Bockwinkle99 presents Herb Abram's UWF

[WTIC]

Thanks for clearing that up, Bock!

Very solid matches on your latest fight card!

[bockwinkle99]

U33--Herb Abrams presents the UWF Fury Hour

*) Matches taped at the Hotel Pennsylvania, New York City--sellout crowd in attendance

*) Fury Hour aired on SportsChannel--4.2 rating

Herb Abrams (promoter/booker/play-by-play), Mike Golic (color)

1. Those '70s Girls (Laurie Prepon and Mila Kunis) d. the Devil's Brood to advance in the Universal Womens' Tag Team Tournament in an upset victory
*--Prepon pins Mosher Girl after a heartpunch

*) Colonel DeBeers promo is aired. He claims that he will climb to the mountaintop ("to quote one of your lesser men" he says) and take the UWF Championship back.

2. Col. DeBeers p. Jose Luis Rivera
*--During the match, Herb apologizes on behalf of the UWF for DeBeers' comments in his promo

3. The Bruiser and the Crusher b. David Sammartino and Chief Jay Strongbow by countout
*--Crusher piledrives Sammartino to the ballroom floor causing the countout

*) The Bundy Gang airs a promo

4. Peg Bundy (w/Marcy D'Arcy) p. Kari "the Mythbuster" Byron

5. UWF Womens Champion Lexie Fyfe b. Luna Vachon by countout

*) Capt. Lou's Corner--Universal Champion Don "The Rock" Muraco comments on Colonel DeBeers, stating that like his namesake, he's not moving. All DeBeers needs to do is come to him.

6. Todd Bridges p. UWF Television Champion Griff to win the title.
*) However, the new champion is injured in a post match beatdown by Griff and Al Bundy

[WTIC]

Fun as always, Bocky!

Bridges dedicated his win to his former castmate Gary Coleman!

[bockwinkle99]

U33--Herb Abrams presents the UWF Fury Hour

Matches taped at the Hotel Pennsylvania in New York City--sold out

Fury Hour aired on SportsChannel--2.3 rating

Herb Abrams(play by play); Mike Golic (color)

1. UWF Tag Team Champions the Russians d. Los Conquistadors in a non-title match
*) Nikolai Volkoff p. Conquistador #1

**--Ken Patera cuts a promo on 'Dr. Death' Steve Williams before their match next week

2. The Party of Two d. the Wild Things (Neve Campbell and Denise Richards) to advance in the UWF Womens' Tag Team Tournament
*) Jennifer Love Hewitt p. Campbell

3. Tonya Harding b. Trishelle Cannatella by countout

**--CAPT. LOU'S CORNER: Guest--"the Unpredictable" Cactus Jack

4. UWF Champion Don 'the Rock' Muraco p. Rusty Brooks in a non title match
*) After the bell, Col DeBeers confronts Muraco about a title shot. Muraco offers one right now, but the South African mercinary backs off.

**--'Dr. Death' gets his turn to sound off about Ken Patera

5. Rockin Robin p. Palestina the Terrorist

6. 'Bumble Bee' Bud Bundy (w/Al Bundy and Jefferson D'Arcy) b. 'Dangerous' Danny Bonaduce (w/Roger Lodge and Tonya Harding) by DQ.
*)Lodge disposes of Jefferson when he tries to interfere in the match.
*) When Al tries to get in, Bonaduce rams the Bundys heads together
*) Tonya Harding comes off the top turnbuckle onto Bud's head and earns the DQ from referee Colin Mochrie.

[bockwinkle99]

In re: Bridges dedicating his title win to the late Gary Coleman:

Classy move, WTIC. Wish I'd thought of that.

[WTIC]

Great action as always, Bocky! Go, Party of 2!

R.I.P, Gary Coleman.

[bockwinkle99]

U34--Herb Abrams presents the Universal Wrestling Federation

**)Fury Hour matches taped at the Hotel Pennsylvania in New York City before a sell-out crowd

**)Fury Hour airs on SportsChannel America--2.4 rating

**) Herb Abrams (play by play/interviewer/promoter)
Mike Golic (color)

1. "The Unpredictable" Cactus Jack p. Jose Luis Rivera

**) As Bud stands behind them, moaning and wearing a comically large head bandage, Peg Bundy and Marcy D'Arcy cut a promo in which Peg will teach Tonya Harding what it's like to cross the "mama bear".

2. Peg Bundy (w/Marcy D'Arcy) p. Tina Fey
*) The pin comes after Peg rams Tina's head into the ring post as D'Arcy argues with referee Ryan Styles, distracting him

**) During Peg's match, a promo of Tonya Harding is shown. Tonya says she knows how to deal with "mama bears", but the Bundys aren't bears, they're more like rabbits in that they know how to do nothing but "breed and run away from fights".

**) Captain Lou's Corner--Tonight's guest, UWF Tag Team Champions the Russians. "I know tag teams, baby" Lou says, "And the Russians are the best in the business today"

3. David Sammartino and Chief Jay Strongbow d. the Bruiser and the Crusher
*) Sammartino p. Crusher

4. Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan d. Judy Carne and Go-Go Goldie to advance to the semi finals of the UWF Womens Tag Team tournament.

**)Herb and Mike go over the final four matches--The Angels will take on Hilton and Lohan while the Party of 2 face Laura Prepon and Mila Kunis.

5. "Dr. Death" Steve Williams p. "The Olympian" Ken Patera

**) The night ends with the first commercial for the UWF's "Beach Brawl", scheduled for two weeks from Sunday in Fort Lauderdale on Pay per view. Matches to be announced soon.

[WTIC]

"Rabbits," LOL!

Paris & Lindsay all the way! ...unless Lindsay is drunk for the finals!

Dr Death with a very impressive win!

Sweet stuff again, Bocky! Tina Fey vows revenge though, hehehhehee!

[bockwinkle99]

U41--Herb Abrams presents the Universal Wrestling Federation

*) Fury Hour matches taped at St. John's High School in West Islip, NY

*) Fury Hour aired on SportsChannel--2.2 rating

*) Herb Abrams (promoter/play by play)
Mike Golic (color)
Mike Greenberg (interviews)

1. Tommy Angel & Corporal Kirshner d. the Demon & Vampire Warrior (w/Luna Vachon)
*) Kirshner d. Demon, submission, in their debut

2. Tonya Harding b. Peg Bundy by disqualification
*) Tonya has Peg in trouble, but Kelly Bundy races in and distracts referee Kevin James. Marcy D'Arcy tries to take advantage and nails Tonya with a chair to the knee, but Tina Fey appears and punches Marcy into the ring still holding the chair! James sees this and disqualifies Bundy on the spot as Fey returns to the back smiling.

**) Mike Greenburg brings Tina to the interview area. She says this is revenge for the Bundy Gang's interference in an earlier match. As Greeny tries to continue the interview, Kelly, Peg and Marcy swarm in and lay a beatdown on Tina.

3. Luna Vachon d. Luscious Lisa McKenzie
*) This is a brutal squash match and referee Jesse Hernandez stops the beating with McKenzie knocked out and unable to defend herself.

CAPTAIN LOU'S CORNER: Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie, the newly minted "Brat Patrol", joins the Cap'n. They claim that Lindsay Lohan is having 'personal time' right now, but that they have everything udner control and are on their way to get "more bling", namely the UWF Womens' Tag Team belts. They also say they have a new manager that they will introduce soon.

4. Al Bundy & Griff (w/Jefferson D'Arcy) d. "Dangerous" Danny Bonaduce & Frank Stallone
*) Another typical chaotic match between the Bundy Gang and the Smoking Guns. Stallone's guitar comes into play as Al waffles Danny with it while referee Holly Hunter is getting between Frank and Jefferson. A furious Stallone grabs the house mic and warns the Bundys that the Smoking Guns will destroy the Bundys even if they have to destroy the UWF to do it.

5. UWF WOMENS TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT: That '70s Team d. the Angels to advance to the championship match at Beach Brawl.
*) Mila Kunis p. Lucy Liu

6. Col. DeBeers b. UWF Champion Don 'the Rock' Muraco by disqualification
*) During a ringside brawl, referee Sampson is inadvertently knocked out. DeBeers takes advantage of this and posts Muraco headfirst, then begins stomping Sampson. Billy Jack Haynes races out and attacks DeBeers. Sampson, still dazed, sees Billy Jack slapping the full nelson on DeBeers and calls for the bell, DQing Muraco for outside interference. Releasing DeBeers, Haynes moves to assist Muraco, but the Rock appears angry that Haynes got involved and walks away from him as the show ends.

[WTIC]

Brat Patrol? Can you say, "That's hot!"

Mila FTW! Yay!

DeBeers is one tricky S.O.B.!

AWEsome stuff here, Bocky!

[bockwinkle99]

U42--Herb Abrams presents the Universal Wrestling Federation

Matches taped at Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida

"Fury Hour" airs on SportsChannel America--1.7 rating

Herb Abrams, promoter/play by play
Mike Golic, color commentary
Mike Greenberg, interviews

1. Sarah Silverman p. Tonya Harding
*)This upset occurs when Peg Bundy distracts Tonya by appearing at ringside. After the count, Sarah grabs the house mic and tells the crowd that she wants a rematch since she didn't get this win fair, and warns Peg that if she gets involved again, she'll have to deal with her.

**) A taped promo by Peg Bundy is aired, as she targets her foe at Beach Brawl, Tina Fey.

2. The Bruiser & the Crusher v. Los Conquistadors ends in a double countout with both teams battling outside the ring.
*)Bruiser and Crusher appear to have lost track of referee Billy Silverman's count as they enjoy pummelling the masked men around the ring area.

3. Candi Devine p. Allison Royal

**) CAPTAIN LOU'S CORNER: Frank Stallone is interviewed and repeats his vow to destroy the Bundys.

4. Frank Stallone b. Al Bundy by disqualification.

*)Another run in by the Bundy gang distracts referee Colin Mochrie as across the ring on the mats Frank and Al go at it. Frank grabs his guitar and swings at Al, who ducks and shatters it against the ring post. Jefferson races over with a chair and swings it at Frank, who dodges out of the way. Mochrie decides this is enough and calls for the bell, but Frank lays out both Al and Jefferson before his retreat to the back.

5. "Dr. Death" Steve Williams p. Billy Jack Haynes

*)Dr. Death scores a shocking clean victory over Billy Jack as Colonel DeBeers watches menacingly from the locker room door.

6. The Party of 2 d. the Brat Pack to advance to the the UWF womens tag team title match against That '70s Team

*) Jennifer Love Hewitt p. Lindsay Lohan after a DDT

The Fury Hour ends with Herb and Mike running down the card for Beach Brawl:

Don "the Rock" Muraco v. Col. DeBeers for the UWF Heavyweight Championship

Todd Bridges v. Griff for the UWF TV Championship

That '70's Team (Laura Prepon and Mila Kunis) v. the Party of 2 (Jennifer Love Hewitt and Lacey Chabert) for the vacant UWF Womens Tag Team Championship

Lexie Fyfe v, Luna Vachon for the UWF Womens' Championship

The Russians (Nikolai Volkoff and Nikita Koloff) v. David Sammartino and Chief Jay Strongbow for the UWF Tag Team Championship

Peg Bundy v. Tina Fey in a grudge match

Al and Bud Bundy v. Danny Bonaduce and Frank Stallone

Cactus Jack v. Jose Luis Rivera

Ken Patera v. Rusty Brooks

UWF Beach Brawl, live from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, this Sunday on PPV.

[WTIC]

Fine stuff there, Bocky! Sarah wants referee Billy Silverman to officiate her next match, LOL!

Here's my picks for Beach Brawl:

Don "The Rock" Muraco v. Col. DeBeers for the UWF Heavyweight Championship

Todd Bridges v. Griff for the UWF TV Championship

That '70's Team (Laura Prepon and Mila Kunis) v. the Party of 2 (Jennifer Love Hewitt and Lacey Chabert) for the vacant UWF Womens Tag Team Championship

Lexie Fyfe v, Luna Vachon for the UWF Womens' Championship

The Russians (Nikolai Volkoff and Nikita Koloff) v. David Sammartino and Chief Jay Strongbow for the UWF Tag Team Championship

Peg Bundy v. Tina Fey in a grudge match

Al and Bud Bundy v. Danny Bonaduce and Frank Stallone

Cactus Jack v. Jose Luis Rivera

Ken Patera v. Rusty Brooks -- with the BIG upset!

[bockwinkle99]

U43--Herb Abrams presents the Universal Wrestling Federation's BEACH BRAWL

Aired live on pay per view from the Fort Lauderdale Stadium in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida

Craig DeGeorge, play by play, Mike Golic, color commentary, Herb Abrams, promoter/interviews

1. Ken Patera b. Rusty Brooks by countout

*) Patera wins by DDTing the big Rusty on the ground at ringside. The crowd boos as he celebrates in the ring as though he has just won the gold medal

2. UWF Tag Team Champions the Russians d. David Sammartino and Chief Jay Strongbow to retain the title

*) Nikita Koloff p. David Sammartino

3. Danny Bonaduce and Frank Stallone (w/Tonya Harding) b. Al and Bud Bundy (w/Jefferson D'Arcy) by DQ

*)Jefferson jumps in to break up a pin attempt but he's grabbed by Tonya, who is then blindsided by Peg Bundy who runs in from the back. Frank Stallone spots this and levels him with a flying tackle. Referee Kevin James calls for the bell and awards the match to the Smoking Guns--but then is waffled by a guitar wielding Bonaduce when he tries to restore order as the Bundys and the Guns again brawl. From the back comes Herb Abrams with the house mic and orders the teams apart or face suspension. He then adds that he has been appointed commissioner of the UWF and makes the new stipulation that for the remainder of the card if anyone from either team interferes in any match they will be suspended for thirty days and fined $10,000.

4. UWF Womens Champion Lexie Fyfe p. Luna Vachon to retain the title.

5. Cactus Jack p. Jose Luis Rivera

6. That '70s Team d. the Party of 2 to win the vacant UWF Womens Tag Team titles

*) Mila Kunis p. Lacey Chabert after a DDT

7. Griff p. UWF TV Champion Todd Bridges to win the title for a second time

*) The win may be tainted as Bridges had just recovered from injury and Griff repeatedly powerbombed him--including one after the bell.

8. Peg Bundy p. Tina Fey in a grudge match

*) Amy Poehler was to accompany Tina, but she is attacked by Kelly Bundy on her way to the ring (technically not violating Commissioner Herb Abrams' edict about interference).

9. UWF Champion Don 'the Rock' Muraco p. Col. DeBeers to retain the title

*)After the bell, DeBeers blames referee Sampson for the loss and attacks him from behind. From the back storms Iceman King Parsons who brawls with DeBeers until Bob Orton appears. They doubleteam Parsons until Muraco returns. Wrestlers come from the back and struggle to pull the men apart as the pay per view ends.

[neilybob]

Cool stuff bocky well written.

[WTIC]

Peg is AWEsome! Craig DeGeorge? LOL! Foley is God!

Great fight card, Bocky!

[bockwinkle99]

A twofer today as we cover a tv taping and a house show...

U44--Herb Abrams presents the Universal Wrestling Federation

"Fury Hour" taping

*) Matches taped at the JoBob ELITE Fight Center in Zephyr Hills, Florida

*) Fury Hour aired on SportsChannel--2.7 rating

The show begins with footage from Beach Brawl of Don Muraco's victory over Colonel DeBeers and the resulting post match confrontation, leading to a videotaped promo by Col. DeBeers, claiming prejudice against him, and stating that he brought in Bob Orton as his bodyguard after threats made against him.

*) Opening credits roll

*) Craig DeGeorge and Mike Golic go over the results from Beach Brawl and quickly go over tonight's card, including the main event with DeBeers taking on Iceman King Parsons.

1. Los Conquistadors v. Tommy Angel and Corporal Kirshner ends in a double countout.

*) Herb Abrams interviews Iceman King Parsons about why he has come to the UWF--He's here to defend his cousin, referee Sampson.

2. Sarah Silverman b. Kelly Bundy (w/Marcy D'Arcy) by DQ
*)Sarah is in control until Marcy interferes with a chair. She then feels the 'wrath of the Bundys' as Peg joins Kelly and Marcy in a beatdown.

*) CAPT LOU'S CORNER--The Brat Pack--Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie--introduce their new manager, none other than Andy "I'm from Hollywood" Kaufman!

3. Danny Glover p. Al Bundy (w/Jefferson D'Arcy)
*) Jefferson tries to rescue Al, but is shoulder blocked from the ring into the security rail. Al tries to sneak up behind but receives the "Lethal Weapon" to secure Glover's upset victory--and the ire of the Bundy men.

4. The Angels d. the Party of Two
*) Drew Barrymore's moonsault finishes off Lacey Chabert as Jennifer Love Hewitt lies unconscious on the arena floor after being wiped out by Lucy Liu's karate kick.

*) Promo--Luna is mad that she failed to take the UWF women's title from Lexie Fyfe at Beach Brawl and promises it's a mistake that she will soon rectify.

5. Luna Vachon p. Rockin' Robin

6. Col. DeBeers (w/Bob Orton) p. Iceman King Parsons
*)Orton's ever present cast comes into play as it lands across the back of Parson's head as DeBeers distracts referee Scott Dickinson. DeBeers and Orton pummell both Parsons and Dickinson until Billy Jack Haynes and Don Muraco come out for the save.


And here's the house show, held three days later at the Spartanburg Memorial Auditorium in Spartanburg, South Carolina

1. Dustin Diamond p. Dennis Rodman

2. Barry Horowitz b. Battle Kat by DQ

3. Candi Devine p. Allison Royal

4. Billy Jack Haynes d. Sid Vicious by submission.

[WTIC]

Kaufman managing the Brat Pack? Oh my!

Sweet card! Nice house show, too bad Sid had to submit though!

[bockwinkle99]

U45--Herb Abrams Presents the Universal Wrestling Federation "Fury Hour"

*) Matches taped at the Spartanburg Memorial Auditorium in Spartanburg, South Carolina

*) Fury Hour aired on SportsChannel--1.7 rating

*) Craig DeGeorge (play by play); Mike Golic (color); Herb Abrams (booker, interviewer)

*) Billy Jack Haynes cuts a promo on Bob Orton and Colonel DeBeers. He says that he's fighting not only for justice, but for the UWF, to keep outsiders from coming in and taking over.

1. Judy Carne and Go-Go Goldie d. the Brat Pack (w/Andy Kaufman)
*) Goldie p. Paris Hilton as Andy is busy berating Lindsay Lohan for a minor mistake.

*) In a video promo, the Angels issue a challenge against womens' tag team champions Those '70s Girls for the title, a challenge immediately accepted by Laurie Prepon and Mila Kunis.

2. "Bumblebee" Bud Bundy (w/Jefferson D'Arcy) b. Todd Bridges (w/Danny Bonaduce) by DQ.
*) D'Arcy slips Bud something, then distracts referee Kevin James as he uses it to KO Todd. As James turns to make the count, Danny grabs him and begins shouting at him about the foreign object. When James stands his ground and orders Danny out of the ring, Danny shoves him to the mat. James calls for the bell and DQ's Bridges, which sets Danny off and he puts the boots to the downed ref. Tonya Harding, Roger Lodge and referee Colin Mochrie come out and pull Danny away.

*) In a special Captain Lou's Corner, he is joined by the legendary Andre the Giant.

4. Candi Devine p. Luscious Lisa McKenzie

5. David Sammartino and Chief Jay Strongbow v. the Blackhearts (the Demon and Vampire Warrior, w/Luna Vachon) ends in a double countout as all four men brawl ringside. Luna jumps on David's back until Candi Devine comes out to even the odds. Order is eventually restored.

5. Tonya Harding d. Tina Fey by submission (mandile claw).

*) After the bell, Commissioner Herb Abrams enters the ring. He announces that Tonya and Sarah Silverman will face each other for the new UWF Womens' TV Championship on the Fury Hour in two weeks from Minot, North Dakota

6. Billy Jack Haynes b. Cowboy Bob Orton by DQ when Col DeBeers interferes. Billy Jack fights back and drives both men off as the show ends.

[WTIC]

AWEsomeness all around this time, Bocky!

Loving seeing Andre, what a surprise!

Go, Prepon & Kunis!

BJ Haynes looked real sharp!

[bockwinkle99]

UWF Update--I am having computer problems--if you can call a dead computer a problem--so updates won't be as regular. Rest assured, however, that the UWF is still going on and I will have updates as soon as possible. Sorry to all the fans for the inconvienence.