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Post by JimSteel on Nov 7, 2006 18:48:13 GMT -5
CNN.com broke news that pop star Britney Spears filed for a divorce from her husband, Kevin Federline earlier today. Spears citied in the divorce papers "irreconcilable differences" and asked for legal and physical custody of their two children.
A number of Hollywood gossip websites have been reporting that Spears and her children have been staying at a Los Angeles hotel for the past several days. According to the websites, Spears left after Federline went into a rage destroying property when she laughed at a tape of his recent WWE appearances.
Federline has been appearing regularly on WWE television including an appearance at Cyber Sunday this past weekend and last night’s RAW.
Federline and Spears married in 2004 after dating for six months.
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Post by Trent Lawless on Nov 7, 2006 19:04:41 GMT -5
The word "schadenfreude" doesn't begin to cover it.
Hey, he got what he wanted.
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Post by WTIC on Nov 7, 2006 19:23:06 GMT -5
AN OPEN LETTER TO MS BRITNEY SPEARS:
Hi! Welcome to the COTG Boards! Let me just say now that you are gonna be single, I would like to be the first one here on these Boards to make a pass at you, Ms. Spears! Not that I am a fan, but I can guaran-dam-tee that you've never been with someone like me before: I would treat you right, buy you stuff (or you buy ME stuff, even better), treat your kids right, not ask for money all the time (just PART of the time), throw away my Christina Aguilera collection, and only play COTG SOME of the time (gimme something better to do, hehehe).
I own my own computer, which I will let you use (sometimes). We can watch whatever you wanna watch on TV (except when wrestling or Inuyasha is on). You can introduce me to Rachael Leigh Cook, Christina Applegate, Drew Barrymore, and Alicia Silverstone, and we can laugh at K-Fed all you want, okay?
And you can sing to me and gimme massages all you want! You know, I don't mind being known as "Mr. Britney Spears" at all!
At least, think it over...
Eagerly All Yours,
WTIC Promoter [/left] |
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Post by JimSteel on Nov 7, 2006 19:27:01 GMT -5
LOL Your to late. She will be mine all mine. Ok maybe I will share  |
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Post by WTIC on Nov 7, 2006 19:47:58 GMT -5
LOL Your to late. She will be mine all mine. Ok maybe I will share
If that's not okay, then I will have her at night, and you can have her during the day. LOL!
No? Actually, I would share Britney, but not Rachael Leigh or Christina Applegate. |
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Post by blueraider1 on Nov 7, 2006 19:50:34 GMT -5
can i have her on the weekend or holidays?  |
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Post by WTIC on Nov 7, 2006 19:53:19 GMT -5
On weekends, okay. I want to spend Christmas with her though.
You can have all her look-alikes, if you want.
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Post by Trent Lawless on Nov 7, 2006 20:08:34 GMT -5
At this point, isn't she just terribly sloppy seconds?
K-Fed? Ewww.
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Post by theace4ever on Nov 7, 2006 20:09:02 GMT -5
At this point, isn't she just terribly sloppy seconds? K-Fed? Ewww. post of the night! |
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Post by Knapik on Nov 7, 2006 21:24:42 GMT -5
"terribly" haha
Also... Fred Durst was there. And no telling who else. Yuck.
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Post by moparpaul on Nov 7, 2006 21:33:10 GMT -5
Wow. I'm just totally shocked by this news. First Tommy and Pamela. Then Heather and Richie. Now this?
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Post by thefamoustommyz on Nov 7, 2006 22:33:40 GMT -5
I still haven't recovered from Nick and Jessica...=(
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Post by Splattercat on Nov 7, 2006 22:39:33 GMT -5
You know, I mentioned something along the lines of WWE being the end of their marriage...I don't know if it is, and not saying such...But still, anyone else see some exploitation in the future..?
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Post by traviz on Nov 7, 2006 22:44:30 GMT -5
"terribly" haha Also... Fred Durst was there. And no telling who else. Yuck. You guys can say what you will....because I'm so loyal to the community here, I will jump on that granade for you guys. |
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Post by Splattercat on Nov 7, 2006 22:50:34 GMT -5
Thanks Traviz...You're a Hero among men...I was glad to have known you... |
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Post by gwffantrav on Nov 8, 2006 0:47:59 GMT -5
I admit I would take sloppy seconds from Jessica Simpson any day!! lol
WTIC...thanks for the laugh of the night!
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Post by GalactiKing on Nov 8, 2006 7:49:50 GMT -5
next will be how long will J-Lo's marriage last.
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Post by Splattercat on Nov 8, 2006 10:07:42 GMT -5
Soo....Update...
Just read what Moron is getting from the Divorce: $30,000 USD per month for a year, PLUS, half of what the sell their multi-million dollar Malibu mansion for (I believe the going price was 6 million, but i'd have to look it up)...
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I just looked it up...12 million...
I think I'm going to go hurl....
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Post by Trent Lawless on Nov 8, 2006 11:00:35 GMT -5
I said it earlier... Hey, he got what he wanted. Save some room for me next to you at the puke bucket. |
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Post by Chris Ingersoll on Nov 8, 2006 11:10:28 GMT -5
OMG. As hilarious as this thread has been, I don't think anything can top the Google Ads on the bottom of the page right now: "Sloppy Seconds Jessica Simpson Free Jessica Simpson Latest Jessica Simpson Xbox"  Is anyone brave enough to click on that "Sloppy Seconds" ad link (if you see it)? I admit that I am not.  |
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