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Jul 6, 2009 11:17:34 GMT -5
Post by uewdrb on Jul 6, 2009 11:17:34 GMT -5
Ultimate Extreme Wrestling Monday Mayhem episode 4
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Dr Death vs Italian Stallion
(The Stallion wins it with a gutwrench slam)
Techno vs Curtis Thompson
(Curtis Thompson gets a subbmission with an abdominal stretch)
Thunderfoot #1 vs Agent Steel
(Thunderfoot gets the pin after a loaded boot kick)
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Mr C:Hi I'm Mr C and this is UEW Monday Mayhem!It was Italian Stallion over Dr Death!Curtis Thompson gets a win over Techno andThunderfoot put theloaded boots to Agent Steel!In our 1st big matchup it's gonna be Highflyer Chris facing Mr Extreme in an Extreme Rules match...
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UEW ROCKS!
Highflyer Chris vs Mr Extreme
(Mr Extreme gets the pin after a Kendo Stick Whipping)
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Lawler:Mr Extreme whipped The Highflyer and got a pin!Mr Extreme is one brutal individual!
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UEW USA Championship
Mr C vs Big Poppa Pump-USA Title Lumberjack Match
Mr C gets GFreak in a crucifix,GFreak break the hold!
Mr C connects with rapid fire dropkicks
Mr C uses a single leg takedown!
Mr C connect with a Backflip Suicida!
There's a cover...1-2-3!
Mr C retains The USA Championship!
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(Tank rushes Mr C...Rope Assist Neck Hang!There's a cover...No Mr C kicks out!Mr Flame smashes Mr C with a moonsault!He covers him...Mr C shrugs him off!Leveque drops Mr C with an overhand right!Rollup...Mr C escapes again!Pigman nails Mr C with a Hamhock Drop!He grabs the far leg...1-2-No only a two count!Tank hits a Missile and rolls Mr C up...1-2-3!Tank is the new...Dr B slides in and hits Tank with a Brainbuster!There's a cover...1-2-kickout!A splash by Dr B...1-2-3!Mr C nails Dr B with an Asai Moonsault...1-2-3!Mr C is the...Pigman gives Mr C a porkbutt stinkface!Mr C throws him off!Dr B gets Mr C in an inverted deathlock!Mr C bites him to get free!Mr Flame throws fire in Mr C's face!Leveque gets Mr C up powerbomb...1-2-3!JC Leveque is the...Pigman connects with a Hoof in Mouth!There's a rollup...1-2-3!)
Dr B:HOLD IT!This could go on all night!I'm declaring Pigman The USA Champion!But next week we are going to have an Elimination Match with Mr C,JC Leveque,Mr Flame,Tank and Big Poppa Pump!Pigman take the belt and polish it up,it may not be your after next week!
Lawler:In our UEW Monday Mayhem Main Event...it's Strong Machine vs Stunning Steve!There's that sound of breaking glass!That means Stunning Steve is headed to the ring!
Stunning Steve:WHAT???I'm gonna be the NEW Unified World Champ and THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STUNNING STEVE SAID SO!
Strong Machine:下級のアメリカ犬! 私はあなたの叫び声のろばの缶を開く!
Lawler:Hey,Doc...what's wupu assu?
Dr B:How should I know what do I look like Benny Hana?
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UEW Unified World Championship (currently held by Strong Machine)
Strong Machine vs Stunning Steve-UEW Unified World Title Match
1.Stunning Steve takes the 1st fall with a Stunner
2.Strong Machine gets the pin after a slingshot suplex
3.Stong Machine uses a Machine DDT to get the win!
Strong Machine retains The UEW Unified World Title!
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Dr B:Stunning Steve courageously took the 1st fall but then it was all Strong Machine!He over powered,out wrestled,out fought and out cheated Stunning Steve!
Strong Machine is becoming a fighting Champion!He will take on all comers and so far he's had no trouble defeating them all!
UEW ROCKS!
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WWW Wildside Wednesday Episode 4
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+++THE PRELIMS+++
Hyapatia vs Jackie Moore
(Jackie gets the pin after a spear)
Goldie vs Tiffiany
(Tiffany used a Norway Neckbreaker to get the win)
Brooke Bollea vs Emma Watson
(Emma wins it with a Granger Gutbuster)
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Riley Reynolds:This is the all new WWW Wildside Wednesday!Jackie got a win!Tiffany pinned Goldie and Emma Watson showed Brooke Bollea that no amount of posing will win her a match!Emma with a huge win!
Ms Kitty Katz:Ooh Riley this sounds like a great matchup!Becky Slater will face The youngest of The Davidson Clan,Mad Dog Shanon!Both Becky and Mad Dog were tired of only appearing in prelims or low card matches in the WGW,so the jumped ship and came to Atlanta to sign with The WWW!Let's hope they move up the ladder quickly here!
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Becky Slater vs Mad Dog Shanon
(Slater gets a pin after a Becky Bomb)
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Ms Kitty Katz:Okay no one gets up from The Becky Bomb!Slater wins the match but I think both Slater and Mad Dog have earned their spots tonight!Okay that Crazy Cat Lady is making her way to the ring!Last week she trouced Topanga and took The WWW TV Title!She did all this while muttering stuff to a little black kitten that she sat in her corner.This woman may be outta her nut,but she does have wrestling ability!Just don't go near that cat!Her opponent we haven't seen for awhile,JLD had a great run in The WGW,she came to Atlanta to see if she too can move up the ladder a bit faster!A win tonight would shoot her straight into Super Stardom!
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WWW TV Title
Crazy Cat Lady vs JLD-WWW TV Title match
1.JLD takes the 1st fall with a moonsault
2.Crazy Cat Lady drives JLD's head into the mat with a piledriver
3.Crazy Cat Lady reverses a slam dunk facejam & hits a T-Bone Suplex
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Crazy Cat Lady retains The WWW TV Title
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Ms Kitty Katz:DANG!JLD got a little to close to that cat and Crazy Cat Lady went balistic!First she planted JLD with a slam dunk faceslam,then she nailed with a T-Bone and got the pin!She's a real nutcase that one!Let's see,The WWW Tag Titles are on the line next.Belissima takes on The Elite Rulebreakers,Juliette and Shannen!The ERBs were getting passed over everytime there was an opening for a WGW Tag Title Match!So Juliette and Shannen to come back to where they started out 10 years ago,The WWW!
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WWW Tag Titles
Belissima vs The ERBs (Juliette & Shannen)
1.Shannen uses a Charm to take the 1st fall
2.Italia uses a handstand headscissor flip to get a pin on Juliette
3.Rosie the Ripper makes Shannen submit with an Italian Nervehold
Belissima are you WWW Tag Champions!
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Ms Kitty Katz:Whoa!Belissima negated The ERBs brawling style and forced them to wrestle!While Juliette and Shannen are good grapplers,they couldn't seem to get their offense together after the 1st fall!That handstand headscissors flip was quite a show of superior agility by Italia!Rosie went right to what she knew would get them the win,The Italian Nervehold!There's no counter for that!Now this is what I call a match!Stephanie Paine puts her WWW National Title up against an old foil,Chandra!These two are no stragers,they've been in big matches all over the world!
Tonight they're back home in Atlanta after a long absence!Welcome home!Let's go to the ring!
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WWW National Title
Stephanie Paine vs Chandra-WWW National Title Match
1.Chandra gets a submission win with a bridging leglock
2.Paine makes Chandra submit with a World of Paine
3.Paine is DQed for using an illegal hair assist Necktwist
Chandra wins the match,Stephanie Paine is still The WWW National Champion!
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Ms Kitty Katz:Paine doesn't care that she's been disqualified,she's still nailing Chandra in the face with her fist!Chandra blocks and shove Paine back...a hard Euro Uppercut drops Stephanie!Paine rolls out and grabs her Title Belt!
Stephanie Paine:U weinig wijfje! Ik ben de Nationale Kampioen! U bent niets! Dit is mijn riem!
Chandra:Speak English!This is Atlanta this ain't no Swedish Massage Parlor!We speak American here!
Riley Reynolds:In our WWW Wildside WQednesday Main Event...The WWW World Champion Jamie Bond 0069 takes on Futura Momerson!Futura has decided to get in the ring again after spending the last couple of years training wrestlers at The Power Planet Training Facility up in The Mid-West Territory.She walked right into a World Title match!Futura held the WWW World Title on several occasions!She want another title reign!How much does she want it?Let's go to the ring and find out!
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WWW World Title
Jamie Bond 0069 vs Futura-WWW World Title Match
1.Futura takes the 1st fall with a flying forearm
2.Bond goes to an Aikido Armbar to get a submission
3.JB 0069 uses a jumping spinkick to get the win
Jamie Bond 0069 is your WWW World Champion!
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Riley Reynolds:That was a hard fought win for JB 0069!Futura brought the fight to Jamie!Bond really had to work for that win!Futura is in tip top condtion!She a consumate ring tactician.Jamie Bond 0069 has a lot of heart and The WWW World Title,that insentive to give it all you got to protect The WWW Crown!That's about it for this week.Come back next week when you'll Jamie Bond 0069 take on her arch nemesis,25 time WWW World Champion,Blonde Brazilian!
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Dr Death vs Italian Stallion
(The Stallion wins it with a gutwrench slam)
Techno vs Curtis Thompson
(Curtis Thompson gets a subbmission with an abdominal stretch)
Thunderfoot #1 vs Agent Steel
(Thunderfoot gets the pin after a loaded boot kick)
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Mr C:Hi I'm Mr C and this is UEW Monday Mayhem!It was Italian Stallion over Dr Death!Curtis Thompson gets a win over Techno andThunderfoot put theloaded boots to Agent Steel!In our 1st big matchup it's gonna be Highflyer Chris facing Mr Extreme in an Extreme Rules match...
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UEW ROCKS!
Highflyer Chris vs Mr Extreme
(Mr Extreme gets the pin after a Kendo Stick Whipping)
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Lawler:Mr Extreme whipped The Highflyer and got a pin!Mr Extreme is one brutal individual!
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UEW USA Championship
Mr C vs Big Poppa Pump-USA Title Lumberjack Match
Mr C gets GFreak in a crucifix,GFreak break the hold!
Mr C connects with rapid fire dropkicks
Mr C uses a single leg takedown!
Mr C connect with a Backflip Suicida!
There's a cover...1-2-3!
Mr C retains The USA Championship!
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(Tank rushes Mr C...Rope Assist Neck Hang!There's a cover...No Mr C kicks out!Mr Flame smashes Mr C with a moonsault!He covers him...Mr C shrugs him off!Leveque drops Mr C with an overhand right!Rollup...Mr C escapes again!Pigman nails Mr C with a Hamhock Drop!He grabs the far leg...1-2-No only a two count!Tank hits a Missile and rolls Mr C up...1-2-3!Tank is the new...Dr B slides in and hits Tank with a Brainbuster!There's a cover...1-2-kickout!A splash by Dr B...1-2-3!Mr C nails Dr B with an Asai Moonsault...1-2-3!Mr C is the...Pigman gives Mr C a porkbutt stinkface!Mr C throws him off!Dr B gets Mr C in an inverted deathlock!Mr C bites him to get free!Mr Flame throws fire in Mr C's face!Leveque gets Mr C up powerbomb...1-2-3!JC Leveque is the...Pigman connects with a Hoof in Mouth!There's a rollup...1-2-3!)
Dr B:HOLD IT!This could go on all night!I'm declaring Pigman The USA Champion!But next week we are going to have an Elimination Match with Mr C,JC Leveque,Mr Flame,Tank and Big Poppa Pump!Pigman take the belt and polish it up,it may not be your after next week!
Lawler:In our UEW Monday Mayhem Main Event...it's Strong Machine vs Stunning Steve!There's that sound of breaking glass!That means Stunning Steve is headed to the ring!
Stunning Steve:WHAT???I'm gonna be the NEW Unified World Champ and THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STUNNING STEVE SAID SO!
Strong Machine:下級のアメリカ犬! 私はあなたの叫び声のろばの缶を開く!
Lawler:Hey,Doc...what's wupu assu?
Dr B:How should I know what do I look like Benny Hana?
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UEW Unified World Championship (currently held by Strong Machine)
Strong Machine vs Stunning Steve-UEW Unified World Title Match
1.Stunning Steve takes the 1st fall with a Stunner
2.Strong Machine gets the pin after a slingshot suplex
3.Stong Machine uses a Machine DDT to get the win!
Strong Machine retains The UEW Unified World Title!
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Dr B:Stunning Steve courageously took the 1st fall but then it was all Strong Machine!He over powered,out wrestled,out fought and out cheated Stunning Steve!
Strong Machine is becoming a fighting Champion!He will take on all comers and so far he's had no trouble defeating them all!
UEW ROCKS!
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WWW Wildside Wednesday Episode 4
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+++THE PRELIMS+++
Hyapatia vs Jackie Moore
(Jackie gets the pin after a spear)
Goldie vs Tiffiany
(Tiffany used a Norway Neckbreaker to get the win)
Brooke Bollea vs Emma Watson
(Emma wins it with a Granger Gutbuster)
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Riley Reynolds:This is the all new WWW Wildside Wednesday!Jackie got a win!Tiffany pinned Goldie and Emma Watson showed Brooke Bollea that no amount of posing will win her a match!Emma with a huge win!
Ms Kitty Katz:Ooh Riley this sounds like a great matchup!Becky Slater will face The youngest of The Davidson Clan,Mad Dog Shanon!Both Becky and Mad Dog were tired of only appearing in prelims or low card matches in the WGW,so the jumped ship and came to Atlanta to sign with The WWW!Let's hope they move up the ladder quickly here!
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Becky Slater vs Mad Dog Shanon
(Slater gets a pin after a Becky Bomb)
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Ms Kitty Katz:Okay no one gets up from The Becky Bomb!Slater wins the match but I think both Slater and Mad Dog have earned their spots tonight!Okay that Crazy Cat Lady is making her way to the ring!Last week she trouced Topanga and took The WWW TV Title!She did all this while muttering stuff to a little black kitten that she sat in her corner.This woman may be outta her nut,but she does have wrestling ability!Just don't go near that cat!Her opponent we haven't seen for awhile,JLD had a great run in The WGW,she came to Atlanta to see if she too can move up the ladder a bit faster!A win tonight would shoot her straight into Super Stardom!
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WWW TV Title
Crazy Cat Lady vs JLD-WWW TV Title match
1.JLD takes the 1st fall with a moonsault
2.Crazy Cat Lady drives JLD's head into the mat with a piledriver
3.Crazy Cat Lady reverses a slam dunk facejam & hits a T-Bone Suplex
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Crazy Cat Lady retains The WWW TV Title
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Ms Kitty Katz:DANG!JLD got a little to close to that cat and Crazy Cat Lady went balistic!First she planted JLD with a slam dunk faceslam,then she nailed with a T-Bone and got the pin!She's a real nutcase that one!Let's see,The WWW Tag Titles are on the line next.Belissima takes on The Elite Rulebreakers,Juliette and Shannen!The ERBs were getting passed over everytime there was an opening for a WGW Tag Title Match!So Juliette and Shannen to come back to where they started out 10 years ago,The WWW!
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WWW Tag Titles
Belissima vs The ERBs (Juliette & Shannen)
1.Shannen uses a Charm to take the 1st fall
2.Italia uses a handstand headscissor flip to get a pin on Juliette
3.Rosie the Ripper makes Shannen submit with an Italian Nervehold
Belissima are you WWW Tag Champions!
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Ms Kitty Katz:Whoa!Belissima negated The ERBs brawling style and forced them to wrestle!While Juliette and Shannen are good grapplers,they couldn't seem to get their offense together after the 1st fall!That handstand headscissors flip was quite a show of superior agility by Italia!Rosie went right to what she knew would get them the win,The Italian Nervehold!There's no counter for that!Now this is what I call a match!Stephanie Paine puts her WWW National Title up against an old foil,Chandra!These two are no stragers,they've been in big matches all over the world!
Tonight they're back home in Atlanta after a long absence!Welcome home!Let's go to the ring!
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WWW National Title
Stephanie Paine vs Chandra-WWW National Title Match
1.Chandra gets a submission win with a bridging leglock
2.Paine makes Chandra submit with a World of Paine
3.Paine is DQed for using an illegal hair assist Necktwist
Chandra wins the match,Stephanie Paine is still The WWW National Champion!
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Ms Kitty Katz:Paine doesn't care that she's been disqualified,she's still nailing Chandra in the face with her fist!Chandra blocks and shove Paine back...a hard Euro Uppercut drops Stephanie!Paine rolls out and grabs her Title Belt!
Stephanie Paine:U weinig wijfje! Ik ben de Nationale Kampioen! U bent niets! Dit is mijn riem!
Chandra:Speak English!This is Atlanta this ain't no Swedish Massage Parlor!We speak American here!
Riley Reynolds:In our WWW Wildside WQednesday Main Event...The WWW World Champion Jamie Bond 0069 takes on Futura Momerson!Futura has decided to get in the ring again after spending the last couple of years training wrestlers at The Power Planet Training Facility up in The Mid-West Territory.She walked right into a World Title match!Futura held the WWW World Title on several occasions!She want another title reign!How much does she want it?Let's go to the ring and find out!
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WWW World Title
Jamie Bond 0069 vs Futura-WWW World Title Match
1.Futura takes the 1st fall with a flying forearm
2.Bond goes to an Aikido Armbar to get a submission
3.JB 0069 uses a jumping spinkick to get the win
Jamie Bond 0069 is your WWW World Champion!
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Riley Reynolds:That was a hard fought win for JB 0069!Futura brought the fight to Jamie!Bond really had to work for that win!Futura is in tip top condtion!She a consumate ring tactician.Jamie Bond 0069 has a lot of heart and The WWW World Title,that insentive to give it all you got to protect The WWW Crown!That's about it for this week.Come back next week when you'll Jamie Bond 0069 take on her arch nemesis,25 time WWW World Champion,Blonde Brazilian!
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