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Post by JED-SE on Jan 21, 2008 15:09:06 GMT -5
Question if Kevin Nash walked off a cliff would you ? It all depends my lil' friend...how high is the cliff? Will i have a parachute? Can I whistle while I plummet to my death? (Sigh)... You didn't get the memo did you Thad Killian. Please read Aquinas's well written post. Cliffs walk off Kevin Nash. |
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Post by bigeasy on Jan 21, 2008 15:21:32 GMT -5
It all depends my lil' friend...how high is the cliff? Will i have a parachute? Can I whistle while I plummet to my death? (Sigh)... You didn't get the memo did you Thad Killian. Please read Aquinas's well written post. Cliffs walk off Kevin Nash. Thank you Jon E Diamond, for setting these fools straight. Also, sliding doors were invented to conserve costs after Kevin Nash decided the best method of opening doors was to use the Big Boot. This caused the Great Depression. |
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Post by Chewey on Jan 21, 2008 15:24:41 GMT -5
on the topic of doors, I heard that Kevin Nash once slammed a revolving door shut!
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Post by bigeasy on Jan 22, 2008 20:26:59 GMT -5
The official cause of Heath Ledger's death was Kevin Nash punching his TV screen after watching 5 minutes of A Knight's Tale and deciding he hated it.
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Post by Chewey on Jan 23, 2008 8:18:52 GMT -5
psst... too soon, Big E...
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Post by Chewey on Jan 23, 2008 13:55:47 GMT -5
Originally they wanted to cast Kevin Nash as Sabertooth instead of his former WCW partner Big Sky (Tyler Mane). However, the other X-Men actors were no match for his real life mutant powers, so they had to go with the jobber wrestler instead.
When he was the Super Shredder in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II, they had to go through a hundred stunt doubles in Ninja Turtle costumes, because he kept going right through them on the set.
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Post by Aquinas on Jan 23, 2008 14:02:49 GMT -5
Most people assumed that Kevin Nash's turn as "Oz" in WCW was a work, but in fact he once was the fabled Wizard of Oz. Except that he possessed all the real powers the Wizard of Oz was supposed to have. He grew weary of this job and moved on, leaving Oz to fend for itself.
As you saw in the movie, his successor was a sham.
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Post by Chewey on Jan 23, 2008 14:20:43 GMT -5
When he wrestled as "Vinnie Vegas," it was a little known fact that he was actually banned from all of the Vegas casinos because every time he would stick a token in the slots machine, the house would go broke.
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Post by JED-SE on Jan 23, 2008 16:05:17 GMT -5
When Kevin Nash was born, the doctor cried. Never slap Kevin Nash!
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Post by JED-SE on Jan 28, 2008 12:06:27 GMT -5
John Cena's miraculous return at the royal rumble should be credited to Kevin Nash. Just minutes before Cena entered, Kevin Nash furiously rubbed his hands together then placed both hands on Cena's torn peck and he was instantly recovered. (much like Mr Miyagi healed Daniel Larruso's leg in "The Karate Kid")
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Post by Chewey on Jan 28, 2008 14:47:01 GMT -5
Kevin Nash traveled across the dimensions and helped Vallah defeat Maramus and restore order to Centra. Kevin Nash also singlehandedly delivered Godsend, Rankor, and Murdok to their captors.
Finally, the Essence is made from Kevin Nash, just like all performance-enhancing drugs are.
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Post by MikeMcKinney on Jan 29, 2008 22:18:08 GMT -5
When Buck Steele gets hurt, he becomes Genocide. When Genocide gets hurt, he becomes Kevin Nash. Man that was a classic...I spit my drink all over the computer screen. |
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Post by MikeMcKinney on Jan 29, 2008 22:26:36 GMT -5
UFC's Heavyweight Champion Randy "Captain America" Couture actually retired cause he heard Kevin Nash was entering the UFC!
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Post by bigeasy on Feb 1, 2008 1:01:53 GMT -5
Kevin Nash once played a game of pickup backyard football with Tom Brady. The final rosters were Brady, Terrell Owens, LaDanian Tomlinson, Devin Hester, Antonio Gates, Jeff Saturday, and Champ Bailey against Nash, a drunk Scott Hall, Sean Waltman, and four 11-year old kids, one of which was fat.
Despite not playing a down of offense, Nash's team won 78-0 after Nash intercepted Brady on 13 consecutive plays, taking the ball back to the house each time. The NFL stars then quit the two-hand touch game out of sheer respect for Nash's abilities.
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Post by JED-SE on Feb 5, 2008 13:23:54 GMT -5
Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was jacknife powerbombed by Kevin Nash after a 3 day drinking binge with Scott Hall, and neither one remembered what happened.
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Post by Chewey on Feb 6, 2008 8:08:37 GMT -5
Kevin Nash's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Post by Chewey on Feb 7, 2008 15:15:08 GMT -5
when the boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Kevin Nash.
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Post by Chewey on Feb 7, 2008 15:15:38 GMT -5
Kevin Nash once jacknife powerbombed a baby elephant into puberty.
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Post by Chewey on Feb 7, 2008 15:15:58 GMT -5
On the 7th Day, God rested... Kevin Nash took over.
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Post by Chewey on Feb 7, 2008 15:34:06 GMT -5
Kevin Nash doesn't play God. Playing is for children.
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