eww champions

[neil]

extreme weapons and wrestling champs
hwc hakim hassen
ic tbd
tv tbd
hcc tbd
neil

[neil]

where eww headquarters
when now
why possible shutdown of eww
who ivana diamond vs the eww wrestlers
ivana diamond:good afternoon gentlemen the reason i asked you'll to be here is to give you guys some bad news.due to low attendance and gate recipits i've decided to shut down eww.
hakim hassen(eww hwc):what!! we just got started with our fed.you cant quit now.
ivana:sorry boys i made my decision and thats final.
hakim:but what are us wrestlers to do?we have familys to feed and such.
ivana:listen guys due to the reasons stated i feel we just cant compete with the big boys(i.e gwf)
hakim:camel cookies you havent exposed our fed to the public that well.why we've only had one live tv show so far.only one belt has been decided so far.the hwc that i wear around my waist.
ivana:listen boys i will make you a bet.if you can get the publics interest we can continue.if not i will pull the plug.i will give one year to do this alright?
hakim:alright(turns to other wrestlers)come on you you guys lets get our fed revived what do you say hmm?(see wall of quiet faces)any ideas you guys have to share?
vile:lets issue a challenge to another fed.like a crossover supercard.
hakim:ok anymore ideas?
to be continued
hey promoters any ideas to help save eww.lets hear them ok.
neil

[rockajabroney]

Well Camel Cookies! You can sell a whole bunch of them with the vendors! I bet they'll sell like hot cakes!

I must say, an interesting turn of events! Which fed are you thinking of crossing over to compete? Maybe M & M?

[neil]

either that or black market fight club as a new gimmick.wrestlers vs boxers.
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[neil]

in a statement released to the press.it was announced that the first fed to compete vs the eww crew would be monsters and myths.also due to budget problems the card would be 4 5man elimnation type matches.each team would have 1 captain and 4 handpicked wrestlers chosen by the captains to be in the matches.more details to follw soon.
neil

[neil]

here are the team captains for the first eww strive to survive galaxy tour.
violence
scout
ci-jo/si-jo
hakim hassen
more later
neil

[neil]

before the end of the press conference of myths and monsters.ivana diamond and a small group of wrestlers from eww appeared.heres what transpired.
ivana diamond:wait a minute elvira this press conference is far from over.im going to announce the teams for the eww side boys lineup please.
team 1
hakim hassen(cap)
vile
kaz
randor
bustup
team 2
violence(cap)
reaver
shah'bula
hop sin wang
michael riley
team 3
ci-jo/si-jo(cap)
baron von demios
deacon payne
"sugar"shane slayn
rashid singh
team 4
scout(cap)
ace of pain
thumbtack jack
crule
angry abdula
questions comments?predictions?
neil

[neil]

the eww team was victorius over the monsters and myths team.the next group they will face is unkown yet.stay tuned fans.
neil

[neil]

where eww headquarters
who ivana diamond and kaz
kaz:what did ya want comissioner diamond?
ivana diamond:i asked here today to make you a offer kaz.
kaz:whats is your offer then?
ivana diamond:i want you to cut a promo for the company.if you do you will have the number 20 spot at our battle royal.so are you interested?
kaz:i think about it ok.
to be continued
neil

[neil]

the scene opens to show kaz standing.kaz looks at the camera and says"kaz here to remind you hardcore fans to watch tonights eww show.where the matches have to be seen to believed"

eww card 9
matches
1bustup quickly made mike riley submit
2shah'bula pinned ci-jo after a great match.
3kaz forced deacon payne to submit in a another great matchup
4oddball pinned the ace of pain after both grapplers never give a inch
5vile made randor submit in a great match up.
6sugar shane slayn made hop sing wang submit

after the match ivana diamond was in her office waiting for the numbers from that nights show.ivanas cell phone rang.
ivana diamond:hello ivana diamond speaking.you got the numbers for tonights show.not bad for a non-tour card.thanks i will let the guys know.(turns off phone)now wheres fineberg?he can give the news.
the lockeroom
lawrence fineberg enters without knocking.
fineberg:great news guys.ms diamond just got the ratings for the show.shes real happy with the ratings.looks like we will be doing a show again next week with a extra match included.
fade to black
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[neil]

the show opens with ivana diamond in the ring.
ivana diamond"welcome to tonights show fans.tonight we have special matches like you've never seen before.the matches include the wheel of humiliation match.a singapore cane match.playtime death match held in a real toystore.a pancake house brawl match.hardcore table match held here.hair vs hair match held here.the main event is a first blood taped fist match enjoy."
1ci-jo beat kaz in the wheel of humiliation match.kaz got his head shaved by ci-jo.
2mike riley made deacon payne submit in the singapore cane match.mike riley whip deacon payne with the cane after the match.
3bustup made extreme submit in the pancake house brawl match.the match was held at a friendlys restaurant.diamond inc covered all damages from the match.
4playtime death match.
vile over reaver by dq.this match was held at a toys-r-us store.diamond inc covered all damage here as well.
5ace of pain pinned hakim hassen in the hardcore table match.ace of pain is the new eww hwc.
6rashid singh pinned randor in the hair vs hair match.randor lost half of his hair.
7shah'bula beat angry abdula in the first blood taped fist match held in a covered steel cage.
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[neil]

eww card 10
crule made violence submit
scout over baron von deimos by dq
mike caladarian over hop sing wang by countout
angry abudla over oddball by dq
randor made nafara submit
shah'bula made rashid singh submit after 6 hits with a loaded boot
vile made reaver submit
extreme over ace of pain by dq.ace of pain still the champ.
deacon payne beat sugar shane slayn in a best of 3 falls match
bustup made ci-jo submit
mortar pinned hakim hassen
peacemaker made mike riley submit
kaz made thumbtack jack submit.
in ivana diamonds had a pleased look on her face.
fade to black
neil

Coming soon the eww takes on street fight wrestling in a strive to survive card.

[nelson]

E.W.W card 12

the show opens with lars toxic and ace of pain in the ring.

lars toxic"good evening and welcome to my show.my guest tonight is ace of pain the eww hwc."

ace of pain"thanks for having me lars."

lars"i have a question for you.is it true that you lick your self clean and not bath?"

ace of pain"thats a stupid question and i thought you were a pro at this."

lars(raises voice)i'm a pro.are you evading the question or what?"

ace of pain(gets in lars face)"no i'm not i shower just like the rest of ones who stand on two feet.oh and lars speaking of bathing habits.when are you going to shave?"

lars"hey i shaved this morning and showered.your still evading my question."

ace of pain"i just told you are you deaf?"

(lars toxic and ace of pain get into a shoving match.they are restained by security and seperated)

matches

1ace of pain made avanter submit to pain intervention.

2violence made scout submit after giving him a gut buster.

3kaz made rashid singh submit with major surgery.

4oddball received a dq after getting caught with a steelchair.angry abdula won the matchup.

5shane slayn made reaver submit with sugar smack.

6deacon payne pinned thumbtack jack after a pumphandle slam.

7x-treme pinned randor after a groin kick.

8shah'bula made hop sing wang after slapping on a sleeper hold.

9hakim hassen pinned man of power.man of power ran into the turnbuckle and was koed.

10baditude made airborne submit with attidude adjustment.

11napalm made peacemaker submit with a atomic blast.

fade to black.

[nelson]

EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE

the room goes quiet as comissioner ivana diamond approaches the podium.

comissioner"i'm the bearer of bad news today.the eww
has been shutdown because of revenue problems.the news effects me as much as it effects the wrestling world.i would like to wish the wrestlers that were in the eww the best of luck in the future."

fade to black

[blueraider1]

a new eww is being formed watch for it.