LOW and the GWF presents: The Drunken Brawl

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Sponsored by "Beer And Pretzels Gaming monthly" and Coming at 10:00PM US central standard time. It's an entire show posted with real-time updates and booked on the fly, as it happens (Vince Russo has nothing on me!). What will happen? I don't even know. Who will appear? Anyone from the GWF, LOW, or aCe as the mood and the Miller High Life strikes us. Join me and my anonymous cohorts and find out!

Already signed to appear, though I have no idea who they'll be wrestling:

Iron Sheik
Wolf
The Man Who Made Milwaukee Famous, The Crusher
The Sandman

and many more.

Bring the beer, bring the pretzels, bring your sense of humor. This is the first ever event of it's kind, so who knows how it will go.

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It's here! From an American Legion Hall somewhere at the crossroads of time and space the show begins as Metallica's "Enter Sandman" plays to introduce the honorary Commissioner for the night, the Sandman. Sandman wastes no time hitting the bar some 75 feet from the ring as the first match begins. And who better to kick off a drunken brawl than the Man Who Made Milwaukee Famous, The Crusher.

Crusher stands waiting in the ring as the Beer Barrel Polka fades out and "The Stripper" blares over the speakers. Uh-oh. Crushers' in trouble as the greatest Intercontinental champion of all time makes his way to the ring with Bobby The Brain Heenan.

The Crusher vs. Ravishing Rick Rude

Crusher and Rude went to tie-up, but Rude stunned Crusher with a face rake and whipped him into the ropes. Crusher rebounded with a shoulder tackle and took control with a series of forearms that sent Rude scurrying from the ring for a breather. Crusher followed and whipped Rude from pillar to post. Crusher was firmly in control with a barrage of stomps and power forearms. Rude made tried a couple of comebacks, but Crusher's brawling tactics were too much for the Ravishing One. It looked bad for Rude, but Crusher finally mistimed a charge into the turnbuckle allowed Rude to take over. He never looked back and, after hitting Crusher with every big move in his arsenal. finished with the Rude Awakening.

your winner- Ravishing Rick Rude

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The last match is barely over and the Iron Sheik wastes no time rushing to the ring. Well, as much as the Sheik "rushes" anywhere. And here comes the opponent. It's B Brian Blair! What kind of sadist picked B Brian Blair for this match? The Killer Bee is smiling and slapping hands on his way down the aisle, apparently oblivious to the pure hatred Iron Sheik has in his heart for the Tampa native. Sheik has a maniacal smile on his face, contemplating the torture he hopes to inflict.


Iron Sheik vs. B Brian Blair

Blair started out quick with a waistlock takedown and kept Sheik off-balance with a fireman's carry.After working the headlock Balir went for another fireman's carry, but Sheik blocked, countered, and executed a belly to belly suplex. It's all Sheik from there. Sheik with a barrage of offense before throwing Blair from the ring. On the outside of the ring Sheik picks up Blair as if going for a body slam and ran Blair back first into the ring post. A verticle suplex brought him back into the ring. Sheik worked over the back until he finally got the submission with the Boston Crab.

winner- Iron Sheik

Sheik is screaming like a madman. He says he will break Blair's back and teach him respect like they do in the old country. Good lord, no! Someone come in and help Blair, for God's sake! Here comes Jim Brunzell. Sheik backs off and tells Brunzell he respects him, but his partner is a punk, a ********, and he has no respect for a ********. Sheik says he won't do what he wants to do out of respect for God, and Jesus, and Mr. McMahon.

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Some idiot is at ringside screaming that promoter Tom Filsinger has signed one-third of Demolition to a contract. Stupid mark, we know Masked Superstar was Ax. No, he insists it isn't Ax. Aw crap, it's that idiot Sir Ender from the GWF coming to the ring in his studded gear and facepaint from 2115 when he insisted he was Gladiator Crush. Commissioner Sandman isn't amused and has stepped into the ring himself to put a stop to this nonsense.

Sandman vs. Crush

Crush never stood a chance. Sandman rushed in with a surprising dropkick and followed up with a flying elbow. A piledriver took Crush down and Sandman cracked open a beer before throwing Crush out of the ring. Sandman finished the beer before Crush could get back in. Once inside Crush was hit with a series of leg drops and more brutal offense by Sandman. Sandman actually picked Crush up at a two count after a Hardcore DDT and again on a white Russian Leg Sweep. Finally he went out of the ring for his Singapore Cane and put the loser out of his misery. Crush never got a move in.

winner- Sandman

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The participants for the next bout are introduced. First, NCAA wrestling champion, former NWA heavyweight champion, collegiate wrestling Hall Of Famer Dick Hutton. And his opponent NCAA wrestling champion, Olympic silver medalist, former NWA junion heavyweight champion, and collegiate wrestling hall of famer, Danny Hodge.Commissioner Sandman, fresh off of his destruction of the facepainted wanna-be, wants to know who booked this match. This is the Drunken Brawl, not some sort of collegiate exhibition. Whatever. They're both here, they're booked, let's do the match. HOWEVER, let's make it a table match!

Dick Hutton vs. Danny Hodge in a tables match

They traded holds and counter holds to begin the bout, until Hodge took over and went to work on the arm of Hutton. The fans aren't liking this. Hodge finally locks in a sleeper that has Hutton down. Hodge is the first man to give in to the boos of the crowd and he slams Hutton's head into a table set up in the corner of the ring. Hodge went to the table again, this time slamming Hutton on top and dicing off the top rope with a knee drop that sent Hutton crashing through the first table. Hodge started acting like a man possessed at this point, continuously ramming Hutton's head into the table. Hutton made a valiant comeback and finally rammed Hodge's head into the broken table as well. Hutton set Hodge up on a second table and tried to retaliate by diving off the top on Hodge, but Hodge moved out of the way and Hutton crashed through the table. Hodge used an Oklahoman Roll on Hutton to get the pin. WTF? An Oklahoma Roll to finish a tables match!

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A portal has just opened at ringside. Out steps aCe superstar Avarice. Avarice says he's the epitomy of wrestling excellence and the most flawless athlete to ever step foor in the squared circle. Of course, one man takes exception to that statement. Mr. Perfect Curt Hennig has hit the ring and the match is on!

Mr. Perfect Curt Hennig vs. Avarice

Avarice started with an arrogant stunning slap that caught Perfect off-guard. he grabbed Hennig's arm for a twisting arm stretch, but Curt reversed the move and used a series of stomps to control his opponent. A rolling neck snap and Hennig played to the roar of the crowd. Hennig's going for the HENNIG PLEX right away. He gets a near fall and is right back after Avarice. An Axe leads to a standing dropkick and running knee lift and it doesn't look good for Avarice. Finally a misstep by Hennig leads to a single arm DDT by Avarice. Avarice uses the Crown Of Thorns twice in a row and a small cut has been opened on Curt's head. He went for another single arm DDT, but Hennig reversed then floored him with another standing dropkick. Mr.Perfect finished the upstart with a HENNIG PLEX. This match wasn't as close as expected and Hennig won with realitive ease.

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Score one for the legends! Sandman celebrates with a smoke and a beer at ringside as Avarice slinks back through the portal to Centra. Hey, here comes Greg Valentine stumbling from the bar. Who let him in the building? He must've been offered free beer or else he would've no-showed us. Valentine is looking pretty confident. He thinks he's going to be wrestling Koko B Ware for the thirtieth time. Wait a minute, here comes the Dark Menace himself. And who is behind him? It's the Andromedan Eugenics Project, the man-monster known as Monolith!

Greg Valentine vs. Monolith

This just wasn't fair. Monolith grabbed Valentine and hit a forward leg sweep right away for a near fall in the first move. A Crashing Stampede floored The Hammer and Dark menace told Monolith to play with Greg for a while....before annihilation. Greg tried to comeback after a forearm across the back, but his shoulder smash went unnoticed. Monolith demolished Valentine for a few more minutes with Greg unable to mount a comeback. A "Feel The Terror" delayed choke slam led to THE END OF ALL THINGS and Monolith covered Valentine with one foot on his chest for the win.

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Wolf came charging down the aisle and challenged Monolith to step in the ring with the "original icon" of the GWF. Monolith barely acknowledged him and left the ring savoring his victory. Abdullah Farouk is leading the Sheik to the ring to challenge Wolf. Commissioner Sandman, in an inspired move, has declared this a no disqualification match and the main event!

Sheik tore into Wolf at the bell with a hair pull takedown but Wolf came right back with a skullcrusher. The match almost immediatly spilled out of the ring and Wolf maintained the advantage in a wild brawl. Wolf locked on the Savage Face Claw, but Sheik escaped. The action went outside the ring once again with the Sheik blocking an attempted head ram into a ringside table and instead sent Wolf's head into the table. Sheik tossed Wolf back into the ring and hit an elbow drop, but his advantage was short lived as Wolf came back after a face rake by Sheik and resumed his assault. Wolf tore into his opponent with only minor comebacks by Sheik that were easily overcome. Wolf got the Savage Face Claw one more time, but Abdullah Farouk got up on the ring apron to distract the referee and Wolf. When he did Sheik took advantage. As Wolf turned around to attack Sheik again he got a FIREBALL in the face for his efforts. The ref turned around just in time to count the fall and award the match to The Sheik

winner- The Sheik

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Thank god for Jim Brunzell!

The Iron Sheik would have made Blair humble for sure and then you'd have a riot on your hands.