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[Highway61Revisited]

SUMMERSLAM '07
Continental Airlines Arena
East Rutherford, NJ
August 26, 2007

MAIN EVENT
WWE TITLE
John Cena (c) vs. Randy Orton

RETURN OF THE GAME
Triple H vs. King Booker

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE
The Great Khali (c) vs. Batista

THE LUCHADOR RETURNS!
Rey Mysterio, Jr. vs. Chavo Guerrero

ECW TITLE
John Morrison (c) vs. C.M. Punk

WWE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE
"The Samaon Bulldozer" Umaga (c) vs. Carlito vs. Mr. Kennedy

DIVAS BATTLE ROYAL
*INCLUDING THE RETURN OF A DIVA*

FREE-FOR-ALL MATCH
WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
The Texas Outlaws (Cade/Murdoch) (c) vs. Cryme Tyme

LIVE AND ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW!!!

ALL WRESTLERS APPEAR COURTESY OF KNAPIK'S LOW CREATIONS

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OOC: Yeah, so, I complain, let's see what I can do with the WWE. There's going to be some suspension of disbelief as I'll be bringing in a few people who wouldn't come back but, for the most part, it will only be a one or two month thing.

[Knapik]

OH MAN this is sweet! Let me know how the cards work out for you!

I was thinking about taking the PPVs and running them too... I may just join you for Summerslam.

Did you hear that CPB was doing art for all the WWE 07 stuff? He's doing ECW first, should be sweet.

[stephenvegas]

H61R,

Are you going to play and post your results before or after Summerslam takes place on Sunday?

Looks interesting, I'm looking forward to reading your results.

[Highway61Revisited]

It's gonna be on Sunday and RAW on Monday, etc.

Thanks for the comments already guys! I hope you all enjoy the final product of my weird ideas.

Oh and Knap, that sounds awesome as I'm rocking some blank front card stock right now, haha.

[Scott Fire]

Looks interesting.

[Highway61Revisited]

SUMMERSLAM '07
Continental Airlines Arena
East Rutherford, NJ
August 26, 2007

FREE-FOR-ALL

We're live and in color for SummerSlam! Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler run down the RAW card and discuss the matches. JR says this may be Cena's toughest challenge yet as he faces a man who will not stop short to become the WWE champion. Jerry Lawler hypes the return of Triple H and says that tonight could be the night that Umaga finally meets his match.

We go backstage and Vince McMahon and his top slueth Coach are walking. Todd Grisham walks up to them.

"Mr. McMahon, have there been any breaking developments in your search for your illegitimate child?"

"Mr. McMahon is not answering questions at this time, Todd. He's under an unprecedented amount of pressure, we have made some leads and we're almost one-hundred-percent positive who Mr. McMahon's child is, but that will be released at Mr. McMahon's discretion."

We cut to WWE champion John Cena making his way through the halls. he's just arrived and he looks INTENSE~! C.M. Punk is leaning against a wall, when he steps in John Cena's way.

"John Cena! The WWE champion, coming up on a year now, right, John? Gosh, what an honor. What a coincidence that I just happen to bump into you! You know I'm going for a world title tonight myself."

"Yeah, aren't you fighting for the WCW tile?"

"Ha. I'm contending for the ECW title, John. The one brand in the WWE that respects wrestlers, athletes, tradition! Not musclebound, cookie cutter wrestlers."

"What are you tryin' to say, Punk?"

"I'm saying that tonight after I take the ECW title off of John Morrison, I will be the REAL World's champion and you or Batista or that abnormally tall guy are all just pretending."

Cena is getting visibly upset and his drops bags and is about to get into Punk's face. Punk spins the spinner part of Cena's belt.

"Oh, that's cute! Look everybody, it spins!"

Several wrestlers have to restrain Cena while Punk walks away laughing. Will Punk's mindgames with Cena hinder his in-ring performance tonight?!

Michael Cole and JBL introduce the SD! matches for the show. JBL says that tonight Chavo Guerrero will end Rey Mysterio's career once and for all! Michael Cole asks if the "Animal" Batista can take out the Great Khali? JBL says despite what CM Punk may say, Khali is the most dominant World Heavyweight champion of all time and tonight he's going to make Batista feel the wrath of the claw~!
JBL also says that it's most dangerous claw since Fritz Von Erich.

Todd Grisham is standing in the back with Chavo Guerrero, Jr..

"Chavo, tonight you go one-on-one with returning Rey Mysterio, Jr. what's going on inside your head?"

"Todd Grisham, where I come from your honor certain things. You honor family, friends, but most of all, you honor yourself. Your mask is the bloodline from which all life come from. Rey Mysterio, Jr. doesn't respect that, he doesn't respect anything. He rips it off when it becomes profitable and he puts it back on when it becomes profitable. He takes the name of my dead uncle and uses it as a way to get over the fans.

Tonight, Rey, I'm not fighting for me. I'm not fighting for Eddie. I'm fighting for Mexico. I'm fighting for Lucha Libre and all the wrongs that you bestowed upon our great tradition. You don't take anything seriously, Rey. Except maybe a big paycheck. A way to secure your job for a little longer. I'm sick of it. Tonight I'm going to do what a lot of people have wanted to do to you for a very, very long time.

I'm going break your neck in the middle of the ring."

Batista has arrived! Some generic WWE Reporter tries to get a word with him but he just keeps walking into the building. His mind is fixed on winning back his championship tonight!

World Tag Team Titles
The Texas Outlaws (Cade/Murdoch) (c) defeated Cryme Tyme to retain their titles.
- Pretty good stuff here with Cryme Tyme playing the traditional role of babyfaces in peril while Cade and Murdoch cut the ring in half and work them over. Match ends with Cryme Tyme getting the advantage and getting ready for the G-9 but Murdoch rolls in and gives Shad a low blow!! Cade hits the LARIAT and the champs retain.

RATING: **3/4 (Great way to start the show!)

After the match Cade grabs a bullrope and starts beating the snot of Shad with it!

Cody Rhodes comes down to the ring wildly swinging a chair! Cade hightails it out of the ring and the crowd is really getting into this!

RHODES HITS SHAD WITH THE CHAIR! He continues wailing him with some SICK chair shots and after about the fifteenth (no hyperbole there) Rhodes invites Murdoch and Cade into the ring and raises their hands!!

Todd Grisham catches up with the champs and asks Rhodes why he just did that!

"Todd Grisham, in life family is more important than anything! When it comes to the Rhodeses there's no one that's more like family than the Murdochs! Give us a hand, New Jersey! We're the NEW TEXAS OUTLAWS!!! YEEEEEEE-HAW!"

JR and King are shocked! But they aren't shocked enough to not remind you to pick up your phone right now and make sure to order SummerSlam, THE BIGGEST PARTY OF THE SUMMER!

[Highway61Revisited]

SUMMERSLAM '07
Continental Airlines Arena
East Rutherford, NJ
August 26, 2007

We're live and in color, again, for SummerSlam! All the announce teams run through the cards and the ECW discuss CM Punk's actions during Free-For-All. A video clip plays and then we get down to the ring for SummerSlam!!

DIVAS BATTLE ROYAL

- Candice Michelle comes down to the announcer's table to call the action with J.R. and King.

The first diva to come out to the ring is Maria who gets a fairly large pop. However, Santino Marella comes down to the ring, carrying a towel, and grabs a microphone.

"Maria! What are you doing?! Wrestling is for big, strong men like myself! Not for beautiful women like yourself! You're going to get hurt and I can't allow that! And what are you wearing? Would your mother approve of that? Here, put this on, put it on now and let's get out of here! You're going to call your mother and tell her what you were about to participate in here!"

Santino carries Maria off, covered in a towel, to a loud chorus of boos.

Melina, Mickie James, and Victoria make their way to the ring and then Lillian Garcia announes the mystery participant:

TRISH STRATUS loudest pop for a diva in a long, long time. She makes her into the ring and the battle royal begins!

It's mainly brawling and it could hardly be called a battle royal but the gals make due with what they can. Mickie James and Trish are the last two and they put on quite the show for the crowd. It gets everyone ROCKING. Mickie goes for a clothesline and Trish dumps her over the top rope and onto the arena floor. Trish Stratus is the number-one-contender for Candice Michelle's title. She points at Candice's title and starts simulating putting the belt around her own waist!

WINNER: Trish Stratus (I don't rate battle royals. Name that reference )

King Booker is shown in the backstage area prepping for his match later on tonight with Triple H.

*A video package airs that replays the history between John Morrison and C.M. Punk*

ECW TITLE
ECW World champion John Morrison vs. C.M. Punk
- Another stellar showing between the two atheletes that really got the crowd rocking. Spot of the match came about fifteen minutes in when Punk had laid Morrison out in the middle of the ring and was going to the top rope, but Morrison jumped up, walked the top rope like a high-wire and nailed Punk with a forearm that sent Punk falling to the floor.

Match ended when Punk hit GO 2 SLEEP and covered Morrison 1...2...3!!!! NEW ECW CHAMPION!!!

WINNER: CM Punk (****)

During the entire match, Punk had a rather overweight man dressed like a ninja in his corner. After he won, Punk and the man celebrated with the ECW title held high above both of their heads.

Finlay vs. Kane
- This was freakin' stiff. Finlay and Kane traded chops and headbutts and punches, it looked more like a bar fight than it did a wrestling match. Match ended when Kane hit a sick looking choke on Finlay and got the victory.

WINNER: Kane (**3/4)

*A video package plays and tells the history of Rey Mysterio, Jr/Chavo Guerrero.*

THE LUCHADOR RETURNS
Rey Mysterio, Jr. vs. Chavo Guerrero
- Exciting, exciting stuff. This is really turning into one of the best SummerSlam's ever. This was a straight Lucha style match right down to the storytelling. Chavo is the crazed traditionalist who thinks that Rey has betrayed everything he believes in. But Rey is the man fighting for his identity and fighting to prove this is what he believes in.

Rey hit a 619 half-way through the match that legit broke Chavo's nose and they just incorporated that into the match. Chavo became crazed and started ripping Rey's mask and wiping his blood on Rey's head. He was setting up a frog splash when Rey ran and hit an enzuguri that sent Chavo crashing through the announcer's table. The pop from Rey's boot to Chavo's head was heard throughout the arena. After a few more minutes of intense brawling/lucha spots Rey hit a 619 and picked up the victory.

WINNER: Rey Mysterio, Jr. (****1/2)

WWE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE
WWE Intercontinental champion "The Samoan Bulldozer" Umaga vs. Carlito vs. Mr. Kennedy
- Another good one! Carlito was put out of action early and then Umaga carried Kennedy to a terriffic match. Umaga just kept beating the hell out Kennedy who wouldn't give in. At one point Umaga hit three SAMOAN SPIKEs in a row and Kennedy still wouldn't give in. The crowd was in awe. Finally Umaga hit another one and pinned Kennedy.

WINNER: Umaga retains title (***)

RETURN OF THE GAME
Triple H vs. King Booker w/ Queen Sharmell
- Uh, this was fast. Some comedy spots with Booker but it was clothesline, facebuster, pedigree finish.

WINNER: HHH (DUD)

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE
World Heavyweight champion The Great Khali vs. Batista
- This was all brawl and a bloody Batista, so we could the camera shot of Khali/Batista CLAW while Batista spouts blood. A BATISTA BOMB was hit and we have a new World Heavyweight champion!

WINNER: Batista (**)

WWE TITLE
WWE champion John Cena vs. Randy Orton
- This was the best match in the history of SummerSlam. It started with some great wrestling, Orton plays a terrific heel, Cena does a SICK blade job, and a classic finish.

The two start with the dueling lock-up and then Orton keeps leaving the ring yelling about Cena cheating. As the match heats up Orton and Cena go outside the ring and Cena takes a SICK bump into guardrail. Orton then pounds his face against the ring post and Cena is busted open. The rest of the match is Orton trying to open Cena up more. Cena would fight back, COVERED in blood (we're talking, dude could replace the Muta scale here).

Cena hit Orton with a knee drop and blood SQUIRTS out of Cena's head. This man has bladed his heart! (name that reference ) At the end of the match Orton his an RKO and...the REFEREE STOPS THE MATCH! THE MATCH HAS BEEN STOPPED DUE TO CENA'S BLOOD LOSS! THE TITLE DOES NOT CHANGE HANDS! An irate Orton attacks Cena but has to restrained as SummerSlam comes to an end!

WINNER: Randy Orton via ref stoppage (*****)

[Knapik]

Wait, the title should totally change hands! Ref stoppage is equal to a TKO!

Man if Summerslam is half as exciting as this was, I'm pumped.

YEEEEEE-HAAAWWW!

And good job getting CM Punk on the mic

[Highway61Revisited]

The WWE Championship Committee has ruled that any title in the WWE can only change hands via pinfall or submission.

A re-match will take place, however, and that will be announced tomorrow night on RAW.

(OOC: Orton had eleven tokens and Cena had twelve. What a sick, sick match. By far the best I've ever had in either COTG or LOW. Which is funny considering how much hell I give these two guys.)

[Knapik]

Did the cards work well?

[stephenvegas]

I think using Knapik's cards to follow along with the WWE is one of the most brilliant ideas I have ever seen in any fed forum on this board.

Awesome job!

[Highway61Revisited]

Thanks, Mr. Vegas! I appreciate that very much!

Knapik -

They worked really, really well. In some cases (read Orton/Cena) a little too well, as I was hoping that Cena would retain cleanly. When he didn't, I had to use the championship committee. So if the dice are a problem, that's just the nature of the game

Most of the problems I have are with some talent (Carlito) and not knowing exactly where I want to go with them. I've got a pretty good idea where I'm going up to Wrestlemania (since that's the booking pattern I use, SummerSlam to WM and then WM to SummerSlam).

Slight spoiler for all interested: the winner of the Royal Rumble will not be alone in the WM Main Event.

[Wildfire]

Fantastic idea! Looking forward to seeing more!

[Highway61Revisited]

WWE RAW PREVIEW
Live from Boston, MA!

* Triple H makes his return to RAW!

* Carlito's Cabana w/ #1 Contender for WWE Title Randy Orton

* Will Mr. McMahon release the name of the man who he believes is his son?!

ALL THIS AND MORE TONIGHT ON RAW!!!

[Highway61Revisited]

WWE RAW
T.D. Banknorth Garden
Boston, MA
August 27, 2007

RAW begins with London and Kendrick already in the ring, getting ready for their match against The World's Greatest Tag Team. The World Tag Team champions, the Texas Outlaws (Cade/Murdoch), come down to the ring with their new friend, Cody Rhodes.

London & Kendrick defeated The World's Greatest Tag Team
- Pretty good match. Some good back-and-forth action though it was a bit short. Rhodes, Murdoch, and Cade were pretty incomprehensible on commentary as they were all chewing tobacco. They kept calling London & Kendrick little runts who run around like they're "tryin to escape a trap."

After the match London and Kendrick came down to the commentary booth and told the champions they were coming for their gold. As they turned around to leave Cody Rhodes belted London with a bull-rope and then the three men beat them down. As they left they gave their trademark, "YEEEEEEEE-HAW!!"

When we come back William Regal is seating at a desk in his office.

"Ladies and gentlemen, last night we saw one of the bloodiest World Wrestling Entertainment title matches of all time. We also saw our champion, John Cena, become unable to compete due to blood loss. Since we could not give you the finish you wanted last night on September 16, 2007 in Memphis, TN at Unforgiven, Randy Orton will get his re-match against John Cena!

However, prior to that date Mr. Cena does have certain contractual obligations that he must fulfill. That is why tonight, despite Cena's injuries that he acquired last evening, tonight he will defend the WWE Title against the returning...Jeff Hardy!

Also, after last night's strong showing of resilience, Mr. Kennedy will go one-on-one with Intercontinental champion, Umaga!!!"

Super Crazy defeated Snitksy
- Good power vs. speed match. Ross and Lawler were putting over how Super Crazy has been getting lots of unexpected victories recently and how it's catching the eye of "every important figure in the WWE."

King Booker and Queen Sharmell are walking through the backstage area.

"HOOOOOOOO! TOUGH GUY! You know I used to be a king!"

"What? Who is this? Sharmell get this peasant out of my way!"

"I was the king of the WWE once, tough guy! So maybe we're related somehow!"

"Sharmell, who is this?"

"That's James Duggan, sire."

"James I don't believe there is anyway that you and I share the same bloodline."

"You're right because I wouldn't have gotten pinned in last than a minute against Triple H! Then paraded around here still claiming to be king! The more I think about it, Hacksaw wants his crown back! I want you in the ring tonight, tough guy! HOOOOOOOOOO!"

King Booker looks at Sharmell.

"Disgusting."

WWE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE
WWE Intercontinental champion Umaga defeated Mr. Kennedy with the SAMOAN SPIKE to retain the title.
- Good match to bring the first hour of RAW to a close. They went with the same theme as last night that Kennedy just wouldn't give in to Umaga. After two SAMOAN SPIKEs though Kennedy gave in and had to be carted away. Jim Ross asked just who could stop the "Samoan Bulldozer".

RAW returned with WWE Women's champion Candice Michelle standing in the ring.

"Last night, Trish Stratus made her triumphant return to a WWE ring and won the Divas Battle Royal. Becoming the number-one-contender to my title. I want to be the first one to come out and publicly congratulate Trish and wish her the best when she challenges me for the title."


Trish Stratus' music hits and the crowd goes crazy, the diva returns to the ring after nearly a year hiatus.

"Candice, I didn't come back to hear your false platitudes. I didn't come back to hear you talk about how you glad you are that I've returned. I came back for one reason and one reason only, to take that belt back where it belongs. You see, you aren't even the champion, Candice. No one has ever beaten the real champion...me. I defeated Lita last year and then I left. Why did I leave?

Because the competition wasn't good enough. But I've sat at home for nearly a year and I see you come out here and try to mock me and try to replicate what I did for the WWE Women's division.

But you know what? You can't. You aren't good enough to do that. In fact, you're pretty pathetic. Coming out and stomping your feet and waving your hands around trying to get the crowd into your boring matches. So I've come back. I've come back to take back what's rightfully mine and you know where I'm going to do it, Candice?

Stop trying to speak into your microphone. No one wants to hear what you have to say. You know where I'm going to take that title back? At my pay-per-view, at UNFORGIVEN!"

Candice tries to stand face-to-face with Trish but gets booted in the gut! Trish picks up the tile and clocks Candice on the head with it! She keeps hitting her with the belt until there's blood dripping from Michelle's nose!

Trish Stratus has broken the champion's nose!

We return with King and J.R. talking about the reprehensible actions of Trish Stratus when we hear Mr. McMahon's theme song!

What will Mr. McMahon say? What will happen when Randy Orton appears on Carlito's Cabana? Will Jim Duggan defeat King Booker and become a two-time King of the WWE? Will Jeff Hardy defeat John Cena for the WWE Title? What will Triple H have to say when he makes his return to RAW?

Find out in part 2 of the 8/27 WWE RAW!!!

[Knapik]

pretty sweet

[rawhide]

i'm new here but this looks good.

[Highway61Revisited]

Pt. 2 of RAW and ECW will be up later tonight.

The rosters, and this is no fault of Knapik's as he has done a wonderful job, but the rosters are so freakin' thin on both sides.

In order to keep some realism within the fed, and I'm going be making some "signings" I'll let you the fans voice your opinions on how many I should limit myself to and maybe who you think would look good in the WWE.

[vansabu]

Cool fed.... I have a Low / bootleg fed and due to lack of teams I use Joey Matthews and Davey Richards as YOUNG AND TALENTED ! They are a mid card team and with a big win can challenge for the tag titles. Bring them in to your fed.

[Knapik]

RAW - The Briscoes, Brooklyn Brawler, Brent Albright

Smackdown - Matt Sydal, Christian Cage, Claudio Castagnoli

ECW - Masato Tanaka, Spike Dudley, Dudley Boyz, Jimmy Jacobs