OHL, Still fringe, just the way we like it!

[Chewey]

fun. too bad about Tenzan Sasaki though. he was a great, and will be missed.

a different Ballistic than the one who was Lonestar's brother? ah well, I hated the Duclos version anyway. I'm sure CCW's version is better, because my dog could come up with a better card than that Duclos version.

Im surprised that Tormentor needed help in his match. Didn't Justin Sane lose an RIP match a while ago? "I am THEE legend killer." hardcore as thou might be, in thine eyes thou aren't nothing but a jobber monkey... Okay, I'll stop.

Kanazawa on fire. I like it when Duclos' characters get their hides tanned. Damn Duclos.

[Chewey]

no, just very very tired. Damn Vella and West and their late night yahoo chatrooms...

I don't care what you say. Umemura still sucks.

[theace4ever]

aaron168 said:

no, just very very tired. Damn Vella and West and their late night yahoo chatrooms...

I don't care what you say. Umemura still sucks.

Quit your damn whining..you went to bed far sooner than the rest of us

and for godsakes Mr Chiu fix your avatar already!

[Chewey]

I LOGGED OFF AFTER YOU DID.

So what you talkin' about, huh?

[theace4ever]

aaron168 said:

I LOGGED OFF AFTER YOU DID.

So what you talkin' about, huh?

to quote former President Reagan...."I dont recall"

[theace4ever]

aaron168 said:

I LOGGED OFF AFTER YOU DID.

So what you talkin' about, huh?

Wait... I take that back...I do recall...you left before I did...long before I did..it was still Me, Vella, & Ray when I left at like 3:30am

[Chewey]

what did you do, change your mind and come back again?

[Chewey]

bmurderh8s said:

lets move the talk out of my damn fed thread. ARRRGGGGHH!

Hahaha, we should be derailing OTHER threads.

Strevel, you lead.

[theace4ever]

very cool Brandon...cant wait to see the next one to see where it goes from here

[blueraider1]

nice cards dmk keep it going.

[bmurderh8s]

OK, I've decided to start posting my OHL fed on this board again. Here's the run down on what the OHL is all about and a few shows to catch you up.

OHL FAQ :

Owner and acting President : Mangus, former Destroyer of Humans

Commissioner and Talent Scout : Adam "Traitor" Blast (Chriss Hoover's version)

Home Arena : The Deimos Olympic Auditorium (former home of the GWF, pre Deimos Intergalactic Arena)

Fed HQ : Deimos.



Pay Per View Events & Supercards :
Let it Bleed (The OHL"s Wrestlemania)

Earth Tour (Usually a 4 card tour of Earth with stops in Japan and the USA every year)

The Far Eastern Showdown ( A PPV that is held annually from the infamous Barbed-Wire Casino, former home of the FECW)

Extreme Dream

Galaxy's Greatest Tag Team Tournament (A seeded tournament where the Tag belts are on the line in every match.)

The Kings of Death (A death match tournament. Usually held from Japan)

The New Years Show (Usually held on New Years eve or New Years day)

The OHL holds a weekly Television program called the Highlight Show. The company is no longer sanctioned by the DAC (Deimos Athletic Commission) or the GWC (Galactic Wrestling Commission) due to events that went down at the company's Let it Bleed 2120 PPV. The OHL has had several run ins with the USFP and as a result has been thrown off the air on several occasions. Despite that the company remains a staple on the independent circuit as one of the few remaining hardcore company's since the garabge style was nearly killed off in 2117.

[bmurderh8s]

From the Deimos Olympic Auditorium
This is

OHL HIGHLIGHT SHOW #76

Despised Icon’s “Silver Plated Advocate” plays as the intro to the show. Vintage OHL events are shown from over the years with it coming to a close with Tenzan Sasaki, a bloody mess, staring into the camera and giving the “throat slit you’re dead” sign. Cut now to the Olympic Auditorium. The fans have packed in and have begun to chant. Banners line the balcony as “Mob Rules” rips over the PA and Simon takes his place in the center of the ring to welcome the fans to the show.

Simon : IT’S THE OUTLAW HERO LEAGUE HIGHLIGHT SHOW!!! WE’RE BACK, WE’RE P*SSED, AND WE’RE READY TO TAKE EVERYONE TO THE EXTREME ONCE AGAIN!!!! (huge pop) I’m Simon the Mud Man and welcome to the beautiful Deimos Olympic Auditorium…the home of the OHL! We’ve been away for a while, but like a bad habit, we never really left! We’ve got a lot on tap for tonight as we look to crown a new OHL Triple Crown champion. That’s right folks, tonight in the main event, a 4-way dance ladder match for the triple crown championship! As well, we hope to welcome many new faces to the fold as we have severely overhauled our roster. Some you may already know, others you may not. But we hope in the coming months that you will get to know them well and welcome them to the family. Now before we get to the action, we are going to start the show by introducing your Outlaw tag team champions..Ace Gold and Punk AD….HATEBREED!

“Straight Hate” by Bloodsimple fires up over the PA and Ace Gold and Punk AD burst through the curtain to a round of applause from the fans. Hatebreed slide hit the ring for an interview segment with Simon; Simon covers several topics including their thoughts on their amazing run in the OHL, which has included 3 unlikely tag title reigns. Simon then asks the champs about their thoughts on their upcoming title defense against the Aethran Outcasts…..

“Back in Black” hits over the PA and The Outcasts hit the ring, escorted by their new valet, Sodomy. They shove Simon aside and take the mic. Punk AD and Ace Gold look to pounce on the interrupting Aethran Outcasts but decide better of it.

Rage : later tonight….we’re scheduled to wrestle you two wastes of space for our tag team belts . But me and Ruin were sitting in the back listening to you two drivel at the mouth and we decided to hell with it. Why f**king wait?!?! I know Mangus has a couple of nobodies scheduled to start the show, but why not get this show kicked off the right way?! Why not give these people what they paid their hard earned money for?! Nobody gives a f**k about Thrasher or Pheonix Rizing…all they care about are the Aethran f**king Outcasts, thee greatest and most consistent tag team in wrestling history! We’ve held just about every title there is for a tag team to hold…you’d think we’d be tired of winning gold by now…but what we’re really tired of is seeing you two piles of dog Sh*t wear OUR tag team belts! How many times have you worn those belts?!?! 3 times?!?! HOW THE f**k DOES THAT HAPPEN?!?!

Simon : (getting set up in the broadcast area) And Rage doing what he does best…S**t FROM THE MOUTH!!

Rage : I heard that Simon!!!!!

Simon : what?!?!

Rage : Hell..I could go on all night about you two. But whats the use? Everyone already knows you two are g*y for each other!

Ruin : So what do you two say?!?! You ready to hand over those belts to their rightful owners?!?!

Punk AD and Ace Gold look at each other and then bum rush the Outcasts sending Sodomy fleeing from the ring.

Simon : here we go!!

1.The Outcasts and Tag Champs Hatebreed meet in the opening match of the evening. Punk and Gold seem to be on the same page the entire match and really take it to Rage and Ruin. Things begin to look grim for the Aethrans until Sodomy interferes while the ref’s back is turned. She goes to her trusty staple gun and viciously attacks Punk AD! With Punk incapacitated, Rage and Ruin gang up on Ace Gold and work him over badly. Sodomy slides in a table, and with the help of lighter fluid and a zippo, The Outcasts set the table on fire!!! Rage and Ruin super bomb poor Ace Gold through the flaming table to a huge pop from the fans and score the pin and their 4th Outlaw Tag Team Championship!!!!

Simon : And the Aethran Outcasts have beaten Hatebreed to win their 4th Tag championship, thanks in large part to interference from that WITCH, Sodomy!


2.Pheonix Rizing and Thrasher make their OHL debut and impress. Good back and forth chain wrestling the whole way with the OHL faithful clearly into it. Pheonix Rizing gets the edge and eventually gets the pin with the FIREBIRD SPLASH. Both men receive a standing ovation after the match.

Simon : (“Blind” by Korn on the PA) Scheduled next is Legacy, putting his TV title on the line against former 2 time champion Rush!!!!

With Rush in the ring, “Walk” comes over the PA and the fans are immediately singing along. Legacy bursts through the curtain with the TV belt around his waist. Rush and Ace West eye him up on his way to the ring. The ring announcer begins to announce the wrestlers when “Huka Blues” comes over the Pa.

Simon : huh…that’s…THAT’S RASHID THE BUTCHER’S MUSIC!

First through the curtain is Don Jones followed by Rashid the Butcher. Fans are popping big time as the Draconian mad man makes his way to the ring with his long time manager, Don Jones. They enter the ring and Jones asks for the mic.

Jones : Hold on guys…I know you two are already scheduled to fight one on one, but my boy Rashid has been waiting in the back…looking for a fight. Last time he worked for this company he was unceremoniously jobbed out of that TV belt…and well…he’s looking for a second shot. A second life if you will. You know Legacy, he used to tag with your mentor Sammael, and well..he’d like nothing more than to see if you have “it”. He’s heard stories, seen the CCW and OHL tapes…but, he wants to find out for himsef…he wants to..aaauuuggghh!

Rush comes out of nowhere and drills Jones, sending him bailing from the ring!

Simon : Oh my god!!! Rush just destroyed Don Jones…what the hell did he ever do to him…Rashid with the spike!!! Oh my God, that Draconian spike to Rush’s exposed skull…blood everywhere!!!!! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?!!?!?

Rashid is suddenly all over Rush as the ref calls for the bell and Legacy joins in on the fight.

Simon : Well..here we go…3 WAY DANCE!





3.In a 3-Way Dance, Legacy defends his TV title against Rush and Rashid the Butcher. Legacy continues to impress as he holds off not only Rush’s brutal onslaught but Rashid the Butchers’. Ace and Don Jones both try to intervene and maybe swing the match in the favor of their men. But legacy is just too much. Rush is eliminated first after Rashid hit’s the Deadfall. The Ace has to force Rush to the back. Don Jones sets up a table for Rashid’s Deadfall finisher, but Legacy is able to roll away and capitalize, dragging a busted up Rashid inside and hitting the Trend Setter for the win!

Simon : and Legacy retains in impressive fashion! What a match folks, Rashid is a bloody mess, but he’s refusing help from OHL officials…I…wait a second..here comes Rush, he’s back out!!! OH MY GOD, GORE ON RASHID!!! GORE!!

Rush attacks Rashid at ringside as Legacy celebrates his victory. The fighting on the outside catches his eye, and without warning he’s over the top rope with a splash onto both Rush and Rashid!!!!

Simon : 3 CAR PILEUP!!!!!

The show cuts to commercial as the three wrestlers fight on the outside. When we come back from break Helvete is waiting in the ring. “Icarus Complex” on the PA and out comes Chris Champion.

4.Helvete, in his debut upsets Chris Champion with THE SEVENTH LAYER OF HELL. Champion is visibly upset after the match.

5.The Dogs of War beat Stud Inc in a Double Dog Collar, Double Tables, Double Hell Death Match. The bloodiest match of the evening by far. The match went short but it packed in enough violence and bloodshed to fill a 45 plus minute match. The match came to a brutal end when Ripper and Demon SUPERBOMBED a bloody Tyrone Marx off a pair of 15 foot ladders through double stacked tables laced with thumbtacks. “Outlaw Rules” chants rained down following the conclusion of the match.


Simon : Heading up next is the evenings big main event. A 4 corners ladder match for the vacant OHL Triple Crown Championship. That’s right folks, we’re gonna hang the belt from the rafters and let 4 men go at it for one of the most prestigious titles on the independent circuit. This one should be good.

“Messiah Complex” hits over the PA and the Auditorium is bathed in purple light. Redeemer steps through the curtain, his arms outstretched crucifix style to a huge pop from the fans.

“Heavens on Fire” cues up next and Jimmy Matua bursts through the curtain to a chorus of boos. He taunts the fans on his way to the ring.

Simon : The Hot Shot..the biggest prick in professional wrestling today. God I hope somebody drops him on his big head!

“Enter Sandman” comes up and the fans are on their feet. Scorpio forgoes his usual entrance and simply comes out from behind the curtain, Singapore cane raised. Fans sing along with the music as Scorpio comes down to ringside. He opts not to enter the ring, but instead to circle ringside, showing off his Singapore cane.

“Twist of Cain” on now and the ramp is engulfed in flames. Fans are on their feet for one of the most unique entrances in wrestling. Sammael steps through the flames and gets the biggest pop of the evening. Sammael hit’s the ring and the 4 wrestlers stand off as the ring announcer announces the wrestlers. The bell sounds as the ring announcer finishes up, but the house lights suddenly drop. “Perfect Strangers” fires up over the PA and everyone in attendance is confused.

Simon : What….? SHANE MASTERS!!! OH MY GOD!!! What the hell is he doing here?!?!?

Masters struts out from the back with a cocky smile across his face. He slides into the ring and steals the mic away from the ring announcer who wants nothing to do with the Real Deal.

Masters : Easy….easy!!! I’m not out here to steal anyone’s thunder…especially not yours dead man. ( motions towards Sammael) I’m just out here tonight to grace this dump with a little class. And hey, lets face it…it could use some! All I’ve heard about all week from officials is how historic this place is…about how Morpheus and Omega used to headline shows from this Auditorium back in the early days of the GWF…And I have to admit, at first…I was a bit skeptical. But after taking a stop in the restrooms…they’re right….the g**d*mn urinal cakes haven’t been changed in 50 years!!!! Hell..you can even trace some of the stains on the toilet seats back to Torin Cealum!
Now…I don’t need to prove a damn thing to any of you people. I’ve done it all. I’ve faced off against some of the greatest competitors that this galaxy has ever saw. I‘ve held titles for some of the greatest companies that this sport has ever witnessed! But….well…watching the Venusian sunset from my lush condo on the beach just ain’t doing it for me anymore. I’ve got that itch again. At the core I am a competitor….I’m a fighter…that’s my nature…and you can’t escape your nature. Then I remembered a call I got from Mangus a while back, right after the BZW went under. He offered me a job..at the time I wasn’t interested..I had gotten my fix….I felt I had done all I needed to do in the ring. I thought my career was over. I was wrong. Now I could of just walked in here quietly unannounced and worked my way up the ladder like everyone else…kept my mouth shut and wrestled the matches I was booked in. But I’m not some young punk anymore! I’m no damn midcarder…I am main event and full of class. So here’s the deal..I know this match is scheduled as a 4 corners match…but we all know that no one in the back has ever heard of a format. So what do ya say….?

6.In the 5 man Ladder match for the vacant OHL Triple Crown, Shane Masters beat The Redeemer, Scorpio, Sammael and Jimmy Matua to win the title! Matua and Masters appeared to be in cahoots towards the end of the match as Ace West and Rush hit the ring and took out Redeemer, Scorpio and Sammael! Matua then allowed Masters to climb the ladder and grab the belt! Fans booed and pelted the ring with trash as Matua, West, and Rush celebrated Shane Masters’ big title victory! Sammael attempted to dive back into the ring but was quickly beaten down and disposed of by Rush and West.

Masters : ahahahaha! Back in the game and back on top! You see, after Mangus and I had came to an agreement on contracts, I got a call from the Hot Shot. He made me an offer that I couldn’t refuse. With that Raza wannabe Icon moving on he was in need of another top guy. And who better to reach out to then the former leader of the Fatal Four?! You inbreds thought I was being genuine…you marks never cease to amaze me. I’m the galaxy’s best salesman and I just sold you a big steaming pile of s**t! I’m back because as a member of the Fatal Four I’m gonna get paid. Not only that, but I’m gonna get a chance to pay back a few receipts that are long overdo. That includes you Sammael. I don’t see Pabon or Dahmer lurking around this place….so whenever you want a shot at me and the belt, you just ask..I’ll be happy to plant my boot in your butt! Same goes for anybody in the back who thinks this old man doesn’t have what it takes anymore!

Matua : I’m the smartest man in wrestling!!! I had everyone fooled. Everyone thought that with Icon gone I’d go on my own…no way! I’m all about making waves and giving those dirt sheet morons something to write about! I care about publicity more than titles…and bringing the Real Deal back into the fold will make headlines..get everyone talking. It’s better than sex!!!! Ahahahahahahaha!


The house lights suddenly go down and there is a commotion in the ring. Simon is screaming uncontrollably and the crowd is popping at a defining level. Finally the lights come up and Sammael is back in the ring!!! Matua, Rush and the Ace have been laid out and only Masters remains.

Simon : Maasters doesn’t see Sammael!!! Turn around champ!!! Turn around!!!!!

Masters turns around and gets blasted by Sammael who is all over the new triple crown champ! Sammy lays in with boots and fists and then locks Masters in a brutal looking choke hold.

Simon : SAMMAEL IS CHOKING OUT THE CHAMP!!!!! And listen to these fans…they approve!!!!

A throng of security and officials flood out from the back and converge on the ring in an attempt to smother the situation. Officials however have a hell of a time pulling Sammael off of Masters as he appears intent on leaving Masters an unconscious mess. After a struggle security is able to pull Sammael free from Masters who is left choking and coughing up on the canvas. Suddenly, the lights go down again!

Simon : WHAT THE HELL..!?!? What now..?

The lights are back up and security has dragged Sammy to the floor, but now they have Scorpio on the scene wildly swinging his cane and…

Simon : THAT’S REDEEMER!!!!!

Redeemer has ascended the turnbuckle as security struggles with Scorpio and Sammael on the floor. The fans begin to pop as Redeemer comes off the top with a huge somersault splash onto the mob of officials and it’s a massive train wreck in the aisle way!

Simon : OOOOH MY GOD!!!! It’s a mess at ringside…and now The Fatal Four are joining the fray..God..we’ve got bodies everywhere!. I swear…it’s like riding a bike…never gets old…folks, we’re outta time…

The show fades out as Scorpio, Sammael, and Redeemer fight with the Fatal Four and security at ringside. The theme from Holloween cues up over the PA as the show ends…

Simon : OZ THE BASTARD!!!

END.
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[bmurderh8s]

From the Deimos Olympic Auditorium
This is
OHL Highlight Show 77

The Human Abstract’s “Movement from Discord” plays as the intro to the show. The usual montage of past OHL events is shown with Sasaki’s bloody and battered face finishing up the highlight reel.

Simon : HELLO EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER EDITION OF THE HIGHLIGHT SHOW!!! The Deimos Auditorium is packed to the roof as always, with the fans clamoring for some hardcore violence that only we can deliver! In the past week, Samamel has been very vocal about Shane Masters’ title win on our last show. He has made several appearances on popular wrestling radio, and has not been afraid to voice his opinion. (into headset) OK..it’s ready? Ok..ok. And now, we’re going to play a clip from his most recent appearance on Isawa Screamer’s earth based talk show, Japan’s Finest, where Sammael is, as they tell us, popular amongst the Japanese fans…..

A crackle of static followed by Sammael in mid sentence.

Sammael : It’s no surprise that I was jobbed once again. Everyone is gunning for me. I know Mangus was involved. He knew exactly what was going to happen when he let Masters come out there and throw himself into the match. It’s nothing new with him, Mangus has been trying to push me down since day one…he’s an opportunist you see..and he’ll take any opening to f**k me over. No matter what. But that’s fine…I’ve seen it all before..in FECW..in the CCW…it doesn’t matter. I own the wrestling ring wherever I go and I’ve made my career on overcoming. Masters calls himself the real deal…but I’m the big f**king deal. That hasn’t changed. I’m better than him and he knows it. That’s why he’ll hide behind Matua and his goons when I come calling. He’s afraid of what I might do to him. I have no real friends in this business, because no matter who I align myself with, it always turns bad. I understand it…I understand the envy…the same way Star Warrior must of envied Thantos…I’m the galaxy’s greatest competitor, I own championships in damn near every independent fed in the galaxy. And I’d of added the GWF title to that list too if I wanted to sell my soul for a big payday…

The feed suddenly cuts out as there is a commotion in the broadcast booth. Sammael has burst onto the scene and pushed Simon aside.

Sammael : GET LOST SIMON….THEY’D RATHER HERE IT STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSES MOUTH! SHANE MASTERS…I HOPE YOU’RE WATCHING….PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO ME…THAT BELT YOU HAVE IS ON LOAN BECAUSE I’M COMING FOR IT. WATCH YOUR BACK REAL DEAL BECAUSE HELL’S TECHNICIAN HAS YOU IN HIS SIGHTS!!! I’m better than you Masters…BETTER THAN YOU!!!! And Matua…stay out of my way….OR I’M PUTTING YOU IN A BODY BAG!!!

The show goes to commercial and when we come back we’re ready for our first match of the evening.


1.In the opening contest, The Cosmic Crippler pinned Bad Blood with a bridged German Suplex. Fantastic start to the show as Blood goes to his bag of tricks early. The Crippler however is able to will himself back into it and put a hurting on Bad Blood. After locking on his COSMIC CROSSFACE, Blood was weakened enough to be pinned by a German suplex.

Cut backstage to Ace Gold and Punk AD for a promo spot.

Punk AD : OUTCASTS!!!! This isn’t over…we’re not the underdogs anymore! No…me and Ace here…we’re you’re worst nightmare. Because now that we’ve lost those tag belts…we’ve got nothing to lose. We’ve been overlooked by every promoter in the Galaxy, stepped on by all the dirt sheet writers. And you know what?? That’s just the way we like it!

Ace Gold : No Matter how many titles we win…we still got that chip on our shoulder! It’s what has made us 3 TIME OUTLAW TAG CHAMPIONS and it’s what will help us to victory over the so called greatest tag team ever to work the bootleg scene. Me and Punk..we’re daring you two to come and try and knock it off! You just tell that dog Sodomy to stay the hell out of the way…

Punk : You two use tricks and swerves, me and Gold..all we need is what is inside that squared circle. We rely on talent and skill…not weapons and fire! Its was separates us from the pack. We’re not habitual drug users or alcoholics…we don’t need those things. We get our rush from stepping into that ring. Life is the greatest drug in the galaxy and we are paving our way to becoming the greatest underrated tag team in the history of this sport..GWF or anywhere else!

Gold : Count your blessings Outcasts…because Punk and I, we aren’t going anywhere!!!

Punk : We live life on the edge! COME TRY AND KNOCK US OFF!!!

2.Pheonix Rizing pinned Redstar with the FIREBIRD 450 in a lightning fast match. Both men took to the air often and even garnered several “holy Sh*t” chants after impressive spots. Redstar appeared to be a bit rusty and PR was able to capitalize and hit his signature finisher for the 3 count.

3.The New Blood Assassins beat former tag champs Hatebreed in an impromptu weapons match. Lynch and DMF use all sorts of plunder to mangle Gold and Punk, and at the end of it all, both are bloody messes. After the match Punk and Gold get into an argument and a shoving match before finally resolving their differences.


4.Rashid the Butcher w/Don Jones in his corner beat The Redeemer with a pair of Draconian Facebusters. Both men juiced hard in this match as it repeatedly went to the floor. Weapons and tables were involved as Rashid used his body like weapon, throwing himself all over ringside. Jones proved to be the determining factor as he was able to distract redeemer long enough for Rashid to smash him with a chair and finish off the match/

5.The Dogs of War crush Blackdust and Jarrod Priest. Short affair as the Dogs pummel Priest and Dust. Ripper and Demon bring in a table and hit the SUPERBOMB and that was all she wrote.

6.Tenzan Sasaki over Rush w/Ace West in his corner despite interference after the DRAGON SUPLEX. Rush tried to end the match early but Sasaki withstood the punishment and fired back with his own brand of hardcore violence. At one point Sasaki was piledrived off the apron through a table and nearly pinned. Luckily Sasaki was able to retrieve a chair, which helped him swing the match into his favor for good.

After the match Ace West hit’s the ring and unmercifully clubs Sasaki with a steel chain. Sasaki tries to fight back but is quickly subdued as Rush is now back up, helping with the beat down. Out comes Matua and Masters to a round of boos. They help with the mugging until Matua gets on the mic.

Matua : Dump that washed up hack out of OUR ring!!

Rush hauls up Sasaki and hit’s a power bomb to the floor! Sasaki bounces off the concrete like a rag doll and goes limp as the fatal Four laugh it up.

Matua : Hahaha…now I know that had to hurt. WHAT A LOSER!!! This isn’t the DAW..so why don’t you take your chopsticks and GO BACK TO JAPAN!!! It seems in the last week that several wrestlers have went to Mangus and requested a shot at the triple crown champ. It seems the pseudo athletes in the back actually think that Masters here has lost a step and that the only reason he won the belt was because I helped him. GET A CLUE YOU MORONS!!! THIS IS GANG WARFARE AND THE FATAL FOUR ARE MASTERS OF THE CRAFT! Masters here, is the real deal…he’s no paper champ. Hell, he’ll give a title shot to Wally the Slow butt Postman if the mood strikes him. Like he said last week..he’ll take on all comers. But our problem is a certain Hell Technician. In the past week he’s been running at the mouth, crying like a little dog! Cry us a f**king river!

“Enter Sandman” hits over the PA and Scorpio comes racing out from the back. He hit’s the ring and tries to take on the entire Fatal Four by himself. After a brief tussle, Rush hit’s the WAL OF PAIN and lays him out. The FF put the boots to him and unmercifully toss his body from the ring.

Matua : Scorpio…YEAH RIGHT! Even you couldn’t be drunk enough to think that that was actually a good idea….

“Twist of Cain” on the PA now and out comes Sammael! Sammael eyes up the Fatal Four in the ring and maages to get their attention just long enough for Scorpio to get to his feet, collect himself and dive back in. This time it’s a Pearl harbor job and Matua and co are caught with their pants around their ankles!!! Scorpio canes everything in his path as Sammael hit’s the ring and goes right after Masters!!! A ref is ushered out as the bell sounds and we have ourselves an impromptu main event!

7.Triple Crown Champion, Shane Masters and “Hot Shot” Jimmy Matua beat Sammael and Scorpio in a wild, all out brawl. Tons of interference during this match as Rush, Ace West, Sasaki, Redeemer and even Legacy get involved. Legacy proves to be the deciding factor after a botched spot leads to Sammael being pinned by Masters via YOU’RE INFERIOR.

The fighting continues after the match with The fatal Four brawling with Sammael, Scorpio, Sasaki, Redeemer and Legacy. Suddenly the Aethran Outcasts come racing out, turning the fight in the favor of the Fatal Four!

Simon : Things are looking bad for our heroes as rage and Ruin have joined the fray and completely changed the complexion of this brawl….MOUTH FOR WAR ON SCORPIO!!!! DAMNIT!!!

The Theme from Halloween cues up and the fans are driven into a frenzy.

Simon : Right on cue!!

OTB steps out from the curtain with that sick spiked baseball bat. He makes his way down to the ring ominously and the fighting comes to a halt as Oz slides in.

Simon : Oz the Bastard commands respect..either that or nobody wants to get SPIKED!

OTB : This…all of this…war….death…hatred…glory….we’re all guilty….But I am the reaper…and I have returned ….to collect!

With out warning OTB springs forward and drives the spiked bat right into the skull of Ruin, who drops like a shot, blood squirting from a massive laceration in his now caved in forehead.

Simon ; OH MY GOD!!!! SICK!

The fighting again breaks out, this time even more heated.

Simon : Uh..folks…we’re out of time, and once again, another Highlight Show comes to an end with all hell breaking loose… and finally, here comes security to settle things down…HOLY S**T FIREBALL!!! FIREBALL!!!

As security hits ringside Matua throws a fireball right into OTB’s face, lighting his hair on fire and sending him to the floor a fiery, screaming mess!!!

Simon : Jesus…..WE GOTTA GO…SEE YA NEXT WEEK!!!

End

Glass Casket’s “The Redeemer” plays as the closing credits begin to roll.

Next week

Tenzan Sasaki vs. The Redeemer vs. Shane Masters in a 3-way dance for the triple crown title

[bmurderh8s]

Too violent for proboards, the Lineup for OHL card #80 , LET IT BLEED 2121.

LET IT BLEED 2121
from the Deimos Olympic Auditorium

OHL Triple Crown Championship
The Redeemer vs. "The Real Deal" Shane Masters (ch)



Spiked Nail Baseball Bat on a Pole Fire Death Match
Oz the Bastard vs. "Hot Shot" Jimmy Matua



Caged in Hoodie Match for the OHL Outlaw Tag Team Titles; Losing team must break up
Hatebreed vs. The Aethran Outcasts (ch)


Electrified Turnbuckle, No Rope Barbed-Wire Street Fight
Tenzan Sasaki vs. Rashid the Butcher


Scramble 4 Corners Match for the vacant OHL Outlaw Cruiserweight Title
"Demon Seed" Josh Rage vs. Chris Czar vs. Bad Blood vs. Pheonix Rizing



OHL TV Championship
Rush vs. Legacy (ch)

Shorter card than most years. At the current time I have a relatively small roster. But expect the return of several past OHL stars including an impromptu match or two. Anything can happen.

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Camera fades in on the OHL triple crown and then pans back revealing it to be around the waist of the Real Deal Shane Masters. Behind him stands Matua, Rush, Ace West, a scantly clad Crystal and Rage and Ruin, the Aethran Outcasts. Matua speaks first.

Matua : WE’RE PUTTING IT ALL ON THE LINE TONIGHT!!! Last weak I fireballed poor Osmos Nexus and turned him into a crying mess!!! Last weak we beat the King of Death Tenzan Sasaki into submission and dumped him on his head! Last weak we f*cking beat the buzz out of Scorpio..your drunken hero!!! And it’s not gonna stop there!! The Fatal Four has always owned this company..and we always will! Mangus has no control over anything…WE CONTROL EVERYTHING! That’s why everyone’s talking..everyone’s speculating! When will the CHAMP, Shane Masters meet Sammael for the title?!?! What are they gonna do next?!?! Heheh…wouldn’t you like to know…

Rush suddenly bursts in, a screaming, volatile monster.

Rush : AAARRRRGGGGHH! NO PUSH…NO DIRECTION…NO HEAT...F*CK EM!! I DON’T NEED ANY OF IT! I’M A 2 TIME TELEVISION CHAMPION…I’VE RAN THROUGH THIS COMPANY’S ENTIRE ROSTER..BEAT EM ALL!!!! I’M GONNA..

Ace intervenes.

Ace : Easy there big guy. Don’t worry, you’ll get to hurt someone real soon. And before long, you’ll be wearing gold around you waist again…but for now…for now…we have bigger fish to fry….

A smile comes across Shane Masters face and he begins to speak.

Masters : Sammael..son..boy….deadman…you’re playing with fire. You obviously want a shot at me and this title..but you better be careful what you wish for. Because Sammy….at this stage in your career…you don’t need to be embarrassed…pinned 1..2..3 in the center of the ring. Your legacy couldn’t handle that…your ego…is not strong enough. There’s a reason why they call me the REAL DEAL! And there is nothing you..or your band of misfit pseudo athletes can do about it. Your entire career has been built on talk, the in ring stuff, that was always secondary. You cry and complain…piss and moan about this and that. JUST SHUT UP AND WRESTLE! I know your body is not longer what it used to be and words are all you really have left….but your recent parade across the media outlets, badmouthing me and this title…it makes you look silly. LIKE A JEALOUS NO TALENT HACK! How will you handle watching my hand raised, being announced the winner in front of all your mark fans..what will they say about you? Sammael has lost it…he’s in the twilight of his career, he should hang it up….can you really deal with that?! I have some advice for you Son of the Mourning star, just walk away…leave your proud legacy in the hands of your protégé and call it a day. Don’t make me do it. Don’t make me send the Outcasts after you..don’t make me have The Hot Shot here throw a fireball into your face…don’t make me do…something worse…in the end…it’s not worth it. I’ve still got a few good years left…you…you’re all washed up.

Cut to intro

From the Deimos Olympic Auditorium
This is
THE OHL HIGHLIGHT SHOW 78

As I lay Dying’s “Reinvention” plays as the intro to the show. The usual clips of past OHL events is shown with the highlight reel coming to a close with Sasaki’s bloody and mangled face staring straight into the camera. Cut to the Auditorium, the fans are pumped and chanting for some blood and violence. Simon takes his pace in the broadcast area.

Simon : Good evening folks, it is indeed that time once again. Welcome to the Outlaw Hero League Highlight Show!!! We’re rolling along like a runaway freight train, and we plan on crushing anybody who gets in the way! No time to talk tonight as we have a big show lined up for you. I promise we’ll do our best to stick to the format. (“Straighthate” on the PA) Lets get down to the ring as the former tag champs, Hatebreed try to climb their way back into title contention…


1.Hatebreed win the opening match over Jarrod Priest and Blackdust when Punk used STRAIGHTEDGE on Blackdust.

2.Enigma won a 3Way Dance over Bad Blood and Fenom when he pinned Bad Blood with Feet of Fury. Blood and Enigma traded the best spots of the match as their old rivalry seemed to be rekindled a bit.

3.Chris Czar handed Pheonix Rizing his first loss via TITLE REIGN in an awesome battle. Rizing hit his Firebird 450 twice during the match but couldn’t keep the returning Czar down. Czar fired back with a pair of Czarplexes that completely rocked the high flying upstart. The Czarplexes were the prefect setup for Title Rein which ended the match. The two shook hands after the match in a show of respect.

4.The New Blood Assassins beat Stud Inc in an impromptu weapons match when Lynch hit the NEWJACK SPACIAL onto Tyrone Marx from the lower balcony through a table. Bloody confrontation between these two old foes. Marx and Primo looked in no condition to be wrestling and Lynch and DMF easily busted them up. Jacky Kage at one point got involved and did major damage, but it wasn‘t enough as DMF ended his rampage by pistol whipping him with a drill!

5. The Cosmic Crippler beat Rashid the Butcher w/Don Jones in a mostly technical bout. The Crippler kept Rashid grounded the best he could and basically nullified his offense. Jones interjected with a steel chair allowing Rashid to get going a bit, but after a missed table dive, The Cosmic Crippler was able to German suplex him onto the table wreckage and score the pin. These two have vowed to meet again.

6.In a 3 Way Dance for the Triple Crown, Tenzan Sasaki , The Redeemer , and Triple Crown Champ, Shane Masters fought to a No Contest when Matua led out the Aethran Outcasts and they viscously attacked Redeemer and Sasaki, knocking out the referee in the process.

The brawl between Sasaki, Redeemer, and The Outcasts spilled outside as ring crews rushed out and set up the ring for the main event. During the commotion Sammael slipped out through the crowd and attacked Shane Masters as he was attempting to make his way to the back ! Rush and Ace West came out to make the save until Scorpio came through the curtain, giving out cane shots like it was Christmas. Soon the Dogs of War were out and it was time for our scheduled main event.

Simon : Not a Pay Per View, not a special event…just another night and another death match! Lets get up to the ring!

7.The Dogs of War and Scorpio beat Outlaw Tag Champs, The Aethran Outcasts and Jimmy Matua in a Spider Web Barbed-Wire, Glass, Thumbtacks Death Match when Oz the Bastard ran out and attacked the Outcasts and Matua with his spiked baseball bat allowing the Dogs of War to hit the SUPERBOMB onto Matua into the tray of glass.

Simon : Matua is a mess folks…payback is indeed a bitch! We’re outta time…SEE YA NEXT WEEK!


End


Cut to the parking garage after the show, Sammael is making his way out of the building. He’s in street clothes wearing a Y2K t-shirt and carrying his bag of equipment. He seems somewhat distraught. Suddenly Rush comes flying out from out of camera view, GORING Sammael and sending him crashing into a parked car nearby! Rush hauls him up and begins sending hard taped fists to his face. Master’s voice can be hear just out of camera view.

Masters : YOU LITTLE F**K! ATTACK ME AFTER A MATCH?!?! TRY TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD?!?!

Masters and the Aethran Outcasts come into camera view.

Master : tell ya what Sammy, when you get back from the beating we’re about to put on you, I’ll give you your shot. But not on regular galaxy wide teleivison..no way. On Pay Per View!

Sammael at this point begins to fight back and get the best of Rush, but Rage and Ruin are now all over Sammael and it is a 3 on 1 beat down. The camera then follows as the 3 begin to drag Sammael to the exit of the parking garage where a set of spike strips are located. Masters keeps close behind, berating Sammael the entire way. Rage, Ruin, and Rush continue to punch and stomp on Sammael who is now busted open and bleeding heavily. A car pulls up and out pops Ace West with a small black bag in tow, Crystal, and Matua, who is heavily bandaged from OTB’s attack on him in the main event.

Masters : You feeling okay Hotshot…you look like shit.

Matua : yeah..yeah..I’m fine. Show em what we brought Ace.

West opens up the bag and begins searching around in it for a moment and then pulls out a large pair of pliers and hands them to Masters. At that point The Outcasts haul up Sammael and power bomb him ruthlessly onto the spike strips!!!! Sammael screams in pain as the spikes are driven into Sammael’s back!!!! Rage and Ruin then pull Sammael from the spikes as blood pours from the newly opened wounds on his back and begins to puddle up on the ground. Sammael tries to speak but Masters decks him once with the pliers. Rage and Ruin hold Sammael in place as Masters puts Sammael’s left thumb into the pliers.

Master : You might wanna get Crystal out of here Hot Shot..she doesn’t need to see this.
I hope you can hear me…I really do. This…this is what you get when you call out the Real Deal..when you try to make me look bad. Now I’m about to make you look even worse.

Matua ushers Crystal back into the car as Masters closes the pliers down on Sammael’s thumb!! Sammael is immediately brought back to his senses as he screams uncontrollably. The sound of the bones in his thumb breaking echo throughout the garage and mix with the Aethran Outcasts‘ laughter!!! Masters then moves on to Sammael’s right thumb and does the same!!! Blood pours from both hands as the pliers have torn through bone and flesh and the thumbs hang neatly from his hand, not completely severed. Masters then moves on to both pinky fingers and repeats the process. By the end of it all Sammael has completely passed out.

Master : See ya on Pay Per View. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Masters and the Outcasts leave Sammael in a bloody pile as the camera finally fades out.

Circle of Dead Children’s “My Last Ten Minutes(My Last Ten Fingers)” plays as the closing credits begin to roll.

END

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Last show before the PPV.

From the WarHammer’s Casino “THE MADHOUSE OF EXTREME”
This is
OHL HIGHLIGHT SHOW 79

Cephalic Carnage’s “Dying Will Be The Death of Me” plays as the intro to the show. Clips of past OHL events are shown with the highlight reel coming to a close with Tenzan Sasaki’s bloody and battered face staring straight into the camera. Cut now live to the Madhouse where the fans have packed in to witness their first OHL event in some months. They are more than eager to get started. Before the camera cuts to Simon in the broadcast area it gets a shot of the former F Crew, Dan the Fan and Raza Mark sitting in the front row wearing their trusty, old school FECW t-shirts!

Simon : Hello everyone and welcome to the OHL HIGHLIGHT SHOW! Often imitated but never duplicated. Our mission..to lay waste to all the pretenders and claim the throne of hardcore! Tonight we kick off our galaxy wide tour from our favorite home away from home, the Warhammer’s Casino..THE MADHOUSE OF EXTREME!! Now folks, as many of you may of saw last week, Triple Crown Champion, Shane Masters and his goons viciously attacked Sammael after the Highlight Show. It was one of the worst beatings I have seen in some time…possibly even topping the infamous Adam Blast/Yojiri Onita severed ear incident. (into headset) We’re what?!?! Isn’t once enough?! Good god Mangus….no shame…..ok..ok..I’m being told right now that we are going to reair the attack on Sammael from last week at this time. So, if any of you are weak of heart or easily upset, I’d advise you to turn the station now…

(Clips of Rage & Ruin power bombing Sammael onto the spike strips are shown, followed by Masters using a pair of pliers to partially sever both of Sammael’s thumb and pinky fingers. Cut back to Simon who looks visibly upset.)

Simon : ..it gets worse every time I see it..I swear. What won’t we do for ratings..? I apologize to everyone in advance for the heinous display and I hope that it hasn’t deterred you from our product. There is definitely no accounting for taste around here. Anyway, for those who have asked, we’ve been told that Sammael is doing fine and is in stable condition at a Deimos area hospital. The doctors were indeed able to reattach his fingers and he should be re leased sometime in the next week. The doctors don’t have a time table set for Sammael’s return and everyone here from the OHL is wishing him a speedy recovery. We hope to see you back in the ring soon…

Matua and Masters suddenly burst into the announce area! Matua is on the mic pushing Simon aside.

Matua : SPEAK FOR YOURSELF MUDMAN!!! JESUS..WHAT A [censored] P*SSY! He got what was coming to him. Everybody knows that…that little twerp has been running around for years..shooting his mouth off..and finally…finally someone had the balls to put him in his place! The Real Deal made a statement last week, the battle lines are drawn! Anyone that wants to pick a fight with the champ here better be prepared…they better be ready…because it’s gonna take a lot more than words to take the belt off this man’s waist!

Masters : No accounting for taste huh Mudman? I see you’ve definitely dressed to impress tonight. What is that…Sears Men’s Dept?!?! Good god! Don’t they pay you enough?! Listen..we’re not out here tonight to take over the show or anything like that. As the Hot Shot put it, we’re just out here to get a few things straight. We don’t need you of all people out here judging the way we do things…I’m the damn triple Crown Champion…I’ve got the pull around here…not you Simon. Now…

The House Lights suddenly drop and “Messiah Complex” comes over the PA. Purple Lights drown the Madhouse and The Redeemer steps out from the back. He hit’s the ring, and without the aid of a mic begins to speak, somehow projecting his voice. Masters and Matua watch with interest from the broadcast booth high atop the stage area.

Redeemer : Masochists….sadist….hethens….defilers….this place has become the refuge were the Galaxy’s undesirables make their beds. And yet these people…these fans continue to come and encourage it. But I don’t blame these people…misguided are all they are….sheeps led to the slaughter by their so called heroes. YOU DECIEVE THEM!!!! And you two (pointing to the stage area at Masters and Matua) ARE THE WORST! You hide behind a veil of righteousness…but I am immune…my eyes burn with the light of Christ…and I can see through..I can see the wolf that disguises himself in the sheep’s cloth. Shane Masters…you wear this company’s ultimate prize…YOU ARE NOT WORTHY!!! I do not fight for titles or pride…I fight because I must, because it is his will. And I have promised him that I will lay your battered body at his feet…for judgement…you Shane Masters..cannot escape….you Jimmy Matua..cannot escape. His wrath is definite…it is all consuming…and you will….

Out from the back comes Rush who hit’s the ring almost unnoticed. He spears Redeemer, stopping him in mid sentence! The Ace is soon to follow, sliding in a table. Rush hauls up Redeemer, and after a few stiff fists hauls Redeemer to the top rope as Ace sets the table up.

Simon : Uh, I see Masters and Matua have decided to take their leave..thank god….! Redeemer in trouble here, West has that table set up and Rush is gonna….TOP ROPE PILEDRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE!! OH NO!!!! RUSH JUST DESTROYED REDEEMER!!!!!

Ace and Rush laugh it up as The Redeemer lays in a pile under the ruin of the table. The fans begin to boo until…

Simon : The Redeemer just sat up!! NO SELL! NO SELL!!!

The fans begin popping as The Redeemer gets to his feet. The Redeemer outstretches his arms crucifix style as the Ace and Rush look on. A ref comes running out and the bell sounds!

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1.The Redeemer defeats Rush w/ Ace West in his corner after the PACIFIER in the impromptu opening match of the show. West tried to interfere multiple times but The Redeemer seemed more than determined on this night and simply fought through it.



After the match as Redeemer is being announced the winner, Shane Masters and Jimmy Matua slip out from the back. Master’s decks Redeemer with the title and begins laying in with the boots. The Redeemer tries to fight his way back up, but now Ace West and Rush are on the scene and it’s 4 on 1. Soon Scorpio is out, with no fan fare, clearing the ring.

Simon : Thank God for Scorpio!!!

With the Fatal Four cleared from the ring Scorpio checks on Redeemer.

Simon : The Fatal Four have cleared out from the ring and now Scorpio is checking on The Redeemer…I guess things could be worse…AND THEY JUST GOT THAT WAY!!! RAGE AND RUIN!!! WHERE THE HELL DID THEY COME FROM!?!?

The Outcasts are in the ring leaving Scorpio and Redeemer no time to react! They are all over the two and soon Masters and co. are back in the ring to help out. It’s 6 on 2 and things look more than bad.

Simon : Scorpio and Redeemer are in big trouble here…Rage and Ruin have Scorpio in their grasp…MOUTH FOR WAR!!!! OOOH MAN!!! Redeemer…!!! Fighting back, fighting off the attacks of the Fatal Four…the fans are rallying behind Redeemer, he’s laying everybody out!! WAIT A SECOND…WHAT THE HELL?!?!

With The Redeemer totally hulking out Crystal comes running to the ring. She dives in and pleads with Redeemer who has Matua by the throat.

Simon : What the hell is she doing out here?!?! Is she trying to reason with The Redeemer?!?! OH FORGET IT….THEY DESERVE NO MERCY AND THE REDEEMER SHOULD SHOW THEM NONE!!

Crystal begs and begs, and finally The Redeemer tosses Matua to the ring canvas and turns to leave when Crystal from behind low blows him!!!

Simon : I KNEW IT!!

The Redeemer drops to his knees in obvious pain and here comes Rush with a massive Gore that nearly breaks Redeemer in half!!!!!

Simon : NEVER TRUST A PRETTY FACE…NEVER!!!

The theme from Holloween hits over the PA and the house lights begin to flicker on and off. The commotion in the ring continues and when the house lights finally stabilize, Oz the Bastard is standing in the middle of the ring with Scorpio and Redeemer laying at his feet. The Fatal Four and The Outcasts surround him. In his grasp is..

Simon : HE HAS CRYSTAL!!!! OH MY GOD!!! HE’S GONNA SPIKE HER!!!

OTB raises the spiked bat as Crystal sobs, but he doesn’t bring it down on her. Instead he tosses her at the feet of Matua and points the spiked bat directly at him.

Simon : Oz the Bastard is pointing that bat right at the Hot Shot..and yeah Matua…that’s not a good thing.

Oz begins to speak..slowly..

OTB : ….next time….

After a moment, Matua, Masters, Rush, and Ace West bail from the ring. Rage and Ruin follow. OTB watches them as they make their way to the back, his bat pointed at them the entire time.

Simon : What a way to kick off our return to the Madhouse of Extreme. Matua and the Fatal Four have certainly gotten the attention of Oz the Bastard. He’s the one man in the back that you DO NOT want to get on the bad side of. Hopefully he’ll do what we all hope he’ll do and SPIKE the Hot Shot straight out of wrestling! (looking over the format)Moving on. Next week, Mangus has promised us a big announcement regarding our return to Pay Per View. The boss never fails to disappoint and we are all positive that Mangus will deliver as promised. So stay tuned next week as we return to the Cetus Warrior’s Lodge for our next taping. It should be a good one. But enough with what is down the road, we’ve still got a long way to go tonight. Up next, your originally scheduled opening contest.

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2.Pheonix Rizing spoils “Demon Seed” Josh Rage’s return, pinning him with the Pheonix Press. Rizing continues to impress night in and night out and has gained quite a following as a result. All the “Welcome back” chants in the galaxy couldn’t help Rage to a win on this night.

3.Kraze upsets Enigma in an odd, yet impressive debut, using the TRANSEVOLVED PENGUIN to get the win. Kraze had the fans going during the match with his antics at ringside. Enigma was caught off guard by the oddball Kraze, and despite rallying late, just didn’t have it in the tank tonight.

4.The team of Tenzan Sasaki and Rashid the Butcher w/ Don Jones beat the pairing of Jimmy Matua and The Cosmic Crippler w/Crystal when Rashid and Sasaki hit a variation of ROLLING THUNDER on Matua through double tables at ringside! Fast paced tag action all the way. Rashid at points went to his Draconian Spike, bloodying Matua and the Crippler. The Crippler suplexed both Rashid and Sasaki all around the ring and Matua even chipped in with several chair shots and a surprise FIREBALL on Rashid. The turning point in the match came when Sasaki ran to the back and returned with a ladder!

5.. Stud Inc and Jacky Kage overcome the brutal offense of The New Blood Assassins and Scorpio in a six man Fans Brings the Weapons tag event and win with SPACE MOUNTAIN on a bloody and battered Scorpio. Scorpio was still feeling the effects from earlier in the night, and it was more of a handicap match for the NBA. The match witnessed the use of all sorts of plunder including, a boat ore, a frying pan, a small television set, a rocking horse, a miniature fridge and even an air conditioning unit!

6.Jarrod Priest & Blackdust completely surprise Tag champs The Aethran Outcasts w/Sodomy in a non title match when Punk AD and Ace Gold ran interference! Sodomy interfered in an attempt to swing the match, but out came Hatebreed, who made her a non factor. From there, Rage and Ruin’s attention was turned onto Hatebreed allowing Blackdust and Priest to roll up both Rage and Ruin for the double pin! The Outcasts were furious after the match.

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“Icarus Complex” comes on the PA and out to the ring walks Chris Champion. He slides in and asks for a house mic. He’s sporting a brand new, CCW : “Best Wrestling. Period!” t-shirt. The fans upon seeing the t-shirt start up a “CCW sucks” chant.

Champion : I’ve been with this company since 2118. Since the beginning! I was one half of one of the most athletic tag teams to ever grace an OHL ring. Yet Legacy and me…we never got a shot at the tag belts. We were constantly pushed down by the established talent…overlooked when it came time to hand out title shots. THIS COMPANY OWED US A SHOT…AND WE NEVER GOT ONE! Around 2121 me and Legacy decided it best to go our separate ways, see what singles competition could offer us, and well, since then our careers have went in completely opposite directions. Legacy is the longest reigning cruiserweight champ in this company’s history and is the current Telvevision champ. He’s one of the hottest commodities on the independent circuit….me? I’ve been scraping and clawing on the undercard. Just trying to get by. Now I’m not out here to ask any favors, but I know Legacy is in the back, and hell..I figured these fans would love to see you and me, 2 out of 3 falls…old school style. Athlete vs. Athlete. YOUNG LION VS. YOUNG LION! (huge pop)

Simon : Chris Champion is calling out his former partner…it‘s about time we get a chance to see these two one on one. I know the dirt sheet writers have been speculating since they broke up. Wondering when these two would be featured on the program. And I think their wish is about to come true.(“Walk” on the PA) and here comes Legacy!

Legacy : You want a shot at me and this belt Chris? (Champion nods and Legacy turns to the fans) Do you guys wanna see me give him a shot? (the fans pop big time)

Simon : AND THE FANS HAVE SPOKEN…HERE WE GO!!!

Legacy dives in and a ref is sent out.

7.TV Champ, Legacy retained his title over Chris Champion in a 2 our of 3 falls match 2 falls to 1. Champion quickly won the first fall and many began to think that he may have the champ’s number. But Legacy was able to collect himself, fight back and earn the next two falls. After the match Legacy attempted to shake Champion’s hand, Champion simply turned and rolled out of the ring, completely ignoring his former partner.

Simon : Total disrespect on the part of Chris Champion! Legacy beat him fair and square. Whats his deal?? Chris Champion obviously feels slighted, and well..who could blame him really. This folks..may only be the beginning between theses two as I am sure Legacy won’t take too kindly to being given the cold shoulder on galaxy wide TV.

Cut backstage to the Aethran Outcasts. Rage and Ruin are up in the camera’s face with Sodomy standing behind them, her arms around each of their shoulders..The tag belts slung over their respective shoulders. They look furious.

Rage : HATEBREED..YOU TWO BETTER WATCH WHO’S SHOES YOU whizz ON! CAUSE YOU CAN’T BEAT US IN A G**DAMN PISSING CONTEST!

Ruin : That’s right!! Me and Rage were gonna give you two a break…we were just gonna move on, let the past be the past. LET YOU TWO LIVE TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY!

Rage : But you two ingrates come out during one of our matches and cost us a win?!?! What the hell do you want?! Do you want us to end your careers? To put you two into the history books as yet another team in the long line of teams that the Outcasts have broken up?!?!? Fine..you’re gonna get your wish..since you guys want a shot as us so bad….

Ruin : but this is gonna be the last time..after this..THERE WILL BE NO REMATCHES.

Rage : This is how we’re gonna do it. Go talk to Mangus if you’re really serious, have em draft up the contracts. Hatebreed vs. the Aethran Outcasts for the tag titles. But here’s the catch…the losing team…HAS TO BREAK UP! We don’t give a [censored]! We’ll put it all on the line, that’s how confident we are that we can beat you! Now we’re gonna really find our if you two tough guys really have as big of a stick as you prance around claimin’ you do.

The camera then focuses on Sodomy as Rage and Ruin move to the side. She is standing provocatively in a skin tight body suit, showing off all her Aethran curves. She flashes her staple gun and smiles wildly.

Sodomy : What do ya say boys…? How hardcore are you willing to get…?

Cut back to the arena. Simon is preparing to introduce the main event for the evening.

Simon : We’re not done yet! We’ve come a long way since the start of the show, but we still have one match left for you. We’re already over our allotted time, but don’t worry, we’re going to stick with you until the conclusion of the main event.

8.In the main event, Oz the Bastard beat Bad Blood with the BASTARDIZER. This one turned into a marathon. OTB on several occasions early on looked like he’d take this one easily, but Blood hit a few buzz saw kicks and took things outside. From there it was an all out brawl. Bad Blood used anything he could get his hands on as a weapon, including an eager fan. When things finally went back in OTB was able to grab his bat and strike Bad Blood with it several times. From there OTB was able to finish off the Japanese madman.

Simon : And Oz the Bastard wins his in ring return after blasting Blood with that damned bat. Bad Blood appears to be okay, medical crews are trying to help him to the back, but he’s refusing it. What a night folks, remember, same time next week we’ll be coming to you from the Cetus Warrior’s lodge where I’ll no doubt be enjoying a bowl of their famous chilli! SEE YA!

As the camera is fading out “Perfect Stranger’s comes over the PA and Shane Masters and Fatal Four step out from the back….

Full Devil Jacket’s “Screaming Jesus” plays as the closing credits begin to roll.
END