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Post by KethVale on Sept 19, 2006 20:33:58 GMT -5
Cool stuff Ace, i'm liking this fed.
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Post by theace4ever on Sept 19, 2006 20:36:11 GMT -5
Cool stuff Ace, i'm liking this fed. Thanks Keith, glad you like it... but Phineas Phatback being the man in charge scares me... |
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Post by KethVale on Sept 19, 2006 20:37:56 GMT -5
Phineas in charge of anything should scare you. Be interesting to see how he messes with things.
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Post by theace4ever on Sept 19, 2006 22:26:25 GMT -5
as long as he doesnt order any six sided rings, I think we might be ok
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Post by JSilver on Sept 20, 2006 15:50:26 GMT -5
Dang....Dark Tyger can't win here or in the other Promoter League lol Maybe I need to start my own Promoter league, He seems to do fine when I roll the dice for him  |
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Post by theace4ever on Sept 20, 2006 18:04:35 GMT -5
just a run of bad dice rolls...Tyger is bound to come back
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Post by JSilver on Sept 20, 2006 18:20:05 GMT -5
Oh yeah, I'm not too worried about it...hehe...just makes me have to come up with something completly different than I had in mind.....
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Post by theace4ever on Sept 20, 2006 18:53:53 GMT -5
perhaps Dark Tyger and Tessa should try their luck in DZW?
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Post by JSilver on Sept 20, 2006 19:50:27 GMT -5
As long as they are wrestling they would love it
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Post by theace4ever on Sept 20, 2006 20:15:16 GMT -5
I will give them a try-out then and see how they do
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Post by blueraider1 on Sept 21, 2006 19:11:43 GMT -5
wait until rowdy rueben and jethro join this fed.then we'll see.
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Post by theace4ever on Sept 22, 2006 9:23:15 GMT -5
they will be debuting on the next card
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Post by blueraider1 on Sept 22, 2006 9:53:14 GMT -5
perhaps Dark Tyger and Tessa should try their luck in DZW? or maybe my mystery fed how about it ? |
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Post by theace4ever on Sept 22, 2006 21:46:13 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]SWA/PCW Full Throttle #006[/glow]
The Solarium, Saturn
The show opens with a video clip of Phineas Phatback entering the Solarium and ordering all the SWA/PCW signs ripped down and replaced with W3 signs...
After the video clip the cameras scan the packed crowd at the Solarium, huge new W3 signs have been put in place of the SWA/PCW signs... we are introduced to the new announce team of W3 Wrestling... Undercover Alien & Lars Toxik. Lars goes on and on about how great a man Phineas Phatback is and how lucky he is to be working for him.
We cut to the back...Phineas Phatback is sitting in Commissioner Augusteen's old office...
Phineas Phatback: Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen...I am the new owner and Commissioner of the former SWA/PCW, now known as W3 Wrestling... tonight is a special night of celebration as all of the SWA Champions will be defending their titles tonight in Tirion Triple Threat matches! This should be one amazing night....
Speakerbox: Mr. Phatback... there is a Neil Bob, Jethro, & Rueben here to see you...
PTP: Who?
Speakerbox: Neil Bob, Jethro, & Reuben...
PTP: What do they want?
Speakerbox: They wish to wrestle here...
PTP: Tell them the roster is full...go away
Speakerbox: They say they arent leaving until they talk to you...
PTP: Fine, send them in... this should be amusing...
*The 3 men enter the room*
Neil Bob: Hello Mr. Phatbutt, I'm Neilybob and this is the Rednex...
PTP: That's Phatback you idiot... what are you some type of wrestling Country & Western group from Dorado?
Neilybob: No, They are Rednex and I'm their manager..we want a spot here on the roster...
Jethro: yeah, weez wanna wrassle! shou wee!
Rowdy Rueben: Yessir, thats whut we want... we been wrasslin' since we was knee high to a june bug... shoot.
PTP: My roster is full, I dont need any country bumpkins..I have one already...
Neilybob: Well you see Mr. Phatbutt, we arent leaving until you give us a shot...
PTP: For the last time its Phatback! Is that so Mr. Neilybob? Well then fine, your boys against two of my guys... you win, you have a spot on the roster... lose and its back to whatever turnip truck you fell off of.
Neilybob: You hear that boys...we got a shot!
Jethro: That's mighty fine of you Mr. Phillybutt ah reckon...thanks!
Rueben: yeah....shoot.
PTP: Now get out of my office!
PTP presses the speakerbox...
PTP: Doris tell Hardcorpse and Wacky Kabuki they have a match tonight...tell them they had better win or they are fired!
Match #1
M.O.B. beat Wild Boys when Tony DeVito pinned Steve Christian after The M.O.B. Hit [**1/2]
~ Great opening match with the WIld Boys having the early advantage, but the roughhouse tactics of M.O.B. win out in the end.
Match #2
Hardcorpse & Wacky Kabuki defeated The Rednex (w/Neilybob) when Hardcorpse pinned Jethro after a missed turnbuckle charge [/li][li]
~ The Rednex got off to a good start but the hardcore offensive of Hardcorpse proved too much...Jethro couldnt make it to his corner to tag out...after the match Phineas Phatback came onto the SolarTron
PTP: You know what Neilybob... I've changed my mind...I'll give your boys the job...however, if you lose next week...all 3 of you become my personal errand boys!
Match #3
Pillchard beat Buddy Hotpants with the Pug Buster [/li][li]
~ Before the match Phatback told Hotpants he wanted him to take that disobediant mutt out...Hotpants promised he would... Phatback said he had better or else... Pillchard completely dominated the match and ended it in short order with the Pug Buster keeping Pillchard's unbeaten streak intact.
[glow=yellow,2,300]SWA Womens Title Match - Tirion Triple Threat[/glow]
Eager Beaver defeated Wild Thang & Tiger Mask(c) when Eager Beaver pinned Tiger Mask after the Beaver Cleaver to become the new Womens Champion [/li][li]
[glow=yellow,2,300]United Stars TV Title Match - Tirion Triple Threat[/glow]
Busta Capp beat Sturgis Khan & Mr. Wrestling(c) when Busta pinned Mr. Wrestling after the Gat Splat to become the new USTV Champion [1/2*]
[glow=yellow,2,300]Astro Title Match - Tirion Triple Threat[/glow]
Lil' Torquemada defeated Ace Ozone(c) & Chalupacabra when Ace Ozone was locked in the Torture Rack [**1/2]
~ After the match Ace Ozone grabbed the mic and let off a huge tirade about how this was BS and how Phatback is going to be the death of this company... Ozone them told PTP to go (bleep) himself and said "I quit"
[glow=yellow,2,300]SWA Tag Team Title Match - Tirion Triple Threat[/glow]
Energy Express(c) narrowly defeated Octopus Johnson/Frankenpuss & Salacious Rex/Morgoloth & Mo when Comet Kid pinned Octopus Johnson after a running clothesline [*****]
~ The best match of the card, this was a long battle that saw Energy Express take alot of punishment from both W3 teams... the only breaks they recieved is when the two W3 teams would battle each other... there were many close calls in this match and it looked as if the team of Johnson & Frankenpuss were going to take the titles until Comet Kid made a miracle of a comeback and caught Johnson off guard with a nasty running clothesline to get the three count and quickly escape with their belts.
[glow=yellow,2,300]SWA Heavyweight Title Match - Tirion Triple Threat[/glow]
Body Count(c) beat Flex Manly & Johnny Satan when B.C. pinned Manly after Another Sucka Dead [*****]
~ Another outstanding match as both Manly & Satan (when not fighting each other) tried like hell to put Body Count down, but Body Count would not stay down and matched both men power for power, both men used their finishers on Body Count ( and each other for that matter) but Body Count just would not stay down... Body Count gave Satan Another Sucka Dead, but the pin was broken up by Manly... B.C. took the fight to Manly as Satan slowly recovered and got to his feet...Body Count picked up a chair and gave Satan a vile chairshot that sent him sailing between the ropes to the floor outside... B.C. then grabbed Manly and leveled him with Another Sucka Dead as Mona Mammeries stood and watched helplessly as the ref hit the three count.
Backstage: Phatback is throwing a fit at dropping two straight matches and swears to avenge both losses next week as Full Throttle goes off the air.
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Post by KethVale on Sept 22, 2006 22:35:23 GMT -5
another real cool show Ace. Awwwww PTP is throwing a temper tantrem, but then again that might be bad for the fed.
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Post by theace4ever on Sept 22, 2006 22:37:33 GMT -5
another real cool show Ace. Awwwww PTP is throwing a temper tantrem, but then again that might be bad for the fed. yeah, like PTP ordering a 6 sided ring for the Solarium bad... I think Body Count and Energy Express are definetly on his list |
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Post by Chewey on Sept 23, 2006 9:23:58 GMT -5
Man, neilybob acting as Phatback's personal errand boy would be funny, but I've got to have faith in the Rednex that they won't let that happen...
Nice to see Body Count and Energy Express throwing a wrench into Phatback's plans.
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Post by blueraider1 on Sept 23, 2006 12:09:01 GMT -5
Man, neilybob acting as Phatback's personal errand boy would be funny, but I've got to have faith in the Rednex that they won't let that happen... Nice to see Body Count and Energy Express throwing a wrench into Phatback's plans. you boys ain't seen nuthing yet. |
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Post by theace4ever on Sept 26, 2006 14:14:52 GMT -5
coming tonight....
What does Phatback have in store for Energy Express & Body Count?
Phatback has terminated some SWA/PCW contracts in order to place his W3 guys on the roster...
speaking of PCW, what is happening with it....and what does the sWo have to say about it?
All this and more insanity to come....
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Post by theace4ever on Sept 27, 2006 19:57:03 GMT -5
W3 (SWA/PCW) Full Throttle # 007
*Clips of last week's card with all champions losing their respective titles except for Energy Express and Body Count and Phatback's anger over the situation*
The show opens at the Solarium, new flashy W3 signs that replaced the primitive ones from last week...the SWA/PCW ring has been replaced by a six-sided ring with a huge W3 logo in the middle.
In dark matches:
Rak'Ashan destroyed Wally the Slow Azz Postman with Wyldside [1/2*]
~ Very impressive debut from Rak...he will make a televised debut next week
Tom Stone leveled Mar Far Jinx with the Shovel Smash [1/2*]
~ Stone starts out rough, then kicks it into gear and demolishes JInx..he shall make a televised debut next week as well
Misuta Ikazuchi beat Postman Pan via a Thunder Fire Splash [/li][li]
~ Ikazuchi avenges his previous loss to everyone's second favorite postal worker
Start of the television taping:
Phineas T. Phatback appears on the SolarTron with a grim smile upon his face...
"Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the new look of professional wrestling... I hope you like the new ring, consider it a hand me down of the main W3 Organization ( * - See Werner's W3 Thread - First Card). Tonight we will have a very special card with two very special matches...first it will be the Rednex facing the team of Buddy Hotpants & USTV Champion Busta Capp in a tag team attraction, if the Rednex lose then Neilybob and his boys become my personal errands boys! Im looking forward to the new office help *PTP chuckles* The second special match tonight is the main event, it will be a six man tag team match between Johnny Satan, Salacious Rex, & Sturgis Khan facing SWA Champion Body Count and SWA Tag Team Champions Energy Express with this special stipulation...if Body Count gets pinned...he loses the SWA Title! If either of Energy Express gets pinned...they lose the SWA Tag titles!
Now you may have noticed that some SWA/PCW talent is missing...well there is a good reason for that. Are they taking a break or on vacation...no...in fact they are in the unemployment line as we speak. Some talent such as Solar Hawk, Tex Remington, Armageddon, Dark Tyger I feel were getting paid a bit too much...rather than cut their salary and then have to listen to endless whining I decided to send them on their merry way. Some have left voluntarily, such as Ace Ozone, but Im sure he will end up in that old abandoned movie theater fed on earth...enjoy working for peanuts fella! In closing, further cuts shall be made...Im not sure what to do with the PCW guys at this moment...I may need help in the custodial dept, so they might be able to fill that spot. Thank you ladies and gentlemen..I.."
*Suddenly the sWo theme begins to play and out comes Soug!*
"Whoa whoa wait a minute there mate... You tryin to tell me that the PCW division of this fed is just gonna be chuked away like garbage?"
PTP: "That could very well be the case..."
Soug: "Think again fat boy, if you think we are just gonna sit by and let you give us the boot...you got another thing comin..."
PTP: "I believe I said I hadnt made my decision yet, but you could very well help me in that decision...tonight..you and your buddies are all going to be booked tonight...You will defend your PCW X Title against an old friend of yours..Drake Steel of the Steel Empire! All Night Long & Bazzy will defend against Travis Lawler & Savage T...and your good pal The Ace will get the chance of a lifetime...he will take on the PCW Heavyweight Champion..Hardcore Jim Steel in a hardcore rules match! Have fun tonight boys...now if you will excuse me, I have business matters to attend..."
Soug: " This aint over fat man...
**SWA/W3 Womens Title Match**
Eager Beaver(c) defeated Wild Thang via Beaver Cleaver [***1/2]
~ The champion had a hard time fighting off her opponent..Wild Thang managed to put up a good fight and have the advantage for several long minutes but in the end Beaver rallied and made an impressive comeback to retain her title.
The Rednex (w/ Neilybob) beat Buddy Hotpants & Busta Capp via disqualification when Capp nailed Rueben with a chair [***]
~ hard fought match for the Rednex, Hotpants and Capp had the offensive for most of the match with Rueben & Jethro making small comebacks only to be reversed again...in the end a frustrated Capp grabbed a chair and waffled Rueben with it causing the dq...PTP was furious over this!
Pillchard defeated Morgoloth & Mo via the Pug Buster [***1/2]
~ Morgoloth & Mo were PTP's latest hired guns to try and take out Pillchard and they came damn close to doing so...PIllchard was in the fight of this life... definetly his toughest challenge to date since his debut. It took three back to back Pug Busters to finally put Morgoloth down for the three count thus Pillchard reamining undefeated...who's next? Once again, PTP was furious..thus far this doesnt seem to be his night.
**PCW X Title Match** Drake Steel defeated Soug(c) with Steel Force to capture the PCW X Title. [***1/2]
~ Soug tried everything in his arsenal to take Jim's brother down but it just wasnt happening...before the match PTP ruled it to be hardcore rules which allowed Steel to use whatever weapons he could get his hands on...and thats exactly what he did, the sWo tried to run in for a save but were stopped by Steel Empire...by the end of the match Soug was a bloody mess and Drake was the new champion
**PCW Tag Team Title Match** sWo (All Night Long & Bazzy) beat Travis Lawler & Savage T when Long pinned Lawler after Nightmare Assault [/li][li]
~ Quick match as the sWo had little trouble pounding Lawler and Savage T into mush and retaining the titles.
**PCW Heavyweight Title Match**
"Hardcore"Jim Steel(c) beat Ken "The Ace" West via Fatal Shots [**]
~ Much like the Soug match..> Ace took huge amounts of punishment and also became a bloody mess..Steel used a chair to make The Ace's face a crimson mask before Steel pinned him and retained the title.
**MAIN EVENT - SIX MAN TAG TEAM - SWA HEAVYWEIGHT & TAG TEAM TITLES ON THE LINE**
Johnny Satan, Salacious Rex, & Sturgis Khan beat Body Count & Energy Express when Satan pinned Body Count after the BEAZLE BOMB to win the SWA Heavyweight Title
~ Brutal match...Body Count started off strong against Johnny Satan as Energy Express brawled with Rex & Khan out on the floor...late in the match Satan was seen putting some liquid on his horns...Body Count hooked up with him and Satan put his horn to Body Count's eyes blinding him! From there Body Count became a sitting duck for Satan's offense...Satan mercilessly pounded Body Count and hit him with everything he had until finally the BEAZLE BOMB put the finish on him...
After the match PTP came on the SolarTron again and spoke to Body Count...
"Aww I'm sorry you lost your title there big man...but fret not...there's far more worse things in life these days...like being unemployed...like yourself! Now get out of my building! Enjoy the chow line Body Count.... HA HA HA HA HA HA"
The show fades to black with an angry but blinded Body Count in a fierce rage as PTP continues to laugh maniacally
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