w3 wrestling

[Werner Mueck]

Commander Sam in Dubya3? Is this going to be a visit or a more permanent thing. Also, Busta Capp got eliminated early, that's strange. Pillchard is usually eliminated early in battle royals. What kind of battle royal system/rules do you use?

[blueraider1]

its just a visit.i just used pin falls or out of the ring for mine.i also do the match one on one style.

[blueraider1]

coming up next card

triple threat match

the return of the vixie chicks

undercover alien interviews pillchard

pillchard says"dont you dare miss this or i bite your leg.

plus round one of the ladys tourney.

[blueraider1]

w3/ earths first wrestling card 4

(the show open in phineus t phatbacks office.)

ptp"i cant believe whats going on tonight.most of my wrestlers are out because of this damn flu virus.whats a guy to do?

(the door opens and in walks phatbacks aide .)

aide"hey boss heres your mail."

ptp(looking through mail.)ok lets see bill,bill,bill oh this looks interesting a flyer from that new fed.earths 1 wrestling whats this they are in town tonight.maybe this might be my answer to the problem."

(ptp picks up his cellphone and dials information.)

ptp"hello do you have the number for the earths first wrestling fed?you do thanks.(hangs up phone.)now to call them.(dials number.)

voice"earths first wrestling.may i help you?

ptp"i'm the owner of the w3 fed.can i talk to your boss?"

voice"one moment please."

javier zuniga"hello oh greetings phineus whats up?.you need some wrestlers to fill out your card?why sure i'll send over a few if i get a share of what you take in.

(switch to locker room.in walks phineus t phatback.)

ptp(to wrestlers)"ok guys i've got some guys to wrestle with you.so go put on a great show."

matches

1.moses hardcase(e1w) submitted to wacky kabuki(w3) via final performance

2.adam blast(e1w) was pinned by salacious rex(w3)

3.monkey chan(w3) was pinned by manslaughter(efw)

4.sturgis khan(w3) was pinned by richard studd(e1w)

5.abe lincoln x(w3) over considino(e1w) by dq

6.tiny terrible (e1w) was pinned by oog(w3)

7.baron samedi(e1w) made buddy hotpants(w3) submit via crossroads

8.lil torquemada(w3) pinned shardik(e1w)

(after the show phineas t phatback met with javier zungia.)

ptp"ok heres your share of tonights take.thanks for helping me out."

jz"anytime man maybe you can return the favor someday."

(phineas and javier shake hands)

(fade to black)

[theace4ever]

interesting card seeing W3 vs. the E1W guys...cool stuff

[blueraider1]

thanks ace just trying them out .

[blueraider1]

ic tourney card 5

1.inbred red lost to bustacapp by dq

2.shitake jr submitted to frankenpuss via franken hammers

3.marcus membrane pinned morgloth/mo

4.johnny satan over hard corpse by dq

5.amish robot made chalupacabra via amish clamps

6.salacious rex pinned koala bruce

7.octopus johnson submitted to wacky kabuki via final performance

8.flex manley made monkey chan submit via man hug

9.sturgis khan lost to buddy hot pants by dq

10.pillchard made torquemmada submit via pug buster

11.abe lincoln x made mar far jinx submit via emancipation devastation

12.lachucaracha grande was pinned by oog

round 2

1.marcus membrane submitted to johnny satan via bealze bomb

2.busta capp was pinned by amish robot

3.salacious rex was pinned by abe lincoln x

4.pillchard made wacky kabuki submit via pug buster

5.franken puss made buddy hotpants submit via franken hammer

6.flex manley and oog were both dqed after they both brought weapons into the ring

round 3

1.franken puss made pillchard submit via franken hammer

2.franken puss pinned amish robot

3.franken puss was pinned by abe lincoln x

4.johnny satan made abe lincoln x submit via vile driver

johnny satan is the w3 ic champion

[blueraider2]

W3 card 6

The opens with Phineus t Phatback in the ring.

P.P"ladies and gentlemen welcome to the W3 fed.i'm Phineus t Phatback and i'll be your host for the evening.tonight 's show will be a run of the mill one.thats right no title defenses tonight.so lets go forth with the show shall we ?


matches

Inbred Red pinned Hardcorpse after a susprising sunset flip and cover by Inbred Red.

Shiitake jr. submitted to Koala Bruce via the aussie death grip

Capt Bootilicious pinned Fifi D'assele

Rhinestone Cowgirl pinned Chalupacabra

Sturgis Khan lost by dq to oog after Khan tryed to choke Oog with a motorcycle chain.

Wacky Kabuki pinned Monkey Chan after a final performance by Kabuki.

Buddy Hotpants pinned Lil Torquemada

Octopus Johnson over Pillchard by countout after Johnson used a piledriver on Pillchard outside of the ring.

Morgloth/MO submitted to Amish robot via the Amish clamp

LAcucaracha Grande over Marcus Membrane by dq

[WTIC]

All right, Neily! Keep those feds and dice rolling!

[Knapik]

C'mon neil, get with it!

[blueraider2]

W3 card 7

1.Kween squatfish cookiepuss lost to Fifi a'aisselle by dq

2.Abe Lincoln x pinned Mar Far Jinx

3.Johnny Satan lost by dq to Hard Corpse after a brass knuckle noogie by Hard Corpse was seen by the ref.

4.Flex Manley pinned Inbred Red after a flex appeal by Manley.

5.Busta Capp pinned Chalupacabra after a gta splat

6.Koala Bruce made Shittake jr.submit via a thumb to the throat

7.Rhinestone Cowgirl pinned Capt Bootilicious

8.Salacious rex lost by dq to Monkey Chan

9.Sturgis Khan pinned Lil Torguemada

10.Franken Puss was pinned by Buddy Hotpants after a sunset flip by Hotpants.

[blueraider2]

W3 card 8

1.Octopus Johnson made Pillchard submit via a iron octopus hold.

2.Wacky Kabuki pinned La Cucaracha Grande.

3.Boston Terror(debut) was pinned by Tabooli after a Taffy pull.

4.Marcus Membrane submitted to Gamma Granny(debut) via the Granny Knot.

5.Morgoloth/Mo over Dung Beetle Bailey by countout.

6.Oog lost by pinfall to Amish Robot.

[Aquinas]

Amish Robot might be one of the best names I've heard in a long time.

[darkrider]

Due to unpopular demand A W3 show is in the works.