LGW/WGW Splashdown!

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LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN episode 53


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Dr B:Welcome to LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!Talk about title matches!
Every match tonight is a Title Match!We start with The LGW Celebrity
Champion "Mr Shoehorn O' Plenty" Griff!His opponent is "Ayyyy!" The Fonz!

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Griff vs The Fonz-LGW Celebrity Title Match
(Marcy distracts The Referee while Griff swats Fonz with a shoe.Griff gets the pin)


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Commissioner HBH:Old Griff is a crafty one!Marcy threw him a loaded shoe,then
drew The Referee's attention!Fonz caught that shoe right in the face!Griff gave him
a couple of more shots,then threw the shoe out and pinned him!Griff holds on to the GOLD!
Hey Doc...who are these Mascaras Gato?

Dr B:They're wrestling out of Mexico in the Old UEWINT area.They came highly recommended!
After all C&C went through this week they deserved an easy match...

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C&C Connection vs Mascaras Gato (Masked Cats)-WGW Tag Title Match
(Chandra & Mascara Gato 1's fight goes into the crowd!Mascara Gato 1 nails Chandra
with a wicked right hand to the jaw.A fan hands Chandra a chair,she swings...PANG!
The fight turns into a knockdown drag out brawl when Carissa and Mascara Gato 2
join the fight!Mascaras Gato goes into a wild Zig Zag Slam Dance!C&C get smashed
into the ring,the guardrail,the ring posts and the ring step!C&C stagger and fall!There's
a cover Mascara Gato 1 pins Chandra and Mascara Gato 2 hits a flying bodypress!!!
ONE!TWO!THREE!Mascaras Gato remove their masks...It's Slam Danzer & Mosher Girl!)
S&M are the 1st Team in LGW/WGW history to hold the WNW Womens & WGW Tag Titles!

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Mosher:Carissa!Chandra!This is what you get when you mess with S&M!WE are the GREATEST
Team in LGW/WGW History!WE have ALL the Tag Team GOLD!And you got...NUTTIN'!!!

(S&M holds up a pair of Title Belts each as they walk proudly up the ramp!They stop at the top and
make rude gestures to C&C Connection!The fans boo the former champions as they leave the ringside area)

Dr B:Sorry that's what you get ladies!Okay here's a big match...Murder Inc vs MX w/ Jim Cornette!LGW Tag
Title are on the line!

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Murder Inc vs The Midnight Express w/ Jim Cornette-LGW Tag Title Match
1.Magnificent Maurice gets a submission with a Bridging Double Wristlock
2.Stan Lane hits an Ensui Giri and gets the pin
3.Cornette tries to use his Racket to interfere,Paul E Dangerously smashes
his phone on Cornette's head!Both are escorted out of the Arena!
Handsome Johnny KOs Stan Lane with a Left/Right Combination
Murder Inc retains The LGW Tag Titles!

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Commissioner HBH:Where the heck did Paul E come from?What'd he have to do with that match?
Does he even work for us?Murder Inc are still UNDEFEATED!They are the LGW Tag Team Champions!
Woo!It's hot here in the LGW Arena tonight!The greatest champion of all...Blonde Brazilian takes on Big
Nicole,who pinned her last week in that Fatal Four Way!Nicole is that good,but can she do it again?

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Blonde Brazilian vs Nicole-WGW Title Match
1.Blonde Brazilian wins the 1st Fall with a slingshot splash
2.Nicole gets hit with a Spinning Plancha!The Brazilian gets the pin!
Blonde Brazilian is your WGW Champion!

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Dr B:No surprise here...Blonde Brazilian two straight falls!Nicole couldn't get the job done!In our
LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN Main Event...The Giant will take on Pee Wee,Screech & Barney Fife
in a Handicap match!It is a Non Title Match!

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The Giant w/ Ms Monro vs Screech,Pee Wee and Barney Fife-Non Title Elimination Match
1.Pee Wee eliminates Screech with a Pee Wee Powerdrop
2.The UTaker hops the guardrail,he levels Pee Wee with a Suicide Dive
3.The Giant lays back in the corner.Barney Fife use his "hai yuh!" double chop!
The Utaker grabs Barney and gives him a Tombstone Piledriver then kicks him out of the ring
4.Utaker charges and gives The Giant a Big Boot!Utaker tries a Suicide Dive but The Giant
catches him!The Giant gives him a Giant Headbutt then throws him on the mat!The Giant grabs
UTaker by the throat...CHOKESLAM!


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(Security hits the ring to stop the fight!As they're heading up the aisle The Giant breaks loose grabs
The Utaker,presses him overhead and throws him at the Security Team!He wipes out a half dozen
Security guys!Ms Monro nails UTaker with a fistful of quarters!She grabs a 2x4 from under the ring!
CRRAAACK!UTaker goes down!The Giant picks UTaker up and runs up the steel ramp...OKLAHOMA
STAMPEDE!The UTaker is battered and broken!The Giant grabs a house mic...)

The Giant:TAKER!We're through fooling around with you!You want a Title Match?Don't make me
laugh!Old Barney almost had you with that double chop!

Ms Monro:Taker!Don't gives that awaking from the dead situp routine either.The Giant is gonna
take this size 23 right here and KICK YOU RIGHT BACK TO H*LL!Hey turn that back on I ain't
finished talking yet!Hey!I'm The Executive Vice President!

Dr B:Yes we know Monro and now you're done...
(PHZZZT!Screen goes black,credits roll...)

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[darkrider]

Wow cool matchup's there.

[WTIC]

I am forced to agree with Neily, good match-ups!

Finally figured out how to add pics in your posts, Dr. B? Cool!

The Giant vs UTaker feud is coming to a boil quickly! Very nice!

Looking forward to the next card, buddy!

[uewdrb]

I'm using the fca chart for that good old blood & guts action.It also forces me to write out whole matches.I think it's worth it.There some great action there!The Giant & Utaker can only end in violence.Maybe a Gauntlet that includes a Casket Match and a Hell in the Cell.I knew I got that photobucket account for something.Gotta finds some more belts for WNW.This is like doing UEW without all that dang html code!

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[darkrider]

Sweet Dr. B

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LGW/WGW Wednesday Night Wrestling episode 28

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Barth Gimble:Welcome to LGW/WGW Wednesday Night Wrestling!Old Griff
won the Celebrity Title at The PPV a couple of weeks ago.Due to Barney's
fearlessness in that match last week Dr B felt he needed to have a titleshot!
It's Griff vs Barney Fife the Celeb Title is on the line!

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LGW Celebrity Title

Griff vs Barney Fife-LGW Celebrity Title Match
(Barney knocks Griff out with the old,"hey look!" Mulepunch)
Barney Fife is the NEW LGW Celebrity Champion!

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Shaylene Tanner:Oh brother...Barn' pulled the old wool over Griff's eyes!
The old Mulepunch?It worked but...how stupid do you have to be to fall
for that old trick?Barney Fife is the NEW LGW Celebrity Champion!

Barth Gimble:Okay,now this is a match "The Old School" DOP meets
"The New Breed" S&M!The WNW Womens Tag Titles are on the line!

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WGW Tag Titles



WNW Womens Tag Titles

S&M vs The DOP-WNW Womens Tag Title Match
1.Vicki Paine gets a submission with her World of Paine
2.Slam uses a Sheilded Karate Thrust then gets the pin
3.Mosher uses her Army Boots Stage Dive to get the win
S&M retain the WNW Womens Tag Titles

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Barth Gimble:S&M knew they need to bring the fight to The DOP who had
them 1 fall to none!Slam out cheats the cheaters and uses that sheilded
karate thrust to get the 2nd fall!After a wild battle between Stephanie Paine
and Mosher Girl...both were winded but Mosher instictively used her Army
Boots Stage Dive to knock Paine cold and get the win!

Shaylene Tanner:Last week Rocker called out Fututra!Be careful what you
wish for Ramona!

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WNW Womens Title

Ramona Rocker vs Futura-WNW Womens Title Match
(The fight spills out of the ring and goes backstage Futura whips Rocker through a window!She's cut but she continues to fight!Ramona kicks Futura in the midsection
then piledrives her on the concrete!There's a cover...Futura kicks out!Rocker signals the crowd then puts Futura in a Figure Four Leglock!Futura's holding on.
She's trying to fight the pain,Ramona yanks on it!Futura taps!She gave it up!)
Ramona Rocker is your WNW Womens Champion!

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Shaylene Tanner:HOLEY!What is wrong with those two???Futura tapped!There
was no place to go!Both contestants were hurt,but Rocker shows she's got some
guts...she fought on defending her belt!That piledriver wasn't enough,Ramona
locked on a Figure Four and the rest is history!Ramona Rocker is your WNW
Womens Champion!

Barth Gimble:Dog the Bounty Hunter gets his 15 minutes of fame!He gets his
shot at becoming WNW Champion!He scored a win on Psycho UD a couple
of months ago.If he can do it again he will be the WNW Champion!

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WNW Title

Psycho UD vs Dog The Bounty Hunter-WNW Title Match
(The match goes to it's time limit.Referee Joanie Lee gives them 5 more minutes!
again time expires!Referee Joanie Lee makes it a Sudden Death Match 1st one
with a pin or submission wins!After a wild brawl Psycho UD connects with a huge
Chokeslam and gets the 3 count on The Dog!)

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Barth Gimble:DANG!Dog only lost because he was exausted!What a match!Psycho
UD is still the WNW Champion but Dog came awful close to taking it away from him!This won't be the last we see of this one...

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ALERT-Mr Neil has been given the task of picking the Main Event for
LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!He has picked a great one tune in to see
what it is!

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LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN episode 54


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Dr B:Tonight we have a Special Edition of LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!
Our Main Event was chosen by W.C.W.'s CEO...Mr Neil!I assure you it
will be worth sticking around for.But 1st,it's Enforcer Brooke defends
her all but forgotten InterGender Title.You may laugh,but this belt was
held J-Love Hewitt,Hollywood Hulkster,Jenna-J,The Chosen One JJ,
the list goes on.It was a very prestigious Title in it's day.Tonight our
Celebrity Trainer and the holder of the King of Wrestling Crown,the
King of The Ring trophy,the IWA,European,MCW,90s IC and the
Million Dollar Championships.The most decorated Star in this Fed,
WTIC will try to win yet another defunct Title for his collection!

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Enforcer Brooke vs WTIC-InterGender Title Match
(WTIC was a game compeititor but Enforcer Brooke
ended his InterGender Championship quest with a
Gorilla Slam and a pin)
Enforcer Brooke retains the InterGender Title!

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Ms Monro:WTIC's "Show Boating" cost him this time!While he was
primping and posing and not paying attention.Brooke picked him
up a good 6 and a half feet in the air and drilled him with a powerful
Gorilla Slam!1-2-3...who's your InterGender Champ?Enforcer Brooke!
Hey she's helping WTIC get up!She's a good sport!WTIC the overly
zealous playboy tries to steal a kiss!Brooke tells him no,but WTIC
kisses her anyway.Brooke wipes her mouth,then gives WTIC a hard
slap!That had to hurt!Boy you oughta keep those lips where they
belong...outta people's faces!Bwahahaha!

Dr B:Alright Monro you're quite the comedianne.Up next the ONLY
team to hold both the WGW and WNW Womens Tag Team Titles
at the same time...S&M!They defend their WGW Tag Title tonight
against former champs The Julias!

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WNW Womens Tag Titles



WGW Tag Team Championship belts

S&M vs The Julias-WGW Tag Title Match
1.Julia Duffy catches Mosher with wild swinging fists and gets the pin
2.Mosher pins Julia Duffy after a zig zag slamdance
3.JLD win the final fall with her NYC Slam
The Julias are the NEW WGW Tag Team Champions!

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Dr B:I don't believe this!The Julias beat S&M...legitimately!That NYC Slam
ended S&M's WGW Tag Title reign!Unbelieveable!What a win!Okay coming
down to the ringside area...from Sao Pao,Brazil,The current WGW Champion!
Blonde Brazilian!Her opponent hails from Motorcity,Michigan,one half of the
infamous SoulTakers...Harlene Davidson!Harlene is BIG & MEAN,The Brazilian
is quick and devious!Like 'em or not these to are the BEST in the business!

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WGW Championship belt

Blonde Brazilian vs Harlene Davidson-WGW Title Match
(After a very competitive fight,Blonde Brazilian takes Harlene
down with a Slingshot Splash and gets the pin)
Blonde Brazilian retains the WGW Title!

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Ms Monro:That Brazilian is "All dat and a bag of chip"!She stood toe to toe
with the larger Harlene!She waited till she found the oppurtune time and
went for that slingshot splash!As anyone knows if they've been paying
attention,that move won The Brazilian the WGW Title on at least three
occaisions!Blonde Brazilian is your WGW Champion!

Dr B:Ms Monro you're up next!It's The Giant w/ Ms Monro vs The Russians
in a Handicap Match!Is he crazy?It's the man he beat for the LGW Title and
his mean and devious uncle The Russian Bear!These guys won't be push
overs!They are big tough compeititors!

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LGW Championship belt

The Giant w/ Ms Monro vs The Russians (Nikita & Ivan)-Handicap Match
1.Nikita takes the 1st fall with a Russian Sickle
2.The Giant takes the second fall by squashing Nikita with a corner crush
3.Ivan escapes a corner crush and a bearhug,he doesn't escape The Chokeslam
The Giant defeats The Russians.He shakes their hands.

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(The UTaker appears at the top of the ramp.The Giant pretends he's all worn out and makes like
Nikita and Ivan are holding him up.The UTaker stands and scowls at them.)

Ms Monro:Taker we are are done with you!But you come out here every week trying to get sympathy
from the fans!The Giant doesn't have to yell & scream and bully his way around in the LGW!He just
out wrestled former Tag Team Champions!Not out brawled,not out fought,but out wrestled!That is
what it say on the Marquis!Wrestling!Old Barney Fife got his double chop on you last week,he's
the new Celebrity Champion this week!You can't intimidate The Giant!You can't use the Tombstone
on him,you can't use your chokeslam on him!What can you do to The Giant "Mr One Trick Pony"?
You'll get a rematch when WE are ready to give you a rematch!

(The Utaker starts to speak,the fans yell,"WHAT?".The UTaker gets disgusted and leaves...)

Dr B:In our LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN Main Event...This week I decided to give our competitor Mr Neil
the duty of choosing the Main Event!This is what he chose.Faith & Buffy vs The Rockin' Rebels.Isn't that
a great choice?I however think it could be better...so tonight in this very ring!It's Faith,it's Buffy,it's Robin
and it's Ramona...in a Falls Count Anywhere Texas Tornado Match!ANYTHING GOES!Believe me Mr Neil,
friendships WILL be SEVERED here!

Mr Neil:What?Are you outta your mind?FCA?NO RULES?You can't...

Dr B:To late Neily...RING THE BELL!


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WNW Womens Championship

Rockin' Rebels vs Faith & Buffy-Special Challenge FCA Match
(The fight goes to the outside.Buffy and Robin fight over possession of a broom.Rebel gets control
and gives Buffy a couple of good shots before throwing the broom into the crowd.Buffy comes back
with a kick in the midsection and a piledriver on the concrete!Faith gets involved by nailing Rebel
with a big right to the jaw!A fan hands Robin a chair...she swings!PANG!She wipes out Faith!The
Rockin' Rebels chase Faith into the Restroom!Ramona grabs a mop and breaks it over Faith's back!
Buffy grabs some cleaning chemicals and throws it at Ramona!Rocker is blinded Buffy goes in for the
kill!She unleashes her finisher The Slayer!Ramona gets out of The Slayer,but Buffy hooks up a Rear
Choke!Faith holds off Robin with a wicked chest chop!The Referee checks Rocker!She's holding on,
she's fighting with everything she's got!Buffy tightens up on the hold!Faith bodyslams Robin on the
concrete!Ramona signals...she tapped!Ramona Rocker tapped out to Buffy's Rear Choke!)


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(The Referee tries to tell Buffy the match is over and that she won,but an enraged Buffy wants to
fight on!She jams a knee into the back of Ramona's neck,then helps Faith give Robin a 3 D on
the cement!Ramona comes charging and blindsides Buffy into the wall!Robin,bloody and battered
is going toe to toe with Faith!Rocker grabs a chair and waffles Faith!She drops like a stone!Security
surrounds them but they are all brawling wildly.Security Sam tries to get in between them,he gets
a fist in the face and several knees to the back!The Lockerooms empty and everyone is trying to
pull the two teams apart and get control!Ramona veals Faith right into the Camera Man...PHZZT!
Everything goes black...)

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[darkrider]

Mr. Neily" Buffy and Faith dont you dare show your faces at the W.C.W. Cuz if you do you wont leave in one piece. Ramona and Robin it's back to the W.C.W for a meeting."

[WTIC]

Fife over Griff? Ouch!

Psycho U.D. still rules! Yay!

First, he lost to a transvestite, and now a woman? WTIC better improve his mat skills soon, or RETIRE!

The Giant wins over the Russians? The Kremlin won't like that!

And the Slayers get the job done! Go, Sunnydale Hotties!

Great stuff, Dr. B! BTW, LOVE your Myspace page!

[darkrider]

Hey W.T.I.C why you no check my fed ?

[uewdrb]

WTIC - Barney is small but he's wirey!hahaha!Hey don't feel bad,Brooke beat Hollywood Hulkster and took his UWE Title once.She also beat The Chosen One to win the InterGender Title.How about WTIC puts all his defunct titles on the line in a loser stops wrestling match.(Hey we need you as the Celeb Trainer)The Slayers ROCK BIG TIME!I think I'm gonna have to borrow one of Chewy's Deathmatch Charts for the rematch.The Giant beat The Russians but shows respect by shaking their hands.The UTaker is almost at the point of losing his cool.

Back to reality...myspace page
Shhh...don't tell anybody but you can meet,2 former child stars,the GREATEST Funk Star Ever,a former child star turned pop star,an Australian Author,a World Reknown Punk Rock Star,my favorite Rock Band and several up and coming bands,a former TV Witch,her Rock Star husband and their two little sons and my Experimental Music idol there!Shhhh!

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LGW/WGW Wednesday Night Wrestling episode 29

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Shaylene Tanner:It's time for Wednesday Night Wrestling!
We have a real Classic in our opener!WTIC takes on The
One & Only...Fuji Fujiwara,aka Mr Fuji!Or Fuj the Stooge!
WTIC hasn't faired well in the last couple of weeks.Tonight
is a MUST win for WTIC...

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WTIC vs Mr Fuji
1.Mr Fuji takes the 1st fall with a falling headbutt to the groin
2.WTIC takes the 2nd fall with a Stone Cold Stunner
3.WTIC gets a submission with a Mandible Claw

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Barth Gimble:WTIC was one down,he knew he had to get down
to business!WTIC decisively took the 2nd and 3rd falls.He looks
to have found his stride again.Up next the WNW Tag Champions
S&M take on The Olsens...all 3 of them in a Handicap Match!S&M
are one tough combination but can they take M-K,Ashley and Lizzy O.?

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WNW Womens Tag Team Title belts

S&M vs Mary-Kate,Ashley & Lizzy O.-Non Title Handicap Match
1.Ashley plants M-K on Slam Danzer's face,Super Stinkface!Slam taps
2.Slam takes Lizzy O. out with a Springboard Faceslam
3.Mosher nails M-K with Windmill Kicks to get the win

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(The fans cheer as S&M make their way up the ramp!M-K is livid she
charges after S&M,who disappears backstage.)

Shaylene Tanner:Talk about a BIG match!This one is to see who the
Number One Contender for the WNW Womens Title will be.8 women
will be vying for the Number One position!The winner will get a Titleshot
next week!

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Elimination Number One Contender Match!
Futura ,ODB, Harlene,Stephanie Paine,
Big Bad Helene,Chandra,Beulah & Robin Rebel
1.ODB eliminates Futura with a running spear
2.Beulah eliminates ODB with her Beulah Breaker
3.Harlene makes Beulah submit with a Hardtail Stretcher
4.Harlene eliminates Chandra with a rope assist kneedrop
5.Harlene eliminates BBH with a Hardtail Stretcher
6.Harlene eliminates Stephanie Paine with a jumping neckdrop
7.Robin Rebel KOs a weary Harlene with a Missile Dropkick
Robin Rebel is the Number One Contender,she must
wrestle her Tag Team Partner Ramona Rocker next week!

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Barth Gimble:Harlene eliminated 4 wrestlers...Robin Rebel takes advantage
of the weary Harlene!She hit that Missile Dropkick and sent Harlene to Lala
Land!Robin Rebel is the Number One Contender!She will have to wrestle
her Tag Partner and good friend,Ramona Rocker.You saw last week what
can happen when friends compete!Rocker was seriously injured when Buffy
threw chemicals in her face.We will find out how much that WNW Womens
Title is worth!

Shaylene Tanner:In our Wednesday Night Wrestling Main Event,Psycho UD
puts the WNW Title on the line against The Governer!He's better known as
Jesse "The Body"!This will be a Classic!


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WNW Title belt

Psycho UD vs Jesse the Body-WNW Title Match
1.Psycho UD uses a Chokeslam to pin Jesse
2.Psycho UD Powerbombs "The Body" and gets the win
Psycho UD retains The WNW Title!

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Barth Gimble:This is why Psycho UD is the WNW Champion!2 falls in a bout 10 minutes!He just may be unstoppable!Be sure to tune in Friday!The Main Event will be The Giant and Chavo vs The UTaker and a Mystery Partner!

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[WTIC]

WTIC with a HUGE win! ;D

The Olsens lose? Are they LEGAL yet, hehehehehe! ;D

U.D. rules the world, along with WTIC! ;D

Great as always, buddy!

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LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN episode 55


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Dr B:It's DO OR DIE Time for WTIC and The Macho Man!Welome to
LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!All of WTIC's Defunct Titles are on the
line,the winner takes all the belts the loser,quits wrestling.Someone
will retire tonight!

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WTIC vs Macho Man Savage-For ALL The Defunct Titles (Loser Quits Wrestling)
1.Macho Man uses a foreign object to take the 1st fall
2.WTIC takes the 2nd fall with a Stone Cold Stunner
3.WTIC wins it with a Super Fly Death Leap
WTIC keeps the belts,Macho Man must retire!

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Commissioner HBH:Well,what can I say...WTIC is the Greatest Defunct
Titleholder of all time and he just retired The Macho Man!The fans are
booing WTIC!Macho makes his way to the sidedoor and leaves the Arena.
We won't be seeing him around here anytime soon.Okay on a more positive
note,The WGW Tag Champs The Julias take on The Slayers!This should be good!

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WGW Tag Titles

The Julias vs The Slayers (Faith & Buffy)-WGW Tag Title Match
1.Faith uses a hurrakinrana on Julia Duffy to take the 1st Fall
2.Faith Staked Julia Duffy
The Slayers are the NEW WGW Tag Champions!


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Dr B:The Slayers win it!They are the NEW WGW Tag Champions!

Faith:Rocker you want another piece of us?Bring it!C&C,S&M,
anyone!Anytime!Tell 'em Buff'

Buffy:The Julias beat the unbeatable S&M,we beat The Julias!
Do the math!The Slayers are THE BEST!Anybody from any Fed,
anytime!What?Oh alright...Murder Inc defend their LGW Tag
Titles against The Hart Foundation!

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LGW Tag Titles

Murder Inc vs The Hart Foundation-LGW Tag Title Match
1.Neidhart gives Handsome Johnny a belly to belly and gets the pin
2.Johnny KOs Bret Hart to win the 2nd fall
3.Magnificent Maurice pins Hart with an Inside Cradle
Murder Inc retains the LGW Tag Titles!

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Commissioner HBH:Murder Inc are undefeated!Through all the best teams
ever.through The 7 Cage Match and through it all Murder Inc remains
undefeated!Okay...Blonde Brazilian puts her WGW Title on the line against
former champ Mercedez Martinez!

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WGW Title Belt

Blonde Brazilian vs Mercedez Martinez-WGW Title Match
(Blonde Brazilian pins Mercedez after a Spinning Plancha)

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Dr B:No surprise here.Not even the great Mercedez Martinez can get up
after getting hit by that Spinning Plancha.In our...what the???

(Explosions and flame light the arena!Ominous organ music plays loudly!
The UTaker appears at the top of the ramp...)

UTaker:GIANT!!!I found a partner...to beat a giant you need to hire a GIANT!
My partner stands 7'6"!The REAL Largest Athlete in the World!THE GREAT
KHALI!

(The UTaker and Khali make their way to the ring amongst jeers and booing!)

Ms Monro:AND NOW...the LGW Champion,THE GIANT and his partner from
Mexico...Chavo!This is a Non-Title Elimination Match!No DQs,No Countouts!
No Rules,except THERE MUST BE A WINNER!


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LGW Title Belt

The Giant and Chavo vs The UTaker & Khali-Grudge Match
1.Khali hits Chavo with an Overhand Chop & holds him for a 3 count
Chavo is eliminated
2.The Giant hits Khali with a Giant Slam,Khali gets up but he attacks
The Utaker!Khali throttles him & drives him down with a chokeslam!
Khali gets UTaker up Gorilla Press Slam!Khali connects with a Giant
Headbutt!The Giant sends UTaker for the ride...Big Boot Kick!Khali
and The Giant get UTaker up...DOUBLE CHOKESLAM!The Giant
place a foot on UTaker's chest,1-2-3 UTAKER IS ELIMINATED!!!
Khali holds up The Giant's hand!

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The Giant:TAKER!Didn't you bother to talk to Khali?I trained Khali when he
first signed with the LGW!We've worked together!You gotta research your
partners Big T!Monro said we were through with you...well I'm NOT!In TWO
WEEKS it WILL BE The UTaker vs The Giant in a HELL IN A CELL/CASKET
MATCH!Watdahel am I talking about you ask?It's Hell In The Cell,Thunderdome
electrified Cage Match once I pound you into a pulp and pin you,I will keep
pounding you then stuff you in a casket!What happens if you win one and I win one?The LGW Title will be lower on top of the cage!The 1st one to climb to the
top,grab the belt and make it to the bottom and touch the ground will win the match and be the LGW Champion!

Dr B:Hardbody Holly,Ms Monro...you heard the man get it signed!

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[WTIC]

WTIC over Macho Man? Macho must've been completely drunk in order to lose, that's for sure! WTIC wins the upset of the year on that one!

Slayers rule! YAY! Still have to congratulate them with a kiss on the lips, hehehehehe!

Harts lose? Aw, man! Send Demolition next, okay?

Giant trained Khali? Nice plot twist, whoo-hoo!

Lovin' it all, Dr. B! Always a great read!

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LGW/WGW Wednesday Night Wrestling episode 30

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Shaylene Tanner:Welcome to LGW/WGW WNW!We open tonight
with a 4 way battle!Our own Dr B and WTIC meet W.C.W.'s Mr Neil
and WWF-U's Vinny-Mac!

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Dr B vs WTIC vs Mr Neil vs Vinny-Mac
1.Vinny-Mac eliminates Mr Neil with a Stunner
2.WTIC eliminates Vinny-Mac with his Stone Cold Stunner
3.Dr B eliminates WTIC with a Hangman's Hold

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Barth Gimble:Doc wins this one!What a move!Outta nowhere with
that Hangman's Hold!Okay,this will be a good one The Animals
vs The Dogs!Gees,who thinks this stuff up!

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The Animals (Road Warrior & George) vs The Dogs (Bounty Hunter & JYD)
1.Road Warrior Animal nails JYD with a dropkick & gets the pin
2.George the Animal Steele uses a Flying Hammerlock to defeat Dog TBH

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Shaylene Tanner:The Animals win two straight falls!Robin Rebel won an
Elimination Match to get a WNW Womens Title match!Doc signed it and he
decided to make it a Cell Match!4 Steel wall and a Steel Ceiling!No escape!
There must be a winner!


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WNW Womens Title

Ramona Rocker vs Robin Rebel-WNW Womens Title Cell Match
(Referee Joanie Lee is accidentally KOed.The fight spills out of the
cell as Lee is being stretchered away!Rebel chases Rocker to the
top of the cell!Rocker powerbombs Rebel through a weak part of the
mesh!Rocker drops down and attacks.Referee San Heyward is in The Cell!
Robin runs Ramona into the mesh!Ramona Gorilla Slams Robin into
the mesh!Rocker slams Rebel's face 1st into a steel post!Rebel rams
Ramona's head repeatedly into the mesh!Robin scrubs Rocker's face
on the mesh grinding her up!Ramona reverses Rebel's attack and flings
her into a post!Ramona goes for a pin,she hooks the leg...1-2-3!!!)
Ramona Rocker retains the WNW Womens Title!

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Barth Gimble:That was brutal!This is why Rocker is our WNW Womens Champ!
Her friend and Tag Partner Robin Rebel is being taken out on a stretcher.Ramona
isn't in any better shape she may have to sit out another week after this!In our
LGW/WGW WNW Main Event...Psycho UD takes on Batista!

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WNW Title

Psycho UD vs Batista-WNW Title Match
1.Batista takes the 1st fall with a Spinebuster Slam
2.Psycho UD comes back with a chokeslam and a pin
3.Psycho UD stabs Batista with scissors then pins him to win
Psycho UD retains the WNW Title!

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Shaylene Tanner:The Referee didn't see it but we all did!Psycho UD had to
resort to stabbing Batista to get the win!Do we really want this man as our
WNW Champion?Batista is gonna need to be stitched up!What kind of...

(PHHZZZT!Screen goes black,credits roll...)

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[darkrider]

Cool stuff Dr. B As for Mr. Neil losing.

[WTIC]

Dr. B. eliminates WTIC? Yeah. In your dreams!

Animals vs Dogs? Nice match-up!

Batista lost? Musta been a great match!

WTIC wants a rematch against Dr. B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[darkrider]

I would buy a ticket for that one guys. ;D

[uewdrb]

WTIC - Okay WTIC vs Dr B in a Cage,barbed wire for ropes,turnbuckles set on fire,The Million Dollar belt suspended above the cage girded in Mary-Kate's stinky underwear.You have to go hand over hand to get to the belt along steel cables like TNA X division tear off the panties and throw them at your opponent,then grab the belt!Winner gets a date with one of the WGW Celebrity Superstars...

No but,really...I'll do a rematch of some sort for Friday.

uewdrb