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Post by darkrider on Oct 28, 2008 8:54:18 GMT -5
The scene opens with a man in a office smoking with his feet on the desk. He then sees the camera and puts out his cigar and takes his feet off the desk.
Dale Gribble" Greetings fans of Extreme. I'm Dale Gribble and i've been asked to announce the formation of a new wrestling fed called Extreme Crazy Wrestling. The signing of the talent will be announced soon. So please tune in and keep a eye on this fed. Thank you and remember your next door neighbor might be a federal agent sent to spy on you."
The scene fades as the man lights another cigar and puts his feet back on the desk.
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Post by neilybob on Nov 3, 2008 14:18:23 GMT -5
E.C.W news update The first match signed will The Hulkster vs Booker T Travis Lawler Breaka Breaka vs Brutus Beefcake Jerry Lawler vs Pee Wee Herman THe Slayers vs The Olesons Militia vs Major Gunns Moolah vs Jolene Belle Sting vs Havoc The rest of the talent will be announced soon. So stay tuned.
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Post by uewdrb on Nov 3, 2008 22:22:49 GMT -5
Card looks good!Slayers vs Olsens,Hardcore please!Militia Major Gunns military theme... Pee Wee vs Lawler?It Andy Kaufman all over again...
uewdrb
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Post by neilybob on Nov 4, 2008 18:47:27 GMT -5
Six cards should be enough for now.
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Post by uewdrb on Nov 4, 2008 19:01:20 GMT -5
Dr B vs Havoc?Talk to Chewey about using one his ultra-extreme match charts.
uewdrb
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Post by neilybob on Nov 11, 2008 9:13:33 GMT -5
Due to injurys Breaka-Breaka and Dr. B wont be allowed to compete. Travis Lawler will fill in for Breaka-Breaka and sting will replace Dr.B
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Post by neilybob on Nov 11, 2008 11:12:39 GMT -5
Havoc over sting by dq after stings refusal to obey the ref. After the match Havoc ko'ed Sting and then nailed him with flying elbow smash from the top turnbuckle.
Brutus Beefcake over Travis Lawler by dq. After Travis Lawler bodyslammed Beefcake ont o the concrete floor outside the ring.
Major Gunns was pinned by Moolah after a school girl rollup.
Militia pinned Jolene Belle after a missed deathjump by Jolene Belle. Militia quickly pinned Jolene Belle.
Booker T pinned Hulk Hogan after a missile dropkick.
The Slayers over the Olesons after Faith pinned Ashley after a ballbuster.
Jerry lawler pinned Pee Wee after a turnbuckle punch.
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Post by neilybob on Nov 14, 2008 17:35:05 GMT -5
Card 2
The Amish girls over the Bundy girls by submission when Edda make kelly submit via the amish walking crab.
Jerry Lawler pinned Pee Wee after a fireball.
The Slayers lost to the Olesons by pinfall after Mary- Kate ko'ed Buffy with a bat.
Booker T over Hulk Hogan by pinfall after a scissors kick.
Militia was pinned by Major Gunns after a bombs away.
Jolene Belle pinned Moolah after a sunset flip and rollup.
Havoc over The man in black by dq after the man in black hit Havoc with his guitar.
Travis Lawler pinned Brutus Beefcake after a seeing stars.
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Post by uewdrb on Nov 14, 2008 22:19:11 GMT -5
Lawler needs a fireball to beat Pee Wee?Who's he think he is?Andy Caufman?The Amish Girls are doing well in 2 feds!
uewdrb
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Post by neilybob on Nov 16, 2008 17:21:19 GMT -5
Coming up on card 3
1-0 The Amish girls vs the Bundy girls 0-1
0-2 Pee Wee vs Jerry" The king" Lawler 2-0in a street suicide match
1-1The Oleson Twins vs The Slayers 1-1
0-2Hulk Hogan vs Booker T 2-0
2-0 Militia vs Major Gunns 1-1
2-0 Havoc vs The man in black 0-1
1-1Jolene Belle vs Moolah 1-1
2-0Travis Lawler vs Brutus Beefcake 0-2
Note: This will be the end of the best of 3 matches. Whomever wins this series of matches moves on to their next opponet. The loser leaves the fed.
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Post by neilybob on Dec 4, 2008 17:27:03 GMT -5
Promo
Sting walks into the owners office only to be met by Britney.
Sting" Excuse me i wanna speak with the owner of the fed."
Britney" I'm sorry he's nort in wanna leave a message ?"
Sting" No i just wanna see about my being injured and not being able to take part in the best of 3 matches."
Britney" Oh that the boss said for you to stick around until your ready to return. He wants you to take part in the third set of the best of three competions."
Sting" Whew thats good news. Be sure to thank him when you see him ok ?"
Sting leaves the office.
Britney" Oh but the owner does know Sting." (Britney laughs)
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Post by neilybob on May 3, 2009 13:03:00 GMT -5
Should E.C.W return ?
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Post by neilybob on Jul 28, 2009 7:57:17 GMT -5
Promo
The Owner of E.C.W Britney Spears is shown in her office. She is pacing the floor.
Britney Spears" Whats a girl to do ? I'm doing my best to retain the talent for E.C.W But the big boys keep raiding my talent pool. Time to call a meeting with the troops i guess."
Britney psuhes a button on her desk and her secretary Lu Anne Platter comes strolling in.
Lu Ann Platter" What do you need Boss ?"
Britney Spears" I want you to gather our wrestlers for a meeting. We've got a crisis on our hands and i wanna see whos still here in our fed. Go on i want it done yesterday Ms. Platter."
Lu Ann Platter" Ok Ok i'm on it."
Lu Ann leaves the room.
Britney Spears" time to play hard ball with the competiton."
To Be continued.............
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Post by neilybob on Jul 28, 2009 8:30:15 GMT -5
E.C.W roster
Jerry"The King" Lawler
Pride
Ensor
Overtime
Rush
Saint Bernard
Shawn Atlas
Burger King
Booker T
Dog The Bounty Hunter
Steven Q
Kill Switch
Ron Grayson
Chad Hillsman
Anubis Jr.
Friki Tiki
WOMENS DIVISION
Tai"KILLER" Weed
Sherri Martel
Beverly Shade
Amazing Kong
Amish Girls
Edda and Kalona
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Post by WTIC on Jul 28, 2009 16:20:14 GMT -5
Tai Weed and the Amish Girls FTW!
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Post by neilybob on Aug 18, 2010 17:24:05 GMT -5
Promo
Outside of the E.C.W building 2 men are showing putting up a sign. When they finish and enter the building. The camera zooms in on the sign.
Watch for the return of the E.C.W !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by WTIC on Aug 18, 2010 17:28:56 GMT -5
Whoo-hoo! Can't wait, Neily!
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Post by neilybob on Aug 20, 2010 16:43:23 GMT -5
Me either.
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Post by neilybob on Sept 3, 2010 11:33:39 GMT -5
Promo
Where: Outside of the main office of E.C.W stands Trent Lawless.
Trent Lawless" Greetings fans Trent Lawless here. I've got gotten word from a unkown source that major news about E.C.W will be announced."
Moments later a couple of pizza men carrying orders walk up to the door. Two rather large men exit the E.C.W office.
Man no.1" We'll take those gentlemen. Thank you."
Man no.2" Put those pizzas on the desk please."
Trent Lawess try's to get past the two men only to be caught by a third exiting the office,
Man no.3" Weren't you told earlier Lawless that this is a closed meeting."
Trent Lawless" But the fans have the right to known about whats happening in there."
Man no.3 grabs Lawless by the back of his collar and drags him into a nearby closet. Muffled words are heard. moments later the third man exits the room. He closes the door and locks it.
Man no.3" Ok guys grab those pizzas it's time to eat."
The scene fades as all three men grab pizza boxes and re-enter the first room.
THE END
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Post by WTIC on Sept 3, 2010 18:34:47 GMT -5
MMMMM, pizza!
This isn't just wild and crazy, it's EXTREME!
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