Hollywood Only Wrestling League (HOWL)

[WTIC]

I've come up with a celeb fed since I've been cranking out the celeb bootlegs lately! There will be shows posted every Sunday and Tuesday. Don't forget to check out my HOWL website for all the latest! Here's the web address and the intro to the fed:

sites.google.com/site/wtic2009/
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Hey everyone!

Paris here, just letting you know that I bought a wrestling federation, and it's filled with a bunch of my friends (and frenemies), so I hope you tune in every Sunday and Tuesday for some great wrestling action!

I have named my sister Nicky as the General Manager, and believe me, she won't put up with any BS from the wrestlers. Nicky is really excited to get this project off the ground, and I am sure you will all love it!

Who will be wrestling? Just some of the biggest names in Hollywood, that's who! I won't spoil the surprise and name all the wrestlers now, let's just say there are a lot of big names that are part of the league.

I have named the federation "Hollywood Only Wrestling League", or H.O.W.L., for short. There will be a Women's and Men's singles Belts, as well as Tag Belts for both Men and Women.

So tune into H.O.W.L. and route for your favorites!

Love you all!

Paris xoxo

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DISCLAIMER: The Hollywood Only Wrestling League is entirely FICTIONAL! No celebrities named herein are aware of, or participate in any of the matches posted here or on the H.O.W.L. site. Descriptions of matches within these sites does not reflect the action or actions of any celebrity or their relatives. The matches that are conducted are played through the wrestling game system developed by Filsinger Games. All rights reserved to the game mechanics by Filsinger Games. All celebrity playing cards are designed by WTIC Promoter, and are for non-profit enjoyment by the public. Any other use without expressed written consent of WTIC Promoter is strictly prohibited. All other content of the H.O.W.L. site is property of Google Sites, Filsinger Games, and WTIC Promoter. Copyright 2009, WTIC Promoter.

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Nicky Hilton was in the ring as the card started. She had this to say: "Welcome, everyone, to the first-ever Hollywood Only Wrestling League fight card! My sister and I are very pleased to bring this to you, and we all hope you enjoy this evening's festivities! Tonight, all the matches featured are tournament matches for the Men's and Women's singles titles! All the celebrities in this federation are with either Team Hogan, or Team Stone Cold, since Hulk Hogan and Stone Cold Steve Austin are the team captains and trainers. For the TV announcer duties, Brooke Hogan will be here to call the shots, and a different special announcer will be guest announcer for each show. Our referee is Mills Lane! He won't put up with any nonsense in the ring, that's why my sister Paris hired him! Let's go to our announcers! Take it away, Brooke!"

Brooke Hogan stood in front of the camera with her special guest announcer, Lewis Black. Brooke said, "Thank you, Nicky! I'm so excited to be here tonight! The matches look great, don't they, Lewis?" Lewis replied, "I don't know why I'm here. We all know Paris Hilton is the Root of All Evil, just like on my show. I have no idea why she would want me covering her wrestling federation." Brooke, ignoring this, said, "Let's talk about the first match: Rachael Leigh Cook vs Rosie O'Donnell. I think Rosie has a weight advantage in this one. Let's go to the ring!"

MATCH 1: RACHAEL LEIGH COOK VS ROSIE O'DONNELL -- Round 1 Women's Tourney
O'Donnell used her weight and height to her advantage and easily took home the win quickly.
Rosie O'Donnell won with her finisher-TRUMP TILT-A-WHIRL in a time of 0:23.

Lewis Black commented, "Wow, Rosie took it to the little one, didn't she? I hope Rachael rebounds in her next match. Next up is Hayden Panettiere vs Bridget Marquardt. Not sure what you think, Brooke, but Hayden looked like a spitfire in the warm-ups. She might have the advantage here."


MATCH 2: HAYDEN PANETTIERE VS BRIDGET MARQUARDT -- Round 1 Women's Tourney
Clearly, an easy match for Panettiere, as she goes on to win the match handily after weakening Marquardt by using her finisher twice, which set up the win.
Hayden Panettiere pinned Bridget Marquardt with a Joe Somebody Suplex in a time of 5:35.

"Right you were on that one, Lewis," Brooke added after the match. "In our next match, Tobey MaGuire takes on Lawrence Taylor. Here's another match where size may just win out over speed."


MATCH 3: TOBEY MAGUIRE VS LAWRENCE TAYLOR -- Round 1 Men's Tourney
Taylor out-powered the smaller MaGuire and went on to take the first round victory.
Lawrence Taylor got the pin over Tobey with Forearm Shots in a time of 9:11.

"Good match," Lewis said after Taylor got the win. "Taylor looked a bit rusty, but I think he still trains like he was still in the NFL, and it showed there. In our next match, Katie Holmes fights against Christina Ricci. Looks pretty even to me. Holmes has a height advantage, but Ricci seems to have a sparkle in her eyes. Ricci might just be a true wrestler at heart!"


MATCH 4: KATIE HOLMES VS CHRISTINA RICCI -- Round 1 Women's Tourney
Holmes was no match for the quicker Ricci. Christina went on to gain the victory.
Christina Ricci won with her finisher-SLEEPY HALLOW SLEEPER in a time of 15:33.

"It took a while for Ricci to win," Brooke stated after the bout. "But Ricci was able to pull it out in the end! Katie will just have to concentrate more on her wrestling in future matches if she expects to win in H.O.W.L.! We've got Cameron Diaz vs Mila Kunis next. Cameron has a real height advantage against the smaller Kunis, but anything can and will happen in this fed, so you never know!"


MATCH 5: CAMERON DIAZ VS MILA KUNIS -- Round 1 Women's Tourney
Cameron Diaz won when Mila Kunis was disqualified in a time of 3:59.

"Oh, wow," Lewis Black said after the DQ. "Mila sure has a temper! It got the better of her this match! Well, up next is Danny Glover against Dustin Diamond. I hope Glover has been training hard, because Diamond proved himself on Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling a while back!


MATCH 6: DANNY GLOVER VS DUSTIN DIAMOND -- Round 1 Men's Tourney
Diamond's ring experience proved beneficial, but he still needed to cheat to get the win.
Dustin Diamond pinned Danny Glover after a Brass Knuckles Clothesline in a time of 8:33.

"Diamond had to cheat to get the win," Brooke said, disappointed. "That's no fair! Danny Glover should demand a rematch! Anyway, in our next match, Phoebe Cates takes on Winona Ryder! The public hasn't seen Phoebe in many years! I wonder how she will do tonight?"


MATCH 7: PHOEBE CATES VS WINONA RYDER -- Round 1 Women's Tourney
Ryder fought well to start the match, but seemed to run out of steam as Cates went on to victory.
Phoebe Cates won with a Shag Suplex in a time of 5:50.

"Cates looked great in that match," Lewis Black said following the win by Phoebe. "She seems to have taken to wrestling like a duck to water! So we have Eddie Murphy going against Danny Bonaduce in the next match. I am not sure who will win this one, we will just have to watch and find out!"


MATCH 8: EDDIE MURPHY VS DANNY BONADUCE -- Round 1 Men's Tourney
Eddie seemed frustrated due to Bonaduce's running circles around him in the ring.
Danny Bonaduce wins when Eddie was disqualified in a time of 5:36.

"Ooooo, Eddie got himself disqualified, "Brooke stated following the match-up. "That's not good. Eddie needs to control himself more, for sure! Anna Faris against Alicia Silverstone in the next match! We haven't seen Alicia in the movies in many years. Let's see how she wrestles tonight."


MATCH 9: ANNA FARIS VS ALICIA SILVERSTONE -- Round 1 Women's Tourney
Alicia Silverstone dismantled Anna Faris with three pin attempts, as she looked like a ring veteran. Faris mounted little offense, and Silverstone went on to gain the win.
Alicia Silverstone won with her finisher-BATGIRL BUTT DROP in a time of 8:53.

"Impressive, that's for sure," Lewis Black said after Silverstone's win. "She looks to be in tip-top shape, and an excellent grappler, if I do say so myself! The next match up is Will Smith vs Todd Bridges. Will Smith can beat Bridges at the box office, will he be able to beat Bridges in the ring as well?


MATCH 10: WILL SMITH VS TODD BRIDGES -- Round 1 Men's Tourney
Wanting to prove himself in the ring, Bridges tried a number of times to get the pinfall. Smith would have none of it, and used his finisher to get the win over Bridges.
Will Smith won by using his finisher-FRESH PRINCE PILEDRIVER two times in a row in a time of 5:39.

After the match, Brooke Hogan stated, "Will Smith looked great in the ring tonight. He is just as fine a wrestler as an actor! Up next is Michelle Williams going against Jessica Alba. They seem pretty evenly matched! Let's go to the ring and see who wins!"


MATCH 11: MICHELLE WILLIAMS VS JESSICA ALBA -- Round 1 Women's Tourney
Jessica Alba wanted a quick win, but did not get it, as Williams took her time, waiting for Alba to make a mistake. When the mistake happened, Williams pounced on her for the win.
Michelle Williams got the pin when Jessica Alba missed a Deathjump in a time of 7:18.

"Ouch! That's gotta hurt," Lewis Black said after the match. "I know Alba wanted her first match in the fed to be a win, but now she's got to deal with losing. Tough break for her! Congrats to Michelle though. And finally tonight, we have Anne Hathaway taking on Angelina Jolie! Not sure about you, Brooke, but I think Jolie's going to show Hathaway who's boss in this one."


MATCH 12: ANNE HATHAWAY VS ANGELINA JOLIE -- Round 1 Women's Tourney
Hathaway leaped out to an early advantage, but Jolie was playing possum and came back to win this first round match, finishing off her opponent with her finisher.
Angelina Jolie won with her finisher-TOMB RAIDER TOMBSTONE in a time of 10:11.

"Well, there you have it," Brooke Hogan said at the end of the final match. "What a great night! Let's have all the participants in tonight's matches take a bow in the ring before we go!"

After all the celebrities gathered in the ring and started bowing to the audience, Todd Bridges attacked Will Smith, which started an all-out brawl! Security rushed down to ringside, but it was useless as all the celebs attacked each other as the cameras faded to black!


Check out the official HOWL website here:

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Stone Cold Steve Austin was in the center of the ring. He had the H.O.W.L. Men’s Heavyweight Belt in one hand, with the Belt draped over his shoulder and a microphone in the other hand. “Welcome to H.O.W.L.’s 'Tinsel Town Tuesdays'! Tonight, ol’ Stone Cold is going to be your guest announcer with Brooke Hogan. We’ve got a great line-up tonight, it will be one hell of a show! As you can see, I’m carrying the H.O.W.L. Men’s Heavyweight Belt. It’s a beauty, huh? Nicky Hilton wanted me to show it off tonight, and I was happy to oblige. We’re going to leave it out here on the announce table for everyone to see. If you want ol’ Stone Cold to put this Belt on, gimme a ‘Hell Yeah’.” The audience gave him a positive response, and Austin put on the Belt. “Over to you, Brooke,” Austin said as he paraded around the ring with the Belt around his waist.

“Thank you, Steve,” Brooke said. “Welcome to H.O.W.L.’s second fight card! We are halfway through the elimination tournaments, and things are heating up in this fed! First up tonight is Superbad’s super babe, Emma Stone taking on Paris Hilton’s BFF, Nicole Richie! If I were a betting person, I would have my money on Nicole tonight! Let’s go to the ring!”


MATCH 1: EMMA STONE VS NICOLE RICHIE -- Round 1 Women's Tourney
Emma came out on fire! She hit Nicole with her finisher twice and got three more pin attempts before Nicole could mount any sort of offense. Quickly, Nicole countered one of Emma’s moves and looked to be in control of the match, but not so fast! Emma regained control and steamrolled her way to a surprising victory!
Emma Stone won with her finisher-SUPERBAD SUPERPLEX in a time of 18:19.

"I would've bet on Richie too, Brooke," Austin said after the match. "Up next is Enterprise's Scott Bakula taking on K-Fed. Bakula seems to be in great shape, but K-Fed has the age advantage."


MATCH 2: SCOTT BAKULA VS KEVIN FEDERLINE -- Round 1 Men's Tourney
Bakula had little trouble with K-Fed in this one.
Scott Bakula won with his finisher-QUANTUM LEAP LEGLOCK in a time of 0:56.

"Wow, a very quick match," Brooke stated. "I didn't think it would go by so quickly! Anyway, we have Star Wars' very own Natalie Portman taking on that 'American Beauty', Mena Suvari! This should be a great match!"


MATCH 3: NATALIE PORTMAN VS MENA SUVARI -- Round 1 Women's Tourney
Portman was rolling on all cylinders as Suvari did not mount much of an offensive. After her second finisher, Portman gained the win over Suvari.
Natalie Portman won with her finisher-PORTMAN POWERSLAM in a time of 6:22.

"A fine win for Portman," Austin said. "She looks like a real pro in the ring. The next match is 'Fast Time's' Jennifer Jason Leigh going against 'Saw's' evil Amanda, Shawnee Smith."


MATCH 4: JENNIFER JASON LEIGH VS SHAWNEE SMITH -- Round 1 Women's Tourney
Jennifer Jason Leigh looked slow in the ring as Shawnee Smith took control early and did not let up until she had gotten a convincing win over Leigh.
Shawnee Smith won with her finisher-BECKER BACKBREAKER in a time of 8:43.

"Shawnee takes the win," Brooke said following the bout. "She will be a tough one to beat in this tournament! Our next match is Kurt Russell taking on the "One Mean Bean" Butterbean! Let's find out if agility wins out in this one, or if power is going to get the job done!"


MATCH 5: KURT RUSSELL VS BUTTERBEAN -- Round 1 Men's Tourney
Quickness was the key to this match as Russell executed one quick moves one after another on the slower Butterbean. After a pounding, Butterbean fell to Russell’s finisher.
Kurt Russell won with his finisher-TANGO & CASH DROP in a time of 4:32.

After the match, a female masked wrestler came to the ring and called out, “Brooke Hogan! I’m looking for you! Do you wanna hide behind your daddy all your life? I’m calling you out! Take me on during the next fight card and let’s see what you are really made of!” With that, she left. Brooke was speechless, so Austin said, “Looks like you have an enemy, Brooke! I can’t wait to see you take her on inside the ring! Right now, it’s Erin Murphy taking on Lindsay Lohan! Lindsay’s been in the tabloids quite a bit lately. Let’s see if that has any effect on her performance in the ring tonight.”


MATCH 6: ERIN MURPHY VS LINDSAY LOHAN -- Round 1 Women's Tourney
Perhaps it was the constant distraction of the paparazzi at ringside that led to Lohan’s downfall. Murphy used her ring experience to take the victory after two near-fall pin attempts.
Erin Murphy won with her finisher-BEWITCHED BODYPRESS in a time of 4:41.

"Lohan was certainly distracted in this one," Austin surmised. "I think I saw her girlfriend somewhere in the audience too. I wonder if they really have broken up or not? Well, we have Saturday Night Live's Amy Poehler going up against "Emily Rose" Jennifer Carpenter. Looks like the match is ready to start."

MATCH 7: AMY POEHLER VS JENNIFER CARPENTER -- Round 1 Women's Tourney
Poehler wanted to prove that she could take some things seriously. Unfortunately for Carpenter, she herself did not take her foe, or the match, seriously. Poehler focused on, and got, the victory.
Amy Poehler won with her finisher-SNL LARIAT in a time of 3:16.

"Who would have thought Amy was a good wrestler?" Brooke posed the question. "Obviously, Carpenter didn't think Amy was going to put up ANY kind of a fight. She was sadly mistaken! Cary Elwes to take on Dennis Rodman next!"


MATCH 8: CARY ELWES VS DENNIS RODMAN -- Round 1 Men's Tourney
Rodman was dominant in this match. Elwes went for a quick finisher, but when that failed, it was all Rodzilla from that moment on! Rodman went on to get the win in this one.
Dennis Rodman got the pin with a Schoolboy Roll-up in a time of 8:17.

"Rodman looked good out there," Austin observed. "I've been training him well, and it showed tonight! The next match is Dina Meyer against Ashlee Simpson. I want to see these two tear into each other!"


MATCH 9: DINA MEYER VS ASHLEE SIMPSON -- Round 1 Women's Tourney
Even after recently giving birth, Simpson was simply the better wrestler. Meyer had no counters for the moves Simpson used. Going for the kill, Simpson used her finisher and that was all she wrote.
Ashlee Simpson won with her finisher-PIECES OF ME POWERSLAM in a time of 8:24.

"Ashlee sure did rebound quickly after childbirth," Brooke said. "Tina Fey to take on Hugh Hefner's former girlfriend, Kendra Wilkinson is up next!"


MATCH 10: TINA FEY VS KENDRA WILKINSON -- Round 1 Women's Tourney
Kendra wanted this victory bad, and it showed! From the opening bell, she did not give Fey a moment to breathe. Kendra used finisher after finisher until she won the match.
Kendra Wilkinson won with her finisher-KDUB CLOTHESLINE in a time of 7:21.

"It must be her love of sports that put her on top in that one," Austin suggested. "In the next match, 'There's Something About Mary's' Ben Stiller takes on 'Saw's' Costas Mandylor. I can guaran-damn-tee that Mandylor is going to win this one."

MATCH 11: BEN STILLER VS COSTAS MANDYLOR -- Round 1 Men's Tourney
In the longest bout of the night, there was not too many pin attempts or submission attempts this time around. An even match most of the way, until Mandylor finally caught his breath and put Stiller away for the win.
Costas Mandylor won with his finisher-MANDYLOR MOONSAULT in a time of 29:10

After this long and great match, Stone Cold stood and handed Mandylor the Men’s Heavyweight Belt, stating, “Here you go, champ! After that match, you deserve to be champion!” Mandylor stared at Austin with no emotion, took the Belt and raced back to the dressing rooms before any of H.O.W.L.’S officials could stop him. “I don’t think he will get away with that, Stone Cold,” Brooke said as she watched Mandylor disappear with the Title. “And I don’t think you will get away with it either,” Brooke added. “You just pay attention to what’s going on in the ring, little girl,” Austin snapped back. Brooke turned her attention to the ring and said, “And our final match tonight is that Harry Potter cutie, Emma Watson, taking on that Resident Evil badass Milla Jovovich. Let’s find out who has the advantage in this one: Youth or experience.”


MATCH 12: EMMA WATSON VS MILLA JOVOVICH -- Round 1 Women's Tourney
Watson seemed to have more energy going into the match. Jovovich was playing catch-up all the way through. Watson put an end to the match with her finisher to win the final match of the fight card!
Emma Watson won with her finisher-HERMIONE HURRICANRANA in a time of 4:29.

"Emma took it to Milla in a quick but exciting match," Brooke Hogan said. "Well, that's all we have time for this week! Catch us on Sunday for the second 'Sunday on the Sunset Strip' show from H.O.W.L.! Until then, this is Brooke Hogan, and for Stone Cold Steve Austin: Goodnight, everyone!"

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Great stuff!

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[neilybob]

Good stuff WTIC

[Chewey]

good god how many celebs do you have?

Love ya, VTIC!

[WTIC]

Thanks for the replies, everyone! Chewey, I made about 70+ celeb bootlegs so far, and counting!

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CARD 3

Hulk Hogan was in the ring with a microphone in his hand as the cameras started taping the night's event. "Well you know something, brothers! The Hulkster is here to tell you where it's at! H.O.W.L. is where it's at, brother! Tonight, I am the special guest announcer and will be handling the calls with my one and only daughter, Brooke Hogan! Hollywood's finest is here, and I'm training them to become the best wrestlers they can be! They're all proud to bring you the best shows week after week, so let's kick off this 'Sunday on the Sunset Strip' by swinging it over to my lovely daughter, Brooke! All yours, honey!"

"Thanks, Dad," Brooke replied from the announce table. "Tonight, we are proud to bring you the second round of the Men's and Women's tournaments for the Heavyweight Belts! There will be twelve great match-ups for the fans to enjoy. We also have a video from Paris Hilton herself, as she has something to say to Costas Mandylor. Let’s go to the video:”

On the video screen was Paris Hilton. She had this to say: “Costas Mandylor. You stole the Men’s Heavyweight Belt last Tuesday night. I want it back. You are not the Heavyweight Champ, and if you don’t return the Belt tonight, you will be out of the tournament!”

Brooke had this to say after the video: “It looks like Paris means business. After all, this IS her federation. She won’t put up with this sort of behavior! Anyway, back to the ring. Cary Elwes takes on K-Fed in the first match. I'm not too sure if K-Fed has what it takes to put off an upset, but let's go to the ring and find out!"


MATCH 1: CARY ELWES VS KEVIN FEDERLINE
K-Fed started out taking the offensive. Elwes managed to reverse things after a few minutes and took over. Once Elwes hit his finisher, it was only a matter of time before he would get the win over Federline.
Cary Elwes won with The Crush Crossface in a time of 8:43.

“Elwes proving to be the better man in that one,” Hulkster stated. “Cary’s improving his mat technique as you can see. Let’s see if K-Fed can rebound from this and improve his game in the future. Up next is Tina Fey vs Bridget Marquardt! Tina sure can entertain in the ring. Bridget might have a bit of a weight advantage. This one could go either way.”


MATCH 2: TINA FEY VS BRIDGET MARQUARDT
This was a short match, with Fey winning with her first pin attempt.
Tina Fey pinned Bridget with a Beer League Lunge in a time of 1:59.

“I am surprised at the easy win by Tina, Dad,” Brooke said. “Maybe Bridget is still upset at what KDub said about her and Hef in the tabloids lately. Our next match is Katie Holmes against Milla Jovovich. Milla is very upset at not being able to advance in the Women’s tournament. Maybe she’ll take it out against Holmes tonight? There is no height advantage in this match, as they are listed at the same height. Both are in good shape, and are active athletes! Could prove interesting!”


MATCH 3: KATIE HOLMES VS MILLA JOVOVICH
Jovovich hit her finisher quickly, but was unhappy with the final results of the match.
Katie Holmes won when Milla was disqualified for striking the referee in a time of 0:51.

“Whoa! Jovovich needs to control herself in the ring,“ the Hulkster said after the DQ. “She can’t afford too many losses like that! If she starts hitting the ref every match, she’ll get fined! Danny Glover facing off against Butterbean this week! Butterbean needs to rebound from losing last week, but Glover may have the intellectual advantage in this. We’ll see how this one turns out next!”


MATCH 4: DANNY GLOVER VS BUTTERBEAN
A questionable end to the match, as Glover was quickly DQed to give Butterbean his first win.
Butterbean won when Danny Glover was disqualified in a time of 1:04.

“I didn’t expect Glover to lose in that manner,” Brooke went on after the match. “Butterbean will take the win, I am sure. Rachael Leigh Cook vs Jessica Alba coming up next. Alba has a bit of a height advantage, but as you know, Dad, height isn’t the only factor in any given match.”


MATCH 5: RACHAEL LEIGH COOK VS JESSICA ALBA
Another quick match, as Cook managed to pull out an easy win by count-out.
Rachael Leigh Cook won when Alba was counted-out in a time of 0:44.

“Fast matches tonight, Brooke,” said the Hulkster. Jessica Alba doesn’t like to lose. She will be back next time, and I am sure she will be more focused. The next match is Jennifer Carpenter against Nicole Richie. These two skinny celebs may look like they shouldn’t be in the ring, but believe me, both have spunk and determination!”


MATCH 6: JENNIFER CARPENTER VS NICOLE RICHIE
Richie had to fight from behind in this one, but managed to get the win with her finisher.
Nicole Richie won with her finisher-EAT THIS in a time of 5:46.

“A humiliating defeat for Carpenter,” Brooke said as the cameras came back to her. “I hope she doesn’t cut her uvula on all that food shoved down her throat! Well, we come to the second round of the tournaments now as Erin Murphy takes on the younger Kendra Wilkinson! KDub may take this one unless Erin is well-prepared!”


MATCH 7: ERIN MURPHY VS KENDRA WILKINSON -- Round 2 Women's Tourney
The younger Wilkinson must have been over-confident as Erin Murphy tossed her from pillar to post in this match. Erin went for five pin attempts, and finally got a tough win over the sporty KDub.
Erin Murphy won with her finisher-BEWITCHED BODYSLAM in a time of 11:50.

“Yep, Erin was well-prepared in that one, Brooke,” the Hulkster said. “Next is a match I am looking forward to: Hayden Panettiere against Alicia Silverstone! This one is too close for me to call!”


MATCH 8: HAYDEN PANETTIERE VS ALICIA SILVERSTONE -- Round 2 Women's Tourney
Silverstone looked lethargic in the ring, as Hayden ran circles around her. Panettiere got the victory after her fifth pin attempt in the match.
Hayden Panettiere won with a Joe Somebody Suplex in a time of 9:16.

“I didn’t think Silverstone would be tossed around like that,” Brooke said. “And from the looks of things, I don’t think she thought she was going to get tossed around either! For our next match, here’s a match-up that’s prime for the upset: Dustin Diamond vs Dennis Rodman! Can Screech pull the major upset and get the win over Rodzilla?”


MATCH 9: DUSTIN DIAMOND VS DENNIS RODMAN -- Round 2 Men's Tourney
Rodman started the match hitting his finisher two times in a row, but it was not enough to put away Diamond. Diamond responded with his own finisher, but Rodman kicked out at the very last split-second. Diamond was clearly in control now, and Rodman looked like he was going to be on the losing end, but then Rodman came to life and hit Diamond again with his finisher two times in a row to win the match.
Dennis Rodman won by using his finisher-RODZILLA LARIAT two times in a row in a time of 9:14.

“Rodman over-whelmed Diamond with his finisher,” Hulkster said. “Diamond put up quite a fight, but Rodman got the job done and took home the victory. Michelle Williams going up against Rosie O’Donnell next. Rosie looks pretty intense in the ring right now. Let’s find out if Williams can find a way to get the win here.”


MATCH 10: MICHELLE WILLIAMS VS ROSIE O'DONNELL -- Round 2 Women's Tourney
O'Donnell continued to steamroll over all opposition as Williams fell to Rosie's finisher.
Rosie O'Donnell won with her finisher-TRUMP TILT-A-WHIRL in a time of 2:52.

Brooke said, “Looks like O’Donnell only has one thing on her mind other than food, and that’s the Women’s Championship! Two matches left! Emma Watson takes on Angelina Jolie next. Can the Harry Potter hottie defeat the Tomb Raider goddess?”


MATCH 11: EMMA WATSON VS ANGELINA JOLIE -- Round 2 Women's Tourney
On paper, this looked like an easy win for Jolie, but Watson proved it would take a lot to defeat her in this match. Five pin attempts, including Watson's finisher, was in store for Jolie in this exciting bout. Watson was on the verge of a major upset, but then Jolie turned the tables on her after Watson missed a Deathjump. Jolie polished off Watson with her finisher to squelch any thoughts of an upset.
Angelina Jolie won with her finisher-TOMB RAIDER TOMBSTONE in a time of 16:10.

“What a comeback for Jolie,” the Hulkster said. “She found a way to pull a win out of the jaws of defeat! Even though Watson didn’t win, she must be pleased with her own performance in the ring tonight. It was a great match from start to finish. Finally tonight, we have Scott Bakula against Costas Mandylor! Costas still hasn’t returned the Men’s Heavyweight Belt which he stole last Tuesday. He‘s got to return that Belt tonight, or be out of the tournament!”

Costas Mandylor came to the ring with the Belt over his shoulder. He calmly walked over to the announce table and handed the Hulkster the Belt. Upon closer inspection, Hulk Hogan realized the Belt was made of PLASTIC and wasn’t the REAL Heavyweight Belt. The Hulkster made a move in Mandylor’s direction, but Mandylor sought the safety of the ring and evaded the Hulkster.

MATCH 12: SCOTT BAKULA VS COSTAS MANDYLOR -- Round 2 Men's Tourney
A see-saw battle as these two went at it. Bakula struck first with his finisher. Mandylor countered with his own finisher. Bakula had two more pin attempts, but Mandylor kicked out both times. When it seemed Mandylor was going to win this match, Bakula rose up to the occasion and secured the win with his finisher.
Scott Bakula won with his finisher-QUANTUM LEAP LEGLOCK in a time of 7:28.

After the match, Mandylor headed for the dressing rooms. The Hulkster gave chase with the fake Belt and disappeared backstage.

Suddenly out of the crowd, the masked female wrestler sprang out of the crowd and attacked Brooke Hogan at the announce table! Security stepped in and tried to stop it, but the last thing the cameras caught was that of Brooke being pounded mercilessly by the masked female!

More to come on Tuesday’s show! Remember to check out all the latest on HOWL here:

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[WTIC]

CARD 4

"Hi, everyone! This is Brooke Hogan, and welcome to the second edition of 'Tinsel Town Tuesdays! Our special guest announcer tonight is George Clooney! We have twelve more great matches in store for you tonight, and I am sure a lot of surprises as well! I just hope that stupid masked female doesn't show up tonight. I call her the 'Masked Maniac' because that's what she is, a maniac!"

Suddenly on the large video screen, an all too familiar puppet appeared, and from the PA system came an all too familiar voice, saying, "Hello, Brooke. For years, you have been 'Daddy's Little Girl'. You were showered with gifts and attention, but treated your fans like they were dirt. Tonight, you have a choice to make. Give the fans what they want by facing the so-called 'Masked Maniac' on the next fight card with the stipulation that if you lose then you will wrestle for me for a year, or see your father suffer unspeakable torment." The camera angle on the video screen cut to Hulk Hogan who was hanging upside down with his arms and legs extended in some sort of torture rack. He looked semi-conscious. The voice continued, "Your father loves to talk about his 'twenty-four inch pythons'. Well imagine, if you will, if those beloved pythons were ripped apart from his shoulders ever so slowly. Your choice, Brooke. Face the Maniac, who I am sure has been giving you nightmares, or watch your father face his worst nightmare of being torn apart alive. Make your choice, Brooke. Your time... and his... is running out."

The screen went black. Brooke just stood there, completely terrified. She dropped the microphone and raced backstage.

"Well," George Clooney quickly said, trying to change the subject. "Let's cut to commercial!"


MATCH 1: JENNIFER JASON LEIGH VS MENA SUVARI
This was a fairly easy match for Leigh. Suvari looked lost in the match, not knowing what move she should try next. Leigh went on to take the win in this one.
Jennifer Jason Leigh got the pin with an eXistenZ Elbow in a time of 2:50.

Paris Hilton joined George Clooney at the announce table. "A great match from Jennifer Jason Leigh," Miss Hilton said. "Hey, George. You look great tonight!" "Right back at you, Paris," George replied. "Oh, and for the record, Paris and I don't have a thing for each other. Anyways, let's go to our next match: Anna Faris taking on Lindsay Lohan! It should be a good one!"


MATCH 2: ANNA FARIS VS LINDSAY LOHAN
As the match started, Lohan was ready to go! Faris was more concerned with getting reactions from the crowd than she was concerned about the action in the ring. Lohan used her finisher once to weaken Faris, then used it again to secure the win.
Lindsay Lohan won with her finisher-LINDSAY LARIAT in a time of 7:44.

"Yeah, Lindsay's a scrapper," Paris said. "She knows how to fight! Next, we have Ben Stiller against Eddie Murphy. Both of them are looking for their first win here."


MATCH 3: BEN STILLER VS EDDIE MURPHY
A quick match as Stiller went for his finisher early and managed to win with it.
Ben Stiller won with his finisher-FOCKER FROG SPLASH in a time of 0:56.

"A good finisher from Stiller," Clooney said. "Oh, Paris, did I remind the fans yet that nothing's going out between us? The next match is Dina Meyer going against Winona Ryder. These two are in fine shape, I don't know which one to pick!"


MATCH 4: DINA MEYER VS WINONA RYDER
Ryder was quick out of the gate with two quick pin attempts, but Meyer was waiting for the right moment to strike. When the time was right, Meyer needed just one pin attempt to get the win.
Dina Meyer won with a Nowhere Land Lariat in a time of 9:36.

"A really good match from both of them, George," Paris stated. "I was sure Winona was going to get the win there. The next fight on the card is Anne Hathaway against Mila Kunis. I think Mila may be able to take her, but let's see."


MATCH 5: ANNE HATHAWAY VS MILA KUNIS
Kunis handled her opponent with ease, as Hathaway could not keep up with Mila's assault. In the end, the match ended quickly when Kunis used her finisher to get the win..
Mila Kunis won with her finisher-THAT 70’S SHOW SUNSET in a time of 0:53.

"You got that one right, Paris," Clooney confirmed. "A very fast match that saw the smaller Kunis take the victory home. Hathaway needs to develop her skills more. Tobey MaGuire against Todd Bridges is coming up after the commercial break. My money is on Bridges."


MATCH 6: TOBEY MAGUIRE VS TODD BRIDGES
Bridges' experience shown through as he was able to contain the quicker MaGuire this match. Once he was confident of a win, Bridges ended the match with one of his big moves.
Todd Bridges won with a Bridges Bodyslam in a time of 5:47.

"Good call, George," Paris said following the match. "And yeah, George. We DON'T have a thing for each other. Now it's time for more of the tournament matches! First one tonight for the women is 'Superbad's' Emma Stone vs Jessica Simpson's little sister, Ashlee!"


MATCH 7: EMMA STONE VS ASHLEE SIMPSON -- Round 2 Women's Tourney
An over-confident Simpson was quickly put away by the Superbad hottie.
Emma Stone won with her finisher-SUPERBAD SUPERPLEX in a time of 0:40.

"Ooo! Emma Stone showed her who was boss," Clooney stated. "We have time for the next bout before another commercial break. It's Phoebe Cates against Natalie Portman!"


MATCH 8: PHOEBE CATES VS NATALIE PORTMAN -- Round 2 Women's Tourney
Natalie Portman won when Phoebe Cates was disqualified in a time of 1:09.

"I didn't expect that from Cates," Paris said. "She's usually such a goody-two-shoes. Okay, up next is Kurt Russell vs Danny Bonaduce! This match is way too close for me to call!"


MATCH 9: KURT RUSSELL VS DANNY BONADUCE -- Round 2 Men's Tourney
After bad-mouthing Russell in a pre-match interview, Bonaduce was all business as he dismantled all of Russell's offense during the match. It was a decisive win for Bonaduce.
Danny Bonaduce won by using his finisher-BONADUCE BODYPRESS two times in a row in a time of 1:28.

"Maybe it was too close to call ON PAPER, Paris," Clooney observed. "And I wonder where these tabloids get the idea that we're an item?" Clooney looked at Paris with "amore" in his eyes. He was ever so OBVIOUSLY attracted to her, as she was to him. "Oh, back to the ring right now for Cameron Diaz against Shawnee Smith!"


MATCH 10: CAMERON DIAZ VS SHAWNEE SMITH -- Round 2 Women's Tourney
Another quick match, as Smith quickly got out of hand, and was DQed by the ref.
Cameron Diaz won when Shawnee Smith was disqualified in a time of 1:23.

"I don't think Shawnee is taking the loss very well. She needs to realize all that stuff she's throwing around right now is official H.O.W.L. property. Will Smith takes on Lawrence Taylor in the next bout!"


MATCH 11: WILL SMITH VS LAWRENCE TAYLOR -- Round 2 Men's Tourney
Taylor was not ready for the smaller Will Smith to steal a win in a very fast match.
Will Smith won with his finisher-FRESH PRINCE PILEDRIVER in a time of 1:10.

"That was a surprise," Clooney exclaimed. "By the way, Paris, any word yet on what's going to happen to Costas Mandylor now that he has not returned the H.O.W.L. Men's Heavyweight Belt?" Paris replied, "Just before we went to air, I received the Belt in my office, so no action is going to be taken against Mandylor at this time. Our final match is Amy Poehler against Christina Ricci! It should be an interesting one!


MATCH 12: AMY POEHLER VS CHRISTINA RICCI -- Round 2 Women's Tourney
Ricci did not even have time to catch her breath before Poehler quickly got the upset.
Amy Poehler won with her finisher-SNL LARIAT in a time of 1:06.

"A shocking upset, to say the least," Clooney said. He was interrupted by Brooke Hogan who came storming down to the announce table. From the looks of things, she had been crying, but now there was unbridled FURY in her eyes! Brooke took the mic and shouted, "Yeah, I will take on your wrestler! If you have harmed my father in any way, THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!!" With that, the night's festivities were over, and the credits rolled...

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CARD 5

Lucy Liu was in the ring as the cameras started broadcasting the live event. "Hello, everyone! Welcome to H.O.W.L. and the next installment of 'Sunday on the Sunset Strip'! This is the fifth fight card for the fed, and I am here tonight to cover the announcing duties with my Charlie's Angels co-star, Drew Barrymore! We have eleven great matches for you tonight! There's the first-ever tag match in H.O.W.L. later tonight, as well as three more elimination matches for the Men's and Women's Heavyweight Tournaments! We also have our main event: Brooke Hogan against that nasty Masked Maniac! I wonder who this Masked Maniac is? Maybe we will find out tonight, huh? Let's get the night started! Over to you, Drew!"

"Thank you so much, Lucy," Drew Barrymore said from the announce table. "I can't wait to get the night started! This looks like it's going to be the coolest thing since the first 'Charlie's Angels' movie! Our first match is Tobey MaGuire facing off against K-Fed! K-Fed is still looking for his first win here. He's going to have an uphill battle, if you ask me."


MATCH 1: TOBEY MAGUIRE VS KEVIN FEDERLINE
Kevin Federline cannot buy a win, as Tobey MaGuire made short work of him.
Tobey MaGuire won with his finisher-SPIDER-MAN SPLASH in a time of 0:46.

"A fast match, but I didn't expect it to be a long one," Lucy Liu said. "Here's a good match-up next. It's Anne Hathaway vs Ashlee Simpson! These two have been practicing all week long. Let's see who has more talent in the ring right now."


MATCH 2: ANNE HATHAWAY VS ASHLEE SIMPSON
From the opening bell, Anne Hathaway seemed to have a clear advantage throughout the match. Ashlee Simpson fought back as best she could, but in the end, the third finisher from Hathaway proved too much for the pop singer to overcome.
Anne Hathaway won with her finisher-AGENT 99 NECKBREAKER in a time of 8:52.

"Hathaway showing us what she's worth in that match," Drew Barrymore stated. "That finisher of hers is devastating! Next is Rachael Leigh Cook taking on Mena Suvari! These two may be small, but I am sure they both have a lot of fight in them! Let's go to the ring."


MATCH 3: RACHAEL LEIGH COOK VS MENA SUVARI
Rachael Leigh Cook started out on a positive note with a near-fall, but then Suvari took over the match when Cook missed a Deathjump. After that, Suvari needed to use her finisher twice for the win.
Mena Suvari won by using her finisher-AMERICAN PIE PILEDRIVER two times in a row in a time of 4:45.

Lucy Liu said, "Suvari turned things around on Rachael Leigh in that one, and was fortunate enough to come away from that with a win. We have Kurt Russell going against Todd Bridges in the next fight. Is it just me, or do you think Bridges has an agility advantage in this one too?"


MATCH 4: KURT RUSSELL VS TODD BRIDGES
Going right to work on Russell, Todd Bridges nailed his finisher quickly. Kurt Russell let his temper get the best of him and the referee quickly DQed him, giving Russell the loss.
Todd Bridges won when Kurt Russell was disqualified in a time of 2:12.

"Poor Kurt had to get himself disqualified in that one," Drew Barrymore said following the match. "Kurt needs to not let his emotions get the best of him in the ring. Anna Faris taking on Christina Ricci is up now. I think whoever can focus the most during the match will come out on the winning end of this one."


MATCH 5: ANNA FARIS VS CHRISTINA RICCI
Faris was fast and furious this match, never letting Ricci get control and be on offense. One finisher and two pin attempts later, and Anna Faris took home a fast victory.
Anna Faris won with a House Bunny Backbreaker in a time of 1:09.

"A good victory for Faris that time around," said Lucy Liu. "Oh, here's a match I want to see next. It's Cary Elwes going up against Costas Mandylor. But first, I think Milla Jovovich and Mila Kunis have something set up in the ring for our next segment.”

* * * * *

The ring was decorated with chairs, a couch and the Ukrainian Flag hanging above the ring. Milla Jovovich was first to speak, as she and Mila Kunis stood in the ring. "Hey, and welcome to 'Milla Militia HQ'! Mila Kunis and I are from the Ukraine originally, and we are going to take over this federation, starting right NOW!"

"That's right, Milla," Mila Kunis said. We're the hottest, greatest tag team this fed will ever see! All the guys want us, and all the women envy us!"

"Yeah, so true, Mila," Milla Jovovich said. "This is OUR show! And right now, I would want to welcome the first-ever guest to our talk show: Tobin Bell!"

A loud ring of boos echoed in the arena as Tobin Bell came out to join the Milla Militia in the ring. Milla Jovovich asked him, "Obviously, everyone thinks you're this new Jigsaw that’s shown up in this fed and have been terrorizing the Hogan family recently. How do you respond to that?"

"I am only Jigsaw in the movies," Tobin Bell stated. "I have nothing to do with what's going on with the dilemma that the Hogan family is going through now. The authorities have questioned me and searched my house, and have found nothing that would link me with this federation’s Jigsaw.”

The crowd, not believing him, booed even louder. Mila Kunis continued with the questioning, “Well, Milla and I believe you, or else we wouldn’t have you on our show. Is there anything else you want to say to the fans?”

“Yes, I am glad you mentioned that,” Bell said. “You fans may not believe this, but I am not the only person you should believe is the new Jigsaw. I tell you here and now for the record that I, Costas Mandylor, and Shawnee Smith have nothing to do whatsoever with what’s going on with this new Jigsaw. I pray that you do find out who this new one is before it’s too late. Thank you, you two, for giving me this chance to say that to the audience.”

With that, Tobin went back to the dressing rooms to prepare his wrestler for the next match.

“There you have it,” Milla Jovovich said. “I believe the man. And everyone here better believe him too, if you know what’s good for you!

* * * * *

MATCH 6: CARY ELWES VS COSTAS MANDYLOR (with Tobin Bell)
The crowd booed louder than ever and looked like they were getting ready to lynch Tobin Bell. Sensing imminent danger to his manager, Costas Mandylor got himself DQed to end the match.
Cary Elwes won when Costas Mandylor was disqualified in a time of 0:44.

"It doesn't look like the crowd is too friendly toward Tobin Bell! I’m not sure I believe what he said earlier either. Costas and Tobin had better get out of here while they still can," Drew Barrymore stated as she observed the crowd. "The very first tag match in H.O.W.L. is up now. Katie Holmes and Michelle Williams, calling themselves 'Dawson's Dreamgirls', face off against Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson, known as the 'Girls Next Door', are with Holly Madison at ringside."


MATCH 7: KATIE HOLMES & MICHELLE WILLIAMS (Dawson's Dreamgirls) VS
BRIDGET MARQUARDT & KENDRA WILKINSON (Girls Next Door, with Holly Madison)
Katie Holmes started out against Kendra Wilkinson, as the fans were ready to settle into a nice, long tag team match. What they got instead was a quick match, with Holmes' team winning.
Katie Holmes and Michelle Williams won when Katie Holmes used her finisher-CRUISE MISSILE on Kendra Wilkinson in a time of 0:52.

"Now THAT was a quick match," Lucy Liu said after the fast pinfall. "Katie Holmes means business in the ring! Well, here's our girl, Cameron Diaz, going against Amy Poehler in the Women's Singles Tournament! Go, Cami!"


MATCH 8: AMY POEHLER VS CAMERON DIAZ -- Round 3 Women's Tournament
Amy Poehler was absolutely no match for the athletic Diaz, as Cameron went on to an easy win.
Cameron Diaz won with her finisher-CAMI CLOTHESLINE in a time of 0:24.

"We knew you had it in you, girl," Drew Barrymore shouted to Diaz as she left the ring. "The undefeated Rosie O'Donnell is looking to take out Hayden Panettiere in our next bout. Hayden better bring her 'A-game' for this fight!"


MATCH 9: HAYDEN PANETTIERE VS ROSIE O'DONNELL -- Round 3 Women's Tournament
Quickly, Hayden went for a big move that resulted in a pin attempt, but Hayden failed to procure a win. Rosie was angry now, figuring she would have steamrolled over Panettiere like she steamrolled over her last two opponents. Rosie took command with two pin attempts of her own. It was not until O'Donnell managed to use her finisher that the match was decided in her favor.
Rosie O'Donnell won with her finisher-TRUMP TILT-A-WHIRL in a time of 4:20.

"Ouch, another win for Rosie," Lucy Liu said from the announce table. "We have what is shaping up to be a good match next. It's Scott Bakula against Danny Bonaduce in the next round of the Men's Singles Tournament! This should be a good one!"


MATCH 10: SCOTT BAKULA VS DANNY BONADUCE -- Round 3 Men’s Tournament
After being nailed with a chair shot, Bakula took Bonaduce to the mat for a little lesson in scientific wrestling. Once he was confident of a win, Bakula wrapped Bonaduce in his finisher, and Bonaduce had no choice but to tap out to give Bakula the victory.
Scott Bakula won with his finisher-QUANTUM LEAP LEGLOCK in a time of 8:22.

"Nice win for Bakula! Wow, he sure knows how to wrestle! Good luck in the next round, Scott," Drew Barrymore commented after the match. "Okay, here's the match everyone wants to see: Brooke Hogan makes her wrestling debut against that maniacal Masked Maniac!"

MATCH 11: BROOKE HOGAN VS THE MASKED MANIAC
Brooke Hogan was focused and determined to make this so-called "Masked Maniac" pay for hurting her family. Even though Brooke had received only limited training, Brooke looked like a ring veteran, ready to dish out some pain. Going to the well often for her finisher, it took three finishers to finally put an end to the match, as Brooke Hogan took home a well-deserved victory!
Brooke Hogan won with her finisher-HOGAN LEG DROP in a time of 5:03.

Following the match, a masked man came down to the ring to the Masked Maniac's aid. He attacked Brooke Hogan with a chair! Just when it seemed Brooke was going to need medical attention from the beating she was receiving, a very familiar theme started playing over the PA. It was the theme music of the one, the only... HULK HOGAN!

Hulk Hogan raced to the ring as fast as he could and cleared it quickly of the masked wrestlers. He knelt beside his daughter and hugged her. He shouted toward the masked wrestlers, "This is not over! You won't get away with this! I will personally see to it that you are unmasked and then you will have to deal with me, and all of my Hulk-a-maniacs and Brooke-a-maniacs for what you've done!"

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[disaster]

another solid showing. Cool to see the Hulkster make the save for his daughter. Those masked bullies must be destroyed!!!

[WTIC]

Thanks for the reply, D! More about them soon!

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CARD 6

"Hello, everyone, and welcome to the next installment of 'Tinsel Town Tuesdays'! I'm Brooke Hogan, and we have eleven great matches for you tonight, including the final semi-final elimination match of the Men's Heavyweight Tournament, and a Steel Cage match! We also have a special announcement from my dad, Hulk Hogan, later on, so I am sure you won't want to miss it! Right now, I'd like to welcome our special guest announcer. You know her as Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Sarah Michelle Gellar!"

Sarah was sitting at the announce table as the cameras panned to her. "Thank you, Brooke! This is indeed Sarah Michelle Gellar, and I'm really excited to be here for this awesome night of celebrity wrestling! Our first match tonight is 'Saved By The Bell's' Dustin Diamond going against the movie mega-star Eddie Murphy! Let's go to the ring for our first match!"


MATCH 1: DUSTIN DIAMOND VS EDDIE MURPHY
Eddie Murphy could not find a groove in this match, as he drops another match.
Dustin Diamond won when Eddie Murphy was disqualified in a time of 4:20.

"It's not a good night for Eddie Murphy," Brooke stated. "Yet another loss for him! I wonder how much longer he's going to stay in the federation? Anyway, we have 'Harry Potter's' Emma Watson going against 'Batgirl' Alicia Silverstone in the next bout. Both Emma and Alicia looked very good in the first round of the Women's Tournament! Let's see who will come out on top in this one!"


MATCH 2: EMMA WATSON VS ALICIA SILVERSTONE
This match was not the best for Silverstone, as the Harry Potter cutie racks up another win.
Emma Watson won with a Watson Waistlock which followed her finisher to end the match in a time of 2:44.

"A good match for Emma," Sarah Michelle said following the match. "I can't say the same for Alicia though. We've got Ben Stiller facing off against Butterbean next! You can feel it in the air that Butterbean wants a big win here, but Ben Stiller isn't a slouch when it comes to wrestling! Time to go to the ring!"


MATCH 3: BEN STILLER VS BUTTERBEAN
A see-saw match that saw both wrestlers gain control on a few occasions. Butterbean busted Stiller open with a chair shot, then finished off Stiller with his second finisher.
Butterbean won with his finisher-BEAN POWER SPLASH in a time of 12:29.

"Ouch, that's got to hurt," Brooke said. "I would hate to be on the receiving end of that move, that's for sure! The next match is interesting, since both celebs have yet to get their first win here in H.O.W.L.. It's Jessica Alba vs Winona Ryder! Both combatants look ready for the night's challenge, so let the match begin!"


MATCH 4: JESSICA ALBA VS WINONA RYDER
Winona Ryder had early control of the match, and almost had the win with her second pin attempt. After that, Alba was on offense finally and was able to put Ryder away with her finisher.
Jessica Alba won with her finisher-SIN CITY SPLASH in a time of 2:59.

"Jessica has fire in her eyes tonight," Sarah Michelle said. "She finally knows what it tastes like to have her first victory! Two big guys next as Danny Glover takes on Lawrence Taylor! I'm not going to make a prediction here, just let them fight it out!"


MATCH 5: DANNY GLOVER VS LAWRENCE TAYLOR
Glover gave all he had in this match, but it was not enough to put away the NFL Hall of Famer.
Lawrence Taylor won with his finisher-FOREARM BLASTER in a time of 4:38.

* * * * *

Mila Kunis and Milla Jovovich raced down to the announce table and sat next to Brooke Hogan and Sarah Michelle Gellar.

"Hey, Sarah! Great to meet you," Milla Jovovich said as she sat next to Sarah. "The whole Buffy thing was so cool!"

"Thanks," Sarah said, not knowing what to expect next.

"Yeah, Buffy was totally bad-ass," Mila Kunis said as she sat next to Brooke. "And that last match was totally bad-ass too! That Lawrence Taylor is one tough, old dude! Anyways, we've got a match next against those wishy-washy and old Fast Time at Ridgemont High losers. What's a 'Ridgemont', anyway? Wait till you see how quickly we dispose of them."

"It'll be the best match of the night, of course," Milla Jovovich said confidently. "Say, Sarah, I've smelled that perfume you have on right now somewhere before. What kind is it?"

Sarah hesitated, and then replied, "It's a combination of perfumes, but thanks for taking interest in it. Shouldn't you two be getting in the ring for your match now?"

Milla Jovovich glared at Sarah Michelle for a moment, and then replied, "Yeah. You're right. Nice talking to you, Sarah, Brooke. Let's go, Mila!"

Mila Kunis smiled happily and said back to Milla, "Okay! See ya, Brooke! Bye, Sarah!"

With that, Mila and Milla went to the ring for their tag team match.

* * * * *

MATCH 6: JENNIFER JASON LEIGH & PHOEBE CATES (Fast Timers) VS
MILA KUNIS & MILLA JOVOVICH (Milla Militia)
Cates and Jovovich were in the ring first for their teams. Cates showed her opponent who was boss as she hit her Shag Suplex twice before nailing Jovovich with her finisher for the win.
Phoebe Cates and Jennifer Jason Leigh won when Phoebe Cates used her finisher-FAST TIMES TACKLE on Milla Jovovich in a time of 2:25.

"That's really got to throw the Milla Militia for a loop, losing like that," Brooke Hogan observed after the Fast Timers went on to win. "I can't wait to see how the Milla Militia is going to respond to that humiliating loss! Up next is a match that Lindsay Lohan demanded! Lindsay wants to take on her former 'Mean Girls' co-star, Tina Fey! I wonder if the two of them are still friends?"


MATCH 7: TINA FEY VS LINDSAY LOHAN
Lohan had something to prove to her former Mean Girls co-star. Lohan wanted to show the world that she was not only a good actress, but a good wrestler as well. Tina Fey withstood all the offense that Lohan could muster, then went on the offensive and put away the younger Lohan with her finisher to take home a well-fought victory.
Tina Fey won with her finisher-D.D.TINA in a time of 8:28.

Sarah Michelle said, "Lindsay fought a good fight, but when it was all over, Tina Fey had her hand raised in victory! This won't sit well with Lindsay, I am sure! Well, the Jigsaw drama continues now as Dina Meyer takes on Shawnee Smith in a Steel Cage!


MATCH 8: DINA MEYER VS SHAWNEE SMITH -- Steel Cage
A brutal match as these two went at it inside the cage! Meyer looked like the aggressor early, but then Smith caught her with a move and took over. It was not long after that Smith earned a win.
Shawnee Smith won after using her finisher-BECKER BACKBREAKER in a time of 6:18.

"If she keeps using those moves when she's the Masked Maniac, how can anyone think she really ISN'T the Masked Maniac? Did you see that last time, Sarah, when I took on the Masked Maniac? Those were all the same moves in the ring the Maniac executed. I'm going to unmask that stupid Masked Maniac one of these days! Sorry for rambling. The third round for the Women's Heavyweight Tournament is next as Erin Murphy from 'Bewitched' takes on Natalie Portman! Will the Star Wars beauty win, or is this going to be an upset in the making?"


MATCH 9: ERIN MURPHY VS NATALIE PORTMAN -- Round 3 Women's Tournament
Looking for the upset, Erin Murphy tried an early pin attempt against the Star Wars beauty. This did not work, as Portman went for her finisher shortly afterward. Erin escaped defeat and was able to execute her own finisher, which surprisingly got the upset win!
Erin Murphy won with her finisher-BEWITCHED BODYPRESS in a time of 18:16.

"A major upset if you ask me," Sarah Michelle said. "Wow, that woman has a lot of fight in her! Speaking of fight, up next is 'Superbad's' Emma Stone going against the talented Angelina Jolie! I don't think we'll have two upsets in a row here, but you never know!"


MATCH 10: EMMA STONE VS ANGELINA JOLIE -- Round 3 Women's Tournament
A very quick match, as Stone proved unworthy of being in the same ring with the talented Jolie.
Angelina Jolie won with her finisher-TOMB RAIDER TOMBSTONE in a time of 0:22.

"That was quick," Brooke said after the fast pinfall. "Angelina Jolie will go onto the semi-finals, she looks hard to beat! Our final match is next: Will Smith goes up against Dennis Rodman! Let's see who will win this semi-final match in the Men's Heavyweight division."


MATCH 11: WILL SMITH VS DENNIS RODMAN -- Round 3 Men’s Tournament
Surprisingly, Smith did not put up much of a fight in this one, as Rodman goes on to win easily.
Dennis Rodman won with his finisher-RODZILLA LARIAT in a time of 2:49.

"Rodman continues his winning ways and advances to the finals," Sarah Michelle said. "I wouldn't bet against him next time! Well, it's time for Hulk Hogan to make his announcement, so let's go to the ring!"

"Thank you, all my Hulk-a-Maniacs," the Hulkster said as he stood in the ring. "Well, as you know, we have to deal with Jigsaw here in H.O.W.L., and I had the unfortunate opportunity to suffer from his actions first-hand. Luckily, I escaped and now it's time to put an end to this once and for all! Since the authorities won't do anything about him, I've hired two people to investigate this and report their findings to me. Who did I hire to investigate this new Jigsaw? Well, my friends, I'm asking you to bear with me a while longer. I will reveal to all of you who these investigators are, and how we are going to put an end to this Jigsaw once and for all... on next Sunday's card! See you then!" With that, the Hulkster left the ring, with the fans bewildered as to who the Hulkster hired and why he did not reveal who they were.

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[disaster]

another solid showing. I'm liking the Mila and Milla combo. They seem to fit each other. And the Dawson Creek girls. I loved the Fast Times At Richmond High. That was a totally cool movie. the 80's was a fun era!

Can't wait to see what Hulkster's investigation finds!

[WTIC]

Dawson's Creek? Oops! I KNEW there was something wrong in that write-up!

Corrected now... Good thing I can't get to sleep tonight!

[WTIC]

CARD 7

Hulk Hogan was in the ring as the lights went up for the seventh fight card of H.O.W.L.. He had in his hand a letter which he intended to read to the audience. The look on his face was one of frustration as he spoke into the mic. "Well, you know something, brothers! The Hulkster hired two investigators to find out who this new Jigsaw is here in H.O.W.L., and I have the results of what they found out right here. According to their findings, ‘It is a ninety-nine percent probability that the new Jigsaw is NOT Tobin Bell, and that his comrades are NOT Shawnee Smith and Costas Mandylor‘." The crowd reacted to this with disbelief. "I don't believe it either, brother," the Hulkster told the crowd. He continued reading. "‘The new masked male wrestler wants to be known as ‘The Torture Rack’. He is approximately five-foot nine inches tall, and upon recording some of his practice sessions, is a submissions wrestler who seems to be into Taekwondo. Furthermore, it is our firm belief that the new Jigsaw is actually someone imitating Tobin Bell's character from the 'Saw' movies, perhaps another horror icon looking for attention. His accomplices are perhaps another horror icon and someone you would least expect, or someone who has been out of the spotlight for a while and wants to make a return to the spotlight’.” The Hulkster paced the ring for a moment, deep in thought. “If the new Jigsaw isn’t Tobin Bell’s crew, then who could it be? I will bring out these investigators later and ask them if they have come up with any other suspects. Let’s go over to my daughter, Brooke, for tonight’s big fight card! Brooke?”

“Thanks, Dad,” Brooke said from the announce table. “Hello, everyone, and welcome to the next installment of ‘Sundays on the Sunset Strip’! Tonight, we bring you fight card number seven of the Hollywood Only Wrestling League! My special guest announcer tonight is Rachel McAdams! You know her from such movies as ‘Mean Girls’, ‘Red Eye’, and ‘The Notebook’! Glad to have you aboard tonight, Rachel!”

Rachel McAdams replied, “Great to be here and to finally meet you, Brooke! Tonight, we have ten great matches for you, including the debut of Jigsaw‘s new guy, the Torture Rack, so let’s get the night started with Anne Hathaway going against Jennifer Carpenter! Wow, these two talented actresses might just be evenly matched! Let’s go to the ring!”


MATCH 1: ANNE HATHAWAY VS JENNIFER CARPENTER
Anne Hathaway hit her finisher early on and was confident of a victory, but Carpenter hit a big move out of nowhere and secured the win and stole the match right from underneath Anne's feet.
Jennifer Carpenter got the pin with a Carpenter Clothesline in a time of 3:02.

“Quite a comeback for Jennifer,” Brooke noted. “That Clothesline came out of left field and caught Anne completely by surprise! Next, we have ‘She’s All That’s’ Rachael Leigh Cook taking on singing sensation Ashlee Simpson! Ashlee’s sister has gotten a lot of negative press this past week, so let’s see if that attention has distracted Ashlee enough in the ring tonight!”


MATCH 2: RACHAEL LEIGH COOK VS ASHLEE SIMPSON
Ashlee Simpson had an easy height advantage going into this match, but would it be enough to get a win over Cook? Rachael Leigh went right to work dismantling any and all offense that Simpson could muster. When it was time to end the match, Rachael Leigh used her finisher to win.
Rachael Leigh Cook won with her finisher-RACHAEL LEIGH LEG DROP in a time of 2:31.

“That was a good match for Rachael Leigh Cook,” Rachel McAdams said following the match. “She looked great in the ring, absolutely! We have a men’s tag team match next: It’s Eddie Murphy and Will Smith to battle against ‘Dangerous’ Danny Bonaduce and his partner ‘One Mean Bean’ Butterbean! Weight advantage to Butterbean, but will it be enough for his team to get the win here tonight?”


MATCH 3: EDDIE MURPHY & WILL SMITH (Box Office) VS
DANNY BONADUCE & BUTTERBEAN (Two Mean Beans)
As Will Smith and Butterbean started the match, Butterbean got the first pin attempt with a quick roll-up. This was not enough for the win, as Smith quickly tagged out to Eddie Murphy. Running circles around his slower opponent, Murphy waited until Butterbean tagged in Bonaduce. Once the tag was made, Murphy nailed Bonaduce twice with his finisher, but Bonaduce was able to kick out of the pin both times. Now sensing that this was going to lead to a pinfall loss for his team, Danny Bonaduce got himself DQed to give the match to Box Office.
Eddie Murphy and Will Smith won when Danny Bonaduce was disqualified against Eddie Murphy in a time of 6:42.

“That wasn’t a good match for Bonaduce,” Brooke Hogan said after the DQ. “I guess he didn’t want to lose by pinfall. Anyways, it’s ‘Dawson’s Creek’s’ Michelle Williams taking on that ‘American Beauty’ Mena Suvari in our next match. These two looked great in warm-ups! It’s too close for me to call for this one!”


MATCH 4: MICHELLE WILLIAMS VS MENA SUVARI
Mena Suvari had the upper hand in this one, but Michelle Williams had a lot of fight in her. After two near-fall pin attempts and the use of her finisher, Suvari thought she was going to go on to victory, but when the fight tumbled outside the ring, both wrestlers were counted-out to end the match.
Both wrestlers were counted-out in a time of 12:39.

“Oh my, a double count-out,” Rachel McAdams stated. “Is that a first for this federation? I think so.” Brooke Hogan nodded. Rachel continued, “The next match is Kurt Russell vs Costas Mandylor! I still can’t believe Mandylor has nothing to do with this Jigsaw guy! But first, it’s time for the Milla Militia again, so let’s go to the ring!”

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Mila Kunis and Milla Jovovich were inside the ring with the usual Milla Militia decorations. Mila Kunis spoke first. “Hey, Jennifer Jason Leigh! I have a challenge for you,” Mila Kunis said.

Jennifer Jason Leigh appeared on the viewscreen and asked, “What do you want now, Kunis?”

“You and me, in a match tonight. No DQ,” Kunis replied.

“You and me, yes,” Jennifer Jason Leigh said. “But NOT in a no DQ match. A regular match.”

“No DQ!” Kunis said again.

“A regular match, or else I won’t fight you,” Jennifer Jason Leigh said firmly.

Angry and a bit frustrated, Mila Kunis said, “Fine then! Prepare for a world of hurt!”

And that was the end of the Milla Militia segment for this fight card!

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MATCH 5: KURT RUSSELL VS COSTAS MANDYLOR
Although Russell had control of the match, he was DQed to give his opponent the win.
Costas Mandylor won when Kurt Russell was disqualified in a time of 4:25.

Brooke asked, “I wonder why Kurt Russell had to end up breaking the rules enough to get himself DQed like that? He was clearly leading throughout the match. Up next is Anna Faris and Emma Stone, known as the ‘House Bunnys’ to take on the ‘Girls Next Door’, Bridget and Kendra, with Holly Madison as their manager at ringside! This should be a good match-up!


MATCH 6: ANNA FARIS & EMMA STONE (House Bunnys) VS
BRIDGET MARQUARDT & KENDRA WILKINSON (Girls Next Door, with Holly)
Anna Faris started the match against Kendra Wilkinson, and it looked fairly even in the early going. After a couple of double-team moves from the Girls Next Door, Wilkinson took over the match and hit Anna with her finisher twice to obtain the victory.
Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson won when Kendra used her finisher-KDUB CLOTHESLINE two times in a row against Anna Faris in a time of 4:55.

“Kendra got the job done in that one,” Rachel McAdams observed. “Her finisher looked devastating both times she used it! Here’s the match I have been waiting for: It’s the debut of ‘The Torture Rack’, as he goes up against Danny Glover, with Cary Elwes in Danny’s corner. Let’s see what this Torture Rack is made of!”

MATCH 7: DANNY GLOVER (with Cary Elwes) VS THE TORTURE RACK
Danny Glover won when the Torture Rack was disqualified in a time of 0:43.

“Wow, that was NOT impressive,” Brooke said, disappointed with the quickness of the match. “That guy could be ANYBODY! So, we have Natalie Portman to take on Shawnee Smith in the next bout. Talk about Good vs Evil!”


MATCH 8: NATALIE PORTMAN VS SHAWNEE SMITH
Natalie Portman won with a Star Wars S.T.F. in a time of 1:16.

“A very impressive win for Natalie,” Rachel McAdams stated after the bout. “She looks finely tuned and ready to take on whatever this fed has to offer! Now we have the match that Mila Kunis demanded: Jennifer Jason Leigh vs Mila Kunis! The kid gloves are off in this one!”


MATCH 9: JENNIFER JASON LEIGH VS MILA KUNIS
Jennifer Jason Leigh won when Mila Kunis was disqualified in a time of 1:14.

“No wonder Mila Kunis wanted a ‘no DQ’ match,” Brooke noted. “She was going to break the rules, and she knew it beforehand! This feud is far from over it looks like! And we come to the final fight of the evening: Cameron Diaz takes on Rosie O’Donnell in the Women’s Semi-Final! Is big Rosie going to steamroll over Cameron, or are we in store for a big upset? Let’s see!”


MATCH 10: CAMERON DIAZ VS ROSIE O'DONNELL -- Women's Heavyweight Tourney Semi-Final
Diaz was not impressed with the easy victories by her opponent in the Women's Tournament. She took her "A-game" to O'Donnell, hitting her with two Skeletor Skull Crushers to send the larger O'Donnell reeling. Luck was on Cameron's side, as she continued her assault and was able to get the upset with her finisher later on in the match.
Cameron Diaz won with her finisher-CAMI CLOTHESLINE in a time of 6:48 and will advance to the Women's Tournament Finals!

“An amazing upset by the ‘Charlie’s Angels’ beauty,” Rachel McAdams happily announced at the conclusion of the bout. “Let’s go to the ring now for more with Hulk Hogan!”


Hulk Hogan was back in the ring, alone. “You know something, brothers! I’ve got a few questions for these investigators! And I am sure everyone here wants to find out who did this investigating too! Here they are! Come on out!”

Before the two investigators came out, music started playing over the PA. It was the theme song of a very familiar TV show! And the two investigators were...

“Come on down here,” Hogan continued. “Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you: GILLIAN ANDERSON and DAVID DUCHOVNY!”

Anderson and Duchovny walked down to the ring to the delight and astonishment of the fans. Gillian Anderson spoke to the Hulkster first. “It is our pleasure to be here, Mr. Hogan!”

They all shook hands, and the Hulkster asked, “Are you sure your investigation is accurate? Tobin Bell and his goons have nothing to do with the Jigsaw in this federation?”

David Duchovny replied, “We’re sure of our finding. We’ve had Tobin and his crew under surveillance for some time now. It is highly unlikely that it’s them.”

Suddenly on the giant viewscreen, Jigsaw appeared! He was in a darkened room, and his black cloak was covering his face. “Hello, Gillian. Hello, David. I want to play a game...”

“Speak of the devil...” Hogan commented.

“Do you X-Filers have what it takes to unmask me? Do you have what it takes in the ring? Let’s find out, shall we? Make your choice. Fight or flight.”

Gillian Anderson replied, “Yeah, Jigsaw! We have what it takes! We’ll take on you and your goons anytime, anywhere!”

Jigsaw said, “Fine then. Soon, you will know the meaning of the word ‘pain’. Oh yes, there will be blood!” With that, the viewscreen faded.

David Duchovny stated, “We’ll see about that! We are not afraid of a little blood! The Truth is out there, and we WILL get to the bottom of this mystery, I guarantee it!”

And so, with the new addition of Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny to H.O.W.L., the night’s card was over, and the credits rolled...


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[neilybob]

great card there buddy. How about a Gary Coleman vs emanuel Lewis match ?

[WTIC]

NEILY: I don't have playing cards for either of them, sorry.

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CARD 8

Actor Ryan Phillippe was in the ring as the cameras started rolling for the latest edition of "Tinsel Town Tuesdays". He had this to say: "Hello and welcome! This is H.O.W.L.! This is your guest announcer, Ryan Phillippe, and you are in store for eleven great matches tonight! These include: A match with the Masked Maniac; another semi-final match in the Women's Tournament; and last but not least, the crowning of the first Men's Heavyweight Champion! Now over to my co-host, the beautiful, the talented, the incredible Brooke Hogan!

"Thank you, Ryan," Brooke Hogan said from the announce table. “I am glad you are joining me for the announcing duties tonight, Ryan! I hope to see you in some high-profile movies again real soon! I am Brooke Hogan, and let's kick everything off with our first match: 'Heroes' star Hayden Panettiere vs 'Girl, Interrupted' Winona Ryder! These two are making their way to the ring right now, so let's get started!"


MATCH 1: HAYDEN PANETTIERE VS WINONA RYDER
Hayden Panettiere quickly took control of the match and hit her finisher, but Winona Ryder made a comeback and was on a roll until she went head-first into the turnbuckle. It was all downhill from then, as Hayden took control again and went on to get the win over Ryder.
Hayden Panettiere got the pin with a Normal Neckbreaker in a time of 7:42.

“Hayden taking advantage of Winona’s mistake and getting the win,” Brooke noted. “A fine win by the ‘Heroes’ star! Our next match-up looks like a bit of a mismatch as Ben Stiller faces off against Lawrence Taylor. I would have to go with Taylor’s power in this one.”


MATCH 2: BEN STILLER VS LAWRENCE TAYLOR
Ben Stiller was smart to counter most of Taylor's power moves, but he could not mount a lasting offense as Lawrence Taylor finally put Stiller away nearly seven minutes into the match.
Lawrence Taylor got the pin with a Belly-to-Back Suplex in a time of 6:52.

“Ben tried to avoid Lawrence’s power moveset, but in the end, couldn’t avoid ALL of Taylor’s moves! Ben should take some lessons in Taekwondo, it may help him out in the ring,” Ryan said following the match. “We come to the match that features two of the actresses that have portrayed ‘Batgirl’ in their career: Dina Meyer vs Alicia Silverstone! If this was based solely on their Batgirl outfits, I would have to go with Alicia!”


MATCH 3: DINA MEYER VS ALICIA SILVERSTONE
This was a very fast match, as Meyer quickly disposed of Silverstone with her finisher.
Dina Meyer won with her finisher-MEYER MISSILE DROPKICK in a time of 0:24.

“A fast strike from Meyer, and that one was all over,” Brooke stated. “Our next match is Emma Watson taking on Christina Ricci! Emma may be more talented than Ricci, but I wouldn’t count Ricci out of ANY fight!”


MATCH 4: EMMA WATSON VS CHRISTINA RICCI
Hitting her finisher once, Emma Watson thought she had the upper hand in the match. Hitting it twice, she was sure. Then, Christina Ricci caught her second wind and managed to get the win.
Christina Ricci won with her finisher-SLEEPY HALLOW SLEEPER in a time of 3:15.

“A big win for Ricci! She has perfected that sleeperhold, and it showed tonight,” Ryan Phillippe said. “Cary Elwes goes against Todd Bridges in our next match! Can Elwes find a way to defeat Bridges, or is Bridges just too talented?”


MATCH 5: CARY ELWES (with Danny Glover) VS TODD BRIDGES
Bridges looked good as the match started. A couple of near fall pin attempts had Bridges confident of a win. Cary Elwes did not want to lose though, and managed to catch Todd Bridges off-guard with a flying maneuver that got the victory for Elwes.
Cary Elwes got the pin with a Flying Cross Bodypress in a time of 6:16.

“Cary fought back well in that match,” Brooke said after the bout was over. “He wasn’t going to let Bridges get the win in that one! Up next is Katie Holmes vs Jessica Alba! These two are athletic and real scrappers! It could go either way!”


MATCH 6: KATIE HOLMES VS JESSICA ALBA
Jessica Alba started quickly out of the gate, but even though Katie Holmes started off slow, she regained her composure and came through in a big way to take home the victory.
Katie Holmes won with her finisher-CRUISE MISSILE in a time of 6:59.

“Katie Holmes looked like a seasoned vet out there tonight! I wonder what Scientology has to say about wrestling? The next match tonight is Amy Poehler and Tina Fay against Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie! Let’s see if Lindsay still thinks she has something to prove!”


MATCH 7: AMY POEHLER & TINA FEY (SNL Lifers) VS
LINDSAY LOHAN & NICOLE RICHIE (Party Time)
Still having something to prove, Lindsay Lohan started the match off against Tina Fey. Lindsay got the first pin attempt of the match and was very much the aggressor. Tina went to work, and finally was in control of the match. After a failed pin attempt, Tina used her finisher for the win.
Amy Poehler and Tina Fey won when Tina used her finisher-D.D.Tina on Lindsay Lohan in a time of 2:31.
“Tina showed Lindsay a thing or two in that match. Maybe Lindsay will respect her elders in the ring from now on! We have Tobey MaGuire taking on Dustin Diamond in the next match! Both wrestlers are quick and pull no punches!”


MATCH 8: TOBEY MAGUIRE VS DUSTIN DIAMOND
Tobey MaGuire won when Dustin Diamond was disqualified in a time of 3:47.

"That wasn't a good match for Dustin, I would say," Ryan Phillippe said following the match. “Up next is Emma Stone vs the Masked Maniac! These two look buffed and ready to slay each other! Let’s go to the ring!”

MATCH 9: EMMA STONE VS THE MASKED MANIAC
A fast match in favor of the Masked Maniac, as she hit her finisher following a Tilt-a-Whirl Suplex.
Masked Maniac won with her finisher-BACKBREAKER in a time of 2:54.

“The Masked Maniac picks up her first win in H.O.W.L., and I STILL say that she is Shawnee Smith! Another semi-final match for the women is next as Erin Murphy tries to get the upset over Angelina Jolie!”


MATCH 10: ERIN MURPHY VS ANGELINA JOLIE -- Women's Heavyweight Tourney Semi-Final
Erin Murphy had her hands full in this match. Erin got a quick pin attempt, buy Jolie easily escaped the pin. Time for Jolie to step her game up, and that is exactly what she did. One finisher was not enough for Angelina Jolie to put away Erin Murphy, but two was enough.
Angelina Jolie won with her finisher-TOMB RAIDER TOMBSTONE in a time of 2:23.

Ryan Phillippe said, “A very good match out of Angelina Jolie this time! She will advance to the finals against Cameron Diaz, a match I cannot wait for! No more waiting, however, for the Men’s Heavyweight Tournament final. Scott Bakula against Dennis Rodman, it’s up next!”

MATCH 11: SCOTT BAKULA VS DENNIS RODMAN -- Men's Heavyweight Tournament Finals
Going for the win right away, Bakula used his finisher. Refusing to tap out, Rodman managed to reach the ropes, and the hold was broken. A fast recovery by Rodman, and suddenly Rodman was the aggressor. Bakula had little defense for the offensive moves Rodman was throwing at him, which included one finisher and two pin attempts. Finally sensing it was time to finish him off, Rodman used a Power Bomb to end the match to get the victory.
Dennis Rodman got the pin with a Power Bomb in a time of 4:04 and becomes the first Men’s Heavyweight Champion of H.O.W.L.!

Both dressing rooms cleared as all the wrestling celebrities came down to the ring and helped Dennis Rodman celebrate his being crowned the first champion of H.O.W.L. as the credits rolled...

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CARD 9

The Masked Maniac and the Torture Rack were in the middle of the ring as the lights went up for the fight card. Torture Rack spoke first: "X-Filers, we want you in a match on the next fight card, at the Pay-Per-View 'Hollywood Dreams'!"

Masked Maniac added, "That's right! We'll take you on, and we'll take you out of the league! You two are going to know the meaning of the word 'pain', and it won't be pretty!"

Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny appeared at the top of the ramp under the giant video screen. Gillian had this to say: "You think you have what it takes to beat us, do you? How about you put your money where your mouth is? If you win, David and I will leave the federation for an indefinite period of time. If you lose, then you Masked Maniac, Torture Rack, AND Jigsaw will have to unmask before the Pay-Per-View is over. That means when 'Hollywood Dreams' is over, the world will know your true identities!"

At first, Maniac and Rack looked uncertain about it. Then, on the video screen, Jigsaw appeared. "Hello, Gillian. Hello, David," Jigsaw said. "You want to play a game. But you must play by the rules. And the rules are that the match will be a steel cage match."

David Duchovny whispered something into Gillian's ear, then Gillian Anderson said, "You're on, Jigsaw! There will be no escape for you this time!"

"That is where you are wrong, Gillian," Jigsaw said confidently. "There will be no escape for YOU inside that steel cage. Be wary, the two of you. If you meet me on the street before then, I can be a real Nightmare. Let the game begin."

And so started the night's festivities!

"Hello, everyone, and welcome to Card Nine of H.O.W.L.! This is your host as always, Brooke Hogan! Tonight, I am joined by the talented Reese Witherspoon who will be our special guest announcer! Hello, Reese!"

"Hey, Brooke," Reese said as the cameras turned toward her. "It's going to be a great night here on 'Sundays on the Sunset Strip'! We have eleven great matches for you tonight, including the Number One Contenders match for the Men's Heavyweight Belt, and maybe a few surprises along the way!"

"That's right, Reese," Brooke said. "Our first match tonight is Eddie Murphy going against Kevin Federline! Both are trying to win their first match here in the Hollywood Only Wrestling League, so let's go now to the ring for the first bout!"


MATCH 1: EDDIE MURPHY VS KEVIN FEDERLINE
Eddie Murphy won when Kevin Federline was counted-out in a time of 4:14.

"A win is a win," Brooke said following the match. "And I am sure Eddie will take that victory! Our second match sees Emma Stone taking on Mena Suvari! This looks like it's going to be a good one, as both of them are small and fast!"


MATCH 2: EMMA STONE (with Anna Faris) VS MENA SUVARI
Emma Stone started off with her finisher early on, and followed that up with another fast pin attempt, but could not secure the win. Mena Suvari took over and got a near fall. Emma battled her way back, and used a big move out of her arsenal to secure the victory.
Emma Stone got the pin with a Stone Spinebuster in a time of 6:41.

"I thought Mena was going to make a comeback and win in that match, but I guess not," Reese Witherspoon said at the match's conclusion. "We've got Anne Hathaway against Ashlee Simpson in the next match! Let's watch as these two battle it out!"


MATCH 3: ANNE HATHAWAY VS ASHLEE SIMPSON
This was an easy match for Ashlee Simpson. Ashlee hit her finisher twice and went on to win.
Ashlee Simpson won with her finisher-PIECES OF ME POWERSLAM in a time of 1:51.

"A solid match from Simpson there," Brooke said. "She's improved her game, it seems. Erin Murphy vs Alicia Silverstone up next! Alicia has taken a nose-dive recently. I wonder if she will rebound and win tonight?"


MATCH 4: ERIN MURPHY VS ALICIA SILVERSTONE
Alicia Silverstone continues her losing streak as Erin put her to sleep in a fairly quick match.
Erin Murphy won with a Sleeperhold in a time of 1:45.

"Ouch, Alicia's out cold! She needs to get a better trainer," Reese Witherspoon said. "The next match is Scott Bakula vs Dustin Diamond! Scott's coming off that Men's Finals loss, so let's see if he has recovered enough to get the win over Diamond tonight!"


MATCH 5: SCOTT BAKULA VS DUSTIN DIAMOND
Dustin Diamond was quick out of the gates and never looked back. Hitting his finisher not once, not twice, but three times, including twice in a row, was enough for Dustin to get the upset win.
Dustin Diamond won after he used his finisher-THE WINNER DDT two times in a row in a time of 6:48.

"That would be an upset in my book," Brooke said. "Can we have two upsets in a row? Natalie Portman is taking on the winless Winona Ryder in our next bout! Can the 'Girl, Interrupted' star get her first victory?"


MATCH 6: NATALIE PORTMAN VS WINONA RYDER
You could see fire in her eyes as Winona Ryder started the match. She was determined not to lose yet another match. Winona used her finisher a total of four times in the match to get the win.
Winona Ryder won with her finisher-HEATHERS HURRICANRANA in a time of 3:07.

"Our second upset in a row, amazing," Reese said, following Ryder's win. "Winona was sure focused in that match! Coming up next is Amy Poehler and Tina Fey going against Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson! This could be a tough match for the SNL Lifers!"


MATCH 7: AMY POEHLER & TINA FEY (SNL Lifers) VS
BRIDGET MARQUARDT & KENDRA WILKINSON (Girls Next Door)
Amy Poehler and Kendra were in the ring first. Kendra executed a double-team move and Bridget came in. Making quick work of Amy, Bridget was able to take home a win for her team.
Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson win when Bridget used her finisher-BRIDGET BACKBRIDGE on Amy Poehler in a time of 3:30.

"The Girls Next Door got the win there, as Bridget Marquardt dominated that match," Brooke Hogan said. "The next match is Kurt Russell against Lawrence Taylor! If I were Kurt Russell, I would try to avoid that Forearm Blaster of Taylor's!"


MATCH 8: KURT RUSSELL VS LAWRENCE TAYLOR
A quick pin attempt by Russell did not set Lawrence Taylor back too much, as Lawrence gained momentum and blasted Kurt Russell with his finisher in order to capture the victory in this one.
Lawrence Taylor won with his finisher-FOREARM BLASTER in a time of 4:37.

"Yes, Taylor was able to set up Russell for his finisher and got the win with it," Reese Witherspoon said. "A good match from both of them. Next, we have Dina Meyer in the next fight against Rosie O'Donnell! Rosie has been very vocal this past week about not being able make it to the Women's Tournament Finals. Will she take her frustrations out on Dina tonight?"


MATCH 9: DINA MEYER VS ROSIE O'DONNELL
Dina Meyer was able to surprise Rosie with her finisher, but it was not enough to put Rosie away. The two then went at it ringside and were counted-out as they battled outside the ring.
Both wrestlers were counted-out in a time of 6:03.

Brooke Hogan said, "These two are still fighting in the back! We could have another feud on our hands! The next match is Rachael Leigh Cook against Shawnee Smith! These two may be pretty short, but that doesn't mean they are pretty short on talent!"


MATCH 10: RACHAEL LEIGH COOK VS SHAWNEE SMITH
Making very short work of her opponent, Rachael Leigh Cook ended the match quickly.
Rachael Leigh Cook got the pin with a Josie Jawbreaker in a time of 0:51.

"Oh my! Rachael got the win quickly there," Reese Witherspoon said. "Shawnee might need some time to recoup and rethink her strategies in the ring after that loss. The Number One Contenders match for the Men's Heavyweight Belt is next with the agile Tobey MaGuire taking on the powerful Butterbean! Quickness vs strength, who will win out?


MATCH 11: TOBEY MAGUIRE VS BUTTERBEAN -- Number One Contender for Men's Heavyweight Belt
Tobey MaGuire scored a quick near fall on the slower Butterbean early in the match, but then Butterbean came back with a bombardment of big power moves that proved too much for the smaller MaGuire to handle, as Butterbean went on to get the pinfall win in this match-up.
Butterbean won by using his finisher-BUTTERBEAN POWER SPLASH two times in a row in a time of 2:06 to become the Number One Contender for the Men’s Heavyweight Belt!

"When Butterbean didn't make it to the finals of Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Wrestling, he must have been disappointed with that. Now, he must feel good after defeating Tobey, and now Butterbean will take on Dennis Rodman at the ‘Hollywood Dreams’ Pay-Per-View for the H.O.W.L. Heavyweight Belt! Say, Reese, we have a few minutes left in the broadcast. Let's talk about your impressions of tonight's fight card."

"Okay, Brooke. First off, the Masked Maniac seems very familiar to me, like I've worked with her before on a movie or something. Secondly, the Torture Rack looks VERY familiar to me. I think I dated him before or something. I'm pretty sure I've worked with him on a movie too..."

Just then, the Milla Militia raced down to the announce table and interrupted.

"Take a hike, Blondie, we're taking over," Milla Jovovich said as she swiped the mic away from Reese Witherspoon. "This is for you, Jennifer Jason Leigh! You better have enjoyed your birthday this past week, because the only birthday present you will be getting from us is a busted jaw! As for you Fast Timers, did you think it was over? Did you think just because you win a match or two against us that we are going to just fade away and die? Well, I've got news for you: We want the two of you in a 'no-DQ tag elimination' match at the Hollywood Dreams Pay-Per-View! It's time to finally shut the two of you up for good!"

Phoebe Cates appeared on the giant video screen with Jennifer Jason Leigh by her side. Phoebe asked, “You want another loss? Fine. We’ll show you and the whole world who the better team is.”

“About time you agreed to a ‘no DQ’ match,” Mila Kunis said. “You had better show up, because if you don’t we’ll pull all of your hair out by the roots and shove it down your throats!”

“We will be there,” Jennifer Jason Leigh guaranteed. “It’ll be a pleasure to take you down a notch or two... AGAIN!”

“--That’s all we have time for tonight,” Brooke said, recovering the microphone. “Remember: There will be no fight card this Tuesday night! The 'Hollywood Dreams' Pay-Per-View is next Sunday! Goodnight!"

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Anna Faris VS Jessica Alba

Hayden Panettiere VS Christina Ricci

Ben Stiller VS Todd Bridges

Katie Holmes & Michelle Williams (Dawson's Dreamgirls) VS
Lindsay Lohan & Nicole Richie (Party Time)

Cary Elwes VS Danny Bonaduce

Emma Watson VS Jennifer Carpenter

Danny Glover VS Costas Mandylor

Jennifer Jason Leigh & Phoebe Cates (Fast Timers) VS
Mila Kunis & Milla Jovovich (Milla Militia) -- No DQ Tag Elimination

Men's Heavyweight Champion Dennis Rodman VS Butterbean -- Men's Heavyweight Title Bout

Cameron Diaz VS Angelina Jolie -- Women's Heavyweight Tournament Finals

Gillian Anderson & David Duchovny (X-Filers) VS
Masked Maniac & Torture Rack -- STEEL CAGE


Check out the latest at the official H.O.W.L. website:

sites.google.com/site/wtic2009/

[WTIC]

CARD 10: HOLLYWOOD DREAMS Pay-Per-View[/b][/color][/size]

The Pay-Per-View started with actor Ben Affleck in the ring. He began, "Welcome to the Hollywood Only Wrestling League's first-ever pay-per-view, 'Hollywood Dreams'! I'm Ben Affleck, and get prepared for a fantastic night of celebrity wrestling action! We have eleven matches lined up for tonight, with two Belts on the line, a tag elimination match, and a mixed tag match in a Steel Cage! Without further ado, let’s go to the announcer table and Brooke Hogan! All yours, Brooke!

“Thank you, Ben! This is indeed Brooke Hogan, and I can’t tell you how excited I am to be here tonight! That rising music star, Lady Gaga, will be here later on to perform a couple of her hit songs for us, so let’s go to the ring for our first match! It’s Anna Faris vs Jessica Alba!


MATCH 1: ANNA FARIS VS JESSICA ALBA
These two went at it tooth and nail, with Jessica Alba having a slight advantage on offense. Alba was able to get a pin attempt early on but could not get the pinfall. She tried the same move again later on in the match, and this time, Jessica was successful in getting the victory.
Jessica Alba won with a Flying Cross Bodypress in a time of 17:33.

Ben Affleck said, “A pretty even match there, but Jessica Alba was able to get the win! Good for her! The next match is Hayden Panettiere taking on Christina Ricci! These two short-but-cute young ladies are really coming into their own as wrestlers! Let’s see who can take home the win in this one!”


MATCH 2: HAYDEN PANETTIERE VS CHRISTINA RICCI
In a fast match, Christina Ricci put Hayden Panettiere asleep with her finisher to win the match.
Christina Ricci won with her finisher-SLEEPY HALLOW SLEEPER in a time of 0:27.

“Ricci didn’t waste any time to dispose of Hayden, and it was over before it began,” Brooke Hogan said. “Next up is Ben Stiller going against Todd Bridges! This match could go either way!


MATCH 3: BEN STILLER VS TODD BRIDGES
In another quick match, Ben Stiller got the victory by quickly going for his finisher.
Ben Stiller won with his finisher-FOCKER FROG SPLASH in a time of 0:50.


“Two fast matches in a row,” Ben Affleck said when it was all over. “Stiller took a chance in going for his finisher early, and it paid off! This tag match coming up should be interesting: It’s Dawson’s Dreamgirls facing off against Party Time! We will soon find out which team has more fight in them next!”


MATCH 4: KATIE HOLMES & MICHELLE WILLIAMS (Dawson's Dreamgirls) VS
LINDSAY LOHAN & NICOLE RICHIE (Party Time)
Michelle Williams started out against Nicole Richie in this tag match. Nicole went right for her finisher, but Michelle was not hungry, and came back with a submission hold. A pin attempt by Williams had Nicole against the ropes, but Richie countered by using her finisher again. It was time to tag out for Michelle, and Katie Holmes wanted to end it right away -- Katie nailed Nicole with her finisher to win the tag team match for her team.
Katie Holmes and Michelle Williams won when Katie Holmes used her finisher-CRUISE MISSILE on Nicole Richie in a time of 7:02.

“Katie Holmes meant business in the ring tonight,” Brooke Hogan observed. “Time now for Lady Gaga to sing! She’s going to be performing her hit, ‘Just Dance’!”

Lady Gaga came out and performed her song, “Just Dance”, which can be viewed here:



“Wow, she’s amazing,” Brooke cooed. “Up next, we have Cary Elwes taking on Danny Bonaduce! Danny is ‘dangerous’, so we will see how Cary Elwes handles this challenge!”


MATCH 5: CARY ELWES VS DANNY BONADUCE
Starting off well out of the gates, Bonaduce hit Elwes with his finisher. Cary tried to come back and was able to get a pin attempt against Danny. Later, Elwes was DQed to end the match.
Danny Bonaduce won when Cary Elwes was disqualified in a time of 4:32.

Ben Affleck said, “The referee disqualified Cary Elwes there. I wonder why Danny Bonaduce wasn’t disqualified also? Anyways, Emma Watson goes against Jennifer Carpenter in the next bout. These two looked pretty chummy backstage. Let’s see how that translates in the ring!”


MATCH 6: EMMA WATSON VS JENNIFER CARPENTER
This match was all Watson. Emma got three near falls before putting Carpenter away for the win.
Emma Watson won with a British Backbreaker in a time of 4:54.

“That match belonged to Emma Watson all the way,” Brooke Hogan observed. “Jennifer Carpenter should study up more on wrestling techniques and maneuvers. We have Danny Glover vs Costas Mandylor up next! These two stars of the Saw movies should be geared up for a good match here!”


MATCH 7: DANNY GLOVER VS COSTAS MANDYLOR
In a rather one-sided match, Costas Mandylor used his finisher twice on Glover, then finished him off with his next pin attempt to come away from this one as the victor.
Costas Mandylor won with a Gangland Gut Wrench in a time of 11:59.

“Someone came prepared for the match, and I don’t think it was Glover,” Ben Affleck commented. “Well, it’s time for Lady Gaga to sing another song! Here’s her hit, ‘Poker Face’!”

Lady Gaga returned and sang her ‘Poker Face’ song here:



“Great song, Lady Gaga,” Brooke Hogan said after the performance. “Now, let’s see if the Milla Militia can finally beat the Fast Timers in a No DQ Tag Elimination bout!”


MATCH 8: JENNIFER JASON LEIGH & PHOEBE CATES (Fast Timers) VS
MILA KUNIS & MILLA JOVOVICH (Milla Militia) -- No DQ Tag Elimination
FIRST FALL: Jennifer Jason Leigh and Milla Jovovich started for their respective teams. It was not too long before Jovovich finished off her opponent with her finisher to eject Leigh from the match.
Milla Jovovich used her finisher-RESIDENT EVIL ELBOW to eliminate Jennifer Jason Leigh in a time of 1:21.

SECOND FALL: Phoebe Cates came into the ring after her partner was eliminated and wasted no time in eliminating Jovovich with her finisher to take the second fall.
Phoebe Cates used her finisher-FAST TIMES TACKLE to eliminate Milla Jovovich in a time of 0:38.

THIRD FALL: Cates was on fire, and kept on hitting Mila Kunis with finisher after finisher. Jovovich tried to come back to the ring and help her partner, but the referee had security remove her from ringside. With no help on the way, Mila Kunis fell to Cates' third finisher which gave the Fast Timers team the victory in this No DQ Tag Elimination match.
Jennifer Jason Leigh and Phoebe Cates won the match when Phoebe Cates used her finisher-FAST TIMES TACKLE on Mila Kunis in a time of 6:03.

“Nope, the Milla Militia falls short in their boasts that they can beat the Fast Timers,” Ben Affleck said. Even though it was a no-DQ match, Milla Jovovich was not allowed to interfere and save her partner from certain defeat! Let’s hope this finally ends this feud, but in this fed, who knows? The next match is what I have been waiting for: Dennis Rodman defends his H.O.W.L. Heavyweight Belt against the number one contender, Butterbean! Is Rodman’s first title defense going to be a successful one?”

MATCH 9: MEN'S HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION DENNIS RODMAN VS BUTTERBEAN -- Men's Heavyweight Title Bout
Champion Rodman started out with his finisher, and looked like he was on his way to victory. Suddenly, Butterbean caught Rodman with a Rock Bottom and won the match in dramatic fashion!
Butterbean got the pin with a Rock Bottom in a time of 4:04 and won the Men's Heavyweight Championship for the first time!!

“Butterbean will celebrate his big win tonight,” Brooke Hogan stated after Butterbean’s huge victory. “Congrats to him! The Women’s Heavyweight Belt is on the line in the next bout, as the tournament for the Belt reaches its conclusion with Cameron Diaz taking on the odds-on favorite, Angelina Jolie! I can’t wait for this match to get started!”

MATCH 10: CAMERON DIAZ VS ANGELINA JOLIE -- Women's Heavyweight Tournament Final
As it turned out, it would take a bit more than one of Angelina Jolie's finishers to put away the spry Cameron Diaz, but unfortunately for Cameron Diaz, Jolie hit Diaz a second time with her finisher which was enough for Angelina Jolie to take home the win and the gold.
Angelina Jolie won with her finisher-TOMB RAIDER TOMBSTONE in a time of 7:01 and becomes the first Women's Heavyweight Champion!!

“I think Jolie had Cameron Diaz’s number since the beginning,” Ben Affleck said after Jolie’s title win. “The main event is next: The X-Filers go against the Masked Maniac and Torture Rack inside the Steel Cage! Will the evil, masked duo be unmasked tonight? Time to go to the ring and find out!”


MATCH 11: GILLIAN ANDERSON & DAVID DUCHOVNY (X-Filers) VS
MASKED MANIAC & TORTURE RACK -- Steel Cage
As the X-Filers entered the cage, the Masked Maniac attacked Gillian Anderson to start the match. Gillian managed to tag out to Duchovny and the Masked Maniac tagged to her partner. Duchovny hit Torture Rack with a Moonsault, but it was ineffective. David tagged out, as did Torture Rack. Gillian Anderson used her finisher against the Masked Maniac, but could not get the win. Gillian tried a pin attempt after that with no success. In tagged Duchovny and Torture Rack again. It was Duchovny's turn to use his finisher, but this did not get the win for his team either. Gillian Anderson and the Masked Maniac were tagged in again. Gillian Anderson nearly got the pin when the Masked Maniac ran head-first into the turnbuckle, but the Masked Maniac barely kicked out at the two-and-three-quarters count. Battling for a few more minutes, Gillian needed a breather and Duchovny and Torture Rack were tagged back in. Even though the move was unsuccessful at the start of the match, Duchovny went for another Moonsault, only this time, Duchovny got the pinfall with the move to win the match for his team.
Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny won when David Duchovny used a Mulder Moonsault on Torture Rack in a time of 15:40.

After Torture Rack was pinned, the cage was opened. David Duchovny held down Torture Rack as Gillian Anderson prepared to unmask him. As it turned out, Torture Rack was indeed...

RYAN PHILLIPPE!

The Masked Maniac slipped out of the cage unnoticed. She tried to get back to the dressing rooms, but was clotheslined by Brooke Hogan before she could make it backstage! Then, Hulk Hogan picked up the Masked Maniac and placed her over his shoulder and carried her back to the ring! Gillian Anderson, David Duchovny, and Brooke Hogan held down the Masked Maniac as Hulk Hogan unmasked her. The crowd was stunned to find out that the Masked Maniac was...

SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR!

Just then, Jigsaw appeared on the giant video screen. “Hello, Hulk Hogan. You may have unmasked my wrestlers tonight, but you failed to unmask me. The X-Filers were correct in their assessment that the Masked Maniac was a horror icon, and Reese Witherspoon was correct in that she had worked with both Gellar and Phillippe before. I am surprised that Witherspoon couldn’t recognize her own ex-husband, even though he was wearing a mask.”

“Get down here, Jigsaw! We have some unfinished business to take care of,” Hulk Hogan shouted into the microphone. “I finally figured out who you really are! You gave it away yourself when you said, ‘If you meet me on the STREET before then, I can be a real NIGHTMARE”. Only one former horror icon comes to mind when you say something like that!”

“Oh, you figured out my little secret, didn’t you?” Jigsaw replied. “Okay then, there’s no use hiding the truth any longer. You are correct, for it is I...” Jigsaw removed his cloak to reveal --

Freddy Kruger himself, ROBERT ENGLUND!

“Hahahahahaha! The master plan revealed!” Robert Englund said. “It was time for me to come back into the spotlight! It was time for all THREE of us to come back, and what better way than to take this federation by the throat and turn it upside-down! Now, watch as the three of us dominate and take command of this fed for all time to come! GAME OVER!”

The lights went out, as well as the video screen! When the lights returned, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Ryan Phillippe had disappeared!

What does Robert Englund and crew have in store for H.O.W.L. in the future? Only time will tell...

[disaster]

Now that was an awesome card! Nice swerve with the three at the end. I would've never guessed it was them. The X-Filers vs. the Gruesome Threesome will be a match for the ages! Plus, I'm a huge Sarah Michelle Gellar fan. Sarah vs. Gillian is gonna be a hot feud!!! Yowser!

Keep 'em coming man! Loving it!!! ;D

[neilybob]

Whens your next card ?