LGW/WGW Splashdown!

[WTIC]

Awesome stuff, Dr. B! As for who kisses better? Both Lindsay and Alexis will tell you the best kisser is ME! They will say I kiss bettah than anyone! Hehehehehehe!

Al wins again, whoo-hoo! Go, Bundys!

Psycho U.D. with an easy win, how cool is this guy?

And Granny wrestling? Wow, Granny would easily win a "bikini competition" hands-down, huh? LOL!

Keep up the excellent writing, buddy!

[darkrider]

Cool stuff Dr. B. Keep the fuzzy dice rolling.

[uewdrb]

Here it is...it's time for LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!Special Friday the 13th edition.(not really)

LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN episode 41


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Dr B:Welcome to LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!We've got
two fan favorites in our opener!Granny beat Maude on
WNW and wanted a match with a younger opponent.
Kelly Bundy steps up and we have oneheckuva opener!

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Kelly Bundy vs Granny
1.Kelly Bundy win the 1st fall with her signature Verminator
2.Kelly Bundy wins the 2nd fall with a Bundy Stomp

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(Granny is still hopping mad and taunting Kelly trying to get
her to fight!Celebrity Trainer WTIC slides in to try to calm Granny
down.He explains that the match is over...)

Granny:Hey you're that cute youngin that all them young girls are
kissin'!Come over here and give Granny a kiss.

(WTIC tries to escape but Kelly Bundy is standing in his way!She
gives him a sexy look and gestures for him to come closer.WTIC
is mesmerized and goes in...Kelly pulls Granny in and WTIC gets
a kiss alright...from GRANNY!Daisy Mae high fives Kelly Bundy
and they have a good laugh as WTIC runs up the ramp.)

Ms Monro:Okay what is this the danged Dating Game?GEES!
We have the WGW Tag Champs next!They take on The Brazilians!

Neil:It's time you lucky people!It's time for the WGW Tag Champions!
The Greatest Tag Team in the history of...

Ms Monro:NEIL!

Neil:(blandly) Rocker & Mosher vs The Brazilians...

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Rocker & Mosher vs The Brazilians - WGW Tag Team Title Match
1.Blonde Brazilian uses a slingshot splash to win the 1st fall
2.Mosher pins Blonde Brazilian after connecting with a running shoulderblock
3.Mosher pins Rio Regina after connecting with a running shoulderblock
Rocker & Mosher are the WGW Tag Team Champions!

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Dr B:The Brazilians started out strong but Mosher wins it in the end!
Rocker & Mosher are the WGW Tag Team Champions!Kane & Bud
defend their LGW Tag Team Titles against MachoKing & Mankind!

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Kane & Bud vs Macho King and Mankind - LGW Tag Title Match
1.MachoKing pins Bud with an inside cradle
2.Kane uses a sidewalk slam to take the 2nd fall
3.A quick sidewalk slam stops Mankind's attack,Kane gets the pin
Kane & Bud are the LGW Tag Team Champions!

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Ms Monro:Kane & Bud are an unlikely team,but they have been quite
successful over the last few weeks.They keep the Tag Titles for another
week.Okay just to prove to you PENCILNECKS that Beth TBH is really
as good as she says,I booked her in a match with Harlene Davidson!
Harlene has never and will never take a "dive"!Harlene will be the Ultimate
Test for Beth the Bounty Hunter!

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Beth the Bounty Hunter vs Harlene Davidson - WGW Title Match
(Beth TBH slows Harlene with kneelifts to
the midsection then rolls her up to get the pin)
Beth the Bounty Hunter retains the WGW Championship!

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Dr B:You made me a believer Monro!Beth TBH is tough!
I think it's gonna be a long while before anyone can take
that WGW belt away from her!Alright it's time for the LGW/WGW
SPLASHDOWN Main Event!Sarge takes on Jeff Hardy!If Hardy
loses he WON'T get a LGW Title Match...EVER!It's a must win
situation for Jeff Hardy!

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Sgt Slaughter vs Jeff Hardy - LGW Title Match
(Sarge sends Hardy to LALA Land with a Military Sleeper)
Sarge is your LGW Champion!

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Ms Monro:BWAHAHA!To bad Jeffy you WILL NOT get a LGW Title match...
for the rest of your stay here at the LGW!NEVER!NOT EVER!Sarge is our
LGW Champion!Jeffy is outta luck!And we're outta time!

(PHZZZT!Screen goes black credits roll...)

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[WTIC]

Fun stuff yet again, Dr. B! Although...

Granny + WTIC = YIKES!!

Nice to see a solid line-up on the card, and the Sarge seems right at home as Champ! Could a showdown between Sarge and NIKITA KOLOFF be far off? Hmmm. USA! USA! USA!

[darkrider]

that was a hoot BTW.

[uewdrb]

Neil - Your team beat two of my best teams in the last week or so!I thought The Brazilians could take Rocker & Mosher down.Rocker and Mosher are a great combination.

WTIC - An "Evil" thought,Maude,Granny,Charlotte Rae,Betty White and Anne Meara in an old ladies bikini contest, with WTIC as the Judge!Funny and Grotesque at the same time!That makes me shudder!hahaha!

Sarge vs Nikita...USA vs USSR...Democracy vs Communism!Great idea!I'll sign it for the next SPLASHDOWN!
Shouldn't there be some sort of stipulation?

uewdrb

[WTIC]

Whatever evil match your scheming promoter mind can think of, Dr. B! Loser has to wear a 2-piece bikini the next time he wrestles, LOL! ;D

Um, speaking of bikinis, as for a bikini contest, I am gonna PM you an idea!

[KellyMonro007]

As much as I hate to admit it, I do like the tag team of Kane and Bundy.

Good matches.

"Sarge vs Nikita...USA vs USSR...Democracy vs Communism"

Which is which anymore? My only political poke.

Kelly

[uewdrb]

Kelly - Kane and Bud started as a joke,but they've been quite successful.Will Bud get the respect he deserves?
We'll see.

Democracy vs Communism...Neither really exists anymore,at least not like it was in the 80s.Sarge vs Nikita would be a good match though.

uewdrb

[uewdrb]

LGW/WGW Wednesday Night Wrestling episode 16

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Shaylene Tanner:Welcome to Wednesday Night Wrestling!
A week ago Granny debuted on WNW,she defeated Maude!
On SPLASHDOWN she wrestled "The Verminator" Kelly Bundy.
Kelly won two straight falls but when she pulled Granny in so she
could kiss WTIC they became fast friends!Tonight,Granny's opponent
is POWER PLANET Trainer Futura Momerson!

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Granny vs Futura Momerson
(Granny connects with an Arkansas Bulldog & gets the pin)

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Barth Gimble:Whoa Granny just wrangled a win off of Trainer Futura Momerson!
That makes her record 2 wins and 1 loss.Up next the NEW WGW Celecrity Champ
Helen Hunt!Last week Hunt went bonkers!She beat Peg,floored Al with a low blow
and gave Celebrity Trainer WTIC a huge kiss!I think she's got a screw loose,but
she IS the WGW Celebrity Champion!Her opponent tonight is Paris!She gets better
and better every week!

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Helen Hunt vs Paris - WGW Celebrity Title Match
(A cheapshot with a chair took Paris down.Hunt gets the pin)
Helen Hunt retains the WGW Celebrity Championship!

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(Helen grabs the chair & waffles the Referee!She goes to town blasting Paris
with the edge of the chair!Celebrity Trainer WTIC,Trainer Futura Momerson
and Bud Bundy hit the ring!WTIC tries to calm Hunt down,but he gets a chairshot
to the head!Futura tackles her,but takes a hard heelkick to the forehead!Bud checks
on Paris,he gets floored with a low blow!WTIC tries to check on Paris,Bud shoves
him,WTIC shoves back!It erupting into a fist fight!Hunt whacks them with the chair
and kicks them out of the ring!Helen turns...Futura is the only one left and she's in
a fighting stance!Helen slides the chair to Futura and hops out of the ring!She grabs
Bud and WTIC and bonks their heads together!Hunt grabs her Title Belt and heads
up the ramp...)

Shaylene Tanner:Watdahek is her problem?Helen Hunt is your Celbrity Champ!
Hey Al!I told you to watch what you wish for!You're in with Movie Star Roddy Piper!
That's right Al,he's a legitimate Celeb!

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Al "The Shoe In" Bundy vs Roddy Piper - LGW Celebrity Title Match
(Al Bundy uses a Stinky Sock Submission to win the match)
Al "The Shoe In" Bundy is the LGW Celebrity Champion!

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Barth Gimble:Shaylene,I don't care how big and tough you are,that Stinky Sock
will curl your hair,then blow your shoes off!Piper submits and Al retains the LGW
Celebrity Championship!Alright in our WNW Main Event,this is a big one!Psycho UD
defends his WNW Title against The Undertaker!Two big powerful guys!This will
be a good one!!!

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Psycho UD vs The Undertaker
1.Undertaker wins the 1st fall with a Big Boot
2.It was an all out brawl,Psycho UD pins UTaker after some fists to the ribs
3.Psycho UD takes the 3rd fall with his signature Powerbomb
Psycho UD is your WNW Champion!

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Shaylene Tanner:I wouldn't call that a win.I'd call it survival!What a match!
Psycho UD is the WNW Champion!

Psycho UD:PSYCHO UD RU...

(PHZZZT!Screen goes black,credits roll)

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[WTIC]

Good stuff again, Dr. B!

Granny is on a roll! Who will stop her?

Helen Hunt takes home the win, did you know her birthday was very recently? (BTW, I can take Bud in a fight, no problem! )

Al Bundy is King! Long live the King!

And Psycho U.D. vs Undertaker is a main event match anywhere!

See ya Friday!

[uewdrb]

LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN episode 42


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Cornette:Welcome to LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!I'm Jim Cornette standing in for Dr B and Ms Monro!
My broadcast partner tonight will be "The King" Jerry Lawler!And speaking of EVP Ms Monro,she's in
our opener!Ms Monro,High Rolla & ODB take on Neil Inc's Robin Rebel & D'artigo!

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Ms Monro,High Rolla & ODB vs Robin Rebel & D'artigo - 6 Person Elimination
1.Ms Monro goes head 1st into the turnbuckle,Robin Rebel gets the pin Ms Monro is Eliminated
2.ODB eliminates Robin Rebel with a running spear
3.High Rolla eliminates Faith with a Military Press Slam (It's 2 on 1 Mellony must beat ODB & High Rolla)
4.High Rolla uses a Spinebuster to win the match!

High Rolla & ODB are the SURVIVORS !


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Lawler:Well,Ms Monro said they she was gonna clean up the WGW!I'd say they are off to a good start!
Monro got eliminated but,High Rolla & ODB brought the win home for her!High Rolla & ODB's High Impact
manuvers were just to much for Neil's team!That Faith put up a great fight,but it wasn't long before High Rolla
overpowered her ended her onslaught with a Military Press Slam!Mellony fought a good fight,but what can
you do against a team like ODB & High Rolla?

Neil:It's time you lucky wrestling fans for the WGW Tag Team Champions!And Ms Monro isn't around to interupt!
Rocker & Mosher put their Tag Titles on the line against...who?Don't make me laugh...The Olsens?Hey Doc are
you running low on credible tag teams?Those skinny...

Mary-Kate:NEIL!SHUT YER FACE!Get your girls in the ring and we'll see who the better team is!

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Rocker & Mosher vs The Olsens (Mary-Kate & Ashley) - WGW Tag Team Title Match
(Rocker hits a Rockersault then got the pin on Ashley)
Rocker & Mosher are the WGW Tag Team Champions!

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(MK dropkicks Rocker in the face!Mosher grabs MK and Rocker put the beatdown on her!Ashley is up!
a spinning plancha lays out Rocker & Mosher!The fight spills out onto the floor!Mary-Kate goes into the
post!Ashley flings Mosher into the guardrail!Rocker bulldogs MK on the concrete!Security and most of the
WGW roster come out to stop the brawling.They get the situation under control quickly,but this isn't the end
of this...)

Cornette:Okay King,the LGW Tag Champs Kane & Bud Bundy take on...get this,The Undertaker and Vader!
This could go either way!This one WILL get UGLY!

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Kane & Bud vs The Undertaker and Vader - LGW Tag Team Title Match
1.Bud submits to Vader's Bearhug
2.Bud knocks UTaker down with Left/Right shots and got the pin
3.Undertaker defeats Kane with his Rest in Peace!
Undertaker & Vader are the NEW LGW Tag Champions!

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(What's Bud doing?He shoves Kane!Bud is hollering at Kane he blames him for their loss!Bud turns to leave the
ring and gets clobbered by a forearm across the back!Kane raises his hands and fire blows out of the top of the
ringposts...Bud rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair.He catches Kane coming through the ropes!CLANG!Bud
throws the chair on the floor and rips the mic out of Cornette's hand...)

Bud Bundy:MY NAME IS BUD!BUD BUNDY you Big Red Doofus!I'm not Shane,I'm not Super! You!You lost the
Tag Titles!Kane!I'm calling you out!Next week,I don't care what show it's on!If I can't beat you,I quit wrestling!

Lawler:Be careful what you wish for Bud!Now this Beth the Bounty Hunter has got to be outta her mind!She's
taking on the two biggest wrestlers in the WGW!Beulah and 7'1" Giant Jayne!The WGW Title is on the line!

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Beth the Bounty Hunter vs Beulah vs Giant Jayne - WGW Title Match
1.It took 2 Giant Swings but Giant Jayne finally pinned Beulah
2.Beth TBH charged in but got a sidewalk slam,Giant Jayne got the pin
Giant Jayne is the NEW WGW Champion!

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Cornette:Beth TBH is hurt!That sidewalk slam may have cracked some ribs !Giant Jayne is the NEW WGW Champion!
The EMTs take Beth TBH away on the stretcher.Giant Jayne holds up her WGW Titlebelt!Whew!Up next it's a Grudge
that was started in Neil's Wild Crazy Wrestling!Hogan beat Nicole Bass last week,let's see if it's the same here tonight!

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Hogan vs Nicole Bass - GRUDGE REMATCH
1.Hogan pins Bass after a backbody drop
2.Hogan uses his Big Boot/Atomic Legdrop to get the win!

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(Ms Monro comes out of the lockeroom and marches down the ramp.)

Ms Monro:Hogan...okay you beat Nicole.What does that prove?You beat a girl!Big whoop!That's I why I've signed
you in a match with two of your FORMER "brothers"!Next week it'll be Hogan vs The Giant & Nash!Alright in our
LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN Main Event!This is the match that the FANS wanted to see most!Sgt Slaughter versus
Nikita!No Politics,no Communism vs Democracy...LGW's two best wrestlers,may the best man win!

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Sgt Slaughter vs Nikita - LGW Title Match
1.Nikita uses an axehandle to the back to get Sarge down then pins him
2.Nikita takes the 2nd fall with a Russian Bearhug
Nikita is the NEW LGW Champion!

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Cornette:Nikita had Sarge scouted well!He went after Sarge's back and his plan won him the LGW Championship!
Hey Sarge is externding his hand to Nikita!The fans shout,"NOOOOO!"Nikita shakes Sarge's hand,then slides out
and grabs his LGW Titlebelt off the Announcer's Table!Nikita walks up the ramp with the titlebelt slung across his shoulder and disappears behind the curtains...

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[darkrider]

Neil" Mary-Kate you better not show your skanky face in the W.C.W cause if you do. You might get more then you bargined for. Hulkster you've proven that you can beat on women real good. Why not take on a man now ? "

[WTIC]

The Olsens can't be too happy about losing!

Bud vs Kane? Can I put all my money on the Big Red Machine for the win? ;D

Kelly Monro needs to wrestle more. Kelly Monro vs Kelly Bundy perhaps?

Nikita for the win was cool! Does Sarge get a return shot?

Good stuff, but where was the Bikini Contest?

WTIC

[uewdrb]

LGW/WGW Wednesday Night Wrestling episode 17

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WTIC's BIKINI CONTEST

(Kate Beckinsale,Eva Longoria,Paris,Lindsay and Ashley make their way to the ring!WTIC takes a seat at the Judge's Table.As the women take off their robes,
the audience ROARS it's approval!Hey there another contestant headed for the ring...it's Daisy Mae Moses in some sort or 1890s bloomers!It's up to WTIC who
will go on to the second part of the Contest on Friday and who won't.The fans vote.
After a short time WTIC who the top 3 are.The decesion is rendered.Ashley,
Lindsay and Eva have been eliminated by the audience vote.That leaves Kate, Paris and...Granny!Something is wrong here!Granny over Eva?WTIC is up to something!)

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Gray Power (Maude & Granny) vs The Olsens (M-K & A)
1.Ashley drops Maude with chest chop & gets the pin
2.Granny pins Ashley after an Arkansas Bulldog
3.M-K pins Maude after a Reverse Handspring Elbowsmash

The Olsens win the match!

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(Granny walks up to M-K and hits with a mulepunch that sends her
through the ropes and onto the floor!Ashley shoves Granny,she gets
an Army Boot to the midsection!M-K slides in with a chair!Granny
dropkicks the chair into Mary-Kate's face!WUMP!Ashley nailed
Granny with her Official Autographed Twins Baseball Bat!Granny is
down but here comes Maude!She whips Ashley into the turnbuckles!
M-K tries to attack...she gets a sitdown facebuster!)

Maude:Go on run!Ya dirty little traitors!We know you jumped ship
and appeared on Neil's W.C.W.!You may have pinned me,but this
doesn't end here!We have something you scrawny baboon faced...
We'd never sell out!For the MONEY!

Granny:We don't have to sell out for money!I gots more money than the
both of you put together!Maudie made some good investments in the 70s
she don't worry about money!You youngins oughta learn from that.That
Neily is a crafty one.He wants you because you can draw a crowd!You is
makin' him money...how much of that are you gonna get?Ah youngins,they
never listen to their elders.Come on Maudie let's go,I got a mess of Hog Jowls
to cook...

Barth Gimble:What sold out?I thought M-K went there just to help old Neily out.
Alright up next it's The Stinger taking on Jeff Hardy!It's a battle of speed and agility!

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Sting vs Jeff Hardy
(Jeff Hardy executes a somersault plancha and gets the pin)

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Shaylene Tanner:DANG!Hardy caught Sting off guard!He nailed him with
that somersault plancha and got the pin!Hey Doc,maybe you should reconcider
about not giving Jeff Hardy anymore titleshots!He good!

Barth Gimble:Lookout Shaylene,here comes that nutjob Helen Hunt!She running
around here causing havoc every week!Her opponent is 2 time former WGW
Celeb champ,Peg Bundy!Peg wants some revenge!The last time they met,Hunt
beat everyone up including Al Bundy!Then she nearly kissed the lips off of Celeb
Trainer WTIC!She's nutzo!

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Helen Hunt vs Peg Bundy - WGW Celebrity Title Match
(Helen Hunt gets the pin after a handstand kneedrop)

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Shaylene Tanner:Hunt really has athletic abilities!She really good,but you're
right Barth,I think she's got a screw loose!Get away from me girl...'for I gotta bop
you one...don't push me!

(Hunt grabs Barth and plants a big one on him!Barth is flailing and kicking!
Gimble gasps for air,Helen goes in for another one!Barth breaks loose and
flies over the guardrail and disappears into the crowd!)

Shaylene Tanner:Barth come back!Ya see what you done?Just take it in the back honey!In our WNW Main Event...it's The WNW Champion,Psycho UD versus THE
BIGGEST ATHLETE IN THW WORLD!The Giant!Power vs Power!

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Psycho UD vs The Giant - WNW Title Match
(The Giant uses a single handed flapjack and a Giant Headbutt to win the match)
The Giant is the NEW WNW Champion!

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(The Giant makes the Chokeslam sign and roars!The Referee hand him the WNW Title Belt!The Giant slings it across his shoulder and steps over the top rope,then
jumps off the appron!The Giant hold the WNW high!)

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[WTIC]

Finally, the bikini contest, YAY! Love it!

Great name: "Gray Power"! And I can just picture Granny saying that stuff!

Helen Hunt has the talent, brains, etc. She sure is a tough cookie!

Nikita lost? Nooooooo! The Giant will be need someone BIG to defeat him.

[uewdrb]

WTIC - Hey is your WTIC persona because of the East Coast Talk Radio Staion by the same name?
Anyway,Graypower will take care of business on one side,while Monro's MUSCLE takes care of things
on the other.

The Helen Hunt character always does well.In 2005 she held The SHWL,UWE Womens,
Alliance National Championships and she was one of two women that held the UEW Unified Title.That's
just the way the sim went.

Yes Psycho UD lost to The Giant!Someone BIG to beat him?How about Khali,El Gigante,Giant Baba,Andre,Big John Studd and Kane.The Valley of The Giants match!Winner gets to be THE WNW Champion!

On Friday...Granny in her bikini!Eww!hahaha!

uewdrb

[WTIC]

Yeah I stole the WTIC initials from the radio / TV station call letters. It's my fave Connecticut Fox station, and I used to watch Married with Children on that station!

Gray Power rules! Do you have a COTG card for Granny, or did I miss it somewhere?

Oops, I meant to say "Psycho U.D." instead of Nikita! Yeah, The Giant will be hard to topple.

Anyway, can't wait till Friday's card!

[uewdrb]

LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN episode 43


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PRE SHOW PHONE CALL:
WTIC - Yeah,you heard what she said,she's worth more than both Mary-Kate and Ashley put together!
I'd do anything to get a piece of that!No...THE MONEY!Yeah,it's all a setup!Those rubes are no match for my Superior thinking!Yeah,marriage...if I have to.We're talking BILLIONS!

(Kelly Bundy just happened to be standing around the corner of the pay phone WTIC was using,She swears he won't get away with gypping an old woman out of all her money.)

WTIC's BIKINI CONTEST
(Kate,Paris & Granny come to the ring.They parade around in their swimsuits!The Fans are all behind
Kate & Paris,but are confused about Daisy Mae Moses.The Fans register their votes,the votes are tallied.
WTIC annouces that Paris is eliminated and that on the next WNW Kate Beckinsale and Granny will go
head to head,not only in the Bikini Contest,but also in a wrestling match!)

Ms Monro:That no good WTIC is up to something!Granny beating Paris in a Bikini Contest,there's something wrong with that!Oh BTW,Welcome to LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!Tonight we've got
my team MUSCLE taking on The Elite Rulebreakers,Beulah,Juliette,Shannen and their newest
member...Hyapatia!These are 8 of the best women wrestlers in the business!

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***8 Person Elimination Match***
MUSCLE (Beth TBH,ODB,Pheonix & High Rolla) vs The ERBs (Beulah,Juliette,Shannen & Hyapatia)
1.Hyapatia unloads a barage of tomahawk chops and gets a pin on Pheonix
2.Hyapatia uses an Indian Dance slam to get the pin on Beth the Bounty Hunter
3.ODB floors Shannen with a haymaker then gets the three count
4.ODB eliminates Juliette with a Running Spear and a roll up
5.Beulah eliminates ODB with a Shoulderblock and a pin
(High Rolla must defeat Beulah and Hyapatia to win the match)
6.High Rolla sheilds a chokehold,then pins an exausted Beulah
7.High Rolla gives a worn out Hyapatia a Spinebuster and she gets the three count
High Rolla is the SOUL SURVIVOR!High Rolla wins the Elimination Match!

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Dr B:HOLEY!What a comeback by High Rolla!She knew her back was up against a wall and she fought
her way to victory!She beat one of our all time greatest champions,Beulah,then eliminated Hyapatia!But
let's give credit where credit is due.Hyapatia proves she is a Top contender,she eliminated Pheonix and
Beth The Bounty Hunter,then later gave High Rolla oneheluva fight!Hyapatia took a spinebuster and
that was all she wrote!High Rolla "Beats the Odds" to win this one!

Neil - You lucky fans are about to witness the greatest Tag Team in the history of the WGW!Rocker and
Mosher have discombobilated the best teams in the business!What is this Doc?Paris and Lindsay???
It's on your head Doc,when we mangle those pretty faces!

Ms Monro:Uh Neily,you may be Mr Big Stuff over at Wild & Crazy Wrestling,but here you're still just a Manager!QUIT TOUCHING THE DADGUM MIC!

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Rocker & Mosher vs Paris & Lindsay - WGW Tag Team Title Match
(Mosher finishes Paris with a Spinning Bootkick)
Rocker & Mosher retain the WGW Tag Team Titles!

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Dr B:That Mosher is quite menacing!That spinning bootkick took all the fight outta Paris!

(WTIC is out to check on Paris.She shoves him down and screams at him because she lost to
Granny in the Bikini Contest!Bud Bundy climbs over the guardrail and slides in the ring!He
bludgeons WTIC with a blunt object!Bud must still be angry because WTIC beat him in a match
on Houseshow last night!Security is in they drag Bud out,the EMTs take WTIC to the Emergency
Medical Area...)

Ms Monro:Man everyone has it in for WTIC!Hope your head don't hurt to badly buddy!Okay there's
been a change in the program.It was announced that Hogan would take on The Giant & Nash,but
because The Giant defeated Psycho UD and became the NEW WNW Champion,the match will
now be between Hogan & The Outsiders,Hall & Nash!

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Hogan vs The Outsiders (Hall & Nash)
(Hogan took everything the Outsiders had to throw at him.In the end,
Hall knocked Hogan down with a discus punch and pinned him)

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Dr B:Well I guess they had unsettled issues fron the old New World Outlaws days!The Outsiders win the
match,but I gotta say Hogan did a good job of fending them off!I thought he had them a couple of times!
In our LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN Main Event...The LGW Champion,Nikita goes up against former champ The Sheik!

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Nikita vs The Sheik - LGW Title Match
(This match ended in a time limit draw)
Nikita retains the LGW Title!

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Dr B:DANG!Neither Nikita or The Sheik got the advantage!For every hold there was a counter!Nikita is
still the LGW Champion,but The Sheik WILL get a rematch because Nikita couldn't beat him!What a night
it's been!Monro's MUSCLE prove that they are THE DOMINANT faction in the WGW!High Rolla really showed us what she's made of tonight!Neil Inc's Rocker & Mosher aquires another win!Neil may be right
they could be the best in the history of WGW Tag Team Wrestling!WTIC has a bunch of the talent angry
with the things he's doing and Ms Monro gets her Revenge on the old Hulkster!

(Hogan walks up to the Announcer's Table...)

Hogan:You know brother...when I came here to the LGW I came to...

(PHZZZT!Screen goes black,credits roll...)

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[darkrider]

Neily" Thats right i'm a big shot over at Wild and Crazy Wrestling. So if you wanna keep your job of handing out the nerd award Ms. Monro be nice to me."