Chikara & Kaiju Big Battel
May 15, 2007 8:08:01 GMT -5
Post by JamieOD on May 15, 2007 8:08:01 GMT -5
Together at last!
From the Kaiju Big Battel website:
"Full House of Pain?
Some people find the off-the-cuff "blue" comedic stylings of 80's bastion of single-dad paternity Bob Saget amusing, but he has apparently made a new enemy in the diabolic Dr. Cube. This past week, Saget made an appearance at a local Boston comedy club, promoting his new TV Game Show "Who Wants to Be a Deal or No Deal 5th Grader?" According to eyewitness accounts, the world's most evil monster mastermind, Dr. Cube, was "giddy with anticipation," for Saget's arrival, and stood in line for hours clutching one of Saget's press photos from the popular NBC sitcom "Full House." Upon Saget's arrival, Cube began shoving his way to the front, demanding Saget sign his photograph and inquiring to the location of "Uncle Jesse" and "Michelle." When Saget refused to sign his plush Danny Tanner doll, Cube's demeanor turned from "fab-boy" to irate.
While details are still sketchy to the events the occured inside the premises, Mr. Saget's performance resulted in Dr. Cube storming from the club, visibly agitated and tearing Saget's photograph to pieces. When questioned as to the reason for Cube's rage, Cube responded simply that, "HE KNOWS WHY!"
Dave Coulier could not be reached for comment, as he was reportedly hanging out in the back of a Canadian theater."
From the Chikara Spam a few days later:
"This past week, CHIKARA Commissioner Bob Saget paid a visit to Boston for a live appearance on his never-ending stand up comedy tour, but was ambushed by a square-headed autograph hound and would-be-world- conqueror most commonly known as Dr. Cube. Their brief encounter ended in tears, although whose tears were shed, we cannot say. What we can tell you is this - together, the CHIKARA Commissioner and the shadowy figure known as the Kaiju Big Battel Commissioner have come to an agreement. On Sunday, May 27th, the earth-shattering beasts of Kaiju will be coming to the ECW Arena with a mind for large scale property damage and destruction. By official decree of both promotions, Dr. Cube himself must be on hand. We will have all the official details assembled this week."
I am so excited to see this happening. It's going to be a tag team match. The team of Dr. Cube and Call-me-Kevin have been confirmed but it is unknown who the opponents will be.
From the Kaiju Big Battel website:
"Full House of Pain?
Some people find the off-the-cuff "blue" comedic stylings of 80's bastion of single-dad paternity Bob Saget amusing, but he has apparently made a new enemy in the diabolic Dr. Cube. This past week, Saget made an appearance at a local Boston comedy club, promoting his new TV Game Show "Who Wants to Be a Deal or No Deal 5th Grader?" According to eyewitness accounts, the world's most evil monster mastermind, Dr. Cube, was "giddy with anticipation," for Saget's arrival, and stood in line for hours clutching one of Saget's press photos from the popular NBC sitcom "Full House." Upon Saget's arrival, Cube began shoving his way to the front, demanding Saget sign his photograph and inquiring to the location of "Uncle Jesse" and "Michelle." When Saget refused to sign his plush Danny Tanner doll, Cube's demeanor turned from "fab-boy" to irate.
While details are still sketchy to the events the occured inside the premises, Mr. Saget's performance resulted in Dr. Cube storming from the club, visibly agitated and tearing Saget's photograph to pieces. When questioned as to the reason for Cube's rage, Cube responded simply that, "HE KNOWS WHY!"
Dave Coulier could not be reached for comment, as he was reportedly hanging out in the back of a Canadian theater."
From the Chikara Spam a few days later:
"This past week, CHIKARA Commissioner Bob Saget paid a visit to Boston for a live appearance on his never-ending stand up comedy tour, but was ambushed by a square-headed autograph hound and would-be-world- conqueror most commonly known as Dr. Cube. Their brief encounter ended in tears, although whose tears were shed, we cannot say. What we can tell you is this - together, the CHIKARA Commissioner and the shadowy figure known as the Kaiju Big Battel Commissioner have come to an agreement. On Sunday, May 27th, the earth-shattering beasts of Kaiju will be coming to the ECW Arena with a mind for large scale property damage and destruction. By official decree of both promotions, Dr. Cube himself must be on hand. We will have all the official details assembled this week."
I am so excited to see this happening. It's going to be a tag team match. The team of Dr. Cube and Call-me-Kevin have been confirmed but it is unknown who the opponents will be.
