Wild and Crazy Wrestling

[WTIC]

As I just said, "Al Bundy rules!" Keep this fed rolling, Neily!

[darkrider]

Matches signed so far for card 7

Nichole Bass vs Moolah

Rouser vs Screech Powers W/ Zach Morris KING OF THE NERDS match.

The Olsen twins W/ Johnny Rocket vs April Hunter and Sable.

Steven Q Urkel vs Irwin R. Shyster in the cage.

The Road Warriors vs the Valentines

The Rocking Rebels vs The Glamour Gals.

[darkrider]

Card 7

Opening scene

Mr. Neily is shown working at his desk when his secretary Britney Spears comes running into the room.

Britney(Trying to catch her breath)" Bad news boss. Half of the talent is not here tonight."

Mr. Neily" What ? Aw geez. call out our backups and i'll make the announcements."

Britney Spears leaves the room. Mr. Neily leaves 2 minutes later and makes his way to ringside. Meanwhile Britney is showing entering the ladies locker room.

Britney" Rotunda ? Your replacing Nichole Bass. She didn't show up."

Rotunda" Alright girlie let me get dressed first."

Meanwhile Mr. Neily enters the ring.

Mr. Neily" Ladies and Gentlemen due to actions beyond my control. Nichole Bass didn't show up tonight. In her place will be Rotunda."

Mr. Neily's cellphone rings. He flips it open.

MR. Neily" hello Britney now what ? Sable didn't show we'll switch moolah with judy Martin then. More bad news folks Sable has also failed to appear. So we're Moolah to the tag match. She'll be replaced by judy Martin. Sorry for the changes."

Matches

Judy Martin was pinned by Rotunda after a fat lady sings by rotunda.

Mr. Neily is shown backstage headed for his office when the cellphone rings again.

Mr. Neily" Now what ? Leilani Kye didn't show up ? get Tai"killer" Weed and Beth Phoenix to fill in for the glamour Gals then. Also have the Rocking Rebels fill in for the Olsen Twins. (Mumbles to self) " That girl needs a kick in the pants."

Tai "Killer" Weed/Beth Phoenix lost to the Olsen Twins by pinfall
after a twins bat bash.

Steven Q Urkel lost to I.R.S by pinfall after I.R.S left the cage.

The Rocking Rebels lost by pinfall to April Hunter and Moolah. after Moolah pinned Robin Rebel with a school girl roll up.

Backstage Mr. Neily is show talking on his cell phone again.

Mr. Neily" Hi Al you've brought Bud and Kelly with you ? Meet me at my office in five minutes then.( To self) Unless Britney screwed that up as well."

L.O.D over the Valetines by pinfall after a overhead power slam by Animal on Greg Valetine. After the match as the L.O.D were leaving the ring area. Animal was attacked by King Kong Bundy.
Animal was injured for 4 cards.

MAIN EVENT

Rouser over Screech Powers by pinfall after a Xenophobia by Rouser.

Backstage Mr. Neily was shown popping some anti-acids and shaking his head.

Scene fades to black

[WTIC]

Tai lost? Noooooooo!

Will Britney ever get ANYTHING right?

[darkrider]

Card 8

The show opens with Pyros and multi-colored lights. Mr. Neily and Britney make their down the ramp. Britney steps over the Pyro device and is shown hitting her dress in a effort to put out the flames. A memeber of security appears with a bucket of water. He throws the water on Britney which puts out the fire and soaks Britney. Mr. Neily is shown shaking his head. Mr. Neily enters the ring as Britney remains outside of the ring.

Mr. Neily" Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome to the latest card in the W.C.W. Tonight the Rocking Rebels take on the team of Moolah and April hunter in a rematch from the last card. So lets get this show started."

Mr. Neily leaves the ring and heads for the ramp with Britney following. Britney makes to watch her step over the pyro device as she leaves.

MATCHES

1. Leilankai and Judy Martin lose to the Bundy girls W/ Bud bundy by pinfall. After Kelly pins Leilankai with a verminator.

2. Soug/Rayd vs Steven Q Urkel. The match is about to start when Soug holds up his hand.

Soug" Excuse me mate. What do you say we make this a special match ?"

Steven Q" How so Mr. soug ?"

Soug" It'll be me and my friend Rayd vs you in a handicap match"

Steven Q" Funny you dont look handicapped."

Soug" No no mate. I mean a two vs one match. Winner leaves the fed. What do you say ?"

Steven Q" Well alright but remember it's loser leaves town."

Soug and Rayd beat Steven Q by pinfall. After Rayd pinned Steven Q after a Bangkok rules. Steven Q looks dejected as he leaves the ring area.

Soug" Bye bye Steven Q."

Soug and Rayd laugh as the crowd boos them.

3. Sable pinned tonya Harding after a sable bomb.

4.Al Bundy W/ Bud Bundy pinned Kati. After a lets rock.

5.Josh Webb pinned Sabu after a superbomb by Webb.

6.Booker T was pinned bty Blood Claw after a dark triangle.

After the match Bloodclaw's ally Baron Kristoff came down to ringside and helped Bloodclaw beat up Booker T. Booker was hurt and is out for 5 cards.

7.Rouser was pinned by Lord Rahl after repeated elbow strikes by Rahl.

Rahl is the new nerd champion.

MAIN EVENT

8.The Rocking Rebels lost by pinfall to April Hunter and Moolah.

After Moolah pinned Ramona Rocker after a knee drop to the head.

Ramona Rocker was helped by Robin Rebel to the first aid station.

Meanwhile backstage....

Mr. Neily" Britney i can't believe that your so stupid that you would walk over a pyro device."

Britney(Crying)" I'm sorry boss guess i wasn't watching where i was going.."

Mr. Neily" Stop trying to suck up and think for crying out loud."

Mr. Neily pops another anti-acid as the scene fades.

[uewdrb]

Neil - Great card!I can't believe Tonya Harding lost Sable!Where's the lead pipe?
Urkel is outta there?Boooo!Britney's storyline is intriging.

Bruce

[darkrider]

Glad you like it dude. Just wait until you see whats coming up on card 9. Giggles

[darkrider]

Promo

Pee Wee Herman is shown entering Mr. Neily's office.

Pee Wee" Mr. Neily you better stop treating Britney this way or i might have to take drastic action."

Mr. Neily" Oh like what ? Your going to run me over with your bike ?"

Pee Wee" Leave my bike out of this. I'm gonna challenge you to enter the ring is what i'm gonna do."

Mr. Neily (Laughing) " You wrestle ? You couldn't whip a frozen egg."

Pee Wee" Wanna bet ? I'll bet my bike vs your job as owner of this fed. Or don't you have the scones ?"

Mr. Neily stands up.

Mr. Neily" Ooh your scaring me Pee Weed. Ok i'll face you in the ring on card 10. Hope you clean your bike before the match though. Also if you lose you can't EVER come back into this fed. Deal ?"

Pee Wee and Mr. Neily shake hands.

[darkrider]

Coming up on card 9

Mr. Neily and Pee Wee sign the pre match contract.

[darkrider]

Card 9 line up

Hulk Hogan/ Brutus Beefcake vs Soug/Rayd

Wally the slow ass postman vs Nitro

Moolah/April Hunter vs Robin Rebel/Ramona Rocker

The Upstart Punks vs Ron/don Harris The Bruise brothers

IRS vs Screech Powers cage match

Tonya Harding/Josh Webb vs Al/Peg Bundy

Nerd Championship

Lord Rahl vs Irish Heat

Main Event

Olsen Twins vs Allison Danger/Kelly Bundy W/ Bud Bundy

[darkrider]

Card 9

The show opens with Mr. Neily and Pee Wee in the middle of the ring also with them is Pee Wee girlfriend. Mr. Neily opens his suitcase and pulls out the contract.

Mr. Neily" Here you go Pee Wee lets make this all nice and legal shall we ?"

Pee Wee" I'm going to wipe that smirk off your face. Wait until you see what i've got planned for this rat trap of a fed."

Pee Wee signs the contract and hands it over to Mr. Neily. Who signs it as well.

Mr. Neily" Seeya at the next card PEEE WEEE."

Mr. Neily laughs all the way back to the ramp.

Matches

Hulk Hogan and Brutus Beefcake lose to Rayd and Soug by pinfall. After Soug pinned Beefcake after a deathjump in the center of the ring.

Wally the slow ass Postman was pinned by Nitro after a kinetic superkick.

Moolah and April Hunter lost by pinfall to the Rocking Rebels. After Moolah was pinned by Ramona Rocker after a rocker sault.

The Upstart Punks lost to the Bruise Brothers by pinfall. After Ron Harris pinned Romulus after a power slam.

IRS lost to Screech Powers in a cage match. After Screech Powers climbed out of the cage.

Mixed tag team

Rouser and Rotunda over GBB and Daffney by pinfall. After Daffney pinned Rotunda after a diving hurricana.

Tonya Harding and Josh Webb over Al and Peg bundy by pinfall. After Josh Webb pinned Al bundy with a running slam.

Nerd Championship

Lord Rahl pinned Irish Heat after a overhead throw.

Note: Lord Rahl came to the ring sober.

MAIN EVENT

The Olsen Twins over Allison Danger and Kelly Bundy by pinfall. After Mary-Kate pinned Allison Danger after a double leg drop.

[uewdrb]

Cool card!Wally TSA Postman,he might be slow but he has a good superkick!
Screech beat IRS in a cage?Wow!
Rouser's a girl?Didn't know that...
Harding & Webb beat The Bundys!Al needs to get angry..."LET'S ROCK!"
M-K & A are doing good!A lot better than they did in LGW/WGW!

W.C.W. Rocks!

uewdrb

[darkrider]

Rouser was in a mixed tag match

Nitro beat wally tsa postman

[darkrider]

Coming up on card 10

Mr. Neily vs Pee Wee

Bud Bundy makes his debut in the ring.

Hulk Hogan vs Nitro

Lord Rahl vs "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan for the Nerd title

Kelly Bundy vs Moolah

A returning Ric Flair vs Jerry Lawler in a finisher match

April Hunter and the Rocking Rebels vs The Olsen's and Beth Phoenix.

MAIN EVENT

Hawk vs Al Bundy in the cage Special referee Iron Hand

plus Kelly Monroe gets promoted

[darkrider]

Pre card Promo

Al and Bud Bundy are in their locker room.

Bud" Well dad tonight is my debut. I wonder who i'll be wrestling. Maybe Pamela Anderson"

Al" I dont think so Bud."

Bud" How about April Hunter ?"

Al" Your not even close Bud."

Bud" Who will i face then dad ?"

Al" Well lets just say this. She's big enough to black the sun."

Bud( Looking worried) " MMMMOOOOMMMYY."

Bud has a scared look on his face as he runs out of the room.

Al(shrugs shoulders)" Well he wanted to know."

Al looks at the camera and smiles.

[darkrider]

Card 10

The show opens with pyros and multi-colored lights. Johnny Rocket is shown inside the ring.

Johnny Rocket" Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the latest edition of W.C.W. Tonights show features Mr. Neily vs Pee Wee Herman. also Al bundy vs Hawk from the Road Warriors and tag team action with April hunter and the Roccking Rebels vs Beth Phoenix and the Oleson Twins. But before the show starts i want to call Ms. Kelly Monroe into the ring."

Kelly Monroe enters the ring.

Johnny Rocket" Kelly Mr. Neily asked me to deliver this message to you."

Kelly Monroe" Well go on Johnny."

Johnny Rocket" You've been promoted to the job of trainer for the female wrestlers starting now."

Kelly Monroe(blushing)" Thats great but who will take my place as the holder of the Nerd belt at ringside."

Johnny Rocket" I'm getting around to that. Will Ms Luanne Platter please come to ringside."

A blonde haired woman comes down to ringside. Waving at the fans as she walks down the ramp to ringside. She enters the ring and stands next to Johnny Rocket.

Johnny Rocket" Luanne let me be the first to welcome you to the W.C.W family. Your job is to hold the Nerd belt while the Nerd champ is in the ring."

Luanne Platter" Wow this is a honor to hold such a job here in the W.C.W."

Kelly Monroe" Honey your just here for so that the men at ringside can check you out."

Johnny Rocket" Kelly dont be jealous of Luanne. It being her first night and all. Why dont you go back to the ladies locker room and make sure the ladies are ready to wrestle mmmok ?"

Kelly Monroe rolls her eyes and leaves the ringside area. While Johnny Rocket escorts Luanne to her chair by the bell ringer.


MATCHES

1.Hulk Hogan pinned Nitro after a superstar legdrop.

2.Kelly Bundy was pinned by Moolah after a vertical suplex.

3.Bud bundy lost to the Amazing Kong by countout for refusing to rentering the ring.

4.Lord Rahl lost by pinfall to "Hacksaw" jim Duggan after a flying spear. Duggan is the new Nerd champion. Luanne entered the ring and strapped the belt around Duggans waist."

5.April Hunter and the Rocking Rebels beat Beth Phoenix and the Oleson Twins after a head hunter by April Hunter. After the match the Oleson Twins beat up Beth Phoenix. Beth Phoenix is out for 2 cards.

6.Ric Flair pinned Jerry Lawler after a suplex assortment.

7.Mr. Neily pinned Pee Wee after a sucessful deathjump. After the match Mr. Neily pushed Pee Wee's back to the back and threw it in the garbage compactor. While Pee Wee stood in the ring.

MAIN EVENT

8.Al Bundy was pinned by Hawk after a running clothesline.

[KellyMonro007]

Good card. I enjoy seeing that real wrestlers beat up the wanna-be's!

And why should I be jealous for some dumb chick who wants to hold a belt for Nerds? She should be jealous of ME! I have the talent and the looks...she will need help to know who to hand the belt to! And before long the women in this Fed will show everyone that they are the BEST and more than window dressing.

Kelly
AW-Pro Promoter

[darkrider]

Coming up on card 11

The Heavyweight championship tourneys arrives.

[darkrider]

card 11 HWC Battle Royal

The following were elimnated in this order.

Don Harris by Ron Harris

Wally TSA postman by " "

Romulus by " "

Ron Harris by Taurine

Taurine by Soug

Hawk By " "

Animal by " "

Rouser by " "

Aspin Northstar by " "

Reynard B Guile by " "

Soug by Angel

Torn by " "

Rayd by " "

Angel by Wolf

Johnny Valetine by " "

Thantos by " "

Larry Henning by " "

Irish Heat by " "

Wolf is the part one champ

Part 2 will be done sunday.

[WTIC]

" " eliminated a lot of them huh? ;D

It's Sunday! Where's the results?