UEW/WWW!

[uewdrb]

Ultimate Extreme Wrestling and Wild Women Wrestling are here!Enough said let's go to the ring!

Ultimate Extreme Wrestling episode 1





UEW ROCKS!

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Cornette:Welcome back to the UEW Arena!Tonight after being inactive
for about a year,UEW RETURNS once again.We have an All-Star Card
for you tonight!The Prelims would be Main Events in other Organizations!
But enough talking let's go to the ring!

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***PRELIMS***

Tyrone "Troutboy" Brown vs Dragonfire
(Troutboy gets a submission with his signature Fishook)

Goldustin vs Stunning Steve
(Goldustin gets the pin after a drop down straight right hand)

BamBam Terry vs Pigman
(Pigman uses a Hamhock Drop to pin BamBam)

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Lawler:It's Troutboy over Dragonfire by submission!Goldustin dropped Stuuning
Steve and pinned him!But this is really BIG news or should I say PIG news...
Swineheart Pigman beat BIG BamBam Terry with a Hamhock Drop!

Cornette:King,you talk about Main Event quality matches...look at what's next!
This could be a Main Event anywhere in the World!"The Psychotic One" Psycho
UD is in with one big bad Japanese Masked Wrestler,I'm talking about Strong
Machine!The original Machine,The ONLY Machine!

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Psycho UD vs Strong Machine
1.Strong Machine takes the 1st fall with a double underhook suplex
2.Strong Machine gets the pin after a slingshot suplex

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Cornette:HOLEY!Strong Machine just beat Psycho UD two straight falls!
UD don't even know what hit him!Watch out for Strong Machine!He came
to The UEW to FIGHT!Waht's next King?

Lawler:We have a match for the VACANT USA Title!Get this,JC Leveque and
Hollywood Hulkster go head to head!One of them will go home with that USA
Title belt tonight!

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VACANT USA Title

JC Leveque vs Hollywood Hulkster-USA Title match
1.HH gets the pin after a Big Boot Kick
2.Leveque takes the 2nd fall with a Pedigree
3.HH is DQed for using a sheilded choke
The VACANT USA Title is awarded to JC Leveque!

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Lawler:Once again HH botches a BIG opportunity!HH had Leveque where
he wanted him,but then Referee San Heyward caught him using a sheilded
choke!Heyward warned HH but he decided to defy Referee San Heyward!
HH got the 5 count and was Disqualified!UEW Commissioner Hardbody Holly
came out and did the only fair thing that could be done...she awarded the
USA Title to JC Leveque!JC Leveque is YOUR USA Champion!

Cornette:It's time for The UEW Main Event!And what a Main Event this is!The
19 Time UEW Unified World Champion "Irish Sensation" Tank put the Title on
the line against 8 time UEW champion Real Deal Natale!Real Deal is one of
the few men that can say he's defeated Tank on several occasions!Tank has
held and defended The UEW Unified World Title since he won it back for the
19th time in 2007!Let's go to the ring!

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UEW Unified World Title

Tank vs Real Deal Natale-UEW Unified World Title Match
1.Real Deal takes the 1st fall with a powerbomb
2.Tank gets the pin after a flying forearm
3.Real Deal attempts a heeldrop but Tank catches him
and turns it into his infamous Irish Knee Crusher!
Natale fights the pain!Tank rams the knee into the mat again & again!
Real Deal reaches for the ropes but they're in the middle of the ring!
Tank twists and rams!Natale can't take anymore pain...Real Deal taps out!
Tank retains The UEW Unified World Title!

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Lawler:Real Deal put up oneheckuva fight but he is forced to tap out to Tank's
Irish Knee Crusher!Tank is YOUR UEW Unified World Champion!We just about outta time.I'm The King,for Jimmy and the rest of us here at The UEW,we''ll see
you next time on...

(PHZZZT!Screen goes black credits roll...Promotional Consideration by the following,Roll Up and Dye Salon in Chicago,California Grilles in San Diego,
Wally-Mart Pet Supplies and Mrs Johnson's Muumuu Emporium...)

(The camera goes to a post-show shot of Dr B and Ms Monro sitting in The
Executive Boardroom...)

Ms Monro:Hey Doc,remember that rumor that you shot me and stole The Mercedes?

Dr B:Some people will believe anything.It's good to be home huh Monro?

Ms Monro:Hey you still got that bottle of brandy hidden under the old UEW
Trophy Case?

(Screen fades...)



UEW ROCKS!

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WWW Wild Night Episode 1



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***THE PRELIMS***

Rockin' Rene vs Tanaka
(Rockin' Rene gets the pin after a butterfly suplex)

Slam Danzer vs Chandra
(Slam uses a Zig Zag Slam to get the pin)

Rio Regina vs Anna Rexia
(Rio wins it with a somersault heeldrop)

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Riley Reynolds:Welcome to WWW Wild Nights!It was Rockin' Rene over Tanaka!
Slam Danzer gets her biggest win to date when she defeated Chandra!Rio Regina
puts Anna Rexia away with a somersault heeldrop!Okay it Mosher Girl taking on
Militia!This will be good!Both are former champions.Militia has a few years more
experience,but Mosher has that never say die attitude!

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Mosher Girl vs Militia
(Militia gets the pin after a Military Press Slam)


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Riley Reynolds:Mosher Girl put up a good fight,but no one gets up from Millie's
Military Press Slam!Militia ring experience made the difference here!It's time for
our WWW TV Title Tournament!Vicki Paine,Mad Dog Shanon,Big Bad Helene
and Nix Pinkerton will all compete one of them will go home with the WWW TV
Title belt!

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WWW TV Title

WWW TV Title Tournament

Vicky Paine vs Mad Dog Shanon
(Mad Dog Shanon KOs Vicki Paine with a Heartpunch)

Big Bad Helene vs Nix Pinkerton
(Nix Pinkerton wins it with a Hammerlock Powerslam)

FINAL MATCH
Nix Pinkerton vs Mad Dog Shanon-WWW TV Title Match
(Nix Pinkerton gets the pin after a T-Bone Suplex)
Nix Pinkerton is the NEW WWW TV Champion!

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Riley Reynolds:Whoa Nix Pinkerton is the NEW WWW TV Champion!She ripped through
her competition!She beat Big Bad Helene,then came back to pin Mad Dog Shanon!Wow!
The VACANT WWW Tag Titles are on the line next!WGW Tag Champions C&C Connection
will face Belissima's Rosie the Ripper and Sandy Italia.Rosie the Ripper holds the record
for holding The WWW World Title the longest period of time!She also held the WWA Title
and WWA Gran Prix Title!Sandy Italia is a former WWW World Chmpion and has held many
Tag Titles!

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C&C Connection vs Belissima-WWW Tag Title Match
1.Carissa gives Italia a Soccer Kick and pins her
2.Rosie the Ripper pins Chandra after a Superplex
3.Rosie the Ripper with a neckbreaker off the 2nd rope
Belissima are the NEW WWW Tag Team Champions

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Riley Reynolds:The fans are stunned two of our greatest Champions have just been dethroned!
Yes dethroned by outsiders from the WWA!Belissima are The WWW Tag Champions,their partner
Nix Pinkerton is The WWW TV Champion!The tide of power is shifting and Belissima is controling
2/3 of that power!Woo Boy,in our Semi-Final Match Caitlin Catalyst competes against Stephanie
Paine for the VACANT WWW National Title!Both contestants held the old WWW National Title on
several occaisions!Caitlin Catalyst hold the record for holding the old WWW National Title more
times than anyone with 11 Title Reigns!Paine held the Title 7 Times!This match will be all out war!

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WWW National Title

Caitlin Catalyst vs Stephanie Paine-WWW National Title Match
(Paine hits a Guillotine Legdrop and gets the pin)
Stephanie Paine is the NEW WWW National Champion!

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Riley Reynolds:Stephanie Paine hits her signature Guillotine Legdrop and gets herself an 8th
WWW National Title Reign!Talk about a brutal match!This won't be the last Paine hears about
Caitlin Catalyst!In our WWW Wild Nights Main Event,The current WWW World Champion takes
on 25 Time WWW Champion!It's Lalaine vs Blonde Brazilian!What more can I say?Let's goto
the ring...

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The WWW Title

Lalaine vs Blonde Brazilian-WWW World Title Match
(A hard spinkick knocks The Brazilian down,Lalaine pins her)
Lalaine is the WWW Champion!

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Lalaine:Brazilian!I told I HAVE YOUR NUMBER!You cannot beat me!Over the last 8 months we've
wrestled 5 times!I beat you 5 times!I AM THE WWW WORLD CHAMPION!

Riley Reynolds:Whew,that's our show for this week!Lalaine retains the WWW Title,Stephanie Paine
is the WWW National Champion and Belissima controls the WWW Tag Titles and WWW TV Title!!!
Tune in next week for WWW Wild Nights!



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[neilybob]

Cool stuff man.

[uewdrb]

Neily-
Recaps from Kelly's Board!Thought I'd bring the shows to where the numbers are.Hopefully we'll get a good rating here.

uewdrb

[WTIC]

Solid stuff as always, Dr B!

[uewdrb]

WTIC-
I'm introducing the UEW and WWW to this board.Hopefully they'll bond with the wrestlers and get to like that crazy General Manager Mr C.

uewdrb

[uewdrb]

Ultimate Extreme Wrestling episode 2







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=+=THE PRELIMS=+=

Hardcore Ferguson vs Techno
(Ferguson piledrives Techno on the announcer's table & gets the pin)

Enzyme vs Charger
(Enzyme pins Charger after an Atomic Waste)

The Marsupial vs Asian Steel
(The Marsupial gets a sumission with a python squeeze)

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Lawler:This is Ultimate Extreme Wrestling!It was Hardcore Ferguson over Techno!
Enzyme lays Waste to Charger and The Marsupial gets a submission on Asian Steel!

Cornette:This feud goes way back!It...hey!

Troutboy:It's me,it's me,it's Tyrone B!Bad Bruiser is here and he's a crook!I'm Tyrone B and I am...OFF THE HOOK!

Cornette:Gimme back my mic ya mental case!Troutboy,Bad Bruiser...Let's go!

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Tyrone "Troutboy" Brown vs Bad Bruiser
(Bad Bruiser powerslams Troutboy and gets the pin)

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Cornette:I think Troutboy just got fileted!What a powerslam by Bad Bruiser!AWE's
Bad Bruiser gets a BIG win here!

Lawler:Mastermind Mark and Real Deal Natale want to move up in the rankings.
They are evenly matched Mark might have a slight reach advantage!Both have held the Unified Title on several occasions.The level of competition is off the scale here!

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Mastermind Mark vs Real Deal Natale
(Natale gets the pin after an over the top necksnap)

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Lawler:Natale shows us why he is Number One Contender!Mastermind Mark wrestled a good match,but that necksnap just came out of nowhere!Real Deal Natale is your winner!Who's up next Jimmy?

Cornette:The USA Champion JC Leveque is who!He defends against Swineheart Pigman!Why does Pigman get a Titleshot?I've never even heard of this kid!All I know is he's a friend of Dr B.I think he was on the roster of Dr B's Mid-West Territory Promotion,what was it King?LWG?

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USA Title

JC Leveque vs Swineheart Pigman-USA Title Match
(Pigman uses his pickled pig's feet to get the win)
Swineheart Pigman is the NEW USA Champion!

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Lawler:Uh Jimmy,this is why Pigman got a Titleshot!The kid is GOOD!He beat JC Leveque!He held the UEW and UWE as well as the Alliance World Titles!I think he even won that LWG Title up there in the Mid-West Territory!This Pigman may not be well known to UEW fans but I'm thinking he'll do just fine here!What do you think Mr C?

UEW General Manager Mr C:Who the...is this Pig faced guy in the red union suit?
I'm The GM,I didn't sign him!He's one of them Ham and Eggers Doc keeps sending down from The Mid-West Territory!This Pig guy thinks he's so hot,well wait till next week we'll see just how good this pig guy is!

Cornette:In our UEW Main Event...19 Time UEW Unified World Champion Tank takes on The Machine!The One & Only Machine...from Japan Strong Machine!
Strong Machine comes to us by way of what was it Mr C?Legends Championship Wrestling?Galaxy?Galaxy Championship...oh whatever!Strong Machine is a representative of New Japan and IWGP in Tokyo!He beat Psycho UD two straight falls last week!Strong Machine is definately good,but is he good enough to takedown the consumate UEW Unified World Champion?

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UEW Unified World Title

Tank vs Strong Machine-UEW Unified World Title Match
1.Strong Machine takes the 1st fall with a slingshot suplex
2.Tank pins Strong Machine after a Missile Dropkick
3.Strong Machine uses a sitout powerbomb to get the win
Strong Machine is the NEW UEW Unified World Champion!

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(Strong Machine slides out and grabs the UEW Unified World Titlebelt!He holds it high for the fans to see!Some are booing but,many are cheering...)

Strong Machine:私は強い機械である! 私は統一された世界のチャンピオンである! 私はよい戦いの
Lawler:What's he saying Jimmy?

Cornette:How should I know I don't speak no Ko-reen!I don't know no Chi-nees!

UEW GM Mr C:I don't trust no masked guys that speak that dad gum FOREIGN-NEES!

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Post show call from Ms Monro to Dr B:

Dr B:What do you want me to do about it?I don't speak Japanese either.An interpreter?Are you outta your mind?You know how much they charge!Who?
Chewy...no I think he's Chinese.How about that kid that delivers sushi from
that Okazuya in Dodge City?It's worth a try.Anyway I just signed Strong Machine's cousin UltraMachine and...

Ms Monro:What?I have the real Machines up there!Who the heck is UltraMachine?
And besides when that Strong Machine talks english,he says he's the only Machine!Don't make me bring my boys down here to Kansas to shut this Strong Machine up!

Dr B:Hey that might make a good Main Event...Big Machine & Super Machine vs Strong Machine & UltraMachine!Maybe I can sign Ricky,Mascross & Worly in undercard matches.

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WWW Wild Night Episode 2

Special Memorial Day Episode!

Thanks go out to all our friends and family who fought and/or are still fighting for our FREEDOM!
Remember them today.Those who are with us and those who gave their lives fighting for us!






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***THE PRELIMS***

Amy Adams vs Talia Morgon
(Talia gets the pin after a belly to belly suplex)

Venice Beach Vicky vs Sumi Sato
(Sato hits a lunging lariat and gets the pin)

Ebonie Love vs Mickey James Laree
(Laree uses an inverted ddt to get the win)

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Ms Kitty Katz:This is Wild Women Wrestling's Wild Night's and I'm The WWW's new Commissioner Ms Kitty Katz!
It was Talia Morgon over Amy Adams!Sumi Sato pinned Venice Beach Vicky and Mickey James Laree gets a quick win over Ebonie Love!

Riley Reynolds:Masked Margaux is here!Her theme music is loud and depressing.The fans don't care for her at all!
But this should cheer them up...from The Northern Territory and The WWF-U it's SheDevil Terri!She may be in her 40s but she still looks good and Mama,can she fight!

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Masked Margaux vs SheDevil Terri
(SheDevil Terri wins it with a waistlock slam)


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Riley Reynolds:Masked Margaux got over confident!You gotta watch that SheDevil she's tricky!Terri wins the match!

Ms Kitty Katz:Now here's an old friend Riley,Millie the Horsegirl...

Riley Reynolds:How long has it been since you watched this show?She no longer calls herself Millie the Horsegirl.
She did a Military gimmick with Chandra a few years ago and now she goes by the name Millie Militia or just plain Militia!Her partner is Becky Slater,The Last of The Beckys!They're taking on a team that needs no introduction...
The Davidsons!

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The Militia vs The Davidsons
1.Militia gets a submission on Charlene with a cobra clutch
2.Charlene distracts the Referee Harlene nails Slater with a Tire Iron & pins her
3.Charlene nails Militia with a straight right hand & gets the pin

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Ms Kitty Katz:That Charlene isn't as big as her sister,but she's mean as all get out!That straight right put Militia in Lala Land!Harlene on the other hand does things the old fashion way,she crowned Becky with that tire iron!The Militia will be seeking retribution for this!

Riley Reynolds:Here's another wrestler Dr B sent down from The Mid-West Territory.Actually Topanga is from The SHWL on the West Coast but she's been working The Mid-West Territory with Dr B for the last couple of months.
Topanga gets a chance of a lifetime,a chance to step right into the Big Time!The WWW TV Champion Nix Pinkerton agreed to let Topanga have a titleshot!I guess she figures Topanga will be an easy win.

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WWW TV Title

Nix Pinkerton vs Topanga-WWW TV Title Match
1.Topanga uses a Topanga Torpedo to take the 1st fall
2.Nix got the pin after a slingshot suplex
3.Topanga comes off with springboard lariat & gets the pin
Topanga is the NEW WWW TV Champion!

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Ms Kitty Katz:HOLEY!Riley that Topanga is good!She blew ring veteran Nix Pinkerton out of the water!Wow what a springboard lariat!That Topanga Torpedo is a spear-like manuver,but when she connected she drove Nix straight into the turnbuckles!What a move!Topnaga is the NEW WWW TV Champion!

Riley Reynolds:Now I don't recall seeing these two team up before.They're calling themselves DOP "Next Gen". Deborah Paine,the youngest of The Daughters of Paine and Stephanie Paine's daughter Alison Paine.They are
in with the current WWW Tag Team Champions,Belissima!Rosie the Ripper & Sandy Italia fought hard to aquire
those WWW Tag Titles,you can bet they ain't gonna give them up without oneheluva fight!

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WWW Tag Team Titles

Belissima vs DOP Next Generation (Deborah & Alison Paine)-WWW Tag Title Match
1.Sandy Italia gets the pin after an Italian Ice
2.Alison Paine nails Rosie the Ripper with a Flying Forearm & got the pin
3.Deborah Paine chokes Rosie the Ripper!
Rosie escapes and nails Paine with a necksnap off the 2nd rope!
Rosie the Ripper clamps on an Italian Nervehold
Alison tries to make the save but Italia cuts her off!
Rosie gives a mighty yank...Deborah Paine submits!
Belissima retains the WWW Tag Team Championships!

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Ms Kitty Katz:Belissima had The DOP well scouted!They didn't give them a chance to get into their brawling rulebreaker ways!Belissima knew enough to stick to their game plan and use their wrestling ability to defeat
DOP "Next Gen"!

Riley Reynolds:This is our WWW Wild Nights Main Event!Hannah interfered in a WNW Titlematch that Stephanie Paine was involved with a couple of weeks back.Since then Paine came down here to Atlanta and defeated Caitlin
Catalyst to become the WWW National Champion!Dr B had to postpone a match that had Paine teaming with The Lolas to face Hannah,Smokin' Oaken and Enforcer Brooke!To keep his promise,even if it's not in The Mid-West Territory,Dr B personally signed Stephanie Paine vs Hannah in a Cage!

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WWW National Title

Stephanie Paine vs Hannah-Steel Cage WWW National Title Match

Paine veals Hannah into the mesh!
Paine nails Hannah with an elbowdrop
Hannah rams Stephanies's face into the cage!
Paine is cut,blood dribbles down her face!
An angry Stephanie Paine Gorillaslams Hannah into the mesh!
Hannah gets the advantage and rams Paine head 1st into the post!
Hannah goes into her tights and pulls out brass knucks!
She beats Stephanie senseless!
Paine suffers a deep cut she's bleeding profusely!
Stephanie gets the advantage and posts Hannah!
Stephanie nails Hannah with her signature guillotine legdrop!
There's a cover...
The Referee counts...1-2...
Hannah kicks out!
Stephanie gets Hannah in a hair assist necktwist!
Hannah grabs the rope,the Referee makes Paine break the hold!
Stephanie gets Hannah in a World of Paine!
Hannah tries to escape but Paine has it locked in!
Hannah squirms to no avail,she's trapped!
The pain is becoming to much for Hannah!
Hannah passes out!
Stephanie slams Hannah's face into the mesh then lets her drop!
Paine licks the blood from Hannah's face and spits into the air!
Stephanie Paine is the WWW National Champion!

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Riley Reynolds:My god!That has nothing to do with wrestling!Get them outta there and get them some Medical Attention!Paine we won't defend the WWW National Title in a Cage again!Stephanie Paine is a bloody mess!
She's refusing help from the EMTs!Stephanie grabs The WWW National Titlebelt and does a victory lap before
heading up the ramp!

Stephanie Paine:Hannah that's what you get for sticking your nose in my business!You cost me The WNW Women's Title when you interfered in my match up in The Mid-West Territory!I came to Atlanta and I beat 16 Time National Champion Caitlin Catalyst!I am The WWW National Champion!WWW is MY Territory!You been warned kid!





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[WTIC]

Fine stuff there, Dr B! I didn't think Steph was gonna get by Hannah for a minute there!

[uewdrb]

Stephanie Paine is The Queen of The Blood Matches!Hannah was good but not good enough.

uewdrb

[uewdrb]

Since the board that The IWA is being posted on is so slow I decided to post Independent Wrestling Association matches here too.Here's episode 1.

Independent Wrestling Association episode 1





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***THE PRELIMS***

Dave the Dude vs Big Poppa Pump
(DTD wins it with a Gorilla Deathslam)

Hardcore Ferguson vs Maniac Mike
(A hard forearm shot drops Ferguson Maniac Mike gets the pin)

Nasty Boys vs The Dudleys
(BD Dudley comes off the top with a moonsault on Sags and gets the pin)


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RJ Templar:I'm RJ Templar and The Independent Wrestling Association is here!It was DTD over Steiner!Maniac Mike gets a win over Hardcore Ferguson and BD Dudley crushes Sags with a moonsault to get a win!

MikeTalbot:For those of you who are new to IWA Wrestling,RJ Templar is our CEO.I'm Mike Talbot .In our 1st matchup we have The Big Samoan Konkina Maximus!His opponent hails from The Lower Eastside of Chicago...The One Man Gang!This is gonna be brutal!

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Kokina Maximus vs One Man Gang
1.Gang takes the 1st fall with a Forward Fall Vertical Suplex
2.Kokina Maximus takes the 2nd fall with a thrust Kick
3.Gang wins it with a viscious 2nd rope bulldog

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Mike Talbot:The Gang nearly took Kokina's head off with that 2nd rope bulldog!The level of competition here in The IWA is set at MAXIMUM!Gang gets a huge win!Tag Titles are up for grabs next!The Russians Usinov & Zhukoff will face The Tolos Brothers!These are two of the most maniacal teams of all time!This matchup will be a brawling,rulebreaking,furniture rearranging show stopper!


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IWA Tag Titles

Solday Ustinov & Boris Zhukoff vs Chris & John Tolos-IWA Tag Title Match
1.Boris uses a Russian Backbreaker to get a submission on Chris Tolos
2.Ustinov takes a double clothesline and John Tolos gets the pin
3.Zhukoff gets a Spike Piledriver and Chris Tolos gets the pin
The Tolos Brothers are the NEW IWA Tag Team Champions

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Mike Talbot:The Tolos Brothers use teamwork to defeat The Russians!I'm not saying their tactics weren't illegal,but The Tolos Brothers got the win and are now The IWA Tag Champions!Hey The International Champion is here to defend his Title!Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat Mokuahi is our IWA International Champ his opponent will be Mr USA,
The Black Superman...Tony Atlas!

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IWA International Title

Steamboat vs Tony Atlas-International Title Match
1.Steamboat uses a sleeper to take the 1st fall
2.Steamboat wins it with a Double Chickenwing Suplex

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Mike Talbot:Atlas didn't have a chance!Steamer made quick work of him taking two straight falls!Steamboat retains The International Title.With his combination of Power and Agility "The Dragon" will be a hard one to dethrone!

RJ Templar:In our IWA Main Event...First from Japan,the challenger Tiger Mask!And now from Manchuria,"The Ancient One" current IWA One & Only World Title holder...Dragonfire!


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IWA One & Only World Title

Dragonfire vs Tiger Mask-IWA One & Only World Title Match
1.Tiger Mask takes the 1st fall with a Space Flying Tiger Drop
2.Dragonfire gets a pin after his signature Back Brain Kick
3.Dragonfire is DQed by Referee Danny Pine for using the dragon's fire
Tiger Mask wins the match,but Dragonfire retains The IWA One & Only World Title

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(Tiger Mask is rolling around the mat in agony!He took that dragon's fire right in the face!The EMTs try to render some aid but Tiger Mask not know who they are are kicking them away!Dragonfire's music plays as he leaves the ringside area.The fans boo him.He doesn't have to resort to tactics like that to defeat his opponents!The chaos continues...
The screen fades to black...)

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Home of AWE,UEW,AW-Pro and WWW Feds by Kelly & uewdrb
and now the new home of WTIC's DEW Fed!This is a MUST SEE!

[WTIC]

Some good matches there, Dr B! I like the Belts you've chosen for this fed!

[uewdrb]

Funny you should mention the belts.Those aren't the real Tag Titles.The real belts belong to The Evil Alliance.The official IWA Tag Team Belts have IWA written across the them.Controvesy will be resolved soon.

uewdrb

[uewdrb]

Ultimate Extreme Wrestling episode 3



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+=+=+THE PRELIMS+=+=+

Y2Dave vs DTD
(Y2 Dave gets a submission with a Y2 Dave-Lock)

Blade vs Asian Steel
(Blade drops Asian Steel with a knife edge chop & pins him)

The Marsupial vs Daminadan
(Daminadan is DQed for using a sheilded choke)

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Mr C:Hi I'm UEW General Manager Mr C!It was Y2 Dave over DTD!Blade used a Knife Edge Chop to get the win and The Marsupial gets a DQ win over Daminadan.
Up 1st "The Highflyers" Troutboy & Highflyer Chris take on the team of Zapper and Enzyme!When yo mix Electrical Power with Atomic Power...LOOKOUT!

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UEW ROCKS!

Troutboy & Highflyer Chris vs Zapper & Enzyme
(Zapper wins it for his team with a Live Wire Neckdrop)

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Cornette:That Live Wire Neckdrop had Highflyer Chris wiggling around like he's being electrocuted!Them Zapper & Enzyme have got to be one of the top contenders for that vacant UEW Tag Team Championship!

Mr C:Hey Jimmy what's with all these masked wrestlers around here?What are we some sort of Witness Protection Program or something?I told you I didn't trust that Pig Faced guy last week.This week Doc sends me a Big Red Freak with only one sleeve!Who are these nut cases???

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UEW USA Championship

Pig Man vs Mr Flame-USA Title Match
1.Mr Flame sticks a moonsault and gets the pin
2.Mr Flame wins it with a belly to belly super plex

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(Mr C whips off his coat!He climbs up on the apron then up to the top...he nails Mr Flame with a Corkscrew 630!He nails Pigman with a Double Jump Hurrakinrana!
Mr C drags Pigman over next to Mr Flame and goes to the top again!SENTON BOMB!Right across both wreslers!Referee Leslie Dunn counts:
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Mr C pinned the USA Champion and The Number One Contender at the same time!Mr C slides out and raises his hands in victory!)

Referee Leslie Dunn:This is Ultimate Extreme Wrestling!There is a 24/7 rule and it is in effect here!Odd as it might be our UEW General Manager Mr C is the NEW USA Champion!

Mr C:Ya masked idiots are no match for Mr C!Ya PENCIL NECKS!I am...

(Dr B walks down the ramp followed by EVP Ms Monro...)

Dr B:COLIN!WATDAHELARUDOIN???I don't give a cr*p about you wanting no one to know your real name!Colin!!!Okay,ya duma**!You're The GM,you're not on the roster!Fortunately though Ms Monro and I have the power to put you on the roster!
Since you think you're such hot stuff...look your cousin WTIC told me all about you! How you were trained by Bockwinkle,Gagne and Thesz!He also told me you were a good businessman.I believed him.That's why you're The GM!But if you wanna play tough guy then how's this?Next week you will defend that USA Title against
"The Genetic Freak","The Big Bad Booty Daddy","Big Poppa Pump"...GFREAK!Not only that COLIN...19 Time UEW Unified World Champion Tank,Mr Flame,Pigman and JC Leveque will be at ringside and that 24/7 rule...WILL BE IN EFFECT!What you gonna do,when Dr B and Ms Monro pull rank on you???

(Dr B and Ms Monro start posing like The Hulk and laughing...)

Cornette:Has everyone lost their dad gum minds???We got The GM as our USA Champion,we got Ms Monro and Doc betting $100,000 on the outcome of our UEW Main Event!You're all crazy!In our UEW Main Event,Dr B put his money where his mouth is!He says his Japanese Machines,Strong Machine and Ultra Machine are the REAL Machines!Ms Monro says her American Machines are the REAL Machines!Machines this Machines that...take 'em all to the machine shop and have 'em milled for all I care!Let's go to the ring!

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UEW Unified World Championship (currently held by Strong Machine)

Strong Machine & Ultra Machine vs Big Machine & Super Machine w/ Ms Monro
1.Super Machine pins Ultra Machine after a flying lariat
2.Stong Machine pins Big Machine with a Northern Lights Suplex
3.Ultra Machine uses a gatame kickatame!
Super Machine flies right into Strong Machine and gets a Machine DDT!
Ultra Machine covers him!
The Referee counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Strong Machine & Ultra Machine win the match!

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Dr B:Who's The REAL Machines now Monro?!?!The Japanese Machines,that's who!Bring on Giant Machine,heck bring on The Giant!My Japanese Machines will destroy your so called Tag Champions!

Cornette (muttering to himself):They're gone off the deep end!Nuts!That's what they are nuts!And where the hell is Lawler?



UEW ROCKS!






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WWW Wild Night Episode 3



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Pre show Lalaine interview:

Ms Kitty Katz:I'm here with WWW World Champion Lalaine.The fans want to know where you've been.
You "No Showed" last week.Aren't you supposed at least show up at these tapings,even if your'e not
scheduled to wrestle?After all you are the "face" of WWW!Don't you have any sense of responsiblity?

Lalaine:Don't talk to me about being responsible!I beat your 25 Time WWW World Champion to get
this belt!I've defeated all the Major Stars in The WGW as well as The WWW!I am the BEST thing
going!If I don't feel like defending my WWW World Title,I won't!If I don't feel like making an appearance
at a taping,I won't!I am THE WWW World Champion!I AM The WWW!

Ms Kitty Katz:Okay...well,WWW CEO Riley Reynolds has a surprise for you tonight!She's signed a match!
A WWW World Title match in which you have to face...The woman that scored 4 consecutive wins over Blonde
Brazilian!In fact she's the only woman Blonde Brazilian refuses to wrestle!She hails from London,England,
she's a member of Her Highness' Secret Service,I'm talking about the one and only Jamie Bond 0069!BTW
if you decide to skip out,Riley Reynolds will strip you of that WWW World Championship!It's "Go Time"!!!

Lalaine:What???This is a conspiracy!I ain't afraid!I'm gonna give that English Spy Novel wannabe a beating
she'll never forget!

(Lalaine storms off in an angry huff...)

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+++THE PRELIMS+++

Big Bertha vs Buffy TV Slayer
(Bertha gets the pin after a a big head butt)

The Hartbreakers vs The Militia
(Militia uses a military press slam to pin MJH)

Catwoman Eartha vs Talia Morgon
(Talia wins it with a hip attack)




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Riley Reynolds:This is The WWW and this is Wild Nights!It was Big Bertha over Buffy TV Slayer!Big win there for Big Bertha!Militia wins it for her team and Talia gets a win on Catwoman Eartha!1st up tonight is the WWW TV Champ Topanga!She will face a newcomer...Crazy Cat Lady?Doesn't she look a lot like that what's her name?You know,
"Hair gold like her mother" and something about curls...

Ms Kitty Katz:Ixnay on the urls-cay!

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WWW TV Title

Topanga vs Crazy Cat Lady-WWW TV Title Match
1.Crazy Cat Lady uses a Crazy Cat Lady Slam to get the pin
2.Topanga takes the 2nd fall after a Boy Meets Superkick
3.Crazy Cat Lady gets the win with a guillotine legdrop
Crazy Cat Lady is the NEW WWW TV Champion!

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Ms Kitty Katz:That Cat Lady may be crazy but she's got talent!She overwhelmed Topanga and took The WWW TV Title!We've got a cat obssessed lunatic as our WWW TV Champion!How'd that happen?Up next it's The WWW Tag Team Champions Belissima taking a team we haven't seen for a long time The Mac-10s!Jenny-Mac and Stephie-Mac will try to dethrone The WWW Tag Team Champions right here!

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WWW Tag Titles

Belissima vs The Mac-10s-WWW Tag Title match
1.Sandy Italia gets the pin on Stephie-Mac with a high crossbody
2.Jenny-Mac takes the 2nd fall with a spinning forearm smash
3.Rosie the Ripper puts Jenny-Mac is an Italian Nervehold and gets a submisson
Belissima are YOUR WWW Tag Team Champions!

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Riley Reynolds:That fast paced,high impact,highflying wrestling will make you dizzy Kitty Katz!What a match!You don't see move like that everyday!Belissima are your WWW Tag Team Champs!The Alliance Women's Elite Champion Beulah is in the house!HOLEY!Now this is a battle of Champions!25 Time former WWW champ Blonde Brazilian gets a shot at The Women's Elite Title here!This Title can only be held by current or former World Champions.The cream of the crop so to speak!These two are definately the best in the business!

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Alliance Women's Elite Title

Beulah vs Blonde Brazilian-Women's Elite Title Match
1.Blonde Brazilian takes the 1st fall with her signature Diva Suicida
2.Beulah mows The Brazilian down with a short clotheline and pins her
3.Beulah gets a submission with a camel clutch
Beulah retains The Women's Elite Championship!

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Ms Kitty Katz:That is why Beulah has held The Women's Elite Title for close to two years!Blonde Brazilian took the 1st fall,but then an angry Beulah showed her dominance!Beulah is THE Women's Elite Champion!

Riley Reynolds:In our WWW Wild Nights Main Event...

Jamie Bond 0069:Excuse me Riley,may I interupt?Now every is going on and on about how I defeated Blonde Brazilian.Doesn't anyone remember the wins I've scored on WWW Greats Chandra,Carissa,Stephanie Paine,
The Davidsons and even The Great "Big Queenie" Succubus the Fire Queen?Lalaine you are a great Champion but no means the greatest!

Lalaine:You gonna fight or you gonna talk???Come on let's go!


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WWW World Title

Lalaine vs Jamie Bond 0069-WWW World Title Match
1.Jamie takes Lalaine's head off with a jumping spin kick & pins her
2.Lalaine uses he signature Diva Suicida to get the pin
3.Lalaine gives Jamie Bond 0069 multiple kneelifts
Jamie shakes it off and goes to the top...Death Defying Diving Pin!
The Referee counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Jamie Bond 0069 has done the impossible!She is the NEW WWW World Champion!

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Riley Reynold:HOLEY MOLEY!What a fight!They were in there move for move...lookout!Lalaine has a chair and she's trying to wrap it around Jamie's head!Ooh what a shot!Bond is down and Lalaine takes advantage!Wait a leg trip by Bond and now Lalaine is on the concrete!They're fist and fire here!Security!Get in there before someone gets hurt!Lookout!You know how much that equipment cost???No not the...GET THEM OUTTA HERE...

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Independent Wrestling Association episode 2





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###THE PRELIMS###

Highflyer Chris vs Wildman Jay
(Wildman Jay wins it with a German Suplex)

The Jackal vs King Dark
(King Dark used a karate thrust to the throat to get the win)

Chinaman Ron vs The Masked Spider
(The Masked Spider gets the pin after a shooting star press)


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Mike Talbot.This is The Independent Wrestling Association!I am your announcer Mike Talbot!
It's Wildman Jay getting a win on Highflyer Chris!King Dark illegally gets the win and Masked
Spider shows us he has some extraordinary agility!Up next it's AWA's Buck Zumoff taking on
Canadian Dan Piper!

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Buck Zumoff vs Dan Piper
(Dan Piper put a sleeper on Zumoff and gets the win)


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Mike Talbot:To much showboating by Zumoff cost him the match!Piper locked in that sleeper
and it was all over!Dan Piper is your winner!The "Downhome Boy from Tenneessee" Johnny
Stafford is here!He's gonna have his hands full with his opponent AWA Legend Rip Hawk!

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Johnny Stafford vs Rip Hawk
(Stafford pins Rip Hawk after a Side Russian Legsweep)

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Mike Talbot:Johnny Stafford gets the pin!He's not intimidated by the so called "Big Name"
wrestlers.Johnny kept his cool and did what he had to!Alright who's next?It's "The Man with
The Golden Touch" Lord Golden!He takes on Big Kokina Maximus!Kokina has to be at least
twice The Lordship's size!Can his Lordship get Maximus in his Royale Flush?Let's find out...

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Lord Golden vs Kokina Maximus
(Kokina destroys Lord Golden with a powerslam)

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Mike Talbot:Kokina just flattened Lord Golden!You don't get up when a 400 lbs Samoan
powerslams you!What a devistating move!Hey I know that theme song!The OK Kid is
in the arena!She takes a lap while holding up her prestigious Title Belt!Hey what happened
to the lights?

(The DOP's "Feel the Pain" theme song plays loudly..."And now out of The Darkness in a
Ball of Fire from The Abyss!VICKI PAINE!)

Mike Talbot:HOLEY!What an entrance!We know The DOP all to well!We also know that
Vicki Paine is the most psychotic of the bunch!She doesn't fear pain,she enjoys it!

Vicki Paine:OK Kid I'm gonna make you...

The Fans in unison:FEEL THE PAIN!!!

Vicki Paine:And not in a good way either!!!

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IWA Women's Title

Oklahoma Kid DeAnna vs Vicki Paine-IWA Women's Title Match
1.Vicki Paine gets a submission with a World of Paine
2.OK Kid gets the pin after a full nelson suplex
3.Vicki uses a rope assist necksnap
There's a cover!
Referee Danny Pine counts...
ONE!
TWO!
(OK Kid puts her foot on the bottom rope)
Danny Pine's comes down...THREE!
Referee Danny Pine proclaims Vicki Paine is The NEW IWA Women's Champion!

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OK Kid:WHAT?No my foot was on the rope!WATDAHEL???Where you going with my belt?

Referee Danny Pine:I stand by my decision,Vicki Paine is The NEW IWA Women's Champion!

IWA owner RJ Templar:Danny I just reviewed a replay and you can see for yourself.From this angle
you can see OK Kid getting the foot up before your hand came down for the third count!Your decision
will stand for now,but next week Vicki Paine will have to defend The IWA Women's Title against OK Kid...
IN A CAGE!The last one standing will be The IWA Women's Champion!

Mike Talbot:Whew what a night,but it's not over yet!In our IWA Main Event...The IWA One & Only World
Champion "The Ancient One" Dragonfire will face "The Lariat" Stan Hansen!

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IWA One & Only World Title

Dragonfire vs Stan "The Lariat" Hansen-IWA One & Only World Title Match
1.Dragonfire puts Hansen under with a Japanese Sleeperclaw
2.Hansen hammers Dragonfire with his infamous Lariat and gets the pin
3.Stan comes off the top with a flying kneedrop and gets the win
Stan "The Lariat" Hansen is the NEW IWA One & Only World Champion!

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(Dragonfire lost because he was being distracted by Dr Death and Bam Bam who were at ringside!He let's
out a loud roar and breathes fire to show his anger...)

Dragonfire:騙子從未繁榮! 我將回來，并且古老一個再將是冠軍!

RJ Templar:Hansen is The NEW IWA Champion!I don't speak Chinese but you can bet he's not saying anything nice about Hansen,Dr Death and Bam Bam!

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[WTIC]

Now THAT was a long read, LOL!

Good stuff yet again, Dr B! Hansen is one tough hombre and won't back down from anyone!

Things look good in this fed!

[uewdrb]

WTIC-
Yeah that was long but this is the UEW,WWW and IWA catchup thread.3 shows at once maybe a little intense for the readers.Stan "The Lariat" Hansen has always been a favorite of mine.Who else can even claim that they broke Bruno Samartino's neck or stole Bockwinkle's AWA World Title!I saw Hansen wrestle Brett Wayne,Mad Dog Buzz Sawyer's brother.Hansen played with him to put on a show and pinned when he got tired of fooling around.

Hansen beat The Greatest IWA Champion of All Time!But Dragonfire will be back!

uewdrb

[uewdrb]

Ultimate Extreme Wrestling Monday Mayhem episode 4



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+=+=+THE PRELIMS+=+=+

Dr Death vs Italian Stallion
(The Stallion wins it with a gutwrench slam)

Techno vs Curtis Thompson
(Curtis Thompson gets a subbmission with an abdominal stretch)

Thunderfoot #1 vs Agent Steel
(Thunderfoot gets the pin after a loaded boot kick)

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Mr C:Hi I'm Mr C and this is UEW Monday Mayhem!It was Italian Stallion over Dr Death!Curtis Thompson gets a win over Techno andThunderfoot put theloaded boots to Agent Steel!In our 1st big matchup it's gonna be Highflyer Chris facing Mr Extreme in an Extreme Rules match...

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UEW ROCKS!

Highflyer Chris vs Mr Extreme
(Mr Extreme gets the pin after a Kendo Stick Whipping)

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Lawler:Mr Extreme whipped The Highflyer and got a pin!Mr Extreme is one brutal individual!

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UEW USA Championship

Mr C vs Big Poppa Pump-USA Title Lumberjack Match
Mr C gets GFreak in a crucifix,GFreak break the hold!
Mr C connects with rapid fire dropkicks
Mr C uses a single leg takedown!
Mr C connect with a Backflip Suicida!
There's a cover...1-2-3!
Mr C retains The USA Championship!


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(Tank rushes Mr C...Rope Assist Neck Hang!There's a cover...No Mr C kicks out!Mr Flame smashes Mr C with a moonsault!He covers him...Mr C shrugs him off!Leveque drops Mr C with an overhand right!Rollup...Mr C escapes again!Pigman nails Mr C with a Hamhock Drop!He grabs the far leg...1-2-No only a two count!Tank hits a Missile and rolls Mr C up...1-2-3!Tank is the new...Dr B slides in and hits Tank with a Brainbuster!There's a cover...1-2-kickout!A splash by Dr B...1-2-3!Mr C nails Dr B with an Asai Moonsault...1-2-3!Mr C is the...Pigman gives Mr C a porkbutt stinkface!Mr C throws him off!Dr B gets Mr C in an inverted deathlock!Mr C bites him to get free!Mr Flame throws fire in Mr C's face!Leveque gets Mr C up powerbomb...1-2-3!JC Leveque is the...Pigman connects with a Hoof in Mouth!There's a rollup...1-2-3!)

Dr B:HOLD IT!This could go on all night!I'm declaring Pigman The USA Champion!But next week we are going to have an Elimination Match with Mr C,JC Leveque,Mr Flame,Tank and Big Poppa Pump!Pigman take the belt and polish it up,it may not be your after next week!

Lawler:In our UEW Monday Mayhem Main Event...it's Strong Machine vs Stunning Steve!There's that sound of breaking glass!That means Stunning Steve is headed to the ring!

Stunning Steve:WHAT???I'm gonna be the NEW Unified World Champ and THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STUNNING STEVE SAID SO!

Strong Machine:下級のアメリカ犬! 私はあなたの叫び声のろばの缶を開く!

Lawler:Hey,Doc...what's wupu assu?

Dr B:How should I know what do I look like Benny Hana?

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UEW Unified World Championship (currently held by Strong Machine)

Strong Machine vs Stunning Steve-UEW Unified World Title Match
1.Stunning Steve takes the 1st fall with a Stunner
2.Strong Machine gets the pin after a slingshot suplex
3.Stong Machine uses a Machine DDT to get the win!
Strong Machine retains The UEW Unified World Title!


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Dr B:Stunning Steve courageously took the 1st fall but then it was all Strong Machine!He over powered,out wrestled,out fought and out cheated Stunning Steve!
Strong Machine is becoming a fighting Champion!He will take on all comers and so far he's had no trouble defeating them all!




UEW ROCKS!







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WWW Wildside Wednesday Episode 4





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+++THE PRELIMS+++

Hyapatia vs Jackie Moore
(Jackie gets the pin after a spear)

Goldie vs Tiffiany
(Tiffany used a Norway Neckbreaker to get the win)

Brooke Bollea vs Emma Watson
(Emma wins it with a Granger Gutbuster)

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Riley Reynolds:This is the all new WWW Wildside Wednesday!Jackie got a win!Tiffany pinned Goldie and Emma Watson showed Brooke Bollea that no amount of posing will win her a match!Emma with a huge win!

Ms Kitty Katz:Ooh Riley this sounds like a great matchup!Becky Slater will face The youngest of The Davidson Clan,Mad Dog Shanon!Both Becky and Mad Dog were tired of only appearing in prelims or low card matches in the WGW,so the jumped ship and came to Atlanta to sign with The WWW!Let's hope they move up the ladder quickly here!

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Becky Slater vs Mad Dog Shanon
(Slater gets a pin after a Becky Bomb)


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Ms Kitty Katz:Okay no one gets up from The Becky Bomb!Slater wins the match but I think both Slater and Mad Dog have earned their spots tonight!Okay that Crazy Cat Lady is making her way to the ring!Last week she trouced Topanga and took The WWW TV Title!She did all this while muttering stuff to a little black kitten that she sat in her corner.This woman may be outta her nut,but she does have wrestling ability!Just don't go near that cat!Her opponent we haven't seen for awhile,JLD had a great run in The WGW,she came to Atlanta to see if she too can move up the ladder a bit faster!A win tonight would shoot her straight into Super Stardom!

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WWW TV Title

Crazy Cat Lady vs JLD-WWW TV Title match
1.JLD takes the 1st fall with a moonsault
2.Crazy Cat Lady drives JLD's head into the mat with a piledriver
3.Crazy Cat Lady reverses a slam dunk facejam & hits a T-Bone Suplex
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Crazy Cat Lady retains The WWW TV Title

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Ms Kitty Katz:DANG!JLD got a little to close to that cat and Crazy Cat Lady went balistic!First she planted JLD with a slam dunk faceslam,then she nailed with a T-Bone and got the pin!She's a real nutcase that one!Let's see,The WWW Tag Titles are on the line next.Belissima takes on The Elite Rulebreakers,Juliette and Shannen!The ERBs were getting passed over everytime there was an opening for a WGW Tag Title Match!So Juliette and Shannen to come back to where they started out 10 years ago,The WWW!

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WWW Tag Titles

Belissima vs The ERBs (Juliette & Shannen)
1.Shannen uses a Charm to take the 1st fall
2.Italia uses a handstand headscissor flip to get a pin on Juliette
3.Rosie the Ripper makes Shannen submit with an Italian Nervehold
Belissima are you WWW Tag Champions!

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Ms Kitty Katz:Whoa!Belissima negated The ERBs brawling style and forced them to wrestle!While Juliette and Shannen are good grapplers,they couldn't seem to get their offense together after the 1st fall!That handstand headscissors flip was quite a show of superior agility by Italia!Rosie went right to what she knew would get them the win,The Italian Nervehold!There's no counter for that!Now this is what I call a match!Stephanie Paine puts her WWW National Title up against an old foil,Chandra!These two are no stragers,they've been in big matches all over the world!
Tonight they're back home in Atlanta after a long absence!Welcome home!Let's go to the ring!

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WWW National Title

Stephanie Paine vs Chandra-WWW National Title Match
1.Chandra gets a submission win with a bridging leglock
2.Paine makes Chandra submit with a World of Paine
3.Paine is DQed for using an illegal hair assist Necktwist
Chandra wins the match,Stephanie Paine is still The WWW National Champion!

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Ms Kitty Katz:Paine doesn't care that she's been disqualified,she's still nailing Chandra in the face with her fist!Chandra blocks and shove Paine back...a hard Euro Uppercut drops Stephanie!Paine rolls out and grabs her Title Belt!

Stephanie Paine:U weinig wijfje! Ik ben de Nationale Kampioen! U bent niets! Dit is mijn riem!

Chandra:Speak English!This is Atlanta this ain't no Swedish Massage Parlor!We speak American here!

Riley Reynolds:In our WWW Wildside WQednesday Main Event...The WWW World Champion Jamie Bond 0069 takes on Futura Momerson!Futura has decided to get in the ring again after spending the last couple of years training wrestlers at The Power Planet Training Facility up in The Mid-West Territory.She walked right into a World Title match!Futura held the WWW World Title on several occasions!She want another title reign!How much does she want it?Let's go to the ring and find out!

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WWW World Title

Jamie Bond 0069 vs Futura-WWW World Title Match
1.Futura takes the 1st fall with a flying forearm
2.Bond goes to an Aikido Armbar to get a submission
3.JB 0069 uses a jumping spinkick to get the win
Jamie Bond 0069 is your WWW World Champion!

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Riley Reynolds:That was a hard fought win for JB 0069!Futura brought the fight to Jamie!Bond really had to work for that win!Futura is in tip top condtion!She a consumate ring tactician.Jamie Bond 0069 has a lot of heart and The WWW World Title,that insentive to give it all you got to protect The WWW Crown!That's about it for this week.Come back next week when you'll Jamie Bond 0069 take on her arch nemesis,25 time WWW World Champion,Blonde Brazilian!

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[WTIC]

Stallion > Dr Death? MAJOR upset!

Mister C wins the Gold! Yah-Hoooooo!

...only to lose it??? Booooo!

Stunning Steve couldn't win, but I bet STONE COLD Steve woulda!

What? Brooke didn't want to wrestle under the name "Hogan"? LOL! Maybe because she LOST!

Great to see Becky back! YAY!

Good couple of cards there, Dr B! Don't forget to debut Tony C soon!

[uewdrb]

WTIC-
In real life Italian Stallion's match ever was against Dr Death.He gave Dr Death a good match!Results are different in The UEW!

Mr C won but then again...it's UEW and there is a 24/7 rule!

Stunning Steve...well let's shave his head and see if he gets any better.

What that is her name Brooke Bollea,just like her cousin Horace Bollea.

Either Becky's doing good or Mad Dog is off her game,one f the two.

Dr B

[uewdrb]

Independent Wrestling Association episode 3





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=+=+=THE PRELIMS=+=+=+

Ravishing Rhonda vs Anna Rexia
(Anna Rexia uses a running lariat to get the pin)

Johnny Stafford vs Dan Piper
(Piper wins it with an Air Alberta Clothesline)

Shimmering Sheila vs Rockin' Rene
(Rockin' Rene gets the pin after a Butterfly Suplex)

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Mike Talbot:This is The Independent Wrestling Association,I'm Mike Talbot!Anna Rexia
beat Ravishing Rhonda!Dan Piper gets a spectacular win over Johnny Stafford and our
good friend Rockin' Rene turns out the lights on Shimmering Sheila!Okay we've got
The Evil Alliance Khai II and Masked Manchurian on deck!Their opponents are The
Knights!I think this is the 1st time we've seen The Black Knight and The Red Knight
in The IWA!They definately have their hands full here with The Evil Alliance!

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The Evil Alliance (Khai II & Masked Manchurian) vs The Knights
1.The Red Knight pins Masked Manchurian after a Northern Lights Suplex
2.Masked Manchurian takes the 2nd fall with a Dragon's Claw
3.Khai II dodges a foreign object bash,but takes a swinging neckbreaker!
Khai II gets up only to get a falling neckbreaker!
While on the mat Khai II gets The Black Knight in a Kimura Lock!
The Black Knight immediately taps out!


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Mike Talbot:The Knight proved to be a tough team but it's gonna take more
than a couple of neckbreakers to stop Khai II!The Evil Alliance doesn't even
bother with defending their IWA Tag Team Titles anymore because no one
can beat them!They've held those belts for the better part of 10 years!But if
you think your team is good enough,they will bring out the gold and show
you why they've held them for so long!Alright it's AWA action next!Beautiful
Bobby Eaton is here to defend his AWA Jr Heavyweight Title against a real
tough competitor Gene Ligon!

Cornette:Beautiful Bobby Eaton is THE BEST athlete in The AWA!He's got
The AWA Jr Heavyweight belt to prove it!Ligon you piece of...

Mike Talbot:Let's go to the ring...

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AWA Jr Heavyweight Title Match

Bobby Eaton vs Gene Ligon-AWA Jr Heavyweight title Match
1.Gene Ligon takes the 1st fall with a fall forward slam
2.Eaton gets the pin after a piledriver
3.Ligon use a loaded boot kick to get the pin
Gene Ligon is The NEW AWA Jr Heavyweight Champion!

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Cornette:WHAT???He used a loaded boot!Get that Referee some glasses!
Hey where you going with that???That's our belt!

(Cornette runs up and swings his racket at Ligon!Gene ducks and tackles Cornette!
Eaton rushes in and puts a beatdown on Ligon!Bobby rips the boot off of Gene and
smashes him in the head a few times...)

Bobby Eaton:THERE'S YOUR CHAMPION!Don't act so tough now witout your loaded
boot!Don't you EVER lay a hand on Mr Cornette!

Mike Talbot:Gimme my mic I got a show to do!The IWA Women's Championship is on
the line next!Vicki Paine defends against new comer Suzy Succubus!

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IWA Womens Title

Vicki Paine vs Suzy Succubus-IWA Women's Title Match
1.Suzy Succubus used a handful of tights to get the pin
2.Paine takes the 2nd fall with a ropes assist headsnap
3.Vicki locks in a World of Paine!
Young Suzy is fighting it with everything she's got!
Suzy tries inching towards the ropes,but Paine drags her back!
Vicki yanks on it...
Suzy passes out,the pain was to much...
Vicki Paine is YOUR IWA Women's Champion!

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(Vicki laughs maniacally as her hands are raised in victory!Paine has no remorse!She enjoys
hurting people!She slides out and grabs her belt.Vicki slides in and struts around showing off
her prize!Ooh!She smashes the belt down on Suzy's face again and again!)

Vicki Paine:U bent niets je waardeloos Amerikaanse varkens! Ik ben de kampioen! U hoeft niet
verdienen om in dezelfde ring als mij!

Mike Talbot:Speak english!We speak American-ese around here!Okay from Hawaii he is The
IWA International Champion...Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat Mokuahi!His oppnent is from
Venice Beach,California former TNA and NWA Champion...he's The Man called,STING!!!

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IWA International Title

Steamboat vs Stinger-IWA International Title Match
1.Sting takes the 1st fall with a superplex
2.Steamboat uses his signature High Crossbody to take the 2nd fall
3.Steamboat wins it with an abdominal stretch
Steamboat retains The International Title!

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Mike Talbot:Now I gotta say that was a good wrestling match!No illegal tactics,no rulebreaking
just good old wrestling!Steamboat came out on top,but it could have gone either way!

RJ Templar:In our IWA Main Event...Stan "The Lariat" Hansen takes on AWE's Dr Deathlock!
Deathlock has held The IWA One & Only World Title on several occasions.Hansen is on his
1st IWA Title reign.Who wants it more?


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IWA One & Only World Title

Stan "The Lariat" Hansen vs Dr Deathlock-One & Only World Title Match
1.Deathlock pins Hansen after repeated shots to the kidney
2.Hansen takes the 2nd fall with a flying kneedrop
3.Deathlock takes a piledriver,but he sits up!
Hansen sets him up...LARIAT!Deathlock gets up!
Deathlock grabs on with a bearhug,he ducks under and turns it into a Torture Rack!
Deathlock jumps up and down stretching Hansen's spine!
Hansen gives the signal,he gave up!

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(Dr Death and Bam Bam slide in and go to town on Deathlock!But coming over the guardrail...
It's Bad Bruiser and Mr Flame!It's 3 on 3 and this is unbridaled mayhem!Dr Death gets a fireball
in the face from Mr Flame!Bam Bam and Hansen whip Bad Bruiser into the turnbuckles!But as
they turn around it Dr Deathlock with a huge double clothesline that sends them sprawling on
the mat!IWA owner RJ Templar grabs the house mic...)

RJ Templar:STOP IT!NOW!You guys want to fight?Well okay...next week it will be the team of
Hansen,Dr Death and Bam Bam vs The Judgement Deathlock,Bruiser and Flame!But wait
it's gonna be an elimination match!NO DQ,NO COUNT OUT!Last man standing will become
The IWA One & Only World Champion!

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UEW's Mr C:Welcome to The 1st UEW-IWA-WWW joint PPV!It's Independence Weekend
and we have 4 HUGE Matches for you!1st up it a UEW-IWA-WWW mixed Tag Match!
Each team has a member from each organization!Men can only wrestle men,women
can only wrestle women!

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Stafford,Zapper & Big Bad Helene vs Miller,Enzyme & Harlene

The match starts out with the ladies...
Big Bad Helene gets the advantage with a fireman's carry slam
BBH gets Harlene up for a Salto Suplex
Big Bad Helene connects with a spine crushing kneedrop
BBH rolls her up...
Referee Danny Pine counts...
ONE!
Harlene kicks out!
BBH tags in Johnny Stafford
Enzyme comes in for his team
Enzyme hits with a jawbreaker drop
Stafford uses the old mulepunch
He covers Enzyme...
Referee Danny Pine counts...
ONE!
Stafford tags Zapper
ZAP ATTACK!
Zapper rolls Enzyme up...
Referee Danny Pine counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Stafford,Big Bad Helene and Zapper win the match!

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WWW's Riley Reynolds:Stafford,Big Bad Helene and Zapper get a big win here!
Up next it's a 6 Woman Tag Match!The C&C Connection and Futura Momerson
face "The Power of 3" aka The Charmed!

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WWW National Title (currently held by Chandra)



WWW TV Title (currently held by Carissa)

C&C and Futura vs The Charmed

Futura comes out fist and fire & nails Paige with a flying elbow!
There's a cover...
Referee Joanie Lee counts...
ONE!
Kickout!
Paige drags Futura out of the ring and slams her face into the post!
Paige throws her back into the ring...
Futura goes to the air but Paige gets her knees up
Paige connects with a somersault kick,then tags Piper
Piper hits a corner splash
A dazed Futura makes the tag to Chandra
Piper traps Chandra in the corner and nails her with fists from the 2nd rope
Piper uses a Victory Roll,but Chandra throws her off
Piper hits another corner splash
Piper whips Chandra into the turnbuckle and hits her with a shoulder smash
Piper telegraphs a back bodydrop,Chandra nails her with a knee
Chandra nails Piper with a knife Edge Chop,then tags in Carissa
Carissa greets Piper with a Carissa Stomp
She rolls Piper up...
Referee Joanie Lee counts...
ONE!
Kickout!Piper rolls out of the ring
A weary Piper is almost counted out,she climbs back just in time
Carissa connects with a waistlock slam
Carissa throws Piper into her corner and dares Pheobe to tag in
A reluctant Pheobe makes the tag
Carissa catches Pheobe with a funky neckbreaker
Carissa drops Pheobe with a Left Hook,she rolls to her corn and tags Paige
Carissa nails Paige with a left hook
While Paige is down Carissa gives her The Carissa Stomp
Carissa drops her again with a big right hand,then tags Futura
Futura hits a flying elbow
Futura connects with a slingshot slam
Futura floors Paige with a Missile Dropkick,then tags Chandra
Chandra nails Paige with a pumphandle slam,Paige rolls out of the ring
Paige drags Chandra out and runs her into the post,then tosses her into the ring
Paige comes off the ropes with powerful shoulder tackle
Paige goes to the ropes again Springboard Lariat
She covers Chandra...
Unseen by The Referee Piper & Pheobe lift Paige's legs to insure the pin
Referee Joanie Lee counts...
ONE!
TWO!
Both Piper & Pheobe drop off the apron
Referee Joanie Lee's hand comes down...
THREE!
Referee Joanie Lee looks up everything looks legal...
Referee Joanie Lee raises Paige's hand!

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IWA's Mike Talbot:That match was a smoker!Even though it ended in controversy,
it still shows that The Chamed has what it takes to defeat veterans like C&C and
Futura!That Paige Matthews gets better everytime I see her wrestle!Okay!It's IWA
vs UEW 6 Man Competition!IWA's 3 World Champions take The UEW's Extreme
Team,Hardcore Ferguson,Mr Extreme and Maniac Mike!This one should be wild!

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IWA One & Only World Title (currently held by Dragonfire)



IWA World Tag Team Titles (currently held by Khai II & Masked Manchurian)

Evil Alliance vs Ferguson,Mr Extreme and Maniac Mike

Masked Manchurian opens with a reverse knife edge chop
Maniac Mike surprises Masked Manchurian with a sunset flip
Masked Manchurian rolls through and comes out on his feet
Maniac Mike catches Masked Manchurian with a drop toehold
Masked Manchurian makes the tag to Khai II
Maniac Mike with a snapmare
Khai II gets Maniac Mike in a Kimura Lock,but Maniac Mike grabs the rope
Khai II comes off the top with a Flying Double Chop
He rolls Maniac Mike up...
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
Maniac Mike kicks out!
Khai II nails Maniac Mike with Jeet Kun Do kicks
He covers him...
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
Maniac Mike gets a shoulder up!He tags in Mr Extreme
Khai II gets Mr Extreme in a Dragonsleeper
Mr Extreme drops to one knee...
Referee Leslie Dunn checks...
Mr Extreme's hand drops
Mr Extreme's hand drops lifeless a second time
Mr Extreme is definately out
Referee Leslie Dunn counts for Khai II to release the hold...
ONE!TWO!
Khai II releases it and slaps Mr Extreme between the shoulders to revive him
The Evil Alliance win The 6 Man Match!

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IWA's RJ Templar:No one beats my 3 World Champions!Not even the most
Hardcore guys in The UEW!

UEW-LGW/WGW CEO Dr B:In our Main Event we have an 8 Man Elimination
Match!UEW vs IWA!8 of our best go in only one man emerges victorious!!!

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USA Title (currently held by Tank)

UEW vs IWA 8 Man Elimination Match
UEW - Tank,Y2Dave,Genocide and Techno
vs
IWA - Thrasher,Mr Terrible,Danny Beech and Maginificent Scott
1.Magnificent Scott eliminates Genocide with a jackhammer
2.Danny Beech eliminates Techno with a Hodad Slam
3.Y2Dave eliminates Danny Beech with a ddt
4.Tank eliminates Magnificent Scott with a 2nd Rope Piledriver
5.Tank eliminates Mr Terrible with an off ropes spinning powerslam
6.Thrasher eliminates Tank with Headbanger Butts
7.Thrasher eliminates Y2Dave with a Nuclear Meltdown
Team IWA wins The Elimination Match!

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UEW-LGW/WGW CEO Dr B:I don't believe this!Thrasher was down,it was two on one!
Thrasher went right after his opponents!He knocked Tank goofy with those Headbanger
Butts and pinned him,them went after Y2Dave andnailed him with that Nuclear Meltdown!
Thrasher and Team IWA are the winners!We are out of time we hope you enjoyed...

(PHHZZZT!Screen goes black,credits roll...)

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