OHL V 2.0
Dec 14, 2007 11:12:08 GMT -5
Post by DMK II on Dec 14, 2007 11:12:08 GMT -5
In 2005 I took a year and half break from playing COTG, and in that absence I neglected my bootleg fed the oHL. I later attempted to return to the dice rolling, but could never get the OHL back on track. But thanks to Aaron and his efforts with COTG desktop, I'm picking up my bootleg fed once again, right where I left off in 2005. So, without further addiu, welcome to my world of violence and bloodshed. If there are any questions as to how I got to where I am, throw em at me and I'll do my best to answer them and fill in any holes left by the fact that I am already posting card 52 without any previous results.
(OHL 52)
The camera fades in on a dirty wooden table. Empty beer cans and stale cigarette butts litter the surface. The camera begins to pan back to reveal Scorpio sitting in front of the table, drinking a beer and smoking a cigarette. Scorpio notices the camera and quickly finishes the beer and tosses it aside. Scorpio stares into the camera wild eyed and takes a long drag off the cigarette. Scorpio begins to speak as large puffs of smoke billow out of his mouth.
Scorpio : Everyone’s watching. Waitin’ to see what we’re gonna do next. We’ve got the entire galaxy runnin scared, especially the USFP and the GWF. We’re challenging the establishment. We’re breaking down walls and barriers, and the old guard like Omega don’t like it. Fearful that he might be compared to Cordanus, Omega, instead of coming out and publicly admonishing us and using the USFP to force us to close our doors, pulls some bulls**t. Says we’re breakin laws, says we’re polluting today’s youth. But anybody with one good eye can tell, Omega is just as big of a fascist as that prick Cordanus. He’s scared of us…scared of what we might do to his beloved sport. Scared we’re getting’ too big. Scared his baby the Gwf might have some real competition on their hands. Omega wants a monopoly, he doesn’t want competition. So he uses his pull in the USFP to spread propaganda and get our TV deal revoked, hopin….prayin….that without the aid of a TV contract we’d collapse under our own weight. But here we are, stronger than ever…MORE UNITED THEN EVER BEFORE! AND ticked! Yeah, that’s right old man…we’re ticked and back on TV! YOU CAN’T F**KING KILL HARDCORE WRESTLING! IT’S NOT SOME darn GIMMICK…no, not for us….for us….IT’S LIFE!!!!!!! It’s down and dirty, raw, and clean to the f**kin bone! Go ahead Omega, force us to put some kinda warning at the beginning of our shows, limit admission..it doesn’t matter. They’re still gonna come, pack themselves one on top of another in Deimos olympic auditorium. Chanting and sweating…just waiting to see the best wrestling show in the entire galaxy!!! If you thought what we were doing before was bad, well then you f**kers ain’t seen nothing yet! ROLL THE INTRO!
Light this City’s “Like Every Song is Our Last” plays as the intro to the show. A montage of OHL events leading up to this point are sown, including all the action from Earth Tour 2122. The opening comes to a close in it’s usual manner with a bloody and burnt Tenzan Sasaki staring into the camera and holding up his forearm, showing how the barbed-wire has been branded into his flesh.
The camera fades in on Biff Spaceballs and Kanazawa. Zawa’s right arm is still in a heavy cast following Icon’s attack in their match at the Let It Bleed PPV.
Biff : Listen up Icon. Zawa, the one man suicide machine, he ain‘t goin‘ nowhere! He’s still got his eyes on you daddy. Still looking for payback after what you did to him at Let it Bleed. The crazy man of professional wrestling has you in his crosshairs….and he never misses! Heat?! Zawa didn‘t need none before…but now he‘s got enough for the both of you. It ain‘t a question of if no more Icon…it‘s just a question of when. The stakes have never been higher, and Zawa is willing to put it all on the line from his old stomping ground. That‘s right…the barbed-wire casino in the far eastern quadrant of the galaxy. This company has an annual Pay Per View coming up from that space station in a little over a month. Whats it called again?? Help me out daddy-o!(Zawa stares down Biff and Biff smiles and nods in response) That’s right! The Far Eastern Showdown! (to Zawa) Thanks. Talk to whoever you gotta, run it by your sleaze ball manager Hot Shot if you have to, because Zawa wants a match at that show. AND HE AIN’T TAKIN NO FOR AN ANSWER! (Zawa nudges Biff) Oh yeah, and Zawa wants me to let you know…paybacks…ARE A B**CH!
Cut back to ringside. Simon has already taken his place in the broadcast area and is ready to call the show.
Simon : It appears Icon has opened up Pandora‘s box. Icon has decimated nearly the entire locker room these past few months in his quest to solidify his place in the OHL and become a 3-time Triple Crown Champion. But he may just have crossed paths with the one man who isn’t afraid of him. The one man willing to take it all the way and never look back….KANAZAWA! This hot new feud is already boiling over and we’re still a month and a half away from our next Pay Per View event, THE FAR EASTERN SHOWDOWN IV! Tonight, we’re celebrating out Earth Tour finale from the very historic Madison Square Garden. We’ve got a huge show on tape for you tonight, including Scorpio finally getting his Let it Bleed rematch against Triple Crown Champion Ken “The Ace” West! Should be one hell of a main event.
1.Angelo “Tiger” Santoro was successful in his OHL debut, beating Rush (w/Ace West) with an impressive tiger suplex hold.
Ace West tried to run interference but Scorpio ran out from the back to even the odds, allowing Santoro all the opportunity he needed to get the pin. In a rage, Rush attacked the young Santoro after the match, planting him with WALL OF PAIN. Rush looked to do more damage, but was driven away by Scorpio and his trusty barbed-wire wrapped Singapore cane. Rush guaranteed payback before the night was through.
2.Maximo over Redstar and Fenom in a cruiserweight 3-Way Dance.
Fast paced battle that saw Maximo dominate most of the way. Redstar and Fenom, both former cruiserweight champs didn’t put up much of a fight, save for a few brief, but effective offensive flurries. Fenom was first eliminated via CIRCUS MAXIMUS, and several minutes later Redstar followed suit via Onion Buster.
3.OUTLAW Cruiserweight Champion, Enigma beat Bad Blood (w/ Rev Black) with an ENIGMA SUICIDA into the 3rd row to retain his title.
Blood made his bid to win back the cruiserweight strap, but even with interference from Reverend Black at ringside was unable to do so as Enigma simply outwrestled the former 4 time cruiserweight champ.
4.Young Lions beat OUTLAW Tag Champions, Hatebreed in the much anticipated Tag Team Stretcher Match to win the titles.
This marathon of a match turned out to be the best of the night as both teams used big time spots to try and incapacitate their opponents. Chris Champion was the first wrestler eliminated after being hit with a fisherman’s buster off the ring apron through a table bridged between the apron and guardrail. This left Legacy all alone in the ring to fend for himself. Despite the overwhelming odds, Legacy rallied, using his body as a weapon, throwing himself all over the ring in a desperate attempt to win the match. The strategy paid off as Legacy was able to knock out Ace Gold with the Trend Setter and send him to the back on a stretcher. With the odds evened up, a one on one war got underway. Punk grounded Legacy, using stiff moves to bust open the protégé of Sammael. But Legacy countered with his awesome aerial assault and eventually pulled the tide of the match into his favor. Punk gained a brief advantage at the end and tried to lock Legacy in the STRAIGHTEDGE, but Legacy reversed out of it into AGONY SCENE!!! Punk actually seemed to pass out, and was easily stretchered off to the back.
Cut to the back, Hot Shot and Icon are in the middle of a heated discussion.
Hot Shot : What are you worried about Big Guy?! You afraid of that walking mime Zawa and his loudmouth manager Biff?! I told ya, there ain’t nothing to worry about. Nothin to be…
Icon : (interrupting Matua) Shut up Hot Shot! Take a good long hard look at that f**k’s broken arm and you tell me if I’m scared or not! If he wants a rematch at Far Eastern Showdown, fine, it’s right up my alley! At Let it Bleed I didn’t get to finish the job. But you can be damn sure that next time…I’LL GO ALL THE F**KIN WAY!
Hot Shot : Then whats up? You still worried about the gold? Hey..like I said, the Ace is keeping it nice and warm for ya.
Icon : I don’t trust em. Not to mention he’s got that drunk still gunning for him. That brain dead monster he leads around on a leash couldn’t get the job done..couldn’t put Scorpio away. He’s still a problem…a big problem.
Hot Shot : I’ve got it all taken care of Ike. Leave it up to me…
OHL Commissioner Adam Blast comes charging up interrupting the conversation.
Blast : (resting his Singapore cane on Matua’s shoulder) What the hell are you doing Matua!?! Do you realize your scheduled in the next match!?!? You should be out there already!
Matua looks at Blast confused.
Blast : Don’t tell me you don’t know your scheduled to wrestle tonight?!?! Jesus H. Christ! This is like running a darn zoo around here. Well..?! What the hell are you staring at?!?! You can talk to your boyfriend after the match. Get the hell out there Hot Shot!!!!
Cut back to ringside as “Heaven’s on Fire” is playing over the PA.
5.The Redeemer beat “Hot Shot” Jimmy Matua (w/Crystal) via interference by Kanazawa and Biff Spaceballs.
Matua hits the HOT SHOT DROP on Redeemer some 12 minutes into the match and goes in for the cover when Biff comes running out, blowing his whistle like a madman, completely distracting Matua. The ref runs over to stop Biff from entering the ring, allowing Kanazawa to sneak out and clobber Matua with the heavy cast wrapped around his right arm. When the ref finally turns back around, Zawa has laid Redeemer out over Matua for the 3-count!
Simon : Son of a dog! Biff and Zawa just screwed the Hot Shot! Wait..they’re not done yet. OH BOY!
Zawa and Biff are in the ring after the bell, hauling Matua up. Zawa pulls a chain out from his boot and wraps it liberally around Matua’s neck until it’s choking him, leaving the Hot Shot coughing and hacking for air.
Biff : Hey Ike…we got your boy Hot Shot. Come on out! We’ve got business….BIG GUY! HAHAHAHAHA!
Zawa tightens the grip on the chain and Matua begins to turn blue and go limp. Finally “The Meaning of Life” cues up over the PA. Icon stands on the ramp assessing the situation, then makes a b-line towards the ring. Biff dives out and Zawa releases Matua from the chain, allowing him to slump over onto the mat. Icon hit’s the ring full steam, running straight in Zawa and a big leg lariat! Zawa and Icon brawl in the ring to huge pops from the fans until Blast and security flood ringside. Security hit’s the ring and separates the two as Blast look on, ready to blow his top.
Blast : G**DAMN! Listen….it’s more than obvious you two are ready to kill each other. And I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t take advantage of the opportunity. So you two..the Far Eastern Showdown…BOOK IT! NOW GET THEM THE HELL OUT OF MY RING before I come in there and cane them my damn self!
Simon : I wonder what he… Holy s**t! Cut to the balcony area…cut to the balcony area!!!
The camera cuts to the balcony area just above the entrance ramp where security is struggling with Icon and Kanazawa. The Redeemer has emerged through a sea of fans and stands directly at the edge of the balcony, some 15 feet above them.
Simon : Is the Redeemer gonna….dive?!?! What the hell is doing…what the hell is he thinking?
!!! THERE HE GOES!!!!! SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!
The Redeemer leaps off the balcony with a perfect somersault splash as the fans chant “He’s Hardcore”. Redeemer lands square on top of the pile of bodies, sending security flying everywhere!!!!! Chants echo through out the Garden and Simon is left completely inaudible. The scene is one of total devastation. The Redeemer is buried under a pile of security guards with Icon and Kanazawa strewn out somewhere in the first row amongst the fans.
Simon : That was just…insane. (into the headset) What? They’re ready? Ok..ok..lets go to the back while this mess at ringside gets sorted out. Good grief….
Cut to the back. Rage and Ruin are preparing for the next match. Rage turns to the camera, grins, then completely goes off.
Rage : Wolfen..you Andromeda dog!!!! On Aethra you’d be put to death….you and your entire f**kin race. We’ve beaten you, shaved you….humiliated you…covered you in the very blood that gives you life! But yet…you keep coming. All that means is me and Ruin here haven’t gone far enough yet. Haven’t beaten the lesson deep enough into you. As long as you still breath…we’re enemies! And you Sasaki…the King of Death, sitting atop his throne of hardcore. Your career has been full of blood and barbed-wire, pain and punishment! But when you interjected yourself in our business, when you took sides with the Andromedans, you made the biggest f**king mistake of your life! We play for keeps son, and in our wake, lays a trail of broken bodies and tag teams. At Let it Bleed..you won the battle…but this war, is just beginning. Tonight… you and the fleabag Wolfen step into the ring with us, the undisputed greatest tag team ever to step into a ring. There will be nowhere to run..nowhere the hide! If you value your career and your health..step out now..why risk your neck for some f**king vermin? Your brother is out of the picture. There’s now no reason to go on with this…this lunacy. This is your last chance Sasaki, heed my warning, because if you challenge us again, your next stop will be in the history books, as another career the Aethran Outcasts have ended!
Rage violently grabs the camera and tosses it to the floor. Static follows. Cut back to ringside :
6.The Aethran Outcasts beat Wolfen and Tenzan Sasaki in a bloody Double Dog Collar Match when Sasaki fells victim to a Whiskey Shot Fireball!
Wild match as was expected as all 4 men beat the living hell out of one another. The bout saw many foreign objects used, including steel chairs, tables, a section of guardrail, and even a massive coil of barbed-wire which Sasaki personally brought to the ring. After over 15 minutes of fighting the match saw it’s conclusion when The Outcasts tied Sasaki to one of the turnbuckles with the length of the heavy steel chain and brutally attacked a helpless Wolfen while Sasaki watched and struggled to break free. After hitting a nasty looking stuff box piledriver on Wolfen onto the section of guardrail, Rage and Ruin turned their attention to Sasaki, and finished off the vulnerable King of Death with a whiskey shot fireball to the exposed face!!!! Paramedics had to be called out to carry both Wolfen and Sasaki to the back.
The show cuts to a promo for the next OHL PPV event, The Far Eastern Showdown IV. When we come back from the promo, “Heard it on the X” is playing over the PA and TV champion Justin Sane is in the ring with his goons, Dalton Storm, Pandora, and One Man Army.
Sane : For the past 3 weeks now, I’ve got this clown dressed up like the Code Enforcer running around, showing up after matches, interfering in my matches, trying to cost me the TV title! I worked too damn hard to be sideswiped by some 2nd rate ham an egger that Omega plucked off the street and put in a costume! I’m not afraid of Omega or the USFP…and I’m not afraid of his hired gun. I know you sent him Omega…I know you sent him after my title. Well..tonight, right here on Earth, you can’t stop me from wrestling. You can’t. I know I’m not scheduled to wrestle tonight…Omega and the USFP has the big boss with his tail between his legs. So I’ll make it easy for him. Galactic law is void here on Earth…so bring out my hand picked opponent!
The house lights drop and Cycle Hog comes out from the back dressed as Omega!
Simon : Are you serious?!?! Sane has Cycle Hog out here strutting around in an Omega costume. A cheap one at that! Good lord….that ain’t right, I think I can see his….uh..never mind!
Hog hit’s the ring and mocks Omega as Sane and company laugh it up. Finally Hog moves in and goes for a sloppy looking TOMAHAWK THRUST, but Sane shrugs it off and hit’s a big caneshot, dropping “Omega” to the mat in a mess of flab and loin cloth. Sane puts one foot on the chest in a cocky pinning position and Storm makes the count 1.…2.…3!!! Sane is victorious. The celebration is brief however as the house lights drop and “Twist of Cain” fires up!!! A wall of flames erupts on the entrance way and Sane looks on in surprise. Sammael steps through the fire to a massive pop, wearing a vintage Thantos “Evil Gamemaster” t-shirt. A ref follows Sammael out and it looks like Sane has got his match! Storm, OMA and Pandora clear out as Sammael enters the ring.
Simon : I’m being told in my headset that this is an official match and Sane’s belt is indeed on the line!
7.TV Champion, Justin Sane (w/Dalton Storm, OMA, Cycle Hog, and Pandora) retained his title over Sammael in an amazing match that nearly went the distance.
Sammael looked to have the match in his favor when interference from Storm swung things back in the champs corner. Both men hit their respective finishers multiple times and traded many near falls. Finally Sane was able to get the upper hand after surprising Sammy with an Insane Caneshot followed by a Top Rope THAT’S INSANE which led to the pinfall.
After the match the Code Enforcer appears on the balcony and points his crowbar directly as Justin Sane Sane looks on and challenges him to come down to the ring and fight him. After several moments of posturing, the Code Enforcer disappears back into the sea of fans.
Simon : This Code Enforcer is playing mind games with Sane in an attempt, I guess, to lure him into a match with him for the TV title. If Omega did indeed send this masked vigilante to the OHL to take Sane’s Title away and punish him for his acts at Let it Bleed, then it will certainly be interesting to see who’s under the mask. OK, up next our main event.
“Enter Sandman” cues up over the PA.
Simon : Scorpio finally gets his rematch against the champ, Ken “The Ace” West. Let’s go down to ringside.
8.Scorpio and Triple Crown Champion, Ken “The Ace” West fought to a NO CONTEST.
Scorpio came out swinging with his Singapore cane and had the champ on the run, but when the action spills outside, Ace West takes over, slamming Scorpio into the ringpost, busting open the challenger. The two fought out into the crowd briefly, before finding their way back inside. West had Scorpio reeling and locked on a Figure Four Leglock. Scorpio looked done for but was able to reach his cane at ringside, and smash West over the head, effectively breaking the submission. West quickly recovered and went in for the kill with LIL BITCH, but Scorpio pushed him away and hit Corona Highway to a big pop from the fans! Scorpio covered, but only got 2. This however didn’t detour the cane swinging madman, who followed up with SCORPIO STING for what looked like the victory. But before the ref could make the 3 count, Rush ran down to ringside and pulled the ref from the ring. Scorpio up to meet Rush, but Rush ducked a clothesline and planted Scoprio with WALL OF PAIN!!! The ref quickly called for the bell and threw the match out as fans booed and tossed rash into the ring.
Simon : Certainly not the finish these fans were expecting. Rush promised payback before the night was over, and it looks like he just made good on that promise!
After a brief brawl between Scorpio and Rush, Ace West interjects himself into the middle of it and smashes Scorpio with a stiff chairshot. Scorpio slumps to the mat in pain as the blood now streams freely from his wounded forehead. Rush wants to inflict even more punishment but Ace West holds the seething monster back and is able to convince him to “save some for later”. The camera fades out as a bloody Scorpio is climbing to his feet.
Simon : Folks…we’re outta time…we’ve gotta go! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!
end
(OHL 52)
The camera fades in on a dirty wooden table. Empty beer cans and stale cigarette butts litter the surface. The camera begins to pan back to reveal Scorpio sitting in front of the table, drinking a beer and smoking a cigarette. Scorpio notices the camera and quickly finishes the beer and tosses it aside. Scorpio stares into the camera wild eyed and takes a long drag off the cigarette. Scorpio begins to speak as large puffs of smoke billow out of his mouth.
Scorpio : Everyone’s watching. Waitin’ to see what we’re gonna do next. We’ve got the entire galaxy runnin scared, especially the USFP and the GWF. We’re challenging the establishment. We’re breaking down walls and barriers, and the old guard like Omega don’t like it. Fearful that he might be compared to Cordanus, Omega, instead of coming out and publicly admonishing us and using the USFP to force us to close our doors, pulls some bulls**t. Says we’re breakin laws, says we’re polluting today’s youth. But anybody with one good eye can tell, Omega is just as big of a fascist as that prick Cordanus. He’s scared of us…scared of what we might do to his beloved sport. Scared we’re getting’ too big. Scared his baby the Gwf might have some real competition on their hands. Omega wants a monopoly, he doesn’t want competition. So he uses his pull in the USFP to spread propaganda and get our TV deal revoked, hopin….prayin….that without the aid of a TV contract we’d collapse under our own weight. But here we are, stronger than ever…MORE UNITED THEN EVER BEFORE! AND ticked! Yeah, that’s right old man…we’re ticked and back on TV! YOU CAN’T F**KING KILL HARDCORE WRESTLING! IT’S NOT SOME darn GIMMICK…no, not for us….for us….IT’S LIFE!!!!!!! It’s down and dirty, raw, and clean to the f**kin bone! Go ahead Omega, force us to put some kinda warning at the beginning of our shows, limit admission..it doesn’t matter. They’re still gonna come, pack themselves one on top of another in Deimos olympic auditorium. Chanting and sweating…just waiting to see the best wrestling show in the entire galaxy!!! If you thought what we were doing before was bad, well then you f**kers ain’t seen nothing yet! ROLL THE INTRO!
-from Madison Square Garden, NY USA, Earth
This is the Earth Tour Finale :
RING OF VICTORY
This is the Earth Tour Finale :
RING OF VICTORY
Light this City’s “Like Every Song is Our Last” plays as the intro to the show. A montage of OHL events leading up to this point are sown, including all the action from Earth Tour 2122. The opening comes to a close in it’s usual manner with a bloody and burnt Tenzan Sasaki staring into the camera and holding up his forearm, showing how the barbed-wire has been branded into his flesh.
The camera fades in on Biff Spaceballs and Kanazawa. Zawa’s right arm is still in a heavy cast following Icon’s attack in their match at the Let It Bleed PPV.
Biff : Listen up Icon. Zawa, the one man suicide machine, he ain‘t goin‘ nowhere! He’s still got his eyes on you daddy. Still looking for payback after what you did to him at Let it Bleed. The crazy man of professional wrestling has you in his crosshairs….and he never misses! Heat?! Zawa didn‘t need none before…but now he‘s got enough for the both of you. It ain‘t a question of if no more Icon…it‘s just a question of when. The stakes have never been higher, and Zawa is willing to put it all on the line from his old stomping ground. That‘s right…the barbed-wire casino in the far eastern quadrant of the galaxy. This company has an annual Pay Per View coming up from that space station in a little over a month. Whats it called again?? Help me out daddy-o!(Zawa stares down Biff and Biff smiles and nods in response) That’s right! The Far Eastern Showdown! (to Zawa) Thanks. Talk to whoever you gotta, run it by your sleaze ball manager Hot Shot if you have to, because Zawa wants a match at that show. AND HE AIN’T TAKIN NO FOR AN ANSWER! (Zawa nudges Biff) Oh yeah, and Zawa wants me to let you know…paybacks…ARE A B**CH!
Cut back to ringside. Simon has already taken his place in the broadcast area and is ready to call the show.
Simon : It appears Icon has opened up Pandora‘s box. Icon has decimated nearly the entire locker room these past few months in his quest to solidify his place in the OHL and become a 3-time Triple Crown Champion. But he may just have crossed paths with the one man who isn’t afraid of him. The one man willing to take it all the way and never look back….KANAZAWA! This hot new feud is already boiling over and we’re still a month and a half away from our next Pay Per View event, THE FAR EASTERN SHOWDOWN IV! Tonight, we’re celebrating out Earth Tour finale from the very historic Madison Square Garden. We’ve got a huge show on tape for you tonight, including Scorpio finally getting his Let it Bleed rematch against Triple Crown Champion Ken “The Ace” West! Should be one hell of a main event.
1.Angelo “Tiger” Santoro was successful in his OHL debut, beating Rush (w/Ace West) with an impressive tiger suplex hold.
Ace West tried to run interference but Scorpio ran out from the back to even the odds, allowing Santoro all the opportunity he needed to get the pin. In a rage, Rush attacked the young Santoro after the match, planting him with WALL OF PAIN. Rush looked to do more damage, but was driven away by Scorpio and his trusty barbed-wire wrapped Singapore cane. Rush guaranteed payback before the night was through.
2.Maximo over Redstar and Fenom in a cruiserweight 3-Way Dance.
Fast paced battle that saw Maximo dominate most of the way. Redstar and Fenom, both former cruiserweight champs didn’t put up much of a fight, save for a few brief, but effective offensive flurries. Fenom was first eliminated via CIRCUS MAXIMUS, and several minutes later Redstar followed suit via Onion Buster.
3.OUTLAW Cruiserweight Champion, Enigma beat Bad Blood (w/ Rev Black) with an ENIGMA SUICIDA into the 3rd row to retain his title.
Blood made his bid to win back the cruiserweight strap, but even with interference from Reverend Black at ringside was unable to do so as Enigma simply outwrestled the former 4 time cruiserweight champ.
4.Young Lions beat OUTLAW Tag Champions, Hatebreed in the much anticipated Tag Team Stretcher Match to win the titles.
This marathon of a match turned out to be the best of the night as both teams used big time spots to try and incapacitate their opponents. Chris Champion was the first wrestler eliminated after being hit with a fisherman’s buster off the ring apron through a table bridged between the apron and guardrail. This left Legacy all alone in the ring to fend for himself. Despite the overwhelming odds, Legacy rallied, using his body as a weapon, throwing himself all over the ring in a desperate attempt to win the match. The strategy paid off as Legacy was able to knock out Ace Gold with the Trend Setter and send him to the back on a stretcher. With the odds evened up, a one on one war got underway. Punk grounded Legacy, using stiff moves to bust open the protégé of Sammael. But Legacy countered with his awesome aerial assault and eventually pulled the tide of the match into his favor. Punk gained a brief advantage at the end and tried to lock Legacy in the STRAIGHTEDGE, but Legacy reversed out of it into AGONY SCENE!!! Punk actually seemed to pass out, and was easily stretchered off to the back.
Cut to the back, Hot Shot and Icon are in the middle of a heated discussion.
Hot Shot : What are you worried about Big Guy?! You afraid of that walking mime Zawa and his loudmouth manager Biff?! I told ya, there ain’t nothing to worry about. Nothin to be…
Icon : (interrupting Matua) Shut up Hot Shot! Take a good long hard look at that f**k’s broken arm and you tell me if I’m scared or not! If he wants a rematch at Far Eastern Showdown, fine, it’s right up my alley! At Let it Bleed I didn’t get to finish the job. But you can be damn sure that next time…I’LL GO ALL THE F**KIN WAY!
Hot Shot : Then whats up? You still worried about the gold? Hey..like I said, the Ace is keeping it nice and warm for ya.
Icon : I don’t trust em. Not to mention he’s got that drunk still gunning for him. That brain dead monster he leads around on a leash couldn’t get the job done..couldn’t put Scorpio away. He’s still a problem…a big problem.
Hot Shot : I’ve got it all taken care of Ike. Leave it up to me…
OHL Commissioner Adam Blast comes charging up interrupting the conversation.
Blast : (resting his Singapore cane on Matua’s shoulder) What the hell are you doing Matua!?! Do you realize your scheduled in the next match!?!? You should be out there already!
Matua looks at Blast confused.
Blast : Don’t tell me you don’t know your scheduled to wrestle tonight?!?! Jesus H. Christ! This is like running a darn zoo around here. Well..?! What the hell are you staring at?!?! You can talk to your boyfriend after the match. Get the hell out there Hot Shot!!!!
Cut back to ringside as “Heaven’s on Fire” is playing over the PA.
5.The Redeemer beat “Hot Shot” Jimmy Matua (w/Crystal) via interference by Kanazawa and Biff Spaceballs.
Matua hits the HOT SHOT DROP on Redeemer some 12 minutes into the match and goes in for the cover when Biff comes running out, blowing his whistle like a madman, completely distracting Matua. The ref runs over to stop Biff from entering the ring, allowing Kanazawa to sneak out and clobber Matua with the heavy cast wrapped around his right arm. When the ref finally turns back around, Zawa has laid Redeemer out over Matua for the 3-count!
Simon : Son of a dog! Biff and Zawa just screwed the Hot Shot! Wait..they’re not done yet. OH BOY!
Zawa and Biff are in the ring after the bell, hauling Matua up. Zawa pulls a chain out from his boot and wraps it liberally around Matua’s neck until it’s choking him, leaving the Hot Shot coughing and hacking for air.
Biff : Hey Ike…we got your boy Hot Shot. Come on out! We’ve got business….BIG GUY! HAHAHAHAHA!
Zawa tightens the grip on the chain and Matua begins to turn blue and go limp. Finally “The Meaning of Life” cues up over the PA. Icon stands on the ramp assessing the situation, then makes a b-line towards the ring. Biff dives out and Zawa releases Matua from the chain, allowing him to slump over onto the mat. Icon hit’s the ring full steam, running straight in Zawa and a big leg lariat! Zawa and Icon brawl in the ring to huge pops from the fans until Blast and security flood ringside. Security hit’s the ring and separates the two as Blast look on, ready to blow his top.
Blast : G**DAMN! Listen….it’s more than obvious you two are ready to kill each other. And I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t take advantage of the opportunity. So you two..the Far Eastern Showdown…BOOK IT! NOW GET THEM THE HELL OUT OF MY RING before I come in there and cane them my damn self!
Simon : I wonder what he… Holy s**t! Cut to the balcony area…cut to the balcony area!!!
The camera cuts to the balcony area just above the entrance ramp where security is struggling with Icon and Kanazawa. The Redeemer has emerged through a sea of fans and stands directly at the edge of the balcony, some 15 feet above them.
Simon : Is the Redeemer gonna….dive?!?! What the hell is doing…what the hell is he thinking?
!!! THERE HE GOES!!!!! SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!The Redeemer leaps off the balcony with a perfect somersault splash as the fans chant “He’s Hardcore”. Redeemer lands square on top of the pile of bodies, sending security flying everywhere!!!!! Chants echo through out the Garden and Simon is left completely inaudible. The scene is one of total devastation. The Redeemer is buried under a pile of security guards with Icon and Kanazawa strewn out somewhere in the first row amongst the fans.
Simon : That was just…insane. (into the headset) What? They’re ready? Ok..ok..lets go to the back while this mess at ringside gets sorted out. Good grief….
Cut to the back. Rage and Ruin are preparing for the next match. Rage turns to the camera, grins, then completely goes off.
Rage : Wolfen..you Andromeda dog!!!! On Aethra you’d be put to death….you and your entire f**kin race. We’ve beaten you, shaved you….humiliated you…covered you in the very blood that gives you life! But yet…you keep coming. All that means is me and Ruin here haven’t gone far enough yet. Haven’t beaten the lesson deep enough into you. As long as you still breath…we’re enemies! And you Sasaki…the King of Death, sitting atop his throne of hardcore. Your career has been full of blood and barbed-wire, pain and punishment! But when you interjected yourself in our business, when you took sides with the Andromedans, you made the biggest f**king mistake of your life! We play for keeps son, and in our wake, lays a trail of broken bodies and tag teams. At Let it Bleed..you won the battle…but this war, is just beginning. Tonight… you and the fleabag Wolfen step into the ring with us, the undisputed greatest tag team ever to step into a ring. There will be nowhere to run..nowhere the hide! If you value your career and your health..step out now..why risk your neck for some f**king vermin? Your brother is out of the picture. There’s now no reason to go on with this…this lunacy. This is your last chance Sasaki, heed my warning, because if you challenge us again, your next stop will be in the history books, as another career the Aethran Outcasts have ended!
Rage violently grabs the camera and tosses it to the floor. Static follows. Cut back to ringside :
6.The Aethran Outcasts beat Wolfen and Tenzan Sasaki in a bloody Double Dog Collar Match when Sasaki fells victim to a Whiskey Shot Fireball!
Wild match as was expected as all 4 men beat the living hell out of one another. The bout saw many foreign objects used, including steel chairs, tables, a section of guardrail, and even a massive coil of barbed-wire which Sasaki personally brought to the ring. After over 15 minutes of fighting the match saw it’s conclusion when The Outcasts tied Sasaki to one of the turnbuckles with the length of the heavy steel chain and brutally attacked a helpless Wolfen while Sasaki watched and struggled to break free. After hitting a nasty looking stuff box piledriver on Wolfen onto the section of guardrail, Rage and Ruin turned their attention to Sasaki, and finished off the vulnerable King of Death with a whiskey shot fireball to the exposed face!!!! Paramedics had to be called out to carry both Wolfen and Sasaki to the back.
The show cuts to a promo for the next OHL PPV event, The Far Eastern Showdown IV. When we come back from the promo, “Heard it on the X” is playing over the PA and TV champion Justin Sane is in the ring with his goons, Dalton Storm, Pandora, and One Man Army.
Sane : For the past 3 weeks now, I’ve got this clown dressed up like the Code Enforcer running around, showing up after matches, interfering in my matches, trying to cost me the TV title! I worked too damn hard to be sideswiped by some 2nd rate ham an egger that Omega plucked off the street and put in a costume! I’m not afraid of Omega or the USFP…and I’m not afraid of his hired gun. I know you sent him Omega…I know you sent him after my title. Well..tonight, right here on Earth, you can’t stop me from wrestling. You can’t. I know I’m not scheduled to wrestle tonight…Omega and the USFP has the big boss with his tail between his legs. So I’ll make it easy for him. Galactic law is void here on Earth…so bring out my hand picked opponent!
The house lights drop and Cycle Hog comes out from the back dressed as Omega!
Simon : Are you serious?!?! Sane has Cycle Hog out here strutting around in an Omega costume. A cheap one at that! Good lord….that ain’t right, I think I can see his….uh..never mind!
Hog hit’s the ring and mocks Omega as Sane and company laugh it up. Finally Hog moves in and goes for a sloppy looking TOMAHAWK THRUST, but Sane shrugs it off and hit’s a big caneshot, dropping “Omega” to the mat in a mess of flab and loin cloth. Sane puts one foot on the chest in a cocky pinning position and Storm makes the count 1.…2.…3!!! Sane is victorious. The celebration is brief however as the house lights drop and “Twist of Cain” fires up!!! A wall of flames erupts on the entrance way and Sane looks on in surprise. Sammael steps through the fire to a massive pop, wearing a vintage Thantos “Evil Gamemaster” t-shirt. A ref follows Sammael out and it looks like Sane has got his match! Storm, OMA and Pandora clear out as Sammael enters the ring.
Simon : I’m being told in my headset that this is an official match and Sane’s belt is indeed on the line!
7.TV Champion, Justin Sane (w/Dalton Storm, OMA, Cycle Hog, and Pandora) retained his title over Sammael in an amazing match that nearly went the distance.
Sammael looked to have the match in his favor when interference from Storm swung things back in the champs corner. Both men hit their respective finishers multiple times and traded many near falls. Finally Sane was able to get the upper hand after surprising Sammy with an Insane Caneshot followed by a Top Rope THAT’S INSANE which led to the pinfall.
After the match the Code Enforcer appears on the balcony and points his crowbar directly as Justin Sane Sane looks on and challenges him to come down to the ring and fight him. After several moments of posturing, the Code Enforcer disappears back into the sea of fans.
Simon : This Code Enforcer is playing mind games with Sane in an attempt, I guess, to lure him into a match with him for the TV title. If Omega did indeed send this masked vigilante to the OHL to take Sane’s Title away and punish him for his acts at Let it Bleed, then it will certainly be interesting to see who’s under the mask. OK, up next our main event.
“Enter Sandman” cues up over the PA.
Simon : Scorpio finally gets his rematch against the champ, Ken “The Ace” West. Let’s go down to ringside.
8.Scorpio and Triple Crown Champion, Ken “The Ace” West fought to a NO CONTEST.
Scorpio came out swinging with his Singapore cane and had the champ on the run, but when the action spills outside, Ace West takes over, slamming Scorpio into the ringpost, busting open the challenger. The two fought out into the crowd briefly, before finding their way back inside. West had Scorpio reeling and locked on a Figure Four Leglock. Scorpio looked done for but was able to reach his cane at ringside, and smash West over the head, effectively breaking the submission. West quickly recovered and went in for the kill with LIL BITCH, but Scorpio pushed him away and hit Corona Highway to a big pop from the fans! Scorpio covered, but only got 2. This however didn’t detour the cane swinging madman, who followed up with SCORPIO STING for what looked like the victory. But before the ref could make the 3 count, Rush ran down to ringside and pulled the ref from the ring. Scorpio up to meet Rush, but Rush ducked a clothesline and planted Scoprio with WALL OF PAIN!!! The ref quickly called for the bell and threw the match out as fans booed and tossed rash into the ring.
Simon : Certainly not the finish these fans were expecting. Rush promised payback before the night was over, and it looks like he just made good on that promise!
After a brief brawl between Scorpio and Rush, Ace West interjects himself into the middle of it and smashes Scorpio with a stiff chairshot. Scorpio slumps to the mat in pain as the blood now streams freely from his wounded forehead. Rush wants to inflict even more punishment but Ace West holds the seething monster back and is able to convince him to “save some for later”. The camera fades out as a bloody Scorpio is climbing to his feet.
Simon : Folks…we’re outta time…we’ve gotta go! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!
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