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*The card begins with the opening music “Step Up” by Drowning Pool…. We go to the ring*
Gordon Stone is standing in the ring, his guest commentator at the announce table is none other than Ken “The Ace” West….
Gordon: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Inaugural Card of Revolution Championship Wrestling Association…we have 8 matches lined up for you tonight *Gordon Stone points over to the 3 title belts hanging on the top rope* 2 of those matches are Championship matches, we have Kansuke Konda, Adam Matravers, Josh Rage, and Filth in a 4 way ladder match for the Universal Title! And also, just signed this morning, we have Stone Cold, Oro & Lycosa, American Pride, Primal Fear, ICU, Suicide Kings, and a yet unnamed team competing in a 7 team battle royal for the Universal Tag Team Titles. With all that…lets get this show started…..
*Stone grabs the belts, steps out of the ring, and walks over to the announce table to join “The Ace”*
The Ace: Looks like we are going to have one hell of a show, almost makes me want to get back into the ring and show these young kids a thing or two…
Stone: Good thing this isn’t feds of the past like WCW and TNA…they take you up on that…
The Ace: No ****…although I wont be stepping into the ring or coming out of retirement anytime soon…I do promise this…The Ace has a HUGE surprise for everyone tonight, an IMPACT will be made…you can bet on that!
Stone: With you there’s no telling what will happen….here comes the beginning of the first match, Deadlock is on his way to the ring…
The Ace: Deadlock is a veteran, but still young…this kid Slipknot is going to have a tough lesson tonight I think…
*Slipknot’s “Before I Forget” begins to play, bringing out Slipknot*
Stone: And here he comes now…man that mask kinda creeps me out…
The Ace: *smirks and chuckles* This coming from the former “Sin-Eater”
Stone: yeah, yeah….
Slipknot vs. Deadlock
Slipknot starts out with a high impact assault that manages to catch Deadlock off guard in the opening moments, but an ill timed plancha outside the ring gives Deadlock the break he needs, Deadlock manages to dismantle the young masked man before finally getting the duke with Lock-tite.
Winner: Deadlock
The Ace: I called that one…the kid has potential, but he was up against a tough veteran and one mistake is all it takes to lose a match….
Stone: Its hard lesson learned, but this kid has a long road ahead of him…here comes Death Knight II to begin our second bout…
The Ace: Another tough veteran, He has been around a long time, and has a lot of titles to show for it…he hasn’t slowed down a bit over the years…
*Right Said Fred’s “Im Too Sexy” plays, bringing out “The Ultimate Specimen” Dravus Maxima…Dravus takes his time getting to the ring…He poses for the crowd and mugs for camera time…the crowd viciously boos him…Dravus gets into the ring and grabs the mic from the announcer….*
Dravus: Damn you, I am from M83, NOT the cheap slum M13! Get it right!
Stone: He is not from M83 and that’s a fact fans…..
The Ace: Who the hell cares where the Matador/Pegasus wanna be is from?
“The Ultimate Specimen” Dravus Maxima vs. Death Knight II
Dravus starts out the match using stall tactics to his advantage, much to the annoyance of Death Knight II and the rabid RCWA fans who began chanting “He’s a *****…He’s a *****”…every time DK II would charge at Maxima, Maxima would step outside to primp and pose for the camera…finally DK II managed to grab Maxima and drag him back inside, but the quick thinking Maxima gave him a vicious low blow and followed with the Maxima Death Run…Maxima continued to punish the stunned DKII before finally putting him down for the Project Maxima…the ref counted two and DKII kicked out much to Maxima’s shock and dismay! Maxima hit another Death Run and tossed him outside the ring…Maxima showboated a moment before going outside to get DKII….this was a mistake as DKII had time to grab a chair…as soon as Maxima got over to DKII, DKII quickly turned around and waffled Maxima in the face with the chair, DKII rolled Maxima back into the ring and put Maxima on his back with the Knightline which was quickly followed by the Death Ride for the victory.
Winner: Death Knight II
Stone: That’s what happens when you don’t follow up when you have a clear advantage…
The Ace: He can steal Matador and Pegasus’ gimmick all he wants, if you don’t have the talent to go with it…you’re ******!
*Backstage – “Mile High” Adam Matravers in seen talking to Lady Contessa Windsor, she has a smile on her face and looks to be blushing and giggling a bit…Alain Windsor comes around the corner and pushes his sister to the side and gets in Matraver’s face…”Listen bloke, my sister is of royal blood, of the Windsors, she has no time for a bloody common wanker like yourself…” Alain grabs his sister by the arm and quickly drags her off and down the ramp for the next bout… Matravers smiles to himself and chuckles...*
*Great Gate of Kiev brings out Lord Alain Windsor with Contessa Windsor in tow..the crowd immediately launches into a chorus of boos as Windsor walks with his nose firmly in the sky*
Stone: Look at this pompous ***…
The Ace: He has a right to be pompous, he’s royalty you git! Besides he has one hot sister! She can be my….
Stone: TMI…TMI!
*Mudvayne’s “Not Falling” brings out the “Hardcore Patriot” Ryan Beeler…Beeler comes through the crowd with 2x4 in hand…he salutes the crowd and gives many high fives..*
The Ace: Oh lord... the second coming of Hacksaw Jim Duggan….oh yeah... I forget…”He’s hardcore…He’s hardcore…”
Stone: Well the crowd seems to like him…
The Ace: Maybe they didn’t see him get his ass handed to him weekly in DZW?
Lord Alain Windsor (w/ Lady Contessa Windsor) vs. “Hardcore Patriot” Ryan Beeler
The match went back and forth several times with neither man getting a definite advantage until the match spilled outside... Beeler took full control and batters Windsor with chairs, trash cans, and the 2x4 making Windsor a bloody mess…Beeler tossed Windsor back in and put Alain away with Capitol Punishment much to the dismay of Lady Contessa.
Winner: Ryan Beeler
The Ace: Wow, Im actually impressed…he’s developed a killer instinct, now if he could just hone those skills a bit more….with a little help….
Stone: What are you suggesting Ace?
The Ace: oh…nothing….just saying with the right direction Beeler could be a wrestler that could make a hell of an Impact in the singles division….
*Council of Wyrms comes out to the ring for the next bout”
Stone: Council of Wyrms from NAWC, this group is definitely a force to be reckoned with
The Ace: Indeed Gordon, Ive seen them in action many times and their ground and aerial skills are among the best in this business, you can bet on that….
* ”Cruel Angel Thesis” begins to play bringing out “Evangelion” Shinji Ikari, Axxis Jr., & PRIDE Koiso*
Stone: An interesting mix of styles here…
The Ace: Agreed. Luchadore and two Japanese styles…this should prove to be a grade A match…
Council of Wyrms vs. Evangelion, Axxis Jr, & PRIDE Koiso
This was indeed a 4 star match with great mat wrestling as well as some great aerial spots, the crowd was definitely into this match…at one point Moeru Tohkon tried for a aerial spot only to be reversed in mid stream by Axxis Jr’s finisher which got a huge crowd pop and chants of “Holy Shit….Holy Shit!” The match went on for several more exciting minutes before PRIDE Koiso got the duke for his team with a Koiso Kutter on Blood Dragon…all 6 men left the ring to a standing ovation
Winners: Evangelion, Axxis Jr,, & PRIDE Koiso
Stone: Wow…Im damn near speechless here…
The Ace: ******* that was a great match…and we are only halfway through this show…it can only get better…
Stone: That’s right…cause here comes X-Nails to the ring… it’s time for the Legends Triple Threat Match!
The Ace: X-Nails is one tough mofo… His feud with The Singhs; one that spanned many territories in the galaxy, is the stuff of Legends…His Caged in Hoodie match at DZW’s Dirty Black Summer back in 2001 was one of his best, and that match nearly ended his career…
Stone: Definitely an odds on favorite here tonight….Here comes Kanazawa!
The Ace: Another bonafide Legend, This man has beaten them all and has held many a title…He had a great tag team back in the day of FECW with Sean Mikkal Deveroux.
Stone: Indeed….and now our last competitor for this match….Dogma!!
The Ace: The epitome of a Hardcore Legend, This man is an icon…We’ve done battle in the past, He’s handed The Ace’s *** back to him…I have nothing but respect for this man…
Stone: Agreed… I’ve also done battle with him, had my *** kicked and even won a few against him… he is as tough as they come…
*Legends Triple Threat*
X-Nails vs. Kanazawa (w/ Biff Spaceballs) vs. Dogma
This match proved to be another crowd pleaser… all 3 men beat the hell out of each other, no man keeping an advantage long… each man hit each other with their finishers… Dogma locked X-Nails in the Misery Machine… Zawa broke it up and hit Dogma with Hell’s Run… Nails broke the pin… and hit Zawa with the Nail Driver this chain of events had the crowd going nuts… late in the match Dogma and Zawa took the fight to the floor as X-Nails recovered from being nailed with the Pitchfork. Von Braun shocked the crowd as he ran to the ringside area and waffled both Dogma and Zawa with vicious chairshots and left... Nails went outside and threw both men back in the ring and climbed to the top rope to finish the match, but as Nails lept from the turnbuckle and nailed Dogma with an awesome elbow drop... Zawa had recovered and caught Nails off guard with Hell’s Run for the win…
Winner: Kanazawa
Stone: Wow, what a match… Von Braun coming in…he pissed at not being signed for this match?
The Ace: I don’t know… but I’m glad the ******* isn’t pissed at me… I’m willing to bet that their may end up being a 4 way match with these guys.
Stone: Well ladies and gentlemen, its now time for the first of our title matches, the 7 tag team battle royal for the tag titles….
The Ace: This is what I’ve been waiting for… this should be REALLY GOOD.
Stone: Here comes the first team out, the Suicide Kings from FWA/OLW
The Ace: Great team, they are followed by NHW’s Stone Cold… another impressive team
Stone: Indeed. Now from NAWC, American Pride is coming out… a definite crowd favorite
The Ace: Also from NAWC, Primal Fear… another favorite to win… these guys are just vicious…
Stone: Here comes ICU from FWA/OLW… these guys know how to bring the pain…
The Ace: And here are the former GWF/CPC team Halcon Oro & Lycosa
Stone: That’s only six teams….where’s the seventh?
The Ace: I’m sure they may show up… maybe they are running late… maybe somewhere in Cleveland…HELLO CLEVELAND!
*Seven Team Tag Team Battle Royal for the RCWA Universal Tag Titles*
Suicide Kings, Stone Cold, American Pride, Primal Fear, ICU, Halcon Oro/Lycosa, &
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Order of Elimination:
Chad Hillsman eliminated by Cutthroat
Cutthroat eliminated by Penny Stern
Eric Needles eliminated by Danny Sirlin
Lycosa & Penny Stern eliminated by Olympus
Stone: That’s Suicide Kings out of this one….
Halcon Oro eliminated by The Beast
The Ace: And there goes Oro & Lycosa as well… better luck next time guys *chuckles*
Ron Grayson eliminated by Stunning Steve
Stone: Whoa! There goes American Pride!
Olympus & The Beast eliminated by Danny Sirlin
The Ace: And they’re followed by the other odds on favorites Primal Fear
Danny Sirlin eliminated by Stunning Steve
Stone: We’re done to 1 man left from two teams… John Hooks from ICU and Stunning Steve from Stone Cold….
The Ace: Not quite Gordon, you’re forgetting the 7th team…
*The Ace stands up and grabs the house mic…*
The Ace: Everyone listen up… that means you two bozos in the ring there as well… you all have forgotten this is a 7 team battle royal, well the 7th team is here and coming out now….ladies and gentlemen, I present to you a tag team that will be making a huge Impact on RCWA and wrestling itself. These two mean truly need no introduction, especially to fans of the old DZW and TWF territories… I present to you the first ever tag team champions of RCWA… “Serial Thrilla” Erik Raver and Zen… The Impact Makers! Oh yeah, you marks… always….ALWAYS Bet on The Ace!
*Erik Raver and Zen run into the ring and attack the already fatigued Hooks and Stunning Steve*
John Hooks eliminated by Erik Raver
Stunning Steve eliminated by Zen
Winners: The Impact Makers (Raver & Zen)
*The Ace walks into the ring and hands the tag belts to Raver and Zen and raises both mens hands*
Stone: Ladies and Gentlemen… I truly cannot believe this… This was a total set-up, perpetrated by The Ace himself… He had me fooled, the fans fooled…he hasn’t changed one **** bit… The championship committee I’m sure will have a look at this… these titles were stolen, not earned…
*The Ace and The Impact Makers walk to the back with the tag titles wrapped around their waists as the crowd gives a chorus of boos*
Stone: Bear with me fans, I’m still in shock here… but we must move on to our next match…
*Marilyn Manson’s “User Friendly” plays, bringing out Eisenwulf*
Stone: Here comes Eisenwulf, one of the first graduates of Body Count’s School of Pain where he was personally trained by Body Count and The Ace himself… however Eisenwulf has stated he wants nothing to do with The Ace, he wants to do things himself… I guess that’s a plus…
*”O Fortuna” brings out Sturm*
Stone: Another newcomer, Sturm is a warrior of his native planet Gor in the northern lands of Torvaldsland…He is indeed an impressive looking individual…
*The Ace rejoins Gordon at the announce table*
The Ace: Hey buddy, what did I miss? Not much I’m assuming… oh it’s my former trainee that now says he is too good to have anything to do with me….
Stone: You’re an *******, you know that right? I can’t believe what you just pulled here just a few moments ago… they were never lost, they were just cowards that just picked their opportunity for a guaranteed victory…
The Ace: That’s Mr. ******* to you Stone… And cowards they aren’t… ****ing geniuses I would say *laughs hysterically*
Eisenwulf vs. Sturm
This was a good match, both men using power styles to their advantage… Sturm came close to victory several times, but this would prove to be Eisenwulf’s night. Eisenwulf gets the win after two straight Utter Dominations.
Winner: Eisenwulf
*The Ace gets up and tries to talk to Eisenwulf, but Eisenwulf blows him off and walks to the back*
The Ace: I trained that lousy ****er and this is the thanks I get…screw him, he better watch his back…
Stone: Maybe he is just smart, you think?
The Ace: **** you Stone, you better watch you’re mouth…
Stone: Whatever… ok fans, it’s main event time…time for four men to step into that ring and for only one to walk out RCWA Universal Champion…The Ladder waiting ominously outside the ring…the Universal Title hanging from the rafters…
The Ace: Let’s get it started already, I have a victory celebration to attend with my boyz!
*”Mile High” Adam Matravers makes his way to the ring, he is followed by Kansuke Konda, Cradle of Filth’s “From The Cradle To Enslave” brings out Filth who is accompanied by his brother and manager, SamHain, the final entrant to make his way down is “The Demon Seed” Josh Rage”
*4 Way Ladder Elimination Match for the RCWA Universal title*
Adam Matravers vs. Kansuke Konda vs. Filth vs. Josh Rage
This match was as wild as expected, Konda grabbed the Ladder early on and brought it into the ring and used it to bust open Josh Rage… Matravers and Filth did battle inside and outside the ring… SamHain managed to temporarily knock Matravers out of the match with a chair shot from behind…meanwhile Konda and Rage both were on the ladder, both battling to grab the title and end the match early… but Filth made his way in and climbed the turnbuckles and jumped off to give the ladder a missile dropkick which sent both Konda and Rage tumbling off and getting clotheslined by the top rope… during this time Matravers slowly made his way back to the ring and leveled Filth with clothesline… Rage recovered and put Konda away with the Demon Cutter, the referee counted three and Konda was eliminated. Rage, Matravers, & Filth wage a 3 way battle that saw Filth nearly get eliminated by Matraver’s Mile High Moonsault, however, a well timed distraction from SamHain prevented that. Rage then put Filth down with the Demon Cutter and Astaroth hit the ring and leveled Rage with a brutal lariat… Matravers dropkicked Astaroth over the top rope and set up the ladder… Matravers was within grasping distance, but Filth had recovered and climbed the ladder…Filth grabbed Matravers and gave his a ddt off the ladder, Filth made the cover, the referee counted three and Matravers was eliminated…Rage and Filth battled back and forth…both men using the ladder to their advantage…Filth finally floored Rage with a ladder shot to the head… Filth climbed to the top, Rage recovered quickly and knocked the ladder over and sent Filth crashing to the mat… Rage put him down with the Demon Cutter and set the ladder back up and climbed up to grab the belt and win the bout!
Winner and Universal Champion: “Demon Seed” Josh Rage
Stone: There he is ladies and gentlemen, battered, bruised, and bloody, but Universal Champion none the less… a great ending to a great match!
The Ace: To hell with this…I’ve got a party to attend…
*A blood soaked Josh Rage stands in the ring holding the RCWA Title high as SamHain and Astaroth flank the ring and begin to enter… suddenly “Move” by Thousand Foot Krutch floods the arena and The Prophet hits the ring with chair in hand, he takes swings at both SamHain and Astaroth…*
Stone: Looks like we might have another battle here tonight…. The Prophet coming to the aid of Josh Rage, both men standing their ground…
*We fade to black as The Prophet stands pointing to SamHain and shouting, Josh Rage standing on the second turnbuckle pointing down to Astaroth*
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