UEW/WWW!

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Ultimate Extreme Wrestling episode 10



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Preshow meeting in the UEW Executive Boardroom:

Dr B:Look Colin something has to be done about this situation.
That's why we are gonna get involved!You get a chance to hold
the USA Title.I won't have a Russian as USA Champion!Win this
and you will be on the roster!

Mr C:Let me get this straight if I win I will be on the roster as well
as being The GM?And you're tagging with Strong Machine?You
can't communicate with him you don't speak Japanese.

Dr B:All Strong Machine has to understand is that if we win he will
get a Titleshot with Sheik Adnan!You win and I'll personally give you
clearance to wrestle and be The GM!Don't let me down!

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===THE PRELIMS===
Techno vs Joel Deaton
(Deaton nails Techno with a cheap shot and gets the pin)

DTD vs Tommy Angel
(Tommy Angel uses a flying shoulderblock to get the pin)

Cruel Connection vs The Gaylords
1.Lenny uses a full nelson facebuster to get the pin
2.Cruel Connection #2 wins the 2nd fall with a rear naked choke
3.Both teams are counted out while brawling at ringside

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Cornette:This is Ultimate Extreme Wrestling!It was Deaton over Techno!
Tommy Angel pins DTD and The Gaylords and Cruel Connection get a
double countout!

Lawler:Michael "PS" Hayes puts the AWA Jr Heavyweight Title on the line
against Big Dick Dudley!These are two rough and tough wrestlers!

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AWA Jr Heavyweight Title

Michael Hayes vs Big Dick Dudley - AWA Jr Heavyweight Title Match
1.Big Dick Dudley takes the 1st fall with a moonsault
2.Hayes uses a Running Lariat to get the pin
3.Big Dick Dudley wins it with a Chokebomb Pin
Big Dick Dudley is the NEW AWA Jr Heavyweight Champion!

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Lawler:Big Dick Dudley is the NEW AWA Jr Heavyweight Champion!
Does he even qualify as a Jr Heavyweight?The fact is he beat Hayes
and unless anyone tells me different,Big Dick Dudley is The AWA Jr
Heavyweight Champion!

Cornette:Dr B personally signed this next one!Soldat Ustinov will face
Mr C!The USA Title is on the line!

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USA Title

Soldat Ustinov vs Mr C-USA Title Match
1.Ustinov explodes with a Russian Sickle and gets the pin
2.Mr C hits a 450 splash and gets the pin
3.Mr C connects with 619 and wins the match!
Mr C is The NEW USA Champion!

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(Mr C puts the boots to Ustinov!Boris Zhukov is here and he joins the fight!
Mr C is holding his own against The Russians!A flying double lariat knocks
The Russians down!The Russians turn it around with a double kick to the
sternum!They're putting a smackdown on Mr C!What the...it's WTIC!What's
he doing here?WTIC uses a implant ddt to slow Ustinov down!Mr C clobbers
Zhukov with a chairshot!They grab Ustinov and throw him over the top!!!)

Mr C:Watdahel are you doing here???

WTIC:I came down with Dr B.He wanted me to work with the talent!Look I am
not gonna stand back while The Russians do a number on you!

Mr C:You know I don't like it when you stick your nose into my business!But,
since you're here,I'll make you a deal.You wanna fight?Then tag with me next
week against The Russians!

WTIC:If you're serious,meet me at Goldwyn's Gym tomorrow...EARLY!We need to
train!

Cornette:What's going on???Who the heck is that guy?Why does he want to
help Mr C???

Lawler:In our UEW Mayhem Main Event,Sheik Adnan teams with Kamala!They
will face Strong Machine & Dr B!If Strong Machine's team wins he'll get a shot
at The UEW Unified World Championship,currently held by Sheik Adnan!

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Sheik Adnan & Kamala vs Strong Machine & Dr B
1.Kamala makes Dr B submit with a bearhug
2.Strong Machine pins Sheik Adnan after a machine ddt
3.Dr B gets a submission with an inverted deathlock

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Cornette:Strong Machine and Dr B win it!Strong Machine will get a a Titleshot!
Mr C is The NEW USA Champion!Big Dick Dudley is The AWA Jr Heavyweight Champion!I've been told that guy is named WTIC...watdahel kind of name is that?
He was brought in by Dr B as a Trainer.I still don't why he'd want to help that obnoxious Mr C...

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WWW Wildside Episode 10



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Suzy Succubus vs Buffy TV Slayer
(Buffy gets a submission with a rear choke)

Wild Thang vs Squatifah
(Squatifah gets the pin after a Killer Kween)

Caitlin Catalyst vs Big Bad Helene
(Catalyst gets the pin after a Catapult)

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Ms Kitty Katz:This is Atlanta,GA and you are watching Wild Women Wrestling Wildside!
It was Buffy getting a win on Suzy Succubus!Squatifah beat Wild Thang and Caitlin
Catalyst uses her signature Catapult to defeat Big Bad Helene!Okay upnext wrestling
out of West Hollywood,accompanied to the ring by Sam Ronson,The SHWL Champion,
Lindsay Lohan!Her opponent tonight hails front Point Place,Wisconsin,they call her...
"Hot Donna" Pinciotti!

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Sexy Hollywood Wrestling League Title

Lindsay Lohan vs "Hot Donna" Pinciotti-SHWL Title Match
1."Hot Donna" takes the 1st fall with a reverse deathdrop
2.HDP knocks Lindsay down with a standing sidekick and pins her
"Hot Donna" Pinciotti is the NEW SHWL Champion!


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Ms Kitty Katz:We've got a NEW SHWL Champion!"Hot Donna" takes two straight falls over
Lindsay Lohan!Lindsay looks for consoling from Sam Ronson,but Sam just shakes her head
and walks away."Hot Donna" Pinciotti is The NEW SHWL Champion!The WWW TV Title is on
the line next!Current TV Champ Fake Jan takes on former TV Champ Crazy Cat Lady!

Crazy Cat Lady:Hello Kitty!Kitty cats!

Ms Kitty Katz:No,no,no...that's Kitty Katz...oh why even bother!

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WWW TV Title

Fake Jan vs Crazy Cat Lady-WWW TV Title Match
1.Fake Jan gets the pin after a crossbody block
2.Crazy Cat Lady uses a Crazy Cat Lady Slam to take the 2nd fall
3.Fake Jan uses a sitout senton to get the win
Fake Jan retains the WWW TV Title!

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Ms Kitty Katz:Well,Fake Jan proves it wasn't a fluke,she beat Crazy Cat Lady!
That Fake Jan has some talent!Okay The Lolas beat The Verminators last week
and became The WWW Tag Champions.This week they're facing High Rolla and
Big Nicole!Can the youngsters defeat a team that nout weighs them by more than
their combined weight?Let's go to the ring!

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WWW Tag Team Titles

The Lolas vs High Rolla & Big Nicole-WWW Tag Title Match
1.Lola Martinez uses a back handspring elbow to pin Big Nicole
2.High Rolla powerbombs Lola Martinez and gets a pin
3.The Lolas hit a double kneedrop and Lola Luftnagle pins High Rolla
The Lolas are The WWW Tag Team Champions!

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Ms Kitty Katz:The Lolas' speed and agility made the difference here!You can't hit
someone when they're not there to hit!The Lolas are The WWW Tag Team Champs!
The veteran wrestler from Detroit,Chandra takes on the rookie from Lincoln,Nebraska
Jennifer "Moze" Moseley!"Moze" is big and powerful,but Chandra has experience.This
shold be a good matchup!

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WWW National Title

Chandra vs Jennifer "Moze" Moseley-WWW National Title Match
1.Moze takes the 1st fall with a spinning press slam
2.Chandra takes the 2nd fall with a crescent Kick
3.Moze gets a submission with her Rolling Armscissors
Jennifer "Moze" Moseley is the NEW WWW National Champion!

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Ms Kitty Katz:I don't believe this the rookie from Nebraska beat the veteran!"Moze" is the
NEW WWW National Champion!The youngster has talent!She's won her 1st major title
at the tender age of 19!

WWW CEO Riley Reynolds:In our WWW Wildside Main Event...last week a brash and bragging
Kate Sanders challenged both Lalaine and Hilary to wrestle her.Well she gets her wish here!It
will be Kate Sanders vs Hilary and Lalaine in a Handicap match!The WWW Title is on the line!

Kate Sanders:Handicap Match???Bring it on!I'm better than both of you together!Come on!!!

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WWW World Title

Kate Sanders vs Hilary & Lalaine-WWW Handicap Title Match

Lalaine starts the match with a salsa dance headbutt
Lalaine nails Kate Sanders with a sitdown dropkick
Kate slides out...a fist fight between Kate & Lalaine erupts on the floor
Kate slides back in,Lalaine barely beats the 10 count
Kate nails Lalaine with a Cartwheel Kick!
Kate gets Lalaine in a Catty Claw,Lalaine grabs the ropes
Kate gives Lalaine a walkover faceslam!
Kate comes off with a flying shoulderblock!
Kate bounces off the ropes but gets clobbered with a clotheline!
Lalaine tags Hilary
Hilary and Lalaine trap Kate and pummel her in the corner!
Hilary bashes Kate with a foreign object!
Kate rolls out of the ring...Hilary follows her
Kate piledrives Hilary on the concrete and dives back into the ring!
Referee Joanie Lee counts...
1-2-3...
4-5-6...
7-8-9...10!
Referee Joanie Lee:Hilary is counted out and is eliminated!
Lalaine bounces off the ropes but runs into a running slingshot!
Kate hits a flying shoulderblock!She rolls Lalaine up...
Refere Joanie Lee counts...
ONE!
TWO!
Lalaine gets a shoulder up!
Kate goes up and hits a crossbody block,she turns it into a pin...
Referee Joanie Lee counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Kate Sanders retains The WWW World Championship!


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Kate Sanders:I TOLD YOU I WOULD BEAT YOU!!!Blonde Brazilian,Jamie Bond 0069
your next!I am The GREATEST WWW CHAMPION!!!I AM KATE SANDERS!

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[neilybob]

What ever happend to that lady wrestler i sent to you ?

[uewdrb]

Neily-
You mean Rockin' Rebels and D'Artigo?The last time I saw them they were wrestling for some obscure company named W.C.W.!Hahahaha!Maybe I can get them a spot in The WWW.

uewdrb

[WTIC]

As I said on Kelly's Board:

Interesting prelims, I don't know who "Techno" is though.

You can't say "Big Dick" here, LOL!

Yay, Mr. C!

And "WTIC" is the greatest name ever!

[uewdrb]

WTIC-
I was surprised they let Big Dick Dudley by!

uewdrb

[neilybob]

I was talking about Melnolly ?

[uewdrb]

Neil-
Ramona Rocker,Robin Rebel,Faith & Mellony will be part of a Tourney for The Unified Women's Tag Titles on Splashdown.We may see an appearance by Mr Neil and Angel too!

Dr B

[neilybob]

COOL My Angels will rule that card or i'll know why.

[uewdrb]

Spoken like a true Evil Promoter!

uewdrb

[uewdrb]

Ultimate Extreme Wrestling episode 11



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PRE-SHOW Meeting in The UEW Executive Boardroom

Mr C:Let me get this straight...you are letting Mayim,Soleil and
Kimmy put their lives in jeopardy by allowing them to take on
The SoulTakers???

Dr B:Trust me no one's lives are in jeopardy!Mayim has worked
on my programs for years,she can take care of herself!Soleil is
the same way,besides I owe Soleil she hasn't been in a good
match for months!Then there's Kimmy...if Beulah herself approved
Kimmy to be in the Elite Rulebreakers that Kimmy must be that danged
good!It's not them I'm worried about it's WTIC.He's been cleared to wrestle
here,but he hasn't been a Major Event for awhile!

Mr C:Don't worry about WTIC!Did you see him last week?He came charging
out,I didn't even know he was here!WTIC was all business,he saved my butt!
Those Russian wouldn't have cared whether they hurt me or not!I didn't ask WTIC to get involved,he just did!And we don't even get along that well...

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X+X+THE PRELIMSX+X+

Charger vs Zan Panzer
(Zan Panzer gets a pin after a Spinebuster)

Tommy Angel vs Grovel
(Grovel is DQed for using a 2 handed choke lift)

Jamie OD vs Atlas
(Jamie OD wins it with a Bleach Break)

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Lawler:It's Time for UEW Mayhem!It was Zan Panzer over Charger!
Tommy Angel gets a win when Grovel gets DQed and Jamie OD
beat Atlas with a bleach break!OPkay it's Mr C and WTIC taking on
The Russians,Ustinov and Zhukov!

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USA Title (currently held by Mr C)

Mr C & WTIC vs Ustinov & Zhukov-GRUDGE MATCH

ROUND ONE
Mr C uses a single leg takedown on Ustinov
Mr C gets Ustinove in a Crucifix
Referee San Heyward counts...
ONE!
TWO!
Kickout!
619!There's a cover!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee San Heyward:Mr C wins the 1st fall

ROUND TWO

WTIC starts for his side,ooh he gets powerslammed by Ustinov
Ustinov gets WTIC in a Soviet Bearhug!
WTIC manages to escape the hold
Ustinov nails WTIC with forearms to the back
WTIC gets Ustinov in a bearhug of his own!
Ustinov grabs the ropes to break the hold,then goes to the floor
A huge brawl takes place...
Both wrestlers make it back to the ring before the 10 count!
WTIC hits a Stunner!
WTIC hits Ustinov with a shoulderblock
WTIC connects with a big headbutt,Ustinov is dazed he tags Zhukov
The Russians try to doubleteam WTIC,but he ducks under
WTIC comes back with forearm shot for Zhukov!
WTIC hits a Perv's elbow!He rolls Zhukov up...
Referee San Heyward counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee San Heyward:Mr C & WTIC win the match!

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Lawler:That WTIC is psyched up!He got in and cleaned house!
He outsmarted them too!He knew they would try to double team
him WTIC ducked under then nails Zhukov with a forearm shot!
The UEW General Manager Mr C and UEW Trainer WTIC win the
match!What's next Jimmy?

Cornette:We got a Special Challenge Match!Mayim "The Brain Surgeon" Bialik challenged The SoulTakers!She said That she and her partners
Soleil and Kimmy could whoop The SoulTakers anytime!Succubus and
The Davidsons took offense at that comment and signed the contract!
This is gonna be onehelluva fight!

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IWA Womens Title (currently held Mayim "The Brain Surgeon" Bialik)

Mayim,Soliel & Kimmy vs The SoulTakers-Special Challenge Match

ROUND ONE

Mayim nails Charlene with a running headslam!She covers her...
Referee San Heyward counts...
ONE!
TWO!
Charlene kicks out and quickly rolls over and tags Harlene!
Harlene comes off the top with a kneedrop!
Harlene bounces on the ropes...
Rope assist kneedrop!
Harlene covers Mayim...
Referee San Heyward counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee San Heyward:The SoulTakers take the 1st fall!

ROUND TWO

A huge brawl on the floor causes Referee San Heyward to count...
1-2-3
4-5-6
Both wrestlers dive back into the ring!
Mayim connects with a walkover ddt!
Mayim covers Harlene...
Referee San Heyward counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee San Heyward:Mayim takes the second fall!

ROUND THREE

Succubus charges...Soleil sidesteps!
Succubus goes head first into the post!
Soliel rolls her up...
Referee San Heyward counts...
ONE!
Succubus throws Soleil off!
Succubus charges again,this time Soleil catches her with a kneelift!
Soleil tags Kimmy!
Soliel and Kimmy pummel Succubus in the corner!
Kimmy hits a walkover headslam!She covers Succubus...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee San Heyward:The team of Mayim,Soleil and Kimmy,
Have defeated The SoulTakers!


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(It's breaking down!Charlene hits Kimmy with a swinging neckbreaker!
Soliel catches Harlene with a sheilded thrust!Succubus Firebombs Soliel!
Mayim nails Charlene with a brainbuster!
She takes Succubus & Harlene down with Flying Headscissors Takedowns!
Security is here but Succubus keeps shoving them off the appron!UEW owner
Dr B appears at the top of the ramp...)

Dr B:Alright ladies call your teams off!NOW!Mayim you think you're so tough?
On Thursday you will defend your IWA Women's Title against Succubus and
Soleil & Kimmy will take on The Davidsons on WWW Wildside this week!!!
And now in our UEW Mayhem Main Event it's Adnan vs Strong Machine!!!
This match will be ONE FALL!No holds barred,No countout,No DQ!!!There
MUST be a Winner!The Title is on the line!

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The UEW Unified World Title (currently held by Sheik Adnan)

Sheik Adnan vs Strong Machine-UEW Unified World Title Match

Strong Machine catches Sheik Adanan with a piledriver!
He covers Adana but The Sheik kicks out quickly!
Strong Machine nails Adanan with a slingshot suplex!
Strong Machine connects with a falling fist drop!
Strong Machine hits a sitout powerbomb!
There's a cover...
Referee San Heyward counts...
ONE!
TWO!
NO!Only a two count!
Diving headbutt by Strong Machine!
Strong Machine hits another falling fistdrop
He gets Adnan up...piledriver!
A lariat drops Sheik Adnan!
Strong Machine with a double underhook suplex!
There's a cover...
Referee San Heyward counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Strong Machine is The NEW UEW Unified World Champion!

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Cornette:This match was all Strong Machine!Sheik Adnan did stand a chance!
Strong Machine came out hitting BIG moves!Adnan couldn't get a good offense
going!Strong Machine beat him pillar to post!

Strong Machine:私は強い機械であり、もう一度統一された世界のチャンピオンである!

Cornette:Huh???

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WWW Wildside Episode 11



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OOO-THEPRELIMS-OOO

Bald Head Britney vs CCR
(CCR gets the pin after a stampede)

Stephie-Mac vs Mistress X
(Mistress X pins Stephie-Mac after a 2nd rope ddt)

Reese Witherspoon vs Carmen Lopez
(Carmen Lopez wins it with a somersault splash)


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Ms Kitty Katz:This is Wild Women Wrestling Wildside!It was CCR over Bald Head Britney.
Mistress X gets a win on Stephie-Mac and Carmen Lopez defeats Reese Witherspoon!!!
Fake Jan defends her WWW TV Title against former TV champ Topanga Lawrence!

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WWW TV Title

Fake Jan vs Topanga Lawrence-WWW TV Title Match
1.Fake Jan takes the 1st fall with a cross body block
2.Topanga nails Fake Jan with a springboard lariat & gets the pin
3.Fake Jan wins it with a sitout senton
Fake Jan retains The WWW TV Title!

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Ms Kitty Katz:Topanga put up a great fight but it's Fake Jan that emerges victorious!
Fake Jan is YOUR WWW TV Champion!Okay,Dr B in an angry fit signed this next
match!Kimmy & Soleil face The Davidsons!This comes as a result of a huge post
match brawl that happened on UEW Mayhem!This is for bragging rights!Soleil &
Kimmy are gonna have to be on top of their game if they want to defeat The Davidsons!

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Soleil & Kimmy vs The Davidsons-Grudge Match

Kimmy catches Charlene with a sitdown facebuster
Charlene gets Kimmy in a hangman's hold
Kimmy wiggles out of it
Charlene hits Kimmy with clubbing forearms
Kimmy tags Soleil...Charlene gets a double headbutt
Soliel nails Charlene with an elbowsmash
Charlene gouges Soleil's eyes
Charlene tags Harlene...The Davidson give Soleil a double headbutt
Harlene puts Soleil in an over the shoulder backbreaker
Soleil escapes before Harlene does any real damage
Harlene nails Soleil with a rope assist kneedrop
Harlene slams Soleil's head repeatedly into the mat
Soleil tags Kimmy...Harlene hits both Soleil and Kimmy with hard right hands
Harlene catches Kimmy with a jumping neckdrop
There's a cover...
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
TWO!
Soleil kicks Harlene to make the save
The fight goes to the floor...
Harlene gets thrown head 1st into the post
Both wrestlers climb back into the ring
Kimmy uses a sheilded choke!
Walkover headslam by Kimmy...she makes a tag
Kimmy distracts Referee Leslie Dunn while Soleil chokes Harlene in the corner
Soleil connects with a jumping faceslam
Soleil with a sheilded thrust
She rolls Harlene up...
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
TWO!
Harlene kicks out!
Soleil hits another jumping faceslam
Harlene nails Soleil with a kneelift...she tags Charlene
Charlene holds Soleil,while Harlene nails her with some hard shots!
Soleil uses a kneelift to slow Charlene down!
Soleil hits Charlene with a jumping faceslam
Soleil nails Charlene with a falling kneedrop!
Soleil nails Charlene with some cheapshots
There's a cover...
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
TWO!
Charlene gets a shoulder up just in time!
Charlene slides out to slow down the match
Soleil slams Charlene on the concrete then throws her back into the ring!
MOONSAULT by Soleil!
Jumping faceslam!
Soleil with some cheapshots!
Soleil goes up...Moonsault!
She rolls Charlene up...
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Soleil and Kimmy win the match!

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Ms Kitty Katz:Kimmy & Soleil pull it off!They defeated The Davidsons!Lookout!
Charlene n ails Kimmy with a steel chair!Harlene drives Soleil's face into the
mat!Soleil trips Harlene and starts pounding her with all she has!Kimmy goes
up fistdrop!Succubus is running down the ramp...she's followed closely by
Mayim!

WWW CEO Riley Reynolds:OH NO YOU DON'T!STOP IT!I will not have you brawling
on my program!You won't continued fighting here!Get out go fight on somebody else's
show!Right now I have The WWW National Champion Mose!She will put her WWW
National Title up against WWF-U's Trish!

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WWW National Title

Mose vs Trish-WWW National Title Match
1.Trish gets the pin with a Stratisfaction
2.Mose gets a pin with a spinning press slam
3.Trish gets the pin after a handstand headscissors
Trish is The NEW WWW National Champion!

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Ms Kitty Katz:Trish has done it she is the NEW WWW National Champion!Trish takes it
in real Stratus style!

WWW CEO Riley Reynolds:In our WWW Wildside Main Event...Kate Sanders put out
an open challenge to Blonde Brazilian!Kate wants to prove that she is The Best in The
WWW!She is convinced that she has to defeat Blonde Brazilian to do this!Kate is confident
she can pin 25 time WWW World Champion Blonde Brazilian!There aren't many that have
actually done that!Let's go to the ring!

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WWW World Title

Kate Sanders vs Blonde Brazilian-WWW World Title Match

ROUND ONE

Kate starts out strong with an armhook takedown
Kate hits a flying shoulderblock
She rolls her up...
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee Leslie Dunn:Kate Sanders takes the 1st fall!

ROUND TWO

Blonde Brazilian nails Kate with a slingshot splash!
There's a cover...
ONE!
TWO!
Kate kicks out!
Blonde Brazilian connects with a slingshot legdrop!
Spinning Heelkick by Blonde Brazilian!
Hurrakinrana!There's a cover...
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
TWO!
Kate gets a shoulder up!
Kate catches The Brazilian with a kneelift!
Kate Sanders hits a walkover faceslam!
Quick rollup...
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee Leslie Dunn:Kate Sanders wins the match!She is The WWW World Champion!

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WWW CEO Riley Reynolds:It only took Kate Sanders a couple of minutes to take the 1st fall!
I can't remember when anyone beat Blonde Brazilian that quickly!Then Kate took some of
Blonde Brazilian's best shots but turns it around and gets the pin!This is the biggest win of Kate Sanders' career!Kate Sanders is YOUR WWW World Champion!

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[neilybob]

Great stuff now lets see Le Musketeer in action.

[uewdrb]

Hey I forgot all about Le Muskateer!I have him on my indy roster.Maybe on IWA

uewdrb

[neilybob]

Thats ok DR. B.

[WTIC]

As I said on Kelly's Board:

Mister C & WTIC, what a team!

Kimmy kickin'!

Go, Strong! Yay!

More good stuff right there, Dr B!

[uewdrb]

WTIC-
Gonna have to book WTIC & Mr C as a Tag Team more!

uewdrb

[uewdrb]

Ultimate Extreme Wrestling episode 12



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PRE-SHOW MEETING (Internet Conference)

Dr B:Listen I can't make it back,I'm working the ASATT Wrestling Japan Promotion here in
Tokyo!Colin,listen up...Six Lemeuer is in the arena she will be in an Intervention Match with
Mayim!Six claims she's the only one who can stop Mayim's rampage!Make sure Six doesn't get hurt!Hardcore Ferguson and his former girlfriend Kelly Bundy have a Hardcore Match tonight!Make sure San Heyward call it straight down the middle!Finally Colin,I brought in
your USA Title opponent from The WWF-U!You will be in with one of the most charismatic wrestlers to ever come out of the WWF-U!

Mr C:Let me get this...Six Lemeuer who was Mayim's sidekick is getting in the ring to set her straight?"The Verminator" will be in a no holds barred,no DQ,no countout Hardcore match against former Hardcore Champ...Hardcore Ferguson?And you've got me in with who???
The Rock?Mankind?

Dr B:Oh you'll see who I got Colin!Just remember it's BIG MONEY!Oh,I forgot to mention...remember that David Silver guy from 90210?

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XXXTHE PRELIMSXXX

The Terminators vs Techo & Enzyme
(Enzyme gets the pin after a Nuclear Blast)

X-Mask vs DOP Next Gen
(Alison Paine is DQed for choking Masked Margaux)

Y2Dave vs Real Deal Natale
(Y2Dave gets a submission with a Y2 Dave-Lock)

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Commissioner HBH:Welcome to UEW Monday Mayhem!It was Enzyme winning it
for his side with a Nuclear Blast!The DOP Next Gen get another loss because they
were DQed and Y2 made Real Deal tap out!Okay here's a feud that goes back to the
year 2000!Back then these two were a couple!Now there a couple...a couple of really
angry individuals!Kelly "The Verminator" Bundy challenged former boyfriend Hardcore
Cam Ferguson to a fight!A Hardcore Match to be specific!This will not be pretty!

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Kelly Bundy vs Hardcore Ferguson-Intergender Hardcore Match

Hardcore Ferguson gets Kelly with a necksnap off the ropes!
He takes Kelly outside & hits a DDT on the ringsteps!
Hardcore goes for another necksnap but Kelly turns it around
Kelly rakes Ferguson's eyes!
Ferguson whacks Kelly with a trashcan lid!
Hardcore piledrives Kelly on The Announcer's Table!
Ferguson rolls her up...
Referee San Heyward counts...
ONE!
TWO!
Kelly throws Hardcore Ferguson off!
Kelly nails Ferguson with a kneelift!
BUNDY BOP!
Hardcore drops!There's a cover...
Referee San Heyward counts...
ONE!
TWO!
Hardcore Ferguson rolls out...Kelly goes after him!
A huge fist fight erupts!Kelly grabs Ferguson and throws him into the ring!
Kelly runs Hardcore head 1st into the post!
Kelly sprays Ferguson with her Bug Bomb!It's LEGAL!
She rolls him up...
ONE!
TWO!
No only a two count!
Kelly connects with an Exterminator's Elbow!
There's a cover...
Referee San Heyward counts...
ONE!
Kickout!
A 2nd BUNDY BOP!
Hardcore Ferguson goes down!
Referee San Heyward counts...
1-2-3!
4-5-6!
7-8-9!
10!
Referee San Heyward:The winner by KNOCKOUT...Kelly Bundy!

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Cornette:1st off I'd like to welcome our Commissioner Hardbody Holly back to The UEW!
She been in the Mid-West Territory working The LGW/WGW Promotion,but since he can't
be here,Dr B placed Commissioner Hardbody Holly in charge!What a fight it was!Ferguson
put the moves on Kelly early in the match but then Kelly started unloading the heavy artilary!
The Bundy Bop and The Bug Bomb signaled the end for Old Fergie!A second Bundy Bop
knocked Hardcore out!Kelly Bundy is your winner!

Commissioner HBH:What's an Intervention Match Jimmy?

Cornette:I don't really know,HBH...but we're gonna find out!It's Mayim "The Brain Surgeon" Bialik taking on her BEST FRIEND...Six Lemeuer!

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IWA Women's Title (currently held by Mayim "The Brain Surgeon" Bialik)

Six Lemeuer vs Mayim "The Brain Surgeon" Bialik-Intervention Match

ROUND ONE

Six jumps right in with a flip ddt!
Mayim is stunned!
Six covers her...
Referee San Heyward counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!

Referee San Heyward:Six wins the 1st fall!

Six:Come on Mayim!You're so tough!You wanna buuly somebody?BULLY ME!!!

ROUND TWO

Six comes off the ropes with a powerful shoulder tackle, knocking Mayim down!
Six nails Mayim with an open hand chop!
Another flip ddt!
Mayim leaves the ring!
Six follows her out and a knock down drag out fist fight erupts!
Mayim gets back in the ring to avoid Six!
Six charges but,Mayim clamps on a Brain Claw!
Referee San Heyward checks...
Six is out!
Referee San Heyward:Mayim wins the 2nd fall by Knock Out!

(Mayim revives Six so she won't get brain damage!Mayim slides out and grabs a mic.
She has tears in her eyes!She pleads with her best friend Six...)

Mayim:Six you're my best friend don't make me hurt you!

(Six slowly gets to her feet and yells...)

Six:SCREW YOU MAYIM!You are outta control and I'm the only one that's willing to show
you that you aren't invincible!I AM SIX!AND I AM NOT BACKING DOWN!

Referee San Heyward:Ring the bell...

DING!DING!DING!

ROUND THREE

Mayim dashes out and nails Six with a brain sprain ddt!
Mayim rolls her up...
Referee San Heyward counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee San Heyward:Mayim "The Brain Surgeon" wins the match!

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Mayim:SIX!SIX!I'm sorry,I didn't mean to...what have I done?

(The EMTs are here to attend to Six.She could be seriously injured!)

Cornette:It seems to me that Mayim was trying to avoid the fight!She didn't want to hurt Six,
although I think that Brain Sprain DDT may have done more damage than she expected!
Security escorts Mayim to the Locker Room area.We'll update you on Six's condition as
soon as we hear something from the Emergency Medical Area!

Lawler:Okay up next our General Manager puts The USA Title on the line against fan favorite,
Goldustin!Old Goldie is doing his whole bit for the UEW Fans...He's blowing kisses at Mr C!
I can see Mr C is uncomfortable about Goldustin's antics!Goldustin runs up and hugs Mr C!
OH MY!He's kissing Mr C on the lips!Mr C is enraged!Oh boy this is gonna be a wild one!

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USA Title

Mr C vs Goldustin-USA Title Match
1.Goldustin nails Mr C with a low blow while Marlena distracted The Ref & got the pin
2.Goldustin drills Mr C with a bulldog and pins him
Goldustin is The NEW USA Champion!

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Cornette:Goldustin had Mr C so upset that he took two straight falls!Goldustin and Marlena
celebrate in the ring!Marlena grabs The USA Title Belt and places it around Goldustin's
waist!Mr C leaves the ringside area,he looks disgusted!Let's go to Lawler in the back...

Lawler:Hey Mr C...

Mr C:Gimme that mic!This is NOT in my contract!That Golden Freak...I can't...Dammit King,
you can't pay me enough to put with that Gold Freak and his interfering girlfriend!Screw it!
Get Doc on the phone...

Cornette:That Mr C sounds upset!We'll have to wait and see what happens when Doc comes
in next week!In our UEW Mayhem Main Event...what the???Isn't that David Silver from the
original 90210 series?Who the heck is "Austin" Brian Green?That's his what?Wrestling name?Just cause you use Austin in your name doesn't mean you are as good a SCSA!!!
How the heck did this joker get a titleshot???

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UEW UNIFIED WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BELT

Strong Machine vs "Austin" Brian Green (TV's David Silver)-UEW Unified World Title Match
1.Strong Machine gets the pin after a double underhook suplex
2."Austin" Brian Green hits a "David Silver Powerslam" & gets the pin
3.Strong Machine practically masacres the young actor,then hits a Machine DDT!
Strong Machine covers "Austin" Brian Green...
Referee San Heyward counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Strong Machine is YOUR UEW Unified World Champion!

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Lawler:Say what you will,but that "Austin" Brian Green wasn't half bad!He used a "David Silver
Powerslam" to take the second fall!Sure Strong Machine annihilated him after that but "Austin"
Brian Green stayed with Strong Machine!He's not no push over!He was in with a World,no THE WORLD CHAMPION and he didn't backdown or run from the fight!"Austin" might have had a chance if it were anyone else,but Strong Machine...he's on a roll!

POST SHOW REPORT

Commissioner HBH:Six Lemeuer is in The Municipal Hospital where she is making good progress!Mayim left the arena,her whereabouts are unknown.Reports say that she was in an emotional state when she left more on this on WWW on Wednesday!

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WWW Wildside Episode 12



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Anna Rexia vs Ebonie Love
(Ebonie gets the pin after a flying plancha)

Honey Childe vs Rockin' Rene
(Rockin' Rene pins Honey Childe after a butterfly suplex)

Dredlocks vs Talia Morgon
(Morgon wins it with an inverted ddt)

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Ms Kitty Katz:This is WWW Wildside Wednesday!It was Ebonie Love over Anna Rexia!
Rockin' Rene stops Honey Childe and Morgon stops Dreds with an inverted ddt!Okay,
Mayim has gone "Power Mad"!She's challenged the Alliance Women's Elite Champion
Beulah!What is Mayim thinking?Beulah has held every title in every fed in the Alliance!
Mayim will have her hands full tonight!

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IWA Women's Title (currently held by Mayim "The Brain Surgeon" Bialik



Alliance Women's Elite Title (currently held by Beulah)

Mayim "The Brain Surgeon" Bialik vs Beulah-Non-Title Match

ROUND ONE

Mayim get smashed by a shoulder tackle
Beulah nails Mayim with an Atomic Drop
Mayim catches Beulah with a kneelift!
Mayim piledrives Beulah on the concrete!
Beulah doesn't make it back in time.she is counted out!
Referee Leslie Dunn:The winner of the 1st fall,Mayim!

ROUND TWO

Mayim hits a walkover ddt!
Mayim drives Beulah into the mat with a running headslam!
Mayim gets Beulah up...PILEDRIVER!
There's a cover...
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
TWO!
No only a two count!
Mayim goes for a brainclaw but Beulah quick grabs the ropes
Mayim uses a Brain Sprain DDT!
Mayim rolls Beulah up...
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee Leslie Dunn:The winner of the match is...Mayim "The Brain Surgeon" Bialik!


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Mayim:Beulah I beat you two straight falls!On IWA tomorrow night,I'm challenging you!
My IWA Women's Title against your Alliance Women's Elite Title!

Beulah:Mayim.yes you beat me...but you Elite???You're The IWA Women's Chaqmpion.
I know you've held the SHWL and WWW Titles.But have you ever been The W-UEW,
UWE Women's or Alliance Women's Champion?No you haven't!I worked hard to be the
Recognised Alliance Women's Elite Champion!I fought all comers and sometimes I won
and sometimes I lost!You think you got what it takes...Champion vs Champion on IWA!

Ms Kitty Katz:Fake Jan takes on Mila Kunis for The WWW TV Title next!

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WWW TV Title

Fake Jan vs Mila Kunis-WWW TV Title Match
1.Mila gets the pin after a spining ddt
2.Fake Jan takes the 2nd fall with a Brady Bomb
3.Mila uses a Gutbuster to get the pin
Mila Kunis is The WWW TV Champion!

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Ms Kitty Katz:I don't believe this Mila just beat Fake Jan!Mila is the NEW WWW TV Champion!
Up next it's The Alliance World Television Champion Carissa taking on Paige Matthews!It'll
take mpore than being Charmed to beat Carissa!

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Alliance World Television Title

Carissa vs Paige Matthews-Alliance World Television Title Match
1.Paige takes the 1st fall with a power blast
2.Carissa drops Paige with a big right hand and pins her
3.Paige goes for a hotshot but Carissa escapes the hold
Carissa give Paige The Carissa Stomp and pins her!
Carissa is The Alliance World Television Champion!

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Ms Kitty Katz:Paige almost had Carissa,but Carissa know her way around the ring!
Carissa comes from behind with her Carissa Stomp and she retains The Alliance
World Television Title!Now here's a match The WNW Women's Champion Lola
Martinez and her partner Lola Luftnagle will face WGW Champion "Sam" Puckett
and her partner Carly Shea!

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WWW Tag Team Titles (currently held by The Lolas)

The Lolas vs "Sam" Puckett & Carly Shea-WWW Tag Titles Match
1.Carly uses a flying facebuster to pin Lola Martinez
2."Sam" hits a flying press and pins Lola Luftnagle
"Sam" and Carly are The NEW WWW Tag Team Champions!


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Ms Kitty Katz:"Sam" and Carly have won The WWW Tag Team Titles!They dethroned
a formidable team in The Lolas!"Sam" and Carly took two straight falls!What a match!
Okay Trish puts the WWW National Title on the line next!Her opponent is former WWW
National Champion,Chandra!

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WWW National Title (currently held by Trish)

Trish vs Chandra-WWW National Title Match
1.Trish pins Chandra after a hurrakinrana
2.Chandra drops Trish with a Euro Uppercut and pins her
3.Trish gets Chandra with a Chic Kick
Chandra trips Trish and turns it into a bridging leglock!
Referee Leslie Dunn checks Trish...
Trish reaches for the ropes,but she can't get to them...
Trish tries desperately to break the hold...
Chandra yanks on it!
Trish taps out!
Referee Leslie Dunn:The winner and NEW WWW National Champion...Chandra!

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Ms Kitty Katz:Chandra is The NEW WWW National Champion!Now this is a champion
we can all stand behind!In our WWW Wildside Main Event...it will be Kate Sanders
facing Jamie Bond 0069!The WWW World Title is on the line!

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WWW World Title

Kate Sanders vs Jamie Bond 0069-WWW World Title Match

ROUND ONE

Kate gets Bond in a catty claw
Jamie escapes the hold
Kate uses an armhook takedown
Kate executes a walkover faceslam!
She rolls Jamie up...
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!

ROUND TWO

Kate starts with an armhook takedown
Kate hits another walkover faceslam
Kate tries a catty claw
Jamie grabs the ropes
Kate connects with a flying shoulderblock
Kate grabs the far leg...
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
TWO!
Jamie Bond 0069 gets a shoulder up!
Referee Leslie Dunn tries to keep Kate from climbing to the top
Kate pushes Referee Leslie Dunn aside and nails Jamie with a flying kneedrop!
Kate drops Jamie with a Cheerleader High Kick!
There's a cover...
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
Bond drapes a foot over the rope!
Kate nails Jamie with a Cartwheel Kick!
Kate appies The Catty Claw...
Referee Leslie Dunn checks Jamie Bond 0069...
Bond fights the pain!
Jamie is refusing to quit!
Kate bears down on it...
Jamie Bond taps out!
Referee Leslie Dunn:The winner of the match and still WWW World Champion...Kate Sanders!

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Ms Kitty Katz:Some are still skeptical,not me!Kate Sanders is GOOD!She has defeated all the top
contenders!The fans seem to like her well enough,but who if anyone is good enough to take The
WWW World Title away from her???

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[WTIC]

Great stuff, Dr B! Thanks for reposting it here!

[uewdrb]

The Matches on those cards are truly inspired.Crazy ideas do work,you just have to know how to make them work.

uewdrb

[uewdrb]

Ultimate Extreme Wrestling episode 13



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Mr C:Welcome to UEW Monday Mayhem!In our opener that mad man
Masked Lucifer takes on "The Crazy Canadien" Maniac Mike!

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Masked Lucifer vs Maniac Mike
1.A hard right knocks Masked Lucifer down MM gets the pin
2.Masked Lucifer uses a double stomp to get the pin
3.Masked Lucifer is DQed for throwing a fireball at Maniac Mike
Referee San Heyward:Masked Lucifer is disqualified!
The winner of the match is Maniac Mike!

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Cornette:Maniac Mike wins this one,but only because Masked Lucifer
tried to set him on fire!PS Michael Hayes is here with his AWA Jr
Heavyweight Title!His opponent tonight will be "Mr Electricity" Steve Regal!

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AWA Jr Heavyweight Title

Michael Hayes vs "Mr Electricity" Steve Regal-AWA Jr Heavyweight Title Match
1.Steve Regal takes the 1st fall with a cradle suplex
2.A hard Elbowsmash knocks Regal down Hayes gets the pin
3.A leaping elbowsmash and a rollup,Regal gets the pin
"Mr Electricity" Steve Regal is the NEW AWA Jr Heavyweight Champion!

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Lawler:We have a NEW AWA Jr Heavyweight Champion!Steve Regal!No not
Lord Steven Regal..."Mr Electricity" Steve Regal!In our Semi-Final Match tonight
we have two of the biggest and baddest big men in the business!Superstar Billy
Graham and Hollywood Hulkster!The USA Title is on the line!

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USA Title

Superstar Graham vs Hollywood Hulkster-USA Title Match
1.Graham chokes Hollywood down and pins him
2.Hollywood powerbombs Graham and gets the pin
3.Graham uses a knee to the spine to get the pin
Superstar Graham is The USA Champion!

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Mr C:Power was a factor in this one!Because both men are so powerful,Graham
had to find another avenue to take!He removed Hollywood's weightbelt an gave
him a knee to the spine,further messing up Hollywood's messed up back!Superstar
Graham is still The USA Champion!

Cornette:In our UEW Mayhem Main Event,UEW Unified World Champion takes on
20 time former champion Tank!

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UEW Unified World Title

Strong Machine vs Tank -UEW Unified World Title Match
1.Strong Machine pins Tank after a Makai Windmill Suplex
2.Tank gets a pin after using a knee crusher
3.Tank wins it with a Flying Forearm and a pin

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Lawler:Tank just took the record up a notch...21 TIME UEW Unified World Champion...Tank!"The Irish Sensation" does it again!He has defeated the seemingly impossible to beat Strong Machine!He is closing in on Blonde
Brazilian's record 25 WWW World Championship reigns!

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WWW Wildside Episode 13



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Ms Kitty Katz:We are LIVE!This is WWW Wildside!The WWW Tag Champs are here!
Team iCarly will meet Z-101,Quinn Penski and Zoey Brookes!

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WWW Tag Titles

Team iCarly vs Z-101-WWW Tag Titles Match
1.Zoey pins Carly with a Northern Lights Suplex
2.Quinn makes "Sam" submit with an STF
Z-101 are The NEW WWW Tag Team Champions

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Ms Kitty Katz:I think this is Quinn's 8th or 9th reign as WWW Tag Champ!It's around
4 for Zoey!Z-101 are The NEW WWW Tag Team Champions!Mila Kunis is here and
she's putting her WWW TV Title on the line against former SHWL and WWW Champ,
Jami G!This might have been a mistake on Mila's part!Jami G is one of the best,bar
none!She not just another pretty face!

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WWW TV Title

Mila Kunis vs Jami G-WWW TV Title Match
1.Mila gets a pin with That 70s Show Sunset
2.Jami G is DQed for using a Black Jack
3.Jami G gets the pin after a Tornado DDT
Referee Leslie Dunn:Neither wrestler has won 2 Falls
Ring the Bell for another Fall!
4.Jami G gets a submission with a Jersey Turnpike
Jami G is The NEW WWW TV Champion!

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Ms Kitty Katz:What did I tell you?Mila took the 1st fall,but then Jami G used intimidation
tactics!She blasted Mila with a Jersey Black Jack,it was all Jami G after that!Jami G is
The WWW TV Champion!Okay we have a guest Superstar from The TNA Knockouts
Division...Tara!She's doing very well in TNA,but this is The WWW and our women are
WILDER!Her opponent is one of the best of all time...WWW National Champion,CHANDRA!

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WWW National Title

Chandra vs Tara-WWW National Title Match
1.Chandra uses a pumphandle slam to get the pin
2.Tara uses a backbreaker stretch,Chandra taps out
3.Chandra gets a sumission win with a bridging leglock!
Chandra is YOUR WWW National Champion!

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Ms Kitty Katz:That was a great match!They grappled!This was decided with good old fashioned
Wrestling Ability!Tara did better than can be expected in her 1st WWW outing!She came out and
wrestled Chandra to the best of her ability,unfortunately Chandra was a bit beeter tonight!Chandra
is YOUR WWW National Champion!

WWW CEO Riley Reynolds:Well everyone is saying that Kate Sanders could be the best WWW
World Champion of all time.But in tonight's WWW Wildside Main Event,she will face,the strongest
ever WWW Champion,former W-UEW,UWE Women's and Alliance Women's champion,Hardbody
Holly!These are THE BEST!


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WWW World Title

Kate Sanders vs Hardbody Holly-WWW World Title Match
1.Hardbody Holly gives Kate a Military Press Slam and gets the pin
2.Kate gets a submission with her Catty Claw
3.Hardbody Holly squashes Kate's chances with a running powerslam,HBH pins her
Hardbody Holly is The NEW WWW World Champion!

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Ms Kitty Katz:Hardbody Holly's superior strength won her The WWW World Championship!
Kate was quicker and she did take the 2nd fall with that Catty Claw,but it was Hardbody
Holly that dominated the match!Hardbody Holly is The NEW WWW Champion!

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[WTIC]

At least THIS fed's still going! Yay!