Wild and Crazy Wrestling

[uewdrb]

That would be a good storyline!Mystery!Who IS The Squealer?hahaha!

uewdrb

[neilybob]

i'll go through my card collection and find somebody. Maybe it might be somebody without a card.

[neilybob]

Card 39

The show opens with Mr. Neily in the ring.

Mr. Neily" Welcome to another edition of W.C.W . Tonight will be the second in our series of big man battle royals. Who will win this time ? Also there will be no chapionship match as our champ asked for the night off.(crowd boos) I know how you folks feel so lets get to the action.(The crowd cheers)."

10 man battle royal

Ernie Ladd lost to Plowboy Frazier.

Tex Mackenzie lost to Plowboy Frazier

Plowboy Frazier lost to Black Jack Mulligan

Big John Studd lost to Black Jack Mulligan

Black Jack mulligan lost to Don Leo Jonthan

Demon lost to Don Leo Jonthan

Don Leo jonthan lost to Mr. Lordi

Art Thomas lost to Mr. Lordi

Mr. Lordi is the winner

Giant Baba vs Soug

Giant Baba pinned Soug after a neckbreaker drop

Dr. B vs One Man Gang in one move after a sidewalk slam

Steven Q w/ Wolf vs Screech Powers

Steven Q was pinned by Screech Powers after a some body stomps

Hulk Hogan vs Brownstar Fish w/ Linda Hogan

Hulk Hogan was pinned by Brownstar Fish after Hogan was distracted by his wife flashing him by pulling up her top

Cordelia Chase vs Jennie Belle

Cordelia chase lost by dq to Jennie Belle after Cordelia chase threw Belle into the ref

Thantos w/ Ms Monroe vs Ric Flair(HWC) finisher match

Thantos made Ric Flair submit via the masterlock

Nicky Hilton/ Nurse Elizabeth w/Doctor Payne vs the Amish Girls w/ WTIC

Nicky Hilton was pinned by Edda after a running bulldog

[neilybob]

Coming up on the super PPV(card 40)

1.Bud Bundy/King Kong Bundy vs Wolf/Steven Q

2.Screech Powers vs Jerry"the king" Lawler in a best 2 of 3 falls match

3.Dr. B vs S.D Jones in a hardcore table match

4.1 Man Gang vs Ultimate Warrior in a hair vs hair match

5.Amish Girls vs Nicky Hilton/Madusa Micelli

6.Irish Heat vs Buddy Landell

7.Strafe vs Masked Margaux

8.Rick Martel vs Nikolai Volkoff

9.Troubleshooters w/Phanasty vs Scimitar/Gyrt

10.K.Dogg vs Iron Hand

11.Luna Vachon vs Nurse Elizabeth w/Doctor Payne

12.Pete Cottontail vs Cuddley Claw

13.Destina vs Nightmare Nikki

Title match

14.Thantos(HWC) W/Ms Monroe vs Rick Rude w/ Bobby Heenan

[neilybob]

UPDATE: New talent coming soon to W.C.W. Stay tuned to find out who.

[WTIC]

LOL @ Brown Starfish's debut! Only a matter of time till that happened!

And I am putting all my money on Dr B in his match against S.D.!

[neilybob]

You know how i like to please the W.C.W fans.

[neilybob]

Card 40 Super card PPV

The show starts with exploding pyros by the entrance ramp. The fading light of the pyros shows a figure standing by the entrance ramp holding a sign that says" Down with Dr. B". The figure sees security approaching and jumps over the security railing and makes his way through the crowd with security trying to catch up to him.

The scene switches to ringside where Eric Bischoff and Hank Hill are at the announcers table.

Eric Bischoff(laughing)" I guess theres one person whos not afraid to speak his mind around here. Why even you've afraid of Mr. Neily Hank."

Hank Hill" I'm not afraid of Mr. Neily , Bischoff and you know it. Besides there is a thing called freedom of speech you know."

Eric Bischoff" Yeah yeah what ever Hank. Btw shall we start the show now ?"

Hank Hill" Eric just shut up will ya ?(turns toward camera)" Now lets get on with the show fans."

As the camera turns towards the ring. Hank Hill gives Eric Bischoff a dirty look.

MATCHES

1.King Kong Bundy/Bud Bundy vs Wolf and Steven Q

The bundy team loses by dq when Bud Bundy rams Steven Q's head into a steel pole.

2.Screech Powers vs Jerry Lawler best 2 out of 3 falls.

Jerry Lawler was too much for Screech Pwers as he beat Screech Powers in two quick falls. the first after a sunset flip. The second after a piledriver

3.Dr. B vs S.D Jones

S.D Jones pinned Dr. B after a philly shuffle/ko punch

4.1 Man Gang vs Ultimate Warrior hair vs hair match

The Ultimate Warrior pinned 1 Man Gang after a sucessful death jump.The Warrior managed to shave off 2/3 of the 1 Man Gangs hair before he escaped.

5.Amish Girls W/ WTIC vs Ncky Hilton/Madusa Micelli

The Amish girls lost by pinfall after Madusa pinned Kalona after a madusa mauler

6.Irish Heat vs Buddy Landell

Irish Heat submitted to Buddy Landell after a figure four by Landell

7.Strafe vs Masked Margaux

Strafe pinned Masked Margaux after a terminal height

8.Rick Martel vs Nikolai Volkoff

Martel lose by pinfall after Volkoff pinned Martel with a sunsetflip

9.TroubleShooters w/Phanasty vs Scimitar/Gyrt

Scimitar and Gyrt lose by pinfall after Bomb pinned Gyrt after a troubleshooter pressslam

10.K.Dogg vs Iron Hand

Iron Hand pinned K.Dogg after a i run this fed

11.Luna Vachon vs Nurse Elizabeth

Luna Vachon pinned Nurse Elizabeth after a lunar eclipse

12.Pete Cottontail vs Cuddley Claw

Pete Cottontail pinned Cuddley Claw after a lucky humans foot

13.Destina vs NightMare Nikki Cage Match

Destina pinned NightMare Nikki after a Destiny spin

14.Thantos(HWC) w/ Ms. Monroe vs Rick Rude w/ Bobby Heenan Title Match

Rick Rude pinned Thantos after a rude Awakening

After the match Rude and his manager celebrated his victory.

[neilybob]

Card 41 New Talent night house show

1.Pariah vs David Von Erich

Pariah won by DQ after Von Erich rammed his head into a steel pole

2.Fablous Chihuahua vs Assassin Z

Assassin Z won by pinfall after a rolling olympic fall

3.Postman vs Brog

Postman pinned Brog after a return to sender

4.June Beyers vs Christine Ricci(This match replaced the Major Gunns vs Fake Jan at the last minute) special ref Amazonia

Cristine Ricci won by pinfall after June Beyers missed a deathjump

5.Rage vs Tristan

Rage pinned Tristan after a all the rage

6.Cousin Luke vs Larry Zbyszko

Larry Zbyszko won by pinfall after a spinning back kick

7.Sunny vs Lacey Special Ref Amazonia

Lacey pinned Sunny after a float over impact ddt

8.Nikki vs Amber O'Neal special ref Amazonia

Nikki pinned Amber O'Neal after a bodyslam

9.Daizee Haze vs Persephone special ref Amazonia

Persephone by countout after piledriving Daizee Haze onto the concrete floor outside of the ring.

When asked by Dale Gribble why she was appointed special ref for the ladies matches. Amazonia said there were reports of a possible lunatic running around kissing the female wrestlers.

[KellyMonro007]

Good show, Neily! I am a huge fan of women wrestling as everyone knows, so I particularly enjoyed seeing those. Persephone is strong in AW-Pro too. Not sure why. Maybe I need to take another look at her card.

And any card that has Hank Hill and Dale Gribble can't be all bad!

Kelly Monro
Aw-Pro Promoter

[neilybob]

Card 42

Al Bundy vs Ric Flair

1. Al bundy pinned Ric Flair after a chairsot in a one move victory

Luann Platter vs Militia

2.Militia made Luann submit via the cobra clutch

Bud Bundy vs Wolf

3.Bud Bundy pinned Wolf after a left hook

Reggie Bennet vs Major Gunns

4.Reggie Bennet pinned Major Gunns after a tilt-a-whirl slam

G.Q Stratus vs Dr. B finisher match

5.Dr. B pinned G.Q Starus after a brainbuster

Rotund vs Screech Powers

6.Rotunda pinned Screech after a falling elbow smash

Road Warriors vs Killer Bees

7.Animal was pinned by B.Brian Blair after a stung

Rick Martel vs Undertaker

8.Undertaker pinned Martel after a tombstone piledriver

Note: Undertaker easily won despite a good fight by Martel

Oleson's vs Andre the Giant Handicap match

9.Andre made Ashely submit via a chokehold

Note: Mary-Kate refused to enter the ring thus allowing Ashley to take the brunt of the punishment

Rick Rude vs Soug

10.Rick Rude won by dq after soug rammed his head into a steel pole outside the ring.

Note: A investgation into this match was called for by Eric Bishoff.

As the show ended the nameless person with the down with Dr. B sign from card 40 made a appearance on the enttrance ramp. He managed to evade security by ducking into a ladies bathroom.

[DracoRulz]

More good shows, Neily! Homer says "Keep up the good work."

[neilybob]

OK Homer

[uewdrb]

Great card Neil,but Bud Bundy beating Wolf?The Bundy's are running wild!

uewdrb

[neilybob]

The Bundy gals will be returning on the next card.

[neilybob]

Card 43

The show opens with pyros and multi-colored spotlights sweeping the crowd. After the pyros cease Al Bundy is shown standing on the entrance ramp.

Al Bundy" Ladies and i use that term loosely and Gentlemen. due to circumstances beyond my control. The Bundy Gals wont be on the show tonight(The crowd boos loudly) This really isn't my fault. I mean if i didn't marry her and have two backstabbers for kids. I could die a happy man. But thats the way the dice roll in this thing called life. I've said what i wanted to say now lets get the show going shall we ?"

Matches

Militia vs Irish Bratz

Militia pinned the Irish Bratz after a fist a flying.

Militia" Undefeated still Why dont you hire some better talent Mr. Neily." Militia turns and kicks Irish Bratz in the ribs.

Monolith vs Andre the Giant

Monolith pinned Andre after a foward leg sweep.

Monolith" Ladies and Gentlemen you are now looking at the new Eighth wonder of the galaxy me."

The Olesons Twins vs The Amish girls w/ WTIC

The Olesons won after Ashely pinned Kalona after a double leg stomp

S.D Jones vs Steven Q w/ Wolf

S.D Jones pinned Steven Q after a suplex

After the match Wolf picked up Steven Q and carried him back to the locker room. A look of disgust on his face.

Rayd vs Jethro

Rayd pinned Jethro after a trend setta

Burger King w/ Linda Hogan vs Hulk Hogan

Before the match started Linda Hogan was shown whispering into burger Kings ear.

Burger King pinned Hulk Hogan after a double whopper.

Linda Hogan entered the ring and spat on the Hulkster. After which her and the Burger King left the ring area arm in arm.

Liz Boros vs Emma Watson

Emma Watson pinned Liz Boros after a hermione hurricana

Tiffany vs Erin Murphy

Tiffany lost by pinfall after Erin Murphy did a schoolboy rollup

Julia Duffy vs Cordelia Chase

Julia Duffy pinned Cordelia Chase after a 2nd rope piledriver

MAIN EVENT

Mr. Neily vs Dr. B

Mr. Neily made Dr. B submit after a sleeper hold.

After the match Mr. Neily returned the belt that he had took from Dr. B. He then shook Dr. B's hand in a show of good sportmanship.

Mr. Neily" Well Dr. B i will finally admit that you got a lot of spunk. So i've decided to return your belt tonight. Good luck and god bless you my friend."

The scene fades as Mr. Neily holds up Dr. B's arm.

[uewdrb]

Neil-
Cool speech by Bundy but where'd everybody go?

Militia doing well in W.C.W.!She need better competition.She is after all a 5 Time World Champion.She also held Tag Titles with several different partners.Maybe you can run something about her recent fall out with former partner Becky Slater.

Monolith The New 8th Wonder...he just got lucky.

Yeah Burger King!I never liked Hogan anyway!

I'm glad to see that Erin Murphy is still successful after dropping the TV Title.

That Mr Neily is up to something...why is he being nice to Dr B?

uewdrb

[neilybob]

The Bundy gals went shopping.

Hogan finally got what was coming to him

Erin Murphy had a good debut

Militia is unbeaten...Keep a eye out for the next show

As for Monolith being the next wonder of the world lol lets see what the undertaker has to say first.

[neilybob]

Card 44

The show opens with the camera on the two announcers Hank Hill and Eric Bischoff.

Hank Hill" Welcome once again fans to Wild and Crazy Wrestling. I'm your host Hank Hill and with me as usual is none other then Eric Bischoff. Say hello to the fans Eric.(Smiles at camera.)

Eric Bischoff" Hello Wrestling wimps Eric Bischoff here to bring you the real deal on wrestling not some choregraphed story like Hank here likes it."

Hank Hill" Mr. Bischoff i hope you remember whos the head announcer here thats me. So unless you wanna behave i suggest you leave right now."

Eric Bischoff" Ok flat top seeya later."

Eric Bischoff gets up and leaves the ring area.

Hank Hill" I wanna apolgize to you fans for the way Mr. Bischoff has been behaving. Seems he thinks he should be in charge at the announcing table not me. But for now lets forget it and watch the show ladies and gentlemen."

MATCHES

1.Wolf over Dog The Bounty Hunter by dq after Dog started a in-ring brawl.

2.Destina was pinned by Militia after a missed death jump.

After the match Militia asked for a house mic.

Militia" Mr. Neily cant you find me somebody to wrestle that knows how to wrestle ? I should be the ladies champ by now. Oh well maybe there be a real wrestler for me next week.(laughs)"

Coal Miners glove match

3.Cousin Luke submitted to Jethro in two moves after a eye gouge by Jethro.

4.Nitro was pinned by Andre the Giant after a neck hang.

5.Pete Cottontail pinned Plethaodr after a metallic running lariat

6.Becky Slater pinned Sable after a double stomp

7.Kelly Bundy w/ Peg bundy was pinned by Cheerleader Melissa after a kudo driver

8.Undertaker vs Hulk Hogan

9. Giant Baba vs Rick rude(HWC)

[neilybob]

coming soon to W.C.W

The Warlord and Barbarian plus Lord Humongus plus Glacier and Giant Gonalez plus Atushi Onita and Aja Kong