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Post by WTIC on Jun 27, 2008 19:07:57 GMT -5
Good card, Dr. B! Paris will get over being mad at me, I am sure. 
Hogan needs to worry more about his family life right now instead of worrying about work, LOL! ;D
Nikita rolls on! Are you going to bring in Magnum as his manager? That would be cool! 
BTW, my head hurts! Gotta get me some Advil...
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Post by uewdrb on Jun 27, 2008 21:15:09 GMT -5
Hogan's family is way outta control!Lock Nick up he's a MENACE!Brooke SOLD OUT,but she's still not popular,either you got it or you don't!I heard Linda left Mr Bollea too.What a life huh?This Jabroni "Knows Best"?
I don't think so...
Magnum as Nikita's Manager...I have a Magnum card sonewhere.I could do a Super Powers thing with Nikita,Magnum TA and Dusty Rhodes.In fact Magnum and Dusty vs UTaker & Vader would be pretty cool!
Super Powers could be the new dominate force in the LGW!
Yeah,boy Bud was pretty ticked off cause he lost to the Celebrity Trainer.How about posting stats for WTIC the Wrestler?
uewdrb
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Post by WTIC on Jun 27, 2008 22:44:53 GMT -5
Um, WTIC the WRESTLER? If I came up with the card, it would be UBER-stacked! ;D
On second thought, gimme a day or two and I will have one for ya!
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Post by uewdrb on Jul 2, 2008 3:50:32 GMT -5
LGW/WGW Wednesday Night Wrestling episode 18
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WTIC's Bikini Contest Finals
Barth Gimble:Kate Beckinsale and Granny parade around the ring.The fans roar
for Kate!Granny gets a small pop.It's obvious the fans want Kate to win!Hey,Kelly Bundy and Jed Clampett are coming to the ring!Find something to hide behind
Jed has his Squirrel Gun!)
Jed Clampett:WTIC!Say what kinda name is that?It sounds like the name of one
of them Telly-Vision Staions!This youngin' Kelly says you fixed this contest and
that you're only being nice to Granny to get her money!
(Jed cocks his rifle.Bud Bundy hops the guardrail.Paris is at the top of the ramp
she's holding a Baseball Bat!Jed's nephew Jethro aka "Deathrow" Bodine grabs
WTIC and tosses him into the ring!This is turning into a Lumberjack Match.WTIC's
enemies have surrounded the ring.WTIC shows the fans he has guts!He's not backing down!Bodine clubs him over the back!WTIC comeback with a knee in the midsection!"Deathrow" & WTIC are going blow for blow!A big right hand knocks WTIC through the ropes and onto the floor!Granny stomps a mudhole in WTIC!
Paris wumps him a couple of time with the bat!Bud grabs him and tosses him back in the ring!Mulekick by Jethro,WTIC staggers then takes a nosedive!Paris goes to the top and connects with a moonsault!Kelly Bundy is in she hits WTIC with a Verminator!Granny brains him with her signature Arkansas Bulldog!WTIC crawls
into the corner.Hey a traps door opens,a bright light emulates out of the hole!Someone or something pulls WTIC into the light!The trap door slams shut!"Deathrow" tries to get it open but fails...)
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Shaylene Tanner:What just happened?Did we get an official winner in the Bikini Contest?What happened to WTIC?Who or what is under the ring?I guess we'll find out...sometime in the future.Okay in our 1st Official Match Helen Hunt takes on Cameron Dias,the WGW Celebrity Title is on the line!
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Helen Hunt vs Cameron Dias - WGW Celebrity Title Match
(Hunt uses a hair assist reverse ddt to stop Cameron.Hunt gets the pin)
Helen Hunt is the WGW Celebrity Champion!
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Barth Gimble:GET AWAY FROM ME!
Helen Hunt:Come on Barth,gives us a little kissy!
Barth Gimble:Oh no!You're a nut case!
(Hunt makes a sad face and turns to head up the ramp,she turns back quickly
Barth hides under the Announcer's table!Hunt laughs as she walks up the ramp!)
Shaylene Tanner:You can come out now Barth she's gone!In our WNW Semi Final Match it's Opie vs Al Bundy!Last week Opie took the fight to Al and won the LGW Celebrity Championship!Al wants "his" Title Belt back!
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Opie vs Al "The Shoe In" Bundy - LGW Celebrity Title Rematch
(Al kicks Opie's rear and gets the pin)
Al Bundy is the NEW LGW Celebrity Champion!
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Barth Gimble:Al kicks Opie in the backside,Opie smashes head first into the turnbuckle,falls backward Al jumped on him 1-2-3 we have a NEW LGW Celebrity Champion!Al is "The King" once more!
Shaylene Tanner:In our WNW Main Event we have "THE VALLEY OF THE GIANTS MATCH" 5 of THE biggest guys in the business ever!Ranging in height from 7'0" to
7' 4",I mean these guys are BIG all over 400 pounds!Can The Giant hold on to the WNW Title?Let's go to the ring!
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The Giant vs Khali vs Giant Baba vs El Gigante vs Andre - WNW Title Match
1.El Gigante eliminates Giant Baba with a Chokeslam
2.El Gigante suplexes Andre then pins him
3.El Gigante defeats Khali with a Chokelift
4.El Gigante Chokeslams The Giant and gets the pin
El Gigante is the NEW WNW Champion!
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Barth Gimble:Well I am speechless!I didn't expect this!El Gigante...Jorge Gonzalez is the NEW WNW Champion!He eliminated everyone!Jorge shines tonight!The Big guy from Argentina has his 1st Major Title!Tune in tomorrow for Houseshow and on Friday for LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!
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Post by darkrider on Jul 2, 2008 5:12:38 GMT -5
Great mini card Dr. B. Love the bikini contest.
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Post by WTIC on Jul 2, 2008 13:36:04 GMT -5
GREAT ending to the Bikini match! El Gigante wins? Wow, your fed is unpredictable! Whoo hoo! 
Al Bundy rules the world again, huh? How cool is that? 
BTW, I think I need medical attention! ;D
WTIC
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Post by uewdrb on Jul 2, 2008 17:27:56 GMT -5
WTIC - Wait till Friday,WTIC has to wrestle a former World Champion,who's making his com back after not being in the ring for nearly 10 years.
El Gigante...My hat's off to whoever created that card!It's Legit!He beat Giant Baba,Andre,Khali and The Giant!All with holds that only a Giant could pull off against these guys!I'm as surprised as anyone,I was pulling for The Giant or Giant Baba!The Giant gets a return match next week.
Al is always just one dirty tactic away from any Title!hahaha!I think Al might be the most successful wrestler in the LGW!
BTW,WTIC was lucky that some of his Celebrity Friends were there to save him by pulling into the light.
uewdrb
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Post by uewdrb on Jul 4, 2008 3:21:04 GMT -5
LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN episode 44
Special 4th of July Independence Day Wrestling Spectacular
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(Pre-show meeting in the Executive Boardroom.Dr B meets privately with Celeb Trainer WTIC)
Dr B:This is the only way man...they wanna lynch you out there!You've lost a lotta points with the fans.
Don't they get that it's just a show?I'll convince everyone to let me handle things.I beat the begeebers
outta you and send you dejected & broken back to the lockeroom.
WTIC:You think they'll buy that stuff?Those people take things so seriously.Gees...
(The lights swirl around the Arena and come to a stop on Ms Monro.)
Ms Monro:Welcome to our LGW/WGW Special 4th of July Independence Day Wrestling Spectacular
On WNW,Celebrity Trainer WTIC got a lot of people a bit "ticked" to put it nicely.Dr B had a meeting
with Jed,Granny,Jethro,Bud,Kelly and Paris.They agreed to let LGW/WGW owner Dr B handle the
matter.So Doc got VP OK Kid to sign our opener.It'll be Dr B vs WTIC!Doc hasn't been the ring for
years.But don't count him out,he did hold the Ultimate Extreme Wrestling Title 5 times,10 years ago.He
still the Technical Knowledge,but at this age he may not have the agility he once had.WTIC is younger
and because he's the Celebrity Trainer he's in Top Condition.This could go either way...
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Dr B vs WTIC - 2 Out of 3 Falls
1.Dr B gets a submission with a leghook hammerlock
2.WTIC gets a submission with a Sharpshooter
3.Dr B hiplocks an exausted WTIC down and gets the pin
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Jethro:That rascal done throwed the match!Get him!
Dr B:Oh,oh they're on to us...RUN!
(Doc and WTIC hop the guardrail,Security surrounds them as they move through the crowd.)
Cornette:I guess that means I'm up.I'm James E. Cornette your alternate commentator.Up next
Executive Vice President Ms Monro teams with Graypower to take on Mickey Knuckles,Mercedez
Martinez and Lisa Moretti.This should be a good one!
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Ms Monro & Graypower vs Mickey Knuckles,Mercedez Martinez and Lisa Moretti
1.Granny eliminates Lisa Moretti with a Bugtussel Bash
2.Ms Monro gives Mickie Knuckles a piledriver on the concrete,Mickie is counted out
(It's 3 on 1 Mercedez Martinez has to beat Ms Monro,Granny and Maude to win the match)
3.Martinez eliminates Maude with a Fisherman Buster!
4.Granny tags in Ms Monro,she connects with an Amazon DDT & eliminates Mercedez Martinez!
Ms Monro & Graypower win the match!
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(Maude comes back to congradulate her teammates.All 3 raise their hands high as they walk triumphantly
up the ramp.Hogan comes to the Announcer's Table and sits with Cornette.)
Hogan:You know Jimmy...what I wanted to say last week before that BIG JABRONIE Dr B cut me off,was that...
I came here to kick that IMPOSTER Hollywood Hulkster's rear!Hulkster I know you're in the building!I'm calling
you out brother!
Hollywood Hulkster:What are you doing here?This is BIG WOODY COUNTRY Brother!This ain't no WWF-U!
There ain't no Vinny-Mac to push your old washed up keister!Checkout these "guns"!What you gonna do...
Hogan:We can stand here and pose or...we could wrestle to prove who is SUPERIOR!
Cornette:What da heck is going on?Am I seeing double?Hogan vs Hollywood Hulkster?Let's go to the ring!
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Hogan vs Hollywood Hulkster - 2 out of 3 Falls
1.Hogan uses a series of punches to defeat Hollywood Hulkster
2.Hogan pins Hulkster after he smashes his head on the turnbuckle
The REAL Hogan is the winner!
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Cornette:Hey,Mr Immortal...you didn't beat Hulkster he beat himself when he went head 1st into the turnbuckle!
Hogan:Jimmy,as far as The REAL Hogan is concerned that JABRONIE Hollywood Hulkster is history!There's
only ONE Hogan and that's...
(Hulkster nails Hogan with a chair!The Outsiders climb over the guardrail and spray paint NEW WORLD OUTLAWS
on Hogan!Hollywood,Hall and Nash kick and stomp the REAL Hogan!Security is in but they are to late...)
Neil:Once again,I "The Worlds' greatest Manager" Mr Neily,have brought the Greatest Tag Team in WGW History
so you pathetic Ham and eggers can bask in their glory!Doc!You thought you were so smart because you booked
my two greatest tag teams in a match on Houseshow!Yes D'artigo did defeat Rocker & Mosher in that non-title match!
And yes they were supposed to get a titleshot,but what happened who's International Stars?Unknown Foreigners???
Cornette:Hey Neil,I'll tell you who International Stars are!Two time WGW champion Jo Starr and the best wrestler to
come out of Bejing,Star!In the words of Dr B,"Jo Starr is always one move away from being a champion!".Both Jo Starr and Star have defeated the biggest and the best wrestlers in this or any league!
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Rocker & Mosher vs International Stars (Star from China & Jo Starr from USA)
1.Star uses a Spinning Thrust Kick to capture the 1st fall
2.Mosher piledrives Jo Starr on the concrete,Starr is Counted Out!
3.Jo Starr gets a submission on Mosher with a Spinning Cobra Clutch
International Stars are the NEW WGW Tag Team Champions!
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Cornette:I DON'T BELIEVE IT!International Stars did the impossible,they beat Rocker & Mosher and they are the NEW
WGW Tag Team Champions!
Neil:We're not worried,they still have to beat The UNDEFEATED Number One Contenders...D'artigo next week!
(Ms Monro takes a seat at the Announcer's Table...)
Ms Monro:Hiya Jimmy!Tonight High Rolla WILL get her 1st WGW Title when she beats the stuffin' outta Giant Jayne!
Okay Giant Jayne is a 3 time WGW Champion!High Rolla is full of fire and she's hungry...FOR GOLD!
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Giant Jayne vs High Rolla - WGW Title Match
(High Rolla uses a Spinebuster to defeat Giant Jayne)
High Rolla is the NEW WGW Champion!
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Ms Monro:I TOLD YOU!High Rolla is your NEW WGW Champion!High Rolla how do you feel?
High Rolla:Ms Monro...I feel LIKE A CHAMPION!
(High Rolla does some muscle poses,then straps on her WGW Titlebelt!)
Cornette:Woo boy now this is a Tag Match!The UnderTaker & Vader defend against The Hardys!
Strength vs Agility!Speed vs Power!
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UnderTaker & Vader vs Matt & Jeff Hardy - LGW Tag Title Match
(Matt Hardy pins The UnderTaker after hitting a corner sitout powerbomb)
The Hardys are the NEW LGW Tag Team Champions!
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Cornette:The Hardys do the impossible!They are the NEW LGW Tag Champions!Vader and Utaker try to attack but
The Hardys disappear into the crowd!Your NEW Tag Champs are celebrating with their "Peeps"!
Ms Monro:In our LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN Main Event,Nikita vs The Sheik!There MUST be a Winner!Last week it ended in a time limit draw!Well...if there isn't a clear cut win this week The LGW Championship Committee is prepared to TERMINATE both Nikita and The Sheik!
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Nikita vs The Sheik - LGW Title Match (There must be a Winner)
(It took two Russian Sickle to take The Sheik down,Nikita gets the pin)
Nikita is the LGW Champion!
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Cornette:I don't The Sheik will be back for awhile!It took two Russian Sickle to take The Sheik out!He is hurt!
Nikita retains the LGW Title!The way Nikita is going,I don't think there's anyone in the LGW that can defeat him!
POST SHOW Meeting:
(Dr B and WTIC are in The Executive Boardroom...)
Dr B:Look man it's the only way.You're gonna have to wrestle them one at a time over the course of the next few shows.Jethro,Granny,Paris and Bud one at a time.I'll make sure there is no interference.
WTIC:It sounds crazy but,I'll do it if it gets them off my back.It's just a storyline for goodness sake!You never said anything about everyone hating me!
Dr B:Look I'll get the writers to write something that will make you look good to the fans!
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Post by WTIC on Jul 4, 2008 12:14:53 GMT -5
Me throw a match? *looks innocent* ;D
Nikita over Sheik is cool!
Hogan VS Hulkster? Only in this fed! Super stuff!
Good write-up, and entertaining as always, Dr. B!
WTIC
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Post by uewdrb on Jul 4, 2008 20:46:06 GMT -5
WTIC - "Me throw a match?" yeah,yeah tell that to Jethro!
Truth of the matter is...I switched from the newer Sheik card back to the old one.The newer one kept sending me back to Level One!Not wanting to spend a lot of time on this match AGAIN,I did what I had to.The old card still gave the newer Nikita card a good match!
Hogan vs Hollywood Hulkster...it's as good as Windham as the Fake Sting in Halloween Havoc or all the fake Kane guys.Whoever the fake Diesel was,he looked the part didn't have the talent to back it up.Anyway now that
Hogan beat his alter ego so to speak,maybe I'll have someone really interesting beat him...
Wait till you se WNW next week!
uewdrb
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Post by WTIC on Jul 4, 2008 23:36:40 GMT -5
Thought you knew "fake Deisel" = KANE!
No? Didn't know that? This is from the "Glen Jacobs" (Kane) section at Wikipedia:In April 1996, Scott Hall, better known as Razor Ramon, and Kevin Nash, better known as Diesel, left the World Wrestling Federation to join the biggest competitor to the WWF, World Championship Wrestling. The WWF retained the rights to the popular Razor Ramon gimmick (a Cuban character modeled after Tony Montana, the protagonist of the film Scarface), and Diesel and after a while decided to have other wrestlers portray Ramon and Diesel. Rick Bogner was introduced to the WWF by play-by-play announcer Jim Ross in October 1996 as "Razor Ramon", while Jacobs was identified as "Diesel". The intended storyline (which involved Ross introducing the obvious fakes as a way to embarrass Vince McMahon for past firings) didn't connect with fans who simply saw Bogner and Jacobs poor substitutes for the original Razor Ramon and Diesel. The Jim Ross heel turn, which also didn't work, was simply dropped almost immediately and, despite receiving a tag title shot at the In Your House 12: It's Time pay-per-view, the gimmick lasted until the Royal Rumble. Jacobs would be repackaged as Kane, Bogner was released. Read all about Glen Jacobs here:
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Post by KellyMonro007 on Jul 5, 2008 0:08:16 GMT -5
Pure INSANITY runs this Fed! Nothing else needs to be said.  Kelly |
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Post by uewdrb on Jul 5, 2008 13:17:19 GMT -5
WTIC - I didn't know that Fake Diesel was Kane.He's great now but at the time he seemed to be a second rate Diesel.That's what Character Development is for crummy Diesel,great Big Red Machine!
Kelly - Insane am I?Well...yeah!Who else but a looney would hire WTIC as their Celebrity Trainer.Especially because he spends more time trying to kiss them,than doing his job?But,if you thought that stuff was crazy wait till next week!
uewdrb
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Post by WTIC on Jul 5, 2008 16:59:49 GMT -5
And one of these days, I WILL kiss one!  
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Post by uewdrb on Jul 9, 2008 11:55:47 GMT -5
LGW/WGW Wednesday Night Wrestling episode 19
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Shaylene Tanner:It's Time for WNW!To satisfy the disgruntled people who think WTIC needs to be punished for his actions,Dr B signed WTIC in a series of matches.
Tonight WTIC has to wrestle Jethro!
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WTIC vs Jethro Bodine
(Jethro hiptosses WTIC down then pins him after long match)
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Barth Gimble:I'll tell you what...WTIC lost the match but he shows us that he has talent.Jethro is bigger & stronger,but
WTIC took the fight to him,he didn't just sit there and take a beating!WTIC fought Jethro all the way!
(Security surrounds WTIC and escorts him to the lockeroom.)
Shaylene Tanner:Okay up next we have a Tourney to determine which team will become the WNW Tag Team Champions!
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Tournament for The VACANT WNW Womens Tag Team Titles
ROUND ONE
1.Rockin' Rebels vs Gigantus
(Big Bad Helene pins Robin Rebel after a spinecrushing kneedrop)
2.The Verminators vs The Daughters of Paine
(Vicki Paine gets a submission win with her World of Paine)
3.The Enforcers vs MUSCLE (Beth TBH & ODB)
(Enforcer Elizabeth pins ODB after a scissors kick)
4.C&C Connection vs The Davidsons (Charlene & Mad Dog Shanon)
(Mad Dog Shanon defeats Chandra with a Backcracker)
ROUND TWO
1.Gigantus vs The DOP
(Vicki Paine uses a Springboard Forearm and gets the pin)
2.The Enforcers vs The Davidsons
(Enforcer Elizabeth pins Charlene Davidson after hitting a spinning slam)
ROUND THREE - For the Vacant WNW Womens Tag Titles
The Enforcers vs The DOP
(Vicki Paine uses a rope assist headsnap to take Enforcer Elizabeth down then gets the pin)
The Daughters of Paine (Vicki & Deborah) are the NEW WNW Womens Tag Champions!
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Shaylene Tanner:What a series of Matches!The DOP have captured the WNM Womens Tag Titles!Alright,Al Bundy puts the LGW Celebrity
Title on the line against Big Carl Winslow!
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Al Bundy vs Carl Winslow - LGW Celebrity Title Match
(Al hits Carl with a running tackle and gets the pin)
Al retains the LGW Celebrity Title!
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Barth Gimble:Al defeats Winslow and retains the LGW Celebrity Title.
Okay we've got another Tourney,this one's for the Vacant WNW Womens Title!The best in the business go head to head!One of them WILL become the WNW Womens Champion tonight!
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Tournament for the Vacant WNW Womens Title
1.Pheonix vs Harlene Davidson
(Harlene hits her Hogg Wild and pins Pheonix)
2.Nicole Bass vs Succubus
(Succubus pins Bass after hitting a running splash)
3.Stephanie Paine vs Futura
(Futura pins Paine after hitting her with 2 Future Shocks)
Harlene vs Succubus vs Futura
1.Futura eliminates Succubus with a Thesz Press & pin
2,Futura disposes of Harlene with a Flying Forearm & pin
Futura Momerson is the NEW WNW Womens Champion!
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Shaylene Tanner:This is why Doc hired this woman to train our wrestlers!She took Stephanie Paine down with 2 Future Shocks,nails
Succubus with a Thesz Press & pinned her,then connects with
a flying forearm to deck Harlene and get the pin and to capture
the WNW Womens Title!
Barth Gimble:It's time for the WNW Main Event,Shaylene!El Giante gives The Giant his rematch!Now this is a REAL BIG Match!
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El Gigante vs The Giant - WNW Title Match
(The Giant pins El Gigante after a corner crush)
The Giant caputures his 2nd WNW Championship!
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Shaylene Tanner:He squashed him a nd got the pin!The Giant is your
WNW Champion!The Giant just maybe unstoppable in singles compeitition!Tune in tomorrow for Houseshow and Friday for SPLASHDOWN!
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Sorry,but this may be the last card for awhille
uewdrb
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Post by darkrider on Jul 9, 2008 13:26:00 GMT -5
Whys that Dr. B ?
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Post by WTIC on Jul 9, 2008 15:07:21 GMT -5
Good fight card, Dr. B, but we will miss all your great write-ups if you are taking some time off! 
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Post by jasonjaconetti on Jul 26, 2008 20:39:12 GMT -5
Why is it that I read the results and then need to re-read them to make sure what I read is truly what is there?  ? Great job man! Keep up the pure insanity that you have laid forth! |
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Post by uewdrb on Jul 26, 2008 22:11:08 GMT -5
Jason - Glad you enjoy my fed.I really like your Cove Championship Wrestling.Don't feel bad I have to go back and read my posts too.I think it's the impossibly crazy storylines.WTIC getiing beat up by Granny,Paris and Bud Bundy,you won't see that anywhere else but here.Pee Wee a Champion?Only in the LGW/WGW.
To the rest of the LGW/WGW fans...I am recovering well and will be posting regular cards again soon.
uewdrb
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Post by WTIC on Jul 27, 2008 0:05:30 GMT -5
"Recovering"? Whatever you are recovering from, get well soon, buddy!
Can't wait till your big return, Dr. B!
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