BZW battlezone
Jul 6, 2006 1:52:59 GMT -5
Post by SMD_rules on Jul 6, 2006 1:52:59 GMT -5
From the Barbed Wire Casino
This is BZW's
BATTLEZONE
With no music or fanfare, the show begins with houselights coming up
and Shane Masters in one of his trademark Venusian suits standing in
center ring. The fans erupt in a "Shane" chant and as he
acknowledges, the chant changes to "BZ DUB"
Shane: TONIGHT!!! TONIGHT…its begins! Tonight we begin to reeducate
the galaxy as to just what it means to be extreme!! Tonight we begin
to reintroduce the galaxy as to what it means to be HARDCORE!!!!
Tonight we're live broadcasting across this great galaxy and of all
places....Here in the hollowed halls of the Barbed wire Casino, THE
FECW ARENA!!!! Its been a long ride and its good to be home...first
order of business…..is to address a rumor! We will indeed be holding
a tournament in the next few weeks to crown……….
Masters is cut short as the sound of very regal trumpeting comes not
from the pa, but from the crowd. A magnificently dressed man?! Steps
forward, his skin is very pale, his hair a wispy blonde and his ears………
Derek Magna: Hello everyone and welcome to battlezone….and ahh…….is
that an elf?!?! Are……I mean his ears are pointy
and…….hmmmm......Shades of mr. spock I guess
Maxine Babe: He's kinda handsome in a femmy, girly sorta way.
DM: Are you saying Shane is femmy?
MB: NOT SHANE YOU IDIOT!!!
DM: Well dispite security trying to stop him, it looks like Masters is
inviting him into the ring.
Masters: Come on in here little fellow....you must have something
really important to say.
??: Yes indeed sir, I am Fenigril Lothlorian of the Elvin council.
I've been sent warn you….all of you that impending danger lurks very
near. You see for longer then I can recall, my people have battled
the evil Vampire nation, and now they threaten to....
SM: WHOA!!!! Slow down there Bilbo!!! Hold the boat to lochness or
wherever you guys go to roost at the end of the day! Now I appreciate
a good gimmick, but I mean…..hey who didn't love count necros....Yea
it was hoaky and whatever and yes we do have Gargola under
contract(Nice pop at that) but I mean, come on...he's more goth isn't
he? I mean that's his...ah, gimmick(Makes sour face at the word)
we're really not down with all that hocus pocus stuff, I mean next
your gonna bring out a boy wizard right?
FL: Sir, Master Shane, you don't...
SM: No NO, its Shane masters, not Masters Shane, are you on somthin
kid? Smokin that lotus are we?
FL: SIRE, PLEASE LET ME EXPLAIN
"Here Comes the Pain" blasts over the pa and the fans erupt.
DM: OH...My..GOD!!!! ITS KRONUS!!!! KRONUS ON HIS WAY TO THE RING,
And he looks pissed!!! And why not right? This guy is the nastiest,
most misanthropic soul I've ever met in this business, and that's
saying something! For the first five years of his career he didn't
even speak, and that's only because he didn't feel the rest of
humanity was worth talking to!!!
Kronus hits the ring and swings wild at Fen, but the smaller opponent
ducks and lays a massive boot to Kronus gut, follows with a series of
fists and a few chops....
DM: AND KRONUS DIDN'T FEEL A THING!! I DIOS MIO...BURIED IN THE
BASEMENT!!!! BURIED IN THE BASEMENT!!!!! MY GOD HE KILLED THE ELF!!!!
MB: He might need medical attention.
DM: Medical attention??? Hell he might need the coroner....They felt
that one all the way back in Mordor!!!!
Fans: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!!!
DM: AND Apparently Kronus wants to speak.
Kronus:............HIT THE DAMN MUSIC!!!!
Cue up Danzig's "Five Finger Crawl" as the show goes into intro with a
vignette of several major players in the BZW plot. We fade, go to
break and then return with Team No Respect in the ring.
Justin Timberlake's "Rock your Body" comes over the pa and the fans
immediately launch into a "You Suck" chant followed quickly by a
"Homo's" chant as Bee Bop and hip hop dance their way down the ramp.
Before taking the ring Bee Bop demands a mic.
BB: You fat slugs have no idea what your looking at!!! We could be in
any media industry we wanted!!! Our talent isn't just for wrestling,
and if you don't shut up we won't bother to entertain you anymore cuz
we don't need the hassle!!! (Fans begin booing louder and tossing
trash) One thing we wanna get out before this match is when...WHEN,
we win we want to lay an open challenge out to those two old men the
Orion Rockers!!! We're sick and tired of that old routine of there's!!!!
HH: YEAH!!! You two think your hip? You think you're the it team?
Well you aint!!! See we been talkin to da peeps and da peeps says you
two are wack, so we're gonna take you out!!!
Derek Magna: Tough talk from the boy band wannabe's!! But I can
assure you that the Orion Rockers will not be cowering in any corner
from these two.
1. Team No Respect vs. Insaye
Great opening bout between two highflying and hard-hitting teams. TNR
seems to be in command after several min. of back and forth action,
but Hip Hop manages to introduce a chair to Iado's head that
practically takes him out of the rest of the bout. In the end its
Insayne with a hip hop drop on Geido for the win.
Winners: Insayne
Maxine: Now you have to admit that was an impressive win.
Derek: Are you serious? That was a win for the damn chair!!!! And
the worst part is...oh god...here they go dancing again!!! I hope the
Orion Rockers kick the crap out of these two school boys!!! Ok well
up next (Camera cuts to a trailer outside the arena, F. Dupp and
Charity step out and head for the doors) I ahhhh...folks I don't
pretend to understand the relationship between F. Dupp and his, well
his sister I suppose, or at least that's what he says but obviously in
some parts of the galaxy, ooooh....Did she just slip him the tongue?
And that's doubly worse because he has that nasty wad of chew in there!!!!
Max: Im mortified. And for me that's saying a lot!!
Charity helps F slip out of his flannel shirt, and as she does, rubs
his nipples to the sheer disgust of the fans. "Die Motherfucker Die"
cues up on the pa though and the fans erupt.
DM: AND HERE COMES RANCID!!!! 5 feet and 10 inches of pure fury and
aggression. And of late his war with Justin Sane and his crew has
threatened to spill out of control!!
2. Rancid vs. F. Dupp.
Despite the size advantage of Dupp, Rancid is all over him in this
mostly one sided battle. Dupp would eventually mount an offense that
would see him go once to often to the well when he attempted to hit
two top rope leg drops. The first worked, the second had him hitting
nothing but mat. Rancid popped up, and locked on the crippled crab
clutch.....
DM: And DUpp tapping!!! That hold im told is brutal!! And...Wait a
MINUTE!!! HAKABUTSU IN THE RING!!! KALDRUN IN THE RING!!!!! IT'S A
TWO ON ONE AMBUSH!!! AND HERE COMES THAT, THAT, DIRTY CHEATING JUSTIN
SANE!!!!
Hakabutsu and Kaldrun hold Rancid down as Sane taunts him and then
begins laying into him with brutal cane shots. Soon though the fans
erupt in cheers as The Man beast Rush crashes through the ropes.
DM: RUSH!!! ITS RUSH!!!! AND HE'S CLEANING HOUSE!!!! HERE COMES
DALTON STORM!!!! AND....WALL OF PAIN ON STORM!!!!!
3. Rush vs. Kaldrun.
This one is a total chaos as Rush is basically brawling with Kaldrun
and Hakabutsu while a recovered Rancid begins fighting in the crowd
with Justin Sane. Somehow despite the constant attacks and fending
off of Hak, Rush manages to hit the WALL OF PAIN on Kaldrun for the win.
DM: Talk about pulling a win out of nowhere!! Rush has stormed off
into the crowd I would guess to find partner Rancid and Justin Sane.
And if we manage to catch up we'll bring you that footage I'm
told…..ah and here comes Shane Masters to our table. Shane nice to
see you.
SM: Thanks Die hard, hey, what the hell are you wearing?
DM: Shane come on, haven't we done this gimmick to death?
SM: Gimmick? Son this is a shoot!! That cheap suit from the discount
rack at penny's is offending me, for god sakes I pay you a good nickel
here, will you please go buy yourself something decent? Look at
Maxine, she looks ravishing tonight. Now enough about your horrible
fashion sense. As I was about to announce at the top of the show
before lord light in the loafers interrupted me, BZW is in the
planning stages and will be holding the first ever BZW King of the
Deathmatch tournament!! Next week I'll announce the names of the men
and, hmmm...ladies? Participating in it. Now if you don't mind, Im
going to go take care of some business in the back.
Flaw's "Payback" comes over the pa bringing out Skinhead, lead by
manager Jimmy "Hotshot" Matua. Matua quickly grabs the house mic from
the announcer.
Hotshot: Shut the hell up you idiots!!! You are the most uncouth
pieces of trash in the entire galaxy. This place is a toilet and it
should've been nuked out of existence ages ago!!! Now before we get
going I have a couple things to say. First, Sammael, you've done
about all the duckin your gonna do. Icon is sick to death of it and
he wants that title, and Masters you beedy eyed charlatan, you have
the power to make this match, but you know that your paper champion
will get his ass kicked and now that you got a TV deal you don't want
your poster boy Sammael to get all beat up. WELL ENOUGH ALREADY!!!
GIVE ICON WHAT HE DESERVES!!! And now for you S..M...D! You better
get ready to get..
"Flying High Again" cuts Hotshot off in mid sentence and the fans
drowned out anything he could possibly have to say as the place
explodes. Deveroux, long hair tied back, full thick beard tied in a
ponytail and wearing sunglasses dispite the low light comes out
slapping hands, hugging women at ringside and generally wasting time
leaving matua and Skinhead furious.
Derek: one thing to be sure of, SMD will Never hurry to get into a
match, he'd rather..was that a bong??? Did someone just hand him a
bong?
He maybe the only BZW, hell the only wrestler I know that
will saunter about ringside until his entire theme song has long
played out!!!
Finally after bonging, cavorting, and taking several photo's, SMD hits
the ring.
4 SMD(Holovision champ) vs. Skinhead w/Jimmy "hotshot" Matua
SMD is a one man highlight reel as he hits rolling thunder, senton's
to the outside, flexes and poses and has Skinhead scrambling just to
survive. However things would suddenly change...
Derek: I think Skinhead is in trouble as SMD going to the..("Freak of
the week" comes over the pa.) What the Hell is this? Matua looks just
as confused as the rest of us!
Several individuals suddenly emerge from the crowd and attack SMD,
pulling him down to the concrete!!! They pummel and stomp him for
several seconds until Matua tries to help as well…
Derek: AND NOW THEY'VE ATTACKED Matua!!!
With the music playing and lights flashing the crew of five men simply
dance off, back into the crowd with security in pursuit!
Maxine: Its been crazy so far, and I think its about to get a whole
lot worse.
DM: yea and in fact Im not sure it's a wise idea to let these next two
guys on HV. I mean, The history of violence between them is legendary.
"Death crush" comes over the pa as Former Annihilator Angus Kaine
walks slowly to the ring, in his hands...
DM: What is that? Is that a ah, it's a Jack in the Box!!! What the
hell is that for? LOOK OUT ITS HUNTER!!! KEITH HUNTER FROM BEHIND
AND THIS ONE IS ON!!!!
5 Keith "psycho boy" Hunter vs. Kaine
Hunter tosses Kaine over the fence and the two brawl to the back of
the arena. Once there Kaine is powerbombed through a merchandise
table and stragled with a Cotton the Butcher foam beard!?!?!
Derek: What the hell? When did we start selling those?
The fight makes its way back to the ring where Kaine takes over and
smashes Hunter with the timekeepers bell, then his hammer, then his
chair, chokes him with his jacket and eventually uses the timekeeper
himself as a weapon!!! The fight would go on several more minutes,
both men bleeding and pushing its way to the tv time limit. Finally
Kaine manages to get his jack in the box. But upon winding it up,
Jack doesn't come out, only a spray of liquid. The odor of fuel fills
the arena.
Derek: OH NO!!! OH MY GOD NO!!!! Kaine has a lighter!!!!! Somone
stop this!!! OH MY GOD!!!! KEITH HUNTER'S LEGS HAVE BEEN SET ON
FIRE!!!!!! KAINE COVERS..1..2..3!!!!! MY GOD HE's ON FIRE TOO!!!
Paramedics and security rush in to put out the fire and attend the two
men as the fans are in a frenzy.
Cut to the back....Sammael is seated with the BZW title on his lap and
Salem kneeling at his side. A large shadowy figure looms behind him.
Sammael: Next week, I'm told I'll defend this title against none other
then Varsity. I don't have a problem with that, but Icon, you might
and believe me Icon, I want it to be you. I want to show you just
what a paper champion I really am. But Im not the boss, so next week
Varsity its your shot kid, don't blow it, oh and Hotshot, if you or
your goons, and Icon you are a one of said goons, tries to interfere,
well remember, I got someone to watch my back now. (the camera pans
out and Kronus is standing behind Sammael.)
Kronus: Matua, Don't think I've forgotten how you sold me out and left
me for dead!!! The beating I put on you last month was only a prelude
to what I have in store!!!
Salem: And one more thing Jimmy. Seeing as how you like to spend your
money to keep your little group stocked with new assassins and
toughguys, just remember, Our little family has grown as well!!!!
(She points to the other side of the room and there at a makeshift
alter, covered in candles and wearing a flowing white robe.....The
Redeemer!!!
Redeemer: For all your sins, for all the ills you've placed on mankind
Jimmy Matua, there can only be one path for you the path of REDEMTION!!!
Fade...
This is BZW's
BATTLEZONE
With no music or fanfare, the show begins with houselights coming up
and Shane Masters in one of his trademark Venusian suits standing in
center ring. The fans erupt in a "Shane" chant and as he
acknowledges, the chant changes to "BZ DUB"
Shane: TONIGHT!!! TONIGHT…its begins! Tonight we begin to reeducate
the galaxy as to just what it means to be extreme!! Tonight we begin
to reintroduce the galaxy as to what it means to be HARDCORE!!!!
Tonight we're live broadcasting across this great galaxy and of all
places....Here in the hollowed halls of the Barbed wire Casino, THE
FECW ARENA!!!! Its been a long ride and its good to be home...first
order of business…..is to address a rumor! We will indeed be holding
a tournament in the next few weeks to crown……….
Masters is cut short as the sound of very regal trumpeting comes not
from the pa, but from the crowd. A magnificently dressed man?! Steps
forward, his skin is very pale, his hair a wispy blonde and his ears………
Derek Magna: Hello everyone and welcome to battlezone….and ahh…….is
that an elf?!?! Are……I mean his ears are pointy
and…….hmmmm......Shades of mr. spock I guess
Maxine Babe: He's kinda handsome in a femmy, girly sorta way.
DM: Are you saying Shane is femmy?
MB: NOT SHANE YOU IDIOT!!!
DM: Well dispite security trying to stop him, it looks like Masters is
inviting him into the ring.
Masters: Come on in here little fellow....you must have something
really important to say.
??: Yes indeed sir, I am Fenigril Lothlorian of the Elvin council.
I've been sent warn you….all of you that impending danger lurks very
near. You see for longer then I can recall, my people have battled
the evil Vampire nation, and now they threaten to....
SM: WHOA!!!! Slow down there Bilbo!!! Hold the boat to lochness or
wherever you guys go to roost at the end of the day! Now I appreciate
a good gimmick, but I mean…..hey who didn't love count necros....Yea
it was hoaky and whatever and yes we do have Gargola under
contract(Nice pop at that) but I mean, come on...he's more goth isn't
he? I mean that's his...ah, gimmick(Makes sour face at the word)
we're really not down with all that hocus pocus stuff, I mean next
your gonna bring out a boy wizard right?
FL: Sir, Master Shane, you don't...
SM: No NO, its Shane masters, not Masters Shane, are you on somthin
kid? Smokin that lotus are we?
FL: SIRE, PLEASE LET ME EXPLAIN
"Here Comes the Pain" blasts over the pa and the fans erupt.
DM: OH...My..GOD!!!! ITS KRONUS!!!! KRONUS ON HIS WAY TO THE RING,
And he looks pissed!!! And why not right? This guy is the nastiest,
most misanthropic soul I've ever met in this business, and that's
saying something! For the first five years of his career he didn't
even speak, and that's only because he didn't feel the rest of
humanity was worth talking to!!!
Kronus hits the ring and swings wild at Fen, but the smaller opponent
ducks and lays a massive boot to Kronus gut, follows with a series of
fists and a few chops....
DM: AND KRONUS DIDN'T FEEL A THING!! I DIOS MIO...BURIED IN THE
BASEMENT!!!! BURIED IN THE BASEMENT!!!!! MY GOD HE KILLED THE ELF!!!!
MB: He might need medical attention.
DM: Medical attention??? Hell he might need the coroner....They felt
that one all the way back in Mordor!!!!
Fans: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!!!
DM: AND Apparently Kronus wants to speak.
Kronus:............HIT THE DAMN MUSIC!!!!
Cue up Danzig's "Five Finger Crawl" as the show goes into intro with a
vignette of several major players in the BZW plot. We fade, go to
break and then return with Team No Respect in the ring.
Justin Timberlake's "Rock your Body" comes over the pa and the fans
immediately launch into a "You Suck" chant followed quickly by a
"Homo's" chant as Bee Bop and hip hop dance their way down the ramp.
Before taking the ring Bee Bop demands a mic.
BB: You fat slugs have no idea what your looking at!!! We could be in
any media industry we wanted!!! Our talent isn't just for wrestling,
and if you don't shut up we won't bother to entertain you anymore cuz
we don't need the hassle!!! (Fans begin booing louder and tossing
trash) One thing we wanna get out before this match is when...WHEN,
we win we want to lay an open challenge out to those two old men the
Orion Rockers!!! We're sick and tired of that old routine of there's!!!!
HH: YEAH!!! You two think your hip? You think you're the it team?
Well you aint!!! See we been talkin to da peeps and da peeps says you
two are wack, so we're gonna take you out!!!
Derek Magna: Tough talk from the boy band wannabe's!! But I can
assure you that the Orion Rockers will not be cowering in any corner
from these two.
1. Team No Respect vs. Insaye
Great opening bout between two highflying and hard-hitting teams. TNR
seems to be in command after several min. of back and forth action,
but Hip Hop manages to introduce a chair to Iado's head that
practically takes him out of the rest of the bout. In the end its
Insayne with a hip hop drop on Geido for the win.
Winners: Insayne
Maxine: Now you have to admit that was an impressive win.
Derek: Are you serious? That was a win for the damn chair!!!! And
the worst part is...oh god...here they go dancing again!!! I hope the
Orion Rockers kick the crap out of these two school boys!!! Ok well
up next (Camera cuts to a trailer outside the arena, F. Dupp and
Charity step out and head for the doors) I ahhhh...folks I don't
pretend to understand the relationship between F. Dupp and his, well
his sister I suppose, or at least that's what he says but obviously in
some parts of the galaxy, ooooh....Did she just slip him the tongue?
And that's doubly worse because he has that nasty wad of chew in there!!!!
Max: Im mortified. And for me that's saying a lot!!
Charity helps F slip out of his flannel shirt, and as she does, rubs
his nipples to the sheer disgust of the fans. "Die Motherfucker Die"
cues up on the pa though and the fans erupt.
DM: AND HERE COMES RANCID!!!! 5 feet and 10 inches of pure fury and
aggression. And of late his war with Justin Sane and his crew has
threatened to spill out of control!!
2. Rancid vs. F. Dupp.
Despite the size advantage of Dupp, Rancid is all over him in this
mostly one sided battle. Dupp would eventually mount an offense that
would see him go once to often to the well when he attempted to hit
two top rope leg drops. The first worked, the second had him hitting
nothing but mat. Rancid popped up, and locked on the crippled crab
clutch.....
DM: And DUpp tapping!!! That hold im told is brutal!! And...Wait a
MINUTE!!! HAKABUTSU IN THE RING!!! KALDRUN IN THE RING!!!!! IT'S A
TWO ON ONE AMBUSH!!! AND HERE COMES THAT, THAT, DIRTY CHEATING JUSTIN
SANE!!!!
Hakabutsu and Kaldrun hold Rancid down as Sane taunts him and then
begins laying into him with brutal cane shots. Soon though the fans
erupt in cheers as The Man beast Rush crashes through the ropes.
DM: RUSH!!! ITS RUSH!!!! AND HE'S CLEANING HOUSE!!!! HERE COMES
DALTON STORM!!!! AND....WALL OF PAIN ON STORM!!!!!
3. Rush vs. Kaldrun.
This one is a total chaos as Rush is basically brawling with Kaldrun
and Hakabutsu while a recovered Rancid begins fighting in the crowd
with Justin Sane. Somehow despite the constant attacks and fending
off of Hak, Rush manages to hit the WALL OF PAIN on Kaldrun for the win.
DM: Talk about pulling a win out of nowhere!! Rush has stormed off
into the crowd I would guess to find partner Rancid and Justin Sane.
And if we manage to catch up we'll bring you that footage I'm
told…..ah and here comes Shane Masters to our table. Shane nice to
see you.
SM: Thanks Die hard, hey, what the hell are you wearing?
DM: Shane come on, haven't we done this gimmick to death?
SM: Gimmick? Son this is a shoot!! That cheap suit from the discount
rack at penny's is offending me, for god sakes I pay you a good nickel
here, will you please go buy yourself something decent? Look at
Maxine, she looks ravishing tonight. Now enough about your horrible
fashion sense. As I was about to announce at the top of the show
before lord light in the loafers interrupted me, BZW is in the
planning stages and will be holding the first ever BZW King of the
Deathmatch tournament!! Next week I'll announce the names of the men
and, hmmm...ladies? Participating in it. Now if you don't mind, Im
going to go take care of some business in the back.
Flaw's "Payback" comes over the pa bringing out Skinhead, lead by
manager Jimmy "Hotshot" Matua. Matua quickly grabs the house mic from
the announcer.
Hotshot: Shut the hell up you idiots!!! You are the most uncouth
pieces of trash in the entire galaxy. This place is a toilet and it
should've been nuked out of existence ages ago!!! Now before we get
going I have a couple things to say. First, Sammael, you've done
about all the duckin your gonna do. Icon is sick to death of it and
he wants that title, and Masters you beedy eyed charlatan, you have
the power to make this match, but you know that your paper champion
will get his ass kicked and now that you got a TV deal you don't want
your poster boy Sammael to get all beat up. WELL ENOUGH ALREADY!!!
GIVE ICON WHAT HE DESERVES!!! And now for you S..M...D! You better
get ready to get..
"Flying High Again" cuts Hotshot off in mid sentence and the fans
drowned out anything he could possibly have to say as the place
explodes. Deveroux, long hair tied back, full thick beard tied in a
ponytail and wearing sunglasses dispite the low light comes out
slapping hands, hugging women at ringside and generally wasting time
leaving matua and Skinhead furious.
Derek: one thing to be sure of, SMD will Never hurry to get into a
match, he'd rather..was that a bong??? Did someone just hand him a
bong?
He maybe the only BZW, hell the only wrestler I know thatwill saunter about ringside until his entire theme song has long
played out!!!
Finally after bonging, cavorting, and taking several photo's, SMD hits
the ring.
4 SMD(Holovision champ) vs. Skinhead w/Jimmy "hotshot" Matua
SMD is a one man highlight reel as he hits rolling thunder, senton's
to the outside, flexes and poses and has Skinhead scrambling just to
survive. However things would suddenly change...
Derek: I think Skinhead is in trouble as SMD going to the..("Freak of
the week" comes over the pa.) What the Hell is this? Matua looks just
as confused as the rest of us!
Several individuals suddenly emerge from the crowd and attack SMD,
pulling him down to the concrete!!! They pummel and stomp him for
several seconds until Matua tries to help as well…
Derek: AND NOW THEY'VE ATTACKED Matua!!!
With the music playing and lights flashing the crew of five men simply
dance off, back into the crowd with security in pursuit!
Maxine: Its been crazy so far, and I think its about to get a whole
lot worse.
DM: yea and in fact Im not sure it's a wise idea to let these next two
guys on HV. I mean, The history of violence between them is legendary.
"Death crush" comes over the pa as Former Annihilator Angus Kaine
walks slowly to the ring, in his hands...
DM: What is that? Is that a ah, it's a Jack in the Box!!! What the
hell is that for?
LOOK OUT ITS HUNTER!!! KEITH HUNTER FROM BEHINDAND THIS ONE IS ON!!!!
5 Keith "psycho boy" Hunter vs. Kaine
Hunter tosses Kaine over the fence and the two brawl to the back of
the arena. Once there Kaine is powerbombed through a merchandise
table and stragled with a Cotton the Butcher foam beard!?!?!
Derek: What the hell? When did we start selling those?
The fight makes its way back to the ring where Kaine takes over and
smashes Hunter with the timekeepers bell, then his hammer, then his
chair, chokes him with his jacket and eventually uses the timekeeper
himself as a weapon!!! The fight would go on several more minutes,
both men bleeding and pushing its way to the tv time limit. Finally
Kaine manages to get his jack in the box. But upon winding it up,
Jack doesn't come out, only a spray of liquid. The odor of fuel fills
the arena.
Derek: OH NO!!! OH MY GOD NO!!!! Kaine has a lighter!!!!! Somone
stop this!!! OH MY GOD!!!! KEITH HUNTER'S LEGS HAVE BEEN SET ON
FIRE!!!!!! KAINE COVERS..1..2..3!!!!! MY GOD HE's ON FIRE TOO!!!
Paramedics and security rush in to put out the fire and attend the two
men as the fans are in a frenzy.
Cut to the back....Sammael is seated with the BZW title on his lap and
Salem kneeling at his side. A large shadowy figure looms behind him.
Sammael: Next week, I'm told I'll defend this title against none other
then Varsity. I don't have a problem with that, but Icon, you might
and believe me Icon, I want it to be you. I want to show you just
what a paper champion I really am. But Im not the boss, so next week
Varsity its your shot kid, don't blow it, oh and Hotshot, if you or
your goons, and Icon you are a one of said goons, tries to interfere,
well remember, I got someone to watch my back now. (the camera pans
out and Kronus is standing behind Sammael.)
Kronus: Matua, Don't think I've forgotten how you sold me out and left
me for dead!!! The beating I put on you last month was only a prelude
to what I have in store!!!
Salem: And one more thing Jimmy. Seeing as how you like to spend your
money to keep your little group stocked with new assassins and
toughguys, just remember, Our little family has grown as well!!!!
(She points to the other side of the room and there at a makeshift
alter, covered in candles and wearing a flowing white robe.....The
Redeemer!!!
Redeemer: For all your sins, for all the ills you've placed on mankind
Jimmy Matua, there can only be one path for you the path of REDEMTION!!!
Fade...
;D.