JamieOD's Springfield Nuclear Wrestling

[JamieOD]

This is my own Simpsons bootleg fed. There are three shows in this fed. The flagship show is Meltdown, featuring the heavyweight division and filmed in Krustylu Studios. Then there is Kid Chaos, which features the children of Springfield and is filmed at Springfield Elementary. Finally there is Bar Brawl, filmed at Moe's Tavern and consisting of hardcore matches. I have no idea how often I'll be updating but I'll try my best. The first Meltdown show is about to be posted and will have a 30 man Royal Rumble to determine the SNW Springfield champion (as if Springfield deserves a World championship).

The Simpsons bootlegs site can be found here.

groups.yahoo.com/group/springfieldcotg

[JamieOD]

Springfield Nuclear Wrestling
Meltdown 1

Comic Book Guy Vs Sgt. Eddie
The Sea Captain Vs Dr. Nick Riviera
Cletus Vs Otto Mann
Sgt. Lou Vs Akira
Disco Stu Vs Dr. Colossus

30-Man Royal Rumble to determine the 1st SNW Springfield Champion

The fireworks go off as the theme music plays over the speakers. The crowd is excited as we go to our announcing team, Kent Brockman and Troy MClure.

Kent Brockman: Welcome to Meltdown! We are here in Krustylu Studios because tonight, thirty men will enter the ring and one will come out the winner in this over-the-top-rope match! We have several of the wrestlers backstage, ready to give us their comments on the upcoming match. I'm here at ringside with my broadcasting colleague, Troy McClure.

Troy McClure: Hi! I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such wrestling classics like Grappleparty, the Brawl in the Fall Season and the World Ultimate Super Extreme Wrestling Championship Federation of Entertainment. Kent, this is going to be an amazing night.

Kent Brockman: It better be. Let's go backstage where Arnie Pie is with Snake.

Backstage with Arnie Pie and Snake.

Arnie Pie: Snake, tonight you compete in the Royal Rumble. What luck will you get when you draw your number?

Snake: Woah dude, I don't care what number I enter in, 'cause when I get into the ring, I'm gonna toss out one wrestler and then another, and then another, and then another, and then another, and then another, and then another, and then another, and then another, and then another, and then another, and then another, and then another, until I'm the only guy left, dude!

He walks off. We go back to Kent and Troy at ringside.

Kent Brockman: Snake sounds ready for this, and who wouldn't be?

Troy McClure: Yes, because the winner of the Royal Rumble will become the first SNW Springfield Champion!

Kent Brockman: And over the coming weeks we'll see the crowning of two more champions. Next week will be the crowning the Channel 6 Champion and also the start of a tournament to crown the Tag Team Champions.

Troy McClure: Okay. And we're now going over to Edna Krabapple.

Mrs. Krabapple is with Homer, Moe and Barney.

Mrs. Krabapple: The match is almost starting. What are each of your thoughts on winning?

Moe: Listen here, we've had experience from fights with loads of people before. Hell, we've even won a few. So it's easy to say we have the best chance of winning.

Barney: We've got Lady luck with us tonight and she has a truck-load of luck with her. That's how lucky I feel.

Homer: And she has beer, too. Mmmmmmm...Beer!

Grampa walks in.

Grampa: Oh, I'm gonna teach all you skampers a lesson in fighting.

Homer: Dad? You're in this match? But you're too old!

Grampa: Not too old to beat you down! See you in the rounded circle, which is what we used to call the ring back in the old days.

He walks off.

Somewhere backstage is the Mafia (Fat Tony, Legs & Louie). Behind them is a blackboard with loads of names and their odds of winning beside them. Around a dozen people, including Lenny and Carl, are crowding around, trying to get their bets in.

Fat Tony: Fellas, fellas, please keep calm. There is enough time to get your bets here. Might I add, that me and my boys are the favourites to win.

Lenny: That's because you're running this gambling ring and you get to choose the odds. Tonight, me and Carl will wipe the floor with you.

Chief Wiggum, Lou and Eddie walk in through the crowd, pushing people out of the way.

Chief Wiggum: Okay guys, out of the way. We have an important job to do for the city. (to Fat Tony) Fifty on me to win.

Fat Tony: With pleasure.

Chief Wiggum: Eddie, you putting anything on yourself?

Eddie: Sure. (to Legs) Twenty for me to win my match...and ten for Krusty to win the rumble.

Chief Wiggum: What about you, Lou?

Lou: Nah? I'm fine.

Carl: (looks at his watch) Hey Lenny, the show is about to start.

Fat Tony: Boys, let's roll!

Everyone leaves the room. We go back to ringside as the first SNW match is about to start! Sideshow Mel is the announcer. But suddenly...Mr Burns' music hits!

Troy McClure: It's Mr. Burns!

Kent Brockman: What is the owner of the company doing down here?

Troy McClure: You just answered your own question. He's the owner! He can come down whenever he likes!

Mr. Burns comes down, unescorted to the ring (Smithers is in the Royal Rumble). He grabs a mic.

Mr. Burns: Ahoy, ahoy! Tonight, you will see gladatorial combat the way it was meant to be seen. Only here in the SNW would you see a clown wrestle with a mayor, a bus driver grapple with a store owner and a drunk punch another drunk. Enjoy the show. I know I will because I'm in the VIP suite, so I don't have to stay down here with you lot. Ta ta!

The crowd boos as Mr. Burns walks back up the ramp.

Kent Brockman: Some harsh, yet exciting, words from Mr. Burns.

Comic Book Guy Vs Sgt. Eddie
Sgt. Eddie was quick to start the match with an Elbow Smash and a Bicycle Kick. An Armbreaker DDT only got a 2 count. Comci Book Guy came back after reversing an Irish Whip to the turnbuckle. Sgt. Eddie soon took control but was unable to lift Comic book Guy for a Power Slam. Comic Book Guy hit the COLLECTOR'S ITEM to get the win.
Winner: Comic Book Guy

The Sea Captain Vs Dr. Nick Riviera
Dr. Nick defeated The Sea Captain with the HI EVERYBODY.
Winner: Dr. Nick Riviera

Cletus Vs Otto Mann
This was a dark match (the janitor didn't know about the taping and switched off the lights while it was going on). Otto won with the BUS CRASH.
Winner: Otto Mann

Sgt. Lou Vs Akira
There was some good chain wrestling between the two. Akira made the mistake of focusing his offence on Karate Chops as Sgt. Lou eventually figured out a way to counter or dodge them. After Jumping Heel Kick and a Missile Dropkick, Sgt. Lou made akira tap out to the Lights Out.
Winner: Sgt. Lou

Disco Stu Vs Dr. Colossus
Disco Stu caught Dr. Colossus off guard with a Knee Stomp but Dr. Colossus got his own back with a Spinebuster. Disco Stu was thrown to the outside where he was whipped into the barrier. Disco Stu escaped a Shoulderbreaker and knocked Dr. Colossus down with a flashy Spinning Heel Kick. Disco Stu went up top and hit a Diving Elbow to get the 3 count.
Winner: Disco stu

30-Man Royal Rumble to determine the 1st SNW Springfield Champion

Order of Entry
1. Bumblebee Man
2. Moe Szyslak
3. Carl Carlson
4. Rev. Lovejoy
5. Sideshow Bob
6. Rainier Wolfcastle
7. Homer Simpson
8. Barney Gumble
9. Dr. Hibbert
10. Lenny Leonard
11. Louie
12. Legs
13. Fat Tony
14. Krusty The Klown
15. The Rich Texan
16. Chief Wiggum
17. Prof. Frink
18. Superintendant Chalmers
29. Grampa Simpson
20. Duffman
21. Hank Scorpio
22. Dredrick Tatum
23. Groundskeeper Willie
24. Snake
25. Principal Skinner
26. Waylon Smithers
27. Gil
28. Mayor Quimby
29. Apu Nahasapeemapetalan
30. Ned Flanders

Order of Elimination
1. Bumblebee Man by Moe Szyslak
2. Moe Szyslak by Sideshow Bob
3. Carl Carlson by Rev. Lovejoy
4. Sideshow Bob by Rainier Wolfcastle
5. Barney Gumble by Dr. Hibbert
6. Rainier Wolfcastle by Homer Simpson
7. Rev. Lovejoy by Dr. Hibbert
8. Lenny Leonard by Homer Simpson (Homer slipped and accidentaly pulled down the top rope when Lenny ran to the ropes)
9. Dr. Hibbert by Homer Simpson
10. Legs by Homer Simpson
11. Homer Simpson by Fat Tony & Louie
12. Fat Tony by Krusty The Klown
13. Louie by The Rich Texan (Double Elimination)
14. The Rich Texan by Louie (Double Elimination)
15. Chief Wiggum by Krusty The Klown
16. Grampa Simpson by Krusty The Klown
17. Prof. Frink by Duffman
18. Duffman by Dredrick Tatum
19. Krusty The Klown by Dredrick Tatum
20. Superintendant Chalmers by Hank Scorpio
21. Dredrick Tatum by Principal Skinner
22. Waylon Smithers by Hank Scorpio
23. Principal Skinner by Snake
24. Gil by Groundskeeper Willie
25. Groundskeeper Willie by Hank Scorpio (Double Elimination)
26. Hank Scorpio by Groundskeeper Willie (Double Elimination)
27. Apu Nahasapeemapetalan by Snake
28. Mayor Quimby by Snake
29. Snake by Ned Flanders (Double Elimination)
30. Ned Flanders by Snake (Double Elimination)

The SNW officials come down and discuss what to do. One of them holds up Snake's hand in victory!

Troy McClure: Snake won it!

Another holds Ned Flanders' hand in victory! The Squeeky Voiced Teen makes a decision and tells Sideshow Mel.

Kent Brockman: No! Ned won it!

Troy McClure: It can't be Ned! The ref is holding up Snake's hand.

Kent Brockman: Pay attention! The other ref is saying that Ned won it!

Troy McClure: But Ned's feet touched first! So obviously, Snake is the winner!

Kent Brockamn: Get glasses you overblown D-List act! Snake's feet hit the ground first!

Troy McClure: Who are you calling an overblown sidekick act, you dead-end news reporter! You just waste your time in local affairs while I'm an A-List actor!

Kent Brockman: You're a D-List actor and an A-List jackass! (holds his ear-piece) Hold on...It looks as if a decision is about to be made.

Troy McClure: Saved by the bell, jerk.

Kent Brockman: Stop it!

Sideshow Mel: Ladies and Gentlemen! Since both of the competitors' feet touched the floor at the same time, the match has been determined a draw between Snake & Ned Flanders!

Mr. Burns appears on the screen.

Mr. Burns: What the blazes is happening! Listen to me. Since we have a tie and I will not accept sharing in this company I'll settle this myself. Next week, these two will face off and the winner of that match will become the champion of this idiotic pigsty! That is all.

Kent Brockman: So it seems we have to wait until next week to find out who the champion is.

Troy McClure: Does that mean we'll get paid for working the rest of the shows?

Kent Brockman: Yes, I guess so.

Troy McClure: (excited) I can't wait for next week!

Kent Brockman: This is Kent Brockman, signing off.

Troy McClure: Finally I'm getting paid.

[JamieOD]

Springfield Nuclear Wrestling
Kid Chaos 1

16-Boy Tournament to Determine 1st Boys Champion
Round 1 - Random drawing
Bart Simpson, Milhouse van Houten, Martin Prince, Jimbo Jones, Nelson Muntz, Kearny, Dolph, Database, Hamm, Ralph Wiggum, Lewis, Rod Flanders, Todd Flanders, Wendell Borton, Uter, Pepi.

8-Girl Tag Team Match
Lisa Simpson, Alex Whitney, Sherri & Terri Vs Alison Taylor, Janey Hagstrom, Jessica Lovejoy & Francine

The fireworks (supplied by Bart's confiscated fireworks box in Springfield Elementary) go off as the theme music plays over the speakers. The crowd is excited as we go to our announcing team, Bill and Marty.

Bill: Hello and welcome to the first Kid Chaos, here at Springfield Elementary!

Marty: Tonight will be the start of the 16-Boy tournament to determine the Boys champion!

Bill: And that's not all. We have an 8-Girl tag team match for our main event. This is going to be an interesting night. But before we go on, let us remind you about the setting. Kid Chaos is all about the Kids Division. Both they Boys and Girls of Springfield wrestle only on this show. Because of this, it is fitting that Mr. Burns hired Seymor Skinner, the Principal of Springfield Elementary, to become the General Manager, or "Principal," of the show.

Marty: And you may have noticed that the ring isn't square. To fully utilise the high-flying action from the Kids Division, the SNW has created a specially designed and original 6-sided wrestling ring.

Bill: I thought they stole the ide...

Marty: (whispers) Shut up! (out loud) And now we go over to Principal Skinner who is going to announce the tournament.

Cut to Principal Skinner in his office.

Skinner: Children and viewers, let me first announce that I was dissapointed by my performance in the Royal Rumble on Monday. I wasn't fully prepaired because my Mother wouldn't let me out to train during a school night. However, I will sort that out another time. Tonight, we have the first round of the Boys Championship tournament. So without further stalling, here is the first match.

Dolph Vs Uter
Dolph took control for most of the match, even giving Uter a Nuggie for his troubles. Uter managed to escape and give Dolph a Back Body Drop. After doing a Knee Drop and a 1st Rope Elbow Drop, Uter ran out of breath, allowing Dolph to get back to his feet and land the SWIRLY SPECIAL for the win.
Winner: Dolph

Marty: It looks like Uter will have to lay off the chocolate. Dolph goes through!

Rod Flanders Vs Hamm
Rod's Dropsault sent Hamm out of the ring and followed up with a plancha. Both restlers were close to getting counted out but they narrowly climbed back into the ring. Rod did the CONVERTER but Hamm got his foot on the rope. A failed Deathjump attempt led to a Sitout Jawbreaker by Hamm followed by the HAMMTON BOMB.
Winner: Hamm

Jimbo Jones Vs Nelson Muntz
The two can't believe they're against each other! They High-Five each other before the start. In the end it was Jimbo who hit a spaer and then the WEDGIE DDT to go through to the next round. After the match Jimbo and Nelson High-Five each other.
Winner: Jimbo Jones

Todd Flanders (w/ Rod Flanders) Vs Database (w/ Hamm)
Both kids were accompanied by their tag partners for this fast-paced match match. Todd sent Database to the outside with a Super Kick. Hamm went over to check on his friend but was warned by the Squeeky-Voiced Teen not to get involved. Database hit a Side Effect for a two count. Todd went for the CONVERTER but Database ducked, leaving the Teen to take the blow! All four kids then got involed as if it was a tag team match. Database done the TWISTING DATA but Rod ditracted the Teen from making the count. Hamm suddenly leapt over the top rope onto Rodd! Database then done a Super Leg Drop to get the win.
Winner: Database

Pepi Vs Milhouse van Houten
Nobody expected it, but these two put on the match of the night. Milhouse had complete control at the start with a nice Dragon Screw followed by a Dropkick to Pepi's face as he sat up. Pepi tried to surprise Milhouse with a Springboard but Milhouse shook the ropes for an awkward landing. A Dropkick sent Pepi hanging from the top rope and onto the floor below. Milhouse then surprised everyone in the audience by climbing the top turnbuckle and jump off for an almost perfect Cross Body to Pepi outside! Pepi was able to take control when he Back Body Dropped Milhouse over the barrier. Pepi broke the 10 count and went back out of the ring to Suplex Milhouse onto the floor! Pepi gave Milhouse a Brainbuster that would have got him the win if Milhouse had not put his foot on the rope. Milhouse got a second wind with a Reverse DDT. However, Pepi reversed an Irish Whip which led Milhouse to attempt a Sunset Flip. Somehow, some way, Pepi managed to counter it into the PEPI BOMB to win a fantastic match.
Winner: Pepi

Bill: What a match!

Marty: This is exactly the type of action you can only see on Kid Chaos!

Bill: Well, there's that and also the World Wres...

Marty: Don't you ever know when to shut up!

Bart Simpson Vs Martin Prince
A pretty quick match took place next. Martin took control with an Armbar Takedown but then missed a Knee Drop. Bart retaliated with a vicious Kick Combo followed by a Cherry Bomb. He then climbed up top and landed the 5 STAR BART SPLASH to go through.
Winner: Bart Simpson

Ralph Wiggum Vs Lewis
It was obvious that Ralph's head wasn't in the game. Despite a humorous moment when crawled around the ring like a dog and took a bite out of Lewis' leg, he was quickly beaten by an Enzuigiri and then the COMPLETE SHOT.
Winner: Lewis

Kearny Vs Wendell Borton
This was the last tournament match of the night. Wendell was the underdog going into this match as he faced the bald bully, Kearny. Kearny was in control, hitting a powerful Bicycle Kick early in the match. However, Wendell caught him off guard by dodging a Corner Splash and following up with an Inverted Atomic Drop. Wendell made the most of his opportunity, going as far to give Kearny a Rydeen Bomb. Everyone thought Wendell had the match won when he did the MOTION SICKNESS but Kearny moved out of the way. Kearny won the match with a Bully Backbreaker.
Winner: Kearny

8-Girl Tornado Tag Team Match
Lisa Simpson, Alex Whitney, Sherri & Terri Vs Allison Taylor, Janey Hagstrom, Jessica Lovejoy & Francine
The main event was a fast-paced Tornado Tag mach featuring the Girls of the Kids Divison. Everyone had an opportunity to show everyone that women are capable of being pro wrestlers (although why it has to be proven by children is never explained). Sherri & Terri gave Janey the TWIN DDT. Jessica gave Sherri the KILLJOY. Terri gave Jessica the SIAMESE DRAGON when the pin was broken by Francine. Francine overpowered almost the entire opposition but came really close to tapping out to Lisa's A+ Lock. The match ended when Allison dodged a Deathjump from Alex and pinned her with a Victory Roll. After the match, some of the Girls from both teams shook hands as a show of good sportsmanship. Jesscia refused to go along with this while Francine just ignored everyone and left once the bell rang.
Winners: Allison, Janey, Jessica & Francine

Bill: That's all we have for tonight, folks.

Marty: I don't know what's going on with Francine. She's doesn't look interested in being a good sport.

Bill: Yeah, the same with Jessica Lovejoy. But then again, word is that she's a b...

Marty: GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!

Bill: Calm down, I said brat.

[GalactiKing]

Cool results so far. Can't wait to see more.

[JamieOD]

Springfield Nuclear Wrestling
Bar Brawl 1

Dr. Hibbert Vs Krusty the Klown
Principal Skinner Vs Bumblebee Man
Disco Stu Vs Chief Wiggum

Duff Challenge
Duffman Vs ? ? ?

Groundskeeper Willie Vs Hank Scorpio

The theme music plays over the speakers. The camera pans through the crowd, showing Moe behind the counter. Homer, Barney, Lenny and Carl are all showing off in front of the camera. The crowd is excited as we go to our announcing team, Bill and Marty.

Bill: It's Saturday night and what better way to celebrate the weekend then to start a Bar Brawl in Moe's Tavern!

Marty: And our first show is bound to be great. Tonight we will see a host of Springfield's top citizens compete tonight. Every match held tonight is held under hardcore rules. That means no holds are barred, pinfalls and submissions count anywhere and there are no disqualifications! One of our big matches tonight will be the Scottish Bad guy, Groundskeeper Willie taking on GLOBEX owner Hank Scorpio!

Bill: We will also have the first of our exclusive weekly segment, the Duff Challenge! Duffman will challenge anybody in the SNW roster. If they can beat Duffman, they will win a truck-load of Duff beer!

A camera outside Moe's Tavern shows the truck of Duff with several beautiful models wearing bikinis posing beside it.

Sideshow Bob's music hits. He walks down to the ring and grabs a mic.

Bill: Well, it looks like Sideshow Bob has something on his mind.

Sideshow Bob: People. A great injustice happened this week. I was robbed of my chance to become the SNW Springfield champion! And now I have been forced to make an appearance at this slobbish dump!

The crowd boo. Moe, who is behind the counter as the 'Barman', looks insulted.

Sideshow Bob: I mean honestly, why should I, a man of high culture, be even bothered to come down here to entertain a bunch of yellow-bellied drunks!

Moe: Oh that's it!

Moe, Homer, Barney, Carl and Lenny get off their seats and into the ring, with a large pop. Moe is holding a mic.

Moe: Listen here! You don't like this dump? Then get the hell out of here!

The crowd cheers.

Sideshow Bob: Fine! I will.

He prepares to walk out with his hands in his pockets. Suddenly he takes his hands out and punches Barney's lights out! The others charge Sideshow Bob, but he runs out of the ring. He holds up his right hand, showing that he's wearing brass knuckles!

Marty: Where did he get those from?

Bill: It must have come from his pants!

Lenny and Carl help Barney up.

Moe: Alright, that's it! I was just going to kick you out but now, I have a better idea. Tonight, right here in Moe's Tavern, there will be a (counts everyone in the ring) Ten-Man Hardcore Tornado Tag Team match! On one side will be Sideshow Bob, with four partners of his choice against the Self-Proclaimed Springfield's Greatest Tag Team, Carl and Lenny (crowd cheers)! The Non-Alcoholic Butt-Kicker, Barney Gumble (crowd cheers)! The Beer-Drinking, Donut-Eating, TV-Watching, Innovator of Idiocy...

Homer: Hey!

Moe: ...Homer Simpson (crowd cheers)! And the the Barman of SNW Bar Brawl, who is single, ladies...Me, Moe Szyslak!

Moe's entrance music play over the speakers as Sideshow Bob heads back to the locker room/Men's Bathroom.

Marty: Well, you heard it folks. Moe's first night running the show and he's already made a blockbuster main event!

Bill: You said that right, Marty. But who will be Sideshow Bob's tag team partners?

Dr. Hibbert Vs Krusty the Klown
Krusty played to the crowd by tripping Dr. Hibbert several times at the start. He also got the crowd counting along for a Stalled Suplex. He held Dr. Hibbert up for around 20 seconds, but the already drunk crowd could only reply with "1...1...1...1...1...Blast off!" Krusty took too much time showboating winding up for a Dusty Rhodes style Bioni Elbow as Hibbert kicked him in the gut to stop him. hibber took control with a Belly-To-Belly Suplex and won the match with the SPINE SURGERY.
Winner: Dr. Hibbert

Principal Skinner Vs Bumblebee Man
A quick match took place next when the normally patient Skinner tried to end the match early with the DETENTION HOLD. Bumblebee Man managed to reach the ropes and escape the hold. Bumblebee Man was thrown to the outside but snapped Skinner's neck off of the top rope. Bumblebee Man climbed up top and hit the BEE SPLASH for the pin.
Winner: Bumblebee Man

Disco Stu Vs Chief Wiggum
A complete massacre for Chief Wiggum as he took advantage of the hardcore rules with a steel chair shot to Stu's head. Wiggum won the match with the WIGGUM SLAM. After the match Sgt. Eddie & Sgt. Lou ran down and the police started to beat down on Disco Stu.
Winner: Chief Wiggum

Chief Wiggum, Eddie and Lou continue to attack Disco Stu. Eddie and Lou do the BOOK 'EM on Disco Stu. Suddenly, a voice is heard throughout the bar.

Comic Book Guy: Stand Back! There's a Comic Book coming through!

Comic Book Guy's music is played over the speakers. Comic Book Guy runs out to the ring dressed as a superhero (something similar to Rosey's superhero outfit)! He attacks Sgt. Eddie and Sgt. Lou while Chief Wiggum runs out of the ring. Comic Book Guy does the COLLECTOR'S ITEM on Eddie. He dodges a chair shot from Lou and gives him the LIMITED EDITION. He clears the ring of the cops and protects Disco Stu. He grabs a mic.

Comic Book Guy: Citizens of Springfield! I am shocked to see the city's police force do such a terrible act of violence on a man who did not break any law.

Chief Wiggum: But those chains on him look illegal.

Comic Book Guy: Chief, I am not surprised at seeing you do this. For you are turning to the dark side! I shall get you back, by defeating the evil inside you in next week's issue - I mean Meltdown! Be warned evil-doers. Comic Book Guy is here!

Comic Book Guy's music is played over the speakers as he poses for the crowd. They just laugh at him.

Bill: It looks like Comic Book Guy isn't a fan of Chief Wiggum. And he's challenging him to a match on Meltdown!

Cut to Sideshow Bob walking outside Moe's Tavern. Rainier Wolfcastle walks over to him.

Rainier Wolfcastle: Sideshow Bob, I just heard about your match and, as a fellow Republican, I will join you in beating their hides!

Sideshow Bob: Why, thank you! I'm glad you have decided to help me out. Us Republicans have to stick together.

Rainier Wolfcastle: I am not doing this because of politics! I am doing this to get revenge on that fat momma's boy who eliminated me in the Royal Rumble! Tonight will be my vengeance.

Sideshow Bob: Good. Good. Now let me see, I have you by my side and I need three more wrestlers. I'm the brains and you're the brawn. I think we might need a mixture of both. (snaps his fingers) I got it! Rainier, follow me.

They leave.

Duff Challenge
Duffman Vs ? ? ?
Duffman's opponent is...Gil! Gil surprised Duffman by going straight to the offense. Duffman kicked out of the GILHAMMER and hit the DUFF BLOCKBUSTER to defeat his first challenger.
Winner: Duffman

An SNW Replay shows the final moments of the Royal Rumble on Meltdown. Ned Flanders and Snake go over the top rope at the same time, meaning the match finished in a draw. On the next episode of Meltdown, Ned flanders and snake will compete one-on-one with the winner becoming the first Springfield champion.

Groundskeeper Willie Vs Hank Scorpio
These two competed in a very even contest. Although Willie is a brawler at heart, the action stayed inside the ring for the entire match. Willie pulled off consecutive moves that almost got him the win. The Snake Eyes followed by a Big Boot only got him a 2 count. Scorpio turned the tables with a Clothesline and had the strength to do a Dragon Suplex. Groundskeepr Willie rolled out of the way from Scorpio's Diving Elbow. He put Scorpio in the Braveheart Lock to wear him down. Scorpio tried to get back but was given the SCOTTISH BURIAL. Willie pinned Scorpio to win a close match.
Winner: Groundskeeper Willie

Bill: Coming up next, our main event! Moe, Homer, Barney, Lenny and Carl take on Sideshow Bob, Rainier Wolfcastle and three unknown wrestlers. Who will they be? Join us after this commercial break.

After the commercials we show an SNW Replay of Homer eliminating Rainier wolfcastle from the Royal Rumble on last Monday's Meltdown.

Ten-Man Tag Team Brawl
Moe, Homer, Barney, Lenny and Carl Vs Sideshow Bob, Rainier Wolfcastle, ? ? ?, ? ? ? & ? ? ?

Sideshow Bob and Rainier Wolfcastle come out first. Then Moe, Homer, Barney, Lenny and Carl. Sideshow Bob grabs the mic.

Sideshow Bob: I guess you are wondering who I have chosen to be my partners for tonight. Well, as you can see, Rainier wolfcastle is one of them. Now here are the other three!

They all look towards the entrance. Nothing happens. Suddenly the Springfield Mafia (Fat Tony, Legs and Louie) run in from the crowds and attack Moe, Homer and Barney as Sideshow Bob and Rainier Wolfcastle attack Lenny and Carl!

Marty: It's the Springfield Mafia! They must be Bob's secret partners!

Bill: Well duh!

The bell rings to start the match as the brawl heats up. Barney got the upper hand on Bob and forced him out of the ring. Sideshow Bob, Rainier Wolfcastle and the Mafia retreated out of the ring to regroup. Moe, Homer, Lenny, Carl and Barney went out of the ring and charged them! It turned into a ringside brawl! Moe smashed a mug of beer over Louie's head. Fat Tony slammed Lenny's head against the counter. Barney grabs a mug of beer from a fan and starts drinking it.

Bill: Hey, I thought he was a non-alcoholic. Why is he drinking that beer?

Barney spits the beer into Legs' eyes!

Marty: Mist!

Bill: No! It's the Beer Mist!

Wolfcastle and Carl brought the fight back to the ring with Wolfcastle throwing in a steel chair. Just when he was about to use it, Carl Super Kicked the chair into Rainier's face! Sideshow Bob stopped the count only to get thrown into the corner before Carl splashed him into the turnbuckles. Fat Tony grabbed the steel chair and caught Carl right on the head with it. Homer then came in and slapped on the STRANGULATOR before Legs & Louie stopped the hold and double-teamed him. The brawl continued when Moe & Barney faced off with Legs & Louie. Moe & Barney cleared the ring but were then taken down by Rainier Wolfcastle. Rainier then tossed Moe out of the ring and onto Lenny! Homer snuck up behind Rainier and gave him a low blow!

Bill: Homer just gave Wolfcastle a Low Blow! That's the second time in one week!

Marty: One for bo...

Bill: (quickly interupting) Quiet! Do you want us to get in trouble again?

A double-team by Legs & Sideshow Bob went wrong when Homer dodged Legs's Super Kick whcih caught Bob right on the jaw! The havoc went on with one wrestler getting the better of the other until someone else ran in. Lenny & Carl hit the B.F.F. on Louie. Fat Tony gave Lenny the KISS OF DEATH. Moe then gave Fat Tony the HANGOVER. Rainier thre a table into the ring and charged in, Spinebusting Barney and chucking out Lenny, Carl & Moe. Sideshow Bob put on his brass knuckles while Rainier grabbed hold of Homer. Homer ducked a punch and Bob accidentaly knocked out Wolfcastle! Moe threw a chair to Homer, who then smashed it over Bob's head! Homer set up the table, placed Bob onto it and climbed the top turnbuckle. Homer put Bob through the table with a top rope HOMER DROP to win an amazing match!
Winners: Homer, Moe, Barney, Lenny and Carl

The five wrestlers celebrate in the ring.

Moe: It's time for Happy Half Hour!

Bill: Sweet! Beers are on Marty's credit card!

Marty: What!?!

The show ends with Barney and Moe celebrating with the crowd while Homer, Carl and Lenny drink cans of beer Stone Cold style!

[JamieOD]

Springfield Nuclear Wrestling
Meltdown 2

The Sea Captain Vs Prof. Frink
Comic Book Guy Vs Chief Wiggum
Apu Nahasapeemapetalan Vs Groundskeeper Willie

Tag Team Tournament 1st Round Match
Springfield Police Force Vs Doctors of Doom

Tag Team Tournament 1st Round Match
S.C.A.T. Vs Springfield Mafia

8-Man Elimination Match to determine first Channel 6 Champion
Gil Vs Moe Szyslak Vs Grampa Simpson Vs Cletus Vs Waylen Smithers Vs Mayor Quimby Vs Rev. Lovejoy Vs Principal Skinner

Disco Stu Vs Fat Tony
Rainier Wolfcastle Vs Dr. Colossus

Springfield Title Match
Snake Vs Ned Flanders

The fireworks go off as the theme music plays over the speakers. The crowd is excited as we go to our announcing team, Kent Brockman and Troy MClure.

Kent Brockman: Good evening, Kent Brockman for Channel 6 News...

Troy McClure: (whispers) Psst...Kent, wrong show. (out loud) He's such a kidder (laughs). Krustylu Studio is packed tonight for Meltdown. Tonight in our main event, Snake and Ned Flanders will face each other one-on-one to become the first Springfield champion!

Kent Brockman: (confused) What? I would have sworn that I was in the news studio a second ago. Then I felt a sudden pain in the back of my head, as if I was punched by someone.

Troy McClure: (not interested) Uh huh. I think I have that problem too. Anyway, we will also have two first round matches for our Tag Team tournament. The winners of said tournament will become the first SNW Tag Team champions.

Kent Brockman: And since we're live on Channel 6, the Channel 6 championship will also be won tonight in an 8-man Elimination match! Let's start off the show.

The Sea Captain Vs Prof. Frink
The Sea Captain almost won the match immediately with a Rib Breaker but Frink kicked out. Frink got the advantage after booting the Sea Captain in the face followed by a Flying Cross Body to take him off of his feet. Frink done several attempts to knock down his opponent with Shoulder Blocks but failed every time. However, he showed a great feat of strength by Choke Slamming the Sea Captain! A Sunset Flip after being whipped into the ropes got a near fall. Frink suddenly hit the SHINING PROFESSOR on an unexpecting Sea Captain to win the match.
Winner: Prof. Frink

An SNW Replay shows Chief Wiggum beating Disco Stu in a Hardcore match on Bar Brawl last week. After the match, Sgt. Eddie and Sgt. Lou join Chief Wiggum for a beatdown on Disco Stu. Suddenly, Comic Book Guy (wearing a superhero suit) comes out and attacks the Cops.

Comic Book Guy (Voiceover): Chief, I am not surprised at seeing you do this. For you are turning to the dark side! I shall get you back, by defeating the evil inside you in next week's issue - I mean Meltdown! Be warned evil-doers. Comic Book Guy is here!

Comic Book Guy Vs Chief Wiggum
Comic Book Guy came down wearing his normal clothing. Comic Book Guy managed to throw Wiggum out of the ring. He stepped onto the apron and managed to do a Lou Thesz Press onto Wiggum outside the ring. Both wrestlers had obvious trouble getting back to their feet but were able to roll into the ring. A Headbutt from Wiggum knocked Comic Book Guy off balance. Wiggum hit what some would call a variation of the WIGGUM SLAM (others would call it two fat men falling down). He then pinned Comic Book Guy.
Winner: Chief Wiggum

We go to a commercial for Buzz Cola. Afterwards, Arnie Pie is backstage interviewing Comic Book Guy.

Arnie Pie: Well Comic Book Guy, it looks like you failed your duty.

Comic Book Guy: I know why I failed. I wasn't wearing my superhero costume which stores my super powers. It's still at the dry cleaners.

Arnie Pie: (not convinced) Right...and why does the costume give you powers?

Comic Book Guy: Well, it was originally radioactive, but soon it was changed to being genetically modified. The radioactive, slash, genectically modified powers contained within it gave me the power to beat the Cops on Bar Brawl when they attacked me.

Arnie Pie: But you attacked them.

Comic Book Guy: Is it your job to put me down?

Arnie Pie: Yep, pretty much.

Comic Book Guy looks at the camera while pointing at Arnie Pie.

Comic Book Guy: This man here is the Worst...Interviewer...Ever!

He walks off, but suddenly he's attacked by Dr. Colossus! He finds a trash can and smashes it over Comic Book Guy's head!

Dr. Colossus: Consider this as a warning 'superhero' (bends fingers). Now is the start of the evil reign of Dr. Colossus!

He walks off laughing evilly as several Squeeky Voiced Teens check on Comic Book Guy.

Apu Nahasapeemapetalan Vs Groundskeeper Willie
Many were excited for this match to happen (mainly Jimbo, Nelson, Kearny and Dolph who were waiting for the Kwik-E-Mart and school playground to be left unattended). It was clearly a clash of styles as Apu's fast-paced style was against Willie's brawling and strength. Willie escaped from a 24 Hour Shift and left Apu tangled on the ropes, leaving him open for a powerful Running Big Boot. Willie did a Choke Slam and signaled for the end. Surprisingly, Apu kicked out of the LAST FLUSH. Apu escaped from a Suplex and caught Willie with an Enzuigiri followed by the KWIK-E-MART KICK. Apu covered Willie to win a great match.
Winner: Apu Nahasapeemapetalan

Kent Brockman: Coming up next will be the first match in our tag team tournament.

Troy McClure: That's right. Eight teams have entered but only one will win the Springfiled Tag Team Championships.

Tag Team Tournament 1st Round Match
Springfield Police Force Vs Doctors of Doom
Dr. Hibbert and Sgt. Lou started things off. Hibbert got in with some elbow strikes but Sgt. Lou fought back with a Yakuza Kick. HIs Brainbuster sttempt was countered into a Small Package, but it was only a 1-count. Dr. Hibbert Belly-To-Belly Suplexed Sgt. Lou into the turnbuckles, leaving him upsdie down and vulnerable to Dr. Nick's Knee Drop. Sgt. Lou kncoked down Dr. Nick with another Yakuza Kick and hot tagged Sgt. Eddie. He took down both Doctors with a series of Uppercuts and Leg Drops. While Sgt. Eddie was stomping on Dr. Hibbert, Dr. Nick slipped on his surgical glove and gave Sgt. Eddie the SAY ARGGHHH. However, Sgt. Lou put a stop to it with another Yakuza Kick. Sgt. Eddie planted Dr. Hibbert with a Rolling Samoan Drop and got the three-count.
Winners: Springfield Police Force

We get a taped promo from Sideshow Bob.

Sideshow Bob: Good evening, dear viewers. It seems that the world of professional wrestling, a world filled with masochists and morons who have nothing better to do than hit each other with solid objects for fun, is a place where you have very few people to rely on. Please, do not get me wrong. I have laid eyes on videos showing wrestling to be quite an artform. In Japan, they can be treated with the highest of respect. In Mexico, they can be seen as real life superheroes and super villains. But in these United States? It is only blood, beer and breasts. A shame. But I am here to show you the error of your ways, wreslting can be as true an artform as Shakespeare. But it seems that I can get no one competent to help me. The Mafia and Rainier Wolcastle proved useless on Saturday, as I was left getting bludgeoned with a steel chair and then splashed through a table by one Homer Simpson. I know I cannot achieve my goal by myself, however. So I had to go to the one person I hoped I would never speak to again. Next week, I will enter the doubles tournament and I will become a champion with...my brother, Cecil Terwilliger!

Cecil walks into the scene.

Cecil: So prepare yourselves, citizens of Springfield. Next week we will show you all a masterclass in tag team wrestling.

Tag Team Tournament 1st Round Match
S.C.A.T. (Senior Citizen Assault Team) Vs Springfield Mafia
The Mafia showed that they don't act kind to the elderly as they quickly took control and left Jasper cornered. Legs wore down Jasper with a Chinlock before tagging in Louie. Jasper was given a T-Bone Suplex and then a Running Power Slam. However, he was able to tag in Moleman. That proved to be useless as Louie gave him a Half Nelson Suplex and Legs followed up with a Spear. Jasper got back to his feet and caught Legs in a Texas Cloverleaf. Legs was able to reach Louie for a tag. Louie performed the FORGET ABOUT IT but Moleamn stopped the pin. Louie threw Moleman out of the ring while Legs gave Jasper the WHACKED DROP for the win.

Kent Brockman: The Mafia goes on through. They join the Springfield Police in the semi-finals.

Troy McClure: And I recieved word that next week will be the Self Proclaimed Springfield's Greatest Tag Team of Lenny & Carl taking on Krusty the Klown and Bumblebee Man, who call themselves Prime Time.

Kent Brockman: Hey, how...

Troy McClure: Also, the Awesome Alcoholics of Homer Simpson and Barney Gumble will face the Terwilliger Brothers, Sideshow Bob and Cecil.

Kent Brockman: How did you get to do the announcements, I made my entire career out of doing them!

Troy McClure: Coming up next, 8 men compete to become the Channel 6 champion. Don't miss it!

Kent Brockman: Don't ignore me!

We go to a commercial break for the Nuclear Power Plant ("Where accidents are only 70% as fatal as you think").

8-Man Elimination Match to determine first Channel 6 Champion
Gil Vs Moe Szyslak Vs Grampa Simpson Vs Cletus Vs Waylen Smithers Vs Mayor Quimby Vs Rev. Lovejoy Vs Principal Skinner
The rules were that two men started in the ring while the other four waited on the apron to be tagged. The match got off to a shocking start when Gil eliminated Quimby with the GILHAMMER! However, Gil's celebration was cut short when Grampa took caught him with a Low Blow. Cletus got in with a Power Slam and Smithers pinned Gil with the MR. BURNS PLEASER. It took some time for the next person to be eliminated but Cletus did the TRAILER TRASH on Smithers to knock him out. Next, Moe pinned Grampa with the Kidney Popper, a move that would have been very dangerous on somebody like Grampa. Principal Skinner was next to go when Rev. Lovejoy gave him a Top Rope Neckbreaker. Moe quickly eliminated Rev. Lovejoy with the Over The Counter. It was down to Moe and Cletus. Cletus done a Sunset Flip but didn't even get a one-count. Moe dodged a clumsy Double Stomp and sent Cletus chest first into the turnbuckle. Moe then performed the HANGOVER to become the first Channel 6 champion.
Winner and new Channel 6 champion: Moe Szyslak

Disco Stu Vs Fat Tony
Fat Tony took control for most of the match. Wearing him down with restholds and a Camel Clutch. Disco Stu managaed to fight back and was able to do the CHARTBUSTER. However, Fat Tony placed his foot on the rope before the 3-count. Fat Tony fought back and hit the KISS OF DEATH to beat Disco Stu.
Winner: Fat Tony

Duffman Vs Hank Scorpio
A spirited match. Duffman was clearly the fan favourite, although Scorpio wasn't given much of a bad reaction, the fans obviously oblivious to his background. Duffman wins with the DUFF BLOCKBUSTER.
Winner: Duffman

Rainier Wolfcastle Vs Dr. Colossus
Absoute destruction. Dr. Colossus might of made his mark earlier in the evening, but here he was outgunned. Dr. Colossus Headbutted Wolfcastle but only seemed to hurt himself. 'McBain' proceded to slam and toss the evildoer around the ring, going as far as to perform two McBain Busters! The MCBAIN BLAST finally ended this one-sided match. Afterwards, Comic Book Guy charges down to the ring, this time wearing his superhero outfit.
Winner: Rainier Wolfcastle

Troy McClure: It's Comic Book Guy! And he's looking for payback!

Comic Book Guy gets into the ring. He pushes Rainier Wolfcastle out of the way and attacks Dr. Colossus, giving him the COLLECTOR'S ITEM. Comic Book Guy celebrates but then accidentaly bumps into an angry Rainier Wolfcastle.

Kent Brockman: Uh oh...Payback is also something you associate with Rainier's character, McBain.

Rainier Wolfcastle grabs Comic Book guy and gives him a Spinebuster. He grabs both Dr. Colossus and Comic Book Guy and throws them out of the ring. His music plays as he walks back to the locker room.

Troy McClure: Looks like 'McBain' isn't much of a fan of comic book heroes and villains.

Kent Brockman: Coming up next is our main event. The Springfield Championship is on the line! Snake will defend the title against Ned Flanders, next!

An SNW Replay shows the final moments of the Royal Rumble on last week's Meltdown. Ned Flanders and Snake go over the top rope at the same time, meaning that the match was called a draw.

Springfield Title Match
Snake Vs Ned Flanders
Both wrestlers were determined to leave as the Springfield Champion. Ned was able to outwrestle Snake at the beginning, frustrating him. Snake was soon able to turn the tables, whipping Ned to the ropes and giving him a Back Body Drop, followed by a Pumphandle Slam. Snake mad sure he was able to hurt Ned while he can, throwing him into the steel steps outside the ring. The SNAKEBITE only got him a two-count though. Snake did another SNAKEBITE right afterwards, but again only got a two-count. Ned turned things around with an Atomic Drop and then a Lariat to leave both men down. Ned crawled back to his feet and took a risk climbing to the top turnbuckle. He landed a perfect Diving Elbow but Snake kicked out after two. Flanders picked up momentum with a Rolling Samoan Drop follwed by a Flying Axe Handle. However, Snake grabbed the ref and used him as his shield! A Clothesline from Snake led to both men going over the top rope and onto the floor, replaying what happened last week. Snake crawled over to the announce table and grabbed a steel chair. He threw the chair at Ned, who caught it. Suddenly, Snake blasted the steel chair into Ned with the SNAKEBITE! The ref regained conciousness and slowly counted to three.
Winner and the new Springfield Champion: Snake

Kent Brockman: No! Aw come on! Snake is our champion but what a tainted victory! He showed blatent disregard for the rules!

Troy McClure: Snake wouldn't have it any other way and you know it.

Kent Brockman: We're all out of time here. We now have a criminal as our champion. Tune in next week for the fallout. See you then!

Troy McClure: And there's also Kid Chaos and Bar Brawl later this week.

Kent Brockman: Yeah, sure. Watch them if you want to.

[GOODZILLA]

Hehe, cool. Very unique fed you've got going here. I can't wait to read more.

[Knapik]

Very creative, Jamie! Channel 6 is an awesome name for the title haha

[GalactiKing]

Wild stuff...Go Hank Scorpio.

[JamieOD]

Springfield Nuclear Wrestling
Kid Chaos 2

Tournament to Determine 1st Boys Champion: Quarter Finals
Kearny Vs Dolph
Lewis Vs Database
Jimbo Jones Vs Pepi
Bart Simpson Vs Hamm

Lisa Simpson Vs Francine

Sherri & Terri Vs Alex Whitney & Jessica Lovejoy

Alison Taylor Vs Janey Hagstrom

'Captain's Choice' 8-Boy Tag Team Elimination Match
Milhouse van Houten, Martin Prince, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum, Rod Flanders, Todd Flanders, Wendell Borton and Uter

The Kid Chaos theme music plays over the speakers. Small fireworks (supplied by Bart's confiscated fireworks box in Springfield Elementary) are set off as Kid Chaos begins! We join K.B.B.L. radio hosts, Bill and Marty.

Marty: We are live in Springfield Elementary!

Bill: Kid Chaos is coming at ya from Springfield elementary!

Marty: I already made that point.

Bill: Well...mine sounded cooler.

Marty: ...Touche. Tonight is the quarter-finals of the Boys tournament!

Bill: The Girls are also in action aswell. Lisa Simpson stands up to Francine and Allison takes on Janey.

Marty: Plus, we have a Girls Tag Team match between Sherri & Terri and Alex & Jessica.

Bill: And our main event will be a 'Captain's Choice' 8-Boy Tag Team Elimination match. Two Boys will be randomly chosen as team captains, then they will each pick another Boy one at a time until we have our teams.

Marty: Hey Bill, did you get the joke I just made. I said "plus" and we're in a school. (laughs)

Bill: Can we please "subtract" that joke and go straight to the match?

They both laugh.

Bill: (finishes laughing) We're gold.

Marty: Yeah.

Tournament to Determine 1st Boys Champion: Quarter Finals

Kearny Vs Dolph
The first match brought on a big surprise as once again, two Bullies were drawn against each other in the tournament. Dolph used his speed to his advantage and was able to hit the SWIRLY SPECIAL early on. Kearny fought back with a well placed Back Body Drop and a Corner Splash. Dolph escaped from an Atomic Drop and gave Kearny a Super Kick but it wasn't enough. Kearny knocked out Dolph with a Bicycle Kick and finished him off with the K-BOMB. After the match, Kearny helps Dolph to his feet and the two give each other a high-five.
Winner: Kearny

Lewis Vs Database
Despite giving an impressive performance against Todd Flanders, it was Lewis who kept the match short and sweet. Lewis's Headlock accidentaly knocked Database's glasses off of his face. Lewis took advantage with a Neckbreaker and then the COMPLETE SHOT for a quick win.
Winner: Lewis

Jimbo Jones Vs Pepi
Pepi had a big challenge facing him in this match. Sure, he put up a fantastic performance against Milhouse last week. The only problem was that he was against Milhouse, not a rough and tough bully who goes by the name of Jimbo. Bully kept Pepi on the ground at the start, throwing in some cheap shots for good measure. Jimbo then went for some showboating, which gave Pepi an oppurtunity. Jimbo was one step ahead and knocked him down. Pepi was able to get into gear when he dodged a Dropkick and responded with a Spinning Headscissors. He picked up speed until Jimbo almost knocked him out with a Clothesline. Jimbo went up top but missed a Diving Elbow Drop. Pepi caught him with a Tornado DDT for a two count. Pepi somehow had the strength to do the PEPI BOMB but again only got a two count. A high-flying attempt was caught by Jimbo's Spear, but he couldn't go for a cover. He whipped Pepi into the ropes, planning for a Back Body Drop, only for Pepi to give him a Brainbuster! Pepi applied a La Magistral Cradle and shockingly got the three count! Pepi sprinted out of the ring to celebrate as Jimbo was livid.
Winner: Pepi

Bill: What an upset!

Marty: Jimbo is shocked! Look at his face, it's priceless!

Bart Simpson Vs Hamm
The two began with some fast action. Unsurprisingly Hamm was left breathless and open to a Kick Combo from Bart. Bart went up top but Hamm managed to get up and knock him off balance. Hamm attempted a Superplex but Bart knocked him back to standing on the canvas. Bart slipped off of the top rope but managed to land on the apron. That wasn't a problem as he did a Springboard Dropkick. A Split-Legged Moonsault was enough to win and go through.
Winner: Bart Simpson

We are over at Principal Skinner's office. In the room are Milhouse, Martin, Nelson, Ralph, Rod, Todd, Wendell and Uter. Skinner is sitting in his chair.

Skinner: Children, tonight you will be involved in an 8-Boy tag Team match. There is a reason why you weren't told whose team you are on. We decided to resolve this in the good old fashioned way of captains picking their teammates. I have decided to pick the two captains completely at random. Martin Prince will be the captain of one team and Rod Flanders will captain the other. Rod, you will choose your first partner.

Rod: Er...Todd.

Skinner: Martin.

Martin: Wendell.

Rod thinks.

Milhouse: Ooh! Ooh! Me, me, me! Pick me!

Rod: Okay. Milhouse.

Martin: Uter.

All that's left are Ralph and Nelson.

Nelson: (threatening) Choose me or you'll get a wedgie!

Rod: (scared) Ahh! I pick Nelson!

Nelson: Yeah!

He walks over to Rod and gives him a wedgie.

Nelson: Good to be on the team. Ha ha!

Skinner: Okay Ralph, that means you side with Martin's team.

Ralph is holding an empty ink jar.

Ralph: I drank the blue juice.

Lisa Simpson Vs Francine
Lisa kept a calm head going into this match. Whatever she planned seemed to be working. Francine charged her at the start, but Lisa kept avoiding her. Agility was her key weapon as she wore down Francine with Monley Flips, Forearms and Headscissors. She was able to apply the A+ Lock onto francine. Instead of just reaching for the ropes, Francine instead crawled out of the ring with Lisa on top of her! That's when things started to go downhill. Francine thres Lisa onto the floor hard, possibly knocking her out, before Gorilla Pressing her back into the ring. She then performed the NERD KILLER to win the match. Afterwards, Francine starts to Stomp on Lisa while ignoring the bell.
Winner: Francine

Marty: Oh come on! Why is she doing this!

Bill: Well, she's a bully and Lisa is smart, which is classified by kids as being a nerd.

Marty: Still, somebody go out there and help her!

Bill: Alright, you go out there.

Marty: Are you out of your mind!

Bart comes down to the rescue. Francine backs away and gets out of the ring. Bart and Lunchlady Doris help Lisa up and leave ringside.

Sherri & Terri Vs Alex Whitney & Jessica Lovejoy
A fast paced tag match was next on the cards. Sherri & Terri kept tagging in and out while working on Alex. Rather then wait to be tagged, Jessica ran over to the opposite corner and attacked Sherri (or was it Terri?). While the ref tried to break this up, Alex threw powder into Terri's eyes. Jessica tagged herself in when Alex wasn't expecting it and hit the KILLJOY on Sherri to win the match.
Winners: Jessica Lovejoy & Alex Whitney!

Alison Taylor Vs Janey Hagstrom
The match was short and sweet with Janey defeating Allison with a Superplex.
Winner: Janey Hagstrom

We go over to Principal Skinner in his office.

Skinner: Attention students, next week will be the semi-finals of a tournament to crown a champion in the Boys Division of Springfield Nuclear Wrestling. I am sitting here tonight to announce the two semi-final matches. Semi-Final number one will be between Kearny and Pepi. Semi-Final number two will be between Lewis and Bart Simpson. The winners of these matches will face each other in the final in two weeks time. That is all.

Marty: Well well well, quite an interesting set of matchups for next week.

Bill: True. Stay tuned for our main event. An 8-Boy Tag Team Elimination match, coming up...Next!

'Captain's Choice' 8-Boy Tag Team Elimination Match
(captain) Martin Prince, Wendell Borton, Uter & Ralph Wiggum Vs (captain) Rod Flanders, Todd Flanders, Milhouse van Houten & Nelson Muntz

Wendell and Todd started off the match. Todd had the upper hand and was able to tag in Rod for some double teaming. Wendell tried to fight back. Rod caught one of his kicks and dodged an Enzuigiri. However, Todd was right behind him and took the kick instead! Wendell took to the ropes and hit a fast Sunset Flip, going as far as to do a Bridging Pin on Rod but he only got one and a half. Wendell suddenly grabbed hold of his stomach.

Marty: Uh oh. He's starting to feel queasy.

Nelson slapped Wendell in the back of the head, signalling a tag. Ralph gets tagged in and he just runs around in circles. Tired of standing aside, Nelson charged Ralph but gets back Body Dropped out of the ring! Ralph followe up with a Corkscrew Plancha to the outside!

Marty: Wow! I never knew Ralph was capable of doing that.

Bill: I don't think Ralph even knew he was capable of doing that.

Both kids get back into the ring. Milhouse and Martin are tagged in. Martin did a Dragon Suplex but Milhouse kicked out. Milhouse caught Martin with a wicked Reverse Hurricanrana. His pin was stopped by Uter. Todd was tagec in but Martin got him with a Running Knee Lift followed by a Knee Drop. Martin went up top for a Splash but Todd rolled out of the way. He hit the CONVERTER but Martin got a leg on the ropes! Todd tagged in Nelson. Martin suprised Nelson with a Curricular Cutter and tagged in Ralph. Ralph was able to pick up Nelson for a long Airplane Spin, dropping him in the middle of the ring. He stood above Nelson, looking as puzzled as he usually is.

Bill: It looks like it is time for the most electrifying move in children's entertainment today, the...Wigglepuppy Elbow?

Marty: Seriously? That's what it's called?

Bill: That's what it says here on my facts sheet.

Ralph hit the WIGGLEPUPPY ELBOW and it was enough to elimnate Nelson from the match! Nelson wass ticked off and tried to grab Ralph but the Squeeky Voiced Teen held him back. Several other teens ran down to seperate Nelson from Ralph. Nelson left ringside and gave one of the teens a wedgie for his troubles!

Bill: I can't believe I'm saying this, but Ralph just eliminated Nelson Muntz!

Rod came into the ring to continue the match but was suddenly caught with the SILLY STUNNER and was suddenly eliminated!

Bill: There goes the team captain! It's now four against two.

Todd was next in the ring. He applied a Sleepr Hold but Ralph countered it with a Jawbreaker (he really just tripped and fell onto his backside). He then planted Todd with a Rock Bottom and performed another WIGGLEPUPPY ELBOW. The outnumbered Milhouse helplessly looked on as Todd was the next boy knocked out.

Marty: Ralph is on fire! Milhouse is now on his own!

It became four versus one. Milhouse did the best that he could and managed to eliminate Ralph with the HOUSE EFFECT. Wendell ran in without warning and proceeded to hit some big moves on Milhouse. Wendell climbed up top and hit the MOTION SICKNESS, but as he stood up he held his mouth.

Bill: Oh no! I think last time was the warning, and now this time is the real thing!

Wendell sprinted out of the ring and ran back through the entrance way. He was counted out by the Squeeky Voiced Teen. It seemed that things were definately coming up Milhouse, but as he staggered back to his feet, Uter came in and hit the UTER DRIVER to win the match for his team.
Winners: Martin Prince & Uter

Marty: You have to give Milhouse some credit. He got his butt kicked but never gave up, even if it meant getting his butt kicked several times over.

As Uter and Martin celebrate, they help Milhouse up and each give him a hand shake. He stays and celebrates with them. Suddenly, the Bullies come out and attack! Nelson, Jimbo, Dolph and Kearny charge towards the ring and proceed to do their finisher moves on Uter, Martin and Milhouse. They all finish up by giving each of them a wedgie! The Bullies celebrate in the ring.

Marty: It seems the Bullies have spoken what's on their minds.

Bill: This must be Nelson's revenge for being eliminated.

Marty: That's all we have time for tonight, see next week for more Kid Chaos!

The show ends.

[steelthunder814]

I LOVE THIS FED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....I AM IN ANIMATED ECTASY!!!!!!!!!

[JamieOD]

Springfield Nuclear Wrestling
Bar Brawl 2

Akira Vs Ned Flanders
Cletus Del Roy Vs Groundskeeper Willie

Table Match
Carl Carlson Vs Dr. Colossus

Fat Tony & Mayor Quimby Vs Gil & Otto Mann

Prof. Frink Vs Grampa Simpson

Duff Challenge
Duffman Vs ? ? ?

The theme music plays over the speakers. The camera pans through the crowd. Fans are sitting at the counter with the 'Barman' Moe Szyslak and are all showing off in front of the camera. Moe has his new Channel 6 title belt resting on a display behind him. The crowd is excited as we go to our announcing team, Bill and Marty.

Bill: It's Saturday night and now it's time to relax and watch some Bar Brawl! We're here at Moe's Tavern where Happy Hour is on from ten to ten past ten every night!

Marty: We're all excited for tonight's main event. Duffman will be in action as part of the Duff Challenge. If his opponent can beat him tonight, then he will win a truck-load of Duff Beer! There will also be a Table match in ac...

The camera pans over to the counter. Homer, Carl and Lenny are sitting at the table, drinking beer. Carl is wearing a large plaster on his forehead.

Marty: Hey! That's Homer Simpson and the Self Proclaimed Springfield's Greatest Tag Team, Carl and Lenny! Why does Carl have that big plaster on his head?

Bill: We'll try and get a word in before his match with Dr. Colossus tonight. The other two must be here for support.

Marty: Or maybe it's because they're always hanging out at this bar.

Marty: We are going to start this show with a bang. It will be the Happy Sumo chef, Akira, taking on Captain Christian, Ned Flanders!

Akira Vs Ned Flanders
These two started quickly with some matwork which ended in a stand off. Akira knocked Flanders with a Right Hand and followed up with a Leg Sweep. Flanders fought back with a Jawbreaker. A Lariat knocked Akira out of the ring. Ned ran to the ropes but Akira leapt to the apron to hit a Karate Chop. Akira kept Flanders off of his feet and done some more Karate Chops. An Inverted Atomic Drop got Akira a two count. Ned dodged another Karate Chop and gave Akira some chops of his own. He climbed up top and landed a Flying Axe Handle but only got a two count. Ned hit a Lariat and then planted Akira with a Rolling Samoan Drop for the win.
Winner: Ned Flanders

We got to a commercial for Duff Beer. Afterwards, Bill is in the crowd with Moe, Lenny and Carl.

Bill: Hey guys! First of all, a big congrats to Moe for winning the Channel 6 championship on Meltdown last Monday. But let me get to the...Hang on, where's Homer?

Homer (O.S.): Come on! I have to go! Oh, why am I always in the longest line?

Bill:...Never mind. But Carl, during the break we were told that you and Dr. Colossus had some sort of incident which led to tonight's Table match.

Carl: Yeah, that's true. After I drove home from the Power Plant a few days ago, this weirdo hit me with a sock.

Bill: A sock?

Carl: Yeah, a sock. It felt like it was filled with golf balls or jawbreakers or something. He then ran off saying how evil he was. Anyway, everybody knows that he's an annoying jerk. So I might as well be the one to shut him up.

Bill: Fair enough. Good luck tonight. Now, we're going to our next match.

Cletus Del Roy Vs Groundskeeper Willie
Willie showed no mercy as he went straight for Cletus with an Elbow Smash. Cletus escaped from a Snake Eyes attempt and hit a Power Slam. He charged Willie only to be picked up off of his feet and given a Snake Eyes and then a Running DDT. Willie then gave Cletus the SCOTTISH BURIEL and got the three count.
Winner: Groundskeeper Willie

We head over to the bar where Moe, Homer and Lenny are with Carl.

Moe: Are you ready for this?

Carl: Oh yeah!

Lenny: Is that weirdo gonna beat you!

Carl: Oh no!

Homer: Does your head feel really sore!

Carl: Oh yes...! What?

Moe: Homer, we're trying to encourage him, not asking him questions in general.

Homer: Oh. (to Carl) Er...Just kick some butt!

They cheer as Carl's music hits and he heads to the ring.

Table Match
Carl Carlson Vs Dr. Colossus
As Dr. Colossus walked down to the ring, Carl ran out to attack him. Dr. Colossus Irish Whipped Carl into the ring post. He searched under the ring and took out a steel chair.

Marty: This isn't good.

Bill: Remember, even though this is a Table match, anything is legal. The only way to win is to put your opponent through a Table.

Marty: Hold on. They haven't even been in the ring yet, so technically the match hasn't started. Also, there's no disqualifications anyway.

Dr. Colossus held up the chair and charged Carl. Carl gave him a Drop Toe Hold face first into the steel steps. Carl grabbed a table and slid it into the ring before throwing Dr. Colossus in aswell. Carl performed the CARL KICK right away. As he set up the table, Dr. Colossus got back up and gave Carl a Big Boot. Carl reversed an Irish Whip into the turnbuckle and splashed Colossus into the corner. He tried to do the BOOYEAH SUPLEX but Dr. Colossus elbowed him in the head several times to avoid it. Dr. Colossus then Choke Slammed Carl through the table.
Winner: Dr. Colossus

Dr. Colossus flees the ring when Homer, Moe and Lenny run into the ring to check on Carl. Lenny helps Carl out of the ring and into the backstage, with a small cheer from the fans. This leaves Homer and Moe (who is holding his Channel 6 title) alone in the ring. Suddenly, Principal Skinner's music is played!

Marty: What the...?

Principal Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers head down to the ring to Homer and Moe. Skinner grabs a mic.

Skinner: Attention, people. Sorry for the interruption, but I have some business that Superintendant Chalmers and myself have to attend to. Mr. Simpson, I have come here to talk to you about your son, Bart.

A small pop is heard from the fans.

Skinner: Mr. Simpson, Your son has gone too far. I have tried to sit back and lay off my strictness with the boy lately, but he crossed the line when he tricked my mother. He led her to believe that I set fire to her car when in actual fact it was caused by one of his pranks that backfired! I don't know how the Chinese made fireworks that could burn through leather seats so quickly, but I still got the blame!

Homer grabs a mic.

Homer: Oh blah, blah, blah! Whaa, whaa, whaa! Look Skinny Boy, I do whatever I can to the Boy. But strangling him repeatedly never works. So what's the point of trying something else to solve the problem?

Skinner: Fine. If you won't discipline Bart, then I'll try and knock some sense into you instead. How about I challenge you to a match tonight.

Homer: Sure thing!

The two stare at each other. Chalmers grabs the mic off Skinner.

Chalmers: Skinner! I like your idea, seriously I do. But you obviously stink at this. You have yet to win a match and I don't want to see someone like you lose whatever tiny fragment of dignity you have left. So how about I challenge Mr. Simpson tonight, instead. Is that okay?

Homer: Sure, a weiner's a weiner. Doesn't matter to me.

Moe: Okay, then it's settled. Tonight, it will be Homer against Superintendent Chalmers.

The crowd cheers.

Skinner: (to Moe) Can I add a stipulation? How about, if Chalmers wins tonight, I get a shot at your Channel 6 championship.

Chalmers: (surprised) What?

Moe: And what if Homer wins?

Skinner: I'll pay for everyone's tab tonight.

Moe: Deal!

Moe and Skinner give each other a handshake to seal the deal.

Chalmers: Wait, that's not how it works! I'm the one who...(sighs)

Bill: Well, it's official.

Marty: Homer and Chalmers will go at it tonight!

When we return from commercials ("Watch FOX and Playboy models will want you"), we see Mayor Quimby and Fat Tony in the ring. Quimby is standing in the middle holding a microphone.

Quimby: Attention, drunk fans of Springfield. I would like to, er, say that the only reason I am teaming up with Fat Tony is to prove, ah er, that not all Italian-American mobsters are criminals. Also, they can be trusted when it comes to, er, teamwork.

Fat Tony: With all due respect, allow me to put in a few words. It has come to my attention that a citizen of this city has been leaving you with a big headache recently. I can assure you that in our match tonight, I can take care of him personally.

Fat Tony & Mayor Quimby Vs Gil & Otto Mann

Quimby and Otto started off the match. Quimby easily overpowered his opponent, going as far as to choke Otto with his sash at one point. Otto caught Quimby by surprise with an Enzuigiri and tagged in Gil. Quimby quickly crawled over to Fat Tony and tagged him in.

Bill: Oh yeah, it was Gil who pinned Quimby in the Elimination match for the Channel 6 title last Monday.

Marty: Quimby looks like he doesn't want to get in the ring with him anytime soon.

Bill: Are you saying that the Mayor of Springfield is scared of Gil? How embarrasing.

Gil got the early advantage with an Armbar, but Fat Tony soon took over. He went for a pin after a Sicilian Slice but Otto stopped the count. Fat Tony then used his BRASS KNUCKS on Gil but Otto once again stopped the count. Fat Tony threw Gil out of the ring and then tagged in Quimby. Quimby suddenly grabbed the ref and distracted him while Fat Tony attacked Otto. Suddenly, two of Mayor Quimby's bodyguards ran down to the ring and started stomping on Gil! Bodyguard One grabbed a steel chair while Bodyguard Two held onto Gil. Bodyguard One swung but Gil ducked the shot, which smahed Bodyguard Two over the head! Gil then Speared Bodyguard One. Suddenly, Fat Tony grabbed Gil and threw him into the steel steps before throwing him back into the ring. Quimby played with Gil while waving and smiling to the crowd. Fat Tony was tagged in for more damage until Gil broke away and tagged in Otto. Otto knocked Fat Tony to the bottom turnbuckle with a Jumping Leg Lariat. After playing some air guitar, Otto then did a Bronco Buster. While the two continued to go at it, Quimby and Gil were tagged back in. Quimby hit the VOTE QUIMBY on Otto but Gil then caught him with the GILHAMMER and pinned him.
Winners: Gil & Otto!

Marty: That's twice in one week that Gil pinned Mayor Quimby!

After the match Quimby helps Fat Tony up. Angry, Fat Tony pushes Quimby back. Quimby backs away, scared. His two bodyguards crawl into the ring and stand in front of Quimby. Hesitating, Quimby pushes his two bodyguards into Fat Tony, who Clotheslines both of them! Quimby runs out of the ring, followed by his bodyguards. They rush out of the building into Quimby's limo outside and drive off.

Prof. Frink Vs Grampa Simpson
Grampa came down to the ring wearing his bathrobe. Thankfully he was wearing his normal clothes beneath it. When the match started Grampa tried to do a Snapmare but his back pulled out. Frink Super Kicked Grampa's false teeth out of his mouth and then hit the EUREKA for the win. Grampa wound up falling asleep on the canvas and had to be carried back by the Squeeky Voiced Teen while still asleep.
Winner: Prof. Frink

Bill: Coming up next, Homer takes on Superintendant Chalmers. If Chalmers win, then Principal Skinner gets a Channel 6 title shot against Moe. If Homer wins, Skinner has to pay a tab which means I'm getting drunk tonight. Keep it right here!

Marty: I'm already drunk.

An SNW Replay shows the 8-Man Elimination match for the Channel 6 championship from Meltdown last Monday. The match involved Gil, Moe Szyslak, Grampa Simpson, Cletus Del Roy, Waylen Smithers, Mayor Quimby, Rev. Lovejoy & Principal Skinner. Gil eliminated Quimby with the GILHAMMER. Smithers eliminated Gil with the MR. BURNS PLEASER. Cletus pinned Smithers with the TRAILER TRASH. Moe eliminated Grampa with a Kidney Popper. Rev. Lovejoy pinned Skinner after a Top Rope Neckbreaker. Moe eliminated Rev. Lovejoy with an Over The Counter. Finally, Moe became the Channel 6 champion when he gave Cletus the HANGOVER.

Homer Simpson (w/ Moe Szyslak) Vs Superintendent Chalmers (w/ Principal Skinner)
This was a big match. Homer was accompanied to the ring by Moe while Chalmers had Principal Skinner with him. Homer quickly hit a big Power Slam and then started to punch away at Chalmers. He the gave Chalmers a Belly-To-Back Suplex followed by the HOMER DROP. He should have gotten the win but Skinner got on the apron to distract the ref. Moe suddenly pounced on Skinner as the match continued. Homer eventually gave Chalmers a Bart Choke. Chalmers responded with a Low Blow to escape, followed by the SUPERINTENDANT SLAM. Chalmers pinned Homer to win the match
Winner: Superintendent Chalmers

Bill: A vicious low blow! Nothing could be done to punish Chalmrs because there's no DQs. Since Chalmers won the match, that means Principal Skinner gets a title shot!

Marty: Will that go down well with Moe, I wonder?

Duff Challenge
Duffman Vs ? ? ?
Duffman's opponent is...Groundskeeper Willie!

Bill: What? He already wrestled tonight!

Marty: Doesn't matter. The challenge is open to anyone, even if they were in action already.

Bill: Well, Duffman doesn't seem to have any problem with facing the Scotsman.

The main event began with Duffman the quicker of the two. A swift kick knocked Willie onto his back. Duffman thrusted his hips towards the crowd before hitting a Standing Moonsault. A Baseball Slide sent Willie out of the ring. Duffman went onto the apron and hit the DUFF BLOCKBUSTER on Willie outside the ring. Duffman suffered from the move aswell and was slow to cover Willie. Duffman then hit a Duffenoku Driver onto the floor. He rolled Willie back into the ring and continued to hit some big moves on him. A big Shining Wizard only got him a two count. Duffman went up to the top and hit a Diving Elbow Drop. However Willie kicked out. Duffman threw Willie out into the crowd where the two brawled up to the bar. Willie grabbed a glass of beer off of Lenny and smashed it over Duffman's head! He then gave Duffman the SCOTTISH BURIEL onto the floor! However, willie dragged Duffman back into the ring to do another SCOTTISH BURIEL to win the Duff Challenge!

Marty: He did it! Willie won the Duff Challenge.

Bill: Duffman thought it would be easy, because Willie wrestled already. But he was dead wrong! He underestimated him and it cost him dearly.

Marty: That's all from Bar Brawl. See you next week!

The camera follows Willie leaving Moe's. He attaches the truck of Duff Beer to the back of his tractor. He gets in the tractor, beeps the horn and drives off with the truck being pulled behind him as the show ends.

[steelthunder814]

Dude, you gotta have Marge vs.Brandine in a bra and panties match!!!!

[JamieOD]

Oh God no! There will not be any of these fanservice women's matches in this fed. The next few shows could take a while to be posted. I'm currently going through exams at the moment.

[JamieOD]

Springfield Nuclear Wrestling
Meltdown 3

Hank Scorpio Vs The Rich Texan
Duffman Vs Disco Stu

6-Man Tag Team Match
Springfield Police Force Vs The Mafia

Tag Team Tournament 1st Round Match
The Self-Proclaimed Springfield’s Greatest Tag Team Vs Prime Time

Tag Team Tournament 1st Round Match
Awesome Alcoholics Vs Terwilliger Brothers

Gil Vs Mayor Quimby

Triple Threat Match to Determine No.1 Contender for the Springfield Title
Ned Flanders Vs Apu Nahasapeemapetalan Vs Groundskeeper Willie

Channel 6 Championship Match
(champ) Moe Szyslak Vs Principal Skinner

The fireworks go off as the theme music plays over the speakers. The crowd is excited as the fireworks are set off. Hank Scorpio’s entrance tune is played to signal our first match. As Scorpio heads toward the ring we go to our announcing team, Kent Brockman and Troy McClure.

Troy McClure: What a way to kick off tonight’s show! Welcome, whoever you are to SNW Meltdown! We are live at Krustylu Studios. Hi, I’m Troy McClure, you may know me from such shows as “The Towel Boy Diaries,” “Seven Blue Bottles On the Floor” and “Fiesta For Canada.” And with me here tonight, as always, is Kent Brockman.

Kent Brockman: We’re heading straight into the action right now. We're going to see two millionaires fight each other. How this is just the curtain jerker I will never know.

Troy McClure: They're busy men who don't get paid by the hour, because they don't need it.

Hank Scorpio Vs The Rich Texan
The show started off with an evenly fought match. Scorpio was off to a good start but could not overpower the Rich Texan. Scoprio was thrown into the turnbuckle but caught the Rich Texan off guard with a boot to the face. Scorpio then hit the WORLD DOMINATION to get the pin.
Winner: Hank Scorpio

Duffman Vs Disco Stu
Duffman entered the arena with big cheers. Tossing beers into the crowd got him even bigger pops. Disco Stu came down with his own brand of dancing. Before the match could start, Duffman grabbed a mic.

Duffman: Hold on, people! Before Duffman can open a can of sweet, malty candy-ass flavoured Duff on this swinger in the wrestling ring, Duffman wants to beat this swinger at his own game. Oh yeah! How about we have a dance contest?

Disco Stu grabs the mic.

Disco Stu: Disco Stu can dig it. I accept your challenge-a-mundo. Let’s boogie.

Disco Stu’s music plays first. Stu does a disco dance, which gets a small cheer from the crowd. Duffman’s music now plays, with Duffman doing his dance. He gets a larger cheer from the crowd.

Disco Stu: Oh no you just didn’t!

Disco Stu now starts to dance harder, glitter sweating from his suit. Duffman dances just as hard as the two are face-to-face dancing. When they finish, they receive a good reception from the crowd. The two look around, impressed by each other’s dance moves. They give each other a high five. Suddenly, Dredrick Tatum runs into the ring and Clotheslines both Duffman and Disco Stu! With one right hook, he knocks Duffman out cold! Tatum gives Disco Stu the K.O. Bomb. His entrance music plays over the speakers as he leaves ringside.

Troy McClure: Drederick Tatum has had enough of the dancing.

Kent Brockman: He must not be a big dancing fan.

Troy McClure: You think?

There’s a commercial break. When we come back, we see Mr. Burns’ car drive into the parking lot. Waylen Smithers gets out of the driver’s seat and opens the back door for Burns.

Mr. Burns: Ah Smithers, that roast pheasant you made for dinner was succulent. It really hit the spot.

Smithers: Why, thank you sir. Here, let me get your jacket out of the back seat. It’s very cold.

Mr. Burns: You don’t have to Smithers. I can care for myself. But I’m wondering, I have to thank you for the dinner tonight. I am just thinking, what should I give you?

Smithers: Well...there is something I would like from you. We’ve been friends for many years, and I feel I should ask you something.

Burns puts his hand on Smithers’ shoulder.

Mr. Burns: Smithers, you don’t have to ask.

Smithers approaches Burns for a kiss, but Burns turns away.

Mr. Burns: You can have your match tonight.

Smithers: (suprised) What?

Mr. Burns: Did you hear correctly? You have your match tonight. You want to show everyone what a good wrestler you are by beating the champion. So tonight, you will face the Springfield champion, Snake, in a non-title match!

Smithers: What?!? B-but sir...

Mr. Burns: No need to thank me Smithers. You should go and prepare yourself.

Mr. Burns walks into the building, leaving surprised Smithers behind.

Troy McClure: I don’t think that was what Smithers was expecting.

Kent Brockman: What was he expecting?

Troy McClure: It’s obvious...he wants the Springfield title to be on the line!

Kent Brockman: That could happen if he beats Snake tonight.

6-Man Tag Team Match
The Springfield Police Force Vs The Mafia
While the Cops walk down to the ring, the Mafia comes out of the crowd and launch an ambush! The six wrestlers start brawling around the ring. Legs throws Sgt. Lou into the steel steps. Fat Tony Clotheslines Chief Wiggum over the barrier. Louie puts on a pair of Brass Knucks and knocks Sgt. Eddie out cold with one punch! Fat Tony throws Eddie into the ring and follows him in. The bell rings to signal the start of the match. Fat Tony does the KISS OF DEATH on Sgt. Eddie and gets the three count.
Winners: The Mafia

Kent Brockman: And the Mafia finish the job quickly, like all good mobsters should.

Chief Wiggum climbs over the barrier and lands on his back. He gets up and grabs a mic.

Chief Wiggum: (gasping for air) Hey...wait up! Hang on...just let me catch my breath here...Okay I’m good. Fat Tony, you got lucky tonight! Lucky that the law didn’t beat you down like the scoundrels you are! How about next week we have a re-match but with a twist? The match I have in mind is what I call a Jail Cell match.

Troy McClure: A Jail Cell match? What the heck is that?

Chief Wiggum: The rules are simple. No holds barred, no disqualifications. At ringside will be two cells, big enough for three people. In order to win the match, you must put all three of your opponents into the cell and lock the door. The losers will spend the night in jail! So, how about that?

Fat Tony looks at Legs and Louie. They nod at him. Fat Tony nods at Chief Wiggum.

Kent Brockman: They’re accepting the match! Next week, a first for SNW...

Troy McClure: ...And possibly a first for wrestling, period.

Kent Brockman: The Springfield Police Force and the Mafia will take each other on in a Jail Cell match.

Troy McClure: Things are about to get interesting.

Tag Team Tournament 1st Round Match
The Self-Proclaimed Springfield’s Greatest Tag Team Vs Prime Time
Carl & Bumblebee Man started off the match. Carl outmanouvered Bumblebee Man and hit a Corner Splash, forcing Bumblebee Man to tag in Krusty. Krusty got the better of Carl with a Back Suplex. However he spends too much time charging up a Bionic Elbow, giving Carl enough time to Super Kick him. Lenny was then tagged in but so was Bumblebee Man. This led to all 4 men getting into the match. Lenny got squashed by a Picadura Chapoteo. Carl dodged out of a Butt Bump and knocked down Bumblebee Man with a Knee Lift. Krusty gave Lenny a Footwash against the bottom turnbuckle, only to get a Springboard Cross Body from Carl. Carl and Lenny set Krusty up for the B.F.F. Carl went for the Super Kick part of the move but Bumblebee Man caught him by the foot and spun it around. Carl still caught Krusty with a Spinning Heel Kick and Lenyy pinned him with a bridging pin.
Winners: The Self-Proclaimed Springfield's Greatest Tag Team

Tag Team Tournament 1st Round Match
Awesome Alcoholics Vs Terwilliger Brothers
Homer and Cecil started off the match. But when the bell rang both Cecil and Sideshow bob jumped Homer, giving him the Opening Act. Homer was whipped into the ropes and responded with a Lou Thesz Press. He climbed the top turnbuckle but Cecil pushed him off. Homer bounced off of the ropes and into the ENCORE. Homer was able to reach the ropes. Sideshow bob hit a Knee Dribbler and then tagged in Cecil. His Elbow Smashes proved useless as the shots didn't register with Homer's brain. Cecil ran to the ropes but was flattened by Homer, who just fell on him. Barney got the hot tag but was easily knocked onto his back. Cecil held him with a Leg Lock while he tagged in Sideshow Bob. Bob climbed up top and leapt onto Barney. Barney managed to catch him and do a Running Power Slam. Cecil stopped the pin. Barney gave Cecil an Exploder Suplex and tagged in Homer. Barney and Cecil went to the outside. While the ref was distracted, Sideshow Bob poked Homer in the eye. A Roaring Elbow seemed to knock out Homer, but he was still standing. It took him a good twenty seconds before he actually fell to the canvas. Homer sat back up but got a Knee Dribbler right to the face. Sideshow Bob then pinned Homer to got through.
Winners: Terwilliger Brothers

Troy McClure: Sideshow Bob has outsmarted Homer Simpson!

Kent Brockman: That's nothing to be proud of.

Troy McClure: Oh yeah? Prove it.

Kent Brockman: Hey Homer!

Homer: Yeah?

Kent Brockman: That ref has a donut. Punch him and you can have it.

Homer immediately knocks out the Squeeky Voiced Teen.

Kent Brockman: I told you.

Troy McClure: I see.

Kent Brockman: Next up, can Gil beat Mayor Quimby for the third time in two weeks? Find out...Next!

After the commercials an SNW Replay shows Gil eliminating Mayor Quimby from the Channel 6 Title match two weeks ago. It then shows Gil hitting Quimby with a Spear and then the Gilhammer in their tag team match on Bar Brawl later that week.

Gil Vs Mayor Quimby
Gil enters first. The fireworks set his shirt on fire! The stage workers nearby extinguish the fire by stamping on Gil. Mayor Quimby now comes out, holding a mic.

Mayor Quimby: Attention, people of my fair city. Due to my, er, busy time schedule I am unable to compete tonight against my respected opponent. Instead, I have hand-selected a replacement for tonight. Do not be disappointed, for I shall face Gil on next week’s Pay-Per-View edition of Meltdown.

Kent Brockman: Oh come on! He just doesn’t want to get beaten by Gil again.

Troy McClure: No, I think he’s serious. As Mayor, he is a very busy man. And look, he says he respects Gil and has managed to get a replacement for him.

Mayor Quimby: So Gil, here is ah your opponent...

He chuckles. Drederick Tatum’s music plays over the speakers!

Kent Brockman: Oh dear God.

Troy McClure: (laughs) Good luck Gil! We already saw what Tatum is capable of earlier tonight. And we’re about to see it again.

Drederick Tatum comes out with his manager, Lucius Sweet. Quimby has a smug look on his face as he leaves ringside. Tatum gets into the ring with a nervous Gil waiting for him.

Gil Vs Dredrick Tatum
The role of punching bag tonight was played by Gil. Gil hardly got an ounce of offence in this match. Tatum easily overpowered him and was quicker too. A Discu Punch followed by a T-Bone Suplex would have been enough but Tatum waited for Gil to get back to his feet. Tatum landed the KNOCKOUT PUNCH and pinned Gil.
Winner: Dredrick Tatum

Troy McClure: An impressive victory for Tatum! Did you see that, Kent? Just one punch...POW! And it was lights out!

Kent Brockman: This is the guy to watch right here in SNW!

Suddenly, Mayor Quimby runs down to the ring and starts stomping on Gil!

Kent Brockman: Hey! What's he doing here! He said he was busy!

Troy McClure: Well, I think he finished his meeting early and is making up for lost time.

Kent Brockman: Yeah right. I smell something rotton here.

Troy McClure: (sniffs) Yeah, I think the fans here really should take showers more often.

Quimby does the QUIMBY SLAM. He takes off his sash and does the LANDSLIDE LOCK. Gil is tapping out, but Quimby continues with the hold until the Squeeky-Voiced Teens run down to break it up. Quimby raises his arms in the air in victory as his music plays over the speakers.

Kent Brockman: Coming up next, Waylen Smithers has a chance to impress Mr. Burns. But he has to face the Springifeld champ, Snake, in a non-title match!

Snake Vs Waylen Smithers
Smithers must have a glass jaw as he was down immediately after a Punch to his jaw. Snake kept control but seemed to be taking it easy. This was a mistake as Smithers escaped from a Gorilla Press and knocked down Snake with a Dropkick. Smithers went on to do a Spinning Heel Kick that got a 2 count. Smithers went up to the top turnbuckle and landed a Diving Elbow.

Kent Brockman: Hey, Smithers isn’t doing too badly.

Troy McClure: I’m not surprised. He really wants to impress Mr. Burns.

Kent Brockman: I wonder why?

Troy McClure: I told you already, to get a title shot!

Smithers went up and done another Diving Elbow. He nearly won the match with the MR. BURNS PLEASER but Snake kicked out of the pin. Smithers tried to hit several Chops but Snake gouged his eyes to take over. A Pumphandle Slam got a two count. Snake then hit a painful Gutwrench Suplex into the turnbuckle and followed it with the SNAKEBITE to win.
Winner: Snake

After the match, Snake grabs his belt and puts it over his shoulder. He picks up a chair at ringside and sets it up beside the announcer’s table.

Kent Brockman: It looks like Snake is going to watch the Triple Threat up close and personal.

Troy McClure: Ned Flanders, Groundskeeper Willie, Apu Whatever-his-name-is! A Triple Threat to decide the No.1 contender for the Springfield Title! Next!

Triple Threat Match to determine No.1 Contender for the Springfield Title
Ned Flanders Vs Apu Nahasapeemapetalan Vs Groundskeeper Willie
The match started with Apu giving machine gun like kicks to both Ned and Willie. He was soon double teamed and thrown out of the ring. Willie suddenly locked on the Scottish Sleeper. Apu rushed back into the ring and gave him a kick to the ribs to release the hold. Willie ducked under Apu and took him down with a Running Big Boot. He set Apu for the Last Flush but Ned stopped him with a Lariat. Willie rolled out of the ring to recover. Apu was thrown to the turnbuckle but caught a charging Ned with the 24 Hour Shift. However this left him vulnerable for a Big Boot from Willie. Willie rolled back into the ring and done a Stalling Suplex on Apu. Ned returned to the action with several Chops. He planted Willie with a Rolling Samoan Drop but only got a two count. Ned hit the BLESSED SUPLEX but Apu stopped the count. Apu attempted an Irish Whip but Ned held on to his arm and did an Ace Crusher. Willie grabbed Ned by the throat and gave him a Choke Slam. He then did the LAST FLUSH on Apu to win a great match and become the number one contender.
Winner: Groundskeeper Willie

Snake walks into the ring and faces off with Willie. He looks away. Suddenly, he punches Willie! He attacks Willie. He does the Snakebite. Willie rolls out of the ring. Snake climbs the top rope and shows off his title to the crowd.

Troy McClure: Snake has made his point clear! Next week he will do whatever he can to keep his championship.

Footage taken from last week's Bar Brawl is shown. To make a long story short, Homer Simpson ended up facing Superintendant Chalmers. If Chalmers won the match, Principal Skinner would get a Channel 6 Title shot. Chalmers won the match which leads us to our main event.

Channel 6 Championship Match
(champ) Moe Szyslak Vs Principal Skinner
The first defence of the Channel 6 title in SNW history provided an exciting match. Both Moe and skinner were even starting off, leading to a standoff. Moe hit a Jumping Knee but Skinner fired back with a Vertical Suplex. Skinner applied a Half Boston Crab, leading Moe to reach for the ropes. A Clothesline from Skinner knocked both men over the top rope and out of the ring. Moe took control by brawling around ringside. Both men returned to the ring where Moe did the Over The Counter twice. Skinner placed his foot on the rope to stop the count. Moe dragged Skinner away from the ropes and locked on a Camel Clutch, adding in a few punches to the face. He tried a Piledriver but Skinner countered it into a Back Body Drop. Skinner threw a few punches of his own but was whipped into the ropes. Moe ducked a Clothesline and hit the Kidney Popper. He pinned Skinner and got the win.
Winner And Still Channel 6 Champion: Moe Szyslak

Kent Brockman: There you have it. Moe is successful in his first title defence!

Troy McClure: Really makes you proud to be part of this station, doesn't it Kent?

Kent Brockman: Oh God no! As soon as I get the call from the big leagues I am out of this pigsty.

Troy McClure: You and me both, good buddy.

Kent Brockman: Don't touch me.

Troy McClure: That's all for tonight. Next week we have the semi-finals of our tag team tournament. The Springfield Police Force face the Mafia in a Jail Cell match. And Snake defends the Springfield championship against Groundskeeper Willie. All this and more from the best and worst Springfield has to offer. So long!

Kent Brockman: I said stop touching me!

Troy McClure: That's not my hand.

Kent Brockman: What the hell?

[steelthunder814]

Lol..great card bro

[JamieOD]

Springfield Nuclear Wrestling
Kid Chaos 3

Superfriends Vs Flanders Family

Wendell Borton Vs Ralph Wiggum
Francine Vs Alex Whitney
Lisa Simpson Vs Sherri
Terri Vs Jessica Lovejoy

Boys Tournament Semi-Finals
Kearny Vs Pepi
Lewis Vs Bart Simpson

Janey Hagstrom Vs Alison Taylor

Tornado Tag Team Match
Martin Prince & Uter Vs The Bullies (Nelson Muntz & Jimbo Jones)

Lumberjack Match
Milhouse van Houten Vs Dolph

The Kid Chaos theme music plays over the speakers. Small fireworks (supplied by Bart's confiscated fireworks box in Springfield Elementary) are set off as Kid Chaos begins! We join K.B.B.L. radio hosts, Bill and Marty.

Bill: Tonight is the Semi Finals of the Boys Championship Tournament! Dolph, Bart, Lewis and Pepi are just two matches away from becoming the first ever SNW Boys champion!

Marty: And speaking of the Tournament final, Principal Skinner will have a major announcement involving next week's final, later tonight! I'm Marty and as usual that annoying, forgetable voice beside me is my colleague Bill.

Bill: Let's get on with the show with Tag Team action! The Superfriends of Hamm and Database have been having trouble with Rod and Todd Flanders the last two weeks. They will now have their first tag match against each other.

Superfriends Vs Flanders Family
Database and Rod started off the match. Rod got the best of Database with a Back Elbow and a Series of Side Kicks, forcing him to tag in Hamm. Again, Rod was in control and hit a Flying Cross Body before tagging in his brother Todd. Hamm reversed an Irish Whip into the turnbuckle. Database ran into the ring and crouched in front of Todd. The Superfriend then gave Todd the Physics In Motion doubleteam. Todd was able to get the hot tag to Rod. Database hit a Missle Dropkick on Rod for a two count. Hamm gave Rod a Reverse Twist of Fate but he was too close to the ropes for a pin. Rod rolled out of the ring where Todd and Database were fighting. Hamm then hit a Somersault Plancha onto everyone outside the ring!

Marty: It looks like a car wreck!

Bill: Or just another Friday afternoon for Otto.

Hamm threw Rod back into the ring and tagged in Database. Rod was whipped into the ropes but leapfrogged over Database to tag in Todd. He attempted a DDT but Database pushed him into Rod, knocking him off the apron. The Superfriends then hit the CO-OPERATIVE PLAY (TWISTING DATA and HAMMTON BOMB combo) on Todd to win the match.
Winners: The Superfriends

Francine Vs Alex Whitney
The first Girls match of the night was surprisingly rough. Alex slapped Francine to start the matchFrancine responded by grabbing Alex's hair and slamming her head to the mat. She then done a Piledriver but did not go for the pin. Alex countered a Gorilla Press into a Spinning Headscissors. Alex threw powder at Francine when the ref's back was turned. She applied a Sleeper Hold but Francine countered it with a Chinbreaker. Francine did a Side walk Slam and pinned alex for the win.
Winner: Francine

Marty: It looks as if all that make-up only made Francine angrier.

Bill: Francine is again dominant in her match. The Girls division better watch out for her.

Lisa Simpson Vs Sherri
Sherri countered an Arm Drag and Clotheslined Lisa at the start. A Spinning Heel Kick almost got Sherri the win but Lisa kicked out. Lisa countered an Irish Whip into a vicious Snap DDT.

Marty: Ouch! She landed right on her head.

Bill: Of course she did. That's what a DDT is supposed to do to you.

Marty: Yeah, but I ment she landed on her head more so than usual.

Bill: (thinks)...What?

Lisa then pinned Sherri with the STRAIGHT-A-SAULT.
Winner: Lisa Simpson

Terri Vs Jessica Lovejoy
A quick match here as Jessica won with a Missile Dropkick and then the KILLJOY.
Winner: Jessica Lovejoy

Bill: Coming up next is the first of the semi-finals in the Boys Tournament. It will be Kearny against Pepi!

When we come back from the commercials, we see Bart walking down the school hall drinking a can of soda. We see Milhouse sitting down beside the lockers with his head between his knees and his arms covering his head.

Bart: Trying to hide, Milhouse?

Milhouse: I don't want to face Dolph tonight, Bart! Just last week he gave me a triple-twist Indian Burn and it still burns! And the fact that the other Bullies will be outside the ring is even worse.

Bart: Come on, Milhouse. you'll have plenty of help from guys like Martin, Ralph, Database, Hamm, the Flanders and...er...well, now that I think about it you're boned.

Milhouse: Nuh-uh. I'm not going out there.

Martin walks over to Bart and Milhouse.

Martin: Hello there, chums.

Bart: Martin, tell Milhouse that he shouldn't be wussin' out of tonight's match.

Milhouse: I'm not doing it and that's final!

Martin: (worried) But you have to! You were given this opportunity and you should seize it. Carpe Diem.

Bart: Martin, French isn't going to help us.

Martin: Milhouse, who was the kid who was on his own against myself, Uter, Ralph and Wendell last week?

Milhouse: Uh...me.

Martin: And who was the one who eliminated Ralph after he pinned Nelson, Rod and Todd last week?

Milhouse: (picking up courage) Me.

Bart: And who was the one who got his butt whooped, but tried his darned best to win?

Milhouse: Me! That's it! Dolph, tonight you are mine!

Bart: Now that's what we want. Now it's my turn to whoop some butt.

Bart and Martin walk off, leaving Milhouse on his own.

Milhouse: ...Oh who am I kidding?!?

He opens one of the locker doors, climbs into the locker and shuts the door.

Boys Tournament Semi-Finals
Kearny Vs Pepi
Pepi was the clear fan favourite against the Bully known as Kearny. However, he was qucikly knocked down with an Elbow Smash. Kearny added insult to injury with a Nuggie. He then threw Pepi high above with a Back Body Drop. KEARNY gave Pepi the K-BOMB but he somehow managed to kick out. Pepi got some momentum back and hit a Tornado DDT, but was shortly taken down with a Bicycle Kick. Kearny then flattened Pepi with a Corner Splash. A painful looking Bully Backbreaker was enough to end the match.
Winner: Kearny

Boys Tournament Semi-Finals
Lewis Vs Bart Simpson
The second semi-final was a fast paced match between two kids who were to go all out. Bart was the faster of the two and used his kick-based offence to keep Lewis at bay. Lewis ducked Bart's Kick Combo and hit an Enzuigiri. He followed up with a Dropkick to the Face. He whipped Bart into the ropes and gave him a Back Body Drop. Bart countered a Roaring Elbow into a Drop Toe Hold and a Baseball Slide to the outside. He threw Lewis back into the ring and climbed the turnbuckle. He hit a Flying Heel Kick and immediately done a Split-Legged Moonsault afterwards. A Cherry Bomb only got a two count. Lewis fought back and drove Bart's head into the turnbuckle several times. Bart blocked another attempt and kicked Lewis in the face. He planted Lewis with the Prankster's Delight and pinned him for three.
Winner: Bart Simpson

After the match, both Boys struggle to get up. Bart and Lewis give each other a high-five. Lewis leaves ringside as Bart celebrates. Suddenly, Kearny's music is played over the speakers. Kearny walks down to the ring.

Bill: Huh? What's going on?

Marty: Well, Bart will be facing Kearny in the finals next week. Maybe Kearny is gong to tell him who's boss around here.

Suddenly, Principal Skinner's music is played over the speakers. Skinner walks out and stays at the entrance, holding a mic.

Bill: And speaking about who the boss is around here, it's the Principal of Kid Chaos, Principal Skinner!

Skinner: Kearny and Bart, congratulations on reaching the finals. Next week on the Kid Chaos telvision programme, it will be you two facing each other to become the first ever SNW Boys Champion. I have an announcement to make tonight concerning that match. I am going to announce it right now. Next week, the final for the boys title will take place in a Ladder match!

Bill: Wow!

Skinner: So next week, it will be Kearny against Bart Simpson in a Ladder match for the SNW Boys championship. Good luck.

He leaves ringside.

Marty: Next week, a first for the Kids division. A Ladder match to determine the first Boys champion. Kearny against Bart! Don't miss it!

Janey Hagstrom Vs Alison Taylor
The rematch between these two was more eventful compared to last week's. Allison kept it basic with Headlocks, Knee Lifts and Dropkicks to wear down her opponent. Janey caught Allison off guard when she sounted a bulldog into two consecutive German Suplexes. Janey climbed up to the top turnbuckle but Allison caught her and knocked her silly with a punch. Allison climbed up to Janey and gave a Rolling Victory Roll from the second rope to win the match.
Winner: Allison Taylor

Bill: Coming up next the Bullies of Jimbo Jones and Nelson Muntz will take on Martin Prince and Uter in a Tornado Tag Team match!

Marty: This is Tornado Tag Team rules. All four Boys are in the ring at the same time. No tags will be needed.

Tornado Tag Team Match
Martin Prince & Uter Vs The Bullies (Nelson Muntz & Jimbo Jones)
The match lived up to the show's name as the action spilled throughout ringside. At one point Nelson and Jimbo done Wedgies on Martin and Uter at the same time. The nerds were able to fight back, with Martin outsmarting the Bullies into flunking their double team moves. Uter followed up with Corner Splash to both Jimbo and Nelson. Uter hit the UTER DRIVER on Jimbo but Nelson stopped the count. Nelson then gave Uter a Backbreaker, followed by a Double Knee Gutbuster. Jimbo and Nelson had some more fun at Uter's expense by taking turns kicking him in the back. They then repeated this with Martin. Jimbo threw Martin right into a Spear from Nelson, but Uter stopped the count. The Bullies continued to overpower the nerd and finished the match with Jimbo doing the WEDGIE DDT on Martin while Nelson hit the BULLY BOMB on Uter.
Winners: The Bullies

Marty: Next up is our main event. Milhouse versus Dolph in a Lumberjack match. All sixteen Boys will be at ringside. Can the Bullies have a clean sweep tonight? It's coming up next!

Bill: That's if we can find Milhouse.

Lumberjack Match
Milhouse van Houten Vs Dolph
Most of the Lumberjacks come down first in this order: Hamm & Database, Ralph Wiggum, Lewis, Rod & Todd Flanders, Wendell Borton, Uter and Pepi. Dolph comes down, accompanied by the rest of the Bullies: Jimbo, Nelson and Kearny. Milhouse's music is then played. Bart and Martin come out to the entrance, waiting for Milhouse. When nothing happens, Bart and Milhouse run backstage. They come back out dragging Milhouse down to the ring!

Bill: Milhouse isn't too eager to start the match.

The match starts. Milhouse immediately runs out of the ring. He turns around and sees that the ramp is blocked off by Jimbo, Nelson and Kearny. They scare him back into the ring. Milhouse ducks a Clothesline and leaves the ring on the other side. He tries to jump over the security barrier and into the crowd but the rest of the Lumberjacks stop him. They either plead or encourage him to go back into the match. Milhouse looks at everyone and swallows a large gulp before slowly heading back into the ring.

Marty: Alright, now we can finally start the match.

Dolph chased Milhouse around the ring and was tricked into being Back Body Dropped over the top rope. Dolph tries to regain his senses, but realises that Bart, Martin, Ralph and Wendell are standing behind him! He throws a punch at Ralph, who blocks it and throws one back. The punch catches Dolph right in the face! Dolph immediately runs back into the ring. Milhouse is laughing at him.

Marty: Now that's embarrasing.

Dolph stares angrily at Milhouse and runs towards him. Milhouse realises what he has done and runs away. Dolph chases Milhouse in circles around the ring!

Bill: Ugh...this is getting kinda dizzy.

While Milhouse is still being chased, Nelson trips Milhouse with his arm and pulls him out of the ring. Nelson, Kearny and Jimbo gang up on Milhouse! Jimbo gives Milhouse a Wedgie! All of the other Lumberjacks attack Nelson, Jimbo and Kearny! All except for Ralph, who walks over to the Announce Table and puts on a headset.

Bill: It looks as if we have a special announcer joining us. Ralph, shouldn't you be with the Lumberjacks?

Ralph: (imitating a siren) Wee-woo, wee-woo, wee-woo.

Marty: Er...right.

The Lumberjacks attack Nelson, Kearny and Jimbo. Jimbo grabs Milhouse and throws him back into the ring with Dolph. Dolph hit a Super Kick but only got a two count. The brawl continued outside of the ring. Bart climbs up to the top turnbuckle and does a Flying Cross Body to the outside, knocking down all of the Lumberjacks in the melee!

Marty: Bart just floored everyone with that high flying move!

Ralph: He flew just like Wigglepuppy.

Bill: (confused)...Okay.

Back in the ring, Dolph was practicing some martial arts by using Milhouse as his dummy. A Leg Lariat and a Flying Crescent Kick looked good as Milhouse was taking more and more punishment. Milhouse fought back with a Drop Toe Hold and a Dropkick to the Face. A School Boy wasn't enough to win though. Milhouse climbed up top but was knocked off by Nelson, sparking off yet another lumberjack brawl. While all this was going on, Dolph gave Milhouse the SWIRLY SPECIAL and pinned him to win.
Winner: Dolph

Bill: No! Nelson was the reason Dolph won that match!

Marty: Are you standing up for Milhouse?

Bill: Well...not really...but it's still bad that the Bullies cheated to win.

Marty: Okay then. That's all we have for tonight. But we'll be back for a huge show next week!

Bill: That's right, a Ladder match for the Boys championship will take place! We cannot wait and hopefully neither will you. Goodnight!

The show ends as the Bullies taunt the rest of the Boys divison from the entrance.

[Knapik]

Poor MIlhouse. Hope Bart wins in the finals! Your cards get better and better!

[GalactiKing]

More fun stuff in Springfield land. Go Bart.

[JamieOD]

Springfield Nuclear Wrestling
Bar Brawl 3

Barney Gumble Vs Cletus Del Roy
Hank Scorpio Vs Hans Moleman

Holy Crusaders Vs Single & Available

Otto Mann Vs Dr. Nick Riviera
Luigi Vs Jasper

Duff Challenge
Duffman Vs ? ? ?

The Bar Brawl theme music plays as the camera moves across Moe’s Tavern. The fans all pose for the camera, lifting their mugs up high and shouting like mad. Most of the usual suspects are at the counter. Homer and Moe are having cheering and waving. Carl and Lenny are sitting beside each other, however, it looks as if they’re avoiding each other. Barney is nowhere to be seen. We go to our Bar Brawl announcers Bill and Marty at their broadcasting table as the show gets on the road.

Marty: Tensions are high tonight at Moe’s Tavern as we get set for another Bar Brawl!

Bill: Well said Marty. Tonight we will see Duffman competing in the Duff Challenge. Last week he lost against Groundskeeper Willie, who won the free beer. Will Duffman be able to defend his company’s honour tonight?

Marty: Also, Tag Team action at its finest. The Holy Crusaders of Ned Flanders and Rev. Lovejoy will take on the men women hate to love, Kirk van Houten and Jacques. But first, we have a match between “The Alcoholic Butt Kicker” and “the Trailer Trash Terror!”

Barney Gumble Vs Cletus Del Roy
Both wrestlers came down to the ring with their own weapons. Barney came out with a Singapore Cane while Cletus wheeled out a shopping cart filled with various objects! He threw a trash can and steel chair from the cart into the ring before entering.

Bill: I was talking to Cletus earlier on and he told me that the cart is full of his kids’ toys!

An absolute brawl from the start as both men just went at it with whatever they could find. Cletus gave Barney a chairshot to the head. Barney shrugged it off and gave Cletus a long Ariplane Spin before both men fell down dizzy. Cletus grabbed the trash can and crumpled it over Barney's head, knocking him through the ropes. Cletus showed some agility with a Plancha to the outside. While Cletus went to get the shopping cart, Barney snuck out a can of Duff and chugged it down. Cletus attempted to run Barney over with the cart but was blinded by the BURP OF DEATH. Barney rummaged through the cart and hit Cletus with a rubber chicken!

Marty: He just hit him with a Rubber Chicken!

Bill: He must have found it in the cart!

Barney repeatedly used the rubber chicken. He attempted the BEER TRAIN but Cletus dodged it, leaving Barney charging into the steel post. Cletus threw Barney into the shopping cart and wheeled him into the wall! Barney kicked out of a pin and fought back. He grabbed Cletus by the vest and threw him out of the bar, much to the delight of the crowd. However, just as Barney was about to leave, Cletus slammed the door into his face! The two continue their brawl while the Squeeky-Voiced Teen and the cameraman follow them.

Marty: They’ve gone out of the bar! I know it’s falls count anywhere, but something like this hasn’t been done before.

Barney and Cletus continue to brawl down the street up to a bus stop. A bus drives by, stops and opens its doors. Barney and Cletus brawl into the bus with the Teen following them in. The cameraman tries to get on but is stopped by the driver. (Note: We’re seeing this through the cameraman’s view, since he is holding the camera)

Driver: Sorry bud, but you have to pay the fare.

Cameraman (O.S.): But you let those two...

Driver: Pay the fare or you’re not getting on!

Cameraman (O.S.): I...I don’t have any change.

The driver closes the bus door and drives off, with Barney and Cletus still fighting in it!

Bill: Well, we’ll try and catch up with them once the cameraman gets his wages. Coming up next, Hank Scorpio will take on Hans Moleman! Don’t miss it.

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Hank Scorpio Vs Hans Moleman
Scorpio played along with his senior (?) opponent, allowing himself to be slowly whipped to the ropes. Moleman surprised everyone and performed a flawless Dropkick. It was a shame that Scorpio just stopped at the ropes and let him hit the canvas. Scorpio added insult to injury with a great Dropkick of his own. He hit an Inverted Backbreaker but Moleman showed some life and kicked out. He should have just stayed down as Scorpio waited him to get back to his feet to do the WORLD DOMINATION.
Winner: Hank Scorpio

Marty: Hold on...We’re getting information about the Hardcore match involving Barney and Cletus. Now earlier on at the start of the show, the two were in this fantastic match, which led them out of Moe’s Tavern and into a bus.

Bill: We are being told that our cameraman has managed to get enough money for the bus fare by acting like a bum outside of the bar. He has caught up with the match at...the Kwik-E-Mart?

We cut to the brawl now happening at the Kwik-E-Mart. Barney and Cletus enter the Kwik-E-Mart throwing punches at each other. Cletus gives Barney a Headbutt to daze him. He then throws Barney into a pyramid of Duff beer cans.

Apu: Hey! That was twelve hours I will never get back. Please, watch where you are fighting!

Cletus pinned Barney but only got a one count. Barney got some payback by throwing Cletus into the counter. He charged Cletus but ends up getting Back Body Dropped over the counter. Cletus climbed onto the counter and leapt off, only for Barney to catch him and give him a Belly-To-Belly Suplex into the Squishee machine! The squishee tap breaks off, getting both guys soaked with squishee. Apu grabs the two of the but slips on the squishee.

Apu: Oh, I should have seen this coming.

Cletus slams Barney’s head off of the counter. Barney throws Cletus into the magazine rack! Barney grabs Cletus and drags him out of the Kwik-E-Mart. The cameraman tries to follow them but he slips on the Squishee! The screen goes black.

Cameraman (O.S.): Damn it!

We go back to Bill and Marty.

Bill: Er...we have some technical problems. We’ll try to catch up with the match as the show continues. Right now we are going over to Marty outside the Men's Room where he is with the team known as the Holy Crusaders.

Marty (yells): Thanks Bill. Here with me right now...

Bill: Why are you yelling?

Marty (yells): I lost my microphone!

Bill: There's no need to shout! I can still here you, you're only across the bar.

Marty (yells): OK! I'm here with Ned Flanders and Rev. Lovejoy!

Rev. Lovejoy is holding his head.

Rev. Lovejoy: Please stop yelling. I've had a long hard day and I have have a headache. I was hoping to just go home and spend some time with the Lord. Unfortunately I just happened to walk into "Captain Christian" here and he just had to ask me a favour.

Ned Flanders: That's right. I was in a bit of a pickle as I was hoping for us to sharpen or double-team-a-rooney skills but I couldn't find him anywhere. Well, thanks to the luck of the Lord, I just found him outside of this here tavern. And since we're having some good old fashioned grappling tonight I figured it would be fine and dandy to set up a match tonight.

Rev. Lovejoy (groans): Let's just get this over with.

Ned Flanders: Okaly-Dokaly!

Marty (Yells): Back to you Bill!

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Rev. Lovejoy and Jacques start off. Lovejoy took control with some mat-based wrestling but Jacques esacped from a Snap Suplex and hit a Fisherman's Suplex. Flanders stopped the cont just in the nick of time but Kirk van Houten ran in for a four man brawl. While Ned and Kirk were busy, Jacques gave Lovejoy a Heartbreaker followed by a Full Nelson Slam. Jacques got the pin and the upset victory for his team.
Winners: Single & Available

Otto Mann Vs Dr. Nick Riviera
Otto's air guitar playing was infectious enough for Dr. Nick to jam along. Otto took advantage of the distraction with a Spinning Heel Kick. The match eventually went to the floor. Otto ran across the apron and flattened Dr. Nick with a Cannonball Senton. Dr. Nick countered an Irish Whip into a Swining Neckbreaker onto the floor. A nasty looking Pulling Piledriver finished off Otto.
Winner: Dr. Nick Riviera

Luigi Vs Jasper
Luigi had a difficult start in his SNW debut. Jasper was able to counter a simple Wristlock into a Neckbreaker. Jasper apllied the WOODEN LEG TWIST, leading Luigi to tap out.
Winner: Jasper

Duff Challenge
Duffman Vs ? ? ?
Duffman's opponent is...Akira!

Marty: Here comes the Happy Sumo...except he isn't actually a sumo wrestler.

Bill: We really have to get better nicknames for the guys.

Duffman jumped Akira at the sound of the bell, trying to prove that last week's loss in the Duff Challnge against Groundskeeper Willie was a one-off. A Japanese Arm Drag and a Moonsault was enough for Duffman to be back to his normal confident self. Duffman ends up winning an easy match with a Shining Wizard.
Winner:

Bill: Duffman is back on track! He has come back from losing last week's challenge by stopping Akira.

Marty: And that's all fo...Hold on a minute! I've just been told that Barney and Cletus are just brawling outside the tavern!

Bill: Well get the cameraman out there!

We cut to Barney and Cletus brawling on the street where Moe's Tavern is. Cletus came up with the strength to Power Slam Barney onto the road. Barney miraculously kicked out. Cletus grabs Barney and throws him into King Tut's Music Store and follows him. The cameraman just stays out of the shop. We here sounds of pianos, trumpets, saxophones and other instruments. Cletus is thrown out of the shop. Barney leaves the shop with a guitar and smashes it over Cletus' head! Barney goes back into the shop and rolls out a drum. He bursts it through Cletus! Barney grabs Cletus and they go back into Moe's Tavern to the cheering fans.

Bill: Well it's about time they came back. Technically this has been the longest match in SNW history.

Marty: Except for the Royal Rumble we had at the first Meltdown.

Bill: If we weren't there, it doesn't count.

Marty: Hey, I just noticed something, that shopping cart with the weapons is still at ringside. You'd think somebody would have cleared it when Barney and Cletus left.

Barney drags Cletus to ringside. He gives Cletus an Exploder Suplex onto the floor. Rather than go for the pin, Barney grabs a steel chair and slowly climbs up to the top turnbuckle.

Marty: What on earth is he going to do?

Bill: I don't like the look of this.

As Cletus stands up outside the ring. Barney leaps from the top turnbuckle and smashes the Steel Chair through his head! Both men are lying on the floor. Barney crawls onto Cletus and pins him for three.
Winner: Barney Gumble

Bill: What a finish! Barney has won it!

Moe, Lenny, Carl and Homer get in the ring and sit Barney on their shoudlers. Obviously, Barney falls right off. The others ignore him and continue celebrating as the show finishes.

Marty: See you Monday for Meltdown!

Bill: We're not on that show.

Marty: Oh...Never mind then.