Highlight Show 57
Apr 20, 2006 13:31:25 GMT -5
Post by bmurderh8s on Apr 20, 2006 13:31:25 GMT -5
**did my best to follow the guidlines. I hope I got everything. I'm prolly gonna get banned for this :-)
TOO VIOLENT FOR E-BOARDS, OHL HIGHLIGHT SHOW!!!
The camera fades in on the front porch of a lovely ranch house mid afternoon. The sound of children playing can be heard faintly off in the distance. The camera catches a look at a jet black mailbox hung directly left of the door just before it enters the house. Bronze plating signifies the owner. It reads, “West”. The camera man makes his way through the interior of the house, surveying his surroundings on his way. Noise just down the hallway. The camera man investigates and finds himself in the kitchen. Half eaten food and condiments are strewn about the place and the sound of furious chewing and heavy breathing can be heard. The camera slowly comes up on the culprit with his head buried in a wide open refrigerator. It’s Cycle Hog dressed to the nines and wearing a bib to catch the stray bits of food that have managed to escape his mouth. Cycle Hog pays no attention to the camera and continues on with his eating. Directly ahead is a large patio door opening up to a pool area where several more people can be seen. They appear to be enjoying the beautiful afternoon at poolside Once outside the scene quickly becomes obvious.
Justin Sane : Hahahaha. C’mon Ace, lighten up, it’s a beautiful afternoon. Why don’t you come take a swim?
Justin Sane in a bathing suit wearing the TV title mocks Ken West who finds himself tired securely to a lawn chair with his mouth gagged.
Sane : Look at how much fun Rush is having.
Camera pans over to the pol where Rush is tied to a small raft that is left floating in the center. Rush fights to break free when all of a sudden One Man Army comes off the diving board with a cannonball. He yells a warning.
OMA : CANNONBALL!!!!
A huge splash sends waves rippling through the pool turning the tiny raft into a buoy fighting with the current. Sane can barely control his laughter.
Sane : Hey big guy, I hope you brought you sun screen….or you’re liable to catch a burn! Hahahahaha!
Dalton Storm and Pandora come into view as they are stepping out of the Jacuzzi. The camera checks out Pandora for a few moments who is draped out in a tight two piece thong bikini. She’s falling all out of it to the camera man’s delight.
Sane : You now Ace, this is great. Spending the afternoon with your friends at poolside. It doesn’t get any better then this. What do ya say buddy?
Ace’s screams behind the gag come out muffled, but we can all guess what he’s saying.
Sane : We ought to do this more often.
From inside the house a female voice can be heard. At first its difficult to make out and when West hears it he begins to struggle violently.
Sane : That must be the old lady, you should introduce us.
The voice comes closer then suddenly stops. Silence, then screams. The patio door opens up and Cycle Hog comes chugging out like the little engine that could dragging a young blonde women out by the hair. Her screams turn to tears as she sees the situation. She tries to break free from Hog’s grasp and run to West but Sane intercepts her, swallowing her up in his arms.
Sane : OH, Ace, you shoulda told me. You’ve go yourself a real minx here. Don’t worry babe, Hog here, he’s a lawyer. Everything is strictly on the up and up.
Sane’s hands aren’t shy as they move the length of the girl’s body, even finding their way up the bottom of her sundress. Sane checks out the real estate for several long seconds and the plants a big wet kiss on her. Sane calls Pandora over who is more then happy to come join in. She whispers something into the women’s ear and then runs her fingertips lightly down her neck to her chest, around the belly and finally under the dress. The women begs, Sane just laughs and taunts, continues on with his profane gestures that further excite West. Pandora continues to grope. Finally the camera begins to fades out as Pandora and the women are locked in a seductive if not forced kiss.
Sane : IT’S GOOD TO BE THE KING. SEE YA ON SATURN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
From the Titan Sportsplex on Saturn
This is OHL Highlight Show 57
A Life Once Lost’s “Surreal Atrocities” plays as the intro to the show.
Simon : Lord Nexus was one of my favorite wrestlers when I was a kid, welcome to Saturn, this is the OHL HIGHLIGHT SHOW!
1.Rockstar and Fenom battle to a time limit draw in a great opening match. The titan fans are on their feet constantly during this one. The two vow to meet again.
2.Bad Blood (w/ rev. Black) is able to surprise “Demon Seed” Josh Rage and roll him up after cruiserweight champ Chris Czar came down to ringside and provided the necessary distraction.
AS Bad Blood is being announced the winner, Rage is up and scrambling to get after Chris Czar. Czar welcomes Rage to “Come get a piece” and the two lock up. The two fight at ringside until Bad Blood is up and over hitting the two fighting wrestlers with a plancha sending all 3 men crashing into the aisle way.
Simon : No surprise here, the bell have just sounded and we have ourselves a three way dance. Mangus never misses an opportunity does he? (talking into headset) What? Ok..ok..I’m being told that the cruiserweight belt is indeed on the line!
3.In an impromptu 3 way dance, Josh Rage defeats Bad Blood and cruiserweight champ Chris Czar to win the title. After the match Czar is livid as Rage mocks him by offering a handshake and then pulling it away.
4.The Young Lions upset the Aethran Outcasts via HIS HERO IS GONE after interference from Wolfen.
5.Kaos, despite having his arm injured after MAJOR PAIN fights back to surprise Icon (w/ Matua and Crystal) with the shotgun cradle.
After the match Icon and Matua viciously attack the injured Kaos. Icon locks Kaos’s injured arm back in Major Pain as Matua assaults the titan with chair shots. The fans show their lack of approval by booing and tossing trash. Hot Shot calls to Crystal who brings something to him. Kaos finally passes out, and not to soon as Matua begins rubbing his hands together..
Simon : FIREBALL!!!!!!!!!! Oh god..Matua just fireball a helpless Kaos!! Jesus Tapdancing Christ!
Icon finally releases the hold, Kaos’ hair on fire. Matua and Icon aren’t without compassion as they help put his head out by repeatedly stomping on it.
Simon : OH man, Kaos look bad, and the fans, they’re pissed. Security holding several back from jumping the guardrail after that, that disgusting act and…and now we get to hear the Hot Shot flap his jaw. Great.
Matua : How do ya like me now Saturn?!?! Hahahahahahahaha. Somebody get sanitation out here to scrape this fried Titan from the ring. Hahahahahaha. (“Hot Shot sucks c**k” chants start up) We’ve heard it all before so you can save your breath! Now, our madness is not without method tonight. We have an agenda. Last week, I got screwed by that loser Crow, everyone saw it, he cheated! And as far as I’m concerned, that match doesn’t count! I talked to Mangus before the show, and yeah, he’s a smart man and never misses an opportunity bring in the big bucks. He knows Matua vs. Crow puts the butts in the seats. So Crow, you’re on notice. Next up, concerning that turd Justin Sane. Yeah buddy, we saw the footage, I like your style, but listen up dildo…you never…EVER..f**k with the Fatal Four! You go that?! You’re on notice as well. And friend, you don’t want Icon on your bad side, let alone Rush or the Ace/ Your @ss is grass Sane, sooner or later.
Icon : YOU’D BE SMART TO DROP THAT BELT OFF AT THE FRONT OFFICE AND HEAD FOR DEMENSION X!! Wrestle for the WGX or something, change your name, anything. Because I can assure you that after Rush is through ripping you limb from limb, I’m gonna be there to put you back together and do it all over again!
Matua : That’s right big guy. Moving on. Hey Spcaeballs, you better be thanking your lucky graces because that retard you manage is off the hook. Now that that alcoholic has the belt Icon doesn’t need to break off Kanazawa’s arm and shove it up his @ss! Don’t f**k with us buddy. This team, we’ve survived everything this company has thrown at us. Civil War, that king of nothing Sasaki, and yeah…RK Oasis. We’re indestructible. And in the next few weeks, we’re planning on showing all you f*gs and limp d**ks out there why we are THEE premier stable in wrestling today!
Fans boo the trio all the way down the aisle. When they reach the ramp, Dalton Storm and One Man Army burst out form behind the curtain and attack them. Crystal gets tossed aside as the four wrestlers get into it. As first Storm and OMA hold the advantage but Icon soon finds his second wind and destroys the pair with help from Matua who pulls a chair from the crowd. With Icon and Matua distracted, Justin Sane sneaks out through the crowd. He hops the guardrail wearing the TV belt and attacks them with his cane! He canes Icon and Matua until he’s sure neither will get up. He turns his attention to Crystal when security comes rushing out. Sane heads for dodge.
Mangus : HOLD IT RIGHT THERE MANIAC WARRIOR! (Sane stops in the 5th row and the fans part like the red sea) I have an announcement and I think you’re gonna wanna hear it. Like I said previously we have a big show coming up…EXTREME DREAM. And just this morning I booked the Nevermore on Brymstone to host the card. As well Sane, as you probably already know, the USFP has no jurisdiction over that particular sector of the galaxy. So Sane, I was thinking. You want your cake and you wanna eat it too? Fine. At this show you will fight Rush, one on one for that TV title in a Stairway to Hell Ring of Destruction Fire and Glass Death Match. You win, you get the belt and a new contract. I’ll work something out with Omega and the Galactic Wrestling Commission. But Justin, you lose, you’re done, banned for life! I’ll work out the details with your lawyer Cycle Hog. (big pop as the show goes to commercial)
6.Mayhem (w. Thornn and Harlot) fights his way past Kanazawa in a hardcore style brawl that made its way all over ringside and even into the crowd. During the match Biff got into the camera and told Matua and Icon that as far as Zawa was concerned, they weren’t off the hook.
7.Stud Inc (w/ Jacky Kage) win a 3 way dance against The New Blood Assassins and RLD (w/ Phantasy) when Primo pinned Lynch with SPACE MOUNTAIN.
8.Thornn (w/ Harlot and Myahem) over Dog #2, Demon (w/ Ripper) in a chain match after THORNN’S SPIKE onto the steel chain. The match saw Mayhem and Ripper fighting one another on the outside for most of the bout. This was almost a Texas tornado style tag event. The two teams fight all the way to the back to close the show.
End.
TOO VIOLENT FOR E-BOARDS, OHL HIGHLIGHT SHOW!!!
The camera fades in on the front porch of a lovely ranch house mid afternoon. The sound of children playing can be heard faintly off in the distance. The camera catches a look at a jet black mailbox hung directly left of the door just before it enters the house. Bronze plating signifies the owner. It reads, “West”. The camera man makes his way through the interior of the house, surveying his surroundings on his way. Noise just down the hallway. The camera man investigates and finds himself in the kitchen. Half eaten food and condiments are strewn about the place and the sound of furious chewing and heavy breathing can be heard. The camera slowly comes up on the culprit with his head buried in a wide open refrigerator. It’s Cycle Hog dressed to the nines and wearing a bib to catch the stray bits of food that have managed to escape his mouth. Cycle Hog pays no attention to the camera and continues on with his eating. Directly ahead is a large patio door opening up to a pool area where several more people can be seen. They appear to be enjoying the beautiful afternoon at poolside Once outside the scene quickly becomes obvious.
Justin Sane : Hahahaha. C’mon Ace, lighten up, it’s a beautiful afternoon. Why don’t you come take a swim?
Justin Sane in a bathing suit wearing the TV title mocks Ken West who finds himself tired securely to a lawn chair with his mouth gagged.
Sane : Look at how much fun Rush is having.
Camera pans over to the pol where Rush is tied to a small raft that is left floating in the center. Rush fights to break free when all of a sudden One Man Army comes off the diving board with a cannonball. He yells a warning.
OMA : CANNONBALL!!!!
A huge splash sends waves rippling through the pool turning the tiny raft into a buoy fighting with the current. Sane can barely control his laughter.
Sane : Hey big guy, I hope you brought you sun screen….or you’re liable to catch a burn! Hahahahaha!
Dalton Storm and Pandora come into view as they are stepping out of the Jacuzzi. The camera checks out Pandora for a few moments who is draped out in a tight two piece thong bikini. She’s falling all out of it to the camera man’s delight.
Sane : You now Ace, this is great. Spending the afternoon with your friends at poolside. It doesn’t get any better then this. What do ya say buddy?
Ace’s screams behind the gag come out muffled, but we can all guess what he’s saying.
Sane : We ought to do this more often.
From inside the house a female voice can be heard. At first its difficult to make out and when West hears it he begins to struggle violently.
Sane : That must be the old lady, you should introduce us.
The voice comes closer then suddenly stops. Silence, then screams. The patio door opens up and Cycle Hog comes chugging out like the little engine that could dragging a young blonde women out by the hair. Her screams turn to tears as she sees the situation. She tries to break free from Hog’s grasp and run to West but Sane intercepts her, swallowing her up in his arms.
Sane : OH, Ace, you shoulda told me. You’ve go yourself a real minx here. Don’t worry babe, Hog here, he’s a lawyer. Everything is strictly on the up and up.
Sane’s hands aren’t shy as they move the length of the girl’s body, even finding their way up the bottom of her sundress. Sane checks out the real estate for several long seconds and the plants a big wet kiss on her. Sane calls Pandora over who is more then happy to come join in. She whispers something into the women’s ear and then runs her fingertips lightly down her neck to her chest, around the belly and finally under the dress. The women begs, Sane just laughs and taunts, continues on with his profane gestures that further excite West. Pandora continues to grope. Finally the camera begins to fades out as Pandora and the women are locked in a seductive if not forced kiss.
Sane : IT’S GOOD TO BE THE KING. SEE YA ON SATURN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
From the Titan Sportsplex on Saturn
This is OHL Highlight Show 57
A Life Once Lost’s “Surreal Atrocities” plays as the intro to the show.
Simon : Lord Nexus was one of my favorite wrestlers when I was a kid, welcome to Saturn, this is the OHL HIGHLIGHT SHOW!
1.Rockstar and Fenom battle to a time limit draw in a great opening match. The titan fans are on their feet constantly during this one. The two vow to meet again.
2.Bad Blood (w/ rev. Black) is able to surprise “Demon Seed” Josh Rage and roll him up after cruiserweight champ Chris Czar came down to ringside and provided the necessary distraction.
AS Bad Blood is being announced the winner, Rage is up and scrambling to get after Chris Czar. Czar welcomes Rage to “Come get a piece” and the two lock up. The two fight at ringside until Bad Blood is up and over hitting the two fighting wrestlers with a plancha sending all 3 men crashing into the aisle way.
Simon : No surprise here, the bell have just sounded and we have ourselves a three way dance. Mangus never misses an opportunity does he? (talking into headset) What? Ok..ok..I’m being told that the cruiserweight belt is indeed on the line!
3.In an impromptu 3 way dance, Josh Rage defeats Bad Blood and cruiserweight champ Chris Czar to win the title. After the match Czar is livid as Rage mocks him by offering a handshake and then pulling it away.
4.The Young Lions upset the Aethran Outcasts via HIS HERO IS GONE after interference from Wolfen.
5.Kaos, despite having his arm injured after MAJOR PAIN fights back to surprise Icon (w/ Matua and Crystal) with the shotgun cradle.
After the match Icon and Matua viciously attack the injured Kaos. Icon locks Kaos’s injured arm back in Major Pain as Matua assaults the titan with chair shots. The fans show their lack of approval by booing and tossing trash. Hot Shot calls to Crystal who brings something to him. Kaos finally passes out, and not to soon as Matua begins rubbing his hands together..
Simon : FIREBALL!!!!!!!!!! Oh god..Matua just fireball a helpless Kaos!! Jesus Tapdancing Christ!
Icon finally releases the hold, Kaos’ hair on fire. Matua and Icon aren’t without compassion as they help put his head out by repeatedly stomping on it.
Simon : OH man, Kaos look bad, and the fans, they’re pissed. Security holding several back from jumping the guardrail after that, that disgusting act and…and now we get to hear the Hot Shot flap his jaw. Great.
Matua : How do ya like me now Saturn?!?! Hahahahahahahaha. Somebody get sanitation out here to scrape this fried Titan from the ring. Hahahahahaha. (“Hot Shot sucks c**k” chants start up) We’ve heard it all before so you can save your breath! Now, our madness is not without method tonight. We have an agenda. Last week, I got screwed by that loser Crow, everyone saw it, he cheated! And as far as I’m concerned, that match doesn’t count! I talked to Mangus before the show, and yeah, he’s a smart man and never misses an opportunity bring in the big bucks. He knows Matua vs. Crow puts the butts in the seats. So Crow, you’re on notice. Next up, concerning that turd Justin Sane. Yeah buddy, we saw the footage, I like your style, but listen up dildo…you never…EVER..f**k with the Fatal Four! You go that?! You’re on notice as well. And friend, you don’t want Icon on your bad side, let alone Rush or the Ace/ Your @ss is grass Sane, sooner or later.
Icon : YOU’D BE SMART TO DROP THAT BELT OFF AT THE FRONT OFFICE AND HEAD FOR DEMENSION X!! Wrestle for the WGX or something, change your name, anything. Because I can assure you that after Rush is through ripping you limb from limb, I’m gonna be there to put you back together and do it all over again!
Matua : That’s right big guy. Moving on. Hey Spcaeballs, you better be thanking your lucky graces because that retard you manage is off the hook. Now that that alcoholic has the belt Icon doesn’t need to break off Kanazawa’s arm and shove it up his @ss! Don’t f**k with us buddy. This team, we’ve survived everything this company has thrown at us. Civil War, that king of nothing Sasaki, and yeah…RK Oasis. We’re indestructible. And in the next few weeks, we’re planning on showing all you f*gs and limp d**ks out there why we are THEE premier stable in wrestling today!
Fans boo the trio all the way down the aisle. When they reach the ramp, Dalton Storm and One Man Army burst out form behind the curtain and attack them. Crystal gets tossed aside as the four wrestlers get into it. As first Storm and OMA hold the advantage but Icon soon finds his second wind and destroys the pair with help from Matua who pulls a chair from the crowd. With Icon and Matua distracted, Justin Sane sneaks out through the crowd. He hops the guardrail wearing the TV belt and attacks them with his cane! He canes Icon and Matua until he’s sure neither will get up. He turns his attention to Crystal when security comes rushing out. Sane heads for dodge.
Mangus : HOLD IT RIGHT THERE MANIAC WARRIOR! (Sane stops in the 5th row and the fans part like the red sea) I have an announcement and I think you’re gonna wanna hear it. Like I said previously we have a big show coming up…EXTREME DREAM. And just this morning I booked the Nevermore on Brymstone to host the card. As well Sane, as you probably already know, the USFP has no jurisdiction over that particular sector of the galaxy. So Sane, I was thinking. You want your cake and you wanna eat it too? Fine. At this show you will fight Rush, one on one for that TV title in a Stairway to Hell Ring of Destruction Fire and Glass Death Match. You win, you get the belt and a new contract. I’ll work something out with Omega and the Galactic Wrestling Commission. But Justin, you lose, you’re done, banned for life! I’ll work out the details with your lawyer Cycle Hog. (big pop as the show goes to commercial)
6.Mayhem (w. Thornn and Harlot) fights his way past Kanazawa in a hardcore style brawl that made its way all over ringside and even into the crowd. During the match Biff got into the camera and told Matua and Icon that as far as Zawa was concerned, they weren’t off the hook.
7.Stud Inc (w/ Jacky Kage) win a 3 way dance against The New Blood Assassins and RLD (w/ Phantasy) when Primo pinned Lynch with SPACE MOUNTAIN.
8.Thornn (w/ Harlot and Myahem) over Dog #2, Demon (w/ Ripper) in a chain match after THORNN’S SPIKE onto the steel chain. The match saw Mayhem and Ripper fighting one another on the outside for most of the bout. This was almost a Texas tornado style tag event. The two teams fight all the way to the back to close the show.
End.
