Wild and Crazy Wrestling

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Soug's reign of terror has ended!Long Live Monolith!

You told Baba to go after the wrong guy!Now Mr Neil will have to face WTIC in a Cage...crutches and all!

Ann Faris beat M-K?Was M-K combing her hair at the time?

Becky should've just kicked Bud in the hoohahs!

Why does W.C.W. keep booking that unsanitary Brown Starfish?

Militia still has that sense of humor!

WTIC pinned by Steven Q!Wolf stopped The Erkle Dance?Oh puhlese!hahaha!

This is why you have over 1200 hits!Great stuff Neily!

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[neilybob]

Militia is still unbeaten.

Think of Brown Star Fish as Mr. Hanky from South Park.

[WTIC]

Well at least I didn't get the "Stinkface" from the Brown Starfish! LOL!

[neilybob]

Thats a good idea for a match with stipulations for WTIC and somebody

[neilybob]

Mr. Neily" WTIC i dont threats this guy does."

Mr. Neily steps aside and Lord Humongus steps up.

Lord Humongus" WTIC your pain will bring me much joy."

Lord Humongus and Mr. Neily laugh.

[WTIC]

Wow, that's wild AND crazy!

[neilybob]

Card 48

The show opens with Hank Hill and Eric Bishoff at the announcers table.

Hank Hill" now before i begin Eric is there anything you wanna say ?"

Eric Bishoff" Nope cuz nobody will listen Hank."

Hank Hill" Ok thanks Greetings fans and welcome to W.C.W-

Eric Bishoff" Whoops i just remebered something Hank."

Hank Hill(Rolls eyes)" now what ?"

Eric Bishoff" I just wanted to announce that this will be my last night here at W.C.W(The fans cheer loudly.) And I'm really going to miss the fans NOT You may continue your tirade now Hank."

Hank Hill" As i was about to say before being cutoff.(Looks at Bishoff) Tonights card will be a large one and the main event will be Monoith vs Giant Baba in a best two of three falls.(Looks at Bishoff again.) So lets go to ringside."

Matches

Gerard Stratus vs Kerry Von Erich

Von Erich made Stratus submit via the iron claw.

Hank Hill" Wow thats was a quick match. It was over in 4 moves."

Eric Bishoff" If i knew it would end that quick. I would've gone to the can."

Dog The Bounty Hunter vs Mr. ?

Mr. ? pinned Dog The Bounty Hunter after a sunset flip and rollup.

SchickelGruber vs Wolf w/ Steven Q

Schickel Gruber pinned Wolf after a das blitzkreig.

George South vs HackSaw Jim Duggan(NWC)

Duggan pinned South after a flying spear.

Hulk Hogan/Undertaker w/ WTIC vs New Age Outlaws

Undertaker pinned Billy Gunn after a tombstone piledriver.

WTIC grabbed a extra mike off the ring announcers table and enterd the ring.

WTIC" Great job boys i'm glad you could pull it off. As for the morons at the SWO. I've got one word for you LOSERS.

Militia vs Julia Duffy

Militia pinned Julia Duffy in two moves after a fists a flying.

WTIC pushed Militia out of the way.

WTIC" Who cares about some bimbo whos unbeaten ? The big news is the arrival of my tag team of Hulk Hogan and the Undertaker. They are the big news now.

Eric Bishoff(Shouting)" You tell them WTIC you the man."

WTIC" Thanks Eric lets talk later ok ? C'mon guys i'm ready to leave now."

Hulk Hogan and Undertaker pick up WTIC and put himon their shoulders and head towards the entrance ramp.

Jerry Lawler vs Larry Zbysko

Lawler defeated Zbysko by countout after he threw fire at him and Zbysko refused to get back in the ring.

Cordelia Chase(In a SWO tank top) vs Irish Bratz

Cordelia Chase pinned Irish Bratz after a cordys sweet kiss.

The titan-tron came on and it showed WTIC in the locker room.

WTIC" Hey babe why dont you come back here and party with me ?(smiles)(His smile turns to a frown when Cordelia gives him the finger) Fine then you had your chance you cow."

The titan-tron shuts off.

Peg Bundy vs Ms. Monro

Peg Bundy pinned Ms.Monro after a knee to the midsection.

MAIN EVENT best 2 out of 3 falls

Giant Baba vs Monolith

Giant Baba Neckbreaker drop

Monlith End of all things

Giant Baba sunset flip and rollup

The camera switches to WTIC locker room. Where he's shown with his arms around 2 unkown women.

WTIC" Party like its 2009 babes."

The scene fades as WTIC pops a wine cork.

[WTIC]

"...or party like it's 2099!" LOL! ;D

[neilybob]

Card 49

The opening centers on the head announcer Hank Hill.

Hank Hill" Greetings wrestling fans as you all know by now. Mr Bischoff is no longer employed by W.C.W Why you ask ? dang if i know. So let me introduce his temporary replacement Missy Hyatt."

The camera focuses on the entrance ramp as Missy Hyatt enters the ring area. She waves at the fans as she makes her way to ringside.

Hank Hill" Welcome to W.C.W Miss Hyatt."

Missy Hyatt" You can drop the formal stuff Hank and just call me Missy ok ?"

Hank Hill" Ok Missy since this is your first night here. You wanna tell the fans whats on tap ?"

Missy Hyatt" Why sure Hank. Fans tonight Hollywood will be debuting vs CatWoman Eartha. Also Dog the bounty Hunter takes on Shawn Atlas who is also debuting here tonight. Plus Julia Duffy takes on the winless Ms. Monro.Buffy makes her return to W.C.W tonight as she takes on Stephanie Paine. Amy Poehler takes on Nikki Ziering. Dr. B takes on everybodys favorite Al Bundy and the Main Event is WTIC vs Lord Humongus."

Hank Hill" After the way WTIC acted at the last card. Mr. Neily has barred Hulk Hogan and Undertaker from ringside. So lets get this show started then."

Missy Hyatt nods her head in agreement.

MATCHES

HollyWood vs CatWoman Eartha

HollyWood made CatWoman Eartha submit via a texas cloverleaf.

Dog the BountyHunter vs Shawn Atlas

Shawn Atlas pinned DTBH after a stormbreaker.

Julia Duffy vs Ms. Monroe w/Thantos special ref Paris Hilton

Julia Duffy pinned Ms. Monroe after a victory roll

Buffy the Vampire Slayer vs Stephanie Paine

Buffy was pinned by Stephanie after a world of paine

Amy Poehler vs Nikki Ziering

Amy Poehler pinned Nikki after a lariat

Dr. B vs Al Bundy Special Stipulation If Bundy loses he has to bathe before each match.

Al Bundy pinned Dr. B after a lets rock.

MAIN EVENT

WTIC vs Lord Humongus

Before the match started Mr. Neily was wheeled out to the entrance ramp by Nurse Elizabeth.

Lord Humongus pinned WTIC after a still arm clothesline.

[WTIC]

At least I was in the main event!

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Neily-
You've got the best mix of peoples' bootlegs!

Yup,no one gets up after The Let's Rock from Bundy!Not even Dr B!

Humongous isn't his last name Eudy?WTIC was setup!
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[neilybob]

dont know his last all i know is he's Humongus and he clobbered WTIC..lol ;D

[neilybob]

Paula Poundstone" Ladies and Gentlemen our next W.C.W card promises to be a live one. The Nerd world championship returns as does some of our MIA action stars. Also Mr. Neily announces a new belt. So tune in and lets get Wild and Crazy together."

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Go Neily GO!

[neilybob]

Card 50

The show opens with Missy Hyatt and Mr. Neily at the announcers table.

Mr. Neily" Greetings fans and welcome to another night of Wild and Craziness. Tonight main event is Lord Humongus vs Soug.Anything you wanna add Missy ?"

Missy Hyatt" Why yes Mr. Neily I sure the fans wanna know why there's no ladies champ here in W.C.W ? Also i think-"

Mr. Neily" Ok Missy lets get the show started."

Missy Hyatt gives Mr. Neily a dirty look as the camera switches to ringside.

MATCHES

Cordelia Chase(In a pink SWO t-shirt) vs Paris Hilton in a cage match.

Cordelia chase won by exiting the cage.

Militia vs Slayer Faith

Missy Hyatt" Come on Militia you can do it."

Mr. Neilly" Are you going to be like this all during the show ?"

Missy Hyatt" Yep get use to it."

Slayer Faith pinned Militia after a ballbuster

Dr. B And WTIC vs the Bundy Men

WTIC won the match for his team by pinning Al Bundy after a pervs elbow.

Amy Poehler vs Becky Slater

Amy Poehler pinned Becky Slater after a snl lariat

Brown StarFish vs Nitro

Missy Hyatt sprays perfume on Brown StarFish as he walks by.

Mr. Neily" Thank god you'll get a merit raise for that good job."

Nitro by countout after nailed a high cross body block.

(Commerical Break as the cleaning crew sprays the ring with disinfection)

Le Muskteer vs Steven Q W/ Wolf

Steven Q pinned Le Muskteer after a springboard body block.

Lu Anne Platter vs Jennie Belle

Missy Hyatt" Come on Jennie beat that neice of a petrol salemen."

Mr. Neily" Will you stop already ? Her uncle is the head announcer here."

Jennie Bell pinned Lu Ann Platter after a tornado punch.

Bad Santa/Emma Watson/Miss Monro vs Screech and the Oleson Twins Six man tag action.

Missy Hyatt" Shouldn't that be six person not six man Mr. Neily ?"

Mr. Neily" Is that all you can do is pick pick ?" (Rolls Eyes)

Emma Watson won for team by pinning Ashley Oleson after a Watson waistlock.

"HackSaw" Jim Duggan(NWC) vs Plethador title match

Plethador pinned Jim Duggan after a sunset flip and rollup.

Note: Plethador is the new Nerd World Champion.

Missy Hyatt" Time to make that announcement now Neily"

Mr. Neily" Sounds good."

Mr. Neily enters the ring and is handed a microphone.

Mr. Neily" Ladies and Gentlemen and fans of all ages. Strarting on the next card will be the start of the faction war between myself, Dr. B, Miss Monro and WTIC. Also a new belt will be debuted Thank you and now on with the show."

Lord Humongus vs Soug(HWC)

Lord Humongus" Where is that pipsqueak Soug ? If hes not here by the count of ten. I win the belt by forefit."

Referee" Wait a minute Mr. Humongus. I'm the one that makes the count not you."

1...

2...

3...

4...

The ref looks towards the entrance ramp.

5...

6...

7...

The ref looks at Mr. Neily

Lord Humongus" Just count and stop dragging your heels about it.

8...

9...

10...

The bell rings. The ref walks over to the side of the ring and is handed the belt by a offical.

Referee" I hereby proclaim Lord Humongus the winner by forefit."

The referee hands the belt to Lord Humongus. The fans start to boo and throw garbage towards the ring.

The scene fades to black as Lord Humongus and Missy Hyatt celebrate his victory....

[WTIC]

The Perv's Elbow will get them every time!

[neilybob]

He's been lucky with it so far. But say tuned fans.

[neilybob]

I know i gotta do a card for this sometime.

[KellyMonro007]

You do make some great WCW stuff, Neily! I can't wait for the next edition!

Kelly Monro

[neilybob]

Promo

The Warlord and Barbarian are met by Jim Cornette at the wrestlers entrance.

Jim Cornette" Sorry gents you cannot enter because you dont work in this fed."

Ms. Monroe walks up behing Jim Cornette.

Ms. Monroe" Step aside string bean these two are my new employees. So step aside and let them in."

Jim Cornette" You know Mr. Neily's rule. They cant enter if they aren't employed here."

Ms. Monroe turns on her cellphone and speeddials a number.

Ms. Monroe" Hello Mr. Neily Ms. Monroe here. It seems my two new employees are being barred by Jim Cornette. Uh Uh.(To Cornette) Mr. Neily said to get your butt in his office asap or yesterday."

Jim Cornette" Dang it woman he placed me in charge of security around here."

Ms. Monroe" Thats between you and him Cornette.(To Warlord and Barbarian) Please enter gentlemen our locker room is this way."

Ms. Monroe sticks her tongue out at Jim cornette as she walks by him.

Scene fades to black.