LGW/WGW Splashdown!

[uewdrb]

Kelly - The Giant is always a chokeslam away from the GOLD!In about 2 months he's held the WNW Title twice and he just pretty much destroyed Nikita whose been the LGW Champ for about 4 months!

If you add up all the titles Blonde Brazilian's held over the years it amounts to way more than 30.She held the WWW Title 25 times.But you're right there's always someone that can take her.Her nemesis in WGW...AWE's Jo Starr!She
beat Blonde Brazilian for the title twice!That's what wrestling should be like.

WTIC-Tonya and Marylou was a natural!Marylou =Ultimate Good Tonya=Ultimate Bad Sport!Doesn't get better than that!The Giant runs...not very fast,but hey.Goldberg is a tough card.I see a title run in his future.I can just see him blowing pyro smoke out of his nose...BTW who should King WTIC face next?

uewdrb

[darkrider]

Tonya Harding" No fair i'm going to try my luck in W.C.W."


Back to reality nice card Dr. B

How about Angel from the Buffy the Vampire series ?

[uewdrb]

LGW/WGW Wednesday Night Wrestling episode 22

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Shaylene Tanner:Welcome to LGW/WGW Wednesday Night Wrestling!
A couple of weeks ago Steven Q.'s W.C.W. contract was terminated when
he lost a Impromtu Handicap Match.Our Comissioner Hardbody Holly took
it upon herself to sign W.C.W. CEO Mr Neil in a GRUDGE MATCH!Not just
any Grudge Match,in this one you must win 3 out of 5 rounds to win!

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Neil vs Erk-Man - GRUDGE match (Best of 5 Falls)
1.Neil submits to Steve's armlock
2.Steve pins Neil after a bodyblock
3.Neil wins the 3rd fall with a sleeper
4.Erk-Man wins the fall with a bodyblock and a pin!
Steve wins The Best of 5 Falls GRUDGE Match!

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(Steve does the Urkel Dance while razzing Neil!They're all dancing in the stands!)

Steven Q:Who's the BIG NERD now Mr Neil...heh!heh!snork...

Barth Gimble:Alright,I don't care who won the match...get those GEEKS outta here!
Up next...oh my,WTIC the Celebrity Trainer takes on another celeb...ROCKY!And
I don't mean Maivia!Rocky Balboa vs WTIC...

(Eye of the Tiger plays as Rocky makes his way to the ring!WTIC stretches.He does
some deep knee bends and shows his hand speed by throwing a few combinations.)

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WTIC vs Rocky Balboa-Non Title Match
(Rocky KOs WTIC with a Big Right Hook in 3 and 1/2 minutes)

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Shaylene Tanner:How can WTIC come out here every week and take beatings
like that?Man that's gonna swell!Get him ice or something!Gees!

Barth Gimble:Dadgum!That had to hurt!Up next it's WNW Champion Psycho UD
teaming with WNW's Womens Champion Futura against Khali and Giant Jayne!
Talk about a BIG MATCH!

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Psycho UD & Futura vs Khali & Giant Jayne- Mixed Tag Action!
1.Futura pins Khali after nailing him with 2 Future Shocks
2.Giant Jayne pins Psycho UD after giving him a Rockbottom
3.After a battle that raged on and on with neither team getting
the advantage,Khali caught Futura with his finisher the Tree Slam
and won the match!

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Barth Gimble:What a fight!We got to see how much heart Futura's got!She took
the fight to Khali and Giant Jayne!Psycho UD and Futura fought a great fight,
but in the end Khali caught Futura got her up 7 and a half feet in the air and
slammed her down with authority!After that and a 400 lbs giant rollup...well
no one gets up from that!Khali and Giant Jayne are your winners!

Shaylene Tanner:It's time for our WNW Main Event!It's Batista vs Dog the Bounty
Hunter to determine who is the Number One Contender!Batista is a former WNW
champion,while Dog TBH defeated the current WNW Champion Psycho UD a
couple of weeks ago!There will be a Top Contender tonight!

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Batista vs Dog the Bounty Hunter - Number One Contender Match!
(Dog is DQed for blasting Batista with pepper spray)

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Dog:Ya ***BLEEP***...***BLEEP***...stinkin' punk!

Barth Gimble:Whoa.whoa Duane you can't talk like that here!This ain't A&E man!
Batista is the Number One Contender!Dog is going balistic,but it's his own fault!
We'll see...PHZZZT!Screen goes black...

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[WTIC]

I was wondering why I woke up with a black eye today! Rocky may be as dumb as a stump, but he can PUNCH!

Poor Neily! Will he ever live down such a humilating defeat?

Batista gets pepper-sprayed? Paris & Kelly Bundy do that to me all the time! ;D

Great stuff again, Dr. B! See ya on Friday!

[darkrider]

Dont worry about Mr. Neily worry about the wrestlers in the W.C.W. lol

[uewdrb]

Oh,oh what sort of evil plot does Mr Neily have in store for the unsuspecting W.C.W. wrestlers!?!?Tune in same bat time same bat place....

WTIC's head is so full of lumps he can't wear his beloved "Burger King" Crown.The King is not dead just convalecing!hahaha!

uewdrb

[darkrider]

Aug 13, 2008 20:23:47 GMT -5 uewdrb said:

Oh,oh what sort of evil plot does Mr Neily have in store for the unsuspecting W.C.W. wrestlers!?!?Tune in same bat time same bat place....

WTIC's head is so full of lumps he can't wear his beloved "Burger King" Crown.The King is not dead just convalecing!hahaha!

uewdrb

Stay tuned to W.C.W and see if Screech can answer your question.

WTIC Must be hard for you to wear that crown after being wailed on. If you want Menolly and Faith will watch your back.

[WTIC]

Aug 14, 2008 5:06:59 GMT -5 @darkrider said:

WTIC Must be hard for you to wear that crown after being wailed on. If you want Menolly and Faith will watch your back.

Cool! Yeah, that would be good! Thanks!

(Can I make out with Faith please? Hehehhehe!)

[darkrider]

If shes kicks your butt dont blame me.

[uewdrb]

LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN episode 47


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Sheryl Glass:Good Evening and WELCOME to LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!
I'm Sheryl Glass!I don't usually appear on this show but tonight,Dr B and
Comissioner Hardbody Holly are both in the ring!So is Executive Vice President
Ms Monro and W.C.W. CEO Mr Neily!All the Bosses in one HUGE intergender
Tag Match!

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Mr Neil & Ms Monro vs Dr B & Comissioner Hardbody Holly
1.Dr B tagged in Hardbody Holly after being out manuvered by Mr Neil.
HBH gets a submiision win with her Crossface Leghook Hammerlock
2.Hardbody Holly wins the when she used a Sunset Flip to pin Ms Monro
Dr B & Comissioner Hardbody Holly win the match!

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Sheryl Glass:Well...Hardbody Holly shows us why she's the one with the most
ring experience.Doc got frustrated when he couldn't mount any sort of offense
against Mr Neil.He tagged in "The Comish",she got old Neily in her CLH and got
a submission!In the second round,Mr Neil tagged in Ms Monro.The EVP was
doing surprisingly well against "The Comish".Ms Monro setup for a backbody
drop a little early,Hardbody Holly got her with a sunset flip 1-2-3!We have a winner!
Dr B & Comissioner Hardbody Holly win the match!

Okay,we have the WGW Tag Champs up next!Their opponents are Ms Monro's
MUSCLE,High Rolla and Nicole Bass!Ms Monro says High Rolla dropped the
ball last week when she lost the WGW Title to Blonde Brazilian!She gets another
chance here!

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S&M (Slamdanzer & Mosher Girl) vs MUSCLE (High Rolla & Nicole Bass)
Slam Danzer pins Nicole Bass after a Springboard Faceslam
S&M are the WGW Tag Team Champions

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Ms Monro:DANG IT!Watdahel are you two half wits doing!?!?You can't even beat
two Goths with to much eyeliner?Nicole you got terminated by the W.C.W.!I didn't
hire...LOSERS!Try doing your job!!!Next week is your LAST CHANCE!If you don't
get a win next week,you will out!

Sheryl Glass:Gees,you need a course in anger management!Up next the WGW
Champion puts the Title on the line against Giant Jayne!The Brazilian is the most
decorated champion,Giant Jayne is THE BIGGEST & BADDEST in the business!

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Blonde Brazilian vs Giant Jayne-WGW Titlematch
1.Giant Jayne pins Blonde Brazilian after a Gorillaslam
2.It took every high impact move she could muster and
3 Butterfly Suplexes to put Blonde Brazilian away but
Giant Jayne does it,she gets the three count.
Giant Jayne is the NEW WGW Champion!

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Sheryl Glass:We thought a miracle happened last week when Blonde Brazilian
took the WGW Title from High Rolla!Well just 7 days later Giant Jayne destroys
Blonde Brazilian to win the WGW Title a 5th time!Giant Jayne was just to much
for Blonde Brazilian to handle!She got up from The Brazilian's devestating slingshot
legdrop!The move that won her the title 3 times!Giant Jayne is your WGW Champion!

Ms Monro:Thankyou Sheryl for filling in tonight.In our LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN
Main Event,The Giant puts the LGW Title on the line against...GOLDBERG!GOLDBERG...

(The Giant hits the top of the ramp!He roars and makes the Chokeslam sign!Pyros light
the Arena!The Giant makes his way to the ring and steps over the top rope!Goldberg's
music plays and the camera follows him from his dressing room to the top of the ramp!
A fountain of sparks flies!Goldberg walks through the sparks and snorts out smokes!
Goldberg is psyching up!He growls at The Giant as he poses!Goldberg slides in and
gets right in The Giant's face...)

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The Giant vs Goldberg-LGW Titlematch
1.Goldberg uses a standing sidekick to take the big guy down then got the pin
2.Goldberg muscles The Giant up and nails him with his signature Jackhammer
Goldberg get the pin to win the match! (Hey,it's possible,I saw him do it on WCW-Dr B)
Goldberg is the NEW LGW Champion!

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Dr B:WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!Goldberg proves how good
he is tonight!That was the "Jackhammer heard around the world"!Goldberg is sending a message!
Goldberg is back and he's got the GOLD!Listen to the fans chanting...GOLDBERG!GOLDBERG!

S&M retain the WGW Tag Titles,Giant Jayne takes Blonde Brazilian apart and takes the WGW Title!
I know I said it before,but it's worth repeating...GOLDBERG is the NEW LGW Champion!

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Post show phone call:
WTIC:Yeah Mr Neil said that D'artigo would sorta lookout for me.
I couldn't even be on the show.These lumps hurt!Doc doesn't
pay me enough to go through this week after week!Getting
punched by Paris or Lindsay or Kelly Bundy I don't mind,but
that punchdrunk Balboa was way to stiff!Who am I?Apollo Creed?
I'm not a boxer!I'm a Celebrity Trainer...dammit!

Faith:Keep those lips to yourself and we got a deal...

WTIC:What?Oh come on...hello?hello?

[WTIC]

Like Dr. B was gonna lose! ;D

Goldberg is a monster and it'll take a monster to beat him, I would say!

"These lumps hurt!" That's for sure!

Ah, Faith. Gimme a chance...

Great write-up again, Dr. B! Can't wait to see what you have in store next time!

[darkrider]

Great writeup love the post show phone call. Its want makes our feds different.

[uewdrb]

LGW/WGW Wednesday Night Wrestling episode 23

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Barth Gimble:Welcome to LGW/WGW Wednesday Night Wrestling!
Now this is an opening match!Mr Neil assigned D'artigo to help WTIC
out so he wouldn't be beatup week after week.It will be WTIC & D'artigo
against The Bounty Hunters,Dog,Leland and Tim!Looks like WTIC might
get more lumps this week...

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WTIC & D'artigo vs The Bounty Hunter (Dog,Leland & Tim)
1.WTIC defeats Leland with a Sharpshooter
2.Tim TBH pins WTIC after a devestating DDT
3.Dog uses an armdrag to take WTIC down and got the pin
The Bounty Hunters win the match!

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WTIC:HEY!What the...WHERE WERE YOU?You're supposed to be helping
me,not standing in the corner gossiping!

Faith:Hey we thought you were doing good,you beat Leland...

WTIC:Yeah,but then Tim and Dog...well,dang why didn't you tag in?

Mellony:Uh...duh,it's not an intergender match...

WTIC:NOT INTERGENDER???Neily I'm gonna get you for this!

(WTIC heads for the lockeroom.D'artigo trails behind giggling as they walk.)

Shaylene Tanner:You know Barth,that boy needs a good manager...or a good
crash helmet!Dog gave him a "Mercy" pin because he didn't really want to hurt
WTIC!Okay it's the WNW Womens Tag Champions JLD & Hyapatia taking on
a slightly different MUSCLE!In for ODB this week is Pheonix.This could change
the whole strategy of the MUSCLE team.

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JLD & Hyapatia vs MUSCLE (Pheonix & Beth TBH)-WNW Womens Tag Title Match
1.JLD kicks Pheonix in the back then gets the pin
2.JLD uses her signature Flying Buttbomb to get the pin
JLD & Hyapatia retain the WNW Womens Tag Titles!

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Ms Monro:You two are L-O-S-E-R-S LOSERS!!!On this show next week it's gonna
be...ODB,Pheonix and Beth the Bounty Hunter vs...Aunt Maude,The Executive Vice
President...Ms Monro and a Special Mystery Wrestler!Elimination style Tag Match!
No DQ,No Countout,Last Woman Standing is the winner!Either you win or you'll be
banished to the "Bush Leagues" and I ain't talking about George W!!!

Barth Gimble:Ooh,Ms Monro is losing it!Nicole Bass gets her last chance here!She's
in with the WNW Womens Champ Futura!If Nicole can't pull this off she may just get
Ms Monro's size 6 boot right in her...well you know.

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Futura vs Nicole Bass-WNW Womens Title Match
(Futura finishes Bass quickly with a slingshot slam and a moonsault)
Futura retains the WNW Womens Title!

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Shaylene Tanner:Futura knew she had to take out the bigger stronger Bass before
Nicole could unleash any of her power moves.Futura used her superior agility to
confuse Bass,then took her down with some high impact manuvers!Futura holds
on to the WNW Womens Title!

Barth Gimble:Shaylene...this has got to be the BIGGEST LGW/WGW WNW Main Event...
EVER!Psycho UD beat Batista,Dog complained,Dog gets DQed for using Pepperspray
on Batista,Batista is the Number One Contender!The Match is signed Psycho UD vs
"The Animal" Batista,the WNW Championship is on the line!

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Psycho UD vs Batista-WNW Title Match
1.Batista takes the 1st fall with his signature Batista Bomb
2.Psycho UD takes the 2nd fall with 2 Powerbombs and a pin
3.Batista wins the match with a lariat and a pin
Batista has just earned his 2nd WNW Title reign!

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Shaylene Tanner:Barth...have you ever seen a more evenly contested Title Match?
Move for move,High Impact for High Impact!Both contestant took a fall with their
signature finisher!The 3rd fall would tell it all.Psycho UD started strong but then
Batista got the advantage!Batista kept beating Psycho UD to the punch!Batista
wound up and blasted Psycho UD with a powerful Lariat,hooked the far leg...
ONE-TWO-THREE we got a NEW WNW Champion!

On Houseshow tomorrow night -
Mosher Girl vs. Caitlin Catalyst!
The Olsens vs. The Charmed 6 Person Tag!
Bill Goldman vs. The Natural Dustin!
High Rolla vs Big Bad Helene!
Helen Hunt vs Alicia Witt-Non Title Match

On LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN -
WTIC vs Lucy Liu-K1 Style Match!
Kane vs Vader vs George Steele vs Abdula - winner gets a titleshot in Main Event!
Giant Jayne vs Blonde Brazilian vs High Rolla-WGW Tile Match
The Hardys vs The Road Warriors-LGW Tag Title Match
Goldberg vs -LGW Title Match

Barth and Shaylene:BE THERE!

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[darkrider]

Great card got a laugh in WTIC'S. If he wants me. The W.C.W number is in the book lol.

[WTIC]

Damn, now I have to go buy a crash helmet?

Batista wins! Way to go, Batista!

Goldberg vs ? -- Um, is The Undertaker in this fed? Now, THAT would be a good match!

I would make predictions for the next fight cards, but I am too lazy! ;D

[uewdrb]

LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN episode 48


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Dr B:Welcome to LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!We have one heckuva show for you tonight!
Okay,so D'artigo threw WTIC to the Dog...so to speak.Tonight "Old Lumpy" WTIC is in a K1
style match against Martial Arts expert Lucy Liu!Faith and Mellony are nowhere to be found!

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WTIC vs Lucy Liu-K1 Style Match
(Lucy smashes WTIC's hopes of winning with a Flying Lariat.Liu wins by pinfall)

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(D'artigo comes charging down to the ring.They slide in and put the boots to Lucy Liu!
They grab her sling her into the ropes and double backdrop her onto the floor!WTIC
is holding his head,that Lariat really shook him up...)

WTIC:A little late aren't you???Watdahekiswrongwityou!?!?

Faith:Oh what're you yellin' about?Hey we helped you with Lucy Liu didn't we?

(WTIC throws his hands up and marches angrily up the ramp.Faith and Mellony
follow laughing loudly while the fans boo them for not helping WTIC...)

Comissioner Hardbody Holly:What a bunch of A**Clowns!Up next we have a Monster Elimination Match!
It was WTIC that said it,"It's gonna take a monster to beat Goldberg!".Well we got 4 of the most menacing
MONSTERS in the business!The last man left after the others are Eliminated wins the match and that
wrestler,and I use the term loosely,will be in a LGW Title match in the Main Event!

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Monsters Elimination Match
Kane vs Vader vs George Steele vs Abdula - winner gets a titleshot in Main Event
1.George The Animal Steele punches Kane in the Midsection and got the pin
2.George uses the same move to eliminate Abdula
3.Steele disposed of all 3 opponents with shots to the midsection
George The Animal Steele will meet Goldberg in the Main Event!

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Ms Monro:Ladies and Gentlemen!GEORGE "THE ANIMAL" STEELE is the winner of the Monster Elimination
Match!He's tearing up the turnbuckles!He's eating the foam!Hey,this half wit could be our new LGW champion!
In the Main Event it will be Goldberg and George Steele for the LGW Title!

Comissioner Hardbody Holly:That's gonna be an action packed Main Event!Right now in the ring,we have a
BIG 3 Way for the WGW Title!Current Champion Giant Jayne takes on former champ Blonde Brazilian and the
woman she beat for the title High Rolla!3 of the top wrestlers in the WGW!Anything can happen here!

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Giant Jayne vs Blonde Brazilian vs High Rolla-WGW Tile Match
1.Blonde Brazilian eliminates Giant Jayne with 2 slingshot splashes
2.Blonde Brazilian unloads all of her high impact manuvers,she wins
the match with her signature Diva Suicida!
Blonde Brazilian has just earned her 6th WGW Title Reign!

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Dr B:DOGGONE!Blonde Brazilian just may be the GREATEST Champion of ALL TIME!25 WWW World Titles,7 National Titles and now 6 WGW Titles!It took everything she could pull out to eliminate High Rolla!The Brazilian
uncorks with her Diva Suicida and finally got the pin!Blonde Brazilian is the UNDISPUTED WGW Champion!!!
Woo!What a woman...

Ms Monro:Hey wipe the drool offa ya mouth man!Gees she ain't that cute!The Hardys defend their LGW Tag Titles
against... The Legion of Doom...The ROAD WARRIORS!

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The Hardys vs The Road Warriors-LGW Tag Title Match
(It took two Swanton Bombs to put Animal away.Jeff Hardy wins by pinfall)
The Hardys retain the LGW Tag Titles!

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Comissioner Hardbody Holly:What the heck just happened?Jeff Hardy just Swanton Bombed the HE...CK outta
Animal and gets the pin!This is incredible The Hardys destroyed the toughest team in the business!The Road
Warriors couldn't even get a decent offense going!The Hardys are your LGW Tag Champions!

Dr B:In our LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN Main Event...George "The Animal" Steele defeated Kane,Vader and Abdula
to get into The Main Event!Steele will be in a LGW Championship Match with "THE MAN" Goldberg!

(Steele makes his way to the ring.He's grunting and chewing on turnbuckle foam!The fans give him a rousing ovation.
The camera crew follows Goldberg from his personal dressing room as he walks toward the ramp.The wall of sparks
flies!Goldberg struts through the sparks and blows smoke out of his nose!Goldberg roars and makes the Jackhammer sign!Goldberg slides in and gets right in Steele's face!George just grunts and takes a mouthful of foam!)

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Goldberg vs George The Animal Steele-LGW Title Match
1.Goldberg wins the 1st fall with a corkscrew neckbreaker
2.Goldberg wins the match with a Powerslam
Goldberg is your LGW Champion!

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Comissioner Hardbody Holly:Apparently that Monster Elimination Match took more out of Steele than we thought!
Goldberg gets two in a row!He overpowered "The Animal" and he retains the LGW Title!This has been a top notch
show but we're just about...(PHHZZZT!Screen goes black,credits roll...)

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[WTIC]

Ouch, that Lucy Lui hits hard, but I loved every minute of it!

Faith wants me, she just don't know it yet, hehehehhe!

Hardys over LOD? Hawk musta been drunk!

Goldberg over Steele huh? I said a monster would beat Goldberg, not an "Animal". LOL!

Awesome stuff, Dr. B! Maybe the Hart Foundation could beat the Hardys?

[uewdrb]

Hart Foundation...I have Bret Hart have to look for a good Neidhart.It could be Hitman,Anvil,Nettie and Melissa Joan Hart Foundation!

You think Bret & Jim could take the Hardys?

uewdrb

[darkrider]

Maybe

[WTIC]

MJ Hart as part of the Hart Foundation? Cool!

Yeah, I think the Hart Foundation can take'em!

Do you want me to send you the Anvil card I have? I could e-mail him to you, okay?