Have you got mail (chart ) ?
Mar 24, 2005 1:04:19 GMT -5
Post by David Bazzy Basnett on Mar 24, 2005 1:04:19 GMT -5
For federations and promoters that use Slow Ass Wally or \ and Postman Pat in there feds . For the serious promoter I am sorry , this may not interest you .Decide before you start a match . Which match involing which wrestler/s you want Wally or\and Pat to go down to ringside before the match starts . Have you got mail just roll 2 x 6 sided dice .
2) Its an offer for a try out at C$P$C . You are so made up . That you forget about the match and your opponent\s start the match on Level 3 offence
3) Box
(Roll another 2 x 6 sided dices) (2-3) Something sent to you from your feuding opponent that upsets you .. Roll 1 dice Odd you start on Level 2 offence and Even your opponent starts on Level 2 offence (4-5) The box was empty (someone playing mind games maybe ?) (6-8) You model of your latest design of T-shirt now available at the souvenir stall (9-10) Some federation news . You announce a majority event ? PPV ? New signed wrestler ? Title match ? etc use your imagination . (11-12) Your opponent's latest t-shirt on sale at the souvenir stall . You are so disgusted you pretend to wipe it on your bum . Your opponent is not impressed and attacks you before the bell rings . Opponent starts on Level 3 offence
4) an unpaid bill , you are secretly embarrassed and just say "They do not pay me enough in thsi wrestling business"
5) Contact from a feuding enemy opponent . He\she challenges you to a special match (which one is up to you) on the next card .
6-8) No mail today , sorry !
9) The wrestler just refuses to except any mail today .
10) Make a challenge for a tag match . If not a tag team . You and a partner v the Mailmen (Wally & Pat) on a future card
11) A letter off the Commissioner . The winner of this match gets a title shot (which title ? is up to you) on the next card .
12) You attack the mailman (Injury roll 1 x 6 sided dices) "What is an idiot like you doing messing up my matches . I am main event material !"
Have fun and please don't hate me (ha ha)