Official Outlaw Hero League results

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This will be th ethread where I post all OHL result from here on out. I haven't posted a show on here since Extreme Dream 2121. So hopefully no one is confused.
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The camera fades in as Matua is walking out of Mangus’s office. The Hot Shot is sporting a huge smile. Icon charges up in a huff.

Icon : Hot Shot…what the hell is up with these secret meetings with the boss?! If I didn’t know better I’d think you were plotting something.

Matua : Just finalizing the contract for the match with…

Suddenly Biff Spaceballs comes out of Mangus’s office interrupting the Hot Shot. He smiles at Matua and Icon and heads off down the hallway.

Matua : kawakawa at the Pay Per View. It’s all in your head. I know you’re paranoid Ike,,I understand. You haven’t held a title around here now in almost two years….but I assure you, no one is out to get you. You haven’t lost a step…

Icon : OF COURSE I HAVEN’T!!! Hot Shot, don’t make me regret keeping you around all this time.

Matua : You need to get your mind off all this stuff. You’ve got a match tonight against Sane for that TV title. You win that belt tonight and you’re gonna be wearing two titles by the end of all this mess. And pretty soon, before you know it, the GWF or the CPC will be calling..

Icon : Cut the bull Hot Shot! I’m gonna cripple Sane tonight and put a kink in the Ace’s and Rush’s plans. But that’s fine by me. As long as the Fatal Four is in control, it don’t matter.

Matua : And before you know it, we’ll have the tag belts too. They’ve agreed to a partnership, just as soon as they take care of some business.

Icon : I’ve got my eye on you Matua . Don’t underestimate me.

Cut to intro.

From the Deimos Olympic Auditorium
This is OHL Highlight Show 66

“Whiplash” plays as the intro to the show.

Simon : We’re getting closer to Crossing the Line and things around here are reaching their breaking point. I’m Simon the Mud Man and you are watching the OHL HIGHLIGHT SHOW!!!!

1.Scorpio and Wolfen get a measure of revenge against Guillotine and Scissofight.

2.Tyler Perfect remains perfect in singles competition beating Punk AD.

3.Rep Saki takes down Rush (inj2; w/ The Ace) with ATHOUSAND FALLING SKIES.

4.The Suicide Kings over Animen Revenge.

Cut backstage to Mayhem.

Mayhem : Wolfen..ahahahahahahaha..OWOOOOOOOOO! Hahahahaha. Surrounded by fire? FIRE?! Take a good look at my body of work boy, all the greats have left their mark. (begins pointing out various scars on his body) Here, right here is Spike..and over here, Splatter. Crow left this beauty, Cage Match 2100. Doomsday Creature, Vengeance, and right here, this one, one the back of my neck, can you see it?! The man himself, Thantos. And finally..(holds up his left forearm. The skin on it is extremely disfigured.)Your pop..Wolf..FIRE DEATH MATCH! Pup…guys like Crow and Dogma stole my act..I am the definition of hardcore in this galaxy. You’ll never be your dad and you’ll never…NEVER match me. You have no clue as to what kind of sick things run through my head…the madness and recklessness that make me tick. And trust me, YOU ODN’T WANT TO! Aethran blood flows strong in these veins..I am bred to fight and destroy. Wolfen..I’ve made my bed..and at Crossing the Line, you too will make your bed…IN THE FIRE!!!! (mocking Wolfen again) OWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

5.Redeemer and Salem beat Thornn and Lady Leatherface when Salem pinned Thornn after Redeemer his BAD RELIGION onto Lady Leatherface’s chainsaw.

6.TV Champ, Justin Sane (w/ Pandora, Storm, & OMA) retains his belt over Icon with help from One Man Army. Matua was strangely absent from ringside for this match.

7.Cruiserweight Champ, Legacy beats Bad Blood, Josh Rage and Chris Czar in on of the longest matches to ever be aired on TV. The match ran longer then an hour and went 45 minutes before the first wrestler (Josh Rage) was eliminated. The match earned a standing ovation. Match of the year candidate for sure.

8.In the main event, Triple Crown Champ, Kanazawa (w/ Biff Spaceballs) defeats One Man Army to retain to title.

Simon : Crossing the Line, our next big Pay Per View event is almost here. SEE YA NEXT WEEK!

“The Zoo” plays as the credits begin to roll.

End.

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CROSSING THE LINE PPV lineup
TBH from the Deimos Olympic Auditorium
Doors open at 7pm.

*card subject to change

DOUBLE HELL BLUE LIGHTED BUG ZAPPER CRACK ALLEY STONEFISH TANK DEATH MATCH
Redeemer, Crow, and Tenzan Sasaki vs. Rep Saki and The Terrorists (#1 Marcel De Sade, #2 Mutant)


TRIPLE CROWN CHAMPIONSHIP - no one allowed at ringside
"Hot Shot" Jimmy Matua vs. Kanazawa (ch)

BARBED-WIRE HELL IN A CELL MATCH
Thornn vs. Scorpio

TELEVISION TITLE
Rush vs. Justin Sane (ch)

FIRE DEATH MATCH
Mayhem vs. Wolfen

ULTIMATE X MATCH FOR CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Josh Rage vs. Bad Blood vs. Chris Czar vs. Legacy (ch)

TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
Team No Respect vs. The Dogs of War (ch)

CHAINSAW ON A POLE DEATH MATCH
Lady Leatherface vs. Salem

Tyler Perfect vs. Raza

TEXAS TORNADO FANS BRINGS THE WEAPONS THREE WAY DANCE
The New Blood Assassins vs. Animen Revenge vs. Guillotine and Scissofight

Punk AD vs. the debuting Cosmic Crippler

Suicide Kings vs. the returning Aethran Outcasts

predictions and comments are welcome.

[bmurderh8s]

heres the short results. the full writeups for these shows and others are on the gwfultraviolence group. later.
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Outlaw Event 73 "Foundation" - Deimos Olympic Auditorium

Fobia beat Mysterioso in an exciting match to open the show ... Gargola used interference from Peoso Satanica to beat Talisman ... Jarrod Priest & Blackdust topped Peoso Satanica in a wild tag bout ... The Stormtroopers of Death beat Strange Land when Sykk was pinned via WINDS OF DECAY ... The Cosmic Crippler came back to beat the Walking Horror Show, Terror ... Sammael showed up his protoge, SUPER X Crown Champ, Legacy in an awesome match ... in a grudge match, The Dogs of War beat Stud Inc in a Double Dog Collar 4 Corners of Pain Space Heater Death Match ... Rashid the Butcher over Super Leatherface ... Grand Prix Tag champs the NBA beat Da Skullz in an unsanctioned House Brawl Hospital Elimination Match ... Thornn, Mayhem, & Nightmare beat Tenzan Sasaki, Hercules Matsura & Body Bag Jones in a 6 man tag event ... IP TV Champ Crow retained his belt over Umemura ... In the main event, Triple Crown Champ Jimmy Matua beat Bad Blood.

Outlaw Event 74 "The Highlight Show" - Deimos Olympic Auditorium

Talisman won a 4 Corners match against Blackdust, Ruckus and Josh Rage ... Terror beat Super Leatherface in a violent match ... Rashid the Butcher beat Big Mac of Da Skullz ... in an impromptu falls count anywhere match Peoso Satanica & gargola beat Terror & Kaos when Kaos was pinned in OHL Owner, Mangus' office ... Tenzan Sasaki took out Cody Hawk ... IP TV Champ Crow over Thornn to retain ... in an impromptu 3-way dance, triple crown champ Jimmy Matua beat Bad Blood and Crow ... In a Caged in Hoodie Rematch, Grand Prix Tag Champs, The NBA beat former champs, The Dogs of War to close the show.

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Outlaw Event 75 Lineup.

MAIN EVENT
1.Umemura vs. Tenzan Sasaki - Bed of Thumbtacks Match

2.Enigma vs. Legacy (SUPER X Crown Champ) 2/3 Falls

3.Rush vs. Rashid the Butcher

4.Al Frost & Bad Blood vs. Da Skullz

5.Dog #2, Demon vs. Lynch vs. Mr. Nick - Fans Bring the Weapons 3-Way Dance

6.Blackdust & Jarrod Priest vs. Hercules Matsura & Body Bag Jones

[blueraider1]

real nice card deathmatch kid.

neilybob

[SMD_rules]

Great stuff man, that was awesome!!!

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The camera fades in on the packed Empire Ballroom from the Mars
Hilton. "Mobscene" is blasting over the PA as Simon hit's the ring
and welcomes the fans to the show.

Simon : Hello everyone and welcome to yet another edition of the
Highlight Show! I'm Simon the Mudman and we're glad to be here,
playing in front of you great fans for the first time ever..

The PA suddenly comes to life and the sound of Trumpets playing
fills the ballroom. They are playing in a rather regal manner and
the fans begin to stir as Simon looks on confused. A young man,
decked out in a long flowing robe, and long silky blonde hair that
is swept behind his long slender pointed ears comes out from the
back. He eyes up the crowd and comes down to the ring.


Simon : uhhh…ahhhh…I..uhhh….

Fenigril Lothlorian : Good evening great fans..I am of course,
Fenigril Lothlorian of the Elvin High Council. Some of you may
recognize me..

Simon : Wait a second…who are you?! Are those fake ears?!?!

Fen : Excuse me Simon the Man made of out Mud, but I have not the
time nor the patience to entertain such silly questions. I am out
here tonight on behalf of my brethren to alert all of you to the
escalating situation in the galaxy between the Elves and the
Vampires…..

"Shut the [censored] up" chants..

Fen : Please..PLEASE. You have to listen to me! Please don't allow
yourself to be so misguided by what you see around you as to ignore
the imminent danger that the vampire nation poses to all of you…..

Mangus steps out from the behind the curtain with a mic to a big pop
from the fans.

Mangus : Hey..hey! Cut that guys mic…CUT IT NOW! Hold on there
uh..guy. You see, in some other companies it might be okay for you
to come out here, and waste everyone's time. But not here. That's
not how we do business. I don't know how you got past security, and
I don't really care, I'll deal with whoever's fault that is later. I
could ask you to leave…but…that's not our style….so CUE UP THE MUSIC!

The lights drop and "Head" by Static X fires up over the PA and the
fans go to their feet as first its Reverend Black through the
curtain, followed by…TORMENTOR!!! Black leads Tormentor down to the
ring, who's dragging behind him a massive steel chain. As the pair
hit ringside, Fen comes over the top rope, hitting a flying cross
body onto Reverend Black!

Simon : (in the broadcast position now)That guy just laid out the
Good Reverend, and now he's got a steel chair, OH CHRIST!!!

Fen comes off the guardrail with a chair first super kick which
sends Tormentor crashing into the first row, crushing several
fans!!! Tormentor slowly rises to his feet and Fen tries to dive
into the crowd at him but gets caught!!

Simon : Tormentor just caught him…and I…DEMON CLEANER!!! DEMON
CLEANER RIGHT ONTO THE GUARDRAIL!!! HE JUST BROKE THAT GUYS BACK!!!!
Call the coroner and get this guy a toe tag because Tormentor just
killed him!

Fen is sent crashing onto the guardrail and is bent in an awkward
position as the fans chant "holy Shit" and "Get the body bag". Fen
goes limp in the aisle and security is sent out to drag him away.

Mangus : NOW THAT FOLKS…WAS HARD F***ING CORE!!!!!

Cue intro.


From the Empire Ballroom, the Mars Hilton
This is OHL Highlight Show 75 (Thumbtacks of Death)

"The Zoo" plays as the intro to the show. Clips of past OHL events
are shown with Terror and Super Leather going steel chair vs.
chainsaw to start and coming to a close with Sasaki, glaring into
the camera a mask of blood, holding up his barbed-wire branded
forearm. The camera fades in on the ballroom as Priest and Blackdust
have already taken their place in the ting. "Ten Fingers(My last Ten
Minutes)" by CODC comes over the PA and Hercules Matsura and Body
Bag Jones comes down to ringside amidst chants of "Outlaw Rules".


1.Jarrod Priest & Blackdust vs. Hercules Matsura & Body Bag Jones

Clips of this match are shown. Priest and Dust take to the air as
usual and the fans seem to appreciate the effort. The former DCJ and
DAW tag champs however impose their will, using brawling tactics to
subdue the smaller team. The highlight of the match came when
Matsure hit a big man tope into the aisle onto Priest and Blackdust,
driving the fans nuts. Matsura and Jones eventually score the win
after Body Bag Jones hit's the coffin feeder on Priest. Blackdust
tries to make the save but is cut off by Matsura!

Winners : Hercules Matsura & Body Bag Jones


2.Rush w/ Ace West vs. Rashid the Butcher w/ Don Jones & Psychosis

Rashid barely gets a chance to react as Rush quickly asserts himself
in this one. The bout sees liberal interference from West and Jones
and at points looks like things might get out of control. Psychosis
gets involved, but gets head and arm suplexed out of the ring to the
floor and looks dead. Rashid misses he Deadfall and Rush tries to
finish the Butcher off. Jones throws a chair into the irng and
strikes Rush square in the head, stopping the count. The fans love
it. Rush goes out after Jones allowing Rashid to get to his feet,
grab the chair and hit a triple jump somersault to the outside!!!
Rashid drags Rush back in, and like clockwork, Big Mac is out from
the back. He clobbers Jones and Psychosis and hit's the ring. Rashid
sees him, but gets caught by the pizza cutter. West slides in a
table and Mac sets it up and hit's a big mac moonsault through it!!!
The ref is irate but the West levels him as Rush covers. Ace makes
the count, 1...2..3!

Winner : Rush

Simon : Are we gonna let that stand?!? The Ace can't do that for
God's sake..damnit,, here comes the rest of Da Skullz!!! They're
gonna destroy Rashid, Psychosis trying to help, he looks messed up
real bad…Dezmond power bombs him out of the ring!!! GOD!!

Don Jones dives in and pleads with West to show some mercy, the Ace
levels Jones!!! "El Cu Coy" on the PA!!!!

Simon : CODY HAWK!!!!!!

Cody Hawk gets a nice pop and flies into the ring! He leg lariats
Mac and sends him tumbling. Next up he goes after Vito and Dezmond
but gets caught by Rush and the WALL OF PAIN!!

Simon : Rush just tore Cody Hawk in half, and now Rush has Cody Hawk
up for a piledriver…BAD BLOOD!!! BUZZSAW KICK!!! OOOOOOH THAT HURT
NO DOUBT! RUSH IS LIMP!!! And here comes Al Frost with the Reverend
and Tormentor!! (the bell sounds) Folks, that was indeed the
bell..time for an impromptu tag team 3-way dance!

3.Al Frost & Bad Blood w/ Rev. Black, Tormentor, & Skull vs. Da
Skullz w/ Ace West vs. Rashid & Cody Hawk w/ Jones & Psychosis

Wild to start and it remains that way throughout. Its hard to keep
track of who the legal man in the match is, but its fairly clear
that it doesn't matter. There's fighting on the outside and in the
ring, and in the confusion, Bad Blood is able to hit the TRANSFUSION
on Vito and get the pin. Da Skullz are eliminated early! They refuse
to leave and it remains a 3-way dance. Security at no point is sent
out to escort them out. Frost hits an asai moonsaullt onto both Cody
Hawk and Rashid which really gets the fans going. Back inside and
its Bad Blood running rough shot, taking on both Rashid and the
eliminated Skullz. Eventually Psychosis is back into it, and he ends
up brawling with Big Mac! Jones smashes Mac with a chair and
Psychosis hit's a leg drop on the guardrail!!!! Al Frost has Hawk
reeling but Rashid comes to the rescue. In comes Bad Blood but he
gets caught by Rashid! Rashid takes over and Jones and Black don't
interfere. They let the two go at it. The two really impress and it
could go either way. Frost is tagged in and he's able to keep Rashid
off his game until Hawk comes in and blasts him! Rashid dives out
onto Blood and Hawk hits SUSPENDED REALITY on Frost, covers, and
gets the 3-count!

Winners : Rashid & Cody Hawk

After the match, The Ace, Rush, and Triple crown champ, Jimmy Matua
hit the ring. They sneak attack Tormentor and Psychosis before
entering. The odds are in their favor and they destroy everybody!
Rush hands out Wall of Pains, Ace West uses a chain wrapped fist as
a potent weapon and Matua throws a fireball at Bad Blood! Before too
long the ring is cleared out save for the Fatal Four…

Simon : And the Fatal Four in full force have completely cleared the
ring. Bad Blood looks in bad shape at ringside…medics are attending
to him…and the Hot Shot has a mic.

Hot Shot : Listen….tonight I…what the hell?!?! (The house lights
suddenly go down)

Simon : The lights are out!! the light are..(Loud sirens fire up
over the PA and it's defining. There's a commotion in the ring as
Simon tries to scream above the noise. The sirens cut off and the
house lights come back on!) CROW HAS THE ACE!!!

As the lights come back up the Fatal Four have scatted and Crow
stands in the center of the ring holding Ace West by the throat!
West is completely limp. Crow is flanked by Shogun and Oderus as he
points right at Matua, gives him the dead man sign and then plants
Ace with a KOBE kick!

Simon : Crow just sent the Hot Shot a message! He's putting him on
notice, and look at the champ, he looks like he's going to sick!!
That's right Hot SHOT, The Angel of death has his eyes on you and
your belt. And hell..Matua still has his hands full with The
Reverend's crew. Matua may want to consider going into another line
of work, because NO ONE is safe! Next up, ("Thunderkiss" on the PA,
bringing out Demon) the war between Stud Inc, The Dogs of War and
tag champs the New Blood Assassins continues as we bring you a fans
bring the weapons 3-way dance!




4.Demom, Dog #2 vs. Lynch vs. Mr. Nick - Fans Bring the Weapons Match

Lynch collects plunder on his way to the ring and this one gets
started at ringside. Mostly out of control brawling with Lynch
doing a lot of damage. At one point Lynch calls for the fans to
toss their plunder into the ring, and they happily do so. It's a
shower of weapons as Lynch, Mr. Nick and Demon fight in the ring!

Simon : You're not gonna see that anywhere else fans! GOD! They're
knee deep in plunder!!!

Demon is eliminated first by Mr. Nick via the Face Splitter and Dog
#2 is retired to the dressing rooms. Towards the end we have Nick
and Lynch bleeding like a pair of stuck pigs and it looks like
either man may pass out. Lynch is able to hit the Lynch Pin, but
can't get the 3-count. The fight shifts back outside and into the
crowd where Lynch smashes Nick with a wooden rocking horse that is
handed to him by a young fan!!! Lynch drags Mr. Nick to the back of
the ball room and lays Mr, Nick out across a small scaffolding and
begins climbing to the top of a stack of sound equipment! The crowd
begins to stir as lYnch reaches the top, he prepares to dive…

Simon : We're about to see that Newjack Special..NO!!! IT'S JACKY
KAGE!!! KAGE FROM..WHERE THE HELL DID HE COME FROM?!?! HE HAS
LYNCH!!! THE STOPPER!! THE STOPPER!!! LYNCH IS SENT CRASHING THROUGH
THE SCAFFOLDING! HE's A MESS OF TWISTED METAL AND BROKEN WOOD!!! OH
MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!

Fans pop huge and the ballroom is filled with chants! Mr. Nick pulls
Lynch out from the wreckage and makes the cover. The ref informs him
that this is not falls count anywhere, but Kage is on the scene,
persuading the ref to make the count anyway, 1...2...3! HERE COMES
DMF!!

Winner : Mr. Nick

DMF comes racing out through the crowd with a blowtorch and a bottle
of whiskey. He shoots a fireball right at Kage, setting his long
blonde hair on fire!!!!!

Simon : KAGE IS ON FIRE, DMF PUTS HIS HEAD OUT WITH A PILEDRIVER
RIGHT ONTO THAT LARGE SECTION OF SCAFFOLDING..IT'S PRIMO AND MARX!!!
RIGHT ON TIME!

Johnny Primo and Tyrone Marx are out and it's a free for all in the
crowd. Soon Demon and Ripper are out, and it's a riot in the back of
the ball room! Several fans get involved in the fight and when
security finally comes out, they are forced to restrain several fans
along with the wrestlers!

Simon : While security cleans up the mess among the fans, I'm being
told that at this time that I need to welcome our new sponsor to the
team….what?!

Suddenly Terror bursts into the broadcast booth! Terror is heavily
bandaged but several large burns can still be seen covering his
upper body and arms.

Simon :…Terror, uh, a little unexpected, I didn't see this on the
format..

Terror : F**K THE FORMAT MUDMAN!!! RECENTLY IT'S BEEN LOOKING LIKE
HOLLOWEEN AROUND HERE WITH ALL THE COSTUMED, GIMMICKED F*CKS RUNNING
AROUND THIS PLACE! That's right Clowns….Gargola….last week, you sent
me and Kaos to the hospital…hell..you damn near put me out….but
that's where you made the mistake…..you almost….ALMOST…put me out!
YOU DIDN'T FINISH THE JOB, AND NOW ME AND KAOS, WE WANT OUR DUE!!!
I'm the sickest man in this company, and Kaos is hands down the
most talented. So next week me and Kaos, we're gonna get us a
partner, and we're gonna fight…FIGHT..not wrestle in a 6-man tag
event.. And Simon, you better put Mangus on notice to get the ring
crews warmed up, because next week….DOUBLE HELL BLUE LIGHTED BUG
ZAPPER, MAKO SHARKTANK DEATH MATCH! You three better pray..PRAY that
I don't..AAACCCK!

Simon : AAAAHHHH!

With that Gargola is in the broadcast area diving on top of
Terror!!! Soon Crank and Chuckles are involved, pushing past Simon
who is looking more then a little flustered. Chuckles has a butcher
knife and he begins to go to town on Terror opening up many deep
lacerations on the walking horror show. He's bleeding everywhere.
Finally it's Kaos, who pulls down a piece of the set on his way into
the fray! Kaos cleans house before security is back out to break up
the brawl. Kaos calls to medical crews as Terror lays limp on the
floor in a puddle of his own blood.

Simon : Peoso Satanica is sick!!! Well, tonight, we see the return
of the last man to where the cruiserweight belt before this company
froze in early 2120. That man is Enigma, and tonight he challenges
the brash Super X Crown champ Legacy. Recently Legacy has drawn a
lot of heat from his comments towards perennial main eventer and
former OHL triple crown champ Sammael. Currently he's running
roughshot in some other company, and Legacy has said this past week
that he ran away to the Far East because he was worried that he
might be usurped by his former protégé..("Walk" on the Pa) Well I'm
not so sure about all of that…but up next, Legacy defends, 2 out of
3 falls!

5.Enigma (return) vs. Legacy (SUPER X Crown Champ) 2/3 Falls

This match is fast paced and even. Legacy looks focused, but so does
Enigma and the fans shower him with "Welcome Back" chants after an
ENIGMA SUICIDA to the outside to win the first fall. Legacy is
caught off guard back comes back with a flurry. Legacy hit's the
Lightbringer twice and pins Enigma. We go into the third and final
fall and Enigma comes close to winning the belt 3 separate times.
Fans are on the edge of their seats sensing a title change. But
Legacy seems to dig down deep and withstand Enigma's awesome
offensive attack. Legacy rallies, goes to the air, hit's the
Daredevil Leap and takes the match! Legacy grabs his belt, looks
into the camera, smirks,

Legacy : I'M BETTER THEN YOU…… SAMMAEL!!!!

..and heads off to the back.

Winner : Legacy

Simon : He's pretty cocky for a guy who's never beaten the guy…(Ring
crews begin coming out and begin setting up the ring) Yes, those are
thumbtacks that they are setting up in the ring. And that means it's
time for out main event. Umemura challenges the King of Death…Tenzan…
Sasaki!

6.Umemura vs. Tenzan Sasaki - Bed of Thumbtacks Match.

Both men waste no time in using the thumbtacks and both men are
bleeding not halfway through. A dark, crimson appears to stain
Umemura's mask from the inside, and the ref wants to remove it to
free all the blood. He refuses and the match carries on. At one
point Umemura shoves a handfull of tacks down Sasaki's shorts and
hit's a low blow with a steel chair! Every male in the audience
cringes upon seeing that one!
Sasaki repeatedly piledrives Umemura onto a pile of thumbtacks, and
both men come up, covered in loads of them. Sasaki takes the match
outside in an attempt to inflict more damage but Umemura grinds a
handfull of thumbtacks into his face!!! Umemura tosses the KOD into
the crowd and hit's the apron..

Simon : he's reaching into his trunks for something….he's got a
lighter and what looks like a bottle of lighter fluid..oh no..not
this…NOT INTO THE FREAKING CROWD. (With a spark of his lighter,
Umemura's entire up body becomes a flaming cannonball and he
launches himself off the apron into the crowd!!) HE MISSES!!! OH
DIOS MIOS!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD! There is a fire in the 4th row..I
think several fans are on fire as well!!!!! LAW SUIT!!!!!!

Umemura looks done for but somehow is able to kick out of a Sasaki
pin. EMT's are in the crowd now tending to several fans. Sasaki
brings in a pair of steel chairs and then disappears under the ring.
He comes crawling out with a small metal lock box.

Simon : Now what does Sasaki have…it looks to be a small metal lock
box…what could be inside?!

Sasaki slides in, smashes Umemura with the box, and then opens it up
to reveal….

A FIRECRACKER?!?!? Sasaki takes the firecracker and uses Umemura's
lighter to spark the firework. He shows it to the fans before
shoving it down Umemura's trunks! Umemura struggles to pull it free,
but he
S too late. The firework goes off in his trunk and its one of the
more disgusting acts ever broadcasted! Sasaki refuses to pin Umemura
and begins setting up the steel chairs. He laces the seats with
thumbtacks and then uses what's left of the lighter fluid and the
light to light them on fire!!

Simon : HE'S LIT THOSE TWO CHAIRS ON FIRE…SIDE BY SIDE..HE'S GOING
TO POWER BOMB UMEMURA RIGHT THROUGH THEM…OOOH NO!!

Umemura suddenly reverses and hit's a brutal bad body drop!! Sasaki
is sent crashing through the seats of the flaming chairs and
violently flails around on the mat as his back ignited!!!!!! Umemura
falls on top of Sasaki, 1.….2.….3!!!!!!

Winner : Umemura

Simon : That was just plain ugly! We're over our allotted time for
this week, so until next time…GOOOD NIGHT!

The camera fades in on a trail of blood that leads us through the
backstage area. Down the hall, around the corner, and past Mangus'
office. It comes to a stop in front of one of the locker room doors.
The camera pushes open the door and continues following the blood
trail which picks up in the locker room. The trail ends up leading
to a Bloody Tenzan Sasaki, slumped over against the wall, wrapping
bandages around his many wounds. He looks into the camera, a face
full of blood and anger.


Sasaki : (Breathing heavily and in his trademark thick Japanese
accent) BZW has left me..out of their tournament. That is fine…I
have proven all I need to..now..now I only focus on settling old
scores…on honoring tradition and my forefathers. Some would wish to
see everything that those built before us come crashing down…some
would wish to see tradition snuffed out….Umemura….so …dead men live
after all….tonight..you beat me. Tonight you left that ring being
able to say, I beat Tenzan san in a death match, that you, watched
me bleed. If it is my legacy that you are challenging Umemura, then
I dare you to take it away. Nozawa couldn't….Terror couldn't….my own
brother…could not. Go get that dog Rep Saki…go get Hakabutsu…dig up
Onita if you have to! I know that dogs lay together!!!!…4 on 1...6
on 1, hell 10 on 1 and I still like my odds. You better be prepare
Umemura san, because I don't do things only half way…I either all in…
or…all out. Know..that this won't find conclusion, can't….until one
of us…one of us is DEAD! I have the heart of a lion…and I will
never back down..not until the last breath.
ISTU……………DAMO (Anytime, Anywhere)!!!!!!!!!!!!

end

[theace4ever]

hmmm... Crow must pay for that! Great read B... *goes back to plotting Crow's demise*

[bmurderh8s]

Lineup for Outlaw Event 76 (Highlight Show)
back home from the Deimos Olympic Auditorium

1.Blackdust vs. Al Frost

2.Ruckus vs. Super Leatherface

3.Umemura & Hakabutsu vs. Tenzan Sasaki & Hercules Matsura

4.Cody Hawk vs. The Cosmic Crippler

5.The Young Lions vs. N.B.A. (Grand Prix Tag Champs)

6.Bad Blood vs. Rush vs. Rashid the Butcher vs. Crow (IP TV Champ)

7.Gargola & Peoso Satanica vs. Terror, Kaos, & ? -
Double Hell Blue Lighted Bug Zapper Mako Sharktank Death Match

[gabe72]

Damn good show DMK. I've always enjoyed reading your shows on the hardcore group.