LGW/WGW Splashdown!

[uewdrb]

I wouldn't have expected an addage like that to come out of a New Yorker.But I've never been there so what do I know.hahaha!

uewdrb

[darkrider]

We have farms in NY. But not NY city.

[uewdrb]

LGW/WGW Wednesday Night Wrestling episode 13

WNW PPV!

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Barth Gimble:Welcome to the opening night of PPV Week!
We've got a big match as our opener!WARGAMES & THE
MATCH BEYOND!Let's get started!

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Paris & The Verminators vs The Davidsons
In a WARGAMES & THE MATCH BEYOND!

(Match played out using COTG Bootleg Cards)

6:00 - Paris and Mad Dog Shanon run down to the ring.
Mad Dog slugs Paris and throws her 1st into the guardrail
then face 1st into the mesh!Shanon climbs in the ring and
Paris follows.Paris loads her fingers with rings in the corner
then turns and blasts Mad Dog with a left to the midsection
and a right to the jaw...

6:05 - Buffy and Charlene are battling their way down the ramp!
A knee in the ribs from Buffy slows Charlene down.Buffy jumps into
the cage and clocks Mad Doc with a knee to the back of the head!
Paris & Buffy drag Charlene uncerimoniously into the ring!A flying
bodyblock by Mad Dog Shanon knocks Paris and Buffy down!

6:10 - Kelly Bundy throws Harlene off the ramp and runs to the ring!
Kelly nails Charlene with a bionic elbow,turns and kicks Mad Dog
and gives them a Noggin Knocker!Harlene climbs in the cage and
starts pounding Kelly!

6:15 - Ms Monro shuts the cage door and locks it!

1.Mad Dog Shanon eliminates Kelly Bundy with a Heartpunch
2.Mad Dog Shanon eliminates Paris with a Motorcity Slam
3.Buffy eliminates Mad Dog with a knee to the back
4,Buffy gets Harlene in a jiu jitsu armbar.Harlene submits
5.Buffy uses a jiu jitsu armbar to eliminate Charlene

Buffy TV Slayer is the SOLE SURVIVOR!She wins the WARGAMES & THE MATCH BEYOND!

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(The Davidsons are fumeing!Buffy beat them single handedly!Celebrity Trainer WTIC is in to check on Buffy.
He sheilds her from The Davidsons,but Harlene grabs him and tosses him away!Mad Dog slams the door shut!
They've got Buffy and WTIC trapped!Kelly and Paris climb up and over the side of the cage!Paris loads up her rings and Kelly goes in her pocket and gets her brass knucks!This is getting ugly!WTIC trips Harlene,Paris gives her a faceful of rings!Kelly socks Charlene with her knucks!Mad Dog rams Kelly's head into the mesh!)

Dr B:RAISE THE CAGE!WHOEVER THROWS THE NEXT PUNCH WILL BE TERMINATED!NOW GIT BACK TO THE LOCKEROOMS AND I MEAN NOW!Shaylene...

Shaylene Tanner:DANG and that was just the opener!This next match is for the WGW Celeb rity Title!In the ring to my left,The Challenger...from Los Angeles,California!She is one of America's Sweethearts...Hillary!And now making her way to the ring,accompanied by the LGW Celebrity Champion Al "The Shoe In" Bundy...our WGW Celebrity Champion...Peg "The Big Red Haired Monster" Bundy!

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Peg Bundy vs Hilary - WGW Celebrity Title Match

(match played out with

Peg Bundy vs Hilary
For the WGW Celebrity Championship!
Announcer Shaylene Tanner:
In the Red Corner...
From Chicago...Peg Bundy!
And in the Blue Corner...
Wrestling out of Los Angeles...Hilary!
DING DING DING
Hilary grabs on with a front facelock...DDT!
Peg Bundy with a Sidewalk Slam!There's a cover!
1...
2...
No only a 2 count!
Hilary brains Peg Bundy with a Piledriver!
1...
2...
Peg Bundy is up!
Hilary crunches Peg Bundy's spine with a Powerbomb!
Peg Bundy powerslams Hilary!
Hilary gets Peg Bundy in a chokehold...
The Referee counts 1.2.3.4...
Hilary breaks the hold!
Hilary executes a gutwrench suplex on Peg Bundy.
Hilary catches Peg Bundy with a Flying Forearm!
Hilary with an Inside Cradle!
The Referee counts!
1...
2...
3...
Hilary defeats Peg Bundy by pinfall!
The winner and NEW WGW Celebrity Champion...Hilary!

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(Ms Monro jumps in the ring and pulls Hilary's hand down...)

Ms Monro:She was using the ropes for leverage!Look,look at
this...

(Ms Monro makes Referee Joanie Lee watch a replay on the monitor.)

Referee Joanie Lee:Ms Monro is right Hilary was using the ropes
for leverage...I have no choice but to reverse my decision,Hilary
is Disqualified!Peg Bundy is still The WGW Celebrity Champion!

Hilary:It doesn't matter anyway.I can't hang around here to be your
stupid Celeb Champion!I have a big tour scheduled for next month!Peg
I got your number...I beat you!

Shaylene Tanner:Alright haul it outta here!Up next the Tag Team Champions
put the Titles on the line against 3 Time former Tag champs Brody & The Berserker!

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Kane & Bud vs Brody & The Berserker - LGW Tag Title Match

(Match played out with

Kane & Bud Bundy vs Brody & The Berserker
For the LGW Tag Team Championship!
Announcer Shaylene Tanner:
In the Red Corner,the LGW Tag Team Champions...
Kane and Bud Bundy...Kane & Bud Bundy!
And in the Blue Corner...
Bruiser Brody and The Berserker...Brody & The Berserker!
DING DING DING
Bruiser Brody grabs on with a front facelock...DDT!
The Berserker goes up...MOONSAULT! Bud Bundy moves out of the way!
Kane clamps on a Figure 4 Leglock! Bruiser Brody breaks the hold!
Bud Bundy follows Bruiser Brody into the corner with a lariat!
Bud Bundy nails The Berserker with an atomic drop!
The Berserker is down!
Bruiser Brody chokes Bud Bundy!
The Referee gets between them...
Bruiser Brody breaks the hold!
Bud Bundy connects with a cresent kick!It floors The Berserker!
There's a cover...
1...
2...
3...
DING DING DING
Kane & Bud gets the win!
Kane & Bud are the LGW Tag Team Champions!

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(Kane picks Bud up and parades him around the ring!)

Kane:You did it you beat them Super...uh Bumble Bee...

Bud Bundy:I told you just call me Bud!We're the Tag Champs!
It's NOT a fluke!I am good!I'm...WE are the Champions!

Barth Gimble:In our WNW Main Event it will be...1st coming out
of retirement to take care of business...The Natureboy!His partner
Former Celebrity champion Fonz!Their opponents...Terry Funk
and Kurt Russell!

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The Natureboy and Fonz vs Terry Funk and Kurt Russell

(match played out with

Natureboy & Fonz vs Funk & Russell
Announcer Shaylene Tanner:
In the Red Corner...
The Natureboy and Fonz...Natureboy & Fonz!
And in the Blue Corner...
Terry Funk and Kurt Russell...Funk & Russell!
DING DING DING
Terry Funk grabs on with a front facelock...DDT!
Fonz with a Sidewalk Slam!There's a cover!
1...
2...
No only a 2 count!
Terry Funk with a T-Bone Suplex & a cover!
1...
No only a one count!
Terry Funk ties Fonz up in the corner...open hand chop!
Kurt Russell swings at Fonz but,hits The Referee by mistake!
The Referee shoves Kurt Russell then regains composure.
The Natureboy applies a front facelock...
Terry Funk is trying to counter! The Natureboy breaks the hold!
Fonz smashes Kurt Russell with a Shooting Star Press!
Kurt Russell goes for a Flying Axehandle but, The Natureboy counters with a Gorilla Slam!
Fonz with a Vertical Suplex!Terry Funk didn't see it coming!
The Referee counts!
1...
2...
3...
DING DING DING
Natureboy & Fonz gets a win over Funk & Russell with a Vertical Suplex!

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Shaylene Tanner:Did you see that team work?That's what made the difference!
The Fonz dominated the match while Natureboy waited for the right time to make
his presence known.He did with that Gorilla Slam!Fonz nailed Funk with a big
Vertical Suplex,hooked the leg and that's all she wrote!Natureboy and Fonz win it!
Tune in for the LGW/WGW Houseshow PPV tomorrow and the big PPV Week finale
on LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN on Friday!

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[darkrider]

Good card bro.

[WTIC]

Great stuff for a mini-episode, whoo-hoo!

However, play the WHOLE fight card on COTG Desktop next time like you are supposed to! (Kidding!)

WTIC (The awesome Trainer of the Celebrities)

[uewdrb]

Neil - Wait till tomorrow's card.There's a surprise you won't believe.

WTIC - You're right this thread is supposed to be COTG/LOW only
but due to the number of matches I had to play out...well yes,I took
a shortcut!That's what I get for having 3 PPV cards in one week!

uewdrb

[uewdrb]

LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN episode 38
Pay Per View Friday Finale!

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Cornette:Welcome fans to our Special SPLASHDOWN PPV Week Finale!
We're starting off with the BIGGEST Match of the week.Well,that is to say
this match has the most wrestlers in it!20 wrestlers,two rings!Only two wrestlers
survive.They will compete to see who the Battle Bowl 2008 Champion will be!

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Battle Bowl 2008
(This match was played out with UEWPro BB sim 1 & 2)

UEWPro - Battle Bowl match 1!
The Contestants are...Macho King,Moolah,The American Dream,Alexis Laree,El Gigante,
Cordelia,Carl Winslow,Marylou,Sheriff Andy & Leah Remini!
Referee Danny Pine calls for the bell...
DING DING DING!
Cornette: All 10 Contestants start out brawling!
Lawler: Looks like we got a quick rollup!
Macho King has just been pinned and is eliminated!
*****UEW*****
Lawler:Lookout...BIG COLLISION!
Cornette:There's a cover!
Cordelia was pinned and is eliminated!
*****UEW*****
Cornette:Lookout!!!Oh no!!!
Lawler:What a devestating move!
Carl Winslow has been hurt and cannot continue! Carl Winslow is eliminated!
*****UEW*****
Lawler: Moolah is trying to fight off 3 wrestlers!
Cornette:Nah King,the odds are not in Moolah's favor!
Moolah fought well but is eliminated!
*****UEW*****
Cornette:Holy Moley!They've got The American Dream up!
Lawler:I don't believe it Jim,a Double Powerbomb!!!
The American Dream is thrown out of the ring and is eliminated!
*****UEW*****
Lawler: Marylou goes down hard!
Cornette:Everyone jumps on top of Marylou!
Marylou is the victim of the dogpile and is eliminated!
*****UEW*****
Cornette: Alexis Laree is fist and fire King!
Lawler:Oh no!A kick in the gut knocks Alexis Laree down!There's a cover!
Referee Danny Pine counts: 1...2...3!!!
Alexis Laree made a great comeback but,is eliminated!
*****UEW*****
Lawler:Just three wrestlers left Jim!
Cornette:They're going after Sheriff Andy!Ooh,that's gotta hurt!
Referee Danny Pine counts:1...2... NO!
Lawler:Big Double Lariat! Sheriff Andy is down again!
Referee Danny Pine counts:1...2...3!!!
Cornette: Sheriff Andy got double teamed and has just been eliminated!
*****UEW*****
Lawler:Only two wrestlers left!The fight is on!
Cornette: Leah Remini got hit hard!Rollup 1...2... NO!
Lawler:Look Jim, Leah Remini got caught in a submission hold!
Cornette: Leah Remini breaks the hold but takes a forearm smash!Rollup!
Referee Danny Pine counts:1...2...3!!!
Lawler: Leah Remini tryed to fight it but,got eliminated!
****UEW****
El Gigante wins The UEWPro - Battle Bowl match 1!
El Gigante gets the win in 11 minutes & 30 seconds.
El Gigante will go on to wrestle for The Battle Bowl Championship!

UEWPro - Battle Bowl match 2!
The Contestants are...Mercedez Martinez,Khali,Dana Lewis,Goldberg,Lacey,
Gordy,Vicki Paine,Erk-Man,Cameron Diaz & Big Show!
Referee Rick Santos calls for the bell...
DING DING DING!
Barth: The Fight Is On!!!
Shaylene: Clothesline!Quick cover!
Gordy has just been pinned and is eliminated!
*****UEW*****
Shaylene:Hoo boy,what a CHOKESLAM!!!
Barth:There's a cover!
Mercedez Martinez was pinned and is eliminated!
*****UEW*****
Barth:Here we go!!! Figure Four!!!
Shaylene:What a devestating move!
Khali tries to hold on... Khali taps out and is eliminated!
*****UEW*****
Shaylene: Vicki Paine is getting pulverized in the corner!
Barth:They're trying to break Vicki Paine's arm!
Vicki Paine is seriously injured and cannot continue!
*****UEW*****
Barth:They've got Erk-Man up!
Shaylene:Double Deathdrop!!!
Erk-Man gets rolled onto the stretcher! Erk-Man is eliminated!
*****UEW*****
Shaylene: Dana Lewis gets shoved into the turnbuckles!!!
Barth:Everyone joins in on a Corner Crush!!! Dana Lewis!
Dana Lewis gets squashed and is eliminated!
*****UEW*****
Barth: Goldberg is coming to life!!!
Shaylene:Oh no!A Stunner out of nowhere! Goldberg is down!
Referee Rick Santos counts: 1...2...3!!!
Goldberg with to little to late,is eliminated!
*****UEW*****
Shaylene:Just three wrestlers left Barth!
Barth:It's a 3 way Fight! Cameron Diaz gets a Superkick in the mouth!
Referee Rick Santos counts:1...2... NO!
Shaylene:Flying Shoulderblock! Cameron Diaz is down again!
Referee Rick Santos counts:1...2...3!!!
Barth: Cameron Diaz has just been eliminated!
*****UEW*****
Shaylene:Only two wrestlers left!The fight is on!
Barth: Big Show takes a Piledriver!Rollup 1...2... NO!
Shaylene:Look, Big Show is fighting on instinct and guts alone!
Barth: Big Show trys a slam but Big Show's legs buckle!Rollup!
Referee Rick Santos counts:1...2...3!!!
Shaylene: Big Show fought valiantly but,got eliminated!
****UEW****
Lacey wins The UEW Elimination Match!
Lacey gets the win in 46 minutes & 45 seconds.
Lacey goes on to wrestle for The Battle Bowl Championship!

This match is for The Battle Bowl Championship!
In the Red corner...El Gigante!
And in the Blue corner... Lacey!
The Referee for the match will be Joanie Lee!
El Gigante vs Lacey
Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell.
DING DING DING!
Match in progress...
Lacey nails El Gigante with a DDT!!
El Gigante catches Lacey with a jiu jitsu throw!
Lacey hits El Gigante with a neckbreaker.
El Gigante gets Lacey in a Octopus Hold.
Lacey fights the pain!
Lacey holds on...
Lacey can't take anymore pain...
Lacey taps out!
Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell.
DING DING DING!
The winner of the match is El Gigante!
El Gigante is the NEW Battle Bowl Champion!
Whoo,what a fight!
El Gigante gets the win in 32 minutes 37 seconds.

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Lawler:YA BIG SCHLUB!!!He won the match because he beatup two girls!You heard me ya Jumbo Horse's Patooty!

(Khali slides into the ring and shoves El Gigante.A fist fight breaks out!The fans are going wild!Big Show slides in he's gonna referee this fight!Gigante with a gigantic chop across the chest of Khali!The big man staggers but retaliates with a big headbutt!Gigante drives Khali into the corner and starts pounding away!Big Show gets between them,they refuse to seperate.Big Show gives them a Noggin Knocker.Both men stagger around in a daze!Lawler hits the ring!He goes up and nails El Gigante with a flying forearm!Big Show lifts Lawler and slams him on top of Gigante!Big Show counts 1 2 3!Khali is infuriated!He goes after Lawler who is much to quick for Khali to catch!Lawler climbs up on Big Show's shoulders,looks at Khali eye to eye,then pummels him with lefts and rights!Khali drops to one knee.Lawler slides down bounces off the ropes...DROPKICK!Khali caught it right in the jaw!Khali is out!Lawler hits a splash!Big Show counts 1 2 3 ! He raises Lawler's hand and laughs!The two big guys are up,but they want no part of Lawler and Big Show!)

Cornette:What is this since when do the Announcers get involved in the matches?King are you outta your mind?Them are some BIG boys in there!In our Semi-Final Matchup we got,The WGW Champion Beth the Bounty Hunter.She being escorted to the ring by Dog,Tim and Leland!

(The fans go balistic when they see The Bounty Hunters!Beth raises her WGW Titlebelt for all to see!Dog and his crew wave at the fans and sign some autographs.As Beth's music fades a single red spotlight hits the top of the ramp. Suddenly flames consume the ramp and fire blows out the top of the ringposts!It's Succubus The Fire Queen!!!Big Queenie walks up to Dog looks him in the eye and kisses him!Beth shoves Big Queenie!Succubus hammers Beth with a huge forearm smash,turns and sucker punches Dog,then runs Tim & Leland down with a double clothesline!The fans hoot and holler,Big Queenie just floored all of The Bounty Hunters!Queenie slides in and taunts Beth...)

Barth Gimble:What the heck is that all about?Come on Beth get in the ring and show her who the WGW is!Go on!Go get her Beth!Beth the Bounty Hunter...Big Queenie...the WGW Title is on the line!

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Beth the Bounty Hunter vs Succubus - WGW Title Match
(After a long battle Beth TBH hits her signature running lariat and pins Succubus)
Beth the Bounty Hunter is the WGW Champion!

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Lawler:That Beth TBH is good she just beat one of the best in the business!Hey what are The Davidsons doing here?
They're surrounding The Bounty Hunters!This is gonna get nasty!Wait...Ms Monro is at the top of the ramp and she's got her "MUSCLE" with her!Pheonix,Nicole and High Rolla run down the ramp!What the...Giant Jayne just stepped over the guardrail and clobbered High Rolla from behind!Giant Jayne stomps High Rolla with her size 18 boots!
This is outta control!We've got Davidsons fighting with The Bounty Hunters,High Rolla and Nicole brawling with GIGANTUS and whoa...Pheonix flys and takes down Harlene and Charlene!Mad Dog Shanon shoves Pheonix into the ringpost!Beth whips Mad Dog into the steel ring steps!Leland unleashes a flurry of punches to Big Queenie's midsection...she just looks at him and laughs!A clubbing forearm and Leland is down!Dog is macing The Davidsons!
Harlene rips the cannister out of his hands and hits Dog in the head with it!Finally,Security is here they're cuffing everyone and dragging them out!HOLEY!We're gonna need another PPV to settle all the stuff from this PPV!

Shaylene Tanner:I think you're right about that King!Alright it's been a long PPV week but now the clincher.Our LGW/WGW Pay Per View Main Event!The Hardys vs Nikita & Psycho UD!If The Hardys win Jeff gets the LGW Title back,but if Nikita & Psycho UD win,Psycho UD gets his WNW Title back!History will be made one way or another!

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The Hardys vs Nikita & Psych UD
1.Psycho UD pins Jeff Hardy after a Powerbomb
2.Psycho UD use a Powerbomb to finish off Matt Hardy
Psycho UD is the NEW WNW Champion!Nikita is the LGW Champion!

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Barth Gimble:Well Doc I guess you don't have to worry about them Hardys no more!Psycho UD had Powerbombs with their names on them!Once again...hey!

Psycho UD:PSYCHO UD RULES THE WORLD!!!

Nikita:Ja toh et ta!How you say?Nikita is LGW Shampeon,Psycho UD is WNW Shampeon!WE RULE WORLD!!!

(Nikita & Psycho UD are flexing for the camera.Matt Hardy with a chairshot,Jeff Hardy with a ensui giri!The Champions are down!Screen goes black,credits roll...)

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[darkrider]

Need stats for Judy Martin.

[uewdrb]

Neil - Check Kelly's WEW,Shimmer,WOW thread.I'm pretty sure she has stats for Judy Martin.If not check COTGWomen or LOWcreation at Yahoogroups.

uewdrb

[WTIC]

Didn't see "WTIC" on the card! He must be lost in the Twilight Zone huh? (Kidding!)

Great stuff again, Dr. B! Although I have never seen Khali "slide" into the ring, LOL!

Good match-ups, glad to see Nikita and Psycho U.D. wearing gold, whoo-hoo!

See ya next time!

[darkrider]

May 30, 2008 12:44:40 GMT -5 uewdrb said:

Neil - Check Kelly's WEW,Shimmer,WOW thread.I'm pretty sure she has stats for Judy Martin.If not check COTGWomen or LOWcreation at Yahoogroups.

uewdrb

Ok thanks.

[uewdrb]

LGW/WGW Wednesday Night Wrestling episode 14

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Barth Gimble:Welcome to WNW!In our opener we
have two of our favorite Celebs,it'll be Paris vs Paige!

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Paris vs Paige Halliwell
(After a long match that went back & forth Paris
hits Paige with her rings,then gets the pin)

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Shaylene Tanner:Paris gets better every week!
and lets not sell Paige short,she came to fight!
everytime Paris got the advantage,Paige found
a way to comeback.Paris had to resort to not so
legal tactics to get the win.Paris is your winner.

Barth Gimble:Now this is what I call WRESTLING!
Two of our greatest Catch Wrestling Champions.
Farmer Burns is in with Primo Carnera!

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Farmer Burns vs Primo Carnera
(Burns gets a submission win with a Double Chancery Hold)

***************************************************

Shaylene Tanner:I can't believe Burns could make Primo
submit!Primo's a big tough guy!Up next,this guy has only
beat once or twice,Fonz has on top of his game,since he
started training with The Natureboy!His opponent is...oh
no...his opponent is The Great Khali!

***************************************************

Fonz vs Khali
(Fonz bewilders Khali with his quickness.Khali
submits to Fonz's Spinning Toehold)

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Barth Gimble:Khali's leg is almost as tall as Fonz!
Fonzie gets an amazing submission win with a
spinning toehold!Well,it's time for our WNW Main
Event!This feud has been going on for years!It's
High Rolla & Nicole Bass taking on GIGANTUS!

***************************************************

High Rolla & Nicole Bass vs GIGANTUS
1.Big Bad Helene wins the 1st fall with her Reverse Elbowsmash
2.Nicole Bass takes the 2nd fall with a Gorilla Press Slam
3.Giant Jayne gets DQed for slamming Nicole on the concrete
4.Giant Jayne pins High Rolla after her signature Giant Swing

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(GIGANTUS won the match,but the fight rages on!High Rolla
blasts Giant Jayne with a Flying Forearm!BBH floors Nicole
with a reverse heelkick!It's breaking down!High Rolla has a
chair!PANG!She levels Big Bad Helene!High Rolla gets a knee
in the back from Giant Jayne!Nicole halls back and lets Giant Jayne
have it with a huge right hand!Security is here...Giant Jayne grabs
two Security guys and slams their heads together!PHZZT!Screen goes
black,credits roll...)

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[WTIC]

Paris is on the move! She wants the Belt soon, I am sure!

Fonz finally lost? About time! ;D

Looking forward to Friday's fight card!

[darkrider]

Your not the only one WTIC.

[KellyMonro007]

I am visitor #2105 to this thread.

THIS is the Fed that everyone is checking out, Dr B. Simply Amazing!

Keep it up!

Kelly

[uewdrb]

Kelly - It appears that LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN & WNW are a HIT!Can't wait for AWE to make it's debut!
And now on to the show...

uewdrb


LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN episode 40

***************************************************

Dr B:Welcome to LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!What the...

Neil:Make way for the WGW Tag Team Champions!Neil Inc
is THE most powerful force in the WGW!Not only that but
later on tonight,we WILL own the WGW Title,when Robin Rebel
destroys Beth the Bounty Hunter!We are...

Ms Monro:NEIL!You want to be ejected from the Arena on your
most important night?Just as I thought,now SIT DOWN & SHADDAP!
Rocker & Mosher vs The DOP!Let's go to the ring!

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Rocker & Mosher vs The DOP (Stephanie & Vicki Paine)
WGW Tag Team Championship Match!
(Mosher hits an Army Boots Stage Dive,then takes Vicki Paine
out with thrashing kicks and punches.Mosher gets the pin)

***************************************************

(Stephanie Paine spears Mosher!Guillotine Legdrop by Stephanie!
Ramona Rocker kicks Stephanie in the back and hits a T-Bone Suplex!
Mosher has a steel chair!She swings...PANG!Vicki Paine goes down!
Ms Monro and her MUSCLE are here!Pheonix and High Rolla slide into
the ring and start flinging wrestlers out of the ring!Security captures them
and hauls them back to the lockerooms!)

Kane:Come on Shane!Don't forget your belt!We're the LGW Tag Team
Champions and tonight we get to beat up The Freebirds!

Bud Bundy:I'm Bud,Bud Bundy!You never listen to me.I'm Bud...

***************************************************

Kane & Bud vs The Freebirds - LGW Tag Team Title match
(Kane gets the pin after a sidewalk slam on Gordy)

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Ms Monro:Kane manhandled Gordy gave him a sidewalk slam and
rolled him up...1-2-3 Kane & Bud are still the Tag Team Champions!
Before you say anything Neil,Beth the Bounty Hunter WILL give your
Robin Rebel everything she needs...

Neil:Just bring it on!We beat Beth the Bounty Hunter last week fair and
square!She should be the WGW Champion!There will be a winner and
she WILL be Robin Rebel!

***************************************************

Beth the Bounty Hunter vs Robin Rebel - WGW Title Match
(After a long hard fought match Beth TBH hit her signature
Running Lariat and got the pin)

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(Neil Inc is at ringside,they think they've got Beth TBH trapped.
Beth points...Ms Monro & her MUSCLE are coming down the
ramp!Neil Inc run out to meet them...a huge brawl ensues!What
the...The Verminators run down and join the fight!Cordelia drops
Buffy with a hard right hand!Nicole and High Rolla hit a 3D on
Faith,then Mellony!Ooh,Pheonix goes face first into the post!
Nicole has Mosher up...she drops her jaw first on the Announcer's
Table!Dr B send Security in,it's a standoff!Security takes everyone
to the back.They went peaceably,but there is still the potential that
it will all break down!)

Dr B:It's time for the LGW/WGW Main Event!The new LGW Champion
Sgt Slaughter takes on former champ Stinger Steve.

***************************************************

Sgt Slaughter vs Stinger Steve - LGW Title Match
(Slaughter nails Stinger Steve with 3 Slaughter Cannons to get the win)

***************************************************

Dr B: Slaughter was all over Stinger Steve!Stinger is resilient but Sarge
would not relent!It took 3 Slaughter Cannons to take Stinger out!Sarge
is YOUR LGW Champion!Tune into WNW on Wednesday,Houseshow
on Thursday and LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN a week from today!

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[darkrider]

Great card wait until Wild and Crazy Wrestling hits the scene.

[WTIC]

Beth TBH rules!

Bud keeps the tag belts, he should be happy he's got Kane for a partner and quit the whining!

The Sarge is a toughie! He could be champ for a long time to come!

But where is WTIC? Did he finally get that date with Kelly Bundy? ;D

[uewdrb]

WTIC - I wanted Robin Rebel to win so Neil could be a total Power Monger...but unfortunately Beth TBH was just to good for her.Luck of the dice man...Kane and Bud are doing good!Bud even won one last time.Good chrac ter development for both guys.Hey I just got a terrific idea!

I got Sarge's card from either LOW Creations or LOW Legends yahoogroup.I forget who did it,but it's a really strong card.Hat's Off to the creator!Sarge may have a long Title Reign he's looking good so far.

Where's WTIC?He was off in Hollywood scouting Eva Longoria,Anna Kournikova,Kate Beckinsale & Avril Lavigne at a meet and greet function.I hope he gets them to sign more than just autographs.

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LGW/WGW Wednesday Night Wrestling episode 15

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Shaylene Tanner:Welcome to Wednesday Night Wrestling!
We're opening with a match I never expected!Maude takes on
Daisy Mae Moses aka Granny!Maude is tough but Granny is
feisty!Talk about gray power!They may be old but they are
here to fight!Listen to the crowd roar as Granny come to the ring...

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Maude vs Granny (Daisy Mae Moses)
(Granny gets a submission win with her Possum Ridge Paralyzer)

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Barth Gimble:I don't believe it Shaylene!Little Granny just beat a
former WGW champion in her 1st match!We know Maude is tough,
she's fought her way through all kinds of situations here in the WGW!
Granny caught Maude in that move she calls The Possum Ridge Paralyzer,
there was no way for Maude to escape!She had to submit!What a win for
Daisy Mae Moses!

Shaylene Tanner:Barth,Paris & Lindsay may be out of their League in this one!
They're in with Trish Stratus & Alexis Laree!I think Trish and Alexis have an experience advantage here!


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Paris & "Mean Girl" Lindsay vs Alexis Laree & Trish Stratus
(Trish pins Paris after a Hurrakinrana)

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(Celebrity Trainer WTIC is in to check on Paris & Lindsay
Alexis grabs Lindsay and pushes her lips against WTIC's face!
Paris cracks Alexis with her rings and makes sure Lindsay & WTIC
are okay.Lindsay looks at Alexis and Trish defiantly and...lays a big
kiss on WTIC's lips!Alexis pushes Lindsay away and gives WTIC a
kiss of her own!They start to argue about who kisses better!)

Lindsay:Well...tell who the better kisser is!

Alexis Laree:Yeah,WTIC...tell her the truth!Tell her I'm the better kisser...

(WTIC looks at Lindsay then at Alexis...he slides out of the ring and runs
up the ramp!He's no dummy.He's not gonna choose between two beautiful
women and how well they kiss.He knows the result will be that he gets beatup
by those women and their friends!)

Shaylene Tanner:WTIC you better watch yourself boy!Them girls look mad!
Up next,the self proclaimed "King" Al Bundy defends his LGW Celebrity Title
against "The Lawman from Mayberry" Deputy Barney Fife!

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Al "The Shoe in" Bundy vs Barney Fife - LGW Celebrity Title Match
(Barney dominates the match,but a chairshot from Al ends his attack.
Bundy rolls Barney Fife up and gets the pin.)
Al "The Shoe in" Bundy retains the LGW Celebrity Title!

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Barth Gimble:Hey Al come here...

Al Bundy:I Al "The King" Bundy am still...

Barth Gimble:Al,Al...Barney almost pinned you a number times in that match!
Why'd you decide to take that route Al?Hitting Fife with a Chair is illegal,you
should've been disqualified!

Al Bundy:Either way Barth...I Al "The King" Bundy am STILL the Celebrity Champion!I pinned him and even if I got DQed old Barney STILL wouldn't
be the LGW Celebrity Champion!Doc get me some real compeitition!!!

Shaylene Tanner:Be careful what you ask for Al!You know how Doc is.
You could find yourself in the ring with Jackie Chan,how about Filo Beto
from "Every Which Way but Loose"?I think Big Show qualifies as a Celeb
he was in a Number One Hit movie!Just saying Al...In our next match our
WGW Celebrity Champion,Peg Bundy puts her Title on the line against
"The Evil Genius" Helen Hunt!

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Peg Bundy vs Helen Hunt - WGW Celebrity Title Match
(Helen Hunt ends Peg Bundy's title reign with a Hangman's Lariat and a pin)
Helen Hunt is the NEW WGW Celebrity Champion!

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(Al slides into the ring and checks on Peg.Hunt sneaks up from behind and
hits him with a lowblow!She gives Al a legdrop,hops up and fistdrops Peg!
Helen grabs the Title Belt and attacks the Bundys with it!Celebrity Trainer
WTIC runs down the ramp and climbs into the ring!He dodges a Title Belt
swing by Hunt!He rolls Peg out to the EMTs who get her Medical Attention.
Al is up but he takes a size 5 boot in the belly!The crowd goes wild as Helen
Hunt grabs WTIC by the neck...what's she gonna do?Hunt plants a big kiss
on WTIC,then slides out of the ring!Hunt laughs as she makes her way to
the lockerooms...)

Barth Gimble:HOLEY HANNAH!What can you follow that with?The LGW/WGW
WNW Main Event!WNW Champion Psycho UD takes on The Crusher!This oughta be a GREAT Matchup!

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Psycho UD vs Crusher Lisowski - WNW Title Match
(Psycho UD destroys The Crusher with a waistlock slam
and his signature Powerbomb before getting the 3 count
with a 1 handed pin)

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Psycho UD:PSYCHO UD RULES THE WORLD!!!
Hey where'd WTIC go?Don't I get a kiss?BWAHAHA!!!
Hey Barth come here!Ready?

Barth Gimble & Psycho UD:LGW/WGW RULES THE WRESTLING WORLD!

Barth Gimble:Tune in tomorrow for LGW/WGW Houseshow and on Friday
for SPLASHDOWN!BTW checkout Neil's Diva League Wrestling and the
much anticipated debut of Ms Monro's Amazon Wrestling - Pro Federation!

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