Things I'd have done in Star Wars (or....)

[kaz]

(or... if I were a jedi.) What would you have done, had you been involved in the Star Wars Saga, if you could use the force?

For me, keep in mind, I don't fight fair...

When fighting Darth Vader or other random jedi:

1: I'd have used the force to get inside him and just start unplugging random connections. Eventually you'll get something important.

2: I'd have started pushing random buttons on his control panel until I hit the one that says "fill suit with water" he hates that. Also, one of them might have been a self destruct, you never know. What are all those buttons for anyway? XM radio?

3: Two words: Force Wedgie....

4: Force choke... and I'm not talking about choking someone's throat...

5: Patented Roddy Piper poke to the eyes... The three stooges would have nothing on me.

6: If I were Vader, and luke had jumped off the platform (in ESB) I'd have just grabbed him with the force and hauled him back up... and said, "ah-ah...where do you think you were going?"

7: Had I been Anakin, I'd have had Amadila in the sack in just under three minutes... Weak willed individuals and all... (waves hand: "you will follow me to my room...."

I think that's all I have for now... What do you have?

[pikemojo]

You definitely would have been on the dark side.
How about in a lightsaber duel, pushing the button on their lightsaber to make it power down. How annoying would that be to have to keep pushing that button.

[kaz]

pikemojo said:

You definitely would have been on the dark side.
How about in a lightsaber duel, pushing the button on their lightsaber to make it power down. How annoying would that be to have to keep pushing that button.

DAMN IT!! KNOCK IT OFF!!

hehehe.

Thats a good one.

[gwffantrav]

I would have used my Force power to crush Lucas, telling him he's the most over hyped guy in the movie industry and that his last three sucked the big ones (Sith wasn't bad, but it wasn't great either).

I would use my Jedi mind trick to tell him you don't need fancy effects to tell a good story. The first 3 were great, but they didn't rely on CGI. George, get off of CGI's nuts man!!

Another reason why technology kinda stinks on some parts. Can any horror movie beat halloween!?!? But it barely had gore. Nowadays, like Sci-Fi with CGI, horror movies think they have to have gallons of blood to be scary. Same premise....

I love your number 7 also kaz! I'd also use it when Leia was dressed as a Slave girl!!! Mom and daughter...

[offspring515]

So it seems that masturbation, date rape and incestual 3 ways are really important to the potential jedi at this site.

[thefamoustommyz]

After rewatched Episodes I & II, I think they're judged too harshly...and Ep. III was pretty darn good to me, anyway...

Just saying...=P

[nelson]

go to a bar and get free drinks from other people.

neil

[pikemojo]

None of the Star Wars movies are that great. They need to be viewed knowing that fact and you will have no problem enjoying them. I personally really liked ep. III and I. II was just so so to me. The original trilogy was about the same. I like A New Hope and Return of the Jedi but didn't like Empire Strikes Back near as much.

[Shon Maxx]

The Force-switch to deactivate lightsabers trick was used in the books so I guess dark minds think alike.

As far as Anakin and Padme, well I won't go into too much detail, but has anyone seen Bruce Almighty? Remember what he did to his girlfriend when she was in the bathroom?

If I were a Jedi flying a fighter, I'd attach lasers on the back and use my sensory abilities to blast foes chasing me. I don't know why no one in the movies thought of that!

Take care,

Jay

[Omen]

I wonder how you would work jedi powers in GOTG cards? Just think what I could do to Endgame that tinplated pansy. or Phantasy WOW . Zero G romance

[Shon Maxx]

Good thought, Frank...my only problem is figuring out whose backside to "Force-fully" shove that Alpha Stone...Alpha Force's or Chaos'.

Granted even a slight suggestion could do wonders for real life. "Hey Vince...you will push This wrestler..."

Jay