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Post by BDS on Oct 29, 2006 12:30:19 GMT -5
Isn't walking to the ring and talking pretty much what constitutes much of the WWE's programming nowadays? You know, 90% of Goldberg's big WCW run was him walking. I think there's money to be made in this whole walking thing, myself. |
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Post by theace4ever on Oct 29, 2006 12:50:57 GMT -5
Isn't walking to the ring and talking pretty much what constitutes much of the WWE's programming nowadays? You know, 90% of Goldberg's big WCW run was him walking. I think there's money to be made in this whole walking thing, myself. dont forget fellas that planting your lips on VKM's arse on tv (and backstage for that matter) is also part of WWE's programming...nothing says money like masturbatory booking. |
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Post by ewt on Oct 29, 2006 17:30:08 GMT -5
Wasn't aware that "walking" and "saying words" were wrestling skills...hell, turns out I'm surrounded by wrestlers...My Dad, for example, just displayed his "wrestling skill" to me by asking me if I wanted a crossandwish then walking away... quote] This just maybe the FUNNIEST thread that I have ever read. I too am surrounded by wrestlers. My 2 year old is a star. Khali is rather sad though. If VKM wanted big and from the Longest Yard he should've offered Bob Sapp Khali's money and gone from there. |
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Post by Splattercat on Oct 29, 2006 18:39:44 GMT -5
Wasn't aware that "walking" and "saying words" were wrestling skills...hell, turns out I'm surrounded by wrestlers...My Dad, for example, just displayed his "wrestling skill" to me by asking me if I wanted a crossandwish then walking away... it was still 3 times better than anything I've ever seen Sting do in TNA. Hey Swarm, I have great news for you: Your Dad is more talented at wrestling than Khali...You should be proud...  |
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Post by thefamoustommyz on Oct 29, 2006 19:03:08 GMT -5
Sting's fat?
Indeed.
Is your TV broken or something?
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Post by gwffantrav on Oct 29, 2006 23:00:29 GMT -5
Sting's fat? Indeed. Is your TV broken or something? Yeah, personally I thought he was skinnier than ever... |
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Post by swarm on Oct 29, 2006 23:04:03 GMT -5
Sting's fat? Indeed. Is your TV broken or something? Yeah, personally I thought he was skinnier than ever... he's like skinny and fat at the same time, which, is actually really hard to do so I give him credit. He just looks sloppy. But he's old so it's to be expected. He kind of reminds me of Gary Bussey in drag or something. |
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Post by weirdjerod on Oct 29, 2006 23:06:07 GMT -5
Yeah, personally I thought he was skinnier than ever... he's like skinny and fat at the same time, which, is actually really hard to do so I give him credit. He just looks sloppy. But he's old so it's to be expected. He kind of reminds me of Gary Bussey in drag or something. the very fact you can visualize that is disturbing...  |
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Post by MikeMcKinney on Oct 30, 2006 0:23:00 GMT -5
This thread has gone straight to HELL... so I'LL HELP IT ALONG AND TRY TO COVER EVERYTHING.....I mean Sting is not as good as he once was, but he can still go. I only hope Senshi starts a winning streak and gets back that belt cause he really has IT!! Austin Starr is a Star.. hopefully TNA pushes him to the top! LAX are flat out great! Best Tag team in wrestling right now, PERIOD!!!! RAW isn't to bad even with DX hogging all the air time and main events. P.M Punk is a future World Champion! Test is a bad man...and Hardcore Holly is a beast! Big Shows leg drop finisher, leg drop finishers sucked in the 80's and they still suck now....unless you do a triple moonsault off the top of the damn building through 2 flaming tables on to a downed foe. Big Show sure bleeds a lot...maybe he's a bleeder. Not sure but he is one BIG GUY!! always make sure the Match is EXTREME rules before you try to use a chair! Main Event run ins on a PPV SUCK.. so does Double J cause he is the cause of all the EVIL IN THE WORLD!
also TNA needs a heel color man real bad! Nash would be a sweet choice. The Great Khali SUCKS, same with K-Fed, oh yea and DX....Edge and Orton are the Future of WWE....Umaga can't even hurt Steve-o with his devastating move set!! Oh yea Carlito sure likes jumping elbows from the ropes...JBL is a God on Smackdown... Oh yea Don West does SUCK....Been watch Ohio Valley Wrestling on cable it's decent....Robert Roode is cool, Ms. Brooke's as his manager......not so great! Have I memtioned that Alex Shelley never wins any matches, which is a travisty...Barbed wire cage match on TV, NICE!! Cryme Time's finisher, boring...Oh yea They totally suck also. Cyber Sunday in my home town, won't be their, nor will I be watching! But I pray Cena doesn't win, but we all know he will cause WWE is very predictable....The formula is very easy stack all the odds against Cena, but he still always wins, WOW, fricking amazing he did it again. If you see a pattern let me know Hogan, Savage, Ultimate Warrior, Austin, and The Rock....oh yea some low budget fed has a 6 sided ring, thats not wrestling!! Don't forget to order the new CPC game edition, it's hitting the streets on Nov. 15 it's gonna be great!
Also WWE has lots of Hot divas, and HHH has his lips planted of VKM butt at all times...Samoa Joe has man boobs, but he sure moves well for a big man! Kane lost on RAW but thats OK he can go to Friday night's and play the monster over there. Michael Cole Sucks, thank god JBL is still around.... ECW is great, best hour of wrestling on TV right now!
Angle is a wrestling God who may be the greatest ever, as long as he stays loyal to VKM. WHAT KURTS IN TNA!!!!!!WELL HE TOTALLY SUCKS NOW!!!! That pill poppin son of a B--- well can't say that so i'll use the word GUN. oh yea Russo is back and he is the greatest booker of all time....NOT.....The Road Warriors were a damn fine Tag team back in the day. Monolith is a Monster but I'll have Chaos whip is Mutant butt any day week.... Randy Orton is a great wrestler....Mesnar is back and thats a good thing...Tom Filsinger still puts out the best card (wrestling) game on the planet...... Edge is cool too....and last but not least the WRESTLE WARS GUYS WERE THE BIGGEST D- BAGS EVER!!!!
I hope I covered everything.
Tkx again, the dice don't lie.
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Post by gatekeeper on Oct 30, 2006 0:28:41 GMT -5
That post made me dizzy.
I don't even know what to say to that.
I need some Tylenol....
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Post by MikeMcKinney on Oct 30, 2006 0:40:21 GMT -5
Sorry It wasn't meant to hurt anyone. Just trying to put everything out there.
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Post by dukedave on Oct 30, 2006 6:28:02 GMT -5
he's like skinny and fat at the same time, which, is actually really hard to do so I give him credit. He just looks sloppy. But he's old so it's to be expected. He kind of reminds me of Gary Bussey in drag or something. the very fact you can visualize that is disturbing... It's actually not hard to visualize as Busey has appeared in drag in one of the crappy Seagal movies. The one on the sub. The mention of Busey in drag made me think of that and go "Yeah, that about sums it up." |
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Post by Mike M on Oct 30, 2006 7:22:34 GMT -5
the very fact you can visualize that is disturbing... It's actually not hard to visualize as Busey has appeared in drag in one of the crappy Seagal movies. The one on the sub. The mention of Busey in drag made me think of that and go "Yeah, that about sums it up." I believe that you're talking about Under Siege. That movie was NOT crappy, but I'm guessing that's what you're referring to. |
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Post by swarm on Oct 30, 2006 7:25:34 GMT -5
the very fact you can visualize that is disturbing... It's actually not hard to visualize as Busey has appeared in drag in one of the crappy Seagal movies. The one on the sub. The mention of Busey in drag made me think of that and go "Yeah, that about sums it up." thanks dukedave. I knew someone else knew what I was talking about. |
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Post by ewt on Oct 30, 2006 21:22:13 GMT -5
This thread has gone straight to HELL... so I'LL HELP IT ALONG AND TRY TO COVER EVERYTHING.....I mean Sting is not as good as he once was, but he can still go. I only hope Senshi starts a winning streak and gets back that belt cause he really has IT!! Austin Starr is a Star.. hopefully TNA pushes him to the top! LAX are flat out great! Best Tag team in wrestling right now, PERIOD!!!! RAW isn't to bad even with DX hogging all the air time and main events. P.M Punk is a future World Champion! Test is a bad man...and Hardcore Holly is a beast! Big Shows leg drop finisher, leg drop finishers sucked in the 80's and they still suck now....unless you do a triple moonsault off the top of the damn building through 2 flaming tables on to a downed foe. Big Show sure bleeds a lot...maybe he's a bleeder. Not sure but he is one BIG GUY!! always make sure the Match is EXTREME rules before you try to use a chair! Main Event run ins on a PPV SUCK.. so does Double J cause he is the cause of all the EVIL IN THE WORLD! also TNA needs a heel color man real bad! Nash would be a sweet choice. The Great Khali SUCKS, same with K-Fed, oh yea and DX....Edge and Orton are the Future of WWE....Umaga can't even hurt Steve-o with his devastating move set!! Oh yea Carlito sure likes jumping elbows from the ropes...JBL is a God on Smackdown... Oh yea Don West does SUCK....Been watch Ohio Valley Wrestling on cable it's decent....Robert Roode is cool, Ms. Brooke's as his manager......not so great! Have I memtioned that Alex Shelley never wins any matches, which is a travisty...Barbed wire cage match on TV, NICE!! Cryme Time's finisher, boring...Oh yea They totally suck also. Cyber Sunday in my home town, won't be their, nor will I be watching! But I pray Cena doesn't win, but we all know he will cause WWE is very predictable....The formula is very easy stack all the odds against Cena, but he still always wins, WOW, fricking amazing he did it again. If you see a pattern let me know Hogan, Savage, Ultimate Warrior, Austin, and The Rock....oh yea some low budget fed has a 6 sided ring, thats not wrestling!! Don't forget to order the new CPC game edition, it's hitting the streets on Nov. 15 it's gonna be great! Also WWE has lots of Hot divas, and HHH has his lips planted of VKM butt at all times...Samoa Joe has man boobs, but he sure moves well for a big man! Kane lost on RAW but thats OK he can go to Friday night's and play the monster over there. Michael Cole Sucks, thank god JBL is still around.... ECW is great, best hour of wrestling on TV right now! Angle is a wrestling God who may be the greatest ever, as long as he stays loyal to VKM. WHAT KURTS IN TNA!!!!!!WELL HE TOTALLY SUCKS NOW!!!! That pill poppin son of a B--- well can't say that so i'll use the word GUN. oh yea Russo is back and he is the greatest booker of all time....NOT.....The Road Warriors were a damn fine Tag team back in the day. Monolith is a Monster but I'll have Chaos whip is Mutant butt any day week.... Randy Orton is a great wrestler....Mesnar is back and thats a good thing...Tom Filsinger still puts out the best card (wrestling) game on the planet...... Edge is cool too....and last but not least the WRESTLE WARS GUYS WERE THE BIGGEST D- BAGS EVER!!!! I hope I covered everything. Tkx again, the dice don't lie. Thanx that was FANTASTIC. The only thing missing was...well nothing. |
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Post by Splattercat on Oct 31, 2006 0:03:11 GMT -5
This thread has gone straight to HELL... so I'LL HELP IT ALONG AND TRY TO COVER EVERYTHING.....I mean Sting is not as good as he once was, but he can still go. I only hope Senshi starts a winning streak and gets back that belt cause he really has IT!! Austin Starr is a Star.. hopefully TNA pushes him to the top! LAX are flat out great! Best Tag team in wrestling right now, PERIOD!!!! RAW isn't to bad even with DX hogging all the air time and main events. P.M Punk is a future World Champion! Test is a bad man...and Hardcore Holly is a beast! Big Shows leg drop finisher, leg drop finishers sucked in the 80's and they still suck now....unless you do a triple moonsault off the top of the damn building through 2 flaming tables on to a downed foe. Big Show sure bleeds a lot...maybe he's a bleeder. Not sure but he is one BIG GUY!! always make sure the Match is EXTREME rules before you try to use a chair! Main Event run ins on a PPV SUCK.. so does Double J cause he is the cause of all the EVIL IN THE WORLD! also TNA needs a heel color man real bad! Nash would be a sweet choice. The Great Khali SUCKS, same with K-Fed, oh yea and DX....Edge and Orton are the Future of WWE....Umaga can't even hurt Steve-o with his devastating move set!! Oh yea Carlito sure likes jumping elbows from the ropes...JBL is a God on Smackdown... Oh yea Don West does SUCK....Been watch Ohio Valley Wrestling on cable it's decent....Robert Roode is cool, Ms. Brooke's as his manager......not so great! Have I memtioned that Alex Shelley never wins any matches, which is a travisty...Barbed wire cage match on TV, NICE!! Cryme Time's finisher, boring...Oh yea They totally suck also. Cyber Sunday in my home town, won't be their, nor will I be watching! But I pray Cena doesn't win, but we all know he will cause WWE is very predictable....The formula is very easy stack all the odds against Cena, but he still always wins, WOW, fricking amazing he did it again. If you see a pattern let me know Hogan, Savage, Ultimate Warrior, Austin, and The Rock....oh yea some low budget fed has a 6 sided ring, thats not wrestling!! Don't forget to order the new CPC game edition, it's hitting the streets on Nov. 15 it's gonna be great! Also WWE has lots of Hot divas, and HHH has his lips planted of VKM butt at all times...Samoa Joe has man boobs, but he sure moves well for a big man! Kane lost on RAW but thats OK he can go to Friday night's and play the monster over there. Michael Cole Sucks, thank god JBL is still around.... ECW is great, best hour of wrestling on TV right now! Angle is a wrestling God who may be the greatest ever, as long as he stays loyal to VKM. WHAT KURTS IN TNA!!!!!!WELL HE TOTALLY SUCKS NOW!!!! That pill poppin son of a B--- well can't say that so i'll use the word GUN. oh yea Russo is back and he is the greatest booker of all time....NOT.....The Road Warriors were a damn fine Tag team back in the day. Monolith is a Monster but I'll have Chaos whip is Mutant butt any day week.... Randy Orton is a great wrestler....Mesnar is back and thats a good thing...Tom Filsinger still puts out the best card (wrestling) game on the planet...... Edge is cool too....and last but not least the WRESTLE WARS GUYS WERE THE BIGGEST D- BAGS EVER!!!! I hope I covered everything. Tkx again, the dice don't lie. I had a headache when I read this, and oddly I feel much better...Honestly can't explain it.... EDIT: Actually, it's back now...I think I just forgot I had one while I was reading it...Distraction rules...Thanks MikeMcKinney.. |
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