United Stars Wrestling Federation
Jan 11, 2008 20:56:06 GMT -5
Post by dvdmorse on Jan 11, 2008 20:56:06 GMT -5
(The USWF is my version of the CPC. It was started in 2099 but was later taken over by Magnus Colby during his less successful attempt to take over the GWF. I use the CPC card sets for it, but it also contains a lot of bootleg wrestlers. Bootleg wrestlers, my own and otherwise, will be marked with an asterisk (*) on first reference. The following press conference opened the year 2111 for the USWF.)
SURPRISES AT USWF OPENING PRESS CONFERENCE
The USWF held its annual year-opening press conference on January 25, the day after the conclusion of the GWF’s Galaxy Cup tournaments, in the press room of Colby Palace on Planet Colby. Commissioner Grogan acted as master of ceremonies. Appearing onstage with Grogan were USWF majority owner Magnus Colby and by representatives from each of the USWF’s teams. Most of the federation’s active wrestlers were in the audience along with the media.
“Welcome, everyone, to our annual event,” the commissioner began. “I don’t have too many announcements to make today. You’ve heard from GWF Commissioner Morpheus about out agreement regarding the Titan Challenge, and from GWWF Commissioner Tralington about the fate of our women’s division. I want to thank both the GWF and the GWWF for their cooperation in reaching these agreements, which should benefit all of us. The nice thing about going last is that I don’t have to say much. All of the secrets have been told.”
“At least, all of my secrets are out. But the team leaders here on the stage may have a few suprises, so let’s get to them. Exo-King, you’re first.”
Team representatives then made their statements in the following order:
Exo-King, Manager, King’s Court: “Thank you, commissioner. Obviously the foundation of our team is my son, Jack of Diamonds. And you heard me invite Zed Marlowe to join us last year. Zed will forming a tag team with Zouave. Raven has made other plans, so it is just the three of us.”
Phantasy, Manager, Outsider Dominion: “The Troubleshooters and I are still together, of course. And Holocaust has agreed to work with us for another year. Unfortunately, I have not spoken to the Dominator. He has not been returning my messages, so I don’t know what he is planning.”
*Vascor, Manager, Penthouse Suite: “I’ll tell you what the Dominator is planning: He’s joining a winning team: Penthouse Suite. Colossus and the Penthouse Punks are also still on board. And I will be joining the team as a manager and wrestling only occasionally, so that my tag team partner *Tarloc can begin his singles career as a star for Penthouse Suite and become the dominating force he is destined to be. We will crush the Star Defenders and rule this federation.”
*Unknown Soldier, Manager, Star Defenders: “Don’t count on it. We have some surprises as well. Of course, USWF Champion *Black Hawk is back, as is *Daniel Streamline. But to replace *Casshan and *Guthlac, we are brining in a tag team that has been champions in the GWF: *Charon and *Scorpio, also known as Blackout. Scorpio’s Sudden Death banishment has ended, so he is eligible to come back. And for out fifth man, we have a real surprise. After many years, *Pathfinder of Ceres has agreed to rejoin the Star Defenders.”
Kati, Team Leader, The Guardians: “We have me and Angst back as single wrestlers. Obviously Charon has moved on. *Brave is still with us as a bodyguard. And Espionage, the tag team that joined us for the War Games last year, has decided to become members of the Guardians on a full-time basis.”
*Dagger Mack, Team Leader Agents of Fortune: “The GWF has forced Krakan to break his ties with us. That means that our bodyguard, Soldier of Fortune, is gone. But we’ll be fine. I ‘ve reached an agreement with *Dream Lover to have her serve as a valet for our team. *Reckless Abandon and I will take the singles action. And we have recruited *Silverfang to join us as a tag team partner for *Homicide. Both of them are slowing down a bit, so they decided to try tag wrestling for a while.”
*Silver Ace, Manager, Death Row: “Last year Death Row won the War Games. Then you saw *Venom leave us last December. Now you’ve heard that Tarloc, Vascor, and Silverfang have joined other teams. That leaves only *Stargazer from last year. But with the *Kobe Extreme team now defunct, I have recruited two of its former members, *Crow and *Hurricane. And I have also brought in *Skyfire, who will reform his tag team Stormfront with Hurricane.”
Terak, Manager, Savage Kingdom: “Our roster is unchanged. Wildcat and Karah took a break from working as a tag team late last year, but they are going to give it another go. Along with Gila, they will continue to improve and to work their way up in this federation.”
Cassandra, Manager, Trio: “Work their way up? Good luck. The Stormtroopers are already up. But to keep things interesting, we have also reached an agreement for Dynamo to join us. Among out three men, that gives us three experienced tag team to choose from: The Stormtroopers, The Pillars of Power, and A Cut Above. And we will use all of those combinations at different times this year.”
*Venom, Team Member, The Gladiators of Aethra: “Finally we have a true Aethran team in this federation again. With *Blitz and *Scar joining me and *Ravage returning, we will be unstoppable. And to top it off, we have a new bodyguard from Aethra. His name for now is P3, and he wil be a star someday, but for now he wil be here to back us up. We drove Wrath out of the USWF, and now we will simply take over.”
*Witherspoon, Team Member, Primary Colors: “Obviously Pathfinder and *Mantric are gone from our team. Varsity and I will again form the best tag team in the federation, Upper Class. And since he has broken his ties with Penthouse Suite, we have invited Interstellar Champion *Maccavity to join us.. But that’s not the big news. The real surprise is our manager, back with the team he built after serving his Sudden Death Banishment.”
Out onto the stage walked a familiar figure: *Marikel Magnifique, long the leader of the Colby/Pelf Corporation forces in the USWF.
Marikel Magnifique, Manager, Primary Colors: “That’s right, I’m back. I’m here to correct the mistakes I made in the past. I’m still the real star of this federation.”
“You’re still the real blowhard of this federation,” Exo-King corrected.
“Alright, let’s leave it at that,” Commissioner Grogan interrupted. “I think that is everyone here on stage. I also want to announce that Theater of Pain, the Lower World, and the Masked Marvels will again be active as independent tag teams. *Jackson Fury, *Tamor, Bishop Hell, Brainstorm, and Talon return as singles wrestlers. In addition, *Chupacabras has returned form the GWF to wrestle as an independent, and we have a new independent, Gordo, entering as well. Finally, *Palishandor has brought in his older brother, *Shanramore, to form a tag team known as the Musketeers. Welcome to Gordo and Shanramore, and welcome back to Chupacabras, as well as Scorpio and Marikel.
“I think that just about ends our . . .” Grogan continued, but he was interrupted by a voice from the back of the auditorium.
“We ain’t done yet,” said *Wrath as he marched down the aisle. “I heard something about me being driven out. Obviously, I’m still here.”
“Then you’re a fool,” Venom snapped. “You got no friends. We’ll destroy you.”
“I got something better than friends,” Wrath replied. Then, after a brief pause for effect, he added, “I got family.”
As the audience erupted in surprise and cheers, *Predator, Wrath’s half-brother and a former USWF champion who had not competed in the USWF since 2017, walked into the auditorium and down to the stage.
“Wrath may have more friends than you think,” Predator smiled. “But if he doesn’t, I do. Meet the men who will be teaming with us against you this year.”
Again all eyes turned to the doorway. In walked Raven, *Lycanthrope, and the Incredible Badger. The trio joined Wrath and Predator on the stage as Badger took the microphone.
Incredible Badger, Manager, Rebel Forces: “Wrath and Predator will handle the turncoats Blitz and Scar. If anyone can take Venom, it’s Raven. And Lycanthrope can’t wait to get his old friend Ravage back in the ring. What is it, fifteen year that you two have been going at it? No stopping now. Get ready for war.”
The angry gladiators had to be held back to keep the scene from breaking into a brawl. The shocking press conference ended on this exciting note, with major battles clearly to come in the USWF in 2111.
USWF Champions:USWF Heavyweight Champion: Black Hawk
USWF Tag Team Champions: Theater of Pain
USWF Interstellar Champion: Maccavity
USWF Cruiserweight Champion: Halcón Oro
SURPRISES AT USWF OPENING PRESS CONFERENCE
The USWF held its annual year-opening press conference on January 25, the day after the conclusion of the GWF’s Galaxy Cup tournaments, in the press room of Colby Palace on Planet Colby. Commissioner Grogan acted as master of ceremonies. Appearing onstage with Grogan were USWF majority owner Magnus Colby and by representatives from each of the USWF’s teams. Most of the federation’s active wrestlers were in the audience along with the media.
“Welcome, everyone, to our annual event,” the commissioner began. “I don’t have too many announcements to make today. You’ve heard from GWF Commissioner Morpheus about out agreement regarding the Titan Challenge, and from GWWF Commissioner Tralington about the fate of our women’s division. I want to thank both the GWF and the GWWF for their cooperation in reaching these agreements, which should benefit all of us. The nice thing about going last is that I don’t have to say much. All of the secrets have been told.”
“At least, all of my secrets are out. But the team leaders here on the stage may have a few suprises, so let’s get to them. Exo-King, you’re first.”
Team representatives then made their statements in the following order:
Exo-King, Manager, King’s Court: “Thank you, commissioner. Obviously the foundation of our team is my son, Jack of Diamonds. And you heard me invite Zed Marlowe to join us last year. Zed will forming a tag team with Zouave. Raven has made other plans, so it is just the three of us.”
Phantasy, Manager, Outsider Dominion: “The Troubleshooters and I are still together, of course. And Holocaust has agreed to work with us for another year. Unfortunately, I have not spoken to the Dominator. He has not been returning my messages, so I don’t know what he is planning.”
*Vascor, Manager, Penthouse Suite: “I’ll tell you what the Dominator is planning: He’s joining a winning team: Penthouse Suite. Colossus and the Penthouse Punks are also still on board. And I will be joining the team as a manager and wrestling only occasionally, so that my tag team partner *Tarloc can begin his singles career as a star for Penthouse Suite and become the dominating force he is destined to be. We will crush the Star Defenders and rule this federation.”
*Unknown Soldier, Manager, Star Defenders: “Don’t count on it. We have some surprises as well. Of course, USWF Champion *Black Hawk is back, as is *Daniel Streamline. But to replace *Casshan and *Guthlac, we are brining in a tag team that has been champions in the GWF: *Charon and *Scorpio, also known as Blackout. Scorpio’s Sudden Death banishment has ended, so he is eligible to come back. And for out fifth man, we have a real surprise. After many years, *Pathfinder of Ceres has agreed to rejoin the Star Defenders.”
Kati, Team Leader, The Guardians: “We have me and Angst back as single wrestlers. Obviously Charon has moved on. *Brave is still with us as a bodyguard. And Espionage, the tag team that joined us for the War Games last year, has decided to become members of the Guardians on a full-time basis.”
*Dagger Mack, Team Leader Agents of Fortune: “The GWF has forced Krakan to break his ties with us. That means that our bodyguard, Soldier of Fortune, is gone. But we’ll be fine. I ‘ve reached an agreement with *Dream Lover to have her serve as a valet for our team. *Reckless Abandon and I will take the singles action. And we have recruited *Silverfang to join us as a tag team partner for *Homicide. Both of them are slowing down a bit, so they decided to try tag wrestling for a while.”
*Silver Ace, Manager, Death Row: “Last year Death Row won the War Games. Then you saw *Venom leave us last December. Now you’ve heard that Tarloc, Vascor, and Silverfang have joined other teams. That leaves only *Stargazer from last year. But with the *Kobe Extreme team now defunct, I have recruited two of its former members, *Crow and *Hurricane. And I have also brought in *Skyfire, who will reform his tag team Stormfront with Hurricane.”
Terak, Manager, Savage Kingdom: “Our roster is unchanged. Wildcat and Karah took a break from working as a tag team late last year, but they are going to give it another go. Along with Gila, they will continue to improve and to work their way up in this federation.”
Cassandra, Manager, Trio: “Work their way up? Good luck. The Stormtroopers are already up. But to keep things interesting, we have also reached an agreement for Dynamo to join us. Among out three men, that gives us three experienced tag team to choose from: The Stormtroopers, The Pillars of Power, and A Cut Above. And we will use all of those combinations at different times this year.”
*Venom, Team Member, The Gladiators of Aethra: “Finally we have a true Aethran team in this federation again. With *Blitz and *Scar joining me and *Ravage returning, we will be unstoppable. And to top it off, we have a new bodyguard from Aethra. His name for now is P3, and he wil be a star someday, but for now he wil be here to back us up. We drove Wrath out of the USWF, and now we will simply take over.”
*Witherspoon, Team Member, Primary Colors: “Obviously Pathfinder and *Mantric are gone from our team. Varsity and I will again form the best tag team in the federation, Upper Class. And since he has broken his ties with Penthouse Suite, we have invited Interstellar Champion *Maccavity to join us.. But that’s not the big news. The real surprise is our manager, back with the team he built after serving his Sudden Death Banishment.”
Out onto the stage walked a familiar figure: *Marikel Magnifique, long the leader of the Colby/Pelf Corporation forces in the USWF.
Marikel Magnifique, Manager, Primary Colors: “That’s right, I’m back. I’m here to correct the mistakes I made in the past. I’m still the real star of this federation.”
“You’re still the real blowhard of this federation,” Exo-King corrected.
“Alright, let’s leave it at that,” Commissioner Grogan interrupted. “I think that is everyone here on stage. I also want to announce that Theater of Pain, the Lower World, and the Masked Marvels will again be active as independent tag teams. *Jackson Fury, *Tamor, Bishop Hell, Brainstorm, and Talon return as singles wrestlers. In addition, *Chupacabras has returned form the GWF to wrestle as an independent, and we have a new independent, Gordo, entering as well. Finally, *Palishandor has brought in his older brother, *Shanramore, to form a tag team known as the Musketeers. Welcome to Gordo and Shanramore, and welcome back to Chupacabras, as well as Scorpio and Marikel.
“I think that just about ends our . . .” Grogan continued, but he was interrupted by a voice from the back of the auditorium.
“We ain’t done yet,” said *Wrath as he marched down the aisle. “I heard something about me being driven out. Obviously, I’m still here.”
“Then you’re a fool,” Venom snapped. “You got no friends. We’ll destroy you.”
“I got something better than friends,” Wrath replied. Then, after a brief pause for effect, he added, “I got family.”
As the audience erupted in surprise and cheers, *Predator, Wrath’s half-brother and a former USWF champion who had not competed in the USWF since 2017, walked into the auditorium and down to the stage.
“Wrath may have more friends than you think,” Predator smiled. “But if he doesn’t, I do. Meet the men who will be teaming with us against you this year.”
Again all eyes turned to the doorway. In walked Raven, *Lycanthrope, and the Incredible Badger. The trio joined Wrath and Predator on the stage as Badger took the microphone.
Incredible Badger, Manager, Rebel Forces: “Wrath and Predator will handle the turncoats Blitz and Scar. If anyone can take Venom, it’s Raven. And Lycanthrope can’t wait to get his old friend Ravage back in the ring. What is it, fifteen year that you two have been going at it? No stopping now. Get ready for war.”
The angry gladiators had to be held back to keep the scene from breaking into a brawl. The shocking press conference ended on this exciting note, with major battles clearly to come in the USWF in 2111.
USWF Champions:USWF Heavyweight Champion: Black Hawk
USWF Tag Team Champions: Theater of Pain
USWF Interstellar Champion: Maccavity
USWF Cruiserweight Champion: Halcón Oro