w3 wrestling

[blueraider1]

w3 wrestling card 1

(the show opens with undercover alien in the ring.)

Undercover alien"ladies and gentlemen welcome to the first show of w3 wrestling.to help celebrate the first night of our show.please welcome the vixie chicks."

(the audience looks towards the stage as bright pyro goes off around.when the pyro ends.three simliar looking girls are shown on stage as the spotlight hits the stage.)

vanessa vixie"greetings my name is vanessa vixie."

valerie vixie"my name is valerie vixie

vanna"my name is vanna vixie."

all together"and we are the vixie chicks."

vanessa"we will now play 5 songs now and 5 songs at intermission.so lets rock this joint whoo."

(the vixie chicks play for half a hour.then the matches start.)

matches

1.buddy hot pants pinned lil torquemada

2.abe lincoln x made morgoloth submit via double or nothing after mo took control of the body.

3.salacious rex and sturgis khan were both dq'ed after they brought chairs into the ring and strated beat each other with them.

4.wacky kabuki lost to amish robot by dq

5.mona mammeries was pinned by suzy succubus

6.octopus johnson made hard corpse submit via the octopus hold

7.wild beaver was pinned by wild thang

8.monkey chan made kolala bruce submit via chipansteiner

intermission
(the vixen chicks finished their concert.)

9.oog submitted to lacucracacha via the lacucaracha plancha

10.franken puss submitted to marcus membrane

11.mar far jinx was pinned by chalupacabra

(crush came out to ringside before his match.)

crush"i was sent here by my former boss mr.neilybob to "scout out this section of space.yeah right he just wanted to get rid of me is all.heres what i think of him."

(crush takes off his a.c.e shirt and puts it on a spotlight.it starts to smolder and burn while on the spotlight.crush heads for the ring.)

12.inbred red pinned crush

13.flex manley was pinned by anthony griffen

14.busta capp made rowdy rueben submit via the ghetto guillotine

15.pillchard made al-gator submit via the pug buster

16.johnny satan made shiitake jr submit via the piledriver

(fade to black)

[theace4ever]

cool stuff Neil...I think it's official, you run more feds than I do lol

[Werner Mueck]

I think Mona ought to intruduce the Vixen Chicks to "Thanks for the Mammeries". The three strongest guys in the fed lost, Morgoloth, Flex, and Frankenpuss. Might need a triple threat to earn back some of their lost momentum. Did Mar Far manage to fall out of the ring this card? One thing I noticed, did ALX reverse Morgoloth's finisher (Double or Nothing is Morgoloth's finisher). It's pretty cool to see somebody else use practically your whole set in a card. Thanks, neilybob.

[rockajabroney]

THE VIXIE CHICKS! lmao! Now that's gotta be one of the funniest things I've read, next to the FOUR FROGMEN! Great stuff Neilybob! Good card all around!

Keep it rollin!
Rayd

[blueraider1]

THANKS GUYS

1.good idea

2.no

3.no

4.glad you liked the card werner .

coming up next card its lethal lottery time.

[KethVale]

Neil cool card, cool to see Werners guys get some prime time exposure :-)
Also loved seeing Wild Thang and Suzy Succubus win, they are two of my favs of Werner's.

[blueraider1]

w3 card 2

(the show opens with undercover alien and the comissioner in the ring.)

undercover alien"welcome to the show folks.i'm here with the comissioner of w3.mr comissioner when will we see a champion for w3?"

w3comissioner"very soon undercover alien just have to work out a few details is all."

undercover alien"such as ?"

comissioner"seeing if we can get the vixie chicks to do the show and finding a permanet home for w3."

undercover alien"isnt pro wrestling suppose to be a on the road deal?"

comissioner"of course but we need a home base for the offices and such."

undercover alien"will the vixie chicks be here tonight?"

comissioner"sadly no they had a concert somewhere else tonight."

undercover alien"will more wrestlers be signed to w3?"

comissioner"no not now maybe down the road."

undercover alien"thats all for the interview.lets go to ringside shall we?"

MATCHES lethal lottery

1.the team of morgloth/mo/lil torquemoda beat the team of abe lincoln x/sturgis khan

2.the team of octopus johnson/salacious rex beat the team of wacky kabuki/koala bruce

3.the team of amish robot/oog beat the team of buddy hot pants/monkey chan

4.the team of mona mammeries/wild thang lost to the team of eager beaver/suzy succubus

5.the team of hard corpse/mar far jinx lost to the team of franken puss/lacucaracha grande

6.the team of inbred red/chalpupacabra beat the of al-gator/flex manley

7.the team of anthony griffen/marcus membrane beat the team of pillchard/crush

8.the team of johnny satan/rowdy rueben lost to the team of busta capp/shiitake jr

[theace4ever]

cool stuff neil...lethal lottery events are always awesome in my book

[blueraider1]

will do the championship tourney sometime after thursday because of the ace tourney.

[theace4ever]

blueraider1 said:

will do the championship tourney sometime after thursday because of the ace tourney.

man, gonna make us wait...this is almost like when Raw used to get pre-empted by those damn dog shows ;D

[blueraider1]

only i'm using the ace tourney as a excuse.i could do a bootleg fed card if you want.

[theace4ever]

blueraider1 said:

only i'm using the ace tourney as a excuse.i could do a bootleg fed card if you want.

no prob neil...just givin you a hard time ;D

[blueraider1]

i know now i'll do two bootleg cards.

[theace4ever]

why not do 3?

[blueraider1]

dont push it

[theace4ever]

blueraider1 said:

dont push it

c'mon...I know you can do 4 or more... you have like 10 feds. I have faith in you neil! ;D

[blueraider1]

only 10 ?

[theace4ever]

blueraider1 said:

only 10 ?

just how many feds do you run neil???

[blueraider1]

coming soon card 3 a battle royal to determine the champ.

pillchard says"dont you dare miss it or i'll bite your leg."

[blueraider1]

w3 card 3 quest for the championship belt battle royal

(the show opens with undercover alien and a familiar face on the ramp.)

undercover alien"good evening ladies and gentlemen welcome to the w3.tonight my special guest is none other that gwf legend commander sam.welcome to the w3 commander sam."

commander sam"thanks undercover alien its great to be where the action and the fans are.i'm just passing through this sector and decided to check out the w3 fed.from what i've seen it looks to be a great federation."

undercover alien"what a great compliment from a true legend in the wrestling world.so lets get the show started .commander sam will you join me at ringside tonight?"

commander sam"lead on my boy."

BATTLE ROYAL

crush by busta capp

busta capp by marcus membrane

marcus membrane by anthony griffen

anthony griffen by johnny satan

inbred red by johnny satan

al-gator by johnny satan

pillchard by johnny satan

shitake jr by johnny satan

franken puss by johnny satan

johnny satan by flex manly

flex manley by hard corpse

hard corpse by oog

chalupababra by oog

oog by amish robot

amish robot by rowdy rueben

buddy hotpants by rowdy rueben

rowdy rueben by monkey chan

monkey chan by wacki kabuki

wacky kabuki by octopus johnson

sturgis khan by octopus johnson

abe lincoln x by octopus johnson

octopus johnson by morgoloth/mo

mar far jinx by morgoloth/mo

lacuarache grande by morgoloth/mo

fusion by morgoloth/mo

morgoloth/mo by lurk

lurk by son of m83

son of m83 by fade

fade by exterminator

seven by exterminator

koala bruce by exterminator

lil' torguemada by exterminator

salacious rex by exterminator

(exterminator motioned for the house mic.)

exterminator"i'll take on anybody for the championship belt anybody?

(commander sam stands up.)

commander sam"how about me?"

exterminator"no offense grandpa but iwant somebody younger."

commander sam"who you calling grandpa punk? i canstill whip a punk like you anyday."

exterminator"ok pops but if you get hurt its not my fault."

commander sam"just watch who you call pops sonny."

(commander sam got in the ring and beat exterminator 3 moves later.exterminator got on the ring apron and they had a staredown.then five minutes later exterminator held up his hand to commander sam who then shook it.the ref handed the belt ot commander sam who gave it to exterminator.)

(fade to black)