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Post by dukedave on Jan 10, 2008 10:23:00 GMT -5
Kevin Nash is so great he doesn't do push ups he just pushes the world down.
Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris' only nightmares are of Kevin Nash.
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Post by traviz on Jan 10, 2008 10:43:02 GMT -5
Kevin Nash is so bad-A that he had to hold a gun to his head ths morning when he shaved to keep himself from slashing his own throat.
Does that make sense?
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Post by majorbludd on Jan 10, 2008 10:47:08 GMT -5
Kevin is so great he once flew around the earth at incredible speed and reversed time
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Post by dukedave on Jan 10, 2008 10:57:55 GMT -5
Kevin is so great he once flew around the earth at incredible speed and reversed time Can he go back in time to get the really cool posts I've made that were deleted in the past. BTW - No, Travis, that didn't make sense. Oh, what the heck. Kevin Nash has the cure for retardation but doesn't reveal it because it would cause all internet message boards to go out of business. |
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Post by behindthebook on Jan 10, 2008 16:03:37 GMT -5
The last nine digits of Pi are "K-E-V-I-N-N-A-S-H".
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Post by traviz on Jan 10, 2008 17:12:55 GMT -5
The last nine digits of Pi are "K-E-V-I-N-N-A-S-H". That was over my head. |
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Post by JED-SE on Jan 10, 2008 17:44:09 GMT -5
Kevin Nash can win a game of connect-4 in 3 moves
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 10, 2008 17:56:00 GMT -5
Kevin Nash sunk my Battleship.
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Post by GOODZILLA on Jan 10, 2008 18:11:26 GMT -5
Kevin Nash killed neily bob.
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Post by dukedave on Jan 10, 2008 18:16:57 GMT -5
Kevin Nash killed neily bob. Kevin Nash is Neily bob |
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Post by bigeasy on Jan 10, 2008 18:20:24 GMT -5
Kevin Nash is the biological father of 36% of the children born since 1974. And no, the two in Havoc's sig are not in that fortunate 36%.
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Post by dukedave on Jan 10, 2008 18:25:20 GMT -5
Kevin Nash is the biological father of 36% of the children born since 1974. And no, the two in Havoc's sig are not in that fortunate 36%. No, those are the children of  and . |
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Post by bigeasy on Jan 10, 2008 18:37:46 GMT -5
In 1993, Kevin Nash was pulled over for suspicion of driving under the influence. He proceeded to chug an entire bottle of Bacardi 151 in front of the police officer. When he was breathalyzed at the police station 30 minutes later, Nash blew a .02, then gave three officers the big boot on his way out of the building.
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Post by GOODZILLA on Jan 10, 2008 18:40:55 GMT -5
Kevin Nash one time had a threesome in Mexico with Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo.
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Post by Mark 138 on Jan 11, 2008 11:17:26 GMT -5
Kevin Nash one time had a threesome in Mexico with Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo. Not even remotely funny. Truth be told, the earth does not revolve around the sun as previously believed. The earth just keeps spinning, like a dog chasing it's own tail, trying to get a glimpse of the greateness known as Kevin Nash that it carries on it's back. |
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Post by JED-SE on Jan 11, 2008 11:27:21 GMT -5
In 1993, Kevin Nash was pulled over for suspicion of driving under the influence. He proceeded to chug an entire bottle of Bacardi 151 in front of the police officer. When he was breathalyzed at the police station 30 minutes later, Nash blew a .02, then gave three officers the big boot on his way out of the building. This is actually my favorite post on this thread! Hilarious!! Here's another: Take a second and think of the hottest girl you've ever seen... Nash already shagged her! |
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Post by bigeasy on Jan 12, 2008 19:44:45 GMT -5
Kevin Nash was originally supposed to be a villain in the movie "Under Siege", but was kicked off the set for refusing to sell for Steven Seagal. Having found a kindred spirit, Seagal befriended Nash until he caught Big Sexy giving it to his wife Kelly LeBrock in his trailer later that night.
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Post by Werner Mueck on Jan 12, 2008 20:23:25 GMT -5
This thread reminds me of the Byron Risner thread from a year or so back.
Kevin Nash made "Dead or Alive" watchable but he had some help. The help came from a bunch of bouncing boobs and high kicks. Even Kevin Nash needs help sometimes.
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Post by Chewey on Jan 13, 2008 7:44:52 GMT -5
when Kevin Nash says for it to rain, it rains.
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Post by bigeasy on Jan 14, 2008 5:11:51 GMT -5
Kevin Nash smoked Willie Nelson under the table.
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