Highlight Show 56
Apr 7, 2006 13:24:32 GMT -5
Post by bmurderh8s on Apr 7, 2006 13:24:32 GMT -5
From the Warhammers Casino “The Madhouse of Extreme”
This is the OHL Highlight Show
Exodus’s “Bonded by Blood” plays as the intro to the show. As the intro comes to a close the camera cuts to Thornn and Mayhem’s locker room as Scorpio bursts through the door dragging a throng of security behind him.
Scorpio : YOU SON OF A B*TCH!!! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THIS?!?! WHERE IN THE HELL?!?!
Scorpio and security crash into Thornn and Mayhem who are unable to react fast enough. The scene in the locker room is wild as security tries their best to pull Scorpio out. After several minutes of fighting in the locker room more security arrives and security is able to pull Scorpio out with Thornn and Mayhem chasing close behind. The camera pans in on the floor to see an old torn piece of paper with badly scribbled hand writing on it. It is signed “You friend, Simon”.
Cut back to ringside where the fighting has made its way out from the back.
Simon : WELCOME TO THE HIGHLIGHT SHOW! Scorpio and Mayhem fighting their way down to ringside, security having a hell of a time separating these two..(“Silent Machine” on the PA) Well..here comes Kanazawa. The first match of the evening was scheduled to be Scorpio defending his title against Kanazawa, but it looks like we’re gonna get a three way dance instead!
1.Kanazawa (w/ Biff Spaceballs) over Mayhem and triple crown champ, Scorpio in a non title three way dance.
As Kanazawa is being announced the winner Icon and Jimmy Matua sneak into the ring with baseball bats. Biff tries to interject but gets planted by Matua. They violently mug Kanazawa until Scorpio is back on the scene fighting them off. Its Singapore cane vs. baseball bat until Icon clips Scorpio from behind and takes him to the mat. Soon its Matua and Icon pummeling Scorpio and Kanazawa into bloody heaps. The fans boo relentlessly until the house lights begin to dim. Crow hit’s the ring lightning fast and plants Matua and Icon to a large pop from the crowd. Shogun is out tossing Crow a chair. Crow gives Matua a pair of Arabian face busters and the Hot Shot looks out!
Simon : Crow out now, looking like a one man wrecking crew, Icon thinks he has him..KOBE SUPERKICK!! OH GOD HE JUST KICKED ICON’S HEAD RIGHT OFF HIS SHOULDERS!!!
The crowd chants as Crow stands tall in the ring but Rush is soon out and the two lock horns right in the center of the ring. Ace West slides in to help and clobbers Crow with a steel chain dropping the hardcore icon. Icon to his feet and its 3 on 1 until Scorpio is back. Before long Kanazawa and Matua are in on the fighting and it’s a wild brawl. The PA suddenly comes to life.
Mangus : Hey….HEY!!! Everybody calm down…RIGHT NOW! This isn’t a goddamn zoo!
Mangus, followed by a load of security marches down to the ring. Security separates the wrestlers as Mangus rolls in. Even as Mangus speaks the wrestlers fight and struggle to get at one another.
Mangus : I swear the God I’ll suspend each and every one of you!!!! Now guys..I love the enthusiam..I really do. But this has got to stop. We’ve got a big show coming up here and I don’t need you guys hurting each other before the event. You guys wanna maim each other? Fine with me…but first…you gotta sign the contract! Now Hot Shot, you think your man deserves a shot at the title…well Biff over there disagrees, he thinks his man is owed a shot, and hell..Shogun over here claims his man is next in line…whaaa!
Icon slips away from security and knocks Mangus right on his ass on his way to Kanazawa who he batters with punches until security restrains him once again.
Mangus : IKE!!!! YOU’RE ON THIN F*CKIN ICE!!! So watch it! This is how we’re gonna do it. Matua, tonight….you’re gonna have to earn Icon a shot at that triple crown title. That’s right….against the other man in line for a title shot, Crow! (big pop)..now..now hold on. And since we are in the Madhouse of Extreme, we‘re gonna do it right…tonight, 2 out of 3 falls in the main event in an EDGE DEATH MATCH!
Matua looks like he’s about to be sick as the show goes to commercial.
2.TV Champ Rush (w/ Ace West) easily handles Kaos, finishing him off with back to back Atomic Rush Crush’s.
3.Legacy downs Kedo in a match of contrasting styles.
4.the team of Fennikusu, Bad Blood, and Redstar take out the team of Rockstar, Black Toro, and Super Demon when Redstar pinned Rockstar with the REDSTAR SPECIAL.
Cut to the back for a promo from Cruiserweight champion, Chris Czar.
Chris Czar : Josh Rage…Demon Seed…yeah..I’ve seen the tapes…I know the history. Your old man, he was, well, a no talent garbage wrestler. And you think, because you come from the same pathetic no talent bloodline that I owe you some sort of respect? Face it Rage..you’re out of my league. I’m at a level that you can never reach. It’s obvious you can’t go toe to toe with me in the ring, I mean hell..everyone saw it, I beat you by pinfall twice. You wanna shake my hand..? For what? A show of respect? I don’t respect you Demon Seed. I’m a pure athlete, and you, you’re really just a glorified stuntman, like Crow. I know you’re hot for this belt Rage, but if you think winning this belt is going to make you anything other then what you are, a one trick pony..well…you’re in for a rude awakening. So anytime you want another clinic on how real wrestlers wrestle…you know where the gold is.
5.In an Aethran Strap Match, Wolfen pummels Ruin into a bloody pulp.
6.Thornn and Rage beat Aniemen Revenge gangland style.
7.In a 4 corners match to determine the new No. 1 Contenders to the tag titles, The Dogs of War outlast the New Blood Assassins, Dalton Storm and One Man Army, and Mudhoney .
8.In a bloody, over the top main event 2 out of 3 falls Edge Death Match, Crow wins against “Hot Shot” Jimmy Matua 2 falls to 0.
As Simon wraps the show up the camera goes to the inside of a limo cruiser. Ace West and Rush along with several lovely female fans are on their way back to their hotel. The Ace notices something wrong.
West : hey…hey driver. What the hell are you doing?! This isn’t the way…
Driver : Don’t worry Mr. West, we’re taking a shortcut. We’ll be there shortly.
The limo cruiser comes to a stop at a red light and West surveys the surroundings, an odd look comes over his face.
West : Wait a second..what the hell is this? This isn’t a shortcut…do you need a map or something…?
The security glass comes down and West and Rush’s demeanor turns to one of panic as they quickly notice that the driver is really ONE MAN ARMY!!!
West : YOU SON OF A B*TCH! What’s going on here?!
West and Rush quickly try to exit the limo but as they open the door Justin Sane bursts into the limo and canes the crap out of the both of them! He ushers the female fans out of the limo as he continues to put the cane shots to Ace and Rush who are helpless to defend themselves. Sane takes a bottle of champagne and smashes it over Rush’s head as he gets his face right into the camera. He’s grinning like the cat who just ate the canary.
Simon : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
End.
This is the OHL Highlight Show
Exodus’s “Bonded by Blood” plays as the intro to the show. As the intro comes to a close the camera cuts to Thornn and Mayhem’s locker room as Scorpio bursts through the door dragging a throng of security behind him.
Scorpio : YOU SON OF A B*TCH!!! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THIS?!?! WHERE IN THE HELL?!?!
Scorpio and security crash into Thornn and Mayhem who are unable to react fast enough. The scene in the locker room is wild as security tries their best to pull Scorpio out. After several minutes of fighting in the locker room more security arrives and security is able to pull Scorpio out with Thornn and Mayhem chasing close behind. The camera pans in on the floor to see an old torn piece of paper with badly scribbled hand writing on it. It is signed “You friend, Simon”.
Cut back to ringside where the fighting has made its way out from the back.
Simon : WELCOME TO THE HIGHLIGHT SHOW! Scorpio and Mayhem fighting their way down to ringside, security having a hell of a time separating these two..(“Silent Machine” on the PA) Well..here comes Kanazawa. The first match of the evening was scheduled to be Scorpio defending his title against Kanazawa, but it looks like we’re gonna get a three way dance instead!
1.Kanazawa (w/ Biff Spaceballs) over Mayhem and triple crown champ, Scorpio in a non title three way dance.
As Kanazawa is being announced the winner Icon and Jimmy Matua sneak into the ring with baseball bats. Biff tries to interject but gets planted by Matua. They violently mug Kanazawa until Scorpio is back on the scene fighting them off. Its Singapore cane vs. baseball bat until Icon clips Scorpio from behind and takes him to the mat. Soon its Matua and Icon pummeling Scorpio and Kanazawa into bloody heaps. The fans boo relentlessly until the house lights begin to dim. Crow hit’s the ring lightning fast and plants Matua and Icon to a large pop from the crowd. Shogun is out tossing Crow a chair. Crow gives Matua a pair of Arabian face busters and the Hot Shot looks out!
Simon : Crow out now, looking like a one man wrecking crew, Icon thinks he has him..KOBE SUPERKICK!! OH GOD HE JUST KICKED ICON’S HEAD RIGHT OFF HIS SHOULDERS!!!
The crowd chants as Crow stands tall in the ring but Rush is soon out and the two lock horns right in the center of the ring. Ace West slides in to help and clobbers Crow with a steel chain dropping the hardcore icon. Icon to his feet and its 3 on 1 until Scorpio is back. Before long Kanazawa and Matua are in on the fighting and it’s a wild brawl. The PA suddenly comes to life.
Mangus : Hey….HEY!!! Everybody calm down…RIGHT NOW! This isn’t a goddamn zoo!
Mangus, followed by a load of security marches down to the ring. Security separates the wrestlers as Mangus rolls in. Even as Mangus speaks the wrestlers fight and struggle to get at one another.
Mangus : I swear the God I’ll suspend each and every one of you!!!! Now guys..I love the enthusiam..I really do. But this has got to stop. We’ve got a big show coming up here and I don’t need you guys hurting each other before the event. You guys wanna maim each other? Fine with me…but first…you gotta sign the contract! Now Hot Shot, you think your man deserves a shot at the title…well Biff over there disagrees, he thinks his man is owed a shot, and hell..Shogun over here claims his man is next in line…whaaa!
Icon slips away from security and knocks Mangus right on his ass on his way to Kanazawa who he batters with punches until security restrains him once again.
Mangus : IKE!!!! YOU’RE ON THIN F*CKIN ICE!!! So watch it! This is how we’re gonna do it. Matua, tonight….you’re gonna have to earn Icon a shot at that triple crown title. That’s right….against the other man in line for a title shot, Crow! (big pop)..now..now hold on. And since we are in the Madhouse of Extreme, we‘re gonna do it right…tonight, 2 out of 3 falls in the main event in an EDGE DEATH MATCH!
Matua looks like he’s about to be sick as the show goes to commercial.
2.TV Champ Rush (w/ Ace West) easily handles Kaos, finishing him off with back to back Atomic Rush Crush’s.
3.Legacy downs Kedo in a match of contrasting styles.
4.the team of Fennikusu, Bad Blood, and Redstar take out the team of Rockstar, Black Toro, and Super Demon when Redstar pinned Rockstar with the REDSTAR SPECIAL.
Cut to the back for a promo from Cruiserweight champion, Chris Czar.
Chris Czar : Josh Rage…Demon Seed…yeah..I’ve seen the tapes…I know the history. Your old man, he was, well, a no talent garbage wrestler. And you think, because you come from the same pathetic no talent bloodline that I owe you some sort of respect? Face it Rage..you’re out of my league. I’m at a level that you can never reach. It’s obvious you can’t go toe to toe with me in the ring, I mean hell..everyone saw it, I beat you by pinfall twice. You wanna shake my hand..? For what? A show of respect? I don’t respect you Demon Seed. I’m a pure athlete, and you, you’re really just a glorified stuntman, like Crow. I know you’re hot for this belt Rage, but if you think winning this belt is going to make you anything other then what you are, a one trick pony..well…you’re in for a rude awakening. So anytime you want another clinic on how real wrestlers wrestle…you know where the gold is.
5.In an Aethran Strap Match, Wolfen pummels Ruin into a bloody pulp.
6.Thornn and Rage beat Aniemen Revenge gangland style.
7.In a 4 corners match to determine the new No. 1 Contenders to the tag titles, The Dogs of War outlast the New Blood Assassins, Dalton Storm and One Man Army, and Mudhoney .
8.In a bloody, over the top main event 2 out of 3 falls Edge Death Match, Crow wins against “Hot Shot” Jimmy Matua 2 falls to 0.
As Simon wraps the show up the camera goes to the inside of a limo cruiser. Ace West and Rush along with several lovely female fans are on their way back to their hotel. The Ace notices something wrong.
West : hey…hey driver. What the hell are you doing?! This isn’t the way…
Driver : Don’t worry Mr. West, we’re taking a shortcut. We’ll be there shortly.
The limo cruiser comes to a stop at a red light and West surveys the surroundings, an odd look comes over his face.
West : Wait a second..what the hell is this? This isn’t a shortcut…do you need a map or something…?
The security glass comes down and West and Rush’s demeanor turns to one of panic as they quickly notice that the driver is really ONE MAN ARMY!!!
West : YOU SON OF A B*TCH! What’s going on here?!
West and Rush quickly try to exit the limo but as they open the door Justin Sane bursts into the limo and canes the crap out of the both of them! He ushers the female fans out of the limo as he continues to put the cane shots to Ace and Rush who are helpless to defend themselves. Sane takes a bottle of champagne and smashes it over Rush’s head as he gets his face right into the camera. He’s grinning like the cat who just ate the canary.
Simon : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
End.