A Hospital Brawl Match

[David Bazzy Basnett]

"A Hospital Brawl match " created by my bootleg wrestler Mr ill and his female valet Mad Matron . Mr ill was getting sick of people saying he was not really ill , only faking injuries . This match there is no ring just two , three or four wrestlers brawl through an hospital . There is no ring . Just keep going until 1 of the wrestlers pins reaches 12 . They are the loser and end up staying in hopsital . How long ? roll a 6 sided dice . I hope you like this hardcore classic .

When ever you roll on any (c) charts roll 3 x 6 sided dices , on to this chart
(3) Laundry cupboard - You hide from your opponent in the cupboard and take a rest -1 token from pin ratings . Roll on level 2 offence

(4) Choke opponent with stethoscope-3

(5) Bedpan full of urine in face-1

(6) Ram bed into leg-2

(7) Coke opponent with crutch-2

(8) Trap opponent's arm in lift-2

(9) Bedside drink - Throw fruit juice into opponent's face-2

(10)Smoke room - Brawling into the room . Roll 1 dice Odd You grab another patient's cigarette and stump it on opponent-2 . Even Opponent grabs patient's cigarette and stumps you-2

(11) Stab opponent with needle in the arm-1

(12) Strangle opponent with bandages-2

(13) Mortuary - Throw opponent into freezer door-2

(14) Meal time - Choke opponent with hospital food-2

(15) Clipboard to face-1

(16) Crash recovery - You use electric shock treatment using heart recovery machine . Roll 1 6 sided dice <1-2> Opponent suffers +1 to Pin ratings <3-4> Opponent suffers +2 to Pin ratings <5-6> Oppoent suffers +3 to Pin ratings

(17)Operating Theatre Roll 1 x 6 sided dice <1> Wrestle with best pw (if pw is equal . The wrestler on offence continues) Bodyslams opponent onto operating theatre table-3 <2> You headlock submission on opponent-2 <3> Choke opponent on table-2 <4> Wrestler with best ag (If equal wrestler on offence continues on) . Does a running knee drop from table onto opponent-3 <5> Opponent eye pokes you with unidentified object-2 <6> Scaple blade Roll 1 x 6 sided dice Odd You slash opponent in leg-3 Even Your Opponent slash you in the leg-3

(18) Mad Matron (Mr ill female valet)(If not using wrestler Mr ill . Use any other wrestler's manager / valet \ alley etc) appears . Roll 1 x 6 sided dice <1> Matron kidney punches Mr ill opponent-2 <2> Mad Matron kicks your opponent in the back of the legs-3 <3> What me referee ? Mad Matron does nothing just watches the action . Carry on as normal <4> Your opponent nails Mad matron with a clothesline from hell . Opponent rolls on level 3 offence <5> You get your opponent in a one legged boston crab submission . From top of a table Mad Matron leg drops you . Opponent rolls on Level 3 defence <6> Mad Matron & wrestler attempt a double running splash . You move out the way just in time . Your opponent rolls on Level 3 offence .

When ever you roll on (ch A , ch B etc) roll 3 x 6 sided dices , on to this chart
(3) You chase your opponent to the outside enterance . Roll 1 x 6 sided dice <1> You catch up to your opponent with a charging knee in the back-3 <2> You catch up to your opponent with a thump in the back-2 <3> You trip up on kerb and opponent rolls 1 6 sided dice again <4> You run into a parked ambulance-2 <5> Your opponent who you are leading opponent stops and turns around and kicks you in the leg-2 <6> Disaster an approaching ambulance , Oh No ! Roll 1 dice odd You dont see it and get knocked down +3 tokens to your pin . You roll on level 3 defence . Even You see it but opponent doesn't and gets knocked down +3 to pin tokens . Opponent roll on level 3 defence ,

(4)You see the hospital cleaner and low blow your opponent with her mop-3

(5)Wrestler with best agility (If equal the wrestler on offence carries on) . You do a running jump across 3 beds then do a flying clothesline on to your opponent-3

(6)Porter is cleaning away some hospital rubbish .You throw your opponent into the dumpster-2

(7) Portable phone on ward - You choke opponent you telephone cord-2

(8) TV Room - A patient is watching G*W*F on telly . You push opponent into telly-2

(9)You try to nail your opponent with a chair in A+E department . But for security reasons the chair is screwed down . You opponent nails you with a left hook -2

(10) Suffocate your opponent with bed pillow-2

(11) Onto the car park - Throw your opponent into a parked car-2

(12) Face rake on hot radiator-2

(13) Throw bedside flowers at opponent-1

(14)Fire extinguisher across the opponent's back-3

(15) Top of 2nd floor stairs . Tug of war to see who can throw who down the stairs .Odd - You win and throw your opponent down the stairs-3 Even No Your opponent wins and down the stairs you go-3

(16) Ram trolley into opponent's knee-2

(17) In the toilets - You ram opponent's head down the toilet bowl-2

(18) Bed pan to opponent's head-3

[neil]

nice match dude.
neil