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Post by WTIC on Nov 6, 2010 13:20:48 GMT -5
First Jerod has comp problems (always ongoing), then Crimson just last week, now you, Bocky? Hope you get that fixed soon, I love the celeb action here!
Hang in there and post when you can! 
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Post by bockwinkle99 on Jan 10, 2011 13:40:32 GMT -5
I am back.
U46--Herb Abrams' Universal Wrestling Federation
Matches taped in Minot, North Dakota
Fury Hour airs on SportsChannel America (6.0 rating)
Craig DeGeorge and Mike Golic at ringside
1. Tony 'the Viking' Halme p. Davey 'the Observer' Meltzer
*) Meltzer is carried from the ring via stretcher
2. "Dangerous" Danny Bonaduce p. Dustin Diamond
3. The Bruiser and the Crusher d. Los Conquistadors
*) the Bruiser d. Q #1 by submission
**) CAPTAIN LOU'S CORNER: Olympic Great Ken Patera is the Cap'n's guest this week.
4. UWF Women's Tag Team Champions That '70's Team b. the Angels by DQ
*) Lucy Liu injures Laurie Prepon by coming off the top turnbuckle to break up a pin. Referee Ryan Stiles DQ's the Angels, then is KO'd over the top rope by Barrymore as Liu turns to Mila Kunis and chokes her out in center ring.
5. Battle Kat p. Cactus Jack
6. Dr. Death Steve Williams p. UWF Champion Don 'the Rock' Muraco to win the title.
As you can see, there's been a big change in the UWF with Dr. Death on top since I left, but I hope that everything is back to normal and I'll be able to post more often now.
For now, we'll see you at the matches. "The UWF...What the Universe is Watching."
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Post by WTIC on Jan 10, 2011 21:46:23 GMT -5
WB, Bocky! Mist ya!
Sweet line-up this card! Can't believe Cactus Jack lost! Way to go, Dr Death!
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Post by bockwinkle99 on Jan 18, 2011 14:29:07 GMT -5
U47--Herb Abrams presents the Universal Wrestling Federation
"It's the Fury Hour!"
Matches taped at the All Seasons Center in Minot, North Dakota
Fury Hour airs on SportsChannel America---3.0 rating
Craig DeGeorge and Mike Golic at ringside
1. Ken Patera d. Jose Luis Ramirez, submission
*) A taped segment is aired with Herb Abrams interviewing "Dr. Death" Steve Williams after his victory over Paul Orndorff for the Universal Championship. "The world is turning" Dr. Death says, "And soon it will know that there is no one on it bigger and badder than Doctor Death".
2. "The Bumble Bee" Bud Bundy p. Danny Glover
Danny is dominating the match until Griff interferes on Bud's behalf and ko's Danny with a loaded fist that referee Kevin James doesn't catch.
3. The Wild Things (Denise Richards and Neve Campbell) d. the Brat Pack (w/Andy Kaufman)
Denise Richards p. Paris Hilton as Neve Campbell sends Lindsay Lohan over the top rope. Post match, Andy shows great concern for Paris as helps her to the back, leaving Lindsay on the arena floor tended by officials.
CAPTAIN LOU'S CORNER: Tony "the Viking" Halme (carrying a stretcher). He vows that everyone foolish enough to step into the ring with him will leave "on this" (shaking the stretcher).
4. Luna Vachon p. Candi Devine
Luna continues to punish Candi after the bell until she is restrained by referees Jesse Hernandez and Scott Dickenson.
**) A videotape package reviews the Billy Jack Haynes/Iceman King Parsons/Col. DeBeers/Bob Orton feud.
5. Sarah Silverman p. Tonya Harding to win the UWF Women's Television Championship
Peg Bundy appears at ringside and is restrained by security and Commissioner Herb Abrams. Taking the house mic, Sarah issues a challenge to Peg to meet her in Las Vegas for the title. The match is set and will air on the Fury Hour soon..
6. Colonel DeBeers and Cowboy Bob Orton v. Billy Jack Haynes and Iceman King Parsons ends in a double disqualification as all four men are brawling in the ring.
Tune in next time for new matches featuring Dennis Rodman, UWF tag team champions the Russians, Don Muraco, the high flying Battle Kat, the Bruiser and the Crusher and, in our main event, women's champion Lexie Fyfe will defend the title against Luna Vachon. Unitl then, we'll see you at the matches.
"The UWF...What the Universe is Watching..."
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Post by WTIC on Jan 18, 2011 19:30:17 GMT -5
Hey Bocky! This fed rocks so much!
More action from the Wild Things please! Billy Jack's team could have won that last match! 
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Post by KellyMonro007 on Jan 19, 2011 2:13:58 GMT -5
A bunch of nuttiness in this fed! I love it!
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Post by neilybob on Jan 20, 2011 18:55:24 GMT -5
Is Mike Golic the same one from saved by the bell the college years ?
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Post by bockwinkle99 on Jan 21, 2011 12:11:54 GMT -5
Thanks for all the positive feedback and attention, folks.
Neilybob, in response, no, the Golic from Saved by the Bell the College Years was Mike's older brother, Bob, who as far as I know has no wrestling connection. Allegedly, based on WikiPedia, Mike (currently the cohost of Mike and Mike in the Morning on ESPN) was color man for GLOW briefly, though I have no confirmation of this. I though it would be fun to add a celeb to the fed's broadcast team. Besides, when straddled with Craig DeGeorge, a team needs a personality.
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Post by bockwinkle99 on Jan 26, 2011 10:37:48 GMT -5
U48--Bockwinkle99 presents Herb Abrams' Universal Wresling Federation
"This is the Fury Hour!"
Matches taped at the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada
Craig DeGeorge and Mike Golic at ringside
Fury Hour airs on SportsChannel America--2.0 rating
1. Dennis 'Rodzilla' Rodman v. Frank 'the Real American' Stallone ends in a double countout
*) Both men quickly take the fight to the arena floor and ignore referee Holly Hunter's count. As the bell rings, both men grab nearby chairs and a standoff ensues. Present at ringside, Commissioner Herb Abrams orders both men to the back to cool off and tells them he will book them in a match soon against each other.
**) Taped comments from Universal Womens Champion Lexie Fyfe and her challenger tonight, Luna Vachon, are aired.
2. Universal Tag Team Champions the Russians d. Los Conquistadors
*) Nikolai Volkoff p. Conquistador #1 in a squash match.
3. Don 'the Rock' Muraco p. Gary Keyes
*) Herb gets comments from Muraco post match in the ring. Muraco says he wants a rematch to get the title back and won't rest until the belt is back around his waist.
**) CAPTAIN LOU'S CORNER: We never find out who the scheduled guest is as UWF Champion 'Dr. Death' Steve Williams storms the set to respond to Muraco. "Doesn't the Hawaiian Paunch get it? Didn't I get it through his coconut skull that I can't be stopped? If he's stupid enough to want more of the greatest power in the universe, I am more than happy to oblige."
4. Battle Kat p. Rusty Brooks
*) More chaos as after the bell Cactus Jack wanders into the ring. Kat's ready but Herb again rushes into the ring. He issues a warning to Cactus Jack that if he doesn't leave right now he'll be fined. It appears for a moment that he's ready to go at it with Herb but suddenly bolts from the ring, leaving the promoter/commissioner speechless in the ring.
5. The Bruiser and the Crusher d. David Sammartino and Chief Jay Strongbow
6. Luna Vachon p. Universal Womens Champion Lexie Fyfe to win the title.
That's it for now, but tune in next time. Among those who will be featured are Elvira, the Mistress of the Dark, the Brat Pack and manager Andy Kaufman, Iceman King Parsons will battle Cowboy Bob Orton, Mila Kunis will try for revenge against Lucy Liu, and there will be two title matches. Universal Womens TV Champion Sarah Silverman will put her belt on the line against Peg Bundy, and TV Champion Griff will face former champion "Mr. Not So Perfect" Todd Bridges. Until then, we'll see you at the matches.
"The UWF...What the Universe is Watching..."
(bockwinkle note: keep those comments coming, love to hear from the fans)
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Post by neilybob on Jan 26, 2011 13:40:17 GMT -5
Most excellent card Bockie |
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Post by WTIC on Jan 26, 2011 19:05:39 GMT -5
I'm not familiar with Gary Keyes. Luna should enjoy a long title reign!
Excellent stuff, Bocky! Always a great read!
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Post by KellyMonro007 on Jan 27, 2011 5:20:36 GMT -5
It was nice seeing Lexie hold the belt..for a second. It is equally nice seeing Luna have it.
And how many feds can you hear the names Dick the Bruiser, Rusty Brooks, Todd Bridges, Sarah Silverman and Peg Bundy on the same show?? Not many! We love it here!
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Post by bockwinkle99 on Jan 30, 2011 13:11:20 GMT -5
U49--Bockwinkle 99 presents Herb Abrams' UWF
"It's the Fury Hour!"
Matches taped at the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas, NV
Fury Hour airs on SportsChannel--3.3 rating
Craig DeGeorge, Mike Golic, Mike Greenberg, Capt. Lou Albano and Herb Abrams are your broadcast team.
*) The show opens with taped comments from the womens' tag team champions Laura Prepon and Mila Kunis. Mila has demanded and received a match tonight to gain revenge on Lucy Liu of the Angels for choking her out center ring in North Dakota.
*) The Angels, Lucy and Drew Barrymore, respond that Lucy will face Mila but that it's hard to take "that wimpering mass" (Kunis) seriously.
1. Tina Fey b. Elvira by DQ
*) Referee Colin Mochrie calls off the match when he catches Elvira throw powder in Tina's face. At once, Amy Poehler charges out and confronts Elvira, but Mochrie manages to maintain order and gets Elvira out of the ring.
**) In back, Mike Greenberg has the Brat Pack (Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie) and Andy Kaufman at the interview position. Andy says the third member of the Pack, Lindsay Lohan, has been suspended from the team for tonight's match.
2. The Brat Pack (w/Kaufman) d. the Party of Two (Jennifer Love Hewitt and Lacey Chabert).
*) Nicole Richie p. Hewitt
**) Post match, Andy grabs the house mic and announces that these women (the Brat Pack) are the greatest team in the UWF and that Lindsay Lohan can "stay in rehab" as far as he's concerned. When he's asked by Herb Abrams if that means that Lindsay has been fired, Andy says, "What are you , stupid? Do I have to say it slower? OK, then. Y--e---s."
**) CAPT. LOU'S CORNER--Lou's guest is Iceman King Parsons, who explains the simmering hatred between himself and Col. DeBeers and Bob Orton. "It's a respect thing, baby. DeBeers is behind the times. Aparthied is dead, Colonel. Earn respect in the ring if you can."
3. Iceman King Parsons p. Cowboy Bob Orton
*) Colonel DeBeers tries to interfere but he is "Butt Butt"--ed out of the ring.
4. Universal Television Champion Griff (w/Jefferson D'Arcy) p. "Mr. Not So Perfect" Todd Bridges to retain the title
*) Post bell, Herb's post match interview is interrupted by a man who identifies himself as Tobin Bell and that he represents the interests of Mr. Danny Glover. On Glover's behalf, he challenges Griff to a title match. Griff and Jefferson laugh that Glover couldn't beat Bud Bundy. Herb askes then, if Danny could win a rematch against Bud, would Griff give him the title shot. Almost doubled up with laughter, the members of the Bundy Family agree.
5. Lucy Liu (w/ Drew Barrymore) p. Mila Kunis (w/Laura Prepon) after a crescent kick.
*) Outside the ring, Laura is leveled by a Drew clothesline. Drew and Lucy again lay a beating on Mila center ring until Laura recovers and grabs a chair. Referee Ryan Styles grabs the chair as the Angels beat a retreat. With the house mic, Laura tells Herb that she wants a no holds barred match against the Angels as soon as she's cleared to wrestle again by UWF doctors.
6. Peg Bundy (w/ Marcy D'Arcy) p. UWF Womens' Television Champion Sarah Silverman to win the title.
*) Marcy D'Arcy distracts ref Kevin James, allowing Peg to KO Sarah with a spike-heeled shoe for the win.
*) Tonya Harding charges out to the ring to argue with Kevin, but to no avail. Instead, Marcy grabs Tonya from behind, spins her around and right into the path of Peg, who agains uses the spiked heel to knock Tonya out.
Thank you for checking in on the UWF. Come back next time. Until then, we'll see you at the matches."
"The UWF...What the Universe is Watching..."
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Post by WTIC on Jan 30, 2011 13:28:24 GMT -5
"Stay in rehab," LOL!
"Butt-butt-ed out of the ring"? LMAO!
Kevin James? Cool!
Great stuff, Bocky! Too bad Mila lost though! 
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Post by bockwinkle99 on Feb 6, 2011 13:43:29 GMT -5
U50--Bockwinkle99 presents Herb Abrams' UWF
"This is the FURY HOUR!"
From the Reseda Country Club in Los Angeles, California
Fury Hour airs on SportsChannel America--3.3 rating
Your broadcast team: Craig DeGeorge, Mike Golic, Mike Greenberg, Captain Lou Albano
1. The Blackhearts (w/Luna Vachon) d. Tommy Angel and Cpl. Kirshner
The Demon p. Tommy Angel
**) The Angels answer the challenge last week of the TV tag team champions Mila Kunis and Laura Prepon.
Lucy: "Mila, Laura, you have been placed on notice. Come into the ring and give us your belts or be ready to be carried out of the Universal Wrestling Federation."
2. Dennis "Rodzilla" Rodman p. Frank "the Real American" Stallone
**) Cactus Jack airs a promo regarding Battle Kat:
"This is Cactus Jack, and I'd rather hurt a man than love a woman. This is bad news for you, Battle Kat. You beat me once on TV, and the voices in my head don't like that. They're telling me that I have to return the favor. I have to beat you, Battle Kat. In the ring, in the back, anywhere. Name the place, Kat! Name it!"
3. Cactus Jack p. Davey 'the Observer' Meltzer
[glow=red,2,300]Captain Lou's Corner: [/glow] This week's guest is Elvira. She is accompanied by Emma Watson, dressed in black, staring at the floor and silent as the Mistress of the Dark vows revenge on Tina Fey and, especially, Amy Poehler for getting involved last week. The two teams will meet next week on the Fury Hour.
4. UWF Champion "Dr. Death" Steve Williams b. Jose Luis Rivera by countout.
*) Rivera is knocked out by a Doctor Bomb to the arena floor. After referee Jesse Hernandez counts Rivera out, Williams leaves the ring and executes a second on him. Hernandez tries to get in between them but Williams knocks him out of the way. From the back, Don Muraco races out and tackles Williams. An army of wrestlers and referees come out of the back and pull the men apart.
**) Danny Glover and Tobin Bell cut a promo on Bud Bundy and the rest of the Bundy Family.
Bell: "Bundy Family, you have been playing games here in the UWF for too long. It is time for a true gamemaster to come in and deal with you. That is what I am. My game pieces include the man beside me. I have others ready to come in to deal with you, Al Bundy, and your wife and daughter and friends as well if need be. Rest assured, Bundy Family, your days are indeed numbered."
5. Candi Devine p. Lexie Fyfe
*) With this victory, Candi places herself in line for a title shot against UWF Womens' Champion Luna Vachon.
6. The Bruiser and the Crusher d. UWF Tag Team Champions the Russians to win the titles.
*) The Crusher p. Nikita Koloff as the Bruiser dukes it out outside the ring with Nikolai Volkoff.
*) Post match interview between the Crusher and Herb Abrams in the ring. Crusher: "Herb, you need to tell us where the best polka bar in LA is. 'Cause da Bruiser and I are heading out to find that bar, get us some big ladies about 240, 'cause that's how we stay in shape, and really wake up this town."
Bruiser: "That's right. C'mon, Herb, you look like you need some health food like beer and pretzles and some big women."
With that, to the cheers of the crowd, the Bruiser and the Crusher leave the ring with the title belts--and the UWF President--over their shoulders.
Come back next week where there will be some more great UWF action...and maybe the new tag team champions will bring our promoter back.
[glow=red,2,300]"The UWF...what the Universe is watching..."[/glow]
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Post by bockwinkle99 on Feb 6, 2011 13:45:56 GMT -5
Hope you like the new look I've given the ol' UWF. Hate to interrupt with a technical question, but can anyone out there tell me how I can add pictures to my posts? I haven't had any luck. Until then, enjoy the new UWF in living color.
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Post by WTIC on Feb 6, 2011 16:03:06 GMT -5
Kirshner?? Kool! Cacti rules! Nice that the Russians lost and you have new champs!
As for adding pics, you need to open a free account at PhotoBucket. From there, add pics to your account there. Then, copy the IMG Code there. Paste that code here and highlight the link in your message and click the "Insert Image" icon above where you're typing your post. Preview the post and you should see the pic! That should do it! I hope that's clear enough?
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Post by KellyMonro007 on Feb 7, 2011 2:13:12 GMT -5
You gotta love Bruiser and Crusher!
And I like how you added spots between the matches for interviews, etc!
Great job!
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Post by neilybob on Feb 7, 2011 8:54:15 GMT -5
Another grand card Bocky. |
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Post by bockwinkle99 on Mar 6, 2011 17:19:07 GMT -5
U51--Bockwinkle 99 presents Herb Abrams' Universal Wrestling Federation
[glow=red,2,300]"It's the Fury Hour!"[/glow]
From the Reseda Country Club in Reseda, California
Fury Hour airs on SportsChannel--4.1 rating
Your Broadcast Team: Craig DeGeorge, Mike Golic, Mike Greenberg, Capt. Lou Albano, Herb Abrams
1. Tina Fey & Amy Poehler v. Elvira & Emma Watson ends in a time limit draw. Nobody is satisfied as both teams continue to brawl after the bell. Referee Colin Mochrie must call for help from the back to separate the teams.
*) Billy Jack Haynes airs a promo regarding his opponent tonight, Colonel DeBeers.
Haynes: "People ask me, 'Billy Jack, how did this thing with you and Colonel DeBeers start?' Well, I'll tell you. I was born in Portland, Oregon, and raised in it's streets. I learned fast that you can't judge a man by the color of his skin. DeBeers, you and your racist attitudes have no place in this world anymore, and if the only way to get you to understand this is to literally beat it into your head, then so be it."
2. Danny Glover (w/Tobin Bell) b. "The Bumblebee" Bud Bundy (w/Jefferson D'Arcy) by DQ
Referee Ryan Stiles catches Jefferson trying to interfere. As he calls for the bell ending the match, a man (later identified as Costas Mandaylor) comes to the ring and tackles D'Arcy while Glover continues to pound on Bud. TV Champion Griff comes down and pulls D'Arcy out as Stiles manages to get between Glover and Bundy.
In back, Mike Greenberg interviews the women's tv tag team champions Mila Kunis and Laurie Prepon, That '70's Team, before their no-DQ match with the Angels. Prepon: "Greeny, it's all about the gold right here. Lucy, Drew, it's right here. All you have to do is take it. Just keep in mind that it won't be as easy as you both seem to think."
3. Judy Carne & Go-Go Goldie d. The Brat Pack (w/Andy Kaufman)
Judy Carne p. Nicole Richie to get the win. Andy Kaufman tries to interfere, but he gets attacked by Lindsay Lohan! She soon takes off, pursued by Paris Hilton, as Andy screams at referee Colin Mochrie to win the match via disqualification, vowing on the house mic to sue just about everyone involved in the UWF.
**) [glow=red,2,300]CAPTAIN LOU'S CORNER[/glow]: Tonight, Captain Lou welcomes UWF's newest wrestler, Adorable Adrain Adonis. Adonis: "Captain, I'm out here in living color on SportsChannel to take back what's mine, something that a certain man in New York tried to take away from me, and that's my manhood. What you see here is what you get. I don't wear dresses, I don't wear makeup. I just inflict pain. Get ready, UWF, the real Adrain Adonis is back, and the universe will never be the same, baby.
4. Sarah Silverman b. "The Verminator" Kelly Bundy (w/Marcy D'Arcy) by DQ
Silverman chases Kelly out of the ring and is grabbed by Marcy from behind. With Marcy holding Sarah, Kelly blasts Sarah with a chairshot that brings the DQ from ref Laura San Giacomo. Furious at the obvious effort to injure Silverman, Herb Abrams comes out and suspends Kelly and Marcy.
*) Colonel DeBeers cuts a video promo: "People of the United States, your corrupt way of life is quickly falling apart. Soon, people such as myself will unite and rid the world of those of you who wish to corrupt the youth of the world. People who preach 'racial unity' and 'religious freedom'. People like you, Billy Jack Haynes. You will be exposed for what you are. And as for you, Adrain Adonis, you are on notice. Stay out of the UWF, you dress wearing freak.
5. Col. DeBeers (w/Bob Orton) b. Billy Jack Haynes (w/Iceman Parsons) by DQ
*) As DeBeers ties up referee Jesse Hernandez, Bob Orton clubs Haynes with his cast. Iceman King Parsons charges across the ring to get to Orton, pushing DeBeers. DeBeers is furious and swings at Parsons, who ducks and clocks the Colonel in the jaw. Hernandez disqualifies Hayes for outside interference as Orton now notices this and comes after Parsons. As the crowd cheers, Parsons 'butt butt's him and sends him and DeBeers packing once again.
6. UWF Womens' Tag Team Champions That '70s Team d. the Angels to retain the titles in a no-DQ match.
Mila gets a taste of revenge by scoring the winning pin over her tormentor Lucy Liu.
Come back soon for more wild UWF action. Until then, we'll see you at the matches.
[glow=red,2,300]The Universal Wrestling Federation...What the Universe is Watching![/glow]
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