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Post by Chewey on May 28, 2008 17:22:35 GMT -5
I walk into the Starbucks by my law school today needing a caffeine boost (keep in mind, my law school is only a few short blocks from Camden Yards). As soon as I walk in, standing by the door is this gorgeous brunette with a healthy tan, wearing a nice summertime white dress. I'm thinking she's the hottest girl I've seen in Baltimore. I look up, and who gives me the nod, but Derek Jeter.
Of course, at this point I'm thinking "well that makes sense."
There were a lot of people in the Starbucks at the time, and I figured he didn't want to be bothered, so I just returned the nod and stood in awe.
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Post by mft on May 28, 2008 22:50:18 GMT -5
You should have asked him, "Dude, you'll be done with that chick in about a week. Can I have sloppy seconds?"  |
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Post by Havoc on May 28, 2008 23:20:35 GMT -5
You should have asked him, "Dude, you'll be done with that chick in about a week. Can I have sloppy seconds?" Whereas you would've said "Dude, you see this stain on my shirt." Man, it's been awhile. |
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Post by mft on May 28, 2008 23:26:00 GMT -5
You should have asked him, "Dude, you'll be done with that chick in about a week. Can I have sloppy seconds?" Whereas you would've said "Dude, you see this stain on my shirt." Man, it's been awhile. Damn! Walking right into that one. So I guess your ceiling is looking like my shirt right?  Havoc paints about as well as I aim. |
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Post by DracoRulz on May 29, 2008 0:40:52 GMT -5
Wait....so Derek Jeter was standing in Starbucks in a white summertime dress? And you thought he was the hottest girl in Baltimore? ;D Or did I read that wrong?
Either way, I'd have punched him in the balls and then got some coffee.
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Post by mft on May 29, 2008 0:50:20 GMT -5
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Post by darkrider on May 29, 2008 5:20:18 GMT -5
Wait....so Derek Jeter was standing in Starbucks in a white summertime dress? And you thought he was the hottest girl in Baltimore? ;D Or did I read that wrong? Either way, I'd have punched him in the balls and then got some coffee. I think you read it wrong. |
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Havoc paints about as well as I aim. 
