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Post by gatekeeper on Aug 16, 2007 14:31:54 GMT -5
Wow!
Payback with space T.B.? That sucks.
But will he retire or go against the doctor's orders? I hope he does.
Very emotional time for Swarm. Or is it mr. swarm? ;D
Plethador almost "losing his cookies" was a great line.
GET WELL PAYBACK
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Post by johnnyreb on Aug 17, 2007 9:31:23 GMT -5
card 108
swarm is in the locker room rehearsing his farewell speech.when he hears the sound of wings.he looks away from his speech paper.
swarm"who the heck are you dude ?"
gabriel"swarm i'm your guardian angel.i've been watching over you since you were born."
swarm"yea right man you better lay off the loco weed.now let me get back to my speech will ya ?"
gabriel walks up and snatchs swarms speech away from him.swarm look at gabriel with a angry look.
swarm"give that back man.i gotta give a speech in a few minutes."
gabriel"not until you sit down and hear what i gotta say first.i know you what to save paybacks life."
swarm"how is that possible ? mr.loco weed ?"
gabriel"you must take him to planet beta zeta."
swarm"listen buddy those long distance space cruiser dont come cheap you know."
gabriel"go out to the wrestling fans and ask for donations.and dont be a a****** about it either."
swarm"ok then forget this speech then.i'll do as you said then mr.guardian angel.but only because paybacks my friend."
swarm gets up and leaves the locker room.gabriel waits a few minutes.suddenly theres a knock on the door and in walks maxine babe."
maxine babe"i'm glad to see you got through his head gabriel."
gabriel"it was easy maxine.swarms pretty thick headed you know."
maxine babe"except when it comes to his friends.then hes a pussycat.well the shows starting.i gotta go catch ya later."
gabriel"yeah later maxine."
maxine leaves the room.after a few minutes gabriel leaves.
matches
1.gyrt is pinned by eclipse after a spinning heel kick.
2.the swamp kings lose to the posse(overtime/pride) by pinfall.when pride uses prejudice on crocdile.
3.the death knights lose to the specialists by dq.when death knight 2 body slams shepard on the concrete floor outside the ring.
4.american guy over tika by dq.when tika slammed american headfirst into the steelpost.
5.odyssey pinned legacy by pinfall.when odyssey used chrono flow on legacy.
6.umagapotmus w/phanasty pinned the slayer.after umagapotmus used a samoan splash on the slayer.
7.noxious was pinned by thock.when thck used a cobra clutch suplex.
8.ravnos romani pinned niklos romani after a dancwe of knives.
9.monolith was pinned by slave beast after a animal dive.
10.abe lincoln x was pinned by ez come after a windfall
11.ez go pinned anivar after a queensline
12.bloodline w/mother superior was pinned by aligator after a gator press.
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Post by gatekeeper on Aug 17, 2007 9:55:38 GMT -5
gabriel"go out to the wrestling fans and ask for donations.and dont be a a****** about it either." This might be the funniest thing ever written on the board! Great angle neily! |
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Post by Aquinas on Aug 17, 2007 10:17:47 GMT -5
gabriel"go out to the wrestling fans and ask for donations.and dont be a a****** about it either." This might be the funniest thing ever written on the board! Great angle neily! hahaha That IS hilarious. I'm still cracking up over that line. |
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Post by johnnyreb on Aug 17, 2007 15:01:03 GMT -5
card 109
the show opens with swarm in the ring.
swarm"as you good folks know my good friend payback is sick with space t.b. i'm here today to ask you fans to help raise money to help payback get to planet bet zeta.."
the crowd starts booing swarm and yelling fraud.swarm waits until the booing and cat calls stop.
swarm"i've asked the ushers to take donations.they are moving about the crowd now asking for donations.so please give folks the money goes towards payback not to me."
the song invincible comes over the loud speakers as mr.neilybob comes down to ringside.
mr.neilybob"trying to raise money eh swarm ? i didn't realize you were that hard up.i've got a idea how about next card we have a mitb match.you against three wrestlers.the prize would be a 1/4 of a million bucks.that should be enough to get payback beh zeta right ?"
swarm"ok i'll do whatever it takes to help my buddy payback get well.send your 3 best wrestlers against me and we'll find out whos the best neilybob."
mr.neilybob"i'll announce your opponets before the next show then swarm.ok lets get the show started then."
1.team eugenics beat the gladitors by pinfall.when thraxx pinned disaster with a side power bomb.
2.j.j smooth lost to godsend in a cage match.when godsend climbed out of the cage.
3.night mare pinned plethador after a feared face driver.
4.raze(ic) retained his belt by beating mr.bloat by pinfall.after a awakening.
5.gothic dragon was pinned by sunder after a torn asunder.
6.switchblade pinned detour after a blades of retribution.
7.paralyze pinned serpent after a para;yzer
8.bloodstorm was pinned by ashe after a ashes to ashes.
9.stunning steve pinned moses hardcase after a stone cold suplex.
10.grumpy big bee lost by dq to matthew soltari after these two got into a brawl outside the ring.
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Post by johnnyreb on Aug 18, 2007 12:07:07 GMT -5
coming up on card 110
who will swarms foes be ?
aligator vs ? in a non title match
another tag match
3 female matches
plus a another cooking with t.k
his guest dante
plus the results of swarms fund raising from the last card
plus a special guest star visit from ?
also a returning wrestler from the injury list
so tune in sports fans.it'll be a real slobber knocker.
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Post by blitz on Aug 18, 2007 12:15:31 GMT -5
Great fed. Keep up the great work.  |
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Post by gatekeeper on Aug 18, 2007 13:43:54 GMT -5
MITB for Payback's medical procedure - a nice twist there.
I didn't realize Grumpy Big Bee had a card. I guess you learn something new everyday.
Looking forward to your next show and t.k.'s cooking show!
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Post by cakejedi on Aug 18, 2007 14:58:18 GMT -5
swarm gets up and leaves the locker room.gabriel waits a few minutes.suddenly theres a knock on the door and in walks maxine babe." maxine babe"i'm glad to see you got through his head gabriel." gabriel"it was easy maxine.swarms pretty thick headed you know." maxine babe"except when it comes to his friends.then hes a pussycat.well the shows starting.i gotta go catch ya later." gabriel"yeah later maxine." maxine leaves the room.after a few minutes gabriel leaves. . Nice to see an appearance by Maxine Babe, since she has personal experience in getting healed of a terrible disease  |
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Post by johnnyreb on Aug 18, 2007 19:08:37 GMT -5
card 110 pre show announcement.
mr.neilybob walks down to ringside.he gets a house mic and enters the ring.
mr.neilybob"swarm i've decided you foes.it will be plethador,scimitar and j.j smooth.i wish you all good luck in this match.
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Post by johnnyreb on Aug 20, 2007 13:09:51 GMT -5
card 110
mr.neilybob is walking past the lockerooms.when theres a funny odor coming out of one.he knocks on the door.
mr.neilybob"open this door before i call security and i mean right NOW."
theres a click as the door is unlocked from the other side.mr.neilybob walks in.hes sees two female wrestlers smoking some loco weed.
mr.neilybob"dang you two you better put that out before massif and conduct inc smell that loco weed."
anna complis"who gives a f*** about conduct inc right valerie ?"
valerie flagg"thats right anna we sure as heck dont.pass me that pipe will ya hon ?"
mr.neilybob"ok then since you dont care.tonight is your last night working here.after your match get your gear and scram understand ?"
anna"god neilybob dont be a partypooper man.but hey we didn't like it here anyway right val ?"
valerie"got that right anna."
mr.neilybob slams the door on his way out.
mr.neilybob"d*** kids nowadays."
matches
tag team match
1.the posse(overtime and pride) lost to the romani brothers by pinfall.after ravnos romani used a blatant chokehold on overtime.
2.cruiserweight title defense.
legacy made switchblade submit after a grand abbot ankle lock.
3.ladies match
sultana was pinned by mother superior after a divided we fall.
4.tag team match 2
team eugenics over mayhem and madness mason by submission after zygon used the tri-claw on madness mason.
the cooking with t.k show
voice"now ladies and gentlemen its time for the cooking with t.k show."
a group of lights behind the spare stage come on as we see t.k in his kitchen.
t.k"thank you mr.voice and once again ladies and gentlemen welcome to my show.my guest tonight is none other then dante.tonight we'll be cooking vegtarian lasagna yum yum."
dante walks out on onto the stage.when all of a sudden plethador runs into danteknocking him down.
plethador"i demand to be tonights guest after all i'm a vegatarian not dante."
t.k"plethador how many times do i have to tell you.i dont write the scripts.i'm only the host of this show.dont like it go talk to mr.neilybob."
unseen by plethador.dante slowly gets up and grabs a chair.
plethador"ok then i'll go talk to-"
theres a loud metal clang as dante hits plethador from behind with the chair.plethador goes down like he had been shot.
dante"dats what youa geta for knocking me down mr. fishlips."
t.k"will somebodycome and get this guy off my stage please.now mr.dante can we go on with making the lasagna ?"
dante"of coursea mr.t.k i will bea glad to helpa you."
two emts with a strecther come out and load plethador onto the strecther and take him out back.
t.k"as usual folks the ingredients have been mixed before hand.so all i've got to do is put it into the oven and wait."
t.k puts the lasagna filled dish into the oven.
t.k"now on with the show."
5.t.v title defense
scorch submits to by umaga w/phanasty after a samoan spike.
6.ladies match
chandra was pinned by morgana after a ricochet.
7.ic title defense
raze was pinned by gothic dragon after a dragon sleeper.
8.ladies match 3
anna complis pinned valerie flagg after a aiding and abetting.
9.heavy weight title defense
aligator made slayer submit via a face claw
10.money in the bank match
swarm came out to ringside alone.he was standing on the ramp when the song eye of the tiger came on over the speakers and out came payback looking a little pale but still healthy. the crowd cheered wildly for payback.payback walked up to swarm and gave swarm a high five.he then held up a house mike.
payback"swarm did you think i wasn't going to miss you seeing you kick these bozos a**** .(coughs) wrong again my man go out and show these people that you mean business.(coughs)."
swarm looks at the other three opponets in the ring.he runs down to the ring all fired up and enters the ring.
swarm beat plethador(head in a bandage) j.j smooth and scimitar.
mr.neilybob comes out at the end of the match.with a check in hand.he stops to shake hands with payback.he then enters the ring.
mr.neilybob"well you did it swarm you beat these clowns.so heres your check.good luck to you and payback on your journey.(to payback)get well man cause you the man."
swarm"thanks come on payabck.we've got to see a man about a cruise ship to beta zeta."
swarm and payback walk out of the ring area.as the scene fades a camera panning the crowd shows maxine babe in the front row with a smile despite her tears.
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Post by Chris Ingersoll on Aug 20, 2007 14:27:37 GMT -5
1.the posse(overtime and pride) lost to the romani brothers by pinfall.after ravnos romani used a blatant chokehold on overtime. Atta boy, Rav! 'Bout time the Romanis scored a win here. |
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Post by gatekeeper on Aug 20, 2007 16:09:04 GMT -5
Good to see Payback at ringside!
Plethador is hilarious and mr. neilybob doesn't take crap from anybody, including loco weed smoking bimbos.
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Post by swo on Aug 20, 2007 18:01:29 GMT -5
Payback and Swarm going on a cruise together !? hmmm....ok
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Post by johnnyreb on Aug 20, 2007 18:02:50 GMT -5
naw just to help payback get better silly boy. |
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Post by swo on Aug 20, 2007 18:05:36 GMT -5
...yes...help....but in what way !? ;D
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Post by johnnyreb on Aug 20, 2007 18:06:51 GMT -5
to help his tuberclosis silly |
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Post by swo on Aug 20, 2007 18:09:17 GMT -5
oh sure !!!
thats what they all say !! ;D
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Post by johnnyreb on Aug 20, 2007 18:10:24 GMT -5
god you crack me up.i gotta figure out my next card.rolmao
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Post by rock on Aug 20, 2007 18:37:55 GMT -5
Now that's what I'm talking about!! loco weed smokin' bimbos rock!!! LMAO.
Lovin where this fed is going... *gets shoved aside by Disaster*
Disaster: Hey Mr. Neilybob!!! This fed looks right up my alley! How about signing me to your fed and I'll show some of these wannabes about Aethran Dominance! What do you say Mr. Neilybob, I ain't leaving until I get your answer!!!
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