LGW/WGW Splashdown!

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Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN! episode

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Dr B:Welcome to LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!Let's jump right in!Our opener pits
The WGW Celebrity Champion Paris against former WGW champion Peg Bundy!
Hey Peg is being accompanied to the ring by Celeb Trainer WTIC!

(WTIC to Peg Bundy...)

WTIC:...and remember she always telegraphs when she about to hit you with
that "rings as brass knucks" shot.Duck and go to body blows.You can out wrestle
her and we know you can take her in a brawl!You ARE the next champ baby!

[Hey you don't think that Peg is the...nah she's married with children - Editor]


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Paris vs Peg Bundy- WGW Celebrity Title Match in a Cage
(Peg goes right after Paris!She hits her with some holding uppercuts then rolls
her up and gets the pin)
Peg Bundy is the NEW WGW Celebrity Champion!

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(WTIC checks on Paris to see if she is alright.WTIC and the EMTs help Paris get
out of the ring.WTIC and the Bundy clan surround Peg and congradulate their
newest Champion!Looks like Peg and NO MA'AM are starting to take over the
LGW/WGW...AGAIN!)

Ms Monro:Yeah,yeah,yeah...you're the Celebrity Champ.Take it in the back!
We have the the unstoppable LGW Celebrity Champion Fonz taking on 23 Time
World Champion,4 time LGW Champion...The Natureboy!

Fonz:Ayyy!To be da man you gotta beat the man huh?If I beat you then I'm The Man!

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Fonz vs The Natureboy-Non Title Match
(23 Time World Champion Ric Flair pins the unstoppable Fonz after a Butterfly Suplex)

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The Natureboy:Fonz!I may be retired but I am...a wheelin' dealin',kiss stealin',
son of a gun,23 Time World Champion,4 time LGW Champion...The MAN!But
I'll tell you what Fonz...how'd you like to quit foolin' around with that RINKY
DINK Celebrity Title?You're good!I could train you to be a "REAL" Champion!
You already beat everyone there is to beat in the Celeb Division!Think about
it!Fonz defeats Psycho UD and becomes the LGW Champion!IS THAT WHAT YOU
WANT?!?!

(Fonz gives The Natureboy an Ayyy and a thumbs up...They walk up the ramp
together.Natureboy explains what being a "REAL" Champion entails..Buffy's
music plays and Rocker & Slayer make their way to the ring.The fans cheer
wildly!Neil appears at the top of the ramp with Robin Rebel and a wrestler
wearing a hooded ring jacket.We can't see her face...)

Neil:I told you I was working on a new project...From Sunnydale,California!
Standing 5 ' 7" and weighing in at 130 lbs!My newest aquisition,and the ONLY
one who hates Buffy TV Slayer enough to be right for the job...Cordelia Case!
Doc you thought you screwed me on this one...well...

Ms Monro:DON'T SAY IT NEILY!!!

Neil:SCREW YOU!!!

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Rocker & Slayer vs Robin Rebel & Cordelia Chase-WGW Tag Title Match
(Buffy TV Slayer takes a horrendus beating from Robin & Cordelia because
Rocker refuses to tag in.Buffy gets a "blind" tag and Ramona is forced to
face her former partner Robin Rebel!Rebel hits Rocker with everything she's got
then applies the Robin's Claw!It looked bad but an injured Buffy made the save.
A frustrated Robin Rebel tags in Cordelia Chase!Ramona survives a judo flip
and being put in the Camel Clutch twice!Out of nowhere Rocker hits a Rockersault
and gets the pin)
Rocker & Slayer are your WGW Tag Team Champions!

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Buffy TV Slayer:ROCKER YOU ***BLEEP***!You may have won the match and
saved the WGW Tag Titles,but I am NOT ever tagging with you again!

Robin Rebel-Yeah!You obviously care more about GOLD than friendship!

Neil:What?!?!Hey calm down...we don't want...

Cordelia Chase:Neil,let Ramona go.She made her choice.She's no longer a part of
the Team...anyone's team!Bwahaha!

Ramona Rocker:You're ***BLEEP*** right!Buffy I saved your A** in there
and we ARE still the Champions!Robin!Like you wouldn't have done the same thing!
We rose to the Top quickly because we won these belts!You know what goes into
becoming a Tag Champion!AND YOU CORDELIA!!!You are who Neil chose???You
had me beat,but you blew it!One mistake,that's the difference between a CHAMPION
and a midcard BUM!!!I'll find my own partner!Buffy,your partner Kelly Bundy was
cleared by the Medical Staff to wrestle next week.I propose a match,Verminators
versus The Rockers!The winners will be the Undisputed WGW Tag Team Champions!

Dr B: Okay Monro...get the match signed,Verminators vs Ramona Rocker and a
partner of her choosing!Alright last night at a Houseshow in Pomona,CA...Nikita
became the 1st WNW Champion in a 8 Man Sudden Death Match!He wanted his 1st
Title defense to be on SPLASHDOWN against former Catch Wrestling Champion,
The Masked Executioner!It's Power vs Grappling Ability!

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Nikita vs The Masked Executioner-WNW Title Match
(Nikita gets the win after a Stalling Suplex)
Nikita retains the WNW Championship!

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Ms Monro:Nikita nailed that suplex,Ex couldn't kickout!Nikita has his 1st successful
WNW Title defense!What a display of power by "The Russian Nightmare"!Oh baby!
up next two of the best in the business,go head to head for the WGW Title!Beulah
gets her chance to regain the WGW Title,but the currentWGW Champion Stephanie
Paine is standing in her way!It's the Maniacal Brawler vs The Elite Rulebreaker!


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Stephanie Paine vs Beulah-WGW Title Match
(Stephanie ends Beulah's onslaught with her signature Guillotine Legdrop,then gets the pin)

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Dr B:Woo boy what a match!This one could've gone either way!Paine wore Big
Beulah down,then went to the top to execute her Guillotine Legdrop!No one not
even Beulah can get up after a shot like that!Alright it's time for our LGW/WGW
SPLASHDOWN Main Event!When Psycho UD won the LGW Title he promised to be
a FIGHTING Champion,to take on all comers!Tonight he is in with The Warlord!
Power vs Power!

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Psycho UD vs The Warlord-LGW Titlematch
(Psycho UD gets the win after hitting The Warlord with 2 Piledrivers)
Psycho UDS is your LGW Champion!

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Dr B:Psycho UD disposes of The Warlord with...not one but TWO Piledrivers!
Psycho UD retains the LGW Championship!It's been a great show and...

(Screen goes black credits roll...)

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(The next morning...)

Fonz:Whoa why are you waking me up at 3 in the morning?

Natureboy:So you can Train!Cardiovascular is the most important thing if you
want to be the best in this business.

Fonz:You ain't gonna make eat raw eggs are you?

Natureboy:What do you think this is a Hollywood Hulkster movie?GET UP!

(Fonz gets up and The Natureboy puts him through a hard workout!Eventually
they make their way to Power Planet the Ultimate Wrestling School.A 6'5"
robot is wheeled out and his special ramp is lowered so he can get into the ring.)

Fonz:Hey,uh what is this?

Natureboy:Wrestlebot 3000 aka WB3K!It's a training bot.If you can beat WB3K
you will be ready...

(Fonz climbs in the ring...WB3K gives Fonz a beatdown,Fonz comes back with
a jiu jitsu armbar.Fonz applies a double chickenwing,WB3K has a CPU Malfunction.
Fonz wins the match!)

Natureboy:Woo!Fonz you are on your way "Big Man"!Okay Fonz you get Sunday off.
I'll see you on Monday morning...

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[darkrider]

Interesting storyline there Also will Buffy and Cordelia face off down the road ? As for Ramon and Robin we'll see if they are still tag partner's.

[WTIC]

Peg & Fonz rule!

Cordelia is gonna be a top contender, I am sure!

Nikita & Psycho U.D. continue their winning ways!

Fonz is training for some "real" competition, cool!

...and I think Paris needs WTIC to nurse her back to full health, hehehehe! ;D

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LGW/WGW Wednesday Night Wrestling! episode 9

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Shaylene Tanner:Welcome to LGW/WGW WNW!Three Titles,Three Matches!!!
1st up WGW Celebrity Champion Peg Bundy defends against everyones' favorite
Angel...Farah!

(Once again WTIC the Celebrity Trainer accompanies Peg Bundy to the ring.
WTIC to Peg Bundy,"Watch out for that spin kick.She telgraphs when she's
gonna use those knife edge chops,dodge and counterpunch.Sweep her legs!
MERCY IS FOR THE WEAK!You are the WGW Celebrity Champion!Oh BTW,
the best way to defend a punch is to not be there!When Chi is focused anything
can be accomplished,now get in there and give her H*LL!!!")

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Peg Bundy vs Farah-WGW Celebrity Title match!
(Farah takes a knee to the midsection and Bundy gets the pin)

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Barth Gimble:That knee to the midsection made Farah fold like the Sunday Paper!

(WTIC checks on Farah,he whispers something to her and she slides out of the ring.
Peg raises her Title Belt high for the Fans to see!The wrestling fans go crazy!!!
WTIC's cellphone starts ringing,"WTIC...hey hon,uh,I'm working,yeah Peg just
pinned Farah.Yeah that's right Doc has you signed for 2 shows next week!Uh huh,
listen I gotta go,we'll talk more later okay?Yeah me too...bye.")

Shaylene Tanner:The Catch Wrestling Champion Baron Leone is in with former
champ Farmer Burns!This is gonna be a wild one!Burns is angry because he's
been denied Title Matches.Burns wants to hold The Catch Wrestling Title again!
Baron Leone whipped Whipper Watson last week and took the title!He's gonna be
hard to beat!

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Baron Leone vs Farmer Burns-Catch Wrestling Title match!
(Farmer Burns rolls Baron Leone up after a shoulderblock and gets the pin)

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Barth Gimble:What a shoulderblock Burns took Leone right outta his boots with
that one!Farmer Martin Burns has just become a TWO TIME Catch Wrestling
Champion!Well Shaylene,it's time for our WNW Main Event!Nikita won the WNW
Title on Thursday,made his 1st Title Defense on Friday and now he is about
defend The WNW Title for the 1st time on Wednesday Night Wrestling!His
opponent is,"The Man"...Goldberg!Wait a sec...I thought The Natureboy was
"The Man"!Oh whatever...Nikita vs Goldberg!Two out of Three Falls!

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Nikita vs Goldberg-WNW Title match!
1.Goldberg uses a Gorilla Press to get the pin
2.Nikita hits a Russian Sickle and gets the pin
3.Nikita wins the match with a Russian Bearhug
Nikita is your WNW Champion!

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Shaylene Tanner:Nikita is still our WNW Champion!Be sure to checkout LGW/WGW
Houseshow tomorrow and LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN on Friday!We're outtie!

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[WTIC]

Was wondering where the Wednesday mini-episode was, Dr. B!

Nikita over Goldberg? Wow! Off-night for Goldy huh?

Peggy wins, yay! Me and Paris though, hehehe!

Hey, Dr. B! Check this out! Take a look at the second babe on the list of who dated "Bumblebee" Bud Bundy in 2002! Oh my! Maybe you can write something about this in your fed, huh?

www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/david-faustino.htm

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Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN! episode 34

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Dr B:Welcome to LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!In our opener we've got two hard hitting
Celebs!Cordelia Chase takes on Bald Head Britney!

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Cordelia Chase vs Bald Head Britney
(Cordelia uses a camel clutch and combo punches to get the win)

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Ms Monro:Cordelia just proved to me anyway that she belongs in the WGW!
She's not just another Celeb "fluff" wrestler.She's got some talent!

(WTIC the Celebrity Trainer checks on Bald Head Britney.He rubs her head as
he helps her get out of the ring...)

Dr B:This next match is a Classic!Canada's Hitman takes on Oklahoma's Dr Death!
Mat Technician/Highflier vs Power/High Impact Wrestling!

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The Hitman vs Dr Death
(Dr Death gets the win with a Spinebuster)

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Ms Monro:Hey where's "The Stampede"?Oh what a gyp!Okay Aunt Maude makes
much anticipated return to the ring!It'll be Maude,Gymnast Marylou,Leah Remini
and Carrie Fisher in an Elimination Match!Four in one out!

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Maude vs Marylou vs Leah Remini vs Carrie Fisher-Elimination Match!
1.Carrie eliminatews Leah with a liberty lariat
2.Fisher eliminates Maude with a Princess Leia Legdrop
3.Marylou uses a Flying Headscissors to take Carrie down and get the pin

Marylou is the Elimination Match WINNER!

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Dr B:Oh yeah!If I remeber correctly Marylou only has 1 loss in the WGW!We
need to sign her in a WGW Title Match Monro!

Ms Monro:I'm on it Doc,but first it's wrestler vs celeb!WEW's Sarah Del Ray
is in with CAngel - Drew Barrymore!

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Sara Del Ray vs Drew Barrymore
(Sara crashes on the mat due to a botched manuver,Drew gets the pin)

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Dr B:A win is a win!Drew lucked out on that one!Sarah is down,she's gonna be
***BLEEP**ed off when she comes around!

(WTIC gets Drew out of the ring and rushes her to the lockeroom before Sarah
can recover.Sarah Del Ray holds her shoulder as she rises.The EMTs help get
her out of the ring and they take her to the Emergency Medical Area...)

Ms Monro:I've been real impressed by Tia Tanaka and her partner Sumi Sato!
Tonight Tanaka gets a chance of a lifetime!It's Stephanie Paine vs Tia Tanaka
for The WGW Title!

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Stephanie Paine vs Tia Tanaka-WGW Title Match
(Tanaka misses a highflying move Paine capitalizes & gets the pin)

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Ms Monro:Wow!Paine dodged a highflying move by Tanaka,Tia landed on her head,
Stephanie rolls her up and gets the win!Paine retains the WGW Championship!
Hey now here's a match!Those stinkin' NO MA'AMs defend the LGW Tag Titles
against MX Stan Lane & Bobby Eaton!

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NO MA'AM (Al & Griff) vs Midnight Express (Eaton & Lane)-LGW Tag Title Match
(Bobby Eaton gets the pin after hitting Griff with a stinging left hand)
MX are the NEW LGW Tag Team Champions!


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Dr B:I don't believe this!What is this WCW?Eaton and Lane are MY Tag Champ?

(Ramona Rocker butts in from the top of the ramp...)

Ramona Rocker:My partner for tonight...I met her in a Punk Club in Los Angeles.
She was in The Pit,slaming and jamming,she's just a windmill kick away from
getting The GOLD...Mosher Girl!

(These two are an odd couple.Rocker is flashy and out going while Mosher Girl
is dark,dreary and introverted.They are like night and day...The fans cheer as
The Verminators make their way to the ring.Rocker holds up her belt and gives
The Verminators a one finger salute!)

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The Verminators vs Ramona Rocker & Mosher Girl
1.Mosher Girl crash & burns on a high risk manuver,Buffy gets the pin
2.Ramona Rocker hits a Rockersault and gets the pin on Kelly Bundy
3.Mosher Girl knocks Buffy down with thrashing punches & kicks and gets the pin
Rocker & Mosher Girl are the NEW WGW Tag Team Champions!

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(Rocker & Mosher are The Champions,Buffy hands over her belt and Mosher
holds it high!The fans boo loudly they don't approve of the new Tag Champions!
Neil comes down to congradulate Rocker & Mosher...)

Ramona Rocker:WHOA BACKUP NEILY!We've got NEW Representation!You find out
who our Manager is next week!

Neil:What?How can you...oh I give up do what you like...

Msa Monro:Oooh,trouble in paradise Neily!In our LGW/WGW Main Event...
Psycho UD puts the LWG Title on the line against Toru Tanaka!This is gonna
be a fight!!!

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Psycho UD vs Toru Tanaka-LGW Title Match
(Psycho UD hits a waistlock slam and gets the pin)

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Dr B:It was just one power move after the other!Toru couldn't get an offense going.
Psycho UD is still The LGW Champion!Seeya next time on LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!

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(WTIC gets washed up and gets ready for a big date!He opens the door a reveals that
it's...it's...NOPE I AIN'T TELLING ...you'll have to wait till next to find out who's at the door!)

[darkrider]

Neil" Ramona rocker has dumped Neil as a manger. It's her loss.As for Ms. Mosh we'll see how long you last. After all there's plenty of fish in this galaxy.

[WTIC]

May 2, 2008 13:09:22 GMT -5 @darkrider said:

Neil" Ramona rocker has dumped Neil as a manger. It's her loss.

LOLOLOLOLOL!

As for Bald Head Britney, I wanna rub her ELSEWHERE, hehehhehehe! ;D

Dr Death over Hitman? Wow, must have been a 5-star match!

Marylou, Steph, Drew, and Rocker & Mosher Girl are looking good!

Psycho U.D. continues to impress! Could be a while before someone can take the Belt from him!

Can't wait to see whether or not "WTIC" is dating Mountain Fiji now!

[darkrider]

Mount Fuji ? hope you like sushi ?

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Mountain Fiji?!?!hahaha!I wonder If Kelly did a Mountain Fiji card in her GLOW thread!
Nope,not Awesome Kong either...

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[darkrider]

The next card is on friday right ?

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Neil:Next SPLASHDOWN is on Friday,WNW is on Wednesday and LGW/WGW Houseshows are on Thursday in my WRESTLING SIMULATOR thread in Other Games.

Speaking of Houseshows I've noticed that the numbers are jumping over there!Somebody's watching!Numbers are jumping for WNW and SPLASHDOWN too!Please don't be afraid to send comments.As long as people are here reading,I'll keep doing my shows.Is there any "Special" match that any of you the fans want to see?As long as there is a card or bootleg for the wrestlers you want to pit against each other,I WILL play the match out.This is "The Peoples' Fed,for the people,by the people!"Thank You for your support!

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LGW/WGW Wednesday Night Wrestling! episode 10

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Shaylene Tanner:Welcome to WNW!In our opener JLD returns!Her opponent will
be,"The Beach Bunny from Sunny California"...Malibu!

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JLD vs Malibu
(Malibu gives JLD a piledriver on the concrete and gets DQed,JLD wins the match)

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(Celebrity Trainer WTIC rushes to ringside.He checks on JLD.She a bit groggy
but JLD manages to situp with WTIC's help.)

JLD:Oh,what happened?Where am I?

WTIC:You're okay you just got hit in the head,kinda hard...

(JLD throws her arms around WTIC and kisses him!The fans go,"Ooooh!")

JLD:Hey let's do that thing,you when you...

WTIC:Uh,you can't talk about that thing!We're on TV!Come on let's get you in the back...

Barth Gimble:Well,hoo boy,there's no doubt who was calling WTIC now!I'd like to...
uh I mean...this is GIGANTUS' last week in exile!Tonight their opponents are,
D'artigo and...

Neil:Giant Jayne!Big Bad Helene!You BIG DUMMIES have been a pain in my rear
from day one!The winner of this match will be the Number One Contenders for
The WGW Tag Titles!Jayne I know you want a piece of Ramona!She turned on
us and we want her too!It's just a question of who wants it more!Faith,Mellony
let's go to work...

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D'artigo vs GIGANTUS
1.Giant Jayne pins Mellony after she nailed her with a Rockbottom
2.Faith reverse Giant Jayne's atempt to throw her into the turnbuckles
She rolls the groggy Giant Jayne up and gets a quick pin
3.it took a atomic drop-suplex combo,a spine crushing kneedrop and a fireman's
carry slam to finally put Faith down.Big Bad Helene gets the pin!
GIGANTUS are the Number One Contenders!

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(Out of nowhere Ramona Rocker appears and clotheslines Giant Jayne!Mosher
Girl nails BBH witha spinkick off the top!Mellony charges in but gets a reverse
knife edge that sends her sprawling across the mat!Rocker & Mosher are
fighting two teams at once!What the...running toward the ring...it's Skandar
Akbar!!!He's got Luna & Madusa with him!What're they doing here?Luna &
Madusa slide into the ring...they're all over D'artigo!Mosher throws BBH out
of the ring.Ramona & Mosher get Giant Jayne up...BRAINBUSTER!!!They kick
Giant Jyane through the ropes and onto the floor...)

Ramona Rocker:NEILY!You wanted to know who our NEW Manager is?Take a
look...it's SKANDAR AKBAR!

Skandar Akbar:Neil you think you had it hard before?Well I Skandar Akbar
have assembled THE FOUR MOST EVIL wrestlers and my Army will destroy
anyone who gets in our way!I'm warning you Neil,get out while you can!!!
Someone's gonna get hurt...maybe YOU!

Shaylene Tanner:Alright Obama hit the road!And you stay away from me!!!
Madusa don't make me mad!Go on!It's time for the WNW Main Event!The WNW
Champion Nikita takes on NO MA'AM's Bob Rooney!

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Nikita vs "The Handyman" Bob Rooney-WNW Title Match!
(After a knock down drag out fight,Nikita gets a submission win with a Russian Bearhug)

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Barth Gimble:What a match!Nikita disposes of Bob Rooney but this wasn't no walk in
the park!Rooney took the fight to Big Nikita!Unfortunately NO ONE gets out of that
Russian Bearhug!Nikita get a submission win over "The Handyman"!Tune in tomorrow
for LGW/WGW Houseshow and Friday for LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!

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[darkrider]

Neil" Hey Skandor i'm not afraid of some doofus who wraps his head in a towel. As for you Ramona you'll never touch me as long as my bodyguard Mercy is here to watch my back. As for your two stooges Akbar all i can say is anytime anywhere. right ladies ?"

Cordelia" we here on this stable stand together."

Faith" Thats right Neil."

Menolly" Damn straight Boss."

Mercy" Nobody lays a hand on mr. Neil while i'm here."

Neil" One last thing towel-boy. You'll be back in the Middle East asking for alm's when i'm done with you."

Mr. Neil and his stable turn and leave.

[WTIC]

JLD? Yeah, I'd tap that! ;D

Can't wait till Friday's card!

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WTIC:Cool Pic!The plot thickens...hahaha!

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Legends Galaxy Wrestling/Womens Galaxy Wrestling SPLASHDOWN! episode 35

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Dr B:Welcome to LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!We've got a rematch!On WNW,Malibu
gave JLD a piledriver on the concrete.Julia demanded a rematch!Ms Monro got
it signed.Let's go to the ring!

("Walk Don't Run" by The Ventures plays and Malibu runs down and slides in the ring!
As her music fades JLD appears at the top of the ramp!She's accompanied to the ring
by Celebrity Trainer WTIC...)

WTIC:Let's go!Malibu got lucky last time!You can do this!Keep it inside the ring.

JLD:YEAH!I'm gonna kick some "Beach Bunny" ***BLEEP***!Then we can go
back to the room and do that thing...

WTIC:Julia I told you we can't talk about that...on TV!Okay get in there and show
that Bleach Blonde Bimbo what you got!

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Julia Louis-Dreyfus vs Malibu
(JLD get the win with a Slamdunk Faceslam)

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Ms Monro:JLD wastes no time she gets a quick win over Malibu.Oh yuck!HEY!
There ain't no kissing in wrestling!Break it up!This is WRESTLING!Not no sex orgy!
Sheesh get a room!

Dr B:We got a Challenge Match next!Big Al Bundy claims Fonz can't beat him,
even if he's being trained by The Natureboy!Fonz put his Celeb Title on the
line!The two BEST Celebs in the LGW!Unfortunately only one can be Champion!

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Fonz vs Al "The Shoe In" Bundy-LGW Celebrity Title Match
(The Referee throws the match out due to outside interference by The Natureboy)

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Dr B:That does it on the next WNW it will be Fonz vs Bundy in a Cage!No outside
interference,no time limit,no DQ!Natureboy you will be handcuffed to former
LGW champ Terry Funk so you won't get any ideas!

Ms Monro:After that frakus on WNW,I took it upon myself to sign this next match!
It's gonna be Rocker,Mosher,Madusa & Luna with Akbar against Faith,Mellony,
Cordelia & Robin Rebel with Neil & Mercy!You wanna fight? Well go ahead!

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Rocker,Mosher,Madusa & Luna vs D'artigo, Robin Rebel & Cordelia Chase-Elimination Match
1.Luna climbs to the top and flies,Cordelia moves out of the way.Luna is
hurt and cannot continue,she is eliminated!
2.Cordelia throws Madusa into the turnbuckle then scrubs her face on the mat
Cordelia gets the pin.Madusa is eliminated
3.Rocker goes into her tights,then decks Cordelia with a foreign object.Cordelia
is eliminated!
4.Rocker decks Faith with the foreign object.Faith is eliminated!
5.Mellony is hurt attempting a high risk manuver.Mellony is eliminated!
6.Robin Rebel puts Mosher Girl in an upside down figure four around the post!
Mosher holds on but eventually taps.Mosher is eliminated!
7.Ramona Rocker bites Robin Rebel's face and spits blood,she Rock Bottoms
Rebel into the turnbuckles!Robin is stunned Rocker goes for a pin!1-2 NO!
only a two count!Robin cracks Rocker with the foreign object!1-2 Ramona
gets a shoulder up!Robin Rebel goes to the top and hits a splash!Both wrestlers
are hurt,Rebel lays a hand on Ramona 1-2-3!Robin Rebel wins the match!

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(Akbar slides in and hits Robin Rebel with his walking stick!D'artigo and Cordelia
slide in and attack!Rocker & Mosher give Cordelia a 3D!Madusa kicks Faith in the
midsection...STUNNER!Mellony takes Luna down with a swinging neckbreaker!
Neil is in with a baseball bat!PING!PING!PING!Neil is dropping wrestlers left and
right!Akbar trips Mercy with his walking stick!Luna & Mosher pound her!Ramona
stops Neil's onslaught with a low blow from behind!Akbar breaks his walking stick
over Neil's head...)

Akbar:NEILY!That was just a warning!I told you someone would get hurt!Ladies
our work is done,let's go!

Dr B:Neil's Team won the match,but Akbar's Team are winning the war!They
really are an "Evil Alliance"!Okay the WGW Champion Stephnie Paine takes on
"The Olympian" Marylou!Brawler vs High Impact/Highflier!

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Stephanie Paine vs Marylou
(Paine survives a Tumble Run.a Senton Back Splash and a reverse rollup. She
gets the win with a chairshot and a quick rollup)
Stephanie Paine is your WGW Champion!

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Ms Monro:That Stephanie Paine is tough!Paine took not one,but two of Marylou's
best high impact manuvers!We thought she was done when Marylou went for that
reverse rollup,but Stephanie got a shoulder up!Not the most legal way to get the
win!Paine connected with a chairshot and got the pin!

Dr B:In our LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN Main Event,LGW Champion Psycho UD
puts his title on the line against "The Dog" JYD!

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Psycho UD vs JYD-LGW Title Match!
(JYD charges Psycho UD with crawling headbutts.While UD is still a bit groggy
"The Dog" rolls him up and gets the threecount)
The Junkyard Dog is the NEW LGW Champion!

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Dr B:HOLEY!I don't believe this!Two time tag champ JYD is now your LGW
Champion!JYD did what no one else could do!Maybe it's because he used his
head...bwahaha!Oh my...JYD is your LGW Champion!

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[WTIC]

JLD & WTIC? Cool! But I don't think JLD's hubby, Brad Hall, is gonna be too happy about it!

The rest of the card was pretty solid! Can't wait for the cage match between Fonzie and Al Bundy!

[darkrider]

Hey Wtic you better keep your hands off my ladies. Otherwise a great show. ;D

[mft]

May 9, 2008 12:43:39 GMT -5 @darkrider said:

Hey Wtic you better keep your hands off my ladies. Otherwise a great show. ;D

At least it wasn't your "boys" neily!

Never know about ol' WTIC!!!