with her rings!WTIC staggers up the ramp holding his jaw.Beulah has a good laugh as she passes WTIC on her way t the ring...)
Ring Announcer:And now returning to the ring after 11 months of inactivity...the NEW Commisioner... HARDBODY HOLLY!!!Her opponent one of the Elite Rulebreakers,she's big and she's bad...BEULAH!
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Hardbody Holly vs Beulah 1.Beulah gets the pin after a shoulderblock 2.HBH pins Beulah after a T-Bone Suplex 3.HBH uses a Sunset Flip to get the pin
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Ms Monro:What a win...what the?Beulah's shaking HBH's hand!Now that's respect! Up next The International Stars put their WGW Tag Titles on the line against...oh my! The Bitchslappers!
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International Stars (Star & Jo Starr) vs The Bitchslappers (Juliette & Shannen) - WGW Tag Title Match (Juliette uses a left/right combination to knock Star down then gets the pin) The Bitchslappers are the NEW WGW Tag Champions!
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Dr B:The Bitchslappers just totally blew out The Internmational Stars!Juliette & Shannen are the NEW WGW Tag Team Champions!Alright,speaking of Tag Teams...The Hardys are here and they're ready to defend their titles against The Warrior and Goldberg!Now there's a team you won't see anywhere else...
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The Hardys vs Golden Warriors (The Warrior & Goldberg) - LGW Tag Title Match (Jeff Hardy wins it with a Whisper in the Wind) The Hardys are the LGW Tag Champions!
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(Goldberg goes balistic!The Warrior "dropped the ball"!Worse because of his ego he didn't even tag Goldberg in!Wait...Goldberg hits The Spear!He gets The Warrior up...he's holding,he's holding...JACKHAMMER!)
Commisioner HBH:Looks like the makings of a hot feud!I know I'd like to see Goldberg vs The Warrior! Okay,The WGW Champion,High Rolla is here!Her opponent is the infamous Harlene Davidson!These are two of the best in the business!
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High Rolla vs Harlene Davidson - WGW Title Match (High Rolla destroys Harlene with a Spinebuster and got the pin) High Rolla is the WGW Champion!
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Ms Monro:I told you we were here to "clean up" the Fed...High Rolla just beat one of the most notorious rulebreakers...Harlene Davidson!She did it in just under 10 minutes!MUSCLE are unstoppable!!!High Rolla retains the WGW Title.
Commisioner HBH:It's time Ms Monro,for the LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN Main Event!Nikita will put his LGW Title on the line against the current UWE Champion...JC Leveque!
*************************************************** Nikita vs JC Leveque - LGW Title Match (Nikita wins with a throat drop on rope and a pin) Nikita is the LGW Champion! ***************************************************
(Nikita slides out and grabs the LGW and the UWE Titlebelts!The UWE Title was not on the line! Leveque gets right up in Nikita's face!They stand toe to toe!Neither backing down!Nikita cracks a smile...)
Nikita:Ja to eh tah...how you say...Leveque GREATEST shampeeon UWE!Nikita GREATEST shampeeon LGW!Leveque you wretle Nikita good match!You are great shampeeon!
Dr B:Hey speak english!We don't speak no Lithuanian or Ukraianian or Croatian or whatever the heck you're speaking!Take your belts and get the heck outta here before Leveque gets the mic and starts talking that Canadian!
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Post by WTIC on Aug 1, 2008 11:52:24 GMT -5
Ouch! Paris, you knocked out a couple of fillings! You will be hearing from my dentist!
Warrior vs Goldberg? What a great SCIENTIFIC match that'll be, huh? ;D
I have it on good authority that Nikita was actually speaking Klingonese!
BTW, you can't say "Bitchslappers" here!
Thanks for the Friday Fix of LGW!
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Post by darkrider on Aug 1, 2008 12:22:19 GMT -5
Welcome back Dr. B. Missed see your fed. ;D
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Post by uewdrb on Aug 1, 2008 14:32:21 GMT -5
WTIC- Paris womped ya,but WTIC was victorious.Warrior vs Goldberg I can see all the posing,face making and animalistic growling.Klingonese...wait let me get my trusty Klingon translator!(I actually had one.Pretty clever,the programmer made it so when you write something in,it would say it backward.Not exactly Klingon but clever.It took me awhile to figure out what it was doing.No B****slappers?I'll have to use their stable name The Elite Rulebreakers.(But that's such a cool team name,,,)
Neil - Good to be back!Can't wait for WCW's next card.
uewdrb
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Post by uewdrb on Aug 6, 2008 1:59:41 GMT -5
LGW/WGW Wednesday Night Wrestling episode 21
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Shaylene Tanner:It's time for LGW/WGW Wednesday Night Wrestling!We're starting out with an impromtu Title Match!The match was to be WTIC versus Macho King Savage!Macho King was so confident he could beat Celeb Trainer WTIC,that he put his "King of Wrestling" Title on the line!
Barth Gimble:"King of Wrestling"?What next?Is Hacksaw gonna come out and start shouting,"HO!"?We're really reaching now...
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WTIC vs Macho King Savage - For the Defunct "King of Wrestling" Title 1.MachoKing takes the 1st fall with a crossbody block 2.WTIC wins the 2nd fall with a Superfly Deathleap 3.Macho King takes a beating but decides to continue,WTIC gets the win using a Mandible Claw WTIC takes the "Burger King" crown and the cheap costume department robe. He is the "King of Wrestling" KING WTIC!ALL HAIL THE KING!
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Barth Gimble:I don't believe this...we gotta call this guy King?Oh brother! WTIC is stylin' & profilin' with his "Burger King" crown!The fans are cheering. I can't believe they'd give him this much praise because he won a long defunct "company" title.Get real this ain't the WWF-U!
Shaylene Tanner:The WNW Womens Tag Titles are on the line next!MUSCLE destroyed The DOP last week can they do it again this week?Their opponents are Hyapatia from the ERBs and JLD from the Julias!
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MUSCLE (ODB & Beth TBH) vs JLD & Hyapatia-WNW Womens Tag Title Match 1.JLD takes the 1st fall with a Slam Dunk Faceslam 2.Hyapatia wins the match with an Indian Dance Slam! JLD & Hyapatia are the NEW WNW Womens Tag Team Champions!
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Shaylene Tanner:SHUTOUT!Two straight falls!JLD & Hyapatia are that DANG GOOD! They are the NEW WNW Womens Tag Champions!Speaking of Champions...Futura is here!Our WNW Womens Champion takes on Mercedez Martinez!This should be good!
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Futura vs Mercedez Martinez-WNW Womens Title Match (Futura puts Martinez away with a Seatle Splash) Futura retains the WNW Womens Title!
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Barth Gimble:Futura don't waste no time!She don't work by the hour!In under 10 minutes Futura retains the WNW Womens Title!
Shaylene Tanner:It's time for the WNW Main Event!It will be Batista vs Psycho UDfor the WNW Championship!
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Batista vs Psycho UD-WNW Title Match (Psycho UD wins it with an airplane spin and a waistlock slam) Psycho UD is the WNW Champion!
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Barth Gimble:Winning the WNW Title is one thing,holding on to it is quite another thing!Batista beat THE Biggest,baddest champion that the WNW has ever seen, when he beat The Giant!Psycho UD shows us why he's been the WNW Champion 4 Times!Batista never had a chance!Psycho UD went right at him,didn't give him a chance to put together any kind of offense!
Psycho UD:PSYCHO UD...
The Fans:RULES THE WORLD!
Dog TBH:Hey I beat you last week!How come I didn't get a titleshot!!?!?
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Post by darkrider on Aug 6, 2008 4:44:37 GMT -5
Great stuff bro. look for some of these guys(gals) in the W.C.W sometime.
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Post by WTIC on Aug 6, 2008 13:56:38 GMT -5
"King WTIC"? How cool is that?
Psycho U.D. rules the world again? How cool is that?
Splashdown back on Wednesday? How cool is that?
My new "Saw 5" avatar? How cool is that? ;D
Great read, Dr. B! Can't wait till Friday!
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Post by uewdrb on Aug 6, 2008 20:00:45 GMT -5
WTIC - How cool is that?Very...hahaha!Especially the new avitar! Friday's matches will make you guys scream and shout...maybe not!
uewdrb
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Post by darkrider on Aug 7, 2008 4:28:53 GMT -5
Cant wait. Keep a eye open for the next W.C.W card. A small card but action packed.
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Post by uewdrb on Aug 8, 2008 13:43:13 GMT -5
LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN episode 46
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Commisioner HBH:Welcome to LGW/WGW Splashdown! We've got a great card tonight!Up 1st it's Skater vs Gymnast! Tonya Harding takes on "American Sweetheart" Marylou!
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Tonya Harding vs Marylou-Skater vs Gymnast (Marylou pins Harding with a Reverse Roll-up)
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Dr B:That gymnastic agility pays off in this one Holly!Tonya didn't know what hit her!Marylou hit some high impact moves, then got Tonya in a Reverse Roll-up!1 2 3 that's all she wrote!
Commisioner HBH:We got a couple of my favorites up next! The ERBs are quite talented,even though they lean more to Rulebreaking!They put up their WGW Tag Titles against a new team.Former Tag champ Mosher Girl teams with her new partner Slam Danzer from Japan!You know Doc,those two just look dangerous!The schoolgirl dresses,the army boots, the racoon eyes mascara!They look pretty mean!
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ERBs (Juliette & Shannen) vs Mosher Girl & Slam Danzer-WGW Tag Title Match 1.Shannen hits a Charm and gets the pin 2.Mosher wins the 2nd fall with an Army Boots Stage Dive 3.Slam Danzer wins the match with her Zig Zag Slam Mosher & Slammer are the NEW WGW Tag Champions!
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Dr B:Doggone!That Slam Danzer is tough!Mosher & Slammer are the NEW Tag Champions!They really came to fight!They upset a World Class Tag Team!
Comissioner HBH:Now this is what I call a Match!The current WGW Champion High Rolla is in with the 4 Time WGW champ, Blonde Brazilian!Power vs Speed & Agility!
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High Rolla vs Blonde Brazilian-WGW Title Match 1.Blonde Brazilian wins the 1st fall with a Slingshot Legdrop 2.The 2nd fall goes to High Rolla,The Brazilian was counted out 3.Blonde Brazilian wins the match with a Spinning Plancha! Blonde Brazilian has won her 5th WGW Championship!
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Comissioner HBH:Blonde Brazilian shuts out High Rolla!The Brazilian has just won her 5th WGW Championship by beating the unbeatable!This is why Blonde Brazilian IS the best in this or any other Federation!High Rolla tries to sneak attack The Brazilian,but she sidesteps and High Rolla's momentum carries her into the ringsteps!Blonde Brazilian grabs the WGW titlebelt and holds it high as she makes her way up the ramp!The Fans are mixed,some are cheering,but High Rolla's fans are booing loudly!
Ms Monro:I can't believe this!HIGH ROLLA!You dropped the ball!How are we gonna show our supremacy if we don't own the WGW Title?!?!
High Rolla:What do you want from me?She's held more titles than anyone!5 WGW Titles, 2 WGW Tag Titles,25 WWW Titles...the list goes on!I'm not saying I can't beat her,I'm just saying she was better than me tonight!If I don't beat Blonde Brazilian the next time we meet, whether it's for the WGW Title or not,I WILL leave the WGW!
Dr B:Okay,okay get it signed,No Count Outs,No DQs,No Time Limit!We have a GRUDGE match next!The Warrior and his inflated ego dropped the ball last week in a Tag Title Match. Goldberg wants some revenge!Goldberg...Warrior...lets go to the ring!
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Goldberg vs The Warrior-Grudge Match (After a back and forth physical match Goldberg gets the win with a Spear)
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Comissioner HBH:Woo Hoo!Goldberg hit that Spear with some authority!He didn't even need to use the Jackhammer!Goldberg gets the...hey lookout!Warrior rams Goldberg's head into the ringpost!Goldberg turns around and he looks mad!Knee to the sternum!Goldberg roars and Spears The Warrior into the guardrail!He gets him up...he's holding...JACKHAMMER on the floor! Goldberg gets The Warrior in a Sharpshooter!The Ref tries to make him release the hold,Goldberg refuses!He trying to do permanent damage to The Warrior!The wrestlers come flying out of the back and try to seperate the two wrestlers!Goldberg breaks loose and nails The Warrior with a forearm! Security grabs Goldberg and hauls him back!The wrestlers drag The Warrior to the lockeroom!!!
Ms Monro:Okay if all this fighting is done with...We have a BIG LGW/WGW Main Event!It's 6'5 Nikita taking on The Giant,7 feet of The Giant!
(The Giant runs down to the ring!He let's out a loud roar and make the Chokeslam sign!The fans go balistic!The crowd erupts when the LGW Champion Nikita hits the ramp!The Giant doesn't want to wait! He steps over the top rope and meets Nikita in the aisle!Nikita stomps on The Giants foot,then rams his head into the post!Nikita slides in and stands tall in the middle of the ring!)
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Nikita vs The Giant-LGW Title Match (The Giant manhandles Nikita and gets the pin after squashing Nikita with a Corner Crush) The Giant is the NEW LGW Champion!
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Dr B:GET THE EMTs IN THERE!Yeah get Nikita outta the ring!Go!
(The EMTs put Nikita on the gurney.The Giant climbs outta the ring and nails Nikita with a Double Axehandle! The gurney goes down!The EMTs are scrambling!The Giant has gone nuts!Dr B calls out Khali,Shohi Baba, John Studd,Ron Reis and The Yeti!They're the only one's big enough to control The Giant!They grab him.but The Giant shrugs them off!Khali tackles him and the rest dogpiles him!PHZZT! Screen goes black,credits roll...)
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Post by KellyMonro007 on Aug 8, 2008 17:03:06 GMT -5
Man, I love how the Giant is just one angry and hungry man! I hope he can keep it up.
And the Blonde Brazilian has always been TOUGH! She may have won around 30 titles, but that means one thing - she has lost around 30 times!
Kelly Monro AW-Pro Promoter
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Post by WTIC on Aug 8, 2008 18:58:30 GMT -5
Good match-ups, Dr. B! Tonya vs MaryLou is something I wouldn't have ever thought of!
The Giant running? Never thought I would see that! ;D
Goldberg was unstoppable! Could be tough to beat in the future!
Thanks for posting yet another awesome fight card!
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