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Post by darkrider on Aug 11, 2008 4:28:06 GMT -5
Keep your pants on.
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Post by darkrider on Aug 11, 2008 18:38:16 GMT -5
CARD 12
PART 2 of the HWC BATTLE ROYAL
Curt Henning tossed Buff Bagwell over the top rope.
Greg Valetine tossed Curt Henning over the top rope
Greg Valetine tossed Buddy Rogers over the top rope.
George South tossed Greg Valetine over the top rope.
Ric Flair tossed George south over the top rope.
Ric Flair tossed Varsity over the top rope.
Jerry Lawler tossed Ric Flair over the top rope.
Sabu tossed Jerry Lawler over the top rope.
Jim Duggan tossed Sabu over the top rope.
Lord Rahl eliminated the following while drunk
Jim Duggan
T.K
Hulk Hogan
Bud Bundy eliminated Lord Rahl
Al Bundy Elimanted Bud Bundy despite being injured in the match.
Al bundy also eliminated
Kati
Nitro
Grumpy Big Bee eliminated Al Bundy
Booker T eliminated Grumpy Big Bee to win the battle royal and the right to face Wolf for the HWC belt at card 13.
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Post by darkrider on Aug 12, 2008 17:52:45 GMT -5
COMING UP ON CARD 13
Dark Match Screech vs Ron and Don Harris And Larry/Curt Henning. Special ref Groucho Marx.
1.Daisy Duke(debut) vs April hunter
2.Legion of doom vs Soug world order
3.Jodie Foster(debut) vs Soleil Moon-Frye(debut)
4.Angel(debut) vs Rouser
5.Rocking Rebels vs Trudi Denucci(debut and Beth Phoenix
Nerd belt title shot
"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan vs Wally The Slow Ass Postman
HWC title match
Wolf vs Booker T the winner set the stipulations.
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Post by darkrider on Aug 13, 2008 5:06:25 GMT -5
PROMO
Mr. Neily is shown entering the building when he runs into Britney.
Britney" You look mad boss did Urkel beat you ?"
Mr. Neily" Never ever mention that name around me again. Anything happen while i was gone ?"
Britney looks at her I Pod.
Britney" Card 14 is set. Also the L.O.D are in your office waiting for you."
Screech Powers walks by.
Screech" How was the match with Urkel ?"
MR. Neily" Shut up about that Screech you moron. Britney"
Sign Screech up for a handicap match with Larry and Curt Henning."
Screech" Geez you've a bear . did Urkel beat you?"
Mr. Neily" Make it a 4 on 1. Ask the Bruise Brothers to take part."
Britney" Yes sir." (to Screech)" Keep your mouth shut Screech in the bosses vicinity ok ?"
Screech" OK."
Mr.Neily walks towards his office.
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Post by darkrider on Aug 14, 2008 15:05:49 GMT -5
Card 13
Dark Match
Screech Powers lost to the Bruise Brothers and the Hennings by pinfall. After a perfect-plex by curt Henning. After the match The Hennings attempted to inflict more pain on Screech. But the Bruise Brothers grab two chairs and laid out the Hennings.
Ron Harris" You guys are lowly scum to attack that kid after the match."
Don Harris" Yeah why don't try that with us ? I will say this for the kid. He took a lot of punishment but he took like a man. Kid we dont respect anybody but tonight you've earned our's. So anytime you need our help. You'll get it no problem. The Bruise Brothers pick up Screech and place him on their shoulders.
MATCHES
Daisy Duke lost to April hunter after a sunset flip and cover.
The L.O.D beat the S.W.O by pinfall after Rayd missed a deathjump and Hawk pinned him. Soug was beside himself in disbelief.
Jodie Foster pinned Solie Moon-Frye after a top rope hurricana.
Angel pinned Rouser after a crucfixcation.
The Rocking Rebels lost to Beth Phoenix and Trudi Denucci by pinfall. After a Glamazon suplex by Beth Phoenix by Beth Phoenix.
NERD BELT MATCH
"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan pinned Wally "The slow ass postman" after a flying spear by duggan.
HWC BELT MATCH
Wolf lost to Booker T after a scissors kick by Booker T. After the match Booker T did a flying elbow smash from the top of the turnbuckle onto Wolf Thus injuring him for 5 cards.
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Post by darkrider on Aug 15, 2008 8:12:02 GMT -5
Matches for card 14
The Bruise Brothers vs the Hennings
Brutus Beefcake vs Rouser
Kati vs Nitro*
Tonya Harding vs Peg Bundy
Main Event
Hulk Hogan vs Mensar
* Due to a mix up by Britney(again) Sabu was asked to replace Nitro.
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Post by darkrider on Aug 19, 2008 8:33:49 GMT -5
Card 14
The Show opens with Mr. Neily in the ring.
MR. Neily" Folks due to errors beyond my control. Some of the matches for tonight will not be shown. (crowd boos) So all concessions tonight will be on the house.(crowd cheers). So lets get this show started and enjoy."
MATCHES
Soug was pinned by "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan after a flying spear by Duggan. After the match a mysterious figure wearing a S.W.O shirt came down to ringside. Soug and the unkown figure double teamed Duggan. Duggan was injured and is out for 8 cards.
WINNER: Duggan by pinfall
Lord Rahl came to ringside carrying a beer stein and weaving. He finished what was in the stein. He gave the stein to a fan.
Lord Rahl lost by Dq to Ric Flair by dq. After Rahl started a brawl with Flair. The ref called for the bell after Rahl refused to stop brawling. More refs entered the ring and seperated the wrestlers.
WINNER Ric Flair by dq
Moolah over Sable by count out. After Sable piledrived Moolah on the announcers table. Moolah continued the assualt after the ref counted out Sable. Sable was injured and is out for 5 cards.
WINNER Moolah by countout
The Hennings beat the L.O.D by pinfall. After Curt Henning pinned Hawk in the center of the ring after a henning plex.
WINNER L.O.D by pinfall
The Olsen Twins lost by pinfall to the Bundy gals.After Kelly pinned Ashely after a verminator.
WINNER Bundy Gals by pinfall
Daisy Duke and April Hunter Beat the lady deuce team by pinfall. After Daisy duke pinned Roxy Rampage after a duke dive/rollup.The Deuce Ladys attacked Daisy Duke after the bell. Injuring Daisy Duke for 5 cards.
WINNER:Daisy Duke /April Hunter by pinfall
Sabre/Varsity pinned Daffney/GBB after a whipsaw kick by Sabre on Daffney. After the match Sabre continued the assualt on Daffney while Varsity and GBB fought outside the ring.
WINNER Sable/Varsity
The scene switches to Mr. Neily's office where he confronts Britney.
Mr. Neily" Thats it Britney pack your stuff and get out. You're FIRED."
Britney" But boss i tryed my best. Please reconsider please.(Britney starts crying.)
Mr. Neily" NO i've had it with stupidity. No more."
Britney leaves the room crying. Mr. Neily picks up his phone.
Mr. Neily" Ask ? Mis Monroe to come to my office. After the show please."
MAIN EVENT
HWC non-title match
Brutus Beefcake lost to Booker T(HWC) by pinfall. After Booker t pinned Beefcake with a missle dropkick. Booker T's music plays as Booker T holds the belt in the air.
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Post by darkrider on Aug 21, 2008 12:18:58 GMT -5
Coming up on card 15
Mr. Neily signs two new wrestlers. (one will wrestle on card 15)
Mr. Neily promotes LuAnn to female trainer.
Matches
The Bruise Brothers w/Screech vs The Hennings
Sabu vs Kati
Tonya Harding vs Peg Bundy
Brutus Beekcake vs Rouser
Sting vs Hulk Hogan
The Olsen Twins vs The Rocking Rebels
MAIN EVENT
Buffy/Faith vs Sabre/Moolah
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Post by darkrider on Aug 24, 2008 12:44:10 GMT -5
The show opens in Mr. Neilys office. He is shown talking to a Luanne.
Mr. Neily" Now that Ms. monroe is my new assistant. I'm promoting you to Female trainer. I know you can do a good job."
Luanne" But whos going to hold the belts during the matches now?"
Mr.Neily" Let me worry about that Luanne. Now go do your job and keep our female wrestlers fit ok ?"
Luanne" Yes sir Mr. Neily."
Kelly Monroe walks in.
Mr. Neily" Can i help you Kelly ?"
Kelly Monroe" Promise you wont get mad if i tell you something ?"
Mr. Neily" Whats wrong ?"
Kelly Monroe" Well Rouser has asked to be released from his contract."
Mr. Neily" nothing wrong with that. It's his loss not our's right ?"
Kelly Monroe" Thats ok by me as well."
Mr. Neily smiles.
The scene switches to the ring.
MATCHES
1.The Bruise Brothers lose by submission to the Hennings. After Curt Henning uses a sleeper on Don Harris.
2.Sabu loses by pinfall to Kati. After a cross body block off the turnbuckle.
3.Judy Martin comes down to ringside wearing a refs shirt.Tonya Harding is pinned by Peg Bundy after a big red
legdrop.
4.Brutus Beefcake pins Tone Crusher(debut). After Brutus Beefcake moved and Tone Crusher ran into the turnbuckle. Beefcake rolled up Tone Crusher for a quick 1-2-3.
5.Sting(debut) was pinned by Hulk Hogan after a piledriver.
6.The Olsen Twins beat the Rocking Rebels after Ashley rammed Robin Rocker face into the turnbuckle.
7.Faith and Buffy w/ Mellony over Moolah and Romy Ravhin by pinfall. After a knee drop by Faith onto Moolah. Faith rolled up Moolah for a quick 1-2-3.
MAIN EVENT
Nurse Veronica and Amy Action approached ringside and handed the ref a envelope. The ref looked into the envelope and called for the house mike.
Refree" The show has been extended by one card. It'll be Nurse Veronica and Amy Action verus April Hunter and Tech Candy.
8. April Hunter and Tech Candy over Amy Action and Nurse Veronica by dq. After Amy Action ignored the ref's order and hit Tech Candy with brass knuckles. The Ref called for the bell. He took out another envelope and started counting the money from both envelopes. The ref forgot the show hadn't ended and was attacked by all four woman wrestler's.
The scene fades to black as security enters the ring and seprates the ref from the woman wrestlers.
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Post by darkrider on Aug 24, 2008 12:49:27 GMT -5
Coming up on card 16
Ric Flair vs Soug
Angel vs Lord Rahl
Jim Duggan (nerd champion) verus Thantos.
Buff Bagwell vs Bud Bundy
Moolah vs Sable
April Hunter vs Peg bundy
Madusa Micceli vs Angel Williams vs Amazing Kong vs Jodie Foster in a four corners match
Ashley Olsen vs Judy Martin
Mary Kate Olsen vs Luna Vachon
MAIN EVENT non title match
Pimp Booker T W/ Kelly Bundy and Peg Bundy vs Grumpy Big Bee
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Post by darkrider on Sept 4, 2008 19:16:36 GMT -5
Time to get W.C.W back on track.
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Post by darkrider on Sept 5, 2008 8:15:41 GMT -5
W.C.W card 16
The show starts with Ms. Monroe in the ring.
Ms.Monroe" Welcome fans to another edition of W.C.W wrestling. Mr. Neily couldn't be here tonight as he's on vacation(chuckles to self). Tonights card main event is Pimp Daddy Booker T vs GrumpyBigBee. Before i forget Luann will you come to ringside please ?"
5 minutes later Luanne Platter comes down to ringside.
Luanne" Yes Ms.Monroe ?"
Ms. Monroe" Luanne i just wanted you to know that your doing a great job in keeping the female wrestlers in shape."
Luanne" Why thank you Ms.Monroe."
Ms. Monroe" Mr. Neily told me that he has promoted you to be my aide-de-camp. This promotion will begin after the next card. Once thanks for doing a good job. Now lets get on with the show."
MATCHES
Ric Flair was pinned by Soug after a alien kill.
Harker Dirge(filling in for Angel) pinned Lord Rahl after a sunset flip and cover.
Al Bundy lost by dq to Thantos after Al bundy bodyslammed Thantos on the concrete floor outside the ring. Thantos was injured and is out for 8 cards.
Buff Bagwell over bud Bundy by dq. After the Bundy family came down to ringside to attack buf f Bagwell.
Moolah submitted to Sable after a chickenwing.
April Hunter was pinned by Peg Bundy after a big red legdrop by Bundy.
Four corners elimination match
Amazing Kong lost to Jodie Foster
Jodie Foster was eliminated by Angel Williams
Madusa Micelli was eliminated by Angel Williams. Madusa was injured and is out for 4 cards.
Angel Williams was the winner.
Ashley Olsen pinned Hurricane Havana after a face jammer.
Mary-Kate Olsen pinned Luna Vachon after a 2nd rope ddt.
MAIN EVENT
Pimp Daddy Booker T w/ Kelly Bundy lost by pinfall to GGB after a sunsetflip and cover. After the match Kelly Bundy and Booker T double teamed GBB.Pimp Daddy Booker T did two backbreakers on GBB injuring him for 6 cards.
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Post by darkrider on Sept 8, 2008 17:04:02 GMT -5
Coming up on card 17 A no-ma'am wrestling card.  (Special note: Dr. B will be the special guest ref for the matches.) 1.Baron Kristoff vs Aspin Northstar 2.Pee Wee Herman vs Wally the Slow Ass Postman 3.Bloodclaw vs Josh Webb 4.Bud Bundy vs Jerry"The King" Lawler 5.Animal vs Larry Henning 6.Varsity vs Greg Valetine 7.Torn vs Sting 8.Romulus vs Tone Crusher 9.Johnny Valetine vs Don Harris Promo Johnny Rocket" I'm here with Al"the shoeman" Bundy. Al i've got some questions." Al Bundy" Sure Johnny Rocket let me get comfy first." Al sits on his couch and looks at Johnny. Johnny Rocket" Ok first question What will be the name of this card ?" Al Bundy" Well Johnny the name of this PPV will be the first NO MA'AM tourney. I discussed this with Mr. Neily and he said" OK Bundy go with it. Just make sure you bath first alright ?" Johnny Rocket" Will you keep your word ?" (Makes face as nose starts to run.) Al Bundy" Well judging from the way your eyes are watering. I guess you know the answer to that already." Johnny sparys some Febreze in the air. Johnny Rocket " Ah much better. Ok second question. Do you think the ladies will want their own PPV ?" Al Bundy" Who cares Johnny Just remember folks you heard it here first." Johnny Rocket" Question three. What will the future of W.C.W be ?" Al Bundy" Take that up with Mr. Neily willya ?. I'm going to watch some sports now." Al turns on the tv and stares at it like a child. Johnny Rocket" Well that ends our interview for now. Seeya at the PPV fans." The scene fades to black as Johnny Rocket starts to watch the tv. |
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Post by darkrider on Sept 12, 2008 17:01:10 GMT -5
Card 17 PPV NO M'A'A'M Pre-show call Mr. Neily" Hello WTIC  It's me Mr. Neily just returning your call about our friday night poker game. So are you in or out ? I see yeah uh uh. Well you take care of yourself and i'll see you at the next poker game." Mr. Neily hanh=gs up the phone. He exits his chair and heads for ringside. MEANWHILE in the lady's locker room. Peg Bundy" I Cant believe al talked Mr. Neily into having this PPV." Ms. Monroe" Dont worry i've have a talk with Mr. Neily and let him know that how we feel about this." MEANWHILE....In the mens locker room Al Bundy" Any seen my son Bud ? He's got a important match tonight vs Don Harris." Hawk" Maybe he's hiding behind under his mommys dress." The whole locker room bursts out laughing. Al Bundy" Quiet Hawk or one day it'll be you and me in the ring." Hawk" OOh i'm really scared Bundy. But anytime you wanna lock up. I'm ready for you." Al Bundy" Damn where could he be ? He knows how important this is to me." Matches 1. Baron Kristoff pinned Aspin northstar after a sovereign strecth. 2.Bad Santa(Filling in for PeeWee Herman) pinned Wally the slow ass postman after a missle toe hold. 3.Blood Claw pinned Joshua Webb after a black haven 4.Johnny Valetine refused to re-enter the ring after Jerry"The King" Lawler threw a fireball at him. Thus Valetine was counted out by the ref. 5.Animal pinned Larry Henning after a powerslam. Curt Henning attacked Animal after he left the ring. Curt Henning piledrived Animal on the concrete floor. This injured Animal who is out for 10 cards. 6.Varsity submitted to Greg Valetine after a figure four by Valetine. 7.Torn pinned Sting after a crossfire clone. 8.Romulus pinned Tone Crusher after a battered and bruised. Bud Bundy thinking that the card was over. Crawled out from under the ring only to be picked up by his opponet Don Harris and forced into the ring. 9.Bud Bundy pinned Don Harris after a bundy bomb. After the match Don Harris extended his hand to Bud and the y shook hands. Don Harris then held up Bud Bundys arm. Backstage Al Bundy saw this and a tear rolled down his face. Al Bundy" Thats my boy." Al quickly wiped away his tears. End of show |
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Post by uewdrb on Sept 12, 2008 20:32:08 GMT -5
Neil - That was a great card!Bad Santa...mistle toe hold.That's funny!After all that Bud won his match.He's better than we give him credit for!Hey Lawler did good this week he beat WTIC on my side and got Johhny Valentine
counted out because of a little fireball...
uewdrb
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Post by darkrider on Sept 13, 2008 5:55:00 GMT -5
Coming up on card 18
Jerry Lawler vs Johnny Valetine re-match in the cage....thats all for now.
Hulk Hogan vs Al"The shoeman" Bundy.
Kelly Bundy vs Moolah
Peg Bundy vs Robin Rebel
Bud Bundy vs Ric Flair
Jethro vs Herman Munster w/ Grandpa Munster
Rayd vs Harker Dirge
Contract ladder match
Steve Urkel vs ?
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Post by darkrider on Sept 24, 2008 4:47:55 GMT -5
Mr. Neily and Ramona Rocker at the sports bar.
Ramona" I won that belt over at the other fed Mr. Neily."
Mr.Neily" I know babe and we here at W.C.W are proud of you."
Ramona" How about bringing back Urkel he's weird but a nice guy."
Mr. Neily" I'll think about it Ramona. Right now lets savor your victory. Hey everybody drinks are on me."
Ramona" Besides the bartender we're the only two here."
Mr.Neil" I know Mr.Bartender two more drinks and one for yourself."
The Bartender smiles as he pours himself a beer.
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Post by uewdrb on Sept 24, 2008 15:53:59 GMT -5
Neil,
Now that's funny!Urkel huh?In a Contract Ladder Match.Any wrestler you can get to do the deed!Winner gets to keep his contract and wins his opponent's contract for either W.C.W. or LGW.This could be a really cool storyline!
uewdrb
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Post by darkrider on Sept 24, 2008 17:09:12 GMT -5
But who cold Urkel face ? hmm
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Post by uewdrb on Sept 24, 2008 18:04:10 GMT -5
You could pick one of the Big Mean COTG guys.Some of them look pretty invinceable.
uewdrb
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It's me Mr. Neily just returning your call about our friday night poker game. So are you in or out ? I see yeah uh uh. Well you take care of yourself and i'll see you at the next poker game."
